Speaker 1: Look man, oh, I see you. Why why and look
Speaker 1: over there? How is that culture? Yeah? Goodness, lost cultures calling.
Speaker 1: And it's been a time since we've said that a
Speaker 1: fortnight or eight it's been technically five fortnits ten weeks
Speaker 1: or something like that. I believe you when you say
Speaker 1: that is what that is truly like. And when new
Speaker 1: home here in the Cosmo Loss in Los Angeles, this
Speaker 1: is so fun. We've already messed up parking. We've messed
Speaker 1: up parking. Um, we should tell them, you guys, we
Speaker 1: parked in the wrong lot and the wrong lot. So well, anyway,
Speaker 1: we'll talk. It was just ten dollars, they said. We
Speaker 1: closed at midnight at the gates open so you can
Speaker 1: walk in. The girl was very nice, and you know,
Speaker 1: she was actually lovely and I loved her the color
Speaker 1: of her hair, which was blue purple. And your color
Speaker 1: blindness actually am so for anyone that's new to the pot.
Speaker 1: I'm color blind, and I'm so happy this is the
Speaker 1: first thing you get to know about me before you ask.
Speaker 1: I'm red green color blind, and that is my specific
Speaker 1: handicap bency. I think you're not picking up on the
Speaker 1: red tint to the purple and so it looks blue.
Speaker 1: I think that's what it is. I'm not I'm no scientists,
Speaker 1: but that's my theory. Well nearly a doctor. And that's
Speaker 1: the first thing you can know about. Also, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sure we're just getting the old audience. I don't
Speaker 1: know if we're getting we're picking up new people. Honey.
Speaker 1: I don't think you know the reach of I Heart
Speaker 1: radio a conglomerate hunt. Now here's the real t. We
Speaker 1: took a photo shoot today. That's the real t. And
Speaker 1: I gotta say it was really it was my fault
Speaker 1: because it was slightly disorganized up topic because I told
Speaker 1: you to bring a certain sort of story to your clone,
Speaker 1: said bring a series of neutrals, and eye brought instead
Speaker 1: one loud embroidered floral shirt and just a gray sweatshirt,
Speaker 1: which which is technically neutral, but it's not like the neutral.
Speaker 1: And what I showed you like a mood board dish
Speaker 1: type thing. And I think that Bowen was making an
Speaker 1: effort to destabilize me. I think he wanted to off Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, we should say that the word destabilized
Speaker 1: to sort of enter it into Rhanto, the lexicon, into
Speaker 1: the queer, into the gay lexicon specifically, our friend George
Speaker 1: Severis broughtuct back in and you're using it everywhere every
Speaker 1: chance you get. I feel destabilized at all times and
Speaker 1: you but you use it. You like um, you will
Speaker 1: sort of sub it in for certain words. You're like
Speaker 1: on the on the gay text thread, You're just like guys,
Speaker 1: I have to share something with the thread. Josh destabilized. Yeah, Josh,
Speaker 1: Josh Sharp, you actually want to announce it. On the
Speaker 1: podcast years ago, Josh Sharp cornered me on a gay
Speaker 1: bar and he destabilized And by destabilized me, I mean
Speaker 1: he consensually he tried to kiss me, and I consensually
Speaker 1: kissed him. But he was very destabilizing. And I'm actually
Speaker 1: using this word correctly and powerfully. Yes. Absolutely. And I
Speaker 1: take my space and you take your space, and you know,
Speaker 1: you know who is destabilizing but restabilizing? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: our guests, can I say that talk about shaking it
Speaker 1: up and and and killing and slaying and turn and
Speaker 1: whopping and nailing. And I don't just say nailing because
Speaker 1: of the show Nailed It, which she hosts, And by
Speaker 1: the way, can I say and I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: what to the damn Emmy's because how can they nominated
Speaker 1: the show not the Queen. It's actually real culture number eight.
Speaker 1: You can't nominate the show and not the queen. You
Speaker 1: know what, It's stupid. Her and Jacques both deserve numbs.
Speaker 1: No just her. I'm gonna fight with Jacques stabilized. He
Speaker 1: destabilized you. I actually invite him to destabilize me. Jacques.
Speaker 1: We can get into this with our guests, but it
Speaker 1: feels like the nicest French person you've ever seen in
Speaker 1: the world. Yeah, okay, we got we got to talk
Speaker 1: about this because there's a lot of other things about
Speaker 1: there's a lot of plugs. So first of all, you
Speaker 1: can catch her live. She's gonna be at the Arlington
Speaker 1: Improv March six, seventh and eighth, and then she's gonna
Speaker 1: be in Nashville Mary. She's a book coming out called
Speaker 1: hashtag Very Fat, Hashtag Very Brave, The Fat Girl's Guide
Speaker 1: to being hashtag Brave and not a dejected, melancholy, down
Speaker 1: in the dumps, weeping fat girl in a bikini, a destabilizing, destable.
Speaker 1: And of course she's the host of The Incredible, Incredible
Speaker 1: Show Neil and she's the host of several podcasts, sever
Speaker 1: all why wouldt You Date Me? Drag best Friends Friends?
Speaker 1: She was a made up and I want to say
Speaker 1: something I did, Why would't you Date Me? We had
Speaker 1: an amazing time joining that podcast, and I have never
Speaker 1: in my life received more pictures of the dicks and
Speaker 1: butt holes of men. There was a call to action,
Speaker 1: and there was because we actually discussed how I never
Speaker 1: received dudes because our guest receives a plentiful amount of
Speaker 1: nudes and destabilizing and that you might say, and I said, well,
Speaker 1: I've never gotten one. And she sounded the alarm and
Speaker 1: the flood gates. Honey, you're welcome, yes, swung open so um.
Speaker 1: But who is well? Please welcome to your ears. Nicole
Speaker 1: By moment really so hard to not go fall laughing.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed that banter up top. We're just saying, I
Speaker 1: fucking love that. Well, how are you feeling stable or destabilized?
Speaker 1: I'm constantly I'm just in these streets being like, oh
Speaker 1: I'm destabilized. Talk about this state you're about to go on?
Speaker 1: Can you share anything about it? Or you don't have
Speaker 1: to I'm putting you on the spot. Okay, no, don't,
Speaker 1: don't don't. I can tell that it's a little man.
Speaker 1: She likes him. Okay, we don't have to we don't
Speaker 1: have to talk. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm like immediately
Speaker 1: making okay, you're not making me. No, you would know
Speaker 1: if you made me uncomfortable, I would be like, you
Speaker 1: have to stop. Like I did a live show where
Speaker 1: I was on stage with all the comics and one
Speaker 1: comic on on stage, and there was this weird energy
Speaker 1: and I was like, what the funk is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Like I just said, I just I'll just say yes, yes.
Speaker 1: Do you get into it with audience members though, because
Speaker 1: I feel like, for some reason they often get into
Speaker 1: it with you. They love screaming at me. What is
Speaker 1: because they it's like an unearned familiarity that they think
Speaker 1: that they have. Yeah, And it's so sad because half
Speaker 1: the time it's so nice. So I threw a lady
Speaker 1: out of my show in New York recently because I
Speaker 1: said I injured myself as a setup to like a story,
Speaker 1: and she was like on the pole because I pulled
Speaker 1: answer but on Instagram and I was like what and
Speaker 1: she was like, we love you moves and it's like
Speaker 1: a nice heckle, But I was like, you gotta get
Speaker 1: the funk up out of here, you drunk loving woman,
Speaker 1: like you gotta go home and hug a teddy bear
Speaker 1: or something like you're you're too drunk to be here.
Speaker 1: And now it's not even that, it was just the
Speaker 1: energy you had to leave. You couldn't even it was positive.
Speaker 1: Ultimately you couldn't have it no, because then I was like,
Speaker 1: well if I let her stay and scream at me,
Speaker 1: what if you know Stephanie over here wants to tell
Speaker 1: me a story? Of course, and then God forbid a
Speaker 1: straight man feels he can get involved. They don't come
Speaker 1: to my show. They don't come. No, is it the
Speaker 1: women in the gays? The women the gays, yep, those
Speaker 1: are my people. Sometime as I get straight men At
Speaker 1: my live show in San Francisco, I was like, who
Speaker 1: here is straight? And I was like whoa. I was like,
Speaker 1: who here is single? And literally nothing? Not my demo? No,
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, what is it? But because we
Speaker 1: don't we don't get straights either. We don't get straights either.
Speaker 1: I think it's because they have other things to watch,
Speaker 1: and they have other they have podcasts that cater specifically
Speaker 1: and aggressively to them, and we actually dragged them quite
Speaker 1: a bit on our podcast. I would imagine not too much.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's like, what is it about
Speaker 1: that demo that's like so sequestered from the rest of
Speaker 1: like what's good? They don't know? I also I don't
Speaker 1: listen to like I don't really listen to podcasts, but
Speaker 1: like a little one like hosted by a straight man,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you You don't even talk to
Speaker 1: your friends, so you're gonna sit down and listen to
Speaker 1: some other man? What is? What is that? What does
Speaker 1: that entail? I will say that sometimes sometimes I will
Speaker 1: curiously peek over to the YouTube channel of one show
Speaker 1: Rogan because I'm fascinated because it's his podcast is so huge,
Speaker 1: it's crazy, and was it released an episode every day?
Speaker 1: I think, so it's like a week or something. I
Speaker 1: have five podcasts, so truly every work day of the
Speaker 1: week you can listen to me talk about something. But like,
Speaker 1: that's the thing is, it's just his is so huge
Speaker 1: and so and so crazy. And then when he came
Speaker 1: out and endorsed Bernie Sanders, never to the moment that
Speaker 1: that was the firestorm but it's just and that's so
Speaker 1: sometimes I don't Oh yeah, no, this was news. Yes,
Speaker 1: so much has happened in the last to three years
Speaker 1: that you're just like, I don't know that often started
Speaker 1: walking the earth and I'd be like, okay, yeah, towns right.
Speaker 1: Did you know it was seventy degrees in an arcticle
Speaker 1: two days ago? We're gonna die. We're all gonna die.
Speaker 1: Could you that degree? The buture neared seventy? Girl? Oh,
Speaker 1: they're they're blessing it up. This is this is insane,
Speaker 1: and it's it could be this thing, it could be
Speaker 1: this thing where it's like I read it and like,
Speaker 1: but it was a reputable thing. I think it was
Speaker 1: the Washington Post. Okay, and you know those girls do
Speaker 1: the research research seventy degrees they do honestly, that's what
Speaker 1: do you want? What do you want me to do
Speaker 1: with that information? Matt? Why do you bring this up?
Speaker 1: Because now I'm stressed. So now we stopped ordering from
Speaker 1: Amazon and we uh, we all buy priuses and we
Speaker 1: don't go to him. That was my favorite. I was like,
Speaker 1: just come on, every owner of every corporation, love is bad.
Speaker 1: That's how they get their money. Tax someone was like, um,
Speaker 1: I was like, well, obviously I had like a I
Speaker 1: had like a reaction like, well, I hope that everyone
Speaker 1: you know ops going to Equinox. And they were like,
Speaker 1: you are a Disney gay. You give millions of dollars
Speaker 1: probably at this point over my life. Yeah, so you
Speaker 1: love Disney, Nicole, You're a Disney gay. You are a
Speaker 1: Disney gay. I do have a full ten minute joke
Speaker 1: in my set currently Wait Disney. I loved that. I
Speaker 1: saw that and I did thank you. And then there's
Speaker 1: truly a chunk four Disney gays, Like there's three jokes
Speaker 1: in a row that is four specifically Rob Paul's drag
Speaker 1: race watching Disney games. That's us. That's us. I mean
Speaker 1: that honestly, that is that is us in a nutshell?
Speaker 1: Was this what do we talk about this on the
Speaker 1: on the mic? The Nicole's fight attendant joke, which I love,
Speaker 1: It's it's it's just a she like you had the
Speaker 1: whole setup to it. Is this other story that like,
Speaker 1: is thisnother joke about being on a plane. But then
Speaker 1: you have a quick little tag where you're just like,
Speaker 1: I also just want to say all male fight attendants
Speaker 1: are gay. They just so fun because they say I
Speaker 1: don't want to stereotype or general and then people will
Speaker 1: be like, well, you are generalizing in stereotype when you
Speaker 1: say all and I'm like, whoa, Okay, we just don't
Speaker 1: understand jokes. It's that and it's also people. I think
Speaker 1: people confuse a stereotype with a negative image. And just
Speaker 1: because many male flight attendants are gay does not mean
Speaker 1: that it's like you're replacing some value judgment by being like,
Speaker 1: that's the stereotype. That means that's on you for making
Speaker 1: it like a negative one. I don't think it's negative.
Speaker 1: I love my gay flight attendants. They give me booze
Speaker 1: when I'm not in first They're nice to me where
Speaker 1: I am on the plane. One gave me three cookies.
Speaker 1: Do they give you like a knowing look, They're like
Speaker 1: they know who you are? No, I look like a
Speaker 1: little boy when I traveling. We're like a little hat
Speaker 1: powdered glasses. I will never forget your Delta story where
Speaker 1: the piece of crap came out like we just spoke
Speaker 1: about this a little piece of pool, a little piece
Speaker 1: of No, it was not a little piece. It was
Speaker 1: like it was like it was like a half fist
Speaker 1: sized piece of ship and not like a baby, put
Speaker 1: like a human, human, adult human. Yes, and Delta theorized
Speaker 1: that they thought it was a disgruntled employee. I was like,
Speaker 1: so you figured it out, you would you? And because
Speaker 1: I kept be like, I don't know an animal, a baby,
Speaker 1: an adult, and they were like, disgruntled employee. It's so
Speaker 1: funny that they were like, it must be a disgruntled employee.
Speaker 1: It must be us. It must be The way that
Speaker 1: we treated one of our employees was so wretched. I
Speaker 1: felt like I was being gasolate because they kept be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: keeps saying ship in my blanket, and you were like, no,
Speaker 1: probably probably a raccoon gut on the plane, but there
Speaker 1: was like something hapn't no, no, no, it was us.
Speaker 1: And the reason why I stood by my stories because
Speaker 1: the flight attendant, who was super gay, I told him
Speaker 1: blank and he went girl no, in the way that
Speaker 1: he like he thought we were like having I was like,
Speaker 1: girl yes, And then he like truly pranced it away
Speaker 1: like with someone like gleeful, like a Christmas And then
Speaker 1: he looked at it and went, oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: a piece of ship like and like his his head
Speaker 1: was bopping, and then he went and got his phone
Speaker 1: into the picture and I was like, I don't know
Speaker 1: if that was that was supposed to go down. And
Speaker 1: then I was like I have to go, and he
Speaker 1: was like, okay, girl, honestly, did you get off the plane. Yes,
Speaker 1: I had a connecting flight. I had to get back
Speaker 1: to l Yeah. And then I tweeted adultoo because I
Speaker 1: was like, I can't swept under the rug. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I took a picture of my little blanket treat and
Speaker 1: it was like a little grainy, and I kept be like,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry it wasn't clear. Finally, so it's not
Speaker 1: your fault. You actually don't have to apologize one more time,
Speaker 1: like or ever again. I think about it every time
Speaker 1: I opened up like a little plastic wraps blanket. They
Speaker 1: do not wash these blankets. They get washed like every
Speaker 1: couple of months. So I read this like very in
Speaker 1: depth article and it was confirmed by someone at an
Speaker 1: airline um that they washed them every couple of months.
Speaker 1: But like what happens when they clean the plane is
Speaker 1: they hold like they gather them up, they bring them
Speaker 1: to a facility. At the facility, they just hold them
Speaker 1: up and eyeball them and then fold them back up
Speaker 1: and put them into the bags. And then they get
Speaker 1: back and sealed the little pillowcases. They don't get washed. God,
Speaker 1: it's crazy, but you're like, of course they don't, there's
Speaker 1: not time. Yeah, and then your trade table never gets
Speaker 1: wiped down unless you wipe it down or gets wiped
Speaker 1: down in the morning and then in the evening. I think,
Speaker 1: But like, if it's making three or four trips, that's
Speaker 1: three or four other people who are touching and you
Speaker 1: don't know what the funk they're doing. And then the
Speaker 1: people who get me are the barefoot fucking what the
Speaker 1: funk are you doing? Doesn't even follow along lines of
Speaker 1: like coach or first class people do it everywhere. But
Speaker 1: I want to ask a question. It's so kay that
Speaker 1: I take my shoes up and keep my socks off.
Speaker 1: What do you mean You're gonna slip them nasty puppies
Speaker 1: back in your shoes? Girl? But experience where there's poop everywhere,
Speaker 1: I don't know where I'm going. You're just I'm not walking.
Speaker 1: I'm not walking down the aisle with the socks. Never, never, never,
Speaker 1: I have done it once in my life, Like one
Speaker 1: time I just could not get my shoe on because
Speaker 1: it was like a real tight seats. I'm like, suck it,
Speaker 1: and I got up and I walked my sock covered
Speaker 1: feet to the bathroom and then I was I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe this, but I have seen people with
Speaker 1: bare fie go into the rest me too. This one
Speaker 1: lady was sitting next to me. She was caressing the
Speaker 1: wall with her nasty fucking toes. And then she got
Speaker 1: up to the bathroom with her barerass feet and the
Speaker 1: bathroom and said to the flight attendant, there's something on
Speaker 1: the floor. And I was like, I mean this is
Speaker 1: on you, Like who of course there's something on the
Speaker 1: floor of the bathroom. It's of airplane. They're disgusting. She
Speaker 1: got you need to host an expose dr mentor a
Speaker 1: six part oh yeah, on all airlines. There's a video
Speaker 1: on Instagram. This girl breaks it down for you. She's like,
Speaker 1: don't drink the coffee or the tea. It comes from
Speaker 1: water tanks that are never cleaned. Uh coffee, Yeah, don't
Speaker 1: and it does taste weird. This is a video on Instagram.
Speaker 1: She's it's on Instagram. It was like inside Edition because
Speaker 1: Inside Edition beat doing the Lord's hotels, don't change the
Speaker 1: sheets and right right now. But and then again you say,
Speaker 1: of course they don't because they don't have asy and
Speaker 1: they don't have the time. My assis in there being like, hi,
Speaker 1: I know, I'm an hour and a half really but
Speaker 1: it is again in my room right now, and they're
Speaker 1: like okay, sir, Yeah, they're like great, we didn't change
Speaker 1: the sheets for you, you know how times and you're like,
Speaker 1: this smells like a person. It's because on that agen.
Speaker 1: I've known this, but hearing you like clarify it is
Speaker 1: so chilling. It's gross. Inside edition. There's another video on
Speaker 1: Instagram where they like put that UV sprite on the
Speaker 1: cheets and then check into the hotels spratt check out
Speaker 1: and I don't know how they check back into the
Speaker 1: same room, but they did, and then they like put
Speaker 1: the light on it and still there, and then they
Speaker 1: would confront the managers and the managers to be like no, no,
Speaker 1: we changed, and they're like look at this, and they're
Speaker 1: like oh no, no questions please, no photos and questions.
Speaker 1: But at this point, like you have to be as
Speaker 1: Chandela called it on this podcast, Delta diamond fish, which
Speaker 1: means you have the diamond status. Yes, I'm a diamond diva.
Speaker 1: Diamonds and Meatball is um I love She's my favorite queen.
Speaker 1: But yes, I'm a diamond Diva. I used to be
Speaker 1: a Delta three six day, a secret club where they
Speaker 1: send you Tiffany's crystal wait from. I think it might
Speaker 1: be the ship because I do still fly almost the
Speaker 1: same amount, it's not more, but they pick you up
Speaker 1: if you've a connecting flight. That still sometimes happens. A
Speaker 1: connecting flight, send me in a suit, will be there
Speaker 1: with your name and then take you down stairs into
Speaker 1: a Porsche, drive you on the tarmac to your next gate.
Speaker 1: That's incredible, It's nice. The first time it happened, I
Speaker 1: was so high and he had my name on it,
Speaker 1: and I was like he was wearing a stud Is
Speaker 1: he a cop? Yeah? No? And then I was like
Speaker 1: mom her, He's like, what do you say? So earlier
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't you look like the shadiest
Speaker 1: motherfucker ever hospitality, But then all of a sudden, it's
Speaker 1: like your stone. You go with a man with a
Speaker 1: suit who knows your name, takes you down to the
Speaker 1: like street part of the airport. I'm calling it the
Speaker 1: street park. It's the runway, you know, the street around
Speaker 1: the road. Um, and then they drive you up to
Speaker 1: the down plane. Huh. It is opulence at its best
Speaker 1: because then everyone stares at you. And truly, I travel
Speaker 1: like a little boy. I have very bad acne scars.
Speaker 1: I wear a little Harry Potter glasses, like my little
Speaker 1: hat on the backpack, and they're like, why is she special?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I, you have no idea of my powers.
Speaker 1: They don't know they're watching you on the flip. Oh.
Speaker 1: That's the best part is when you like get special
Speaker 1: treatment somewhere in public and people like look at you
Speaker 1: and they were just like confused. The best part is
Speaker 1: that you like they can imagine whatever they want, doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: does it make a difference, You're still getting this is like,
Speaker 1: but Bowen and our friend Dave Mazzoni and I went
Speaker 1: to Universal Studios, and Bowen works for the National Broadcasting
Speaker 1: So we got this pass that allowed us to like
Speaker 1: go to the front of the line, which was only
Speaker 1: Bowen and make a wish. Kids were getting it. It's
Speaker 1: just very and so basically like we were just like
Speaker 1: walking up and giving them the pass. And because he's
Speaker 1: an employee of the company. Everyone went looked at us like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: come with us, sweetheart, like like it could be our
Speaker 1: like it could have been our last days. It was
Speaker 1: chilling in a way. Yeah, it was like and but
Speaker 1: the way that some people would would they would take
Speaker 1: the it was called the olden got past. They were
Speaker 1: taking on their hands and they would say, oh, it's
Speaker 1: now my responsibility to show you a good time. Come
Speaker 1: with me, and like slowly walking to us, and are
Speaker 1: you enjoying your day? Is it good? Forest kindness is
Speaker 1: so upset it, but I do love it. It's it's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's professional force. Wait talk to us about because because
Speaker 1: we cut the short newcomers. So you're it's you and
Speaker 1: Lauren la watching the Stars. We're discussing one of us
Speaker 1: had seen them and someone on Twitter star Wars star Wars.
Speaker 1: So Lauren lapis Nicole Buyer watching Star Wars for the
Speaker 1: first time and it's a podcast and we're doing it
Speaker 1: in order police four five, six, one two three got
Speaker 1: to say really confusing that way, Yes, yes, because you're like, wait, what, Palaltine,
Speaker 1: what I just watched a return of the sifth fifth
Speaker 1: fifth Coming Coming and the team when he turns into
Speaker 1: that potato thing like he looks it's like from the Exorcist.
Speaker 1: Everyone's just chill with it. Yeah, there's I have issues
Speaker 1: with like the chill factor of everybody. Sure, Okay, So
Speaker 1: I want to ask, because I actually I'm a Star
Speaker 1: Wars queen. Do you consider yourself a Star Wars um?
Speaker 1: Sort of? Sort of? All right, we're gonna take a
Speaker 1: quick break and then we're gonna be right back with
Speaker 1: Nicole Buyer. Okay, and we're back with Nicole. Yes, so
Speaker 1: we're we actually um but you. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I grew up on them. Thoughts on short thoughts on
Speaker 1: each of the film's the first one a New Hope,
Speaker 1: how feeling now too much dessert, too much, to a
Speaker 1: lot of desert. And then it's almost like an indie
Speaker 1: space moving right exactly because I think, well, it's technically
Speaker 1: was a Western. Well that's they're actually space Westerns. They
Speaker 1: really are, so they formulaically do follow a Western. So
Speaker 1: that was the whole idea that George Lucas had was
Speaker 1: I'm going to make a Western in space. Yes, learning
Speaker 1: new things that I will never retain. Give Thoughts on
Speaker 1: Empire strikes Back. I liked Empire strikes Back. That was
Speaker 1: the one with the e walks it well the woman
Speaker 1: Return of the Jedi, So Empire strikes Back is when
Speaker 1: they go to the Cloud City with Billy Williams. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I love Billy. Yes, Billy's very Yeah, Lando Crusanne, but
Speaker 1: I like Land Cruisann brother, I like Miss Cruisann okay um.
Speaker 1: And then returning the Return of the Jedi was we
Speaker 1: walked town like Cuckoo. Job was great. I love that.
Speaker 1: Was that the opening scene in the Job. But no,
Speaker 1: that's just it's he's got Carrie Fisher in a gold bikini.
Speaker 1: Honestly looking at Carrie Fisher's body, Oh my god, all
Speaker 1: that cooked? Did you goodb we cut that out? Can't
Speaker 1: we do that? I maybe not keep that, I would
Speaker 1: say with the spirit of Carrie Fisher knows she was
Speaker 1: on coke and would be cool enough to admit it.
Speaker 1: In fact, in her book, she was like so like
Speaker 1: she was like front of she was like flipping through
Speaker 1: the movie. This part I was zoned out on coke.
Speaker 1: This part I was owned out on coke. The way
Speaker 1: she delivers the line, like when there's a scene where
Speaker 1: I'm a freak. There's a scene where like she un
Speaker 1: freezes Han Solo hot Harrison Ford out of the cryogenically thing,
Speaker 1: and he said, who is that? And she goes, she
Speaker 1: takeoff her mask and she goes someone who loves you,
Speaker 1: and it's like she was zwned out on coke at
Speaker 1: that point. Apparently the hot part, which is the ice
Speaker 1: planet Empire, strikes back. They came out a few years
Speaker 1: ago and said everyone was on tons of coke doing that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's just how movies got made.
Speaker 1: Was just cooked. Well you know that. Dennis Quaid said
Speaker 1: on Watch What Happens Live that in some of his
Speaker 1: movies there was a thinly veiled coke budget. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: movies in the eighties had like disguised in the budgeting
Speaker 1: they had. That's amazing. I want to time travel to that. Yes,
Speaker 1: I want to time travel. And then some morph into
Speaker 1: a white woman. So okay, So those are the originals.
Speaker 1: We have mixed feelings these the new ones with Natalie Portman.
Speaker 1: Natalie Okay is trying her hardest, Harry Young anakin because
Speaker 1: Hayden Christiansen, my God is a brick. He truly emotes nothing.
Speaker 1: So then when he turns into Darth Vader. You're just like, okay,
Speaker 1: sure whatever he's so, he's like a wet blanket. He
Speaker 1: is so fucking boring. They have zero fucking chemists. And
Speaker 1: then I'm like, who's doing Natalie Portman's hair? It's different
Speaker 1: in every fucking scene that those queen hairstylists, but nobody's
Speaker 1: ever with her. That's true. Where are we to believe
Speaker 1: that she's doing her own up? Dudes? I mean no,
Speaker 1: because there's a scene where she's brushing curls and I
Speaker 1: was like, there's no way she's doing her own Hair's
Speaker 1: George Lucas directing. Okay, so you're in the corner brushing
Speaker 1: your curly hair. He's like, okay, whatever. I cashed the
Speaker 1: check already. Um. But the movie I loved the most
Speaker 1: was the Star Wars Holiday Special. Like We've seen you've
Speaker 1: never seen. Diane Carol sings a song in it. Be
Speaker 1: Arthur is credited as Beatrice Arthur. She is in it.
Speaker 1: There is a drag queen who is a cooking show.
Speaker 1: This came out in the eighties. Yes, girl, it is
Speaker 1: a mess. I've never laughed harder. The first ten minutes
Speaker 1: is Chewbacca and his family or no, Chewbacca is away,
Speaker 1: so it's his family, just like on a mission with
Speaker 1: Hans Solo. And so his dad is itchy, his son
Speaker 1: is lumpy, and his wife's name is mal, which is
Speaker 1: bad in Spanish. She's like a bad wife. She can't cook.
Speaker 1: She also like puts on an apron at one point,
Speaker 1: You're like, you're naked, honestly, so special. So okay, So
Speaker 1: you've the Star Wars Holiday Special ranks among the number
Speaker 1: one ranks? Number one? Have you seen the new new Ones? No,
Speaker 1: that's next? And I just watched the trailer for and
Speaker 1: I'm like into it, even though I'm like, who the
Speaker 1: funk are these people? I don't know who nobody is. Well,
Speaker 1: you see special characters, you see original characters. It's for
Speaker 1: beat a new hope. So Force Awakens like essentially recreates
Speaker 1: a new hope in a way for the kids now.
Speaker 1: But the two new ones there are terms go way off.
Speaker 1: I still haven't seen Rid Sky I like Rise of Skywalker.
Speaker 1: And I'm very unpopular for this opinion, and I really
Speaker 1: I cannot wait to listen to hear what you think,
Speaker 1: because I think that the like campiness of like the
Speaker 1: old movies are actually what people loved about them and
Speaker 1: have been what's missing from Don't you think that there
Speaker 1: was camp? There was some camp element to one, two,
Speaker 1: and three, though I think a little bit you're breaking
Speaker 1: and you're breaking hard. Yeah, but I don't think that.
Speaker 1: But I think it's camp done wrong. So like the
Speaker 1: announcers in Phantom Menace during the pod chasing scene, they
Speaker 1: say is going to last thirty minutes, and then it
Speaker 1: does because George Lucas don't understand that things don't have
Speaker 1: to be in real time. H those ancers are super
Speaker 1: It's like for what that we didn't need that. That's
Speaker 1: like the wrong type of camp. Yeah. Bruce Lanche was
Speaker 1: a writer on the holiday special that give an idea
Speaker 1: of how campy it is. Yeah, good, it's great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm decided to see what you think about and also
Speaker 1: I would I would request, I know we spoke about
Speaker 1: Disney before, you have your thoughts, but you and Lapis,
Speaker 1: I think we go to Galaxy's but we need to
Speaker 1: figure out how to be important people and not waiting lines.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's about what about dress I was
Speaker 1: going to say, maybe there's like a laptist Durassic World
Speaker 1: connection universal. I feel like you guys, will you know,
Speaker 1: let's let's put the call out there, if if, if
Speaker 1: you have some connection to Disney to help Nicole and
Speaker 1: Lauren sort of please help us, Please help that. You
Speaker 1: gotta get them on the Rise of the Resistance. That's
Speaker 1: the new big ride. We're doing it soon. We're doing it.
Speaker 1: I've done it and it's amazing. Is it a roller coaster?
Speaker 1: It's it's like it's like it's like a Disney ride.
Speaker 1: It's like you're getting a little car and they take
Speaker 1: you around and it's like, oh god, things are going wrong.
Speaker 1: That was my impression of and Drouid. That's good. That's
Speaker 1: that's very artish. Son, that's really good. Do you watch
Speaker 1: you understand Lauren? Lauren, Daddy ddy. He's passed on two
Speaker 1: of us. He passed on the two of us as
Speaker 1: a package deal. Is that what you're saying, No, he's
Speaker 1: passed Not everything's about you. Wait are you? Are you
Speaker 1: watching the Star Wars things now and being like I
Speaker 1: understand the cultural importance this has or no, you're very
Speaker 1: confused by it. It's so confused. Um. But and then
Speaker 1: like all of the characters have the wildest names, and
Speaker 1: then like every movie will have a normal name, like
Speaker 1: in Revenge of the Sith, there's a character name Commander Cody,
Speaker 1: so then there's like Nabu Dab. And it is so
Speaker 1: funny the way that when you realize that, like they
Speaker 1: didn't just stumble into the world with these names, like
Speaker 1: someone had to name them. And that man his name
Speaker 1: was George Lucas, and he was like, this is Boone
Speaker 1: Tray and she's a pilot, the greatest one, and that's Narnoon.
Speaker 1: It's like, what, Also, his son is in Revenge of
Speaker 1: the Sith and his son's name as Jet, and his
Speaker 1: character's name is z I think I got that right,
Speaker 1: But it's like, also, you know what, Revenge of the
Speaker 1: Sith offers an amazing instance of no Matt. When I
Speaker 1: tell you, I was just sitting on my fo are
Speaker 1: enjoying the movie and that moment happened. I laughed, maybe
Speaker 1: so hard that my neighbors were like someone's diet. I
Speaker 1: laughed so hard. It is so jarring, And I was
Speaker 1: did they ask him to like dead in his voice,
Speaker 1: to sound like a Christensen? It was because it was
Speaker 1: because they did. James Earl Jones himself to say no, yes,
Speaker 1: it's so funny. They should go to prison. And then
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have laughed when he got all burnt up,
Speaker 1: but like this graphic it was so wild. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is a children's mo. It wasn't a crazy I
Speaker 1: think it was like the first one that was rated
Speaker 1: PG their team because of his graphic burning body. Yes,
Speaker 1: and then they just stick him in that black suit
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you need oxygen to heal burns like
Speaker 1: he sticks. You know, it's all They're a mess. It's
Speaker 1: all a mess. But that's why people like them. I
Speaker 1: you know what I amswering to see why people like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is silly, it is. That's I guess why whenever
Speaker 1: anyone is like these movies they're not like they used
Speaker 1: to be. It's like, no, you're just a grown adults.
Speaker 1: You fool, you fool these fools. They think that like
Speaker 1: these movies are going to like hit them in the
Speaker 1: gut the way they did when they were a child.
Speaker 1: It's like and then people are like reading Daisy really
Speaker 1: for acting, and I'm like, have you seen Mark Hamill act?
Speaker 1: We love the girl that she's as as good as
Speaker 1: Mark Camp. I'm saying that she is doing what the
Speaker 1: other girls did not do, which is give a performance.
Speaker 1: And meanwhile mark Ham was like, oh dad, the day
Speaker 1: of a system. And meanwhile, Daisy really is like giving
Speaker 1: you single tear Adam Driver is giving you? Adam Driver?
Speaker 1: Is he click click low wrist clucks kylo Kylo's actually
Speaker 1: it's rule of culture number eleven? Is he cluck loran kluck?
Speaker 1: Would you fuck Adam Driver? Slash clock low? Yeah, we
Speaker 1: discussed this. He has this quiet intensity to him. I mean,
Speaker 1: I've never met him. This is when I am perceiving.
Speaker 1: It's like a quiet intense that he would like drill
Speaker 1: my whole. Yeah. Well, if you've seen Girls, you know
Speaker 1: that he's a real whole driller, or at least the
Speaker 1: character of Adam in the in the show was absolutely
Speaker 1: can you believe that he was in Girls? This is
Speaker 1: something so crazy to you? Is something so crazy to me?
Speaker 1: The way that Adam Driver became famous was as the
Speaker 1: weirdest fuck boy in Yeah now has an action figure? Y, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's crazy what can happen for him? And two times?
Speaker 1: Two times? Wait? Two times story? The marriage story and
Speaker 1: of course we know one time, no, I believe he
Speaker 1: was not for another Oscar for supporting Look it up.
Speaker 1: Look it up. Well, we look this up. We're gonna
Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll be right back with
Speaker 1: Nicole Buyer. And we're back with Nicole Buyer and the
Speaker 1: information that Adam Driver was nominated for Best Supporting Actor
Speaker 1: for a Black Klansman. Oh, that's right, which you forget
Speaker 1: and he Y'll say this. I like the movie, but
Speaker 1: I really hated that the last image of the movie
Speaker 1: was a white woman of Black Klansman. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: The last image was that woman who was killed. I
Speaker 1: think in North Carolina that her death was like bad? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, that was like was compared to the suffering
Speaker 1: of the It was like, this was a black movie.
Speaker 1: Why why was the last image we see of a
Speaker 1: white woman? I think, Oh, I'm going to get red
Speaker 1: for that artist. All right, I heard radio has a
Speaker 1: wide reach. You're gonna come from me. We can, we can,
Speaker 1: we can cut around it if need be. No, we're
Speaker 1: not gonna cut around it. Just like we're gonna make
Speaker 1: sure that we feature the part where Nicole says that
Speaker 1: Carrie Fisher did because guess what, it's actually a real
Speaker 1: culture number twenty Carrie Fisher did coke coke, and she
Speaker 1: had a healthy distance from it after sobriety. Absolutely she did,
Speaker 1: so it's fine. Real fact though about carry Fisher, she
Speaker 1: did become addicted to coke later in her life. But cocaine, cocaine,
Speaker 1: Coca cola, the soda that has coke, It used to
Speaker 1: have cocaine and did. Which is so much fun that
Speaker 1: someone's like, let's make drugs bubbly yeah and drinkable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's drink these drugs. You're a big stoner, right, not
Speaker 1: a huge stoner, but I do like an edible. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you know where I went last night, Lowell Farms.
Speaker 1: The cafe is there food, there's food, there's like weed food,
Speaker 1: there's we drinks, which is why I bring this up.
Speaker 1: We drinks. I like them. This is the first one
Speaker 1: I had ever had. It was so interesting. Was it
Speaker 1: like a CBD or like weed? I mean I think
Speaker 1: it was weed because grass Madre has like CBD and fuse.
Speaker 1: I've had a CBD like latte and it put me
Speaker 1: too bad. Yes, yeah, which was which it will do
Speaker 1: what it was? It was fun and actually it actually
Speaker 1: was like really cool. I will say this though you
Speaker 1: would you would not be surprised to hear the service
Speaker 1: was like terrible stone. The girl on us was like, alright, guys, absolutely,
Speaker 1: are you guys like having the best time. It's like
Speaker 1: we ordered fries and three hours ago She's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, yes you did order fries. Okay, I'll be back,
Speaker 1: and then she was like, all right, you guys have
Speaker 1: been fun. It's like the fries. The fries. Though, I
Speaker 1: just I like smoking weed, but I can't wrap my
Speaker 1: mind around my whole personality being like this is what
Speaker 1: I love. Yeah, no, no, I think I truly think
Speaker 1: it's an age thing. I mean for people who like
Speaker 1: maintain it throughout their lives, that's great, but like for me,
Speaker 1: it's this thing that I just kind of grew out.
Speaker 1: If I still smoke it, I I would say I
Speaker 1: do smoke every day, but now it's like before bed thing.
Speaker 1: My boyfriend is the most functional stoner I've ever met
Speaker 1: in my He smokes more with than anyone. He like
Speaker 1: wigs and bags and like is like able to live life.
Speaker 1: And then I forget it is me that uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I've dated several men who would just from the time
Speaker 1: they woke up to the time they went to bed,
Speaker 1: and they were like, fine, it wasn't like wed be
Speaker 1: together and like you're just stoned and you're not listening.
Speaker 1: It's like they listened to better rather better. I will
Speaker 1: say this, this brings them back to Star Wars. But
Speaker 1: I was a little stoned when I saw Rise of
Speaker 1: Skywalker and I made the mistake Matt Wicker and I
Speaker 1: went to go see it in X. Have you experienced this?
Speaker 1: No fucking way it is. The chair is literally moving
Speaker 1: the entire time. If character turns to talk to someone else,
Speaker 1: you go, I know, it's crazy. Thank you. And there's
Speaker 1: water they me in the face. Do they warn you
Speaker 1: because my wig, well, I guess i'd wear a shower
Speaker 1: cap to the movie. You have to go with your
Speaker 1: play gear, god makeup. It was. It was crazy how wet.
Speaker 1: I wasn't, but you, as someone who likes theme park ride,
Speaker 1: you loved No, I mean I loved it. I just
Speaker 1: thought I was a little nervous because like I went
Speaker 1: with a friend who was a little sensitive to that motion,
Speaker 1: and I was like the whole time, I was kind
Speaker 1: of like, oh no, no, I'm gonna have to worry
Speaker 1: like is he gonna paint this? Like while are literally
Speaker 1: gonna like this, but he dropped in and had a
Speaker 1: good time. You get used to it after a while,
Speaker 1: because Julie and I went to go see Maleficent Mistress
Speaker 1: of Evil with you unnecessary and it was truly you
Speaker 1: and Julio sing Mistress of Evil and the stupidest thing
Speaker 1: on brand. Yeah, very on brand for out of us.
Speaker 1: But it was just not not not necessary at all.
Speaker 1: And actually we will be embarrassed for this in three
Speaker 1: years minimum. No, right, I think for no, no, no,
Speaker 1: for for this trend of forty x No. I think
Speaker 1: it's great. I didn't even know it was a thing.
Speaker 1: Oh No, honestly, pick something so insane. Where do I
Speaker 1: go out here? I would imagine they have it at
Speaker 1: like any of the big city walk probably probably city Walk,
Speaker 1: any regal regal in the one why I think, Well,
Speaker 1: I saw it in New York with Matt, so that
Speaker 1: was like and we saw it a regal. Yeah, regal
Speaker 1: theaters have I love that movie theaters are trying everything
Speaker 1: to get people to kind of They're like, we'll give
Speaker 1: you as much booze as you want. You want food,
Speaker 1: We'll give you food, you want chairs and fucking swim
Speaker 1: up this is like a boss forty xxxxx like a boss.
Speaker 1: Whenever one like a boss came out, I we should
Speaker 1: have seen it. We should have seen it. Did you
Speaker 1: see it? I didn't didn't make it. I didn't make
Speaker 1: it to the theater. It's for us. It's truly women
Speaker 1: and gay men. Yes, it's it's like the Nicole Bayer,
Speaker 1: Matt Rodgers, Bow and Yang of movies. But it was
Speaker 1: only of movies that I'm just gonna watch at home.
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like. And I'll
Speaker 1: tell you who was so funny promoting it with Salmahick.
Speaker 1: She was on every talk show being like this is funny,
Speaker 1: is funny, and it was just like you could tell.
Speaker 1: They were like, send Salama out, let her do whatever,
Speaker 1: but talk about someone who's gotten lost in the conversation.
Speaker 1: But is fun and crazy. It's a good time. She's
Speaker 1: a good time. Don't she breastfed someone else's baby? No, no,
Speaker 1: what tell us? I think maybe she's just maybe at
Speaker 1: some point and I'm not sure where she was hold on,
Speaker 1: let me google she was offering the titty to the
Speaker 1: children of others. She breastfed another woman's baby. I hope
Speaker 1: I'm not making this up wild thing to make it
Speaker 1: sounds it sounds like it tracks. I mean, yeah, she's
Speaker 1: the giving type. I mean. Also, did you see Rose
Speaker 1: Dammies episode interview with her Rose Dammy Out Magazine. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't see this like somehow because she's in, because
Speaker 1: she's in the eternals that's coming out she is. And
Speaker 1: so Rose was like, how do you feel about Marvel
Speaker 1: like introducing queer characters into the universe? And then she
Speaker 1: like gave just like a really sweet answer. She's like,
Speaker 1: I think it's amazing and we get to see you know,
Speaker 1: people as you know, gay people as normal, not that
Speaker 1: they're not normal, but you know, she like dimps into
Speaker 1: this like really like Yike's territory, and then she immediately
Speaker 1: swings out of it and it's great, Okay, you found Okay,
Speaker 1: give the Samaha said her decision to breastfeed another woman's
Speaker 1: tresh was an attempt to diminish the stigma placed on
Speaker 1: women for breastfeeding. At the time, she was still breastfeeding
Speaker 1: her one year old daughter, So she's snatched some she said, daughter,
Speaker 1: give me a child. This means that's amazing. I'm in
Speaker 1: the eternals and I'm like, what if that baby hadn't
Speaker 1: latched onto the mother yet, because sometimes it's hard for
Speaker 1: and then that baby was like I love Salma High
Speaker 1: xty and this woman is just like I kill yeah
Speaker 1: bye mom at these Salma High activities once a lot
Speaker 1: of time and then you can't give It's just me
Speaker 1: and the titties and a French billionaire. I think, yes,
Speaker 1: she's a billionaire. Yes, she's actually rich as absolute funk.
Speaker 1: That's like Eve Eve is married to a very rich
Speaker 1: investing man. Yeah yeah, yeah, wait celebrities that are billionaires
Speaker 1: that you did not know Salma Eve. I believe Tina Turner.
Speaker 1: I think she's married to some Yes, I think you're right, businessman,
Speaker 1: because she lives in like Sweden, only it doesn't come
Speaker 1: to the States ever. Um, Julia Louis Dreyfuss born a billionaire.
Speaker 1: Yes did you know this? Like I don't know how
Speaker 1: like her family is like international, like I want to
Speaker 1: say they're like in shipping, like, but I could be
Speaker 1: making that up. Does this sound weird? Like it does
Speaker 1: not take away from not at all how I enjoy her. No,
Speaker 1: she's I think she's a very grounded actress and she's
Speaker 1: very funny. Yeah. I mean she's actually one of the
Speaker 1: top so funny veep is so it's good, it's absurd
Speaker 1: how funny it is. God yeah, and it was. It
Speaker 1: was one of those shows too. It's like, you know
Speaker 1: how people were like, oh, thirty Rock. You know, over
Speaker 1: the years, it's gotten like not as funny. I actually
Speaker 1: would disagree so much. I think we're just desensitized to
Speaker 1: how funny, to the style of style stitcom that was.
Speaker 1: I just watched the hundred Episodes special again last night
Speaker 1: and I was laughing, my damn ass off, it's so funny.
Speaker 1: I actually think it hurt unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt to that
Speaker 1: Dirty Rock was so funny because everyone it's used to
Speaker 1: that level of excedence from Tina and I think, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but they're working on a new show that looks very
Speaker 1: Holly Hunter and I mean, what a dream. I was like,
Speaker 1: is there a part for me? And they were like, goodbye, Nicole.
Speaker 1: Oh you have to even say good n No, Nicle,
Speaker 1: are you having your door knockdown? No, that's what You're undeniable.
Speaker 1: I feel like you are the biggest still audition. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I still yeah, I mean it's it's interesting. And
Speaker 1: sometimes a lot of parts that I go out for
Speaker 1: go to unknown people. Why are we giving them chances?
Speaker 1: I've been known, I did the Work's just give me
Speaker 1: a part. That's so crazy to me. It's but it's
Speaker 1: not like a path, it's not like a window that's
Speaker 1: like in fixed in one place. It's like it will
Speaker 1: all come. I feel like I might just be speaking
Speaker 1: from a place of like total out of touchiness, but
Speaker 1: it's it's I'm just like, Oh, this stuff all just
Speaker 1: happens when it needs to, right, No, that's how I feel.
Speaker 1: I think everything happens for a reason. I think you
Speaker 1: get things when you're ready for them. But you're like,
Speaker 1: you've been ready. She read that? Was she ready? Is
Speaker 1: this my co remember that white woman on the red carpet?
Speaker 1: And remember you remember that? Yes, okay, she ready? She
Speaker 1: goes she ready, She's ready, and then she's is what
Speaker 1: got me? And then I retweeted it and I said
Speaker 1: this is a hate crime. People were like, you don't
Speaker 1: understand what I hate crime? Understand not satire but like
Speaker 1: just a joke. It was just like, so why would
Speaker 1: you ever think I actually thought that was And then
Speaker 1: Tiffany was like, that's mom, and I was like, Tiffany,
Speaker 1: you don't get that. I'm kidding. It was like a
Speaker 1: time come on, it's she ready, She's ready, cheese ready.
Speaker 1: Maybe a damn explorer read, oh my god, are you ready? Well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. We have to ask the question because
Speaker 1: we have not yet asked it. And here's the question
Speaker 1: that we ask you, Nicole Buyer. This is the podcast
Speaker 1: Last Culture. That's where we're exploring your culture that defined
Speaker 1: and helped curate the person that you are. So we
Speaker 1: ask you, Nicole, what was the culture that made you
Speaker 1: say culture is for me? Okay? I really thought about
Speaker 1: this and I was like, what is it? Was it
Speaker 1: like sneakers because I love sneakers. For a while, I
Speaker 1: was like fake nails. I loved intrigram fake nails for
Speaker 1: a while. Is it wigs? Is it weaves? And I
Speaker 1: figured it out it's reality television. This is a huge
Speaker 1: specifically like Jenny Jones, Ricky like and Maury give it up?
Speaker 1: Where are my fucking everything? Growing up? Like oh and
Speaker 1: Jerry Spring Let's not forget about And I understand that
Speaker 1: a lot of it was staged, but like growing up,
Speaker 1: I thought it was all real. I thought these people
Speaker 1: really acted like this real life. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: they could be crazy. I guess I could be a
Speaker 1: little while too, But just how staged is it? Is
Speaker 1: there like a definitive entswer to this? Do they kind
Speaker 1: of give after situations or is it real people? Like
Speaker 1: what's happening? I think they're real people, maybe with real
Speaker 1: issues and then maybe producers like put like a in
Speaker 1: their head to be like maybe you say this to
Speaker 1: your friend who cheated on you or whatever. Because if
Speaker 1: you remember Jenny Jones, I think she ended her show
Speaker 1: because it was an episode where a gay man came
Speaker 1: out to like a childhood friend and the childhood friend
Speaker 1: didn't take it well and murdered that gay man. I'm like, so,
Speaker 1: like yeah, like reality and like talk shows like that,
Speaker 1: it's like it toes the line between like like is
Speaker 1: this is this? Like? Oh well, like I love ninety fiance.
Speaker 1: These people are fucking fantastic, idiot. I love them so much.
Speaker 1: Even the ones who aren't are like WHOA Like on
Speaker 1: this season there's that girl who's in Jersey who's just
Speaker 1: like very much an activist, very smart, who do you
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking at? You talking about Tanya. Tanya,
Speaker 1: she's like Tany and Sinjin. Yes you like Tanya. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I like, it's not just stupid people. Yes,
Speaker 1: she is like an activist. She is like a hippie
Speaker 1: dippy special person. She seems like a very like l
Speaker 1: a girl because you're like, the way she talks to
Speaker 1: her fiance is crazy. And then during their ninety days
Speaker 1: together they only have ninety days to get married, she
Speaker 1: left for thirty of those days to become a witch
Speaker 1: doctor in Coaster Rica, And just like is this real?
Speaker 1: It's so good and you truly contract like your fascination
Speaker 1: with a fiance now like back to like the way
Speaker 1: you s a Jenny Jones and yeah, and like when
Speaker 1: I was little, it would like inspire me to do things.
Speaker 1: I remember this specific Rickey Lake episode for this woman
Speaker 1: had her hair weaved up into a helicopter that worked,
Speaker 1: and I being like, lady could have a helicopter, I
Speaker 1: can have anything on my end. Wait wait wait, she
Speaker 1: she was actualizing pop hur Yes, this black woman did it,
Speaker 1: and she did it well. And I mean she didn't
Speaker 1: flew up into the air, but she did it work.
Speaker 1: It worked. The propellers. Wait, wait, we're saying, did you
Speaker 1: answer the question what it worked? As in it went,
Speaker 1: but she lift up the ground because her country on
Speaker 1: the side worked on the top work. It was amazing.
Speaker 1: I was like, this, Leomon is incredible. That's the first
Speaker 1: time I saw it, like strippers on a stripper pole
Speaker 1: that that's cool to me. Like, yeah, these talk shows
Speaker 1: my name is and I'm good, baby says I'm good.
Speaker 1: I would get my baby, what give me a backet?
Speaker 1: And then if I get aford it, then I guess
Speaker 1: I have to sell it. Yep. I love those teens
Speaker 1: that were like like the whole neighborhoods have the baby
Speaker 1: I'm not having with one not rates different guys. And
Speaker 1: then my mind. And then the poor mother. It was
Speaker 1: like Victoria, she was so sad, the saddest and Victoria was, no,
Speaker 1: don't I don't care, I don't have a baby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like dream of acting like that with my mother. My
Speaker 1: mother is so stressed. And I would like live vicariously
Speaker 1: through these scenes who were like slutty and ceiling. And
Speaker 1: then I loved when they went to boot camp and
Speaker 1: someone was sting with them. They did that to this
Speaker 1: girl and then I remember like, um they Mari was
Speaker 1: having the time of his life because he was like
Speaker 1: Victoria's mother, there's more. Watched this clip and it was
Speaker 1: just Victoria direct to can Bey on like, Mom, I
Speaker 1: know I told you that I never had sex in
Speaker 1: your bed, but I've had sex in your bad upwards
Speaker 1: of a hundred times and I'm not going to stop.
Speaker 1: And then then she was like the mother so sad,
Speaker 1: so sad, and He's like, what do you feel about that?
Speaker 1: You feel? I just like I feel bad, really bad. Also, okay,
Speaker 1: Mori the camera operators like whoever told them to chase
Speaker 1: these people? Like was it a producer or was it
Speaker 1: one brave camera opt I was like, oh, no, good ship. Honestly,
Speaker 1: they must have all seen combat. And then like and Mari,
Speaker 1: I think was very particular in the way that it
Speaker 1: like punched in on people this way, like crazy, Wait,
Speaker 1: what was your Did you pick a favorite out of
Speaker 1: those shows? Like I'm gonna say mine is Jenny Jones,
Speaker 1: but I think mine was Jenny Jones. I just loved
Speaker 1: Jenny because she was so she would just try to
Speaker 1: be so reasonable and she didn't seem like she was
Speaker 1: in on the show, like mari has really like over
Speaker 1: the years, leaned into what his show is. He's still on,
Speaker 1: Yes Girl, I didn't know that. Yes Marie still comes on.
Speaker 1: He is so old and he's still going you are
Speaker 1: not the father. It is in Those are the only
Speaker 1: episodes really hell. Everything else is kind of like untouchable
Speaker 1: because like you can't send teens to boot camp now,
Speaker 1: and then you can't do like I'm going to come
Speaker 1: out to you because like, you don't know, these people
Speaker 1: might be fucking crazy, so truly, that's like all they do,
Speaker 1: or like where are they now? You get some of
Speaker 1: those oh my god, I used to love the big
Speaker 1: baby ones that are big baby can open the refrigerator
Speaker 1: and I put a lock on it, and then you
Speaker 1: see the baby was the best. Honestly, there is something
Speaker 1: to the narrative of you are not the father. It's
Speaker 1: always going to be satisfying to find out. It's like
Speaker 1: those makeover reveals. It's like that and makeover reveals are
Speaker 1: always gonna work. It's like I'm always going to see
Speaker 1: what us bitch looks like by the time they're done. Stakes,
Speaker 1: it is just high stakes. You are not the father,
Speaker 1: and then what if you are? Oh, my god, that
Speaker 1: is a huge thing to find out. Yeah, it's great,
Speaker 1: it's great. Um I. Jenny Jones is my favorite because
Speaker 1: she seemed so far removed from it. She was not
Speaker 1: in the same way on stage. Springer would like poking
Speaker 1: prod and very interesting ways and then also like he
Speaker 1: would let his audience say ship. It was just like
Speaker 1: they were like dog pilot on these people. But I
Speaker 1: love that women would come out shoeless, prepared to fight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ready to go, ready to go. And I was like this,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if it was stage, but
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, you can't just let people fight
Speaker 1: on camera. What if someone gets But it's so they really, um,
Speaker 1: you know. Jerry Springers, like Bodyguard, the guy that would
Speaker 1: like got his own show. He became a celebrity. He
Speaker 1: tried to be like Dr Phil And that's why I
Speaker 1: don't like his show. To drop it in yeah, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know if you've got a brain. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But Springer made it work at the end where you know,
Speaker 1: take care of yourselves and each other, like I mean
Speaker 1: all those little like mini monologues at the end of
Speaker 1: each show. Yeah, he would always do the final word,
Speaker 1: final work, it was. Those were always very well conceived.
Speaker 1: I think that is it. But yes, the thoughts probably
Speaker 1: we showed people in an hour of trash, we better
Speaker 1: say like one redeemable thing. Yeah, I don't I wonder
Speaker 1: if Jerry Springer still comes on. I don't know if
Speaker 1: he's still on the air hosting the show. But if
Speaker 1: you're telling me Maria's still on. So these people on
Speaker 1: television that are still on, like I guess Pat Sajack
Speaker 1: like still hosts Will of Fortune? Does Vannah White up
Speaker 1: there spinning those tiles to the bitter ends? It's I mean,
Speaker 1: those are those are like relics. And I'm not even
Speaker 1: in terms of age, but in terms of like television. No,
Speaker 1: but like those things have been on since the late
Speaker 1: eighties only nineties. Yeah, it's like it's raised maybe even
Speaker 1: before that. That was that was culture. That was a
Speaker 1: culture when like the seven o'clock moment before like real
Speaker 1: TV quote unuote would come on, like the Wheel of Fortune,
Speaker 1: Jeopardy of it All, and then the dates we did
Speaker 1: you watch soaps? Did you guys watch My mother loved soaps.
Speaker 1: My mother tape soaps, and then she did laundry at
Speaker 1: night just like catchup, loved them. I couldn't get into them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's hard. The passions I would watch and I was
Speaker 1: I was an ABC girl, so it was all my children,
Speaker 1: General Hospital, Port Charles, One Life to Live. Those were
Speaker 1: like the ones because they all were on the Pine
Speaker 1: Valley universe. You know who loves you? Know who loves
Speaker 1: this ship Madison Like it's like a soap, of course,
Speaker 1: but I'm telling you some of these plotlines, it's like
Speaker 1: you wish they were still on because they are so
Speaker 1: fucking stupid. It's basically, you are not the father the
Speaker 1: fictional show. I love that. Wait, oh my god, but
Speaker 1: how do you feel about the landscape now? Because because
Speaker 1: you're like a multiple wend you and wend your pals.
Speaker 1: I love wend We I just went all this. Despite
Speaker 1: all the stuff that's gone down lately with Wendy, I'm
Speaker 1: still like Wendy is an old woman who truly does
Speaker 1: not think before she and she means well um, and
Speaker 1: she knows that her own issues. Yes, of course she's
Speaker 1: had a tough fast year, but anytime you go on
Speaker 1: it's it's you can tell she loves you. She is
Speaker 1: very kind to me and one of her producers like,
Speaker 1: she actually thinks you're funny, And I was like, actually,
Speaker 1: I like that means she tells them that when she
Speaker 1: doesn't like somebody, she's fun I really like her. She
Speaker 1: had Actually we we interviewed her for her Vulture fest
Speaker 1: like tribute and she was all business like. We didn't
Speaker 1: really get We didn't really get like the you do
Speaker 1: a moment with her. Checked in with her before this,
Speaker 1: and I think it might have been tough time she
Speaker 1: was she was still with Kevin though, did she seven?
Speaker 1: After she had got to say? She served face when
Speaker 1: she went down? Oh yeah, it's a saved gift on
Speaker 1: my phone dressed as the statue of Liberty herself. Yes,
Speaker 1: Like is there anything campier? Do you know? Of course
Speaker 1: its gay culture. I love it. Yeah, but he knows
Speaker 1: what a moment that was. I think it's also it's
Speaker 1: kind of goofy that, like people would pick on her
Speaker 1: now for of course it's bad that she said the
Speaker 1: going down thing about what did she What she said was, um, well,
Speaker 1: this is a tragic story. But Drew Carey's ex girlfriends
Speaker 1: was pushed to her death by by it, I guess
Speaker 1: a boyfriend or another ex boyfriend and she passed away,
Speaker 1: and so Drew carry host The Prices, right, and Wendy
Speaker 1: Williams was talking about this and she said come on down,
Speaker 1: which is like brutal, and no one in the I
Speaker 1: mean we laugh because it's so instant laughing. No, no
Speaker 1: one is laughing. Um, I'm only laughing because Nicole. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's because it's so crazy. But see, you can't say that,
Speaker 1: you can it is a good job if you break
Speaker 1: it down. Come on down as a phrase as the Prices, right,
Speaker 1: But there's some girl came on down, So like theoretically
Speaker 1: good job, yeah, I mean, but there's situation and very
Speaker 1: too soon. I think it would also always be to
Speaker 1: some of course, this is my thing with Mindy, and
Speaker 1: this is my favorite thing about Wendy is that she
Speaker 1: did this whole cheerful apology the other day about I'm
Speaker 1: saying that, you know, people, gay men should do drag
Speaker 1: because women and go through you know, menzies and all
Speaker 1: this stuff. And then she apologizes for because she didn't
Speaker 1: know it was transphobic or whatever. And then she she
Speaker 1: says in this in the video, I never anything I
Speaker 1: do on the show never comes from a place of mouth,
Speaker 1: which looks like a bag on fire. Premise of the
Speaker 1: Wedding Blames show was so she could shoot on people
Speaker 1: on camera, so that they would know if she looked
Speaker 1: like as she shot on, because she did them for
Speaker 1: years on the radio, and she was like, give me,
Speaker 1: we were doing we were do one one day. We
Speaker 1: were amusing ourselves by doing Wendy Williams. Oh, it was
Speaker 1: just mat I take no part in this. It was
Speaker 1: matching a Wendy, will you unwrap a little? To take
Speaker 1: a too long time to say, I don't think Angelina
Speaker 1: and jelis and thens out truly which it will just
Speaker 1: spend thirty seconds and silent. She just keeps her audience
Speaker 1: in full blow sense. I'm here for well, actually, you
Speaker 1: know what's happening. It's actually reaching the point in the
Speaker 1: episode where we do I don't think yes, yes, so
Speaker 1: this is I don't think so, honey, And this is
Speaker 1: your first ever I don't think, never done it because
Speaker 1: we have asked you to do the show and I
Speaker 1: have not, and you have not been availed. But this
Speaker 1: is a moment in time, moment in time. I also
Speaker 1: can't believe it's because we don't record episodes in l
Speaker 1: A but I feel like this is like a podcast
Speaker 1: you should have been on nineteen times or absolutely and
Speaker 1: now that we're here in Los Angeles, I've wanted to
Speaker 1: be hunt for a long well I know, literally you've
Speaker 1: been top of our list, and then like when we
Speaker 1: come out to l A, like you're either in New
Speaker 1: York or traveling or whatever you want to ask, because
Speaker 1: I didn't want to seem like I was thirsty. No, No,
Speaker 1: You're welcome anytime. You are truly the ideal guest for
Speaker 1: the ideal Ghosts. And that's what we said, Well we're
Speaker 1: going to have a first guest, let's have it be
Speaker 1: the one's the one podcast, um. And so this for
Speaker 1: everyone that's catching up. Maybe you're a new fan of
Speaker 1: the podcast. If you this is your first time listening
Speaker 1: because of our new Daddy's and Mommy's I Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: Thank you for making it to this point. What I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey, bow, I don't think so honeys
Speaker 1: are a one minute segment. We take one minute to
Speaker 1: rail on something against culture or in our lives and
Speaker 1: eating in general, while repeating the phrase I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey. If we'd like and going absolutely off, it's
Speaker 1: about an economy of rage. So I actually have one. Okay,
Speaker 1: you have one, So this is Matt Rodgers. I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey. As time starts now, I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey. Yes we're going back to planes. People who
Speaker 1: have a problem with my ass reclining. Okay, So all
Speaker 1: of a sudden in the news, absolute fools. I need
Speaker 1: to turn around and ask you if I need to recline, bitch. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. You're gonna make this an
Speaker 1: issue now after people are already in my lap for decades. Girl, No,
Speaker 1: it is the wild West up from the sky. I'll
Speaker 1: be reclining as much as I damn like, as far
Speaker 1: as this can go absolutely back. I do think, so honey.
Speaker 1: You're tapping on my shoulder and being like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry, could you move it up a little bit,
Speaker 1: because yes, I have been you, I have had in
Speaker 1: my lap and I don't like it. I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey. So I am willing to have a collaboration,
Speaker 1: but don't think I'm gonna ask for And I definitely
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. The ce motherfucking oh of Delta
Speaker 1: being like I'm gonna weigh on on this with my
Speaker 1: dumbass and say, yes, you should ask people to recline
Speaker 1: five seconds. No I don't. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: That the coffee is bad, I've been drinking that And
Speaker 1: that's one minute. Girl out a lot of stuff this episode.
Speaker 1: It's a plan centric episode. But can you believe this ship?
Speaker 1: I mean that video is nuts, video is insane, Like
Speaker 1: that man is a lunatic. No, he should go to jail, truly, yes,
Speaker 1: take him straight from the plane to jail. He is crazy.
Speaker 1: And the fact that the woman had like the foresight
Speaker 1: to record it and not just be like what Yes,
Speaker 1: she probably was like stop it and he was like no,
Speaker 1: and then she's like, great, I'll record you. Can you
Speaker 1: even believe like fucking children on plane? Oh yeah, I've
Speaker 1: had my bad moments because I feel that once you
Speaker 1: get up there, you do become a different and darker
Speaker 1: version of yourself. But like some people like it's beyond
Speaker 1: but there's something recognizable in the guy in a way
Speaker 1: that's not not in not in yourself. I've seen this
Speaker 1: man before, absolutely like very entitled and like I need
Speaker 1: to get my way. Yeah. Yeah, it was using like
Speaker 1: the last seat of the plane you chose that, or
Speaker 1: like you didn't pay enough money to choose a seat,
Speaker 1: So sorry, sorry, that's the way it is. And also
Speaker 1: it's like we are all, at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: human beings. Yeah, and you on some of those planes
Speaker 1: you cannot sleep when you're upright, it's you. It's not
Speaker 1: a competition for the body. I couldn't believe when he
Speaker 1: was shaking that seat so hard. But now now it's
Speaker 1: like the motherfucker that's in charge of Delta. And I
Speaker 1: say this as a Delta girl is going to come
Speaker 1: out inside with essentially him, right what. Also, it's a
Speaker 1: thing where it's like, and someone wrote this in Vulture
Speaker 1: about this in Vulture, it's like there's a button on
Speaker 1: the chair that does the thing that you're everyone is
Speaker 1: allowed to do. It's not up for discussion. You're able
Speaker 1: to do it, So you shouldn't ask for pres You
Speaker 1: didn't break the seat to make it happen anyway. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be bowe and yang. Okay, to see
Speaker 1: the thing is often doesn't have no No, I have one.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have one. Okay, this is bone. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, his time, I don't think so honey,
Speaker 1: motherfucking jade rollers. Bitch, mine broke in half on the
Speaker 1: way here. But then I realized, wait, this whole thing
Speaker 1: is bullshit. And I for the beauty bloggers out there
Speaker 1: who are gonna come for me and say, but blah,
Speaker 1: but who are going to try to explain my culture
Speaker 1: to me, don't even try. No. Look, jade rollers you
Speaker 1: put them in the fridge and you roll them on
Speaker 1: your face and they're supposed to tighten your pores or
Speaker 1: like drain out the lymph up up or something. I
Speaker 1: don't think someone, no, no, no, no, no, But see,
Speaker 1: this is not real. This is I am picturing may
Speaker 1: mother when I was like ten years old, just rolling
Speaker 1: around her face and being like looking at it, being
Speaker 1: like this is bullshit, that doesn't work, and putting it away,
Speaker 1: and that is locked into my memory for the rest
Speaker 1: of time. It's pseudoscience. It's not real. Even the Chinese
Speaker 1: people don't think it's So. If you're if you're looking
Speaker 1: up a video on YouTube of like an Asian woman
Speaker 1: with a huge mole on her face saying this is
Speaker 1: how you use a Guasha jade roller, and you believe
Speaker 1: it to be true. You dispelled that from your mind.
Speaker 1: Jade rollers are bad. They break, and they're scam on Amazon.
Speaker 1: That's one minute, and that's one minute. And that I
Speaker 1: if there's anyone I would trust for critique on creature comforts,
Speaker 1: it is, Oh my god, here, my dear friend loves
Speaker 1: a jade roller. It doesn't do anything. She's got very
Speaker 1: sick disease. She's got great skin, she's got amazing but
Speaker 1: also she does other things. It's not just the other stuff.
Speaker 1: It's not Corey, it's I would tell that she has
Speaker 1: a very sick disease and it's taking over her brain.
Speaker 1: It's taking over her brain. Um, but there you go.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to invest than that one. No, not
Speaker 1: at all. Please don't. Okay, this is no coal buyers time.
Speaker 1: Now are you ready? Okay, she's she's gonna pop off.
Speaker 1: She's gonna pop off. This is no coal buyers. I
Speaker 1: don't think so your time starts now. Okay. So I
Speaker 1: was on w W dot oh navy dot com, and
Speaker 1: I know it's not opulence, it's not luxury, but I
Speaker 1: was looking for affordable pants. Why, to my surprise, his
Speaker 1: old Navy selling boot cut jeans. Again, I don't think, so,
Speaker 1: what kind of boots are trying to cover with jeans. Also,
Speaker 1: if you were wearing boots, don't you want the people
Speaker 1: to see them. They're not straight leg, they'rears, they're not
Speaker 1: wide leg. Jeeves are just some middling in between type
Speaker 1: of pants. What's to wear it? I don't think. So.
Speaker 1: I see the streets wearing boot cut jeans, I will
Speaker 1: spinning your face a second and knocking down the stairs
Speaker 1: and say you stupid fucking bit five second, and then
Speaker 1: I will rip them off of you. And then I
Speaker 1: will sell them to a proper with and put them
Speaker 1: back on you and let you back into the world.
Speaker 1: And that's one minute essentially a helpful young woman, very
Speaker 1: healthful boot cut jeans. It's true. People be trying to
Speaker 1: And this is just when I'm wrapping my head around Highwaysted.
Speaker 1: I like the highways that the boot cut I cannot
Speaker 1: who's covering a boot? Yeah? Okay, So here's the deal.
Speaker 1: Here's the deal. Nicole has summer to be she's a show.
Speaker 1: She's a working comedian. Get Catcher Arlington Catcher in Nashville.
Speaker 1: Please get damook all of her program, listen to all
Speaker 1: her podcast. We love her so much, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: For doing this, thanks for squeezing me, and you moved
Speaker 1: your photo shoot. Thank you. That's because we knew it
Speaker 1: was the moment and there couldn't we could not be
Speaker 1: just a little moment in between therapy and a show. Yes,
Speaker 1: spend her up on a microphone. Yes, thank you for
Speaker 1: squeezing us. And so when we were both squeezed in
Speaker 1: and um, actually we're gonna squeeze one thing out before
Speaker 1: we go, which is we end every episode with you
Speaker 1: give me one more montin time when I could be
Speaker 1: the moment uptime, I will be, I will be, I
Speaker 1: will be a rain struggle to pretend