Speaker 1: Ship, What's up it? Slip Services might be one of
Speaker 1: our biggest guests ever. M Angela. Ye, I'm Stephanie Sang,
Speaker 1: I'm g G McGuire, I'm Lauria and I'm definitely I
Speaker 1: never look up. That's that Latin disinterested thing. How hard
Speaker 1: is it nowadays when people are always on their phone. Well,
Speaker 1: I think it's why we're we are the way we
Speaker 1: are as a society. I think that's why we're disinterested.
Speaker 1: I think that that's why we have no empathy. I
Speaker 1: think that's why people, you know, the one will get
Speaker 1: beat and some dude will take pictures of what her
Speaker 1: to get why she's unconscious, to get lights because I
Speaker 1: think people people there's no human connection. Yeah. The craziest
Speaker 1: things happen on social media and we really don't kind
Speaker 1: of feel too bad. People make jokes out of everything
Speaker 1: they do, like trees crying. Yeah, I was like that
Speaker 1: he can't see as Kenny hasn't seen as kidd in
Speaker 1: two months, and everybody's making songs about it. And I
Speaker 1: think they what. I have kids and I cry when
Speaker 1: they come home. But that's uh ship, Your motherfucker's won't leave.
Speaker 1: But I think that you can't as a society. The
Speaker 1: bad thing about social media is it catches you at
Speaker 1: your worst moments and then your best and and and
Speaker 1: and everybody has a prism like it used to be.
Speaker 1: In order to say something dumb, somebody had to ask
Speaker 1: you a question. Now you can just get on your phone.
Speaker 1: It's just to me when I saw Tyres as a
Speaker 1: black man and as a father, that's the reason why
Speaker 1: men of color don't really express themselves like that, because
Speaker 1: then you know maken of you. But you have to
Speaker 1: admit the whole part of him saying that he's broken
Speaker 1: these money. I was like, and then he got five
Speaker 1: million dollars from Will and Jada. I was like, five million.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cry on your podcast right now. Wait, how
Speaker 1: didn't hear that they gave him? Shut the funk up?
Speaker 1: He posted social media and then he goes on social
Speaker 1: media and a picture him and Smith saying like, oh,
Speaker 1: they just gave me five million n five million dollar. Cried.
Speaker 1: When I saw him crying, I didn't find it funny.
Speaker 1: It was just like, oh my god, they made that's
Speaker 1: just go out of it. Just about it. I felt bad,
Speaker 1: But I just feel like, you know, some things you
Speaker 1: just shouldn't put on the internet, you know, like so,
Speaker 1: I mean whatever, but then look at the whole society
Speaker 1: at president you know, the biggest real with the Twitter.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I think that's what we do. That's what
Speaker 1: we do. It's it's not have you ever put anything
Speaker 1: on social media that you regretted after? I know, I mean,
Speaker 1: I I just think you know, it's remember when Debbie
Speaker 1: Allen died, Debbie Reynolds died, like I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but when she died, I told you know,
Speaker 1: I did a joke and and people got all upset.
Speaker 1: But to me, it's just like I don't know, you
Speaker 1: what I care what you think of it. That's like,
Speaker 1: I don't I really I think these when you're younger, Um,
Speaker 1: you you tend to get affirmation from people that have
Speaker 1: no idea who you are, no connection to you, and
Speaker 1: you look for it and all the wrong not I
Speaker 1: don't know, even though necessarily know it's the wrong places,
Speaker 1: but you look for it in different places. And I
Speaker 1: just think social media is a tool, um that you
Speaker 1: use no different than a hammer. I mean, it can
Speaker 1: it can build a house, or you can hit your
Speaker 1: hand and hurt yourself. So it doesn't that just because
Speaker 1: as a comedian sometimes right it feels like the world
Speaker 1: that we live in is a lot more you know
Speaker 1: PC right now. It shouldn't be, but it is, don't
Speaker 1: you think? I think it's actuality and actuality it's not
Speaker 1: when you let children get yours, when you let children
Speaker 1: get killed in church and you don't do shit about that,
Speaker 1: and you care about what joke? I tell fuck you?
Speaker 1: Who can like you? You? You want people die and
Speaker 1: brew lies themselves at your hand. And the worst thing
Speaker 1: you could like, like to me, uh, the cat that
Speaker 1: played Frank Frank Underwood follows somebody and he lost his
Speaker 1: job playing president, but the real president finows somebody. He
Speaker 1: still got good. I ain't never thought about it. A
Speaker 1: society that a society that gets mad at the cat
Speaker 1: like Colin Kaepernick from making making a you know, a
Speaker 1: principle stands. They don't get mad at that. They get
Speaker 1: mad at him and they call him a traitor, but
Speaker 1: they want monuments to people who actually betrayed the country,
Speaker 1: like Robberty Lee killed more Americans than Hitler, and he
Speaker 1: gets a fucking statue And you're more mad at the
Speaker 1: negative just want you to stop killing. I have no
Speaker 1: use for people that they have no judgment, that have
Speaker 1: no kind of continual experiences to judge me. Does it
Speaker 1: get discouraging sometimes where you just feel like, man, what
Speaker 1: is this world that we live in? Because I think
Speaker 1: that at least twice a week it's great? Kind of
Speaker 1: world do we live in? Twice every hour? Listen looking
Speaker 1: at the news, and news makes me depress so sad
Speaker 1: it does news Like I was watching um, the woman
Speaker 1: whose son died from cancer. Oh my god, I was
Speaker 1: I was balling crying watching all of that happened. And
Speaker 1: then you know, like you said, the shooting that happened,
Speaker 1: the mass shooting in Texas and the church, and then
Speaker 1: you see the pastor's daughter and you see a family
Speaker 1: of eight people killed. But you know what's so funny?
Speaker 1: Not a white man? What what? What is funny? First
Speaker 1: of all, when the white dude got three names, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't sell them a gunther Wayne Gate, they always got
Speaker 1: three names, and up haircut, you should never And every
Speaker 1: time they always have three names, and they always used
Speaker 1: all three of them. They always have a fun up haircut.
Speaker 1: And every time they show a high school picture on them,
Speaker 1: it looked like they was crazy, right, so you share
Speaker 1: all messed up. You should arrest them as soon as
Speaker 1: the film get developed. Mans come come up all right now.
Speaker 1: I want to ask you this. So holidays are coming
Speaker 1: up right now. Imagine this because we know you've been
Speaker 1: married for thirty one years, so you don't have to
Speaker 1: worry about these things. But let's just say what my
Speaker 1: girlfriend I do, but not my We were at the
Speaker 1: whole discussion about you before we did, like, he doesn't
Speaker 1: cheat anymore, but because I'm exhausted. Did you ever see
Speaker 1: carlat the way when you go? I didn't. I didn't rehabilitate,
Speaker 1: I ran out of wind. Listen. I always say this.
Speaker 1: My ex boyfriend when I was younger, he cheated on me,
Speaker 1: and his mom told me, you know when men stopped
Speaker 1: cheating when they get too tired to do it. She
Speaker 1: was like, his stepfather used to cheat on me all
Speaker 1: the time, and then he got too old and too
Speaker 1: lazy and too tired to do it. You just gotta
Speaker 1: wait it out, right, he's only twenty six. We got
Speaker 1: wait till we need you. Why is that? Okay? This
Speaker 1: is one I never understood. So they're eleven women every
Speaker 1: man on the face of their in China, and that
Speaker 1: was just with worldwide. Eleven men to every face, every
Speaker 1: eleven women give me every every eleven women to every
Speaker 1: man on the face. So if every man was faithful
Speaker 1: to a woman, it'd be a woman. It'd be ten
Speaker 1: angry rods, that would be And I don't wait the
Speaker 1: world like, I don't know if that is correct. But
Speaker 1: what about like gay people, more people? That's the numbers.
Speaker 1: But okay, so what about it? Men shouldn't be monogaous?
Speaker 1: What about women? Are we are we built to be monogamous?
Speaker 1: I think that that if you are, I don't like
Speaker 1: that women take our worst qualities to say that you're like, like,
Speaker 1: the only reason to be with a woman is because
Speaker 1: she makes you better than you would otherwise be. But
Speaker 1: if she starts acting like you would act, then what's
Speaker 1: the point. If you don't elevate me, if you don't
Speaker 1: make me aspiracial, if you don't make me want to
Speaker 1: do things and be better than I am. It always
Speaker 1: it galls me when women want to act like the
Speaker 1: very worst of us, like take on our very worst
Speaker 1: attributes and then not equipped to be that way. I
Speaker 1: see it. Now, here's what I think. I think that
Speaker 1: the way the society is now, I think at a
Speaker 1: certain point in time, women have to put up with
Speaker 1: a lot because we didn't have jobs. Our job was
Speaker 1: to hold down a household. The men would bring it
Speaker 1: home to bacon, and you kind of felt stuck in
Speaker 1: a relationship. And that happens, you know, sometimes even now.
Speaker 1: But as women are becoming the fastest growing group of entrepreneurs,
Speaker 1: as we're getting out there and working, we're realizing, well,
Speaker 1: he did some fund up ship to me, I ain't
Speaker 1: got his day, and I can and I do think
Speaker 1: that for men, and they've done studies and they didn't.
Speaker 1: Over one third of marriages one of both partners admitted cheating.
Speaker 1: Of women admit to cheating, percent of men say they
Speaker 1: did well, fourteen percent of women are line if they
Speaker 1: fourteen percent? Who we fucking like the idea. I think
Speaker 1: women have different justifications for what they do. Think women
Speaker 1: also don't get caught as much. I think women wanted
Speaker 1: to admit it like like yeah, that was like, no,
Speaker 1: I never cheated. Women don't get caught like men do
Speaker 1: it though, let's keep it real and not as my
Speaker 1: definitely did you how did you get Stephanie from my phone, like, um,
Speaker 1: I got caught a few times, but one when I
Speaker 1: could think of a real rememberable one is actually I
Speaker 1: got drunk and I blacked out drunk usually like I
Speaker 1: would sleep on my phone and like my pillow case,
Speaker 1: like I would sleep like this one. So I got
Speaker 1: drunk one night and I get drunk, and I do
Speaker 1: like I would say, I don't drink no more because
Speaker 1: I do stupid ship. I still do this. I still
Speaker 1: do this when I come home drunk, I take everything off.
Speaker 1: I start throwing everything. I throw my keys, I throw
Speaker 1: my phone. I just throw everything. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: It's stupid, it's it's but whatever I did that. I
Speaker 1: threw my phone, I threw everything, and I went into
Speaker 1: the bed and I went to sleep, and he went
Speaker 1: through my phone while I was sleeping. It was in there,
Speaker 1: just kind of he found that. One time he found
Speaker 1: sorry that one time he found um. He found an
Speaker 1: email I was emailing with somebody he wasn't. And when
Speaker 1: I see women cheating, I just don't like them. No.
Speaker 1: Like I've been with I didn't can do it, but
Speaker 1: women can't. But you know cheat you in the Bible,
Speaker 1: have you ever Yeah, you've cheated. Now why did you cheat?
Speaker 1: Because he was cheating, that's right. See you can't even original.
Speaker 1: You just kind of that was seprecation. Oh you're doing
Speaker 1: that and I'm gonna do this even. Do you know
Speaker 1: every person you go to church? Right you? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: want of the color. That's what y'all think. Y'all gotta do. So,
Speaker 1: uh what it's true? I do I church your line
Speaker 1: right right? I might get killed. So do you know
Speaker 1: every man that you read about it in that Bible
Speaker 1: had a lot of women, all of them women what
Speaker 1: Jesus did, but that was it. But all the dudes
Speaker 1: he ran what did like job? When he took his
Speaker 1: with with job, the trials of job, he took his
Speaker 1: wealth and health and his what women? God never said
Speaker 1: Ruth and Naomi they were they belong to one guy.
Speaker 1: We'll see David. But do we follow the Bible word
Speaker 1: for words? Still to this. But me personally, I'm a
Speaker 1: different type of woman because I believe that most menche
Speaker 1: and I believe that most men are going to cheat.
Speaker 1: I believe that. How does that? How does that make
Speaker 1: you different? Now? Because some because some of the women,
Speaker 1: some women believe that men don't cheat. Some women believe
Speaker 1: that they shouldn't cheat. I don't think that should cheat,
Speaker 1: but I expect it. But I'm not. I feel like
Speaker 1: there's don't cheatlie. I think majority of mention this is
Speaker 1: the funny thing that's hilarious to me. There's a small
Speaker 1: number of men who don't cheat. The very ship that
Speaker 1: you like in the dude is the very ship you
Speaker 1: want other women to like him. The dude, right, but
Speaker 1: if he does something that hurts your feeling, women only
Speaker 1: want a certain type of dude. The dude every woman
Speaker 1: in here. You're very attractive. You had some dude that
Speaker 1: was crazy about you and was faithful and would do everything,
Speaker 1: and he bored you to fucking death, and you didn't
Speaker 1: like him. I mean, I'm not gonna say I didn't
Speaker 1: like him or that I got bored, but it didn't
Speaker 1: work out. Any any dude who probably don't mess around
Speaker 1: no more, is having a good time with his boyfriend.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling either way he's cheating. Yeah, that's still cheating.
Speaker 1: Either way, I'm cheating on. I'd rather be cheated on
Speaker 1: with the woman than the boyfriend. What I'm telling you
Speaker 1: nothing else so funny. You want dude, you if you
Speaker 1: describe the dude that you describe in your head, the
Speaker 1: ones that are on these movies and these poems and
Speaker 1: this ship you dude. Dudes like that would bore most
Speaker 1: women to death unless they've had a lot of experiences
Speaker 1: and now and now are open to having some experiences
Speaker 1: that aren't quite what they want because they look for
Speaker 1: the bad boy, come home and lay up for a
Speaker 1: long time, and then that was well, that was back
Speaker 1: when I was a long time ago, when I was young.
Speaker 1: That's right. So now, life, don't kick your head. I
Speaker 1: probably was. I mean we were young, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I wasn't shipped when I was younger at all,
Speaker 1: not like, not by any means. Now that I'm older,
Speaker 1: like you said, I'm like, man, I'm trying to do
Speaker 1: all that. It's like, I mean, I'm not even that old,
Speaker 1: but I still felt like I'm cool. I lived. I lived.
Speaker 1: I don't like. I do, not like the the pain
Speaker 1: that you see in a woman's face when you do something.
Speaker 1: That's the ship right there. So now you just get
Speaker 1: better at it. Yeah, I would think that guys who
Speaker 1: cheat should be worried that their girl is cheating. Too,
Speaker 1: because all the time when you're like, oh, I'm going
Speaker 1: to do this and cover in your tracks, she's like,
Speaker 1: all right, he's out of here. Girl's trip. Call Girl's
Speaker 1: Trip with the side of dick for real. And we're
Speaker 1: very good at cheating because like our friends are in
Speaker 1: on it. Yeah about that guy's cheat, and they don't
Speaker 1: come be there checks. Guys, y'all cheat and do sh
Speaker 1: it off on your own makeup excuses and don't inform
Speaker 1: your friends that they're involved in the cheating. It's what
Speaker 1: I've noticed about you cheating as a unit, and it's
Speaker 1: all and it's and it's but it's always one week leak.
Speaker 1: You can get to commit. You know what happens, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, exactly what always want it the weak link
Speaker 1: and we know him, but it's always Yeah, that's one
Speaker 1: thing about me. When I was cheating, I wouldn't tell anybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even tell my home girls, well except for
Speaker 1: just but Justic was like telling myself, right, or you'll
Speaker 1: be like, I'm going out with Angela and you're not.
Speaker 1: Really that's exactly what I would do. Yeah, like I would,
Speaker 1: I'm not you, but somebody like that, you are you
Speaker 1: are this close to pass that way? No? No, but
Speaker 1: I was saying earlier, I'm really tired today, like I
Speaker 1: couldn't sleep last I'm really tired. I'm sorry. Know I
Speaker 1: like it, like the vibe. Whatever. All right, it's very
Speaker 1: Latin and just there. Whatever. Now let's talk about holiday
Speaker 1: season coming up and being in a new relationship. Right
Speaker 1: when do you bring it up to somebody as a woman,
Speaker 1: what would you advise somebody if they asked you, I've
Speaker 1: been dating this guy for three months? Okay, this is
Speaker 1: a real situation. It's not me, but I need to know,
Speaker 1: like is he just with me? Should I ask? Am
Speaker 1: I asking? What's going on? Are we in a relationship?
Speaker 1: Should you ever bring that up? Well, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what what the lawyers say, never ask a question you
Speaker 1: don't know the answer to, And when you're on the streets,
Speaker 1: you never asked a question they didn't ask. So it
Speaker 1: depends a lot of people always pretend like they want
Speaker 1: to know some what your mama said. If you're looking
Speaker 1: for something you're gonna find, make sure you're ready. And
Speaker 1: a line of chicks don't want to look for around
Speaker 1: the holidays because they want to go holiday like, let's see,
Speaker 1: they always say that people break up the most around
Speaker 1: the holidays. Yeah, the guys, they're trying to save that money.
Speaker 1: They're like, let me get let me get rid of
Speaker 1: this bitch to side. And you don't want to buy
Speaker 1: a present that sucks, not even he's like he's buying presidents.
Speaker 1: It's spending time. Like you gotta choose. You can come
Speaker 1: up with something like, oh my mom's living Virginia. They
Speaker 1: could come up with some kind of lie, but you
Speaker 1: can't lie with a gift. What am I? This guy
Speaker 1: for three years and never met his family. Every year
Speaker 1: he would say he was going to spend time with
Speaker 1: his family and never invited her. He didn't like her.
Speaker 1: What his wife was there, That's that's what I said.
Speaker 1: But she was made him every night his wife was there,
Speaker 1: or maybe his parents were already embarrassing. My dad's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: He's not he's not funny, No, he's hilarious. He's like
Speaker 1: my dad says, a mad inappropriate ship he does inappropriate.
Speaker 1: He's Chinese. Yes, god damn, he's so embarrassing. But so
Speaker 1: he's the Chinese guy and he got a black woman. Yeah, boy,
Speaker 1: did that do he had her mom was here earlier.
Speaker 1: I bet he never with all these products on my
Speaker 1: count why do you have a stove in the bathroom?
Speaker 1: Who fries here? He would say that he is crazy.
Speaker 1: He's spent thanksgiving him one of my friend's houses, and
Speaker 1: he was like, this is just like so food having
Speaker 1: like fried rice and stuff like that for Thanksgiving? You
Speaker 1: are your friends? Think your father? No karate? He does?
Speaker 1: That's that's pretty like, you know what, Most people come
Speaker 1: from one experience, So it's dope that you have culturally
Speaker 1: different experiences that you got that you kind of both
Speaker 1: are right, you know, this is it's cool. I like
Speaker 1: the fact that I have like these different cultures. Have
Speaker 1: you ever done the twenty three and me or whatever?
Speaker 1: Then you find out it's a sale right now? Sale sale?
Speaker 1: What are you're not? It's nondescript. They had to make
Speaker 1: me do it twice because they could not find out
Speaker 1: where it was from. Wit can y'all tell me what
Speaker 1: it is? Because I never answers theory that could probably
Speaker 1: have a negative you like you a swaba spit or whatever,
Speaker 1: and then you stand it in and they tell you
Speaker 1: like you're a genetic makeup. I'm gonna do it. You're
Speaker 1: not just sporting from it like that. It ain't from nowhere. Yo,
Speaker 1: that's weird. No parents found out that she was. She
Speaker 1: was mad as hell. She was so mad. I had
Speaker 1: a lot of white many man, I have a lot
Speaker 1: of my mother's father's wife. So I know they're gonna
Speaker 1: tell me. He said, definitely. But if it's if I
Speaker 1: got white, I want white. I can use deep white.
Speaker 1: I need white, I can cash in. I don't want
Speaker 1: to just be a white dude that people don't recognize that.
Speaker 1: I've been a nigger long enough. I want to break
Speaker 1: this if I want to. If I was, if I
Speaker 1: had white to me, it better to be white. People respect.
Speaker 1: I've a lot of white women have come on to you,
Speaker 1: though not really. I can't knocked off. I never knocked off.
Speaker 1: Probably you would never been with a white woman. I
Speaker 1: don't believe that. Never believe you don't want to be
Speaker 1: with a white woman. That something I don't never seemed
Speaker 1: to me organic where I just see some broad it's
Speaker 1: never seen. It always seemed like some old you've seen
Speaker 1: very white women accessible for I'm available. But I tell
Speaker 1: you what, if something happened to my wife, I'm going
Speaker 1: to get me a Spanish woman. What can they get
Speaker 1: naked when they get drunk and if something happen to her,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get me a uh Dominican of Porto y Why?
Speaker 1: Why is that why I've been with I've done that,
Speaker 1: you know what? Maybe maybe maybe an angel the thing
Speaker 1: for me? This is this just the truth for me,
Speaker 1: for me when I see black woman, not I don't.
Speaker 1: It's not some misguid that since loyally, I've just never
Speaker 1: seen anything that moved me like they do. Okay, they
Speaker 1: shut up more. But the way they the way they moved,
Speaker 1: the way they whold ship, the way they this is
Speaker 1: to me nobody that I've you ever uh had like
Speaker 1: a food that hurt your stomach after you ate it,
Speaker 1: but you know it's gonna hurt your stomach, but it's
Speaker 1: so good because I'm going home, I'm gonna be in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. I'm gonna be home. I can only eat
Speaker 1: something here. So a white woman's never sucked a dick
Speaker 1: or anything. Wow, Yeah, if you pay them that the same,
Speaker 1: I don't see you having to pay Why do you
Speaker 1: have I think he was telling a joke. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you wasn't cheating, but it looked like he
Speaker 1: was serious. I was, I was, I wasn't kidding. But no,
Speaker 1: it's not, it's not that, it's just not. I don't
Speaker 1: it's not a misguided says the lord. It's just they don't.
Speaker 1: Women of color. I like black and Latin women. I
Speaker 1: think they're just those are the best women. The black
Speaker 1: woman and the lying woman, they're the best. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: enough if you think it's cheating if you pay them,
Speaker 1: is that cheating? So it's not cheating if a woman
Speaker 1: pays a jigglo either. We had a jigglo one hand
Speaker 1: the other day. Well, she better use my money. I
Speaker 1: don't don't worry Overen had to pay. There are some
Speaker 1: men that, like you said, oh, I wouldn't think you
Speaker 1: had to pay. Men don't have to pay to pay
Speaker 1: out of convene. They pay you to come, handle your
Speaker 1: blasies and shut the but they pay you to shout
Speaker 1: out okay and leave. But I don't. I don't pay.
Speaker 1: I'm paying you to leave. I'm paying you not ask
Speaker 1: me no questions, but so okay, So I'm paying you
Speaker 1: to cut the chase. Now I'm paying you to come
Speaker 1: to chase I don't want to bullshit. I don't want
Speaker 1: to on the Mallberry bush bitch. You know what I want.
Speaker 1: I got to check for you like we would them out,
Speaker 1: like we were saying, you can still pay her and
Speaker 1: she can still tell like paying her ain't gonna change nothing,
Speaker 1: but at least at least at least you have something
Speaker 1: to throw back, at least like you know you ain't.
Speaker 1: If you do that, you ruin your business. The confusion
Speaker 1: but what are we transaction? Because the confusion of the
Speaker 1: what are we? Questions? Right? But you know what this is.
Speaker 1: I think when I think a lot of times guys
Speaker 1: will all for girls money because it just gets all
Speaker 1: the mental stuff on. Yeah, that's just you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. She wants and it happens. But if you
Speaker 1: dig it, like if you digg a woman like the
Speaker 1: for me, just me, I can't speak for if you
Speaker 1: dig a woman you dig doing it for you dig it.
Speaker 1: I agree with that. I don't like. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't if I want you to. It's a whole different
Speaker 1: But that's a different, a different kind of thing. You
Speaker 1: know that you like somebody, you don't really like somebody
Speaker 1: you want to pay for that you just would like
Speaker 1: you would like to have sex with them, That's why.
Speaker 1: But but now I'm so old if like, if I can't,
Speaker 1: I can't. You have to have a way about you.
Speaker 1: And if you have a way about you, I want
Speaker 1: you to be all right. I don't want like I
Speaker 1: was in the I was in the store yesterday and uh,
Speaker 1: I think I told you the story. I was in
Speaker 1: the store and they said, hey, you stupid bitch, like
Speaker 1: he said that third literally about it. Why would you
Speaker 1: even want to be with somebody you think that little love? What?
Speaker 1: What is the thing about that? That don't make you
Speaker 1: a man? That's why? Why would you want to dehumanize somebody?
Speaker 1: And that's how you Why would you want to you
Speaker 1: want to be around like life is so short? Why
Speaker 1: would you want to be around anybody that doesn't do
Speaker 1: it for you? Said you like a superman? You know
Speaker 1: what it is? This is my honest truth. Man, A
Speaker 1: man is never supposed to I think that women, women
Speaker 1: of color, all women, but a man has a certain
Speaker 1: level of responsibility, like you shouldn't just let no woman
Speaker 1: get her ass, which you should just let some ship slide.
Speaker 1: And the only if you're a man and the only
Speaker 1: you only read you exist on the face of the
Speaker 1: earth is to protect and provide for the people you love.
Speaker 1: That's all you exist for. So if you and that
Speaker 1: extends to everybody that's in your in your circle like
Speaker 1: that when that guerrilla, uh, that baby fell in with
Speaker 1: that guerrilla and Cincinnati and they shot to guerrilla. He
Speaker 1: only exists to provide and protect for his family. That's
Speaker 1: all he does. That's what he never wants tried to
Speaker 1: hurt the baby. The females ran on the hill and
Speaker 1: he was like, who baby is this? But I think
Speaker 1: men and I think women act like they act now
Speaker 1: because you said something earlier. You said it is because
Speaker 1: they can work and they could they get they have
Speaker 1: their own money. It used to be a time a
Speaker 1: woman knew there was a dude who had her back,
Speaker 1: and she didn't want to act a certain wife whether
Speaker 1: he had another family, and that was an issue. It
Speaker 1: was that you knew he's gonna do what he had
Speaker 1: to do to take care of his family and he
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna let nobody do anything to it that she.
Speaker 1: I think women feel unprotected and that's why they act
Speaker 1: like that. You know what part of the problem though
Speaker 1: with men cheating is that sometimes the other woman feels
Speaker 1: like really entitled and disrespectful, and that's the problem that
Speaker 1: men like they cheat, and then the other woman is
Speaker 1: I got your man, you don't want you, and they've
Speaker 1: been email this is not fun. But I'm saying that's
Speaker 1: the disrespect because it's not even that you just cheated
Speaker 1: and you're taking care of home, but you're not taking
Speaker 1: care of home, and somebody else could come talk about you.
Speaker 1: Look here, look here. It was three You were young dudes,
Speaker 1: so you don't know. I'm sorry your wife hit me
Speaker 1: right before. This is right when I grew up in
Speaker 1: the three rules, it was that you had to be home.
Speaker 1: You had to take care of your family. You had
Speaker 1: to be home for the street lights came on and
Speaker 1: the sun came up, and you couldn't let no bullshit
Speaker 1: come to your house right hour. But the idea was
Speaker 1: I knew dudes and a lot of dudes who grew
Speaker 1: who raised two families, and there was both on the
Speaker 1: other side of the town. And they met at the funeral.
Speaker 1: But everybody understood they always met at the funeral. They like,
Speaker 1: they're looking like daddy. But people both both parties got
Speaker 1: that this dude, take care of us, and I don't
Speaker 1: want to see. It's it's the choices you make. Like
Speaker 1: I think that women judge men on the choices that
Speaker 1: you this bitchy Oh come on right, And but not
Speaker 1: even whether the guy cheated on me with her or not.
Speaker 1: If is somebody in the past before me, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you were her. That's like anybody. Going back to what
Speaker 1: you were saying about having different families and stuff, y'all
Speaker 1: know that I have a sister that sixteen days younger
Speaker 1: than me, and my mother and her mother. Neither one
Speaker 1: of my mother's is my is my my father's wife.
Speaker 1: Damn he didn't played like you know, but how does
Speaker 1: that affect you? Because then you also have to think
Speaker 1: how does that affect the families and the kids? Well,
Speaker 1: growing up the mothers, you know, we're against each other.
Speaker 1: As we grew up, and my father kept us, all
Speaker 1: the children close, the mothers had no choice but to
Speaker 1: accept each other, and my mother, my mother, and my
Speaker 1: favorite stepmother became really close over the years. Unfortunately, the
Speaker 1: third mother never really joined in, and you know they
Speaker 1: just never you know, got your father. But my father
Speaker 1: kept all like me and my brothers and sisters. We
Speaker 1: are all very very close. No, he wasn't. And he
Speaker 1: kept us family, orient said, he kept us with with
Speaker 1: his family a lot growing up. And um, my father
Speaker 1: has a type. We all look. You can't tell whose
Speaker 1: mothers who because all of us look exactly like because
Speaker 1: all of our mothers look like sisters. You know, I
Speaker 1: respect well, there's there used to be a thing called
Speaker 1: honor among fays. We're doing dirt, but at least we
Speaker 1: get it. But I remember I got jammed up, right,
Speaker 1: So I had knocked this check up and she had
Speaker 1: the baby, and the baby got killed. I heard by
Speaker 1: her boyfriend, and so it was a horrible, horrible experience.
Speaker 1: So I had this baby, I'm paying for I'm I'm
Speaker 1: a boy, I'm scared, I'm married, I'm just starting out
Speaker 1: my career and I um, I get a call from
Speaker 1: my boy and he said, your your son is in
Speaker 1: the hospital. And I go and they were cape buried
Speaker 1: and she was from Cabra. So I go to the
Speaker 1: hospital and this boy uh was laying in the bed
Speaker 1: and apparently her boyfriend is shacking him and and and
Speaker 1: her damaged. So what I always thought about was that
Speaker 1: I knew that one day I would be mad enough
Speaker 1: to tell my woman what had happened, and it would
Speaker 1: either because I think you shouldn't leave children out there
Speaker 1: by themselfs. But I was weak and dumb small, So
Speaker 1: he passes. I'm so funked up. Finally, one day I
Speaker 1: tell my wife. You know what she said to me,
Speaker 1: I wish you'd have told me and we could have
Speaker 1: went through this together. And that's when. And so months
Speaker 1: years later, I'm at the airport. That was when you
Speaker 1: could remember you should be able to go to the
Speaker 1: airport with your You didn't have to go you didn't
Speaker 1: have to have a ticket to go through. You can
Speaker 1: beat your family or whatever. The girl that that I
Speaker 1: had the baby with it is there. My wife gets it,
Speaker 1: meets me at the plane. I I see her see us,
Speaker 1: and I know she's thinking she got me in the
Speaker 1: trick bag, and I say, baby, this is the girl
Speaker 1: had the baby by. My wife said, I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: for your loss, and I and I felt so small
Speaker 1: because I was. I was a coward two ways, and
Speaker 1: it starts to change the way you see stuff. I
Speaker 1: think when you're very young, and you like I never
Speaker 1: thought that. I never felt bad about my inclinations too.
Speaker 1: I have felt bad about the damages is done to
Speaker 1: the people in my life, and I don't want to
Speaker 1: be the kind of guy that, in the end of
Speaker 1: your life, you just broken a bunch of people, children
Speaker 1: and women and family. And so I think a lot
Speaker 1: of guys feel like that. It doesn't mean that I
Speaker 1: don't do what I do, but it's it means that
Speaker 1: I take measure of what I do. And it doesn't
Speaker 1: like I feel bad for you that you you were
Speaker 1: telling me about your your father and how I kept
Speaker 1: you would have been he would have been that to me.
Speaker 1: I think I would have been that kind of guy.
Speaker 1: And it makes me sad for you that something like
Speaker 1: that happens to you, but it makes me happy. It
Speaker 1: makes me happy for you that you had a man
Speaker 1: that guided you through that he wasn't a coward, and
Speaker 1: I don't No matter what I do with the rest
Speaker 1: of my life, I'll always know that moments where the
Speaker 1: common I was a coward. The craziest thing about all
Speaker 1: of that is that, of course we all were raised together,
Speaker 1: but I didn't find out that I always thought that
Speaker 1: I was a year older than my sister. I didn't
Speaker 1: find out that we were sixteen days apart until maybe
Speaker 1: like three or four years. That's crazy, So you never
Speaker 1: really knew like her, No, so that part, like I
Speaker 1: knew that we were all snair steps, Like I knew that,
Speaker 1: you know, he went back and forth back and forth
Speaker 1: because there's a brother, there's a brother and another sister
Speaker 1: that we're all like a year year year year, you know.
Speaker 1: So I knew he was going back and forth. But
Speaker 1: when I found out that my sister was sixteen, my
Speaker 1: head was borne, like I couldn't believe that. So I
Speaker 1: can't right, that means that means our mother has been
Speaker 1: pregnant at the same time, the same amount of mom
Speaker 1: the same amount of weeks going through the station, and
Speaker 1: he's going back and forth between them, but still got
Speaker 1: a wife at home, and then she turned around and
Speaker 1: had a baby after we were born. I have a
Speaker 1: brother that's younger than us. That is by your problem
Speaker 1: is you know math, that's your you didn't start reading ship.
Speaker 1: That's fact that he like raised you guys together and
Speaker 1: that y'all. So he took care of all of us.
Speaker 1: We were I was in the private school and everything,
Speaker 1: but my the mother even though the mothers fod each
Speaker 1: other so much, he didn't care. He snatched us up
Speaker 1: and had had us with his family, and he were
Speaker 1: able to be together no matter what our mothers. You know,
Speaker 1: we're going through amongst themselves, playing on each other phone
Speaker 1: and the fighting and all of that. He made sure
Speaker 1: that he grabbed us up and they picked us up
Speaker 1: and took us holidays together and everything and everything is
Speaker 1: the thing. This is the women say funny things. When
Speaker 1: he wanted to give an advice to you, gotta let
Speaker 1: a man be a man. How do you let a
Speaker 1: man be a man? I am? You know. I think
Speaker 1: that one of the things that one of the reasons
Speaker 1: I was interested in talking to you because I watched
Speaker 1: I watch what you do. And the thing about a
Speaker 1: woman is you you pick your shots and you do
Speaker 1: it as good as I've seen anybody. In the meeting.
Speaker 1: I'm doing a long time because you between two pretty
Speaker 1: strong personalities. But there isn't a week that goes by
Speaker 1: that I don't remember something you said. And I'm not
Speaker 1: inclined to listen to women. I'm just not. I don't
Speaker 1: want some movies. I'm not being disrespectful, I just you
Speaker 1: have to be very interesting on a level I understand
Speaker 1: or am interested in for me. But I always hear
Speaker 1: something you say, and it's because you come across as
Speaker 1: human and you you know how bright you gotta be
Speaker 1: to be as bright as the day. That's that's a
Speaker 1: pretty amazing thing. And so that's what interested to me
Speaker 1: in me. And then I got the little uh Latin
Speaker 1: and nice and I went out and I got to
Speaker 1: know my side. Now when you think about somebody like
Speaker 1: Cardi B. Since we're talking about women, and you know,
Speaker 1: you know, she recently said that she feels like she
Speaker 1: wants to be more Pg. Thirteen. They made it because
Speaker 1: she sees a lot of girls just as her for
Speaker 1: Halloween and are looking up to her. Do you think
Speaker 1: that Cardi B? Is? It's not my thing, but I
Speaker 1: can't judge it. I mean, everybody I like hear his
Speaker 1: bloody shoes. I mean, I think people. I think you
Speaker 1: have to give somebody credit for managing to be heard
Speaker 1: through all this clutter. And I think it's it's kind
Speaker 1: of like wanting to be married after you already had
Speaker 1: some kids, you know what I mean, You've already become,
Speaker 1: you know, a star, and then you want a level
Speaker 1: of responsibility and that's not bad either. Um. I think
Speaker 1: that most people who are who actudent only make something happen.
Speaker 1: It's it's better to feel a sense of responsibility than
Speaker 1: to not, because some people say, don't change who you are,
Speaker 1: just continue to be unfiltered and uncensored. But you know,
Speaker 1: she probably didn't know that she was gonna end up
Speaker 1: being It's a surprise, and I think that it's human
Speaker 1: for somebody to realize that people are listening to them
Speaker 1: and to feel a sense of responsibility. And to me,
Speaker 1: that resonates more to me than fucking you know who
Speaker 1: I want, I know where I'm at, you know who
Speaker 1: I be. I'll never but I relate to her as
Speaker 1: an artist. Some of the greatest things that ever happened
Speaker 1: were accidents. Fucking champagne, penicillin, America, all accidents, so and
Speaker 1: and they turned out pretty good. So I think people too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's dope that she all of a sudden
Speaker 1: is looking at people around her and seeing kids dressing
Speaker 1: like her and seeing something and not wanting to just
Speaker 1: uh take the money and run. Right now, let me
Speaker 1: ask you this, being that you have it, your daughter
Speaker 1: works with you, right, Um, what do you tell her
Speaker 1: about being in a relationship, like should she expect that
Speaker 1: a man teaching? Would you say, okay, give him another chance,
Speaker 1: or would you be angry? My my daughter says something
Speaker 1: to me that kind of hurt me and made me
Speaker 1: both my daughter that one works for me and one
Speaker 1: just takes money from me. But I I want a
Speaker 1: man who loves me like I know you love my mother,
Speaker 1: but to not be you because I'm I'm I'm I'm
Speaker 1: a selfish dude. I feel entitled to do ship and
Speaker 1: it's is you can see it in your your daughter.
Speaker 1: One time, my daughter sit on the radio, It's like
Speaker 1: if you found out the Superman wasn't what he said
Speaker 1: he was. Where does the sense of entitlement come from?
Speaker 1: I think the way you grow up it was never success.
Speaker 1: It was like I always thought that that you, just
Speaker 1: like all of you, I had to fight to be.
Speaker 1: Like I was talking to you, you have to fight
Speaker 1: to be heard, you have to fight to count, you
Speaker 1: have to like in a family and a situation right,
Speaker 1: and so so when you when you when you live
Speaker 1: your life fighting, what does the victor get the spoils? Right?
Speaker 1: If you win the war, you get the ship that
Speaker 1: they were fighting for so you that that gives you
Speaker 1: a sense of time. I never felt guilty about what
Speaker 1: I did, and I think that that's an abusive stance
Speaker 1: to take. Like I'm aware of what I do and
Speaker 1: and and have been. I just don't necessarily haven't always
Speaker 1: taken the measurement. Have you ever done therapy? I drinks?
Speaker 1: I knew it. I swear to god. You talk just
Speaker 1: like my ex boyfriend, and he's a Pisces and a
Speaker 1: lot of your views are very very bad fish, you know,
Speaker 1: like what you said about it's not the fact that
Speaker 1: what you're doing, your actions and cheating that bothers him.
Speaker 1: He that don't bother him. It's the hurt that he caused,
Speaker 1: Like and he said that to me before, like you know,
Speaker 1: like me seeing like what I did to you and
Speaker 1: made me see like damn, I'm really fucking up for
Speaker 1: doing that you But he don't think what he did
Speaker 1: was fucked up. You ever feel like you could be
Speaker 1: in love with like ever fun and love with somebody else,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think that you can. I don't
Speaker 1: think that love is a love is not a limited
Speaker 1: uh options. You have amazing capacity for love. I think
Speaker 1: that it would be difficult for me to feel the
Speaker 1: way I do about I was very lucky and to
Speaker 1: help a couple of ways. She's known me since I
Speaker 1: was eighteen years old, so she she knows the totality
Speaker 1: of me. So anybody meeting me now it's in mid stream.
Speaker 1: It's easy to dig me now. But when I was scared,
Speaker 1: when I was weak, or when I was had a
Speaker 1: regular nine But but so so every relationship I have had,
Speaker 1: whether business or personal or sexual, is about what is this?
Speaker 1: What's this all about? You always have that in the
Speaker 1: back of it, like, Okay, you know, I am so
Speaker 1: lad that people give me something. I'd be like, I
Speaker 1: don't care how that happens. I don't. I don't like
Speaker 1: something to be like, no woman is with a man
Speaker 1: like it's so funny because a lot of women aren't women.
Speaker 1: They want to be with they do they settle for
Speaker 1: settling down. It's like, I really want to be that's right,
Speaker 1: So I don't. I don't feel bad. I'm like, my
Speaker 1: old lady could have did better. She got me. She's like,
Speaker 1: I could have been with well, you with me. I
Speaker 1: don't care being a company real, you ain't gonna do that.
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna do watch your conduct. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: think I think that you can't. The best thing you
Speaker 1: can ever do for another human being is to not
Speaker 1: necessarily tell them what you do, but to tell them
Speaker 1: who you are. And you can tell them in all
Speaker 1: kinds of by being consistently who you are, but but
Speaker 1: by standing to a set of standards you believe. Then Like,
Speaker 1: I've been such a It's so funny to me because
Speaker 1: I've been. I have done such horrible things as a
Speaker 1: young man, and such fearful and weak things as a
Speaker 1: young man. It's why I think I see the world
Speaker 1: the way I do now. I just think that you.
Speaker 1: I don't want to live my life being afraid to
Speaker 1: lose something. After all I've been through, I believe that
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to say what I believe and and and
Speaker 1: let the chips fall with it. Man. Wow, I mean,
Speaker 1: so do you lie? Like if you get caught doing
Speaker 1: by the police to the police, But I mean like
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, was you with this? No, I will
Speaker 1: say this. I will make sure that you want to
Speaker 1: hear what I have to say before I say it. Wow.
Speaker 1: So basically like you really want to I'll tell you, right, ring.
Speaker 1: You gotta give people you know you're going to roller coaster,
Speaker 1: and they always go, here's your last chance to get
Speaker 1: I tried to do that all right now, I want
Speaker 1: to switch gears a little bit. I was telling the girls,
Speaker 1: I watched the show right, my six hundred pound life.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen that show with the people that
Speaker 1: are like six hundred pounds and over? And I want
Speaker 1: to ask you, have you ever given up on trying
Speaker 1: to help somebody that needs help? I was watching the
Speaker 1: show right the woman is six hundred and sixty one pounds.
Speaker 1: Her sister was being so mean to her, and I
Speaker 1: felt kind of bad for her because she was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I need to go to this doctor in Houston, and
Speaker 1: I need you to drive me. I really want to
Speaker 1: get better. I found this doctor and she's like no,
Speaker 1: and then she's like, I'll go with you, but I'm
Speaker 1: not driving it too far. We gotta get on the plane.
Speaker 1: And you know how hard it is for somebody six
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty pounds. She had to buy the whole
Speaker 1: row and not not even just that, but like it
Speaker 1: was hard for her to even get outside the house,
Speaker 1: get in the car, get to the airport, get on
Speaker 1: the plane, she was embarrassed. It was humiliating. Then when
Speaker 1: she got to the hotel, she was um. She went
Speaker 1: to the bathroom and there was blood all in her yearine,
Speaker 1: so something mustn't happened, like you know, she's traveling. They
Speaker 1: had to take her to the hospital. Anyway, I'm obsessed
Speaker 1: with the show, but I kind of felt like her
Speaker 1: sister was being really rude and nasty to her, like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you there and then I'm gonna leave you.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I don't heard you say this before.
Speaker 1: And I was wondering, because you know, she could die
Speaker 1: her family if she doesn't have somebody help her or whatever.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had to give up on somebody because
Speaker 1: you just felt like they're just not gonna I think
Speaker 1: I've given up. Like I have a cousin who's my um.
Speaker 1: He's he is the most charming crackhead I've ever and
Speaker 1: I I want to believe so I can say that
Speaker 1: I've said to him, there are things I won't do
Speaker 1: for you, but I'll never let you just die like
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna. I just I think that it would
Speaker 1: be the height of hypocrisy for me to give up
Speaker 1: on somebody when people didn't give up on me. But
Speaker 1: I can't let you just keep making me look weak,
Speaker 1: like he would just do things like he would take
Speaker 1: my daughter's you know, uh ps two and sell it.
Speaker 1: It's just just all kinds of things that made me
Speaker 1: look so fucking dumb. So I said, I, you know,
Speaker 1: like I'll sneaky like I but I don't want to
Speaker 1: give up on them to the extent that he don't
Speaker 1: believe anybody in the corner in this corner, So I
Speaker 1: can say that things I won't be available for, but
Speaker 1: I'll never just say if he's like I want to
Speaker 1: go get help, I found a doctor, You're there if
Speaker 1: he can fool me enough to believe he believes it.
Speaker 1: Like there's some people hard and hard so much that
Speaker 1: go you lie to me so many times, and now
Speaker 1: you're gonna pay for this. I don't believe that as
Speaker 1: a human being, you're right is to take chances with
Speaker 1: people you love. And if you your your responsibility, is
Speaker 1: it what a coward you are? And like I said,
Speaker 1: I spent enough for my life being weak and small
Speaker 1: that I don't want to do that again. So I'd
Speaker 1: rather air on the side of doing something that make
Speaker 1: that maybe make me look foolish and not being there
Speaker 1: for human being, Right, I like that point you just
Speaker 1: you started to make and then you kind of cut
Speaker 1: yourself off. But when you was like what a coward
Speaker 1: you are? For? Like not what giving a person another chance?
Speaker 1: Is that basically what you're gonna say? Yeah, giving them
Speaker 1: another chance because they've done something before or whatever the case.
Speaker 1: When you, when you have done things in your life
Speaker 1: you feel cowardly about, you spend every other moment trying
Speaker 1: to make sure that you don't feel that way. Right,
Speaker 1: that's it. That's an unrelenting thing. And we all have
Speaker 1: done cowardly things, like let's keep it real, everybody in here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but most people don't admit it. I'm one of those
Speaker 1: people who don't admit it. Now, none of us in
Speaker 1: here have ever been married. We haven't right relationship for
Speaker 1: seven and a half years. I agree. But so I
Speaker 1: always think that when peop to get married, they stopped
Speaker 1: having sex after a while, and they go for long periods.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I think that, maybe because I
Speaker 1: know I was in a living relationship for seven and
Speaker 1: a half years, and even through all our problems, the
Speaker 1: only time we didn't have sex was that, you know,
Speaker 1: thirty five days after I gave birth to my son.
Speaker 1: Like we were we would be mad at each other
Speaker 1: and I'll be like, like we went to Yeah, we
Speaker 1: waited thirty five days. What's the point of having to
Speaker 1: latinether if you can't have sex. Rather in I was
Speaker 1: really young and we were like rabbits, like we wanted
Speaker 1: to have mad sex. Like I went into labor from
Speaker 1: having sex, like we were having sex. Yes, And even
Speaker 1: though like I was saying, then something in the way,
Speaker 1: somebody's closed the door. I'm serious, we went into that
Speaker 1: like that morning. I can tell you when I'm when
Speaker 1: I went into labor that morning. Um, you know they
Speaker 1: say you start nesting. So I woke up and I
Speaker 1: started like washing dishes at like it was four in
Speaker 1: the morning. I couldn't sleep, and he woke up at
Speaker 1: like five thirty for work, and I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: let's have sex before you go to work. And we
Speaker 1: had sex. And that's when I was like, Okay, I
Speaker 1: got a contraction, and he was like, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna calling him. I'm not gonna go in and amekr sir.
Speaker 1: But anyway, through the seven and a half years. Like
Speaker 1: we would have nasty arguments, nasty fights, sex, we wouldn't um,
Speaker 1: we wouldn't we would we wouldn't even be talking. But
Speaker 1: we would still like manage to have sex like five
Speaker 1: times in the week every single week, like we wouldn't
Speaker 1: like like we literally would not be talking when be
Speaker 1: going about our business. I'll do my day, he'll do
Speaker 1: his day. We'll meet each other in the house and
Speaker 1: I'll be like, all right, are you ready, and we'll
Speaker 1: just go out. I'll turn around, we'll have sex. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you are the best, the best being on the face
Speaker 1: of the earth. Serious and I'm serious then and then
Speaker 1: we'll finish and I was like, all right, get me
Speaker 1: the rag and we'll go right back in. That's the
Speaker 1: last words will say to each other. You love each
Speaker 1: other during sex and everything still sometimes but it would
Speaker 1: be like argument sex, It'll be like yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: it'll be like things like that. Definitely, let's getting um,
Speaker 1: you know, like I like that. That's not that I
Speaker 1: think a lot of women. I think every woman does
Speaker 1: not everybody a little bit. It depends out smack in
Speaker 1: the face. I don't really want to get snack and
Speaker 1: that's a hair pull smack like a hairpull. I like
Speaker 1: an hairpull. Think about that and you kid ask, you
Speaker 1: gotta just do it. And sometimes it goes too far.
Speaker 1: So that's how you know. It's making the face of
Speaker 1: appropriate whenness that right time like this, it's only a
Speaker 1: right time when you can get away with this next
Speaker 1: I think that might just ruin my whole movie. I
Speaker 1: was not hit me choking. I'm that's I was dealing
Speaker 1: with somebody and he choked me a little too hard.
Speaker 1: I was like, Nah, this motherfucker might kill me one that,
Speaker 1: Like I really thought that. I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: was like, i gotta stop talking with him because I'm
Speaker 1: about to die, like because I had never even been
Speaker 1: choked before. So he didn't what you like that at first?
Speaker 1: The first time it was cool, but the second time,
Speaker 1: I guess he was like, let me put a little
Speaker 1: more pressure, like let me turning blue and ship like
Speaker 1: you're turning blue now? Literally, no, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I couldn't breathe like, I was like, na, he's that's
Speaker 1: not because he like started to come, you know, he
Speaker 1: was coming, so he got a chill, like you know,
Speaker 1: they didn't come fast or otherwise somebody go in hospital.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, he would have been a jail for
Speaker 1: the way to die. And he wasn't even trying to murder.
Speaker 1: He wasn't just coming. He was trying to probably would
Speaker 1: have got off of that, no, not actually would have
Speaker 1: got off of that back, Yeah, he was. He wasn't
Speaker 1: get off. I think you could kill somebody with an alibi.
Speaker 1: He still ain't getting They had a dude in New
Speaker 1: Jersey to kill a shot of dude that was breaking
Speaker 1: into his house to kill his son. To my mentality
Speaker 1: type ship. He didn't get off because people do get
Speaker 1: off of the rough sex thing. Gucci man got off him.
Speaker 1: What's the safe word? Stop? I was, I can't tell
Speaker 1: you this, I can't. This cat is a he's a
Speaker 1: famous comp. I can't tell you his name. So he
Speaker 1: playing his gig and King Accommodate and uh we in
Speaker 1: the Bay Area, right, and so I get this knock
Speaker 1: on my door and uh, this cat comes, he said,
Speaker 1: man kind of my room. I go, I go, I go,
Speaker 1: what's up? He goes, something's wrong. So he had he
Speaker 1: had this ship. She's tied up to the bed and
Speaker 1: she's naked and she's unconscious and uh, he said, I said, man,
Speaker 1: what happened? He said, he had this cat of nine tales?
Speaker 1: Was this that whip? And he was they had always
Speaker 1: whipped like he that he whipped her and um, all
Speaker 1: of a sudden she told him it was hurting and
Speaker 1: he couldn't stop. I said. He said, I couldn't stop
Speaker 1: because why he whipped. So then I said, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not in this ship and I'm
Speaker 1: not touching nobody. And she woke up. She woke up,
Speaker 1: and she said, hey, dl water and then went out
Speaker 1: a right funny's supposed to do. Like man, I'm not
Speaker 1: in it. He was like, here, hold me the body.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't woke up. And I went right through the
Speaker 1: front dad, and they killed somebody. He killed it. She
Speaker 1: didn't wake up. Dat a toad. I swear the guy
Speaker 1: out of toad. You can't be killing motherfucker. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: not doing me. Would you I would help me out
Speaker 1: the body? Yes, they would help me. A friend of you,
Speaker 1: I'm man. I'm not telling if my kids did some
Speaker 1: like I love them, but if they did something that
Speaker 1: it spread out harm to humanity on something just old
Speaker 1: evil hump up. But mean to kill it. I mean,
Speaker 1: she's not dead, but I might have my daughter's but
Speaker 1: my son, I tell on her, my son. If I
Speaker 1: murder somebody, I'm gonna send him to jail. How could
Speaker 1: you do that? I raised you better than now. What
Speaker 1: are you doing murdering people? You gotta go to jail. Somebody.
Speaker 1: It was kind of killed, like if somebody, if it
Speaker 1: was if it was a justifiable kill, I will help.
Speaker 1: But if he's being I don't like that. But if
Speaker 1: he was being an animal about things, you know, like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the police on him, like you gotta
Speaker 1: go do the time? You wouldn't tell him. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you kid, you can. I was an accident. I've watched.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that when I was when I when
Speaker 1: I was a kid, I grew up a Hunting's school
Speaker 1: at lock Guarden. So I'm a little kid, right, not
Speaker 1: a kid, but tinge welve, maybe two or four. These
Speaker 1: kids they go, we got this chick were running the
Speaker 1: trade on that right, And I go, oh wow, I've
Speaker 1: always heard about this. What are you rt? I was
Speaker 1: no um and so I hope that no. No I was.
Speaker 1: So I go and I see this girl and they
Speaker 1: are doing it to her, and I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: think she's this is not She's not with it, and
Speaker 1: I said this ain't. She's not and I remember, so
Speaker 1: I say, I don't. And these dudes are older than me,
Speaker 1: and I like love them and that always been impressed
Speaker 1: by them, but at that moment, I thought that they
Speaker 1: were like it was theirs, like it's one of the
Speaker 1: first times I saw men who I loved and respected,
Speaker 1: seems small to me, like they were. I was like,
Speaker 1: she's a girl and you and so I remember getting
Speaker 1: their clothes and I said, she's not with it, and
Speaker 1: she got and they're older than me, and I'm not
Speaker 1: even scared because I'm like, even if something go left,
Speaker 1: So to put on her clothes and she smelled like
Speaker 1: pennies and it was she smelled like this real weird
Speaker 1: smell that I would later on know that smells like blood,
Speaker 1: like because spell a copper. So I get her clothes.
Speaker 1: We walked and they hit me in the head and
Speaker 1: pushing me and called me and buster and I was
Speaker 1: weak and I never so I walked her to her neighborhood.
Speaker 1: It was like five or maybe eight blocks away. When
Speaker 1: we get the closer. Never she screams and runs towards
Speaker 1: her brother, and this motherfucker picks up a butcher knife
Speaker 1: and she is so hysterical she can't tell him. So
Speaker 1: he's chasing me around the car and he catches me
Speaker 1: and he goes, uh. He said, she said it wasn't him.
Speaker 1: It wasn't him, And he said, I know this nigga,
Speaker 1: know who did it. And I said, I can't tell
Speaker 1: you who did it. He said, if you don't tell
Speaker 1: me who did it, I'm gonna cut you. I said,
Speaker 1: but they'll kill me. He said, I swear to guy,
Speaker 1: you got three. I'm accounter three. You're gonna tell me.
Speaker 1: And I closed my eyes and waited for him the
Speaker 1: cup and so he didn't. And so while I'm walking away,
Speaker 1: he hit it like both the mothers. The dude my
Speaker 1: neighborhood was hitting me, and he was hitting me because
Speaker 1: I'm getting my ask with her and I ain't. Don't
Speaker 1: sit it wrong. So you months weeks later, at this
Speaker 1: joint called Smithy's Liquor Store on hun, I see this
Speaker 1: dude and he says, thank you. But I always like
Speaker 1: to me even though I I wanted to be like,
Speaker 1: I didn't think that it was right to do ship
Speaker 1: to people that you knew you could. And even though
Speaker 1: I did, like the thing with my son, or I've
Speaker 1: done things that made me feel well, I always thought
Speaker 1: that I always knew. The greatest thing I've ever done
Speaker 1: to me is that that now I know I'm a
Speaker 1: human being. Like, I don't think it's so. I think
Speaker 1: that you're supposed to go all out for people you love.
Speaker 1: I think you're supposed to try. I think you're supposed
Speaker 1: to treat everybody with a level of certain respect in
Speaker 1: d City. And I think if it costs you skin,
Speaker 1: that's the price you paid for being a human. When
Speaker 1: did you know he was gonna be a comedian? I
Speaker 1: never thought about it. I never like I always knew.
Speaker 1: I was like I was really dumb, so chicks would
Speaker 1: always laugh at me. You know, do key either hustle
Speaker 1: or the sport or play sports or make chicks laugh.
Speaker 1: That's how you got When I was a kid, that
Speaker 1: was what my career choice was. I wanted to be
Speaker 1: a calm a comedian, and I wanted to be like
Speaker 1: a voiceover person like Hello and welcome to movie phone.
Speaker 1: That's the best ship ever, I swear you're thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm a little tired to them. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you ain't on energy. That's like I told
Speaker 1: you about that. I didn't we have a conversation about it.
Speaker 1: What I switch because first of all, you're not even
Speaker 1: drinking your bit too. I ain't gonna lie that. Burbon
Speaker 1: I got back to sibies rescue dogs they have you
Speaker 1: never get your rescue dog rescue dog rescue dogs, like,
Speaker 1: of course you're side baby rescue rescue dogs. They know
Speaker 1: they was this close to going out. Let always say,
Speaker 1: she's been through the system, Like, listen to the system.
Speaker 1: So you don't mind that she's been through the system. Coyal.
Speaker 1: She loved me, very loyal. You know why she knows.
Speaker 1: She and she like we're the same. You'll be doing
Speaker 1: that ship in the cover you and I must never alright,
Speaker 1: so listen, we appreciate you for coming through. We never
Speaker 1: really listen. This is a big deal deal. Huguley was here,
Speaker 1: one of our biggest guests ever, and you told him
Speaker 1: great stories. I was like, what are we going to
Speaker 1: talk to him about? I'm glad you're do no chicken
Speaker 1: and you the fucking dope ship ever so much. Drunk. Man,
Speaker 1: she's gonna be ned and I'm drunk. I told Jack
Speaker 1: and drink. Yeah she might. I can't do it. I'm fine.
Speaker 1: I don't thank you. I don't want to be one.
Speaker 1: But that's another thing. I have a drinking problem. I
Speaker 1: can't just have a shot once I drink. I gotta
Speaker 1: drink the whole bottle. I love you serious the best ever.
Speaker 1: It's true, Ray, you know what. I was wanted to
Speaker 1: ask you how your name because then the term DL
Speaker 1: came about, and I feel like that had to suck.
Speaker 1: Actually really actually like this naked do it so much?
Speaker 1: That was that? That was like the first time ever,
Speaker 1: Like when I grew up, it was deal was baseball?
Speaker 1: What was that in base it was disabled sports? Disabled?
Speaker 1: You can't be so your nickname was disabled. My name
Speaker 1: is Darrell Lead. But this is getting word, he said
Speaker 1: to him. He just made him just hate just that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then uh and then uh, no way around. And
Speaker 1: then there was like then it became download I guess
Speaker 1: something and everybody was reading and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: stuck with the name because I always felt like I
Speaker 1: don't want to just call you d L. I'm at
Speaker 1: the I'm the postal check and I remember somebody said
Speaker 1: you downlow. I'm like what but but and they could
Speaker 1: do it so much he got that like I just
Speaker 1: I just laughed because I thought about it, like down't wait,
Speaker 1: you didn't know that's what we would talking about this
Speaker 1: whole time. No I did, but I just thought about it,
Speaker 1: and it made me make you Puerto Rico. That's certain
Speaker 1: names that suct like if you're a white girl named Becky,
Speaker 1: and I saw Becky came out like when Erica be
Speaker 1: put out. Tyrone definitely went through it with Stephanie happy
Speaker 1: yeahs over it's so yeah like and some dude said
Speaker 1: it to me and fucking Memphis something. What are you saying?
Speaker 1: What do you sud like you because of that? Like
Speaker 1: we know you, but you know what they think about it.
Speaker 1: I've never this is probably horrible, but nobody has ever
Speaker 1: like gay dudes, don't come on me, white come on
Speaker 1: to me, like I'm like, hey man, I'm attracting right
Speaker 1: when I was a little when I was a young dude,
Speaker 1: this dude as a little boy, he was a cat.
Speaker 1: I can't say name because y'all running this ship just
Speaker 1: to be but he used to He used to he
Speaker 1: was a boy scouting and he used to have all
Speaker 1: little boys over houth. He was not he was knocking
Speaker 1: them all, but he never did it to me. So
Speaker 1: a little boy leader house, crying and with candy in
Speaker 1: the hands. Now I'm not that bad, and I was
Speaker 1: like years later, no one's ever tried to fondle me.
Speaker 1: I've never been you've never been on a casting house never,
Speaker 1: How do you win? Everybody said, Sirie didn't he Oh
Speaker 1: my god? And now you hear about Kevin Spacey. You
Speaker 1: hear about all these people, and it's like nobody, all
Speaker 1: the people getting my findo and nobody touched me inappropriately. Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm doing a whole ary about this whole ring in
Speaker 1: Hollywood have pedophiles. You know that, and I'm sure you
Speaker 1: had to hear stories about it though even before I know.
Speaker 1: But I was sold forlorn because nobody touched me, and
Speaker 1: that that didn't happened like bet and stuff. You know,
Speaker 1: he didn't got enough money to money to beified. Let
Speaker 1: you look at you, but you didn't let me touch you.
Speaker 1: You can be I'm coming with you. You would be
Speaker 1: miss Cleo sla things, but you didn't know about Bill Cosby,
Speaker 1: you know I did. I had an argument with Bill. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember you said that we never will get to
Speaker 1: hear it. Yeah, you never will get here because what
Speaker 1: we were what was that? It was radios? Uh, it
Speaker 1: was kids here and I was hosting the radio show
Speaker 1: and um me Jackie Reid cat named Steve Wilson hosting
Speaker 1: the show. Bill Cosby calls in to do his interview
Speaker 1: and he, uh, he's a dick being obnoxious. I know
Speaker 1: he don't like me, so I go, I'll let them
Speaker 1: do the radios. Didn't like you because I didn't. He didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we did deaf jam and you know it was some
Speaker 1: old he just philosophically didn't agree with the way I
Speaker 1: did comment. So he's doing this interview with Jackie and
Speaker 1: Steve and he's being such a dick. After ten fifteen
Speaker 1: ten ten five ten minutes, I go, Mr Kazi, what
Speaker 1: is it you like us to know? When he goes
Speaker 1: who is this like O dear deluge And you say, nigga,
Speaker 1: you do this? I said, with no offense, Ms Kazi,
Speaker 1: I say nigga, but no chickens ever working with a
Speaker 1: draws on backwards because dude, you could have been my son.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm not your son. I said, I've never
Speaker 1: disrespected the way you do comedy. I said, but but
Speaker 1: but in terms of of of I'm father, I've never
Speaker 1: you know, the ship I've never done and you you
Speaker 1: you just ship on my life because you have a
Speaker 1: certain purview, but you've done things that are morally repugnant
Speaker 1: or words like that. We're back, go, go back and forth.
Speaker 1: He says that he said, get something about this. This
Speaker 1: interview ain't gonna happen. I like the funk it ain't.
Speaker 1: And five of timides later, people from Immage Communications came
Speaker 1: down and put it. They that and like and I'm like,
Speaker 1: so I knew what I've never done, but I've never
Speaker 1: understood and I've admitted here and not just here, how
Speaker 1: cowardly and weak I've been at times in my life.
Speaker 1: But what I've never done is to take something from somebody.
Speaker 1: And I thought that this idea that because you are
Speaker 1: this or that you should be able to extract a
Speaker 1: thing for somebody, like to take something somebody to why
Speaker 1: drugger woman, when lies and bullshit work just as good, right,
Speaker 1: all right? It seems like it's some type of like
Speaker 1: mental issue our Yeah, the way of control it is
Speaker 1: if I and so people and people. I remember people
Speaker 1: got mad at me because I said it. But there's
Speaker 1: no discernible difference between Weinstein or Cosby or Spacey or
Speaker 1: Trump their privileged people. You can say that Bill was
Speaker 1: a white man, black man, but he still did ship
Speaker 1: the black man. But he still did ship that white
Speaker 1: men do. And people think that he didn't do anything
Speaker 1: because they said he never got convicted of anything. Oh
Speaker 1: j didn't get victim so fast. But we've all heard
Speaker 1: the Cosby stories, um dope and growth. Yeah, like growing up.
Speaker 1: Like even when I had that argument with him, it
Speaker 1: was an article and people I forgot what magazine and
Speaker 1: it was on the sixth page. I remember Oprah stopped
Speaker 1: sunk with him because he did so stop. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie. When I was a little my mom told
Speaker 1: me stories about Bill Cosbie. She do some lawyer or
Speaker 1: somebody that she said that he did that to her.
Speaker 1: She was like, if you ever are alone, don't ever
Speaker 1: be alone with Bill Cosby. My mom has told me
Speaker 1: that when I was mad young, why first of all,
Speaker 1: why would I ever be in the room with Bill Cosby? Well,
Speaker 1: I wasn't he never tried to touch Yeah, somebody touched you.
Speaker 1: Please don't stop. You need to reach out to it.
Speaker 1: Lawsuit it, goddamnit. I swear to guy, I closed the
Speaker 1: bronx down. You don't start touching me. Get there? Did
Speaker 1: she say she was from? He just guess that you
Speaker 1: got really from you from man Chelsea? But how did
Speaker 1: you make it that for? From? No? No, not Chelsea
Speaker 1: in the United Kingdom, Chelsea and New York. So I
Speaker 1: don't know what it is, of course, what type of ship.
Speaker 1: But actually I am from the grand guy. He said
Speaker 1: that I've had an apartment here. I guess I grew
Speaker 1: up from Chelsea because my mom lived there, so that's
Speaker 1: where I went to school when a lot of my
Speaker 1: friends were. But my grandmother lived on one name to
Speaker 1: get in the concourse? Where from? Hey, man, where's she from?
Speaker 1: She's look her smile and she's trying to see if
Speaker 1: you guys? Okay, wait, wait, wait what's your last name? Shot?
Speaker 1: My last name? Her real last name? What are you?
Speaker 1: What are you? I'm black? She's not Brooklyn Queens. Oh
Speaker 1: what the funk? I thought you from Philly? You're beautiful?
Speaker 1: How are you from Philly Brows. It's you Amberrows, Vivian
Speaker 1: Green and and and uh and Jill Scott the only
Speaker 1: beautiful woman. That's not true. In the fire shout out
Speaker 1: saw some of your beautiful sisters in a lot of
Speaker 1: beautiful people and Cherry Hill Hills, Jersey Bucks counting that
Speaker 1: they're not it's no beautiful women Philly. That's not don't
Speaker 1: do that. You know it's true. Well you guys saying
Speaker 1: that have you ever seen beautiful women in Philly? You
Speaker 1: was in looking mirror. No, there's some beautiful with my
Speaker 1: best friend from Philly and she's beautiful to you, she
Speaker 1: really is. She really My best friend is from Philly
Speaker 1: and she's beautiful. She's and you see, Mick mill just
Speaker 1: got sentences two to four years. Why violating probation. Who
Speaker 1: hasn't he just want to stand it. He wanted to
Speaker 1: be Tea so bad because because I was always getting
Speaker 1: out of gail until he got his wife together, like
Speaker 1: for having you going to deal for thirty days. I
Speaker 1: went to jail New York for what? Because I had
Speaker 1: a gun at the what? At the I didn't know
Speaker 1: it was illegal that a gun but not I I
Speaker 1: went to jail. But in New York the day that
Speaker 1: they announced that my show was getting picked up by ABC.
Speaker 1: I went to jail the night before. You didn't lose
Speaker 1: your show that they still picked it up. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: good because you know they could have fronted on you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that was before they had Twitter and ship like
Speaker 1: they were back home. So I got arrested and I
Speaker 1: went to what y'all call that? No, it's you'll have
Speaker 1: twenty for our court. Oh yeah, twenty four court. So
Speaker 1: I go, I get arrested. I played the gig. I
Speaker 1: got arrested the jef ke K. I played a gig
Speaker 1: the night before I got caught with a pistol with JFK.
Speaker 1: Go to court at ten o'clock in the night, ten
Speaker 1: o'clock at night. The judge says, uh, mr went have
Speaker 1: to impose significant bail and they say is ten thousand
Speaker 1: dollars and my business masamers. Then she said, you gotta
Speaker 1: have to give us a thousand dollars. You can't go
Speaker 1: ship give it her. I'm out. I go back to
Speaker 1: l A. Then um, I get Dave Becky, who was
Speaker 1: my manager, and Kevin harsh Man, he'd been my match
Speaker 1: for all the time. He goes, nobody's ever gonna find
Speaker 1: out about it. ABC picks me up. I walked to
Speaker 1: the air part with my wife and all on the
Speaker 1: TV deal. He got arrested. It was horrible. Well who told?
Speaker 1: But that wasn't everybody told. But keep it real, that's
Speaker 1: not a bad one. It ain't like you. Because when
Speaker 1: I landed and I had there was no bodies on
Speaker 1: the gun. And this cat named Murray Richmond, who represented
Speaker 1: d m X, said if you have thirty grand, you'll
Speaker 1: never go to jail like thirty grand because it was
Speaker 1: a class D fella. Yeah, Murs and that mothercker came
Speaker 1: to court with essential book and what you'll have since Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd never heard no ship like that. They put me
Speaker 1: in jail right, and they made me take my tenner
Speaker 1: shoes off, my strings off my tenner shoes and uh
Speaker 1: and that the cops left my door open and they're
Speaker 1: like this to sell Anthony Mason for the next was
Speaker 1: in and they left my cell open, and so I
Speaker 1: bought the guards dinner and lunch and ship keep you like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to I'm not going to the regular
Speaker 1: sale because like in l A, if you go to jail,
Speaker 1: l a. They have high power, which means like people.
Speaker 1: It's like what they got Like Sean Penn was right
Speaker 1: next to the nice stalker when he was enjoyed. They
Speaker 1: don't have you. They don't have so I said, you
Speaker 1: ain't got no sale everybody, and so then, uh so
Speaker 1: I buy the people lunch and they kept the door.
Speaker 1: But I was on the phone. My lawyer comes. He
Speaker 1: don't talk about here. But but I went to jail
Speaker 1: and l a for thirty days when I got kicked
Speaker 1: out of high school and got killed with a gun Chad,
Speaker 1: and my mother wouldn't let me out. She's like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna let you. She had this workout, but thirty days,
Speaker 1: thirty days? Did you masturbate? That's not you know, to
Speaker 1: start masturbating our thirty two or so. Well, he was
Speaker 1: a late masturbator. Why aren't you supposed to masturbate? Went
Speaker 1: more when you're younger. But I always got ass oh yeah,
Speaker 1: because you was yeah. I was like, I had this
Speaker 1: girl name and then I ain't say her name because
Speaker 1: you little street. But she had a small point she
Speaker 1: had a small pointy. She had a little pony towel,
Speaker 1: did y'all She looked like kind of like a gorilla.
Speaker 1: But she was sold wonderful. So what made you start masturbating?
Speaker 1: One time they had to stink of the spice shallow, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the channels, and then we were catching a little glass.
Speaker 1: Yeah little you know. I used to steal. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: so you got it all free and I and I
Speaker 1: and I cut it one time when my wife is
Speaker 1: mad at me for getting busted for doing some bullshit.
Speaker 1: I didn't think anything, but all of a sudden, I'm
Speaker 1: so lazy and mastibated. I fall asleep with my hand
Speaker 1: on my dick every leg. That's when you know. That's
Speaker 1: when you know you're lazy. I'm too lazy to butt
Speaker 1: never so fucking wonderful, Like I'm too lazy to get
Speaker 1: to the to the end. I can't talk. That's a
Speaker 1: good really, Sometimes that's when you know you're lazy when
Speaker 1: you can't need to talk dirty to you and then
Speaker 1: goes sleep because I feel like you know how to
Speaker 1: make yourself come really quick if you want to, yeah,
Speaker 1: really quick. Yeah, like you know what you know what
Speaker 1: to do for yourself, so you know how to just
Speaker 1: do it real quick. That's the whole point of it.
Speaker 1: I'm just too romantic sometimes I do with my other hands.
Speaker 1: I think, get somebody else. It's a stranger how you do,
Speaker 1: it's not me. I think it's a longer process with
Speaker 1: a guy than it is for a girl. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do think that because if I ever like done it,
Speaker 1: or seeing somebody doing whatever in the case, like, I
Speaker 1: can make myself come faster that girl's masturbating. A sexy
Speaker 1: guy's masturbating. This like animals. Yes, I like castibating. It's like,
Speaker 1: g you're not gonna like a guy. What you like?
Speaker 1: You like how a guy? I like? I do when
Speaker 1: it's like a nice looking because the guy can't romantically masturbated.
Speaker 1: Guys have big hands, so they got a little dicky
Speaker 1: mascipating and they look like you got you. Guys are wonderful.
Speaker 1: I got to take care with me. I made a
Speaker 1: guy in a masterbase with two hands. Yeah. I used
Speaker 1: to go to I used to go to this joint here.
Speaker 1: I don't even know why we I'm even having this guy,
Speaker 1: But I used to stay at this place called the
Speaker 1: Royalty here right, and it's on forty four, my favorite
Speaker 1: till before I got an apartment there. So I would
Speaker 1: go to the Royalton and back then they had to
Speaker 1: bring you. The porn came in a tape, so they
Speaker 1: had to give it to you right now. So you
Speaker 1: would call down and you would say I want Black
Speaker 1: Rods Latin Bods value. So they would bring it up
Speaker 1: and then they would ask you do you want something,
Speaker 1: you bitch, I don't, I'm good. You want popcorn? And
Speaker 1: I say now they probably want to help. They would
Speaker 1: bring it to you popcorn. It was hilarious. Look to
Speaker 1: the popcorn like you need anything else? Extra hands you
Speaker 1: ever try to hold you ever trying to hold out?
Speaker 1: Are you watching porn like I want to come just yet? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I definitely you got that. One part of your favorite
Speaker 1: porn is yeah do you listen? Do you watch porn
Speaker 1: with volume on the one? Yeah? I was truly my
Speaker 1: side baby, I like watching. Yeah, I don't care. I
Speaker 1: don't want to hear you bit like you care about
Speaker 1: the plot. No, I don't think I care about the sounds.
Speaker 1: I care about this ship get started. Like when it's
Speaker 1: consensual or non consensual porn, you're using too much big
Speaker 1: words where you like it? When the girl is like
Speaker 1: with it or when she's like no, the like's not
Speaker 1: with it? Me too. No, I like it when when
Speaker 1: it's when it's lesbian porn and the one girl not
Speaker 1: with it, but then the other girl talk her into it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's what I non consensual like a part. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, let me skip funk all this talking ship
Speaker 1: where they're gonna start sucking. Yeah. Yeah, And what's really
Speaker 1: good is that now you could like look at it
Speaker 1: and you can see like where you alright, like scenes
Speaker 1: from right here, right you start right here. I never
Speaker 1: knew that about y'all, pervert. I always didn't think it
Speaker 1: was so destination specific women. Yeah I didn't. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I like men like a man
Speaker 1: and a woman porn, like you know, I watch everything
Speaker 1: I like. I like, Uh, I like either two chicks
Speaker 1: old cheeks who are shocked and things. Why just wker
Speaker 1: that's damn people. They call that um century porn or
Speaker 1: something like that. I thought he meant milk. It's called
Speaker 1: I cracked the rim. No, kid, I can't. I don't
Speaker 1: want to see that. That's the only one I dig those.
Speaker 1: I think this centurion point, let me look at this up.
Speaker 1: I'll watch any other porn and stuff for that's just
Speaker 1: called Centurion. How do you know this though, because you'll
Speaker 1: be watching it too. No, I don't watch it. I
Speaker 1: just know a lot about point because I've met a
Speaker 1: lot of porn stars in my life. I met, well,
Speaker 1: you know, I live in a valley, so I've seen before.
Speaker 1: What's your name? A big chick? The real big chicken.
Speaker 1: W No, No, she's bigg A long time ago. The
Speaker 1: chicken which one has had, she's the white cheek changed
Speaker 1: the game. What was the other? Um? I think you
Speaker 1: know Janet? I got a years ago. I got a
Speaker 1: copy of her first ship with the dude. Uh. They
Speaker 1: did it for her, like I worked at the gym
Speaker 1: with him. He said, yeah, this is a little hot
Speaker 1: chicken and it was jenn and Jamison. She was afraid
Speaker 1: of dick, like if she couldn't take the dick in this,
Speaker 1: but it was so and then years later now she
Speaker 1: just chased the game. Doesn't ever throw you up when
Speaker 1: you're watching porn and it's like, um, the dick is
Speaker 1: all in the screen and you're like watching it and
Speaker 1: she kind of suck everything up. They focused on what
Speaker 1: you like, you'll be watching you watching like the port
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden they focused on like
Speaker 1: his balls and dick and come on, but I don't
Speaker 1: like want to dude is having too much fun? Like
Speaker 1: one thing about porn over guys. Why the guys always
Speaker 1: with their boots only black dude? I was watching and
Speaker 1: this dick up was on the he was on the
Speaker 1: massage table, but booty Hoole niked with some boots on
Speaker 1: always and Hi, it's always a one a big She like, no,
Speaker 1: not that, Sean, Yeah, I don't want that's all right,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Sorry, I don't want to see that note
Speaker 1: that looked like the reddis from Braveheart. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: Before she started sucking that dick like that. You're like
Speaker 1: old women. I don't like. He's older than what ages
Speaker 1: old like what we say, but he looks disgusted. And
Speaker 1: have you ever had sex with an old lady? Like? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my wife? Were you like when you were younger? Yeah?
Speaker 1: When I was thirteen, he said, My wife was her
Speaker 1: great name? Her name was Sean. Right, I'm thirteen years old,
Speaker 1: and she's always come to the neighbor. She had a
Speaker 1: little what they call it toyota. I don't even everyone
Speaker 1: what do you people call it? Remember Dotson two teens
Speaker 1: she had one of those and she had a shirt
Speaker 1: with her name on it and said Michean. So I used,
Speaker 1: I was like twelve thirteen and I had knocked off
Speaker 1: the ugly chick named Shoulder. So I thought, I'm I'm
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing. So I would always
Speaker 1: talk to her and I would always say I could,
Speaker 1: I could I tell that as I was thirteen or twelve.
Speaker 1: So she said, no, you won't, and she would always
Speaker 1: say ship. So one day she said, I said I
Speaker 1: would do it and and and she said we'll get
Speaker 1: in the car. So I go to the car and
Speaker 1: she had this shittys apartment. So we go to the department.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I've been with this broad in my neighborhoods.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing. And she's like twenty three.
Speaker 1: It was oh my god, what So I go and uh,
Speaker 1: We're going a room and she was rough, and I look,
Speaker 1: this is I don't want you to be like this.
Speaker 1: What do you mean by She was like she couldn't
Speaker 1: do it hard? Yeah, And I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what this is. And she would make it like
Speaker 1: she would make with onions and stuff like that, like
Speaker 1: I don't like this, like shut up, take it. And
Speaker 1: she was smoking the bed and she would always come
Speaker 1: get me. She would always like in the neighborhood, she
Speaker 1: would come get me, and everybody thought I was so
Speaker 1: cool because I had this older chick. She had her
Speaker 1: name because she was she was wonderful, disgusting, and she
Speaker 1: would have she would have like she would buy me
Speaker 1: a game, but I could only play him there. She
Speaker 1: would buy me clothes. I was gonna buy there. And
Speaker 1: one time she gave me head and I didn't know
Speaker 1: what that was. Third, it was hard, like that's what
Speaker 1: she said. Shut up, you don't never say that was
Speaker 1: second God, and it was it was like a rough
Speaker 1: like I remember when she would pull up and the
Speaker 1: dudes would be like, I think you're going to get that,
Speaker 1: like yeah, and I'd be like that nobody touched you.
Speaker 1: It was was that wasn't right, that's not at all.
Speaker 1: You didn't even enjoy it. I did. I just didn't
Speaker 1: like her. No, I didn't want to be with her.
Speaker 1: I thought I had to marry her. I wanted to.
Speaker 1: I liked I liked that you thought you had I'm thirteen.
Speaker 1: So my one time she pulls up and she hunts
Speaker 1: her hor and I go out, diuldn't call my mother's
Speaker 1: outside water in the grass, and she said, who is this?
Speaker 1: Who is this spitch? Right there? She said, who are you? Ship? Oh?
Speaker 1: My name is it Sean? And she shaid, uh, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? She said, Oh, he's my friend. She said,
Speaker 1: how do you you know? He's thirteen? Bait you? You
Speaker 1: ever come around here? Right? So take your ass in
Speaker 1: the house. And I remember I remember walking through the
Speaker 1: back and in my back with him going thank you,
Speaker 1: because I never wanted to advantage. I liked it, but
Speaker 1: I didn't want her to mean. But let's keep it real.
Speaker 1: If your son, if that happened to him, you would
Speaker 1: be hard. My son has asked for soon, so I
Speaker 1: want him to get all the pussy. Stop it. My son.
Speaker 1: My son hires hookers. I don't even care. No, he
Speaker 1: felt that, but he's retarded. So it's just it's why
Speaker 1: I know he's autistic. But I'm saying, listen, you still
Speaker 1: don't want that. At thirteen years old, you wouldn't have
Speaker 1: wanted that. I don't want anybody to rape them. Come on, now,
Speaker 1: why do you say them like that. That's that's what
Speaker 1: he wanted trying to you was crying going on, he
Speaker 1: didn't slow down. That is not why you were traumatized,
Speaker 1: and you wanted the therapy at all. Can we get
Speaker 1: a therapist? Can we get him money? I didn't one.
Speaker 1: I wanted to say, like she was say, pulling hair,
Speaker 1: like why you're a person, your mond your mind so much?
Speaker 1: But I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I did not
Speaker 1: like it. I just didn't want to know. You won't
Speaker 1: admit that you didn't like because you feel like you
Speaker 1: were supposed to like it. But I know what I like.
Speaker 1: You didn't like it? I did like. I just didn't
Speaker 1: like her cookie she with onions or or like saying
Speaker 1: me to me like what she said up? Where did
Speaker 1: it go? And you have to admit something had to
Speaker 1: be wrong with her to do that with it. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't think I would never look at a thirteen
Speaker 1: year old in my life if I was out there.
Speaker 1: That's in jail for that right now, you know. But
Speaker 1: they weren't her. She was beautiful and she's a sweet girl.
Speaker 1: But her dude was like, like a dude that's been
Speaker 1: mean to hers? What if you're doing year old how
Speaker 1: about that? Yes? Well come on, now, what's the difference?
Speaker 1: Drink that bourbon if you want stuck up? What if
Speaker 1: they were cooking with onions and she would do that?
Speaker 1: Like I didn't like like this? You know? She told
Speaker 1: me that was the coolest shit ever, she said. She said,
Speaker 1: when when a woman is doing something, you don't ever
Speaker 1: let her feel like you're not enjoying it, and don't
Speaker 1: ever let her feel like you're not in charge. That's
Speaker 1: I love learned that. She was like, why are you crying?
Speaker 1: The onions? Why are you crying? Because and she was
Speaker 1: smoking the bed like I'm thirty because it's terrible cigarettes
Speaker 1: and onions and copper. Right, she was smoking. But I've
Speaker 1: never saw that ship like that. Showing her didn't do
Speaker 1: that was the funniest shout molestation story I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: It was it was trauma. I don't know, traumatize. She's
Speaker 1: a sweet girl. It doesn't sound very after this. Can
Speaker 1: we still go back and at her arrested? Who is
Speaker 1: this up for that? I'm fifty three, she'll be sixty
Speaker 1: sever Google like people you used to have sex, baby,
Speaker 1: look like it was a girl. I won't tell your
Speaker 1: last name. But she gave me crabs. And then she's
Speaker 1: an evangelist, so I see her my name is evangelist,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like you you your kid, your your churchman?
Speaker 1: Was don't know you gave me crabs? She got it
Speaker 1: from the past. I was fifteen years old, and I
Speaker 1: used to knock this broad off right, So my appendix was,
Speaker 1: why am I telling your podcast what happened with the
Speaker 1: crabs of the appendix, I'm fifteen years old. My oppendix like,
Speaker 1: I'm real sick. They take me to the doctor and
Speaker 1: uh so they take my appendics out right, So when
Speaker 1: I work up, the nurse she leans over and she goes, cough, baby, cough,
Speaker 1: because you have to cough when you have surgery. I
Speaker 1: don't even know why. She said, you have crap. No,
Speaker 1: because they have to shave all your hair out. So
Speaker 1: I didn't want to tell my mother, tray, help you
Speaker 1: help you. Shies don't cover crap. I didn't because I
Speaker 1: felt like that I didn't take it to them and
Speaker 1: they'd be like crawling around. But I was a kid,
Speaker 1: so I tell my uncle. I said, Uncle, put, I
Speaker 1: gotta have this medicine so I can because because the
Speaker 1: surgery cut my my my hair off and it's gonna eat.
Speaker 1: And that mothercker went and got and he came back
Speaker 1: and he closed door. He said, you made me go
Speaker 1: down and they get this best ft crap and I
Speaker 1: got white pants on. I got told man, I used
Speaker 1: to go through it. We learned so much. This is
Speaker 1: none of this gonna make it. But I had the best.
Speaker 1: It's all gonna make it all making it. Trust and believe.
Speaker 1: Shout out to your wife for dealing with all this
Speaker 1: ship crabs when I had her. No, I'm talking about
Speaker 1: generally not You came into the relationship with a lot
Speaker 1: of luggage. I did. You came with a lot of baggage,
Speaker 1: a battering, scrawling around. I wasn't a badder job. Sean
Speaker 1: loved me and she's a sweet girl. And you're sitting
Speaker 1: here judging. Okay, I'm sorry. Understand I'm not judging. I'm not.
Speaker 1: You know, crabs never goes away. I remember seeing this
Speaker 1: daily eggs. I know I had had a little comb.
Speaker 1: You had a little com It was horrible. I used
Speaker 1: to go I didn't even have no hair to comb
Speaker 1: because they cut it all out. Well, No, I had
Speaker 1: had They only cut half. Did you know you never
Speaker 1: saw one of the crabs like walking around? Yes, a
Speaker 1: terrible feeling. I was. I was a horrible kid, I
Speaker 1: really could. I can't blame my mother for not liking me.
Speaker 1: I was horrible, so I can't how great you turned out? Right? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And so now it's a couple of things I would
Speaker 1: I would have a son like me. My son's retarded,
Speaker 1: but he's a sweet kid. Well then he's like you.
Speaker 1: You're so hurtful if I didn't respect you, someone, I
Speaker 1: walk out with my half empty glass the bottom with
Speaker 1: you too. Yes, that's yours. Okay, now what's we can
Speaker 1: add later? Alright, dear me, thank you so much for
Speaker 1: doing you check out his show to you don't want
Speaker 1: to talk about your show? Wait? Wait, we got that.
Speaker 1: We have we have my show on the Uh what
Speaker 1: the fun I talking about? Well? No, we have bet
Speaker 1: comedy get down with me Eddie Griffin, Charlie Murphy. Uh,
Speaker 1: says the intendant George Lopez. Charlie, you know he passed right,
Speaker 1: so Charlie. Uh, I'd always love Charlie. So we had
Speaker 1: his church at the funeral of the church. And I
Speaker 1: don't like going to church, so I went to Charlie's
Speaker 1: funeral because it was Charlie. But the funeral was so long,
Speaker 1: like five hours later, I was like, I wish I
Speaker 1: was dead. Why am I not? Funerals are the worst.
Speaker 1: But Charlie Murphy did lip service. When I was as
Speaker 1: serious way back in the day, he was really good.
Speaker 1: George Lopez, George Lopez, we're doing this thing for and
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna have to cut it up. I
Speaker 1: know you're tired. So George Lopez calls everybody. He's doing
Speaker 1: this thing for Richard Pryor and and so it was
Speaker 1: me and said and he called, he called Charlie, and
Speaker 1: Eddie came on. So we go through this thing to
Speaker 1: get up Eddie Griffin. I'm excuse me, uh, Eddie Uh.
Speaker 1: Richard Pryor statue. So when we get there, we played
Speaker 1: pr Illinois. We have such a good time. We decide
Speaker 1: that we want to go on tour. And it's weird
Speaker 1: because Blacks and Mexicans in l A don't get along
Speaker 1: at all. It's like the only time you see them
Speaker 1: together as a prison ride and so together. And it
Speaker 1: was it was brave of him to do something because
Speaker 1: it cost him a lot of fans. Yeah, a lot
Speaker 1: of a lot of pigs. Why why are you with
Speaker 1: those what they call us, I don't know what they
Speaker 1: call us, but whatever it means, it means nigger. So
Speaker 1: you would go to these gigs And I remember playing
Speaker 1: the gig in San Antonio and this Catawood just got
Speaker 1: out of the joint and he, uh, we would take
Speaker 1: these pictures and he was tatted up as a big
Speaker 1: Mexican kid, and he shook my hand and his old
Speaker 1: lady I had tears in eyes. He said, that's the
Speaker 1: first time he's ever shook a black man's head. So
Speaker 1: when so comedy brought us all together? And when I
Speaker 1: one time we were playing a gig in Phoenix and
Speaker 1: George told this joke about this black chick and everybody's
Speaker 1: calling him racist, and I went, this dude has risked
Speaker 1: his fan base because he loves the people he loves, right,
Speaker 1: And that's to me what comedy means. It's it's like,
Speaker 1: you're supposed to take chances, you're supposed to make me.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker's not like you like somebody's gonna see this interview
Speaker 1: and hate something I said. Right, Listen, people watch his
Speaker 1: interviews and hate some of us. Sometimes everybody they don't now,
Speaker 1: but people be like, say, he's nice, sister. In my head,
Speaker 1: it's funny because you came money are you noticed you
Speaker 1: noticed Latina sitting next to you right away? And the
Speaker 1: people are so many people complain that I'm always talking
Speaker 1: about Latina on the show. I get that all the time.
Speaker 1: You have to always say you're Puerto Rican, like yes,
Speaker 1: I do, yes, I do, Yes, I do. I love
Speaker 1: being Puerto Rican. It's like my favorite thing in the world.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite thing. That's the first time taking a
Speaker 1: part his hand. Not in my head though, but it's
Speaker 1: like it's it's like, so I think comedy, comedy is brave,
Speaker 1: and I think, uh, the cats I love to do,
Speaker 1: like like the Chapelle's and the Rocks and the Lopez
Speaker 1: and said gentertaining Eddie Griffin, like you can't ever pick
Speaker 1: a side. People were upset that Chris Rock just recently, yeah,
Speaker 1: for telling some jokes about like not wanting to hire
Speaker 1: women and women uh, because they want to say, um,
Speaker 1: rape for money or something like that. I didn't. I
Speaker 1: wasn't there, so you know, I don't know exactly what happened.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. People would never have slaves, but they
Speaker 1: will have interns. So if what your slaves that you
Speaker 1: can't sell, I think that we have a just Some
Speaker 1: interns get paid. Yeah, I heard get paid. You're the
Speaker 1: ones that I heard get paid. They do? They do,
Speaker 1: ye intensips, they do? They get paid. I hurt, not mine.
Speaker 1: I did a lot of internships. I ain't get paid
Speaker 1: for it though, me black and Chinese. You built railroads
Speaker 1: and pick cotton. I was definitely didn't doing both. You.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you whether this makes it or not.
Speaker 1: I love Charlotte Man and I love em. I think
Speaker 1: they're very talented, but I think it takes unique human
Speaker 1: being to be heard between so distinctly different voices, and
Speaker 1: you don't do it in an allowed way or an
Speaker 1: obtrusive way. Being you is enough to be clear, and
Speaker 1: you should always That's why I was excited to see you. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you. That means a lot to me. I would
Speaker 1: like because don't even know who I am. That's not true,
Speaker 1: but I'm excited. Thank you so much. We had a
Speaker 1: great time until thank you. Now you gotta come in
Speaker 1: to Breakfast Club next, you know, Yeah, what my contract
Speaker 1: gonna let me do? That. Okay, well this is funny,
Speaker 1: and you have a podcast too, right, yeah, truth, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have downa Brazil one don't know so you don't
Speaker 1: even know who that is, Donna Brazil. You don't even
Speaker 1: know who that is. You're like, honestly spell it b
Speaker 1: r A Z. I keep doing you. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: you're a bad little bro. But I only like the
Speaker 1: black part of you, the aging part of racism. It's fine.
Speaker 1: I just want to help them. I want them to
Speaker 1: help me with my homework. But I love go homework.
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