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Speaker 1: of Zz's, it's part of major food group. It's got Sidel's,

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Speaker 1: et cetera. But it's basically they're the rolls Royce culin

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Speaker 1: in the food groups. Like it's elite. They're celebrities in

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Speaker 1: their own right, Okay, like Zz's. Carbone is a brand. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's air mes a food head to toe, it's a flex,

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Speaker 1: it's a nam ed up it's a thing. Like Raos

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Speaker 1: is amazing because Rayo's is cool uptown and the sauce

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Speaker 1: and Rayos aren't the same anymore. The brand isn't the same,

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Speaker 1: and all the different restaurants aren't owned by the same

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Speaker 1: as the sauce or so there's some separation and it's

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Speaker 1: amazing and there is no reservation like Rayo's uptown and

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Speaker 1: neck and neck horse race for that in Carbone. But

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Speaker 1: REOs didn't do the whole food group thing, like wait,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do another thing. We're gonna do another thing

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Speaker 1: like these fucking Major Food Group people. They're entrepreneurs, they're

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Speaker 1: savage beasts, Okay, and I'm here for it. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you why. I hear from this guy that I go

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Speaker 1: looked like there were horses. I saw Qatar Airways. I

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Speaker 1: didn't see anything. I didn't see Carbone, name, etc. Next year,

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Speaker 1: Major Food Group, make sure your fucking name is on

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Speaker 1: that beach board, because you guys.

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Speaker 2: Were a draw.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, I saw Qatar Airways, which is not the

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Speaker 1: So someone says to me, they got this thing going.

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Speaker 1: I had nothing going. I know the people from Zz's

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Speaker 1: and Carbone. I'm like, what is it. They're like, come by.

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Speaker 1: So the first night I didn't go and Sting does

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Speaker 1: But the night I go, I show up. I think

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Speaker 2: I just wore my own dress. I did my own makeup.

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Speaker 1: I walk in through this like windy doorway and you

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Speaker 2: And it's a tent. It's a two story tent.

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Speaker 1: It's an apartment building, like if you've ever been to

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Speaker 1: it's not miniature. It's not miniature at all. Think hockey rink. Okay,

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Speaker 1: sand on the ocean. Now, I don't think Katar Airways

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Speaker 1: It looks like the icy flavors, like the pink like blue,

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Speaker 1: But I gotta get that it's like the Grand Arabians

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Speaker 1: or the Grand It's it's a horse show.

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Speaker 1: Out from Zz's and Carbone, who catered every fucking morsel

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Speaker 1: Like eat out of troughs of every type of their food.

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Speaker 1: supermodels because I was attacked at this event and this

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Speaker 1: then there's Arabian horses. So Alec Nass, from Zzi's major

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Speaker 1: Carbone is doing because I'm basically their adopted child slash pet.

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Speaker 1: Zz's the spicy Cucumbus Carbone, the Rigatoni, sushi, the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: They got it all be purebread, but like like gray gray,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you could die the hair if

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Speaker 1: it's like the rules, they have to be natural, but

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Speaker 1: airwon they only eat organic. I didn't love this event

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Speaker 1: And I've also not like the rollercoaster or fireworks. What

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Speaker 1: the fuck is the life of these horses year round? Yes,

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Speaker 1: But like I think they're chilling all year long, just

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Speaker 1: like sipping mocktails, like gorgeous, like fresh or muddled mocktails.

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Speaker 1: These horses I identify as a horse, Like you don't

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Speaker 2: I can't. So that was what I went to in Miami.

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Speaker 1: But every man was like him. They had like stunning

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Speaker 1: I think of ridiculous things late at night. By the way,

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Speaker 1: Just just just keep saying hi, pretty bird multiple times

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Speaker 1: We don't I sit here right now and no makeup

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna opine on something you guys are gonna give

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