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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Firm Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. Oh, welcome the fifteen

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Speaker 1: minute morning show podcast Today the show where we don't

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Speaker 1: talk about what damn it? What are we gonna do that?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought you had something to do.

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Speaker 1: Duty it's a duty free duty free store. I guess

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Speaker 1: we could do show intel. Oh, I gotta go get something.

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Speaker 1: I know, we gotta go. Do we have a minute

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Speaker 1: to get something? We just say a few minutes ago

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Speaker 1: we were doing show in towel, but yeah, the air,

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Speaker 1: we wound the air. We didn't have a break and okay, well,

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Speaker 1: then go get your stuff. He's got something back there

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Speaker 1: in his pile of craping. I got going all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, Roady is off and running. There's his fashionable

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Speaker 1: other couch waiting for his his took us to return.

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Speaker 1: It's a Raymore and Flannagan special. You don't see the

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Speaker 1: way he's been sitting. I thought it was like just

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Speaker 1: a two piece right there. I didn't think it came out.

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Speaker 1: I would never have thought it came out that way.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of real estate on that couch. In

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Speaker 1: the Gandhi's bag Nate's back, Danielle, So we're waiting for

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Speaker 1: Froggy and Dave Brody. I don't want to start without them.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well I'm gonna start, though mine is a

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Speaker 1: total fail. So I spent I got drunk or high

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Speaker 1: or something, and I spent fifty something dollars on Amazon.

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Speaker 1: It's this top that you can spin and it's supposed

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Speaker 1: to never stop. How's that going? It's stopped, it will stop.

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Speaker 1: It's I've spun it, like I think I know why? Why?

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Speaker 1: Because that is not the perfect spin. Because see how

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Speaker 1: it's curving. Okay, if you were to if you were

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Speaker 1: to drop it and spin it, and and it just

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Speaker 1: spinned in place without moving, it should never stop. And

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Speaker 1: you also on the surface with papers, Well no, it

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Speaker 1: says you're supposed to do it on this glass that

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Speaker 1: he has it on that that's my show, and will

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Speaker 1: you return that and get your fifty dollars back? Are

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Speaker 1: you going to write a review and say it's broken? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Now see it's moving around? Yeah, alright, Well if you

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Speaker 1: do it without dropping, like just hold it on there

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Speaker 1: and spin it, does that make a difference. Gary told

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Speaker 1: me to drop, not dropping. But it's just got it.

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Speaker 1: It's got to be the perfect like sapping, snapping your

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Speaker 1: fingers like this a piece of crap that alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: move on, move on, And okay, this is proved that

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Speaker 1: my wife buys the most worthless ship. You're ready, So

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Speaker 1: she kims here we go, salt and pepper shakers. We're

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Speaker 1: never going to use these and their Halloween additions once

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Speaker 1: at hand, and they're pumpings we're never going to use. No,

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Speaker 1: we're never going to use these. There's never gonna be

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Speaker 1: salt and pepper in any of this stuff. She buys

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Speaker 1: the most worthless ship. And why do we need two

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Speaker 1: sets for what? Yeah? Exactly do they know? When you

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Speaker 1: see that, you're like, oh my god, I can I

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Speaker 1: can season my food with a festive salt and pepper shaker?

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Speaker 1: In the spirit of hell? What does that? It's a

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Speaker 1: hand and hand? How much salt the pepper could this

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Speaker 1: possibly hold? It's only I mean, it's just the word

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Speaker 1: in the hold on which show us how you would

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Speaker 1: shake pepper out of the hand. This is an eyeball

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Speaker 1: actually with two holes in the top. No, Daniel, this

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Speaker 1: is crap. It's is this worthless crap decorative? Al Right? Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't feel so awful about my spinning top sails. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: where's Brody? He's still looking for something? Right, all right,

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Speaker 1: daniel you're all right. So I don't know if you

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Speaker 1: guys know, but I love ancient Egypt and I love

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Speaker 1: a lot of artifacts and stuff from ancient Egypt. So

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Speaker 1: Sheldon got me this once for a gift. It's an

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Speaker 1: ancient Egyptian gold fragment. It's a real gold fragment. That's

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Speaker 1: cool from ancient Egypt. Isn't that cool? That's really cool

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Speaker 1: with the authenticity and all that stuff. It's three or four.

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Speaker 1: That's the same company that sells you a piece of

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Speaker 1: land on Mars. No, it's not shut up whatever, I

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Speaker 1: love it. Danielle's thank you, thank you, Gandhi, come on, okay,

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Speaker 1: I have something that's probably gonna give Scary Garrett definitely.

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Speaker 1: Scotty be a little bit of PTSD here. So about

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Speaker 1: a year and a half ago, we went to a

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Speaker 1: resort together, all of us, and we were told, hey,

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Speaker 1: one thing out in the gift shop. There, I freaking

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Speaker 1: found a lamp. Now, it wasn't part of the hay

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Speaker 1: lamp is the coolest lamp I've ever seen in my life.

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Speaker 1: Look at this thing. It's all instruments. We've talked about

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Speaker 1: it before, but so and you're trying to figure out

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Speaker 1: how to get at home. Remember that, Yeah, rum show

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Speaker 1: us all the instruments. There's the drums at the bottom.

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Speaker 1: And I love it. She got that from the Cartwright

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Speaker 1: Resorts gift shop. I'm like, you said that you have

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Speaker 1: a free weekend coming up now, sail Or, did you

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Speaker 1: just buy its spot on sen It was not on sale.

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Speaker 1: I said, is that on sale? And she said, oh,

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Speaker 1: not really, but I'll sell it too if you want it,

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Speaker 1: And then she sold it to me and then poor

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Speaker 1: Scottie had to like tote it around for a few

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Speaker 1: days like a human and bring it to me at

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Speaker 1: the station, which I love you for. Thank you, no problem.

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Speaker 1: I love show and tell I showing I have something. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what do you have, Scotty? I've had this tucked away

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Speaker 1: in my studio for quite a while. I've never quite

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Speaker 1: had the right time to wear it. It's a it's

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Speaker 1: a penis belt. It's a belt that you kind of

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Speaker 1: like and it's a penis on the bottom of it,

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Speaker 1: so you wear it around and it's kind of when

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Speaker 1: you buckle, it just kind of hangs down like a

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Speaker 1: penis belt. It's too long. Yeah, it is all right.

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Speaker 1: Uh where were we? Uh scary? Yeah? You know, I

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Speaker 1: was inspired. I was watching CBS Sunday morning this past Sunday,

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Speaker 1: and I see that every president of the United States

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Speaker 1: has always has, uh you know, a sketch or a

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Speaker 1: painting drawn of them, which is very nice. Right, So

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god. That reminds me of the

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Speaker 1: time that one of our listeners was so kind. She

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Speaker 1: was an inspiring artist. She wanted to sketch people. So

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Speaker 1: we have a sketch of Danielle Minaro here is my

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Speaker 1: favorite thing. But I then went into my phone and

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Speaker 1: I dug up the two more. I dug up the

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Speaker 1: wont you did of me? This is the Scary Jones sketch. Last,

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Speaker 1: but not least, the sketch of Oh Lord High thank you.

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Speaker 1: Why is everybody's head so wide? Because we have white heads?

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Speaker 1: Is my favorite. Danielle looks like if you haven't seen,

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Speaker 1: you're not going to get this. But she looks like

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Speaker 1: big head, I got no knack in Garrett, what do

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Speaker 1: you have for showing? Tell? All right? So in quarantine

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Speaker 1: I started researching like new hobbies and one of them.

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Speaker 1: As a kid, I did a lot of basketball cards.

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Speaker 1: it on ebails. See here's the thing about opening that

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Speaker 1: if you if it remains unopened, there's always the possibility

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Speaker 1: there's a ten card this one. I opened this one,

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Speaker 1: but I'll sell this one. Whoever is watching this right now,

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Speaker 1: I like the gum and phone, daniel that's always the

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Speaker 1: I have one. It's great. So look for it. Maybe

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Speaker 1: you look at so there's like an extra bonus from Hey, Nate,

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Speaker 1: what do you have for Show and Tell? Okay? You

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Speaker 1: know when you get somebody a gift and they don't

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Speaker 1: use it? Yeah, okay, So I got Elvis something and

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Speaker 1: it's just been sitting in his office for if not

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Speaker 1: my penis bottle opener, isn't it? I have to correct you.

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Speaker 1: I have used it many times though the bottles we'll

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Speaker 1: work on Scotty's belt. I don't know. I put a

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Speaker 1: lot of mileage on the pus bottle open from you're

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Speaker 1: holding baving it around? Brody? What's your Show and Tell? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Before I get to that, we got a text message

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Speaker 1: they want to wish Danielle a happy second anniversary on

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Speaker 1: the show two years. It seems like if you can

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Speaker 1: see this, does anyone recognize this? It looks like a

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Speaker 1: country Yeah. No, it's a plug from a hardline telephone

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Speaker 1: I make it look like, you know, it's hello, you know,

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Speaker 1: but it's got the dial again. Hello, Hello, who do

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Speaker 1: you do that for myself? Nobody calls me? So, um,

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Speaker 1: Used to come with your own phone number, type in

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Speaker 1: on that little circle and he started with letters, didn't it? Like? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's an upgrade. That's new. Those phones you would hardwire

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Speaker 1: a plug with four holes in it, it's for this thing.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, mind blown. That was a great little

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Speaker 1: uh uh show me to show and tell? What's it

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Speaker 1: call you back. Resemblance from what's that? What is? Don't

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Speaker 1: at your portrait. Show it against Gary and see if

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Speaker 1: half minutes? Oh, we have time for a butt hurt question?

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Speaker 1: All right, Elvis, since you asked, who in this zoom

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Speaker 1: room has the prettiest nipples? Danielle, do you know I

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Speaker 1: had too baby sucking on those on I'm a little offended,

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Speaker 1: but I did. But I did have them fixed and lifted,

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Speaker 1: So maybe that's why I said that. And Garrett's the

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Speaker 1: second place. I think it's Scotty B. Scotty be would

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Speaker 1: even showus, Scotty show us your big tits pretty with

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Speaker 1: those minute a half lets keep going there. Who would

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Speaker 1: be the first person in this zoom room to take

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Speaker 1: a bullet for you, Froggy? Yeah, for sure. Who would

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Speaker 1: have the last person to take a bullet for you? Scary?

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Speaker 1: Scary push her in front of the bullet. I think

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Speaker 1: Elvis would. Elvis would take a bullet for me too.

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Speaker 1: I think Gandy would too. Years would shoot the bullet

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Speaker 1: to say you've thrown me into a wall. Also, you

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Speaker 1: also left great team when he was having a shrimp

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Speaker 1: Froggy Elvis, and Gandhi. I think all three of them

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Speaker 1: would yeah, would Yeah, totally Gandhi. Last question, who is

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Speaker 1: the last person you'd want living in your house with you?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on right now, like during

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Speaker 1: these times or at any time any time. I guess yeah,

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Speaker 1: during these times. I'm gonna go with During these times.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be scary because he Covid. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: a sprutter, he's got he's got the bit, he's dripping

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Speaker 1: in it. I love you, but just water sprinkler of

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Speaker 1: the COVID overall? Who would be overall? Um over? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. It's kind of a tough call. I love

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Speaker 1: all of you, guys. He wants you to say me.

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Speaker 1: He's begging for you, so don't an I'm gonna talk

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Speaker 1: to people who like me, which is absolutely no one

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Speaker 1: on the phone. Well, we're done, get out of here, goodbye.

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Speaker 1: Oh this is our last fifteen minute Morning Show podcast

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Speaker 1: of the week. Next week, The Fifteen Minute Morning Show