Speaker 1: I was just in Miami and Zzs and Carbone are
Speaker 1: part of a major food group. So if you buy
Speaker 1: Carbone sauce, if you've been to Carbone, if you've heard
Speaker 1: of Zz's, it's part of major food group. It's got Sidel's,
Speaker 1: et cetera. But it's basically they're the rolls Royce culin
Speaker 1: in the food groups. Like it's elite. They're celebrities in
Speaker 1: their own right, Okay, like Zz's. Carbone is a brand. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's air mes a food head to toe, it's a flex,
Speaker 1: it's a nam ed up it's a thing. Like Raos
Speaker 1: is amazing because Rayo's is cool uptown and the sauce
Speaker 1: and Rayos aren't the same anymore. The brand isn't the same,
Speaker 1: and all the different restaurants aren't owned by the same
Speaker 1: as the sauce or so there's some separation and it's
Speaker 1: amazing and there is no reservation like Rayo's uptown and
Speaker 1: the sauce of Raos is excellent, excellent, Like it's a
Speaker 1: neck and neck horse race for that in Carbone. But
Speaker 1: REOs didn't do the whole food group thing, like wait,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do another thing. We're gonna do another thing
Speaker 1: like these fucking Major Food Group people. They're entrepreneurs, they're
Speaker 1: savage beasts, Okay, and I'm here for it. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you why. I hear from this guy that I go
Speaker 1: out with on Friday. He's like, Oh, they're doing a
Speaker 1: thing over there on the beach. I got this crazy
Speaker 1: thing going with horses, that's all I hear. And I
Speaker 1: walked on the beach and I saw this crazy It
Speaker 1: looked like there were horses. I saw Qatar Airways. I
Speaker 1: didn't see anything. I didn't see Carbone, name, etc. Next year,
Speaker 1: Major Food Group, make sure your fucking name is on
Speaker 1: that beach board, because you guys.
Speaker 2: Were a draw.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I saw Qatar Airways, which is not the
Speaker 1: same draw because you don't understand what it's gonna be.
Speaker 1: So someone says to me, they got this thing going.
Speaker 1: I had nothing going. I know the people from Zz's
Speaker 1: and Carbone. I'm like, what is it. They're like, come by.
Speaker 1: So the first night I didn't go and Sting does
Speaker 1: a surprise performance, so that's a kick in the nuts.
Speaker 1: But the night I go, I show up. I think
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a zoo and it's not. You walk in,
Speaker 1: but like you have to be on a list, but
Speaker 1: like you walk in, I didn't do hair makeup.
Speaker 2: I just wore my own dress. I did my own makeup.
Speaker 1: I walk in through this like windy doorway and you
Speaker 1: can see the ocean from the second you walk in.
Speaker 2: And it's a tent. It's a two story tent.
Speaker 1: It's an apartment building, like if you've ever been to
Speaker 1: the racetrack of seeing it on TV, you see the
Speaker 1: clubhouses upstairs and like they've got a view of the track,
Speaker 1: et cetera. So they built this miniature ring like think
Speaker 1: Westminster Dog Show level. You know a ring, right, but
Speaker 1: it's not miniature. It's not miniature at all. Think hockey rink. Okay,
Speaker 1: in front of this two story apartment building on the
Speaker 1: sand on the ocean. Now, I don't think Katar Airways
Speaker 1: could do this. But the backdrop, because the sky is
Speaker 1: pink and purple and blue, it's cotton candy sky.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It looks like the icy flavors, like the pink like blue,
Speaker 1: like the it's insane.
Speaker 2: It's Quitar Airways.
Speaker 1: But I gotta get that it's like the Grand Arabians
Speaker 1: or the Grand It's it's a horse show.
Speaker 2: The guy Alec Nass shout.
Speaker 1: Out from Zz's and Carbone, who catered every fucking morsel
Speaker 1: of this entire thing, which like it's a flex to
Speaker 1: just go to Carbone.
Speaker 2: Now you could just.
Speaker 1: Like eat out of troughs of every type of their food.
Speaker 1: And I am in a supermodel glow up, so a
Speaker 1: I didn't get to eat up at b I didn't
Speaker 1: get up from the table because I was being attacked
Speaker 1: by a lot of people. Turns out I am actually
Speaker 1: supermodel and I'm internationally famous. I'm the Austin Powers of
Speaker 1: supermodels because I was attacked at this event and this
Speaker 1: was an elite af event. Okay, so we're on the beach,
Speaker 1: then there's Arabian horses. So Alec Nass, from Zzi's major
Speaker 1: food group, he tells, I said, what the fuck it?
Speaker 2: What is this? Because I grew up.
Speaker 1: At the racetrack and elite derby shit, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: give a shout out to the derby in a minute.
Speaker 1: Because I was supposed to go this year. I just
Speaker 1: am having a nervous breakdown, so I can't go. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back to whatever the fuck's Zz's and
Speaker 1: Carbone is doing because I'm basically their adopted child slash pet.
Speaker 1: I don't like social plans, so it's called point me
Speaker 1: in the direction of the Spicy Rigatoni. Whether it's gonna
Speaker 1: have Arabian horses or chicken fights, I'm coming. So I'm
Speaker 1: sitting now, and they have carbone Zz's every dish, every dish.
Speaker 1: Zz's the spicy Cucumbus Carbone, the Rigatoni, sushi, the whole thing.
Speaker 1: It's calling rich bitch catering right beyond. And the event
Speaker 1: costs tens of millions of dollars and they planned it
Speaker 1: last minute. Okay, so we're on the beach in a
Speaker 1: two story condo and now you just see horses coming
Speaker 1: out with the trainers. But it's not thoroughbred horse training
Speaker 1: and it's not show jumping, and I don't want to
Speaker 1: see that in the symbol. I can't explain it. It's
Speaker 1: too constricting. The show jumping is a little pretentious. It's
Speaker 1: giving a little palm beach. It's very elitist, it's very whatever,
Speaker 1: super flex rich and entry is quite expensive and all
Speaker 1: that shit. This is real rich, Like this is another
Speaker 1: level from even a questrian rich Across the board. This
Speaker 1: is International Man of Mystery Rich. So we're in this
Speaker 1: tent and I did a video. I'm like, I'm a
Speaker 1: harlequin romance. My hair is blowing in the wind like
Speaker 1: I went through a dishwasher, but still my hair is
Speaker 1: blowing in the wind. There are like gorgeous, stunning, immaculate,
Speaker 1: impeccable dressed men everywhere. Every woman is dressed from like
Speaker 1: the most sexy sludy to elite gorgeousness. But like it's casual.
Speaker 1: This thing is casual. The event is expensive and dripping
Speaker 1: filthy rich, but it's also casual. That's why it's cool.
Speaker 1: Like you could wear jeans and a T shirt if
Speaker 1: you wanted to. But the women are dressed that men
Speaker 1: are dress. And now you've Arabian horses going in circles
Speaker 1: and I don't even know what it means because but
Speaker 1: there's no saddle and there's no structures to jump over.
Speaker 1: There are just people out there with these like like
Speaker 1: almost they look like like whips, like with that like
Speaker 1: little skinny thing on the end just to like like
Speaker 1: they're concert conductors that are like just making the horses
Speaker 1: do what they want, and the horses are supermodels. It's
Speaker 1: a horse fashion shit. That's what I'm calling it. Okay,
Speaker 1: Katari aras can call it what they want. This is
Speaker 1: a real competition for filthy rich people to invest in
Speaker 1: horses that like compete in shows. But they really they
Speaker 1: don't have to do anything but look stunning. So think
Speaker 1: Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford, Claudia Schiffer. There was one Kardashian horse.
Speaker 1: It's just Maine was so long and dramatic. I was like,
Speaker 1: that is a Kardashian Okay, And they're.
Speaker 2: Like wild looking.
Speaker 1: They got it all be purebread, but like like gray gray,
Speaker 1: like stone by a pool, like slate. Grape horses with
Speaker 1: like black hair.
Speaker 2: I don't know if there's a rule.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you could die the hair if
Speaker 1: it's like the rules, they have to be natural, but
Speaker 1: like the black hair contrast or like a white horse
Speaker 1: or a chocolate horse. The skin is glistening like they
Speaker 1: are eating chia and asai e bowl wheak grass diye.
Speaker 1: It's like the glam on these horses. The diet they're eating.
Speaker 1: They are arawon horses through and throw, they eat at
Speaker 1: airwon they only eat organic. I didn't love this event
Speaker 1: for one reason for them because there were fireworks and
Speaker 1: it made me cringe me a little because of them,
Speaker 1: and there was loud music and like later flow Ride
Speaker 1: it performed, but like also I've been out to events
Speaker 1: and it's been super loud and I haven't loved it.
Speaker 1: And I've also not like the rollercoaster or fireworks. What
Speaker 1: the fuck is the life of these horses year round? Yes,
Speaker 1: they have to do some they have to go to
Speaker 1: the gym. Sometimes they have a boot camp. They see
Speaker 1: Berries boot camp, they see Tracy Anderson. They only the best.
Speaker 1: But like I think they're chilling all year long, just
Speaker 1: like sipping mocktails, like gorgeous, like fresh or muddled mocktails.
Speaker 1: These horses I identify as a horse, Like you don't
Speaker 1: understand they're super model and you just watched them go
Speaker 1: in a circle and then somebody wins and the winner
Speaker 1: has like this incredible like pink gorgeous like garment, garment
Speaker 1: like gay man's Like there was a gay guy, the
Speaker 1: black gay man that was like the right hand to
Speaker 1: Anna Winter, like he was fabulous.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he's still there. I don't know
Speaker 2: his name.
Speaker 1: He's like famous himself, like an outfit, a garment that
Speaker 1: he would wear on these horses, like Carl Lagerfeld, like
Speaker 1: diamond encrusted pink rainbow colored garment on the Winner, and
Speaker 1: like the hair, just the bangs, like I want to
Speaker 1: come back as an Arabian horse going to a show
Speaker 1: on the beach that carbone and Zzi's is catering, Like
Speaker 1: are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: I can't. So that was what I went to in Miami.
Speaker 1: Miami's on fleek right now because it's got such a
Speaker 1: mix of all this shit, like Guido the Killer Pimp
Speaker 1: in his oversized watch and undersized T shirt and like
Speaker 1: tight jeans. And then you've got the guy that I
Speaker 1: posted about, who I called I named him Fabian. I said,
Speaker 1: he's like in my Harlequin romance novel, this guy like
Speaker 1: he was stunning. His arms were Ai.
Speaker 2: He was Ai.
Speaker 1: He was an AI guy to match the Ai sky
Speaker 1: and I posted about him, and the Gaze woke up
Speaker 1: very early on the day posted. They're like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is wrong? You didn't know that's Pietro. Like what
Speaker 1: they're like, he's an Italian famous model. He was a
Speaker 1: math teacher turned influencer turned supermodel. I'm like well, does
Speaker 1: he know I'm a fucking supermodel too. I was at
Speaker 1: the gym the next day with a trainer. I was like, what,
Speaker 1: he was so stunning and I just happened to find him.
Speaker 1: But every man was like him. They had like stunning
Speaker 1: men and horses falling off of trees. It was insane.
Speaker 1: So that's what I did this weekend.
Speaker 2: What did you do?
Speaker 1: I think of ridiculous things late at night. By the way,
Speaker 1: thank you all for listening. I see that, like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, there was like a sort of cult following
Speaker 1: of you guys. I just know because of the messages
Speaker 1: and some people that reach out to me, and like
Speaker 1: I see the numbers and it just feel like it's
Speaker 1: just like there's a group of you that like watch religiously.
Speaker 1: So I do preach. I really do preach. And it
Speaker 1: means like a friend today texted me and they go,
Speaker 1: can you stop? I'm crying on the subway talking about
Speaker 1: Jeppetto in the back making the shoes. And every person
Speaker 1: that texts me this, I go, I don't know what
Speaker 1: you're talking about, because I forget the things that I say.
Speaker 1: I know not what I say. I never knew what
Speaker 1: I said on the reality show The Housewives. Either when
Speaker 1: I tell you I'm so fucking stressed, I was just
Speaker 1: about to do a rant or a read or an
Speaker 1: ad or I don't. I'm so fucking my stress is
Speaker 1: at like a seventeen. I am like I'm on the
Speaker 1: Amazing Race how I felt on The Apprentice. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm like that cartoon character that has like those
Speaker 1: the big white like eyeballs with the cracks, the red
Speaker 1: cracks in them, like you see those like Halloween store
Speaker 1: eyeballs that have the cracks going through them, Like that's
Speaker 1: my permanent eyeball. Now. Incidentally, I also think my eyeballs
Speaker 1: are a different color now because people tell me Lash
Speaker 1: Serum dyed them. So I died my corneas still fucking ass,
Speaker 1: Oh I die my cornea is, but here we are
Speaker 1: fuck Like. I was like, wait, my eyes are green now,
Speaker 1: the tiger's eye. Do I get a choice in this?
Speaker 1: Do I get to go back last serum companies? Because
Speaker 1: I have now tiger's e eyes I had green.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't seem to be hurting my dating life, but
Speaker 1: it would be something I'd like to be part of.
Speaker 1: In the morning meeting so anyway, I had a glass
Speaker 1: of wine on the plane today. My first glass of
Speaker 1: wine spilled all over my Rathia straw J Crew bag
Speaker 1: that I talked about being the best bag ever then
Speaker 1: sold it out, and J Crew themselves were texting me,
Speaker 1: not me, texting my team or emailing my team, saying
Speaker 1: that like their own, j CU employees are now being
Speaker 1: influenced to buy bags of their own brand, like you
Speaker 1: guys fucking have the catalog. Okay, don't ask, but now
Speaker 1: I probably can't get back into the club to get
Speaker 1: the own bag that I fucking loved because I spilled
Speaker 1: wine all over it. And I haven't been drinking. I
Speaker 1: haven't been drinking for a while, but like, do you
Speaker 1: ever feel so strung out and spun out? There's nothing
Speaker 1: besides like a horse tranquilizer And remember old school when
Speaker 1: like Will Ferrell was like dancing in the quad or
Speaker 1: something because he's streaking in the quad because he was
Speaker 1: on a horse tranquilizer or maybe that was two parts
Speaker 1: to that movie. I need someone to come up to
Speaker 1: me and just like be like it's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 1: Just just just keep saying hi, pretty bird multiple times
Speaker 1: in a row, like someone's gonna like just just put
Speaker 1: a needle in my arm for relief, just like it's okay.
Speaker 1: She needs to be fucking relaxed, sedated, wrapped in bubble,
Speaker 1: in a straight jacket, in a padded cell, and someone
Speaker 1: needs to put a needle in a run. So here's
Speaker 1: another thing I realized in thinking about the success of
Speaker 1: this podcast, which is.
Speaker 2: Doing very well.
Speaker 1: We don't I sit here right now and no makeup
Speaker 1: off the plane unless something is major's going on that
Speaker 1: I'm gonna opine on something you guys are gonna give
Speaker 1: a shit about. Yes, we have social media assets, but
Speaker 1: we don't really focus on the social media.
Speaker 2: And I used to be obsessed with like the video,
Speaker 2: the video? How not video? And how do we not video?
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: Podcasts are in audio form, and it seems archaic like
Speaker 1: that we don't give a shit.
Speaker 2: But I could tell you something. I just realized.
Speaker 1: If I watch clips of Alex Cooper or Joe Rogan
Speaker 1: or whatever, I just watched the clips, I think I've
Speaker 1: seen the podcast. I've never seen the podcast. I've only
Speaker 1: seen the clips, so I don't know how much money
Speaker 1: they make on the clips. But if they're not in
Speaker 1: the clip business and they're in the podcast business. To me,
Speaker 1: it really I don't give a fuck and it really
Speaker 1: doesn't matter.