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Speaker 1: say with the spirit of Carrie Fisher knows she was

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Speaker 1: on coke and would be cool enough to admit it.

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Speaker 1: In fact, in her book, she was like so like

424
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Speaker 1: she was like front of she was like flipping through

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00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 1: the movie. This part I was zoned out on coke.

426
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,640
Speaker 1: This part I was owned out on coke. The way

427
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,360
Speaker 1: she delivers the line, like when there's a scene where

428
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 1: I'm a freak. There's a scene where like she un

429
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 1: freezes Han Solo hot Harrison Ford out of the cryogenically thing,

430
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 1: and he said, who is that? And she goes, she

431
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 1: takeoff her mask and she goes someone who loves you,

432
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,679
Speaker 1: and it's like she was zwned out on coke at

433
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 1: that point. Apparently the hot part, which is the ice

434
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 1: planet Empire, strikes back. They came out a few years

435
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 1: ago and said everyone was on tons of coke doing that.

436
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's just how movies got made.

437
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,440
Speaker 1: Was just cooked. Well you know that. Dennis Quaid said

438
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Speaker 1: on Watch What Happens Live that in some of his

439
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 1: movies there was a thinly veiled coke budget. Yeah, and

440
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 1: movies in the eighties had like disguised in the budgeting

441
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 1: they had. That's amazing. I want to time travel to that. Yes,

442
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 1: I want to time travel. And then some morph into

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00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:07,280
Speaker 1: a white woman. So okay, So those are the originals.

444
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,159
Speaker 1: We have mixed feelings these the new ones with Natalie Portman.

445
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 1: Natalie Okay is trying her hardest, Harry Young anakin because

446
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 1: Hayden Christiansen, my God is a brick. He truly emotes nothing.

447
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 1: So then when he turns into Darth Vader. You're just like, okay,

448
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 1: sure whatever he's so, he's like a wet blanket. He

449
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 1: is so fucking boring. They have zero fucking chemists. And

450
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 1: then I'm like, who's doing Natalie Portman's hair? It's different

451
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:42,360
Speaker 1: in every fucking scene that those queen hairstylists, but nobody's

452
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,159
Speaker 1: ever with her. That's true. Where are we to believe

453
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Speaker 1: that she's doing her own up? Dudes? I mean no,

454
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,879
Speaker 1: because there's a scene where she's brushing curls and I

455
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,479
Speaker 1: was like, there's no way she's doing her own Hair's

456
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:58,120
Speaker 1: George Lucas directing. Okay, so you're in the corner brushing

457
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Speaker 1: your curly hair. He's like, okay, whatever. I cashed the

458
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 1: check already. Um. But the movie I loved the most

459
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Speaker 1: was the Star Wars Holiday Special. Like We've seen you've

460
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:17,440
Speaker 1: never seen. Diane Carol sings a song in it. Be

461
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 1: Arthur is credited as Beatrice Arthur. She is in it.

462
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 1: There is a drag queen who is a cooking show.

463
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Speaker 1: This came out in the eighties. Yes, girl, it is

464
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Speaker 1: a mess. I've never laughed harder. The first ten minutes

465
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Speaker 1: is Chewbacca and his family or no, Chewbacca is away,

466
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Speaker 1: so it's his family, just like on a mission with

467
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Speaker 1: Hans Solo. And so his dad is itchy, his son

468
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 1: is lumpy, and his wife's name is mal, which is

469
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Speaker 1: bad in Spanish. She's like a bad wife. She can't cook.

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Speaker 1: She also like puts on an apron at one point,

471
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Speaker 1: You're like, you're naked, honestly, so special. So okay, So

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Speaker 1: you've the Star Wars Holiday Special ranks among the number

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Speaker 1: one ranks? Number one? Have you seen the new new Ones? No,

474
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 1: that's next? And I just watched the trailer for and

475
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Speaker 1: I'm like into it, even though I'm like, who the

476
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 1: funk are these people? I don't know who nobody is. Well,

477
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: you see special characters, you see original characters. It's for

478
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 1: beat a new hope. So Force Awakens like essentially recreates

479
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: a new hope in a way for the kids now.

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00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: But the two new ones there are terms go way off.

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00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,400
Speaker 1: I still haven't seen Rid Sky I like Rise of Skywalker.

482
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 1: And I'm very unpopular for this opinion, and I really

483
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Speaker 1: I cannot wait to listen to hear what you think,

484
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 1: because I think that the like campiness of like the

485
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: old movies are actually what people loved about them and

486
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: have been what's missing from Don't you think that there

487
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Speaker 1: was camp? There was some camp element to one, two,

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00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,160
Speaker 1: and three, though I think a little bit you're breaking

489
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 1: and you're breaking hard. Yeah, but I don't think that.

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00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: But I think it's camp done wrong. So like the

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Speaker 1: announcers in Phantom Menace during the pod chasing scene, they

492
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: say is going to last thirty minutes, and then it

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00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 1: does because George Lucas don't understand that things don't have

494
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 1: to be in real time. H those ancers are super

495
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,360
Speaker 1: It's like for what that we didn't need that. That's

496
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 1: like the wrong type of camp. Yeah. Bruce Lanche was

497
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 1: a writer on the holiday special that give an idea

498
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: of how campy it is. Yeah, good, it's great. Yeah,

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00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: I'm decided to see what you think about and also

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00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 1: I would I would request, I know we spoke about

501
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 1: Disney before, you have your thoughts, but you and Lapis,

502
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 1: I think we go to Galaxy's but we need to

503
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,479
Speaker 1: figure out how to be important people and not waiting lines.

504
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: I feel like there's about what about dress I was

505
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: going to say, maybe there's like a laptist Durassic World

506
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: connection universal. I feel like you guys, will you know,

507
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,239
Speaker 1: let's let's put the call out there, if if, if

508
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: you have some connection to Disney to help Nicole and

509
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: Lauren sort of please help us, Please help that. You

510
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: gotta get them on the Rise of the Resistance. That's

511
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: the new big ride. We're doing it soon. We're doing it.

512
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 1: I've done it and it's amazing. Is it a roller coaster?

513
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,439
Speaker 1: It's it's like it's like it's like a Disney ride.

514
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,880
Speaker 1: It's like you're getting a little car and they take

515
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 1: you around and it's like, oh god, things are going wrong.

516
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 1: That was my impression of and Drouid. That's good. That's

517
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 1: that's very artish. Son, that's really good. Do you watch

518
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 1: you understand Lauren? Lauren, Daddy ddy. He's passed on two

519
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 1: of us. He passed on the two of us as

520
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: a package deal. Is that what you're saying, No, he's

521
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: passed Not everything's about you. Wait are you? Are you

522
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: watching the Star Wars things now and being like I

523
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 1: understand the cultural importance this has or no, you're very

524
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 1: confused by it. It's so confused. Um. But and then

525
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: like all of the characters have the wildest names, and

526
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 1: then like every movie will have a normal name, like

527
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: in Revenge of the Sith, there's a character name Commander Cody,

528
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: so then there's like Nabu Dab. And it is so

529
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 1: funny the way that when you realize that, like they

530
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 1: didn't just stumble into the world with these names, like

531
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: someone had to name them. And that man his name

532
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 1: was George Lucas, and he was like, this is Boone

533
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 1: Tray and she's a pilot, the greatest one, and that's Narnoon.

534
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: It's like, what, Also, his son is in Revenge of

535
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: the Sith and his son's name as Jet, and his

536
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 1: character's name is z I think I got that right,

537
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 1: But it's like, also, you know what, Revenge of the

538
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: Sith offers an amazing instance of no Matt. When I

539
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 1: tell you, I was just sitting on my fo are

540
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: enjoying the movie and that moment happened. I laughed, maybe

541
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 1: so hard that my neighbors were like someone's diet. I

542
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: laughed so hard. It is so jarring, And I was

543
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: did they ask him to like dead in his voice,

544
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: to sound like a Christensen? It was because it was

545
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 1: because they did. James Earl Jones himself to say no, yes,

546
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 1: it's so funny. They should go to prison. And then

547
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have laughed when he got all burnt up,

548
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: but like this graphic it was so wild. I was like,

549
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: this is a children's mo. It wasn't a crazy I

550
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 1: think it was like the first one that was rated

551
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: PG their team because of his graphic burning body. Yes,

552
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: and then they just stick him in that black suit

553
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you need oxygen to heal burns like

554
00:30:54,720 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: he sticks. You know, it's all They're a mess. It's

555
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: all a mess. But that's why people like them. I

556
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: you know what I amswering to see why people like, Yeah,

557
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: it is silly, it is. That's I guess why whenever

558
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 1: anyone is like these movies they're not like they used

559
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: to be. It's like, no, you're just a grown adults.

560
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 1: You fool, you fool these fools. They think that like

561
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: these movies are going to like hit them in the

562
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: gut the way they did when they were a child.

563
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 1: It's like and then people are like reading Daisy really

564
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 1: for acting, and I'm like, have you seen Mark Hamill act?

565
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: We love the girl that she's as as good as

566
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 1: Mark Camp. I'm saying that she is doing what the

567
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: other girls did not do, which is give a performance.

568
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 1: And meanwhile mark Ham was like, oh dad, the day

569
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: of a system. And meanwhile, Daisy really is like giving

570
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 1: you single tear Adam Driver is giving you? Adam Driver?

571
00:31:52,080 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 1: Is he click click low wrist clucks kylo Kylo's actually

572
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 1: it's rule of culture number eleven? Is he cluck loran kluck?

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00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: Would you fuck Adam Driver? Slash clock low? Yeah, we

574
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: discussed this. He has this quiet intensity to him. I mean,

575
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: I've never met him. This is when I am perceiving.

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00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: It's like a quiet intense that he would like drill

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00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: my whole. Yeah. Well, if you've seen Girls, you know

578
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: that he's a real whole driller, or at least the

579
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: character of Adam in the in the show was absolutely

580
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: can you believe that he was in Girls? This is

581
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 1: something so crazy to you? Is something so crazy to me?

582
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 1: The way that Adam Driver became famous was as the

583
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: weirdest fuck boy in Yeah now has an action figure? Y, Yeah,

584
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: it's crazy what can happen for him? And two times?

585
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: Two times? Wait? Two times story? The marriage story and

586
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: of course we know one time, no, I believe he

587
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: was not for another Oscar for supporting Look it up.

588
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: Look it up. Well, we look this up. We're gonna

589
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll be right back with

590
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: Nicole Buyer. And we're back with Nicole Buyer and the

591
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: information that Adam Driver was nominated for Best Supporting Actor

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00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: for a Black Klansman. Oh, that's right, which you forget

593
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: and he Y'll say this. I like the movie, but

594
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: I really hated that the last image of the movie

595
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: was a white woman of Black Klansman. Yeah, it was.

596
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 1: The last image was that woman who was killed. I

597
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: think in North Carolina that her death was like bad? Yeah,

598
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: you know, that was like was compared to the suffering

599
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: of the It was like, this was a black movie.

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00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: Why why was the last image we see of a

601
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 1: white woman? I think, Oh, I'm going to get red

602
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: for that artist. All right, I heard radio has a

603
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 1: wide reach. You're gonna come from me. We can, we can,

604
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: we can cut around it if need be. No, we're

605
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: not gonna cut around it. Just like we're gonna make

606
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: sure that we feature the part where Nicole says that

607
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 1: Carrie Fisher did because guess what, it's actually a real

608
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: culture number twenty Carrie Fisher did coke coke, and she

609
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:22,399
Speaker 1: had a healthy distance from it after sobriety. Absolutely she did,

610
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: so it's fine. Real fact though about carry Fisher, she

611
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 1: did become addicted to coke later in her life. But cocaine, cocaine,

612
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: Coca cola, the soda that has coke, It used to

613
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: have cocaine and did. Which is so much fun that

614
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 1: someone's like, let's make drugs bubbly yeah and drinkable. Yeah,

615
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: let's drink these drugs. You're a big stoner, right, not

616
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,879
Speaker 1: a huge stoner, but I do like an edible. Yeah.

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00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: So you know where I went last night, Lowell Farms.

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00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 1: The cafe is there food, there's food, there's like weed food,

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Speaker 1: there's we drinks, which is why I bring this up.

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Speaker 1: We drinks. I like them. This is the first one

621
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Speaker 1: I had ever had. It was so interesting. Was it

622
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 1: like a CBD or like weed? I mean I think

623
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 1: it was weed because grass Madre has like CBD and fuse.

624
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 1: I've had a CBD like latte and it put me

625
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: too bad. Yes, yeah, which was which it will do

626
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:17,760
Speaker 1: what it was? It was fun and actually it actually

627
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: was like really cool. I will say this though you

628
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Speaker 1: would you would not be surprised to hear the service

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Speaker 1: was like terrible stone. The girl on us was like, alright, guys, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: are you guys like having the best time. It's like

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Speaker 1: we ordered fries and three hours ago She's like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, yes you did order fries. Okay, I'll be back,

633
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Speaker 1: and then she was like, all right, you guys have

634
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Speaker 1: been fun. It's like the fries. The fries. Though, I

635
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Speaker 1: just I like smoking weed, but I can't wrap my

636
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Speaker 1: mind around my whole personality being like this is what

637
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 1: I love. Yeah, no, no, I think I truly think

638
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 1: it's an age thing. I mean for people who like

639
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 1: maintain it throughout their lives, that's great, but like for me,

640
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: it's this thing that I just kind of grew out.

641
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: If I still smoke it, I I would say I

642
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 1: do smoke every day, but now it's like before bed thing.

643
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 1: My boyfriend is the most functional stoner I've ever met

644
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 1: in my He smokes more with than anyone. He like

645
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,479
Speaker 1: wigs and bags and like is like able to live life.

646
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,879
Speaker 1: And then I forget it is me that uh yeah,

647
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 1: I've dated several men who would just from the time

648
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: they woke up to the time they went to bed,

649
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: and they were like, fine, it wasn't like wed be

650
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 1: together and like you're just stoned and you're not listening.

651
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: It's like they listened to better rather better. I will

652
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 1: say this, this brings them back to Star Wars. But

653
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Speaker 1: I was a little stoned when I saw Rise of

654
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Speaker 1: Skywalker and I made the mistake Matt Wicker and I

655
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 1: went to go see it in X. Have you experienced this?

656
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: No fucking way it is. The chair is literally moving

657
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: the entire time. If character turns to talk to someone else,

658
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Speaker 1: you go, I know, it's crazy. Thank you. And there's

659
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Speaker 1: water they me in the face. Do they warn you

660
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: because my wig, well, I guess i'd wear a shower

661
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,359
Speaker 1: cap to the movie. You have to go with your

662
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: play gear, god makeup. It was. It was crazy how wet.

663
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: I wasn't, but you, as someone who likes theme park ride,

664
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Speaker 1: you loved No, I mean I loved it. I just

665
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 1: thought I was a little nervous because like I went

666
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Speaker 1: with a friend who was a little sensitive to that motion,

667
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: and I was like the whole time, I was kind

668
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: of like, oh no, no, I'm gonna have to worry

669
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: like is he gonna paint this? Like while are literally

670
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,800
Speaker 1: gonna like this, but he dropped in and had a

671
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 1: good time. You get used to it after a while,

672
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,760
Speaker 1: because Julie and I went to go see Maleficent Mistress

673
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Speaker 1: of Evil with you unnecessary and it was truly you

674
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: and Julio sing Mistress of Evil and the stupidest thing

675
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Speaker 1: on brand. Yeah, very on brand for out of us.

676
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,399
Speaker 1: But it was just not not not necessary at all.

677
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 1: And actually we will be embarrassed for this in three

678
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Speaker 1: years minimum. No, right, I think for no, no, no,

679
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: for for this trend of forty x No. I think

680
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: it's great. I didn't even know it was a thing.

681
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: Oh No, honestly, pick something so insane. Where do I

682
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Speaker 1: go out here? I would imagine they have it at

683
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Speaker 1: like any of the big city walk probably probably city Walk,

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Speaker 1: any regal regal in the one why I think, Well,

685
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Speaker 1: I saw it in New York with Matt, so that

686
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Speaker 1: was like and we saw it a regal. Yeah, regal

687
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: theaters have I love that movie theaters are trying everything

688
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 1: to get people to kind of They're like, we'll give

689
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: you as much booze as you want. You want food,

690
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: We'll give you food, you want chairs and fucking swim

691
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:52,720
Speaker 1: up this is like a boss forty xxxxx like a boss.

692
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Speaker 1: Whenever one like a boss came out, I we should

693
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Speaker 1: have seen it. We should have seen it. Did you

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Speaker 1: see it? I didn't didn't make it. I didn't make

695
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,280
Speaker 1: it to the theater. It's for us. It's truly women

696
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: and gay men. Yes, it's it's like the Nicole Bayer,

697
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 1: Matt Rodgers, Bow and Yang of movies. But it was

698
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 1: only of movies that I'm just gonna watch at home.

699
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like. And I'll

700
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,399
Speaker 1: tell you who was so funny promoting it with Salmahick.

701
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: She was on every talk show being like this is funny,

702
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: is funny, and it was just like you could tell.

703
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: They were like, send Salama out, let her do whatever,

704
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: but talk about someone who's gotten lost in the conversation.

705
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: But is fun and crazy. It's a good time. She's

706
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:40,800
Speaker 1: a good time. Don't she breastfed someone else's baby? No, no,

707
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: what tell us? I think maybe she's just maybe at

708
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: some point and I'm not sure where she was hold on,

709
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: let me google she was offering the titty to the

710
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: children of others. She breastfed another woman's baby. I hope

711
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: I'm not making this up wild thing to make it

712
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:03,359
Speaker 1: sounds it sounds like it tracks. I mean, yeah, she's

713
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: the giving type. I mean. Also, did you see Rose

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Speaker 1: Dammies episode interview with her Rose Dammy Out Magazine. No,

715
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Speaker 1: I didn't see this like somehow because she's in, because

716
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 1: she's in the eternals that's coming out she is. And

717
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: so Rose was like, how do you feel about Marvel

718
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: like introducing queer characters into the universe? And then she

719
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 1: like gave just like a really sweet answer. She's like,

720
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 1: I think it's amazing and we get to see you know,

721
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: people as you know, gay people as normal, not that

722
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: they're not normal, but you know, she like dimps into

723
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 1: this like really like Yike's territory, and then she immediately

724
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 1: swings out of it and it's great, Okay, you found Okay,

725
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 1: give the Samaha said her decision to breastfeed another woman's

726
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 1: tresh was an attempt to diminish the stigma placed on

727
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 1: women for breastfeeding. At the time, she was still breastfeeding

728
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Speaker 1: her one year old daughter, So she's snatched some she said, daughter,

729
00:40:56,160 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 1: give me a child. This means that's amazing. I'm in

730
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 1: the eternals and I'm like, what if that baby hadn't

731
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: latched onto the mother yet, because sometimes it's hard for

732
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: and then that baby was like I love Salma High

733
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: xty and this woman is just like I kill yeah

734
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: bye mom at these Salma High activities once a lot

735
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: of time and then you can't give It's just me

736
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Speaker 1: and the titties and a French billionaire. I think, yes,

737
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 1: she's a billionaire. Yes, she's actually rich as absolute funk.

738
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: That's like Eve Eve is married to a very rich

739
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 1: investing man. Yeah yeah, yeah, wait celebrities that are billionaires

740
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 1: that you did not know Salma Eve. I believe Tina Turner.

741
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 1: I think she's married to some Yes, I think you're right, businessman,

742
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 1: because she lives in like Sweden, only it doesn't come

743
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 1: to the States ever. Um, Julia Louis Dreyfuss born a billionaire.

744
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: Yes did you know this? Like I don't know how

745
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: like her family is like international, like I want to

746
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 1: say they're like in shipping, like, but I could be

747
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 1: making that up. Does this sound weird? Like it does

748
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 1: not take away from not at all how I enjoy her. No,

749
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: she's I think she's a very grounded actress and she's

750
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: very funny. Yeah. I mean she's actually one of the

751
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 1: top so funny veep is so it's good, it's absurd

752
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 1: how funny it is. God yeah, and it was. It

753
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 1: was one of those shows too. It's like, you know

754
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: how people were like, oh, thirty Rock. You know, over

755
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,240
Speaker 1: the years, it's gotten like not as funny. I actually

756
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 1: would disagree so much. I think we're just desensitized to

757
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 1: how funny, to the style of style stitcom that was.

758
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: I just watched the hundred Episodes special again last night

759
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: and I was laughing, my damn ass off, it's so funny.

760
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: I actually think it hurt unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt to that

761
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 1: Dirty Rock was so funny because everyone it's used to

762
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:58,879
Speaker 1: that level of excedence from Tina and I think, yeah, yeah,

763
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 1: but they're working on a new show that looks very

764
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: Holly Hunter and I mean, what a dream. I was like,

765
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,320
Speaker 1: is there a part for me? And they were like, goodbye, Nicole.

766
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: Oh you have to even say good n No, Nicle,

767
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: are you having your door knockdown? No, that's what You're undeniable.

768
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 1: I feel like you are the biggest still audition. Yeah,

769
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 1: but I still yeah, I mean it's it's interesting. And

770
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,800
Speaker 1: sometimes a lot of parts that I go out for

771
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 1: go to unknown people. Why are we giving them chances?

772
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 1: I've been known, I did the Work's just give me

773
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: a part. That's so crazy to me. It's but it's

774
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 1: not like a path, it's not like a window that's

775
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: like in fixed in one place. It's like it will

776
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 1: all come. I feel like I might just be speaking

777
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: from a place of like total out of touchiness, but

778
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: it's it's I'm just like, Oh, this stuff all just

779
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,479
Speaker 1: happens when it needs to, right, No, that's how I feel.

780
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,040
Speaker 1: I think everything happens for a reason. I think you

781
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: get things when you're ready for them. But you're like,

782
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 1: you've been ready. She read that? Was she ready? Is

783
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 1: this my co remember that white woman on the red carpet?

784
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:21,800
Speaker 1: And remember you remember that? Yes, okay, she ready? She

785
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 1: goes she ready, She's ready, and then she's is what

786
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 1: got me? And then I retweeted it and I said

787
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 1: this is a hate crime. People were like, you don't

788
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 1: understand what I hate crime? Understand not satire but like

789
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: just a joke. It was just like, so why would

790
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: you ever think I actually thought that was And then

791
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 1: Tiffany was like, that's mom, and I was like, Tiffany,

792
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 1: you don't get that. I'm kidding. It was like a

793
00:44:49,840 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 1: time come on, it's she ready, She's ready, cheese ready.

794
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 1: Maybe a damn explorer read, oh my god, are you ready? Well,

795
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:15,439
Speaker 1: here's the thing. We have to ask the question because

796
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: we have not yet asked it. And here's the question

797
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:20,720
Speaker 1: that we ask you, Nicole Buyer. This is the podcast

798
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,760
Speaker 1: Last Culture. That's where we're exploring your culture that defined

799
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 1: and helped curate the person that you are. So we

800
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: ask you, Nicole, what was the culture that made you

801
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: say culture is for me? Okay? I really thought about

802
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: this and I was like, what is it? Was it

803
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: like sneakers because I love sneakers. For a while, I

804
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: was like fake nails. I loved intrigram fake nails for

805
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 1: a while. Is it wigs? Is it weaves? And I

806
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:47,240
Speaker 1: figured it out it's reality television. This is a huge

807
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 1: specifically like Jenny Jones, Ricky like and Maury give it up?

808
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 1: Where are my fucking everything? Growing up? Like oh and

809
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: Jerry Spring Let's not forget about And I understand that

810
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,839
Speaker 1: a lot of it was staged, but like growing up,

811
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 1: I thought it was all real. I thought these people

812
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: really acted like this real life. I was like, well,

813
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: they could be crazy. I guess I could be a

814
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: little while too, But just how staged is it? Is

815
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: there like a definitive entswer to this? Do they kind

816
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 1: of give after situations or is it real people? Like

817
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 1: what's happening? I think they're real people, maybe with real

818
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: issues and then maybe producers like put like a in

819
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 1: their head to be like maybe you say this to

820
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: your friend who cheated on you or whatever. Because if

821
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: you remember Jenny Jones, I think she ended her show

822
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: because it was an episode where a gay man came

823
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 1: out to like a childhood friend and the childhood friend

824
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: didn't take it well and murdered that gay man. I'm like, so,

825
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 1: like yeah, like reality and like talk shows like that,

826
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: it's like it toes the line between like like is

827
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 1: this is this? Like? Oh well, like I love ninety fiance.

828
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 1: These people are fucking fantastic, idiot. I love them so much.

829
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:12,320
Speaker 1: Even the ones who aren't are like WHOA Like on

830
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,800
Speaker 1: this season there's that girl who's in Jersey who's just

831
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: like very much an activist, very smart, who do you

832
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking at? You talking about Tanya. Tanya,

833
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: she's like Tany and Sinjin. Yes you like Tanya. I'm not.

834
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I like, it's not just stupid people. Yes,

835
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,800
Speaker 1: she is like an activist. She is like a hippie

836
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,320
Speaker 1: dippy special person. She seems like a very like l

837
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,800
Speaker 1: a girl because you're like, the way she talks to

838
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: her fiance is crazy. And then during their ninety days

839
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 1: together they only have ninety days to get married, she

840
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,839
Speaker 1: left for thirty of those days to become a witch

841
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 1: doctor in Coaster Rica, And just like is this real?

842
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: It's so good and you truly contract like your fascination

843
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: with a fiance now like back to like the way

844
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 1: you s a Jenny Jones and yeah, and like when

845
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 1: I was little, it would like inspire me to do things.

846
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 1: I remember this specific Rickey Lake episode for this woman

847
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,760
Speaker 1: had her hair weaved up into a helicopter that worked,

848
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:18,840
Speaker 1: and I being like, lady could have a helicopter, I

849
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 1: can have anything on my end. Wait wait wait, she

850
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 1: she was actualizing pop hur Yes, this black woman did it,

851
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: and she did it well. And I mean she didn't

852
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,399
Speaker 1: flew up into the air, but she did it work.

853
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: It worked. The propellers. Wait, wait, we're saying, did you

854
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 1: answer the question what it worked? As in it went,

855
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 1: but she lift up the ground because her country on

856
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 1: the side worked on the top work. It was amazing.

857
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: I was like, this, Leomon is incredible. That's the first

858
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:58,919
Speaker 1: time I saw it, like strippers on a stripper pole

859
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: that that's cool to me. Like, yeah, these talk shows

860
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: my name is and I'm good, baby says I'm good.

861
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 1: I would get my baby, what give me a backet?

862
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 1: And then if I get aford it, then I guess

863
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: I have to sell it. Yep. I love those teens

864
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: that were like like the whole neighborhoods have the baby

865
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: I'm not having with one not rates different guys. And

866
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 1: then my mind. And then the poor mother. It was

867
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: like Victoria, she was so sad, the saddest and Victoria was, no,

868
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,839
Speaker 1: don't I don't care, I don't have a baby. Yeah,

869
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 1: like dream of acting like that with my mother. My

870
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,840
Speaker 1: mother is so stressed. And I would like live vicariously

871
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,320
Speaker 1: through these scenes who were like slutty and ceiling. And

872
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: then I loved when they went to boot camp and

873
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 1: someone was sting with them. They did that to this

874
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 1: girl and then I remember like, um they Mari was

875
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: having the time of his life because he was like

876
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 1: Victoria's mother, there's more. Watched this clip and it was

877
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: just Victoria direct to can Bey on like, Mom, I

878
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: know I told you that I never had sex in

879
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: your bed, but I've had sex in your bad upwards

880
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: of a hundred times and I'm not going to stop.

881
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 1: And then then she was like the mother so sad,

882
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: so sad, and He's like, what do you feel about that?

883
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:33,800
Speaker 1: You feel? I just like I feel bad, really bad. Also, okay,

884
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:39,240
Speaker 1: Mori the camera operators like whoever told them to chase

885
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: these people? Like was it a producer or was it

886
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 1: one brave camera opt I was like, oh, no, good ship. Honestly,

887
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:51,319
Speaker 1: they must have all seen combat. And then like and Mari,

888
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 1: I think was very particular in the way that it

889
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: like punched in on people this way, like crazy, Wait,

890
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 1: what was your Did you pick a favorite out of

891
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 1: those shows? Like I'm gonna say mine is Jenny Jones,

892
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 1: but I think mine was Jenny Jones. I just loved

893
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: Jenny because she was so she would just try to

894
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 1: be so reasonable and she didn't seem like she was

895
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 1: in on the show, like mari has really like over

896
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: the years, leaned into what his show is. He's still on,

897
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 1: Yes Girl, I didn't know that. Yes Marie still comes on.

898
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: He is so old and he's still going you are

899
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,919
Speaker 1: not the father. It is in Those are the only

900
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 1: episodes really hell. Everything else is kind of like untouchable

901
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 1: because like you can't send teens to boot camp now,

902
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:35,799
Speaker 1: and then you can't do like I'm going to come

903
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:37,479
Speaker 1: out to you because like, you don't know, these people

904
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 1: might be fucking crazy, so truly, that's like all they do,

905
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 1: or like where are they now? You get some of

906
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: those oh my god, I used to love the big

907
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 1: baby ones that are big baby can open the refrigerator

908
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: and I put a lock on it, and then you

909
00:51:56,120 --> 00:52:02,800
Speaker 1: see the baby was the best. Honestly, there is something

910
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 1: to the narrative of you are not the father. It's

911
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 1: always going to be satisfying to find out. It's like

912
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 1: those makeover reveals. It's like that and makeover reveals are

913
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 1: always gonna work. It's like I'm always going to see

914
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:16,760
Speaker 1: what us bitch looks like by the time they're done. Stakes,

915
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 1: it is just high stakes. You are not the father,

916
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: and then what if you are? Oh, my god, that

917
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 1: is a huge thing to find out. Yeah, it's great,

918
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: it's great. Um I. Jenny Jones is my favorite because

919
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:31,360
Speaker 1: she seemed so far removed from it. She was not

920
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:35,240
Speaker 1: in the same way on stage. Springer would like poking

921
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 1: prod and very interesting ways and then also like he

922
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: would let his audience say ship. It was just like

923
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 1: they were like dog pilot on these people. But I

924
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:50,839
Speaker 1: love that women would come out shoeless, prepared to fight. Yeah,

925
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 1: ready to go, ready to go. And I was like this,

926
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if it was stage, but

927
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, you can't just let people fight

928
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:03,359
Speaker 1: on camera. What if someone gets But it's so they really, um,

929
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: you know. Jerry Springers, like Bodyguard, the guy that would

930
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 1: like got his own show. He became a celebrity. He

931
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 1: tried to be like Dr Phil And that's why I

932
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: don't like his show. To drop it in yeah, and

933
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,879
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know if you've got a brain. Yeah,

934
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: But Springer made it work at the end where you know,

935
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:25,359
Speaker 1: take care of yourselves and each other, like I mean

936
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: all those little like mini monologues at the end of

937
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 1: each show. Yeah, he would always do the final word,

938
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 1: final work, it was. Those were always very well conceived.

939
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: I think that is it. But yes, the thoughts probably

940
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:42,799
Speaker 1: we showed people in an hour of trash, we better

941
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:46,840
Speaker 1: say like one redeemable thing. Yeah, I don't I wonder

942
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:49,880
Speaker 1: if Jerry Springer still comes on. I don't know if

943
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:51,839
Speaker 1: he's still on the air hosting the show. But if

944
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 1: you're telling me Maria's still on. So these people on

945
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,400
Speaker 1: television that are still on, like I guess Pat Sajack

946
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 1: like still hosts Will of Fortune? Does Vannah White up

947
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 1: there spinning those tiles to the bitter ends? It's I mean,

948
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: those are those are like relics. And I'm not even

949
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: in terms of age, but in terms of like television. No,

950
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 1: but like those things have been on since the late

951
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: eighties only nineties. Yeah, it's like it's raised maybe even

952
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 1: before that. That was that was culture. That was a

953
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 1: culture when like the seven o'clock moment before like real

954
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 1: TV quote unuote would come on, like the Wheel of Fortune,

955
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,360
Speaker 1: Jeopardy of it All, and then the dates we did

956
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 1: you watch soaps? Did you guys watch My mother loved soaps.

957
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:38,839
Speaker 1: My mother tape soaps, and then she did laundry at

958
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:43,520
Speaker 1: night just like catchup, loved them. I couldn't get into them. Yeah,

959
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: it's hard. The passions I would watch and I was

960
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 1: I was an ABC girl, so it was all my children,

961
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 1: General Hospital, Port Charles, One Life to Live. Those were

962
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: like the ones because they all were on the Pine

963
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 1: Valley universe. You know who loves you? Know who loves

964
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 1: this ship Madison Like it's like a soap, of course,

965
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 1: but I'm telling you some of these plotlines, it's like

966
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 1: you wish they were still on because they are so

967
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: fucking stupid. It's basically, you are not the father the

968
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 1: fictional show. I love that. Wait, oh my god, but

969
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 1: how do you feel about the landscape now? Because because

970
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 1: you're like a multiple wend you and wend your pals.

971
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:28,280
Speaker 1: I love wend We I just went all this. Despite

972
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 1: all the stuff that's gone down lately with Wendy, I'm

973
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: still like Wendy is an old woman who truly does

974
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 1: not think before she and she means well um, and

975
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:42,799
Speaker 1: she knows that her own issues. Yes, of course she's

976
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,360
Speaker 1: had a tough fast year, but anytime you go on

977
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 1: it's it's you can tell she loves you. She is

978
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 1: very kind to me and one of her producers like,

979
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,320
Speaker 1: she actually thinks you're funny, And I was like, actually,

980
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 1: I like that means she tells them that when she

981
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:59,400
Speaker 1: doesn't like somebody, she's fun I really like her. She

982
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 1: had Actually we we interviewed her for her Vulture fest

983
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 1: like tribute and she was all business like. We didn't

984
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 1: really get We didn't really get like the you do

985
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: a moment with her. Checked in with her before this,

986
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 1: and I think it might have been tough time she

987
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 1: was she was still with Kevin though, did she seven?

988
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 1: After she had got to say? She served face when

989
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 1: she went down? Oh yeah, it's a saved gift on

990
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: my phone dressed as the statue of Liberty herself. Yes,

991
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: Like is there anything campier? Do you know? Of course

992
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 1: its gay culture. I love it. Yeah, but he knows

993
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 1: what a moment that was. I think it's also it's

994
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 1: kind of goofy that, like people would pick on her

995
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:49,000
Speaker 1: now for of course it's bad that she said the

996
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 1: going down thing about what did she What she said was, um, well,

997
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:58,279
Speaker 1: this is a tragic story. But Drew Carey's ex girlfriends

998
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,399
Speaker 1: was pushed to her death by by it, I guess

999
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 1: a boyfriend or another ex boyfriend and she passed away,

1000
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 1: and so Drew carry host The Prices, right, and Wendy

1001
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 1: Williams was talking about this and she said come on down,

1002
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: which is like brutal, and no one in the I

1003
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 1: mean we laugh because it's so instant laughing. No, no

1004
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 1: one is laughing. Um, I'm only laughing because Nicole. I mean,

1005
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 1: it's because it's so crazy. But see, you can't say that,

1006
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 1: you can it is a good job if you break

1007
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 1: it down. Come on down as a phrase as the Prices, right,

1008
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 1: But there's some girl came on down, So like theoretically

1009
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:47,920
Speaker 1: good job, yeah, I mean, but there's situation and very

1010
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 1: too soon. I think it would also always be to

1011
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 1: some of course, this is my thing with Mindy, and

1012
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 1: this is my favorite thing about Wendy is that she

1013
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: did this whole cheerful apology the other day about I'm

1014
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 1: saying that, you know, people, gay men should do drag

1015
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 1: because women and go through you know, menzies and all

1016
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 1: this stuff. And then she apologizes for because she didn't

1017
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 1: know it was transphobic or whatever. And then she she

1018
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 1: says in this in the video, I never anything I

1019
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 1: do on the show never comes from a place of mouth,

1020
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 1: which looks like a bag on fire. Premise of the

1021
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 1: Wedding Blames show was so she could shoot on people

1022
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 1: on camera, so that they would know if she looked

1023
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 1: like as she shot on, because she did them for

1024
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 1: years on the radio, and she was like, give me,

1025
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 1: we were doing we were do one one day. We

1026
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 1: were amusing ourselves by doing Wendy Williams. Oh, it was

1027
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 1: just mat I take no part in this. It was

1028
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 1: matching a Wendy, will you unwrap a little? To take

1029
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 1: a too long time to say, I don't think Angelina

1030
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:58,560
Speaker 1: and jelis and thens out truly which it will just

1031
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:04,520
Speaker 1: spend thirty seconds and silent. She just keeps her audience

1032
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 1: in full blow sense. I'm here for well, actually, you

1033
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 1: know what's happening. It's actually reaching the point in the

1034
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:14,720
Speaker 1: episode where we do I don't think yes, yes, so

1035
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 1: this is I don't think so, honey, And this is

1036
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 1: your first ever I don't think, never done it because

1037
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 1: we have asked you to do the show and I

1038
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 1: have not, and you have not been availed. But this

1039
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 1: is a moment in time, moment in time. I also

1040
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 1: can't believe it's because we don't record episodes in l

1041
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 1: A but I feel like this is like a podcast

1042
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 1: you should have been on nineteen times or absolutely and

1043
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 1: now that we're here in Los Angeles, I've wanted to

1044
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 1: be hunt for a long well I know, literally you've

1045
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 1: been top of our list, and then like when we

1046
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:42,800
Speaker 1: come out to l A, like you're either in New

1047
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Speaker 1: York or traveling or whatever you want to ask, because

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to seem like I was thirsty. No, No,

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Speaker 1: You're welcome anytime. You are truly the ideal guest for

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00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 1: the ideal Ghosts. And that's what we said, Well we're

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00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 1: going to have a first guest, let's have it be

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00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 1: the one's the one podcast, um. And so this for

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01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 1: everyone that's catching up. Maybe you're a new fan of

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01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 1: the podcast. If you this is your first time listening

1055
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:08,959
Speaker 1: because of our new Daddy's and Mommy's I Heart Radio.

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01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 1: Thank you for making it to this point. What I

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01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 1: don't think so honey, bow, I don't think so honeys

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01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 1: are a one minute segment. We take one minute to

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01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 1: rail on something against culture or in our lives and

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01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 1: eating in general, while repeating the phrase I don't think

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01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,440
Speaker 1: so honey. If we'd like and going absolutely off, it's

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01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 1: about an economy of rage. So I actually have one. Okay,

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01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 1: you have one, So this is Matt Rodgers. I don't

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01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 1: think so honey. As time starts now, I don't think

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01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 1: so honey. Yes we're going back to planes. People who

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01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 1: have a problem with my ass reclining. Okay, So all

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01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 1: of a sudden in the news, absolute fools. I need

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01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 1: to turn around and ask you if I need to recline, bitch. No,

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01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. You're gonna make this an

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01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 1: issue now after people are already in my lap for decades. Girl, No,

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01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:52,280
Speaker 1: it is the wild West up from the sky. I'll

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01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: be reclining as much as I damn like, as far

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01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 1: as this can go absolutely back. I do think, so honey.

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01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,560
Speaker 1: You're tapping on my shoulder and being like, hey, I'm

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01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 1: so sorry, could you move it up a little bit,

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01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 1: because yes, I have been you, I have had in

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Speaker 1: my lap and I don't like it. I don't think

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01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:12,720
Speaker 1: so honey. So I am willing to have a collaboration,

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01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 1: but don't think I'm gonna ask for And I definitely

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01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:18,640
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. The ce motherfucking oh of Delta

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01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 1: being like I'm gonna weigh on on this with my

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01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:24,160
Speaker 1: dumbass and say, yes, you should ask people to recline

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01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 1: five seconds. No I don't. I don't think so, honey.

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01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 1: That the coffee is bad, I've been drinking that And

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01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:34,600
Speaker 1: that's one minute. Girl out a lot of stuff this episode.

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01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:37,600
Speaker 1: It's a plan centric episode. But can you believe this ship?

1087
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:41,320
Speaker 1: I mean that video is nuts, video is insane, Like

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01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:45,040
Speaker 1: that man is a lunatic. No, he should go to jail, truly, yes,

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01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 1: take him straight from the plane to jail. He is crazy.

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01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 1: And the fact that the woman had like the foresight

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01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 1: to record it and not just be like what Yes,

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01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 1: she probably was like stop it and he was like no,

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01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 1: and then she's like, great, I'll record you. Can you

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01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:04,000
Speaker 1: even believe like fucking children on plane? Oh yeah, I've

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01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 1: had my bad moments because I feel that once you

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01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 1: get up there, you do become a different and darker

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01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:12,560
Speaker 1: version of yourself. But like some people like it's beyond

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01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 1: but there's something recognizable in the guy in a way

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01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 1: that's not not in not in yourself. I've seen this

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01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:22,080
Speaker 1: man before, absolutely like very entitled and like I need

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01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 1: to get my way. Yeah. Yeah, it was using like

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01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 1: the last seat of the plane you chose that, or

1103
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 1: like you didn't pay enough money to choose a seat,

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01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 1: So sorry, sorry, that's the way it is. And also

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01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 1: it's like we are all, at the end of the day,

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01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:40,280
Speaker 1: human beings. Yeah, and you on some of those planes

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01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 1: you cannot sleep when you're upright, it's you. It's not

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01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:47,200
Speaker 1: a competition for the body. I couldn't believe when he

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01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 1: was shaking that seat so hard. But now now it's

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01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:54,920
Speaker 1: like the motherfucker that's in charge of Delta. And I

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01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 1: say this as a Delta girl is going to come

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01:02:57,120 --> 01:03:02,080
Speaker 1: out inside with essentially him, right what. Also, it's a

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01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:03,920
Speaker 1: thing where it's like, and someone wrote this in Vulture

1114
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,560
Speaker 1: about this in Vulture, it's like there's a button on

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01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:08,880
Speaker 1: the chair that does the thing that you're everyone is

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01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 1: allowed to do. It's not up for discussion. You're able

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01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 1: to do it, So you shouldn't ask for pres You

1118
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:16,919
Speaker 1: didn't break the seat to make it happen anyway. Okay,

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01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 1: this is gonna be bowe and yang. Okay, to see

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Speaker 1: the thing is often doesn't have no No, I have one.

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01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 1: He doesn't have one. Okay, this is bone. I don't

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01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:27,439
Speaker 1: think so, honey, his time, I don't think so honey,

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01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:30,920
Speaker 1: motherfucking jade rollers. Bitch, mine broke in half on the

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01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:32,640
Speaker 1: way here. But then I realized, wait, this whole thing

1125
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:36,280
Speaker 1: is bullshit. And I for the beauty bloggers out there

1126
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:38,040
Speaker 1: who are gonna come for me and say, but blah,

1127
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:40,160
Speaker 1: but who are going to try to explain my culture

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01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 1: to me, don't even try. No. Look, jade rollers you

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01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 1: put them in the fridge and you roll them on

1130
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:48,920
Speaker 1: your face and they're supposed to tighten your pores or

1131
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:53,080
Speaker 1: like drain out the lymph up up or something. I

1132
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:55,160
Speaker 1: don't think someone, no, no, no, no, no, But see,

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01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 1: this is not real. This is I am picturing may

1134
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:02,439
Speaker 1: mother when I was like ten years old, just rolling

1135
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 1: around her face and being like looking at it, being

1136
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:06,280
Speaker 1: like this is bullshit, that doesn't work, and putting it away,

1137
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 1: and that is locked into my memory for the rest

1138
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:10,800
Speaker 1: of time. It's pseudoscience. It's not real. Even the Chinese

1139
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:13,840
Speaker 1: people don't think it's So. If you're if you're looking

1140
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:16,120
Speaker 1: up a video on YouTube of like an Asian woman

1141
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:17,920
Speaker 1: with a huge mole on her face saying this is

1142
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:20,360
Speaker 1: how you use a Guasha jade roller, and you believe

1143
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 1: it to be true. You dispelled that from your mind.

1144
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:26,360
Speaker 1: Jade rollers are bad. They break, and they're scam on Amazon.

1145
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 1: That's one minute, and that's one minute. And that I

1146
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 1: if there's anyone I would trust for critique on creature comforts,

1147
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:37,040
Speaker 1: it is, Oh my god, here, my dear friend loves

1148
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:39,560
Speaker 1: a jade roller. It doesn't do anything. She's got very

1149
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:42,240
Speaker 1: sick disease. She's got great skin, she's got amazing but

1150
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:46,920
Speaker 1: also she does other things. It's not just the other stuff.

1151
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:50,680
Speaker 1: It's not Corey, it's I would tell that she has

1152
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 1: a very sick disease and it's taking over her brain.

1153
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:59,120
Speaker 1: It's taking over her brain. Um, but there you go.

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01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:01,040
Speaker 1: I'm not going to invest than that one. No, not

1155
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:03,840
Speaker 1: at all. Please don't. Okay, this is no coal buyers time.

1156
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,680
Speaker 1: Now are you ready? Okay, she's she's gonna pop off.

1157
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:08,200
Speaker 1: She's gonna pop off. This is no coal buyers. I

1158
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:10,880
Speaker 1: don't think so your time starts now. Okay. So I

1159
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:15,640
Speaker 1: was on w W dot oh navy dot com, and

1160
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:20,360
Speaker 1: I know it's not opulence, it's not luxury, but I

1161
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:26,480
Speaker 1: was looking for affordable pants. Why, to my surprise, his

1162
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:30,960
Speaker 1: old Navy selling boot cut jeans. Again, I don't think, so,

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01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:35,640
Speaker 1: what kind of boots are trying to cover with jeans. Also,

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01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:37,800
Speaker 1: if you were wearing boots, don't you want the people

1165
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:42,800
Speaker 1: to see them. They're not straight leg, they'rears, they're not

1166
01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:47,000
Speaker 1: wide leg. Jeeves are just some middling in between type

1167
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:50,160
Speaker 1: of pants. What's to wear it? I don't think. So.

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01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:53,360
Speaker 1: I see the streets wearing boot cut jeans, I will

1169
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:57,200
Speaker 1: spinning your face a second and knocking down the stairs

1170
01:05:57,320 --> 01:06:04,280
Speaker 1: and say you stupid fucking bit five second, and then

1171
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:07,560
Speaker 1: I will rip them off of you. And then I

1172
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 1: will sell them to a proper with and put them

1173
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:13,680
Speaker 1: back on you and let you back into the world.

1174
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:17,960
Speaker 1: And that's one minute essentially a helpful young woman, very

1175
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 1: healthful boot cut jeans. It's true. People be trying to

1176
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:25,880
Speaker 1: And this is just when I'm wrapping my head around Highwaysted.

1177
01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:28,760
Speaker 1: I like the highways that the boot cut I cannot

1178
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:33,720
Speaker 1: who's covering a boot? Yeah? Okay, So here's the deal.

1179
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:35,960
Speaker 1: Here's the deal. Nicole has summer to be she's a show.

1180
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:39,600
Speaker 1: She's a working comedian. Get Catcher Arlington Catcher in Nashville.

1181
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:43,240
Speaker 1: Please get damook all of her program, listen to all

1182
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:45,280
Speaker 1: her podcast. We love her so much, Thank you so much.

1183
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:49,960
Speaker 1: For doing this, thanks for squeezing me, and you moved

1184
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:53,280
Speaker 1: your photo shoot. Thank you. That's because we knew it

1185
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:55,200
Speaker 1: was the moment and there couldn't we could not be

1186
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:59,200
Speaker 1: just a little moment in between therapy and a show. Yes,

1187
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:02,320
Speaker 1: spend her up on a microphone. Yes, thank you for

1188
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:04,640
Speaker 1: squeezing us. And so when we were both squeezed in

1189
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 1: and um, actually we're gonna squeeze one thing out before

1190
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:10,920
Speaker 1: we go, which is we end every episode with you

1191
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 1: give me one more montin time when I could be

1192
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:40,640
Speaker 1: the moment uptime, I will be, I will be, I

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01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:47,640
Speaker 1: will be a rain struggle to pretend