Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanta way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 3: time and they terminol and gay, we want to send
Speaker 3: you off insta. We wanna welcome you back home.
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 4: We scared her?
Speaker 1: Was it fine?
Speaker 4: Melborn?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need you ride?
Speaker 5: Ride? Do you need.
Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: This is Chris.
Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgaro and.
Speaker 2: We are driving.
Speaker 6: And what I have proven today proven to me to
Speaker 6: be today a car that is very safe.
Speaker 5: Did I say that right?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I was on the way.
Speaker 6: I was the exit before your place, you know the exit.
Speaker 6: Sure I look behind me, and sure enough. It's one
Speaker 6: of my biggest fears since being rear ended quite literally
Speaker 6: years ago. It was a Tesla going very fast and
Speaker 6: their face was clearly looking down and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 6: they're gonna hit me, And on its own, it just stopped.
Speaker 5: Your car?
Speaker 1: Do that it does if I've switch it on to autopilot,
Speaker 1: which I don't trust it to do so.
Speaker 4: I never had.
Speaker 6: Well this person looked up like, oh my god, what
Speaker 6: just happened, Like, clearly there's someone that depends on it
Speaker 6: and they have a second laptop.
Speaker 4: In their lap, or they should not be doing that.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh I did not give a thumbs up of approval.
Speaker 6: I showed a different falange.
Speaker 2: I did not. I just thanked my maker, you know,
Speaker 2: religious I am.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then we had quite an adventure in her living room.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, a lizard that looked very closely related
Speaker 6: to the one in my living room.
Speaker 2: There's a specific breed of living room lizards. Corner of
Speaker 2: my eye.
Speaker 6: Saw it on the brick, same color as the brick,
Speaker 6: taking on the color of the brick. Maybe it was
Speaker 6: a chameleon. And then we in an honally put it
Speaker 6: in a salad bowl.
Speaker 4: It was so brave.
Speaker 1: I was not willing to do anything to help, but
Speaker 1: it was my home. But that's what great producing looks like,
Speaker 1: is what I, you know, settled.
Speaker 2: On, Yeah, you're done.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would have hesitated. And it was fast, it
Speaker 6: could have gone terribly And it.
Speaker 4: Was also pretty big.
Speaker 1: I would say it was the size of your average
Speaker 1: person's palm.
Speaker 4: Adult.
Speaker 2: I'm yeah, I'm glad that's what you said. And uh
Speaker 2: seemed nervous.
Speaker 6: I don't know, not that lizards usually looked cool as
Speaker 6: a cucumber.
Speaker 1: Well, I think he really felt stressed out because you
Speaker 1: know that the dogs had something to do with him
Speaker 1: being in there.
Speaker 4: In my opinion, you're pretty sure of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 1: They love to find a little living creatures and bring
Speaker 1: them in the house. That's their passion.
Speaker 2: With coercing or with the jaw. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, it's all physical, but not it didn't look damaged.
Speaker 1: No, it looked happy actually, and now it has a
Speaker 1: newie somewhere.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And if anyone wants video, I captured it all on
Speaker 6: my phone. Very if the story isn't, it's exciting enough.
Speaker 4: Oh you're going to see annally take care of business.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so don't don't tell me we don't have video
Speaker 6: on our podcast.
Speaker 4: Don't say it. I'm also yelling love seriously hot on
Speaker 4: my face? What and introduce the guest? What about that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no reason that go back the perfect We're
Speaker 1: only going forward.
Speaker 2: You've seen today's Wait when are we picking up?
Speaker 6: Oh, there's the behind me already pretending I was I
Speaker 6: was going with all.
Speaker 5: These places I could have been coming from. We have
Speaker 5: to introduce you Fox.
Speaker 2: Sorry, he does colleges and and and.
Speaker 6: Clubs, not in that order, all over the country. Put
Speaker 6: your ears together for Zach knowing Towers.
Speaker 2: Yay, I'd stay your mental name correctly.
Speaker 5: He didn't know. So many people say it wrong, like
Speaker 5: people will injuce me on sage, like he's one of
Speaker 5: my best friends.
Speaker 6: Up for Zach, No Towers because they're so used they
Speaker 6: have a friend named Joe and they don't want to.
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 2: Hi, did that work?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 2: The reveal? I'm asking our audience.
Speaker 1: Well here, wait, we'll test out right now, Zach, where
Speaker 1: did you come from?
Speaker 5: Yoscopy? Could you imagine if you were like my medical
Speaker 5: pick up from something? Has somebody who ever done that?
Speaker 5: Has anyone? No, I'm like lasik or something.
Speaker 6: I maybe, but maybe it was something too private for
Speaker 6: them to I guess not I guess.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I thought you meant like through the city or something else,
Speaker 1: like a friend.
Speaker 6: You mean just a friend that would come in like
Speaker 6: that Cadillac commercial where they circumcised the baby in the
Speaker 6: backseat just to show how smooth ride was.
Speaker 5: Wait, No, that wasn't a thing.
Speaker 4: That's not real.
Speaker 2: I think it was ANSNL sketch. I'm now realized.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, I'm confusing it for that great Pupon Mustard thing,
Speaker 6: you know where he pulls up and said, pardon me,
Speaker 6: but do you have to have a baby? And it's
Speaker 6: a moil anyway? Did you really have a colonoscopy?
Speaker 5: I mean, you know what's funny is I have had one? Yeah,
Speaker 5: but not today.
Speaker 2: I mean to have one? I think about it.
Speaker 5: Really will have you ever? No?
Speaker 2: And I'm of a certain age.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you should get someone looking up your booties.
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 6: I already was checking out the names doing a little
Speaker 6: Yelp reviewing today.
Speaker 5: You know where they were being really stingy and by
Speaker 5: the I mean insurance was on anesthesia, like being put
Speaker 5: under they like some people are like, you don't need
Speaker 5: to be put under?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: No, yeah, I mean I got my way good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I do know people that have done it without
Speaker 6: any anesthesia.
Speaker 2: But there's local, yeah, like not even local.
Speaker 5: That's rock and roll.
Speaker 2: I guess it is. I am a series of punk
Speaker 2: rock friends.
Speaker 4: That's a great way to prove that you're really edgy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we're just.
Speaker 1: Like then you have to stop people at the big show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like guess what guess how edgy? I am not the mohawk.
Speaker 5: This is a new song.
Speaker 2: By the way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, today I took a nap. That was a big part.
Speaker 5: I picketed as part of the sag w G A Shenanigans. Yes,
Speaker 5: and where did you pick it? I picketed at Netflix.
Speaker 5: It's kind of my go to spot. It's not too
Speaker 5: far from home.
Speaker 6: I was going to ask, because your podcast is with
Speaker 6: the Netflix people, So what.
Speaker 2: Is that on?
Speaker 1: Hold?
Speaker 7: No, it's not question Mark because it's radio, so it's
Speaker 7: not it's not scripted either.
Speaker 5: It's being a comedian talking about sex, the filthiest subject
Speaker 5: of all. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I'm not even suggesting for a moment that you're breaking
Speaker 6: the rules.
Speaker 5: It felt like that though in a second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he will set you up. Oh, you're going to
Speaker 1: relax and you're going to start talking and then what
Speaker 1: blamb here comes Chris.
Speaker 5: I have to say I was getting very nervous as
Speaker 5: I approached like this podcast, because you two are very
Speaker 5: much like to me. If comedy is high school, and
Speaker 5: in a lot of ways it is your upperclassmen. Oh
Speaker 5: do you know what I mean? Yeah, I feel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, of course, of course we do.
Speaker 6: Frosh see that penny on the toilet seedech in the fifties.
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think you had to. It was like a creative early.
Speaker 6: Bullying where you had to push the penny to a
Speaker 6: full three sixty with your nose.
Speaker 5: Maybe really like picking up your cheeks.
Speaker 2: That's better, that's more modern.
Speaker 4: Kind of sounds like a bridal shower. Yeah, something.
Speaker 2: Oh I got bullied today.
Speaker 6: These guys made me run with a raw egg and
Speaker 6: a spoon.
Speaker 2: Competing with three other people.
Speaker 5: Our legs were tied and using those psychopathic games they
Speaker 5: play at baby showers, yeah, where they like heat up
Speaker 5: chocolate candies and put them in diapers and you like
Speaker 5: smell and lick and tell them, tell what it is.
Speaker 2: Why do I like it?
Speaker 4: Because it's fun and it's it's edgy, and it's ladies.
Speaker 1: Having white wine at noon saying fuck it, you're about
Speaker 1: to become a mother.
Speaker 4: Have the fun while you can't have a Snickers girl.
Speaker 1: But I swear to god, there's stuff like that where
Speaker 1: I'm like I sat there and as the supposedly friend
Speaker 1: sat there just getting as drunk as I could as
Speaker 1: fast as I can, Like, I don't want to be
Speaker 1: in this world.
Speaker 4: I want to be on the Great White Way. I
Speaker 4: want to be on Broadway. I don't want to be
Speaker 4: here with this diaper crew.
Speaker 6: What I want other examples other than the chocolate diaper, Well,
Speaker 6: I thinking.
Speaker 1: Like if for that's a that's a baby shower for
Speaker 1: and those are all crazy and you might have more
Speaker 1: of those. But I was thinking for like bridal showers
Speaker 1: where you have to make a wedding dress out of
Speaker 1: toilet paper and whoever makes the nicest one wins and
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of prizes, or like you know, all
Speaker 1: that kind of shit. Yet you have to write what
Speaker 1: you think is going to have, Like it's almost like
Speaker 1: mad libs, but it turns out you describe what the
Speaker 1: honeymoon night is going to be like, and then then.
Speaker 4: People are having moscow mules. Let's they do it.
Speaker 5: I would go to more weddings if the vows were
Speaker 5: mad libs? Do you take this to Mollie to be
Speaker 5: your fart bucket?
Speaker 2: Actually? Would that one be seen under the eyes of
Speaker 2: the law and lord and.
Speaker 1: Like your old great aunt or somebody that's super judgmental.
Speaker 1: We one of my I think one of my favorite
Speaker 1: childhood memories is we were doing mad libs in the
Speaker 1: car and the old Volvo, my mom, my sister, and
Speaker 1: I and we were in the driveway at my aunt
Speaker 1: Jean's house. But they had been giving me all the
Speaker 1: nouns and adjectives the whole drive. So then what like,
Speaker 1: before we got out of the car to go eat dinner,
Speaker 1: I was like, well, let me just read this and
Speaker 1: it was the funny. Now I was eight years old,
Speaker 1: so but it was the funniest thing any of us
Speaker 1: had ever heard. And we were all three laughing, like
Speaker 1: crying laughing in the car and we had to like
Speaker 1: I just remember my mom being like, oh girls, okay, old, like.
Speaker 4: She had to get herself together before we got out.
Speaker 1: And it was just like the most like that's what
Speaker 1: they invented it for good family times, pure fun.
Speaker 5: Yes, like I'm glad we have TikTok now instead, but
Speaker 5: for sure, but it did its part.
Speaker 1: You know back in those am radio days where like
Speaker 1: we didn't have much that it was very entertaining because
Speaker 1: everything was entertaining when there was nothing to be having.
Speaker 5: Only five movies out of it time high like that
Speaker 5: you got line King for like half a year and
Speaker 5: then like, yeah, the Fugitive or something.
Speaker 6: I remember ranting movies and forgetting to watch them, taking
Speaker 6: them back and ranting them again.
Speaker 5: Whoa ridiculous?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the different.
Speaker 5: Someone looks like a king.
Speaker 2: Anytime, upperclassmen than I am.
Speaker 6: I'm still thank you for saying that.
Speaker 5: Maybe rule.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I pretend I have money. But it was
Speaker 2: a long time.
Speaker 5: I know were y' all? Did you participate in the
Speaker 5: red Box part of our society?
Speaker 2: I did right when it came out. I thought it
Speaker 2: was the best.
Speaker 4: I think I did for a hint of time.
Speaker 5: Sure, all it's all just for hinting, right, we.
Speaker 4: Just kind of visited it. That was uh oh wait, I.
Speaker 5: Want McDonald's and a bad movie right now?
Speaker 4: Because we're at Starbucks? Hi, do you guys have those
Speaker 4: frozen lemonades?
Speaker 1: Here? Can I have one of those? The strawberry one?
Speaker 1: In a Grande?
Speaker 6: I like a Grande cold brew with the almond milk?
Speaker 4: Did you hear that? One?
Speaker 1: Gnde Grande cold brew with almond milk?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: A chocolate chip cookie and and.
Speaker 1: A chocolate chip cookie?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 4: Do you want it warmed up?
Speaker 5: No? Thank you?
Speaker 1: And then can we get a grande Arnold Palmer's influence.
Speaker 4: That's all.
Speaker 5: I am. Still with the spinach feta wrap at Starbucks is.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I ate too many of them got
Speaker 2: burnt out.
Speaker 5: Okay, when you're on the road and stuff and in
Speaker 5: a weird place, like oh, it's so confident that you
Speaker 5: can get in this like mildy not horrible for you breakfast.
Speaker 2: It is the healthiest of all fast food.
Speaker 5: Yeah. It's like egg whites, feta spinach and roasted peppers
Speaker 5: and like a wheat tortilla. Yeah, and it's it's very good.
Speaker 6: It's good, especially if you get a side of seracho
Speaker 6: or they're not they're not the best, but decent guacamole
Speaker 6: and you.
Speaker 2: Put it on there.
Speaker 1: You know. What I always enjoyed is they have their
Speaker 1: Plowman's lunch, which is just cut up cheese and apple
Speaker 1: slices and a.
Speaker 5: Third thing, like a lunchable man.
Speaker 1: Well, it's the Starbucks answer to lunchibles. It's like lunchibles
Speaker 1: for adults. Sure, and it's all kind of cut up
Speaker 1: in little sections.
Speaker 5: And I love that. I love it a little bit
Speaker 5: like an egg yeah, or like great, maybe.
Speaker 4: A handful of cashews. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5: Yo, oh, the protein box, the proteine cheese.
Speaker 2: What's a plowman?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you threw me in the beginning, special.
Speaker 2: Inside joke. Don't have time, don't have time to bring
Speaker 2: you all back with us, I think.
Speaker 1: And it's like the idea of a farmer's lunch where
Speaker 1: you just have a couple of little things as opposed
Speaker 1: to one sandwich you have straight yeah exactly, Oh.
Speaker 5: My god, in one of those like metal things that
Speaker 5: you sit on, like a lunchbox, a pipe to eat
Speaker 5: in the sky, A pipe, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 4: You're saying a lunchbox, yeah, a lunch pail.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a very different. Lunchbox is made of plastic.
Speaker 2: It's a hazard on it, Karen.
Speaker 5: The pile can survive a fall.
Speaker 4: You're saying.
Speaker 7: Those ones that are looks like you're with me now, yes,
Speaker 7: And they're sitting and the pipe is, of course a
Speaker 7: steel beam that my brain has now given me the
Speaker 7: words for, and it's floating in the sky because you're
Speaker 7: thinking of that poster from when they were building them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, four rustic friends, pipe men of the sky they
Speaker 6: were called.
Speaker 1: They were the plowmen getting that fountain together that they
Speaker 1: can then dance inside.
Speaker 2: We referenced, Uh that that girder the.
Speaker 6: Beam and walking out on it, mister magoo, a baby
Speaker 6: crawling on it?
Speaker 5: Baby, Yes, yes, it's.
Speaker 2: It's our funnest thing.
Speaker 1: To Also, has anyone seen the picture of the guy
Speaker 1: taking that picture?
Speaker 5: No? Is it frightening, It's amazing.
Speaker 1: He is standing he's holding one of those kind of
Speaker 1: old fashioned cameras, so it has like the do do
Speaker 1: do do out the front telescoping. Yeah, like you can
Speaker 1: hear it if you pulled it out, it would make
Speaker 1: that paper day sound. Yeah, and he's standing there, but
Speaker 1: he's holding onto his own beam just with his legs,
Speaker 1: calves and feet. Nope, taking the picture.
Speaker 5: That makes me dizzy just thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's a great picture.
Speaker 2: Like leaning back, Uh, some of your stuff on.
Speaker 4: Their phone, because it's pretty good. It's pretty great.
Speaker 1: And and apparently this something's happening at the window of
Speaker 1: the Starbucks.
Speaker 4: We're going to be here for a while.
Speaker 6: Well, it's it's okay, we're yeah.
Speaker 4: You've got about forty eight more minutes left.
Speaker 5: Who do we have a picture of the person digging
Speaker 5: a picture of the person digging the picture?
Speaker 4: How far back.
Speaker 5: Does this go.
Speaker 1: I mean, woudn't that be amazing? And then it just
Speaker 1: goes all the way down to the first floor. Each
Speaker 1: floor has taken the picture up.
Speaker 5: It's David Swimmer as a baby.
Speaker 6: I'm getting so risk cavalier. I just threw in the
Speaker 6: word iconic photo.
Speaker 5: Why okay, gen Z kids at Taylor concert this iconic photo.
Speaker 1: And somebody just put their tongue out and the peace
Speaker 1: sign sideway.
Speaker 2: Is yes, Empire. It was the Empire.
Speaker 1: State Building, right, it's kind of a guess, could be
Speaker 1: the Chrysler Building.
Speaker 2: Well, it was a state building.
Speaker 4: You should look up.
Speaker 6: Why are my I have tiny hands, But until I'm
Speaker 6: typing on a phone or bowling, I become well Chamberlain.
Speaker 4: Uh I just if only we were at what's.
Speaker 5: That story a photo?
Speaker 4: Oh wait, it's the standing on Wait? Wait oh did
Speaker 4: you book? It's not.
Speaker 2: Photos?
Speaker 1: But I think I always found like a different angle
Speaker 1: or so.
Speaker 2: Look at that, Guys like.
Speaker 6: Uh oh my god, look at that.
Speaker 5: Looks like Jacob o'lornie from Euphoria.
Speaker 2: Someone's on the wrong side of the camera.
Speaker 4: He's got a belt and suspenders.
Speaker 2: And cool it's a white belt like his outfit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love when pods turned visual exclusively.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, our audience, they're.
Speaker 2: So valid points that was an adult tab.
Speaker 1: Actually, if we can go back, we'll plant we'll put
Speaker 1: in a like ding audio Q where everyone you Now,
Speaker 1: I'll go google it, put this, We'll.
Speaker 4: Put it in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now they'll Google it along with us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then they'll get it Google with us. They'll have
Speaker 2: their devices handy.
Speaker 4: What's our Google with us audio Q? What should that
Speaker 4: sound like?
Speaker 2: What if that's the only sound effect?
Speaker 5: I can the.
Speaker 1: Lens, the weird paper cloth leents.
Speaker 6: It is an interesting way to They'll be like I
Speaker 6: am also have big fingers all of a sudden when
Speaker 6: I type, will be very relatable.
Speaker 1: Everyone's going to be in this with us, I can tell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was at a time where safety was not like,
Speaker 2: it's not harnessed it at all.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: No, that guy was holding on with his lower calves
Speaker 4: but being so hot.
Speaker 5: While doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is weird.
Speaker 5: How let anything happen to that man?
Speaker 2: Charles Clyde Abbotts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good job Charles.
Speaker 5: Yeah, follow the Charles on all social media platforms.
Speaker 2: Look at his cool wingtips, white and black wingtips.
Speaker 4: The wingtips match the belt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's wearing a white belt.
Speaker 5: They're actually tap shoes. I really lumber after that.
Speaker 4: He was just on a break from forty second Street.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm so impressed with that fellow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was totally worth it.
Speaker 2: He's a good egg. I guess they would have said.
Speaker 5: A plowman's egg.
Speaker 1: Here's an interesting fun fact about zach Noy Towers. He
Speaker 1: sees every single movie the moment it comes out. You cannot,
Speaker 1: you can't. You won't have seen a movie before him.
Speaker 2: Are you too seeing a movie today?
Speaker 5: It's a sickness no. No.
Speaker 1: But in general I've seen many movies with him, and
Speaker 1: most of the time I'll be like, oh, do you
Speaker 1: want to go see Blee Blue?
Speaker 4: And he's like, I saw it four days ago at
Speaker 4: eleven am.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I go see it again if it's good. True,
Speaker 5: this is the thing, and this is not a sponsored moment.
Speaker 5: I've amc a list. You get twelve movies a month
Speaker 5: as part of it, so I see everything without a
Speaker 5: care in the world.
Speaker 6: It's everyone's gonna be furious with me. I think I
Speaker 6: still pay for that, and I don't use it. I
Speaker 6: don't I go to a movie once a year. What's
Speaker 6: wrong with why you know it's air conditioned in there.
Speaker 2: I know, and I just I should get back into
Speaker 2: the air. I will because I do have movie fever.
Speaker 5: Oh my god. There's a lot of good stuff out
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a great It feels like the old days
Speaker 6: of like summer relations. And I haven't seen Barbie or
Speaker 6: Oppenheimer or anything.
Speaker 2: I saw the Wes.
Speaker 6: I the reason I'm worried about my AMC membership is
Speaker 6: I've discovered the Alamo draft House downtown and it's cooler
Speaker 6: than the ones in Austin.
Speaker 1: Get a couple of straws too.
Speaker 2: It's quite an experience.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thanks so much.
Speaker 5: This is the thing Alamo Drafts I'm not gonna like
Speaker 5: even try to argue. Is like a very cool space.
Speaker 5: But it's also a space where you spend like fifty
Speaker 5: dollars before you leave, right correct.
Speaker 2: Well, there is free parking. You just can't even google it,
Speaker 2: so don't do not play our signatures.
Speaker 6: We had to figure out that you can park in
Speaker 6: the parking and that alone is a fun experience because
Speaker 6: it's like a winding I felt like thirteen floors. You're
Speaker 6: way up there in driving in a circle.
Speaker 5: Wait in it's downtown. Yeah, another check against it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, it's not the best.
Speaker 6: Well, as long as I'm not parking my car on
Speaker 6: the streets and walking par cartoonishly scary people.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I have to say that the Alamo Draft House's
Speaker 1: popcorn is some of the best in the bits.
Speaker 5: It's like truffle popcorn.
Speaker 1: No, it's I mean, I don't if there's truffle, it's
Speaker 1: subtle enough that I didn't notice.
Speaker 5: Okay, I think there's probably a couple of different flavors.
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, I've never had trouble. But the regulars they
Speaker 4: have it.
Speaker 6: That took me a minute, but they do have it.
Speaker 6: And I had I got like a parmesan. Yeah, it
Speaker 6: was like a cheesy and they're like, do you want
Speaker 6: butter or no, it doesn't really need it. It was
Speaker 6: like someone passionate about preparing the butter. Not take this
Speaker 6: and go over to the slippery tub area. You know
Speaker 6: how they make you squeeze your own butter in Yeah.
Speaker 6: I liked that moment in history because I want control
Speaker 6: of my butter. I just didn't want to be Yeah,
Speaker 6: the butter curtain. I want it to be handed to me.
Speaker 6: I'm confronted by what I'm putting on it when it's
Speaker 6: in a metal bowl.
Speaker 5: If I remember accurately, a.
Speaker 2: Shower of butter. Yeah, yeah, it can be gross, but
Speaker 2: it's just they play like the Alamo.
Speaker 6: It seems like you're going to a movie nerd place,
Speaker 6: because they had for the Wes Anderson movie, they had
Speaker 6: like curated the like the opening was what well it
Speaker 6: It showed all these bizarre indie movies and they showed
Speaker 6: a little retrospective about Wes Anderson. And before all of that,
Speaker 6: they showed the actual black and white ABT show where
Speaker 6: they did live script and it was like a sitcom,
Speaker 6: but it's a drama and it's what that movie is
Speaker 6: based on.
Speaker 4: Well it's something Playhouse right.
Speaker 2: Something ninety Playhouse ninety ninety.
Speaker 6: We did it together nice. I was like Sesame Street, wow,
Speaker 6: the two words. Yeah, And that made me like the
Speaker 6: movie more. And I'm like, wait, would people even appreciate
Speaker 6: this movie without having seen the curated Almo experience?
Speaker 2: Didn't? I?
Speaker 1: I mean I saw it from I watched it from home,
Speaker 1: and I really liked that movie. And but I think
Speaker 1: it's because I already saw people kind of trying to
Speaker 1: say maybe they didn't love it. As much as the
Speaker 1: average Wes Anderson, which is just like I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 4: I think people.
Speaker 1: I think when I get people's opinion too early, it
Speaker 1: really does step on. That's why I get so jealous,
Speaker 1: ag when you're like I saw that already, where I'm like, god,
Speaker 1: damn it, I need to make more of an effort
Speaker 1: because I really am negatively affected by people being like
Speaker 1: it's not as good as moon Man's Kingdom.
Speaker 4: Or whatever, dumb ship, and it's like, who cares what
Speaker 4: you think?
Speaker 5: I don't listen to anyone anymore? Good? Yeah, especially the
Speaker 5: authority figure. May they rest? Yes, all Wes Anderson films
Speaker 5: be Wes Anderson, and they like they are just like
Speaker 5: a thing, like just enjoy the ride, watch the pretty pictures,
Speaker 5: like yeah, this quippy dialogue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not going to make Rushmore again. He was
Speaker 2: a kid, you know well.
Speaker 1: And also this thing that he's in now is going
Speaker 1: toward that. Who's the director that did Playtime?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, he also did mon Uncle.
Speaker 5: Yes, Oh my god, I've never heard any of this.
Speaker 2: It's bizarre that.
Speaker 6: It's early French new wavey low dialogue comedy.
Speaker 1: Yes, there's a lot of wide shots with things taking
Speaker 1: place all over Okay.
Speaker 6: Yeah, great one movie and is this It's play time
Speaker 6: where it's the side the whole thing kind of like
Speaker 6: rear Window takes place in a building, but the walls
Speaker 6: are removed so you see everyone. It's like an open
Speaker 6: face building. Yes, okay, but I thought it's making that up.
Speaker 4: We should we should watch that sometime I'm down.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They're very good movies. Yeah yeah, and then you feel smart,
Speaker 2: like you read a book.
Speaker 4: Right, and but you don't have to sit there and
Speaker 4: read a book for.
Speaker 2: School in Montana is optional but difficult.
Speaker 5: I would the cool thing.
Speaker 6: And I'll stop talking about this soon because someone's coming
Speaker 6: to pick me up.
Speaker 2: Time for my colons ambulance.
Speaker 6: The Bob Balaban, that just a name, I like to say, uh,
Speaker 6: the executive from Seinfeld and he was in The Best
Speaker 6: in Show and Everything, the music coordinator and not or
Speaker 6: in a Waiting for Kuffman. He talks about how Wes
Speaker 6: Anderson animated not in lieu of storyboarding. He does full
Speaker 6: animations of each shot, so everything is planned as a cartoon. Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's the way he was describing it, and him talking
Speaker 6: about it was actually really fun to list new he's
Speaker 6: clearly a fan and it's yeah, he makes cartoon animated storyboards,
Speaker 6: So there's cool. You're gonna be exactly here, no move
Speaker 6: two inches, the camera will be exactly here.
Speaker 1: And I guess it's like a, Well, that's nice for
Speaker 1: the actors because it really is like if you're in
Speaker 1: the foreground, here's what's going to be going on behind you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because all of that comes into play, especially and when
Speaker 1: they do those camera moves and suddenly it's like we're here, now,
Speaker 1: we're over here, and you would have to know what's
Speaker 1: happening to Like, I bet it helps people hit their
Speaker 1: marks so much more for sure.
Speaker 5: Well, everyone like makes like very like small choices in
Speaker 5: those movies, don't they It's kind of like very contained
Speaker 5: reactions and responses. Nothing's ever like.
Speaker 1: Super over the top and you and you can't have
Speaker 1: actors going, oh, I'm supposed to be over there right
Speaker 1: right right that like, bitch, you're off camera, Bitch, you're
Speaker 1: not supposed to say that out loud.
Speaker 4: Now you're on camera.
Speaker 2: Zach, have you made are you?
Speaker 5: Are you?
Speaker 2: Have you dabbled in filmmaking?
Speaker 5: So I have a script that's been gently fondled by.
Speaker 2: This sound.
Speaker 5: Eighteen and it's yeah, it's in its third set of hands,
Speaker 5: and I've removed all emotional connection to it, like I
Speaker 5: feel nothing when I talk about it. But it could happen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's happens all the time, where something sits on
Speaker 6: a shelf for a decade.
Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, It's just wild. Yeah, I love I love
Speaker 5: scary movies. I love like a pop horror kind of
Speaker 5: like comedy horror vibe Like Scream Screaming Clueless are my
Speaker 5: two favorite movies of all time. And I made I
Speaker 5: wrote like a gay scream You're gay? You know I'm
Speaker 5: on the fence, having lots of research for the past years.
Speaker 1: Is uh.
Speaker 6: I With Scream, I was actually and I like gore,
Speaker 6: and I like gore effects and I like the art
Speaker 6: of that, and I even wanted to do that when
Speaker 6: I was young. But Scream, the actual oh you like
Speaker 6: this person, there's You're gonna get killed with a knife.
Speaker 6: It actually makes me sick to my stomach when when
Speaker 6: thank you, oh yeah, so far on the tip of
Speaker 6: my tongue that you just reached.
Speaker 5: Over and grabbed it.
Speaker 6: I yeah, the night I'm I really am triggered by
Speaker 6: knife murder guns. Sure, I can relate even but knife
Speaker 6: murdering very so cowardly.
Speaker 5: Ye, knife, you gotta be right out. You got a
Speaker 5: smaller breast.
Speaker 2: I don't like how personal is. Yeah. The only thing
Speaker 2: scarier than a knife going in you, I think is.
Speaker 1: Being the one pushing it, unless you're a psychopath and
Speaker 1: then you don't care.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like Zach in a script.
Speaker 5: Yeah, having someone is very empowering in my scrib.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's a lot of tea girls in junior high
Speaker 1: that becoming powered through murder. Oh.
Speaker 5: My favorite genre of film I think is woman getting
Speaker 5: revenge or like women coming to like collect balls, like oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I do like those.
Speaker 5: What about you? Are you a film maker? No?
Speaker 2: I just I don't even know why I asked. I
Speaker 2: just thought that maybe you were.
Speaker 6: And I've just been thinking lately how much fun it
Speaker 6: would be to make a film.
Speaker 5: I want to make a movie that And I don't
Speaker 5: know how many people know about Sinespierre or Cineespia, the
Speaker 5: movies in the cemetery, but they do movies in Hollywood
Speaker 5: Forever Cemetery in the summers, and like it always like
Speaker 5: these iconic like it's like bring it on, because Michelle
Speaker 5: it was good I.
Speaker 6: Just thought I had seen it because of the post
Speaker 6: it notes seen. But it is so funny when that
Speaker 6: guy ooh, nice suit, what do you do? And he's like,
Speaker 6: I'm a suit salesman.
Speaker 2: She goes, can you excuse me? I cut my foot
Speaker 2: before and my shoes filling with blood and she.
Speaker 6: Limps is Everyone left, and every time Jannine Rouvalo was
Speaker 6: on screen, everyone clapped, Yeah, I have made me.
Speaker 2: I wish she had seen that.
Speaker 4: We should let her.
Speaker 1: We should figure out a way to let her know,
Speaker 1: because at that moment where she lets the waterfall out
Speaker 1: of her mouth, Oh.
Speaker 4: It's the funniest.
Speaker 5: After like and blah blah is a football player for
Speaker 5: their forty nine ers.
Speaker 2: She's great in it.
Speaker 5: Are you all friends with her?
Speaker 1: I'm friends with her, but I haven't seen her in yours, sadly.
Speaker 2: From the same we're from the nineties, I mean the nineties.
Speaker 1: Well, she was a snow but she came there and
Speaker 1: did sets and she was definitely like a junior when
Speaker 1: I was a freshman and when I started stand up,
Speaker 1: I've told the story many times, but I thought that
Speaker 1: I was like the first person of my kind to
Speaker 1: do stand up like a girl that's wearing like black
Speaker 1: tights with jean shorts and baby bangs and the.
Speaker 4: Whole stupid shit.
Speaker 1: And then literally the week I started stand up, I
Speaker 1: saw so I had done the thing that I want
Speaker 1: to do for so long, finally had done it.
Speaker 4: And then like it was four days later and we
Speaker 4: were all watching half hour comedy hour and she.
Speaker 1: Comes out and literally is wearing the clothes I'm wearing,
Speaker 1: with like combat.
Speaker 4: Boots and the whole thing.
Speaker 2: I remember it.
Speaker 1: I remember as that set that is every joke is
Speaker 1: beyond the funniest joke you've ever heard. When she's like
Speaker 1: when you tap your wrist like to ask someone silently
Speaker 1: what time it is, and then they go what And
Speaker 1: you're like, what bone is this?
Speaker 4: What she goes?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 4: What could I have meant? What bone is this?
Speaker 1: Like a joke like that where I was watching it.
Speaker 1: What's something's happening? Should we chase these fire trucks?
Speaker 6: Yes, they're smiling at these guys just go on sport runs.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're just going to pick up food, so
Speaker 1: they want to make sure it's hot. But when they
Speaker 1: get it back to the firehouse, oh damn. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: saw that set. No, my comedy was so terrible at
Speaker 1: the time, and then I just when she was done
Speaker 1: with her set, because I was like breathless as I
Speaker 1: watched it, and then I immediately just started sobbing, and
Speaker 1: all of my roommates were like, wow caring.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, it was really hilarious. It was like
Speaker 4: a sad cry. It was like a oh, I'm one
Speaker 4: of many and I'm not even that good.
Speaker 6: It was like just this realization my career is already
Speaker 6: happening and it's not me, and yeah, she's doing.
Speaker 1: It so much better and so much cooler. And then
Speaker 1: I got to meet her, like, you know, three years later,
Speaker 1: and she was the coolest and best. Yeah, she's a
Speaker 1: great person.
Speaker 5: I love hearing that iconic awesome comedians are also nice people.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Were you also surprised when everyone cheered every time she's
Speaker 2: on screen?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I mean, well yes, and no, like I knew
Speaker 5: she's like a favorite character in that movie, but like
Speaker 5: in We're La, so I don't know. It was just yeah, right.
Speaker 6: Right if we were Yeah that I was just chalking
Speaker 6: it up to that where we were. But it was
Speaker 6: a lot of young people there, and I, again i'd
Speaker 6: never seen I thought I had seen it and knew
Speaker 6: right away, Oh wait this is it.
Speaker 5: Just stood the test of time. Yeah. Oh that's the
Speaker 5: type of movie I want to make. Is like the
Speaker 5: one that they're showing at in the cemetery and I
Speaker 5: like wheel my half dead ass out of the wheelchair
Speaker 5: and then they all cheer.
Speaker 2: You want to play it?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Of course?
Speaker 1: Can I just say In addition, I one time, very
Speaker 1: briefly got to meet Lisa Kudro and she was the coolest.
Speaker 1: Like we were at a party, Me and Georgia were
Speaker 1: at a party together and we were standing there and
Speaker 1: someone had come up and asked us, like, how's the
Speaker 1: network going or something like that. And then I was
Speaker 1: standing there and I ordered my drink, so Georgia continued
Speaker 1: to talk to that person, and then I turned and
Speaker 1: Lisa Kudro was standing on the other side of me,
Speaker 1: and she goes, you have a network, what.
Speaker 5: Do you have?
Speaker 2: Like what's going on?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, it's podcasting, And it was
Speaker 1: like so taken aback because I was I always go
Speaker 1: into that mode if there's ever any anytime a famous
Speaker 1: person is around, I'm like, they don't want to be bothered,
Speaker 1: they don't want to talking to them, like, don't bug them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And so the idea that she was like, hey,
Speaker 4: what's going on?
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, she talked to me
Speaker 1: for a little while.
Speaker 4: That's so very sweet.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and she wasn't being like going to call you,
Speaker 6: She's actually interested and wanted to completely asked me.
Speaker 4: Like four questions.
Speaker 5: It was very like kudrou Oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's so normal.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's she's always been the funniest, like she
Speaker 1: should have everything, she should have it all.
Speaker 2: She know some of it she does.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you're right, Yeah, she does have quite a bit.
Speaker 1: I just think like that level of comedy, Like I
Speaker 1: don't think she gets her flowers correctly for the work
Speaker 1: she was doing on Friends, because her character was kind of,
Speaker 1: you know, like air heady. So it's like so people
Speaker 1: are like, oh so she's air heady where it's like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's one of the many characters she's making choices.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean and the comeback, oh my god, I
Speaker 5: need is so good.
Speaker 4: The comeback is because.
Speaker 6: I love the she's basically playing herself right, No, but
Speaker 6: in a way because she was like on a hit
Speaker 6: sick and now it's like, oh, I'm back on TV.
Speaker 1: She's playing the person that would have been on a
Speaker 1: hit sitcom and loved that life for herself, loved the fame,
Speaker 1: loved everything, but it wasn't She wasn't famous because the
Speaker 1: sitcom was great.
Speaker 4: It was just like, you know, kind of a corny sitcom.
Speaker 1: That she bought into. So there's this vulnerability that she's
Speaker 1: like she's trying to keep the same thing going. But
Speaker 1: it's very actressy in a way that I think Lisa
Speaker 1: Kuter herself is a comedian, uh not like not, she's
Speaker 1: a very talented actress, but she's not just an actress.
Speaker 1: She was like much much more, and she's playing just
Speaker 1: an actress. It's kind of like I'll do anything.
Speaker 5: And I loved the memorabilia framed and like all that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 4: It's so funny, kind.
Speaker 6: Of like a Moira Rose exactly yea and Mares sarvino Is.
Speaker 6: I was like, wait a minute, I forgot how great
Speaker 6: she was, like talking a little bit like Wayne and
Speaker 6: Garth at the same time. It was the voice choice, yeah, crazy, Yeah,
Speaker 6: she's really.
Speaker 2: I was just like really captivated by her.
Speaker 5: Have you seen that movie? I have, But it was
Speaker 5: so long ago that I watch its giant, giant t Yeah,
Speaker 5: my god, let's not talk about this.
Speaker 6: Oh, okay, watch it on your TV. You got a
Speaker 6: nice new TV. It's decent, good take, not as good
Speaker 6: as mine. Yeah, that TV is.
Speaker 1: So symbolic of obnoxious, like obnoxiousness.
Speaker 5: I'll do it.
Speaker 4: I was doing it.
Speaker 5: My car does that sometimes too, and I swear it's
Speaker 5: going to make me get into an accident. I'm like,
Speaker 5: oh what what? Yeah, and I slam on my brains.
Speaker 6: Or something because you're not looking at the road anymore.
Speaker 6: You're looking at where the source of the beep or
Speaker 6: where I'm supposed.
Speaker 5: To my phone. Yeah, exactly, don't bug me, I'm texting.
Speaker 1: That's what the guy in your tesla who was almost
Speaker 1: rewended you.
Speaker 2: I bet you.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was a text that like the text, it was
Speaker 1: like a normal conversation where he was checking the road,
Speaker 1: checking the road, and then the person said something insanely
Speaker 1: compelling where it's like, you know what, can I ask
Speaker 1: you a question? Can you just be honest for a second,
Speaker 1: And then they couldn't take their eyes off.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I look back and instead of a face, it
Speaker 6: was a male pattern balding bird's eye view, like his
Speaker 6: chin was against his chest.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Oh, a man with a hair with a
Speaker 2: hole in it for a face. I could have been more.
Speaker 5: It did better.
Speaker 2: It's gonna give me a whiplash in the n he
Speaker 2: did have a face.
Speaker 5: Zach.
Speaker 4: When's the last time you were in a car accident?
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god, I hit a person with my car. No, well,
Speaker 5: a person a twink?
Speaker 2: What's a twink again? Please? I can I guess?
Speaker 5: Yes, please guess what the twing is in the most home?
Speaker 2: A young uh, a young gay man.
Speaker 5: Yes, that scares me because Jesus I did that. The
Speaker 5: character in like cliffs Notes, it's like a young thin,
Speaker 5: hairless guy, hairless, smooth.
Speaker 4: They're kind of like very young looking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like, do you guys remember tiger bet Was
Speaker 5: that a thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It's like like shiny, shiny young men.
Speaker 6: Shiny, happy young men. Yeah, okay, the hairless thing.
Speaker 2: It's interesting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, because a twink with body hair is an otter?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, and and an otter with much more on
Speaker 1: him as a bear bear and bear.
Speaker 2: Is really the only what are some of the other animals?
Speaker 5: Well, a smaller bear is a cup Okay, I that
Speaker 5: one some like lean muscular. I forgot about lean muscular.
Speaker 5: Hairy guys are wolves, really?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 5: Then you have like your standard jock, which is not
Speaker 5: an animal per se, but it's another like group. And
Speaker 5: then there's like nerds and.
Speaker 1: Oh sluts.
Speaker 5: That the umbrella you know what's overhears Pinocchio's Oh yeah there.
Speaker 5: It was like my hangover food spot.
Speaker 4: That place is so good.
Speaker 5: But oh yes, I hit a twink of my car
Speaker 5: and this is insane. First of all, I speak about
Speaker 5: it with pride because it was one hundred percent his fault.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's the way the loss.
Speaker 5: No, totally. What was like the insurance companies. I got
Speaker 5: my letter and said zero percent my fault. Really, yes,
Speaker 5: That's when I realized that there should be insurance agents
Speaker 5: for relationships present you fault. But no, they were on
Speaker 5: a fucking scooter. That's I was going down the street
Speaker 5: and he had a stop sign that he did not acknowledge.
Speaker 5: He flew through it. And when I tell you, he
Speaker 5: went into my windshield and flying off like it was
Speaker 5: eleven thousand dollars worth of damage to my car. Holy ship. Yes,
Speaker 5: so he knocked that mirror off going up it. He
Speaker 5: shattered the windshield. He bent the like where the hood
Speaker 5: meets the glass, and then he took that mirror off
Speaker 5: when he went off it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah they bounced back quickly. Yeah, no, this is
Speaker 5: It gets so much crazier, y'all because I had gone
Speaker 5: on a date with this boy, no way, a coffee
Speaker 5: and walk pandemic date two years ago. Like he had
Speaker 5: just moved here from the side, and you're like, Kaleve.
Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, well he's he's getting off the
Speaker 5: ground and he's like, Zach, what happened. It's like, baby,
Speaker 5: you wouldn't stop signing.
Speaker 2: We recognized each other. Oh yes, oh that's great.
Speaker 1: Sorry from a movie, but in it was two years
Speaker 1: before the accident. That used to Okay, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's wild.
Speaker 5: Isn't that nuts? And this is also nuts. He was
Speaker 5: wearing I think it's called a Canadian tuxedo. Sure, denim
Speaker 5: on Denim denman, Yeah, randomly. So he had bloody knuckles
Speaker 5: and his glasses were broken. And I did pick up
Speaker 5: his phone which was very far away from his body,
Speaker 5: and it was shattered and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: your phone. He goes, no, it was locked. That before
Speaker 5: you hit me. So yeah, then I like sat with
Speaker 5: him and he didn't want me to call an ambulance
Speaker 5: because he didn't have insurance, and I was just like okay.
Speaker 5: He was just like obviously like scraped. Yeah, he was
Speaker 5: like very panicked, Like I was panicked. I called my
Speaker 5: mom first thing, you know, and we called the cops.
Speaker 5: They took a statement, and then I took him to
Speaker 5: urgent care. He was filling out paperwork for urgent care
Speaker 5: and he passed out while filling out paper So then
Speaker 5: they're like, we.
Speaker 2: Have to send him to the hospital because he had
Speaker 2: his head and it's a concussion.
Speaker 5: They're just like if someone passes out, like we're sending
Speaker 5: them to the hospital.
Speaker 4: I guess yeah, Like they.
Speaker 2: Saw the vapors.
Speaker 5: I mean there's really adrenaline leaving his small framed body. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's suddenly caught up to him because it's horrifying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a that's fromatting.
Speaker 6: But then when did it become a discussion obviously not
Speaker 6: with him in person.
Speaker 2: Of who was at fault, Like did you ever talk
Speaker 2: about that with him?
Speaker 5: I mean when the police took both our statements, he
Speaker 5: was like, yeah, we see this all the time. It
Speaker 5: was his fault. He needs to obey the rules of
Speaker 5: the road if he's going to be on a motorized object.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The fact that those when I first saw bird scooters,
Speaker 6: I'm like, well that's going to be over in a
Speaker 6: week and there's ten dead people.
Speaker 5: They go thirty, like five miles per hour. You're exposed
Speaker 5: to every It's I didn't say.
Speaker 1: I just saw TikTok and I sent it to my
Speaker 1: niece that that's a woman who works in the er
Speaker 1: and she was like, please, I beg you do not
Speaker 1: get on those motorized scooters. She's like, we see head injuries.
Speaker 1: We see like because people get on them and it's fun, fun, fun.
Speaker 1: You fall because nobody's wearing a helmet. Right, You're going
Speaker 1: thirty miles an hour and you fall, and if you
Speaker 1: fall on your head, that's good. People getting being paralyzed, yeah, skinny,
Speaker 1: I mean crazy where it's like and nobody is prepared
Speaker 1: for it because they're like, oh, well it must be
Speaker 1: safe if like everyone's assuming since they don't make you
Speaker 1: wear helmet or whatever it.
Speaker 6: Should be with skateboarding, people always like you should be
Speaker 6: wearing a helmet and I I've never in thirty years
Speaker 6: have hit my head.
Speaker 2: But once you include.
Speaker 6: Cars and you're out in the street, oh my god,
Speaker 6: that's what's horrifying to me. I'm like, oh, you're just
Speaker 6: in traffic.
Speaker 5: I'm not.
Speaker 6: I don't feel like, even at a high rate of speed,
Speaker 6: if you just fell off the thing, that would be
Speaker 6: fun to watch cars.
Speaker 5: No, yeah, it is.
Speaker 2: That's what's insane to me.
Speaker 1: And I've told the story of driving, Uh yeah, you
Speaker 1: can't turn left in front of me, sir, Oh damn it.
Speaker 2: The other day.
Speaker 1: I've told the story of the three what looked like
Speaker 1: high school girls on those scooters at night. I'm driving
Speaker 1: down Vine and all of a sudden, three girls on
Speaker 1: scooters come in my lane, laughing yet scooting right up
Speaker 1: and no they were all screaming at the top of
Speaker 1: their lungs.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: And they were on the wrong side of the road.
Speaker 1: They were coming toward me, and I had to slam
Speaker 1: on my brakes as they all like split like the
Speaker 1: blue Angels and went around me, where I was like,
Speaker 1: and I got some I was like, god, damn it,
Speaker 1: Like you guys are going to get killed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm gonna be laughing and screaming.
Speaker 4: But I'm gonna feel bad about laughing.
Speaker 2: I do want to know in what way, not that
Speaker 2: you need to give a sample. They're screaming in fear, like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, we don't know what we're doing. Yes,
Speaker 2: oh wow, that's terrifying.
Speaker 5: Idiot. So my friend was on one and he like
Speaker 5: was in this situation where he had to pick between
Speaker 5: getting kind of like sideswiped by a car or going
Speaker 5: onto these like potholes, and he chose the potholes flung
Speaker 5: him off and he was on the ground. He went
Speaker 5: to get up and shrieked. He had like shattered his pelvis.
Speaker 5: Oh way, yes, And then the ambulance came and uh
Speaker 5: they like I guess separated his legs and he passed
Speaker 5: out from the pain because his pelvis is broken in
Speaker 5: like four different spots.
Speaker 2: Oh and that's and that car didn't do that. I
Speaker 2: guess I got to retract my whole. No, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I get a well it's prolapsed.
Speaker 7: I'm a prolap still right now, and I did.
Speaker 5: I performed in the Largo for the first time ever.
Speaker 5: Is then the magic? Yeah yeah, talk to Flanny Fanny.
Speaker 5: He was a very great friend of yours. And he
Speaker 5: was so kind to me before and after I performed,
Speaker 5: which he knows from people who are not as nice
Speaker 5: to you before they see you perform, and then they're
Speaker 5: nice to you after. He was a joy both before.
Speaker 2: What a good and he cares so much about that place.
Speaker 6: And he watches each show and he watches jokes and
Speaker 6: he keeps track of how jokes have changed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, since the last.
Speaker 5: Time you were there.
Speaker 1: Oh, he would be he like in the past, has
Speaker 1: been like he'd be like, do you want to be
Speaker 1: on the show, and be like, yeah, I guess I'll
Speaker 1: just go sing those songs.
Speaker 4: He goes, oh, just do your regular.
Speaker 1: Stand up and I'm like, okay, but but he will
Speaker 1: absolutely let you know, like the kind of what to
Speaker 1: be working.
Speaker 6: The only show booker. If someone at the improv or
Speaker 6: anywhere said.
Speaker 2: Hey, will you do I want him. I want him
Speaker 2: to give me a sign.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's because he's hilarious himself. He's one of the
Speaker 1: funniest people. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so sorry.
Speaker 6: Where you guys say about Largo, Oh no, just that
Speaker 6: I christened it with a prolapse show.
Speaker 2: That's where you.
Speaker 4: Gave those people what they came for.
Speaker 5: Yes, exactly. Well, they came for Taylor Tomlinson and they
Speaker 5: got a dash of Zagnoy Towers.
Speaker 4: That's rude.
Speaker 5: You know, with your medicine, you must take a spoonful
Speaker 5: of prol comedy.
Speaker 1: Zack, tell us a little bit about your Is it
Speaker 1: a serious XM radio show or is it in Netflix Radio?
Speaker 5: So it's on the Netflix is a joke channel channel
Speaker 5: ninety three, but it's on serious XM. I don't know
Speaker 5: if anyone has serious XM these days. But and it's
Speaker 5: it's called After Hours of Zagnoy Towers. And now I
Speaker 5: feel like I've launched into like promo mode. Let's do it, okay,
Speaker 5: and like a comedian talking about sex. And I would
Speaker 5: love for either of you or both of you to
Speaker 5: be on it anytime you would like to.
Speaker 1: Okay, But I have to wait until every one of
Speaker 1: my family dies, so they'll get really mad.
Speaker 5: What if I started killing.
Speaker 4: Your family, I get mad at you.
Speaker 5: That's a good idea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's trying to get someone.
Speaker 5: On your radio kill them. But yeah, we've got like
Speaker 5: I've got Bob the Drag Queen, Taylor Dominson, Dave Morhes,
Speaker 5: Steph toleov Billy, Wayne Davis doing Sabrina Julie's soon.
Speaker 2: That's great, but.
Speaker 6: It's fun that that I the last time I did
Speaker 6: a sex podcast. He was a mother and her son,
Speaker 6: so it was interesting. It was fun because obviously he
Speaker 6: was the one that would get embarrassed.
Speaker 5: And she was kind of like that dynamic. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then at the end they gave me my first
Speaker 2: bidey as a pardon gift.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, is the day slang for something?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh no, not the kind of that's the sun and
Speaker 2: the mom and the toilet.
Speaker 5: See and they're covered in pennies. A light sex.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and at the end, you graduate, that's what they
Speaker 6: call it. But yeah, and then I was like, where
Speaker 6: have these been my whole life? But yes, I have
Speaker 6: sex stories. I agree, I agree to come on.
Speaker 4: Oh great, nice, it's a booking.
Speaker 5: I love the concept of bidets. I have a bidet,
Speaker 5: but I don't use it because I have since experienced
Speaker 5: a heated water bidet and I cannot stomach splashing.
Speaker 6: And that's what And when my dad first tried it
Speaker 6: and came out of the bathroom ordering one, he wanted
Speaker 6: to get a warm one, and I was like, I
Speaker 6: think you'll like the cold because for me. It's as
Speaker 6: refreshing as getting a glass of waters. My bh gets
Speaker 6: thirsty and I don't want don't I'm not a drink
Speaker 6: or a tea, you know. I want it ice cold
Speaker 6: and on the money.
Speaker 1: That's I've never used a cold one. The first one
Speaker 1: I ever experienced was at the Madonna Inn. It was
Speaker 1: when Georgia was getting married and she.
Speaker 5: Got married there.
Speaker 4: She got married there. Yeah, it was great, it was
Speaker 4: so fun.
Speaker 1: But our room I was sharing a room with Lizzie
Speaker 1: Cooperman and the room came with a bidet and so
Speaker 1: I went in there and it was this thing where
Speaker 1: like you're sitting there and it's remember I know, if
Speaker 1: you remember in the seventies sometimes people had like cushioned
Speaker 1: toilet seats.
Speaker 5: I've seen I've experienced those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's what it was where I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is weird. But then i see that there's like
Speaker 1: little buttons and I'm like, oh my god, I'm about
Speaker 1: to try a b day and it was warm water
Speaker 1: and it was I started laughing and I'm like.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I was like telling her about it as I was
Speaker 1: using it, because it was it's such a good idea.
Speaker 1: But once you're using it. You're like, this makes perfect sense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why don't we all use this all the time.
Speaker 6: That's why I thought, as it hit me for the
Speaker 6: first time. Yeah, this is why the West, the West,
Speaker 6: the Western world, the rest.
Speaker 2: Of the world. I get lost in my own mouth.
Speaker 6: But I my first time was at some party and
Speaker 6: there was a roped off bathroom, like, guests don't use
Speaker 6: this bathroom, So of.
Speaker 2: Course I used it. I was on the I didn't
Speaker 2: know what it was.
Speaker 6: There was a remote like a fix to the wall,
Speaker 6: and I thought it was like, ooh, what a fancy shower.
Speaker 6: Let me turn it off with it, And so I
Speaker 6: didn't even know it was common and I it was
Speaker 6: cold and right and right away I'm like, oh, this
Speaker 6: is the best, and I'm then I tried hot and
Speaker 6: I went back to cold.
Speaker 2: That's how much I put for it.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: Then the batteries fell out.
Speaker 5: And tot look over batteries.
Speaker 6: A couple of them were in front of me, but
Speaker 6: one world rolled down the statee your eyes up on
Speaker 6: a terraced upper level as upper decked, and they and
Speaker 6: the one battery. Yeah, and there's no manual shut off.
Speaker 6: So I was just sitting in this bathroom and that
Speaker 6: I wasn't supposed to be in with. The guys are hitting,
Speaker 6: so I actually had to cut the put my hand
Speaker 6: over yeah, and and grab the and people were knocking.
Speaker 5: And uh, what nineties movie? I know.
Speaker 2: In the nineties movie, someone walks in and the coolest
Speaker 2: guy in school walks in, and I'm like, is it
Speaker 2: clean yet? And then they fall in love with my
Speaker 2: butthole but not me. Yeah, and then they have a
Speaker 2: long distance relationships.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have like a curtain, a curtain partition, so
Speaker 6: I'm not part of their relationship and I'm just always
Speaker 6: busy with work. Then my butthole wants to be a
Speaker 6: country music star, and I don't even like that kind
Speaker 6: of music.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the conjoint.
Speaker 4: Said, yeah, Matt damon.
Speaker 6: No, In real life, there are conjoined twins and one
Speaker 6: of them wanted to be a country music star and
Speaker 6: her sister did not, and she would perform and there
Speaker 6: was literally like a curtain.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 6: She was like, I'm really supportive of my sister. It's
Speaker 6: actually sweet. But Twilight Zone wow.
Speaker 5: Esque esque.
Speaker 6: Yeah, anyway, I uh yeah, No one in the joke
Speaker 6: version someone walks in, but no, I eventually found all
Speaker 6: the batteries, but.
Speaker 2: It was wet everywhere. I couldn't figure out. I've turned
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 5: Oh that's such a night.
Speaker 2: But it's the chief that you can get a good
Speaker 2: but day.
Speaker 1: I just keep talking about for like fifty bucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty five bucks. My dad got one for like
Speaker 2: twenty five five. You just I personally now listening to
Speaker 2: you guys, twenty five bucks, cool water, one button.
Speaker 5: It does the job.
Speaker 2: If you want heat and a heated toilet.
Speaker 5: Then it's like a hair dryer's part of it.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, now we're talking. Yeah, spend a couple grand Yeah,
Speaker 6: I didn't know they had their hair.
Speaker 5: Come to Hollywood and have someone blow hot air up
Speaker 5: your buttole Yeah.
Speaker 2: From a golden bidet with a padded vinyl.
Speaker 4: Suit, crinkly padded vinyl.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all our grandma's had a sticky vinyl toilet seat
Speaker 6: next to a bowl of potpoury.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't seem as clean for the squishy toilet seeds.
Speaker 1: Let's not be introducing any extra materials. It's all it
Speaker 1: needs to be hard and bleachable.
Speaker 6: In my I am oh, in my opinion, What are
Speaker 6: your thoughts on a oak and brass toilets.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm so glad you asked.
Speaker 1: Because my parents, in their guest room of the house
Speaker 1: I only lived in one year before I went off
Speaker 1: to college, they had I don't know if, but they
Speaker 1: had a wooden toilet seat in the guest bathroom like
Speaker 1: because they I guess my mom wanted a wooden toilet
Speaker 1: lid like that. It all matched with the cabinets or whatever,
Speaker 1: and that thing. When those things get old, it's gross
Speaker 1: like because they because again it's like people bleach them
Speaker 1: or put you know, disinfected on them and stuff, so
Speaker 1: they get old and then they just look like incredibly used.
Speaker 1: And the thing is like the classic toilet is made
Speaker 1: so you you know, you keep it clean. It's hopefully
Speaker 1: white or a lighter color so that when you're cleaning it,
Speaker 1: you know it's clean and it's not it's not a
Speaker 1: porous material.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wooden, I mean wooden knives.
Speaker 6: As we know, we're out lowed in thirty eight states
Speaker 6: for restaurant use because they will have salmonilla.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so of course, and I've been to the just
Speaker 6: if you're gonna have a wooden toilet seat, get a
Speaker 6: new one every year. I've been on old ones where
Speaker 6: it's split yeah, and you sit on it and pinches
Speaker 6: your ass and then like a family of birds makes
Speaker 6: an interest in.
Speaker 1: It and then splinter, splinter, splinter, and you're like, that's
Speaker 1: why this to that's why this bathroom was tapered off, which.
Speaker 5: We guess the twelve states that they're still legal.
Speaker 4: Good idea, Arizona.
Speaker 1: Yeah, New Mexico.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 5: What are you guys doing this weekend? Or do you
Speaker 5: guys talk about time in the.
Speaker 2: Car like about well that is thank you.
Speaker 6: Sometimes sometimes we record many weeks before it comes out,
Speaker 6: so sometimes we're like, hey, next week, let's go to
Speaker 6: the everyone go to this.
Speaker 2: We can talk about what we're doing.
Speaker 5: Though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'm going to see Barbie this weekend
Speaker 1: because I was before I was really enjoying observing everybody
Speaker 1: else getting into it. And then the more that I
Speaker 1: hear people talk about it and talk about just the
Speaker 1: overall experience, it's not just the movie itself, but like
Speaker 1: what it's like.
Speaker 5: To go, i'mful experience.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need to go.
Speaker 5: I would go to see you again?
Speaker 4: You would?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Okay, I loved it perfect, It's so fun. My
Speaker 5: only fear is that I might be sold out already
Speaker 5: Robenheimer'sman being sold out.
Speaker 2: I love Yeah, every time I've looked at it, it's
Speaker 2: sold out.
Speaker 1: I would love that. I'll go in a month. I
Speaker 1: don't give a ship, okay, but I just want to
Speaker 1: before it gets entirely ruined, like on TikTok, because now
Speaker 1: there's clips and everything.
Speaker 4: I do want to see.
Speaker 5: Are you intrigued, Bary Barbie or you threatened at my
Speaker 5: topple the patriarchy.
Speaker 2: I'm just worried about toy sales.
Speaker 6: No, I've I've been talking about it and uh an
Speaker 6: accident gently is saying jillen Hall instead of gozzling.
Speaker 2: But that's just something I like Jake jillan On. He
Speaker 2: would have been good in it too, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, Chris feels like he always has to fight
Speaker 4: for Jill.
Speaker 5: He'll make it someday. He's my only thing with joeneral Is.
Speaker 5: I don't know if he'd make a good blonde.
Speaker 1: Right yeah, picture too big, and yeah it would be
Speaker 1: a little unnervous.
Speaker 2: Colin Farrell.
Speaker 1: There has everyone seen the pictures of Colin Ferrell on
Speaker 1: the sag strike line? Literally no joke. Three different people sent.
Speaker 5: Me the picture this morning.
Speaker 4: It was so hilarious.
Speaker 1: So he was out there with the equally hot and
Speaker 1: great Shay Wigham, who was an actor who is Colin
Speaker 1: Farrell's good friend, and Colin Farrell had his Sag Strike
Speaker 1: shirt on, but he had rolled up the sleeve so
Speaker 1: he was wearing it like a muscle shirt, and he
Speaker 1: just looked like the hunk that he is.
Speaker 4: Everyone was very exciting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's he's a magnetic pink tesla. Sorry, God,
Speaker 2: it looks so cool and ugly. At the time, I didn't.
Speaker 5: The same. No.
Speaker 2: That was when I was talking at.
Speaker 6: Length really about the all the movie the independent films
Speaker 6: that were being advertised before the Wes movie.
Speaker 2: Barbie was one.
Speaker 6: Actually, so many of the actors in that Wes Anderson
Speaker 6: movie were in these these trailers, and I really did
Speaker 6: think it was like in Tropic Thunder, where they were.
Speaker 2: Fake trailers, because they all looked.
Speaker 6: Funny and weird and like no one would ever make them,
Speaker 6: and Barbie was one of them, and I hadn't seen
Speaker 6: any trailers for it yet.
Speaker 2: I think I had a hunch that.
Speaker 6: Was real, or maybe that was one that I was like, Okay,
Speaker 6: that has to be real, but it was not what
Speaker 6: I expected.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a movie for kids.
Speaker 5: I thought it was a movie for kids too, And
Speaker 5: I'm in after that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm a little worried about the patriarchy. You
Speaker 2: are correct, so fragile lately?
Speaker 5: Has you got, guys?
Speaker 4: This bowling the sun is going down on you, that's
Speaker 4: for sure.
Speaker 1: There's there's a really good TikTok because you know they
Speaker 1: have Barbie. They look like gigantic Barbie doll boxes, so
Speaker 1: you can step into it and get your picture.
Speaker 4: Taken, like it's just selfy opportunity.
Speaker 1: And so there's a TikTok of this girl posing in it,
Speaker 1: and then this big old guy coming over leaning in
Speaker 1: to like kind of ruin her picture and pose in
Speaker 1: with her, and he's clearly drunk and he leans in
Speaker 1: and she kind of looks so she didn't know him,
Speaker 1: and then he basically knocks this whole thing over forward
Speaker 1: and he goes down with it, and so does she.
Speaker 1: Somebody wrote just like it's just so symbolic.
Speaker 5: Gat big dumb trying to you and your dumb movie.
Speaker 4: And then the whole fucking thing is ever just like,
Speaker 4: just go and do your movie. Dumb ass.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, jerk off During Christopher Nolan's masterpiece master.
Speaker 1: Let's Killian Murphy is a tour de force. Let's not
Speaker 1: let he gets to have his day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, come on.
Speaker 5: Twenty eight days later.
Speaker 2: And I told you before not to bring up Killian Murphy.
Speaker 4: You dare his name?
Speaker 1: How scary?
Speaker 8: He's great, so so fake, but he's great. Was he
Speaker 8: and Christopher Roland batman too? Yes, Scarecrow or something?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Mega mask man I think that was his name.
Speaker 1: Then was the burlap sack guy?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yeah, he's they. I didn't know he was
Speaker 5: such a tiny man. He saw Oppenheimer. Yeah, and they
Speaker 5: have him climbing a ladder at one point. I'm like,
Speaker 5: look at this little kid. Up he is.
Speaker 1: I saw a picture of him when he was like
Speaker 1: nineteen or something, because he was in the like Manchester
Speaker 1: Edium kind of dance scene and there's just a shot
Speaker 1: of him in a crowd and he looks like he's
Speaker 1: twelve years old. He's just like But the thing is,
Speaker 1: as we all know and have learned in this town,
Speaker 1: every celebrity, like you look at pictures of him standing
Speaker 1: with the cast, they're all only a tiny bit taller
Speaker 1: than yeah, like most major actors are.
Speaker 4: Like five four.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's just how it is, except for a couple.
Speaker 1: Then you've got a couple in there, and then there's
Speaker 1: they you know, your Margot Robbie's are like print model size.
Speaker 1: And there's some taller people, but on average because it's
Speaker 1: better six guys. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And then my dad always loves to talk about in
Speaker 6: the old days, how you had to be six something
Speaker 6: to be a leading man.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then he describes their physique.
Speaker 6: It used to be a thing, and now, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 6: I'm a little too tall to be an actor at
Speaker 6: five nine going on five eight.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 6: My spine is shrinking. Yeah, it's it is interesting. All
Speaker 6: the most talented actors are the short ones. Yeah, except
Speaker 6: for your I can't think of any Adam Drivers still
Speaker 6: Adam drivers.
Speaker 5: I bet Chris Evans is tall.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, he'd have to be tall to
Speaker 1: pull off that cable net sweater the way Fisherman he
Speaker 1: stole a tweet.
Speaker 5: Did you know he is? Did he? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 5: Wow, it was just wow.
Speaker 2: It's not the one to get into.
Speaker 6: It is about how I never plug in USB chords
Speaker 6: correctly on the first try, you know, I do, but
Speaker 6: I saw he liked it, and then I'm like, well that's.
Speaker 2: Where he got his idea.
Speaker 6: And I I tweeted about it and everyone attacked me
Speaker 6: and I just lost my hands of it. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 6: people like Evan's more than me.
Speaker 5: Yeah the day, Yes, well he is a gay brother. No,
Speaker 5: who's in the barb movie?
Speaker 2: Is he in other movies?
Speaker 5: Movies like Hulu features?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 5: And other like he's on the rise. Okay, Yeah, I
Speaker 5: just thought it was interesting and worth telling your audience
Speaker 5: it is.
Speaker 4: They love film facts and fun facts. Do they really fun? Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We we What do we talk about the most in here?
Speaker 1: We did?
Speaker 2: We used to dress traffic. Now just yeah, this cat.
Speaker 2: He let me tell you the whole story.
Speaker 6: I've I've retold a story about my cat so many times,
Speaker 6: not remembering that I've already told them. Sure, And it's
Speaker 6: that's how people uh addressed me after shows. Now they're like,
Speaker 6: how's your feeling?
Speaker 2: It's cats. I'm like, all right, all right, I know,
Speaker 2: I know are.
Speaker 5: Living with AIDS.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's long dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's dead. Old cat oddly didn't
Speaker 2: die of the aides. I don't know if I've added
Speaker 2: that to the story.
Speaker 1: It's not una, it's not as as bad as for people.
Speaker 2: Apparently cats can have it forever. Oh no, I've already
Speaker 2: said that. I know I have.
Speaker 4: You definitely have.
Speaker 6: He just died of a bladder intection. The point is
Speaker 6: we had topics and and and we've warned them all out.
Speaker 5: Can people get feline aids?
Speaker 2: That's what I asked the doctor and she laughed in
Speaker 2: my face and then and I felt really dumb.
Speaker 6: And then when I put the cat on a plane,
Speaker 6: some lady asked if if people can get feline aids,
Speaker 6: they won't then.
Speaker 2: I and then I laughed at her, Yeah, yeah, you can't.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 6: I was worried though, because the cat had had fleas,
Speaker 6: and the fleas had gotten on my ankles, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 6: certainly it can't be a healthy licksir Wow, But no,
Speaker 6: unaffected cats have their own thing.
Speaker 2: But couldn't cats get COVID just like I think the animals.
Speaker 5: Could, like monkeys at the zoo get backs before a
Speaker 5: lot of humans.
Speaker 2: Really, I think?
Speaker 1: So is that true?
Speaker 5: I don't know that, like they tested it out. I know,
Speaker 5: I think like like monkeys at the zoo got the vaccine. Oh,
Speaker 5: because they has a great joke about it. Oh really,
Speaker 5: that's why I think it's okay. She seems like she
Speaker 5: she would not lie.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was maybe early on when everyone didn't know
Speaker 6: anything and we're all washing.
Speaker 2: Our lettuce with.
Speaker 7: Wiping down the cereal boxes, drinking hot liquids every twenty minutes,
Speaker 7: sticking your throat.
Speaker 5: That seems like a.
Speaker 6: Very three and a half years ago decision, Like before
Speaker 6: the people we gotta we gotta vaccinate all the monkeys
Speaker 6: and bats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. We'll see and then we'll see what
Speaker 1: happens to them. Then we'll hang back a little bit.
Speaker 2: I only testing for animals unless it's for makeup. Just
Speaker 2: get half.
Speaker 4: What a delightful drive around? Uh basically Greater Burbank?
Speaker 5: That was that? Yeah, I had the best time. I'm
Speaker 5: so glad you let me do this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're a you're a you're a nice, calming,
Speaker 2: fun presence.
Speaker 5: I've been screaming in your ear this whole time.
Speaker 6: Well, what ed other option do you have? You can't
Speaker 6: yell in my face? Do you like that that you
Speaker 6: can't see our faces?
Speaker 5: Kind of it's giving me like confessional.
Speaker 2: Right, I was just gonna say I'm like the confessional
Speaker 2: priest of comedy. No, but I was thinking it.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 2: It is when you're.
Speaker 5: Deprived of that.
Speaker 6: I feel like our guests because I'm comparing it to
Speaker 6: the years of zoom podcasting. Right, people look at people's ugly,
Speaker 6: looking at faces ugly or pretty.
Speaker 2: Uh, it makes you hold back.
Speaker 5: Also, yes, and that's a good date A piece of
Speaker 5: dating advice. Do something where you're like on a hike,
Speaker 5: or you're walking, or you're like you're moving and you're
Speaker 5: not just sitting across from someone staring into their eyes,
Speaker 5: because it's kind of antagonistic.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, that's idea.
Speaker 2: That's why they did that dating game show where they're
Speaker 2: in a booth and you don't even see them.
Speaker 5: Yes, wait, the blind date thing. Wait Bachelor, the original one,
Speaker 5: the dating game and there was a killer on it.
Speaker 4: Yes, there was Rodney Alcala and he won. He did win,
Speaker 4: did you?
Speaker 2: Sorry to point it's very aggressive, very aggressive, I put
Speaker 2: mouth rude. Sorry, I was that on your other podcast.
Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, that was one of the first ones we
Speaker 1: did because it's so crazy and he's the worst. Like,
Speaker 1: there's so many unsolved murders that they think he's responsible for,
Speaker 1: and he has pictures of.
Speaker 2: Lots of Oh no, is it youtubable?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Absolutely, okay, that one.
Speaker 6: Thing is.
Speaker 4: It's all.
Speaker 1: It's all been talked about a thousand times. Well, let's
Speaker 1: see if I can scrape in here. Do you think
Speaker 1: i'll fit?
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for being on, Zach. Are you youtubable.
Speaker 5: Anywhere at zach Nee Towers z A C H N
Speaker 5: O E T O W E R S. I think
Speaker 5: you've got You've got a lot of Okay, it's just
Speaker 5: a paranoid car.
Speaker 4: It's got to make noise what I like.
Speaker 1: Well, if anyone This is how I got to know
Speaker 1: Zach Becauzach and I have been friends for a while now,
Speaker 1: but we met through our friend Jacob Tiarney.
Speaker 4: We have to give him problems.
Speaker 5: Who's currently fondling my movie?
Speaker 2: Oh great, that's the third fondler? Yeah, oh that's great.
Speaker 1: And he's from the Canadian cult classic comedy letter Kenny
Speaker 1: and he's the director and he's on it. But we
Speaker 1: met and the way that my friend Jacob said, oh,
Speaker 1: you have to meet my friend Zach, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not up for new friends, don't I
Speaker 1: don't need any more friends. And he was like, just
Speaker 1: watch this show. And it's called Dating No Filter, Dating
Speaker 1: No Filter. It was on the E Channel and it
Speaker 1: was Zach and what was the l Kelsey. So they're
Speaker 1: watching film footage of two people going on a blind
Speaker 1: date and then they're just sitting there.
Speaker 4: Making it's so fun.
Speaker 5: And there's like a bunch of iterations on the show
Speaker 5: but like yes, and.
Speaker 1: There was like and on the show itself there were
Speaker 1: different combinations of two comedians, so just riffing on the
Speaker 1: footage that they were watching.
Speaker 4: But it's so funny, like in a way because I've written.
Speaker 1: On a lot of like pilots and shows for E
Speaker 1: and they were never funny because they never let them
Speaker 1: be funny. And so watching the show, I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to watch this, and then four seconds
Speaker 1: into what I was like, this is so hilarious, and
Speaker 1: Zach was the funniest one.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great. Yes, yeah, so I'm gonna watch it.
Speaker 5: Upperclassman just gave me a little.
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