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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession I can't take back armed.

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Speaker 2: Mouse speak text into seventy eight five nine two says sorry, Amazon,

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Speaker 2: you actually didn't lose my gamer headphones in the mail.

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Speaker 2: I just complained because I wanted a free second pair.

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Speaker 3: Oh, way to stick it to jeff Bezos.

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Speaker 2: Yes, in his Megga yacht only has six chacuozies on

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Speaker 2: it and not seven. Good luck living with that kind

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Speaker 2: of shame.

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Speaker 1: Oh man.

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Speaker 2: But if you've wronged a multi billionaire and the guilt

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Speaker 2: is eating away to your soul, do the right thing

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Speaker 2: and come on this show and confess. Right here on

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Speaker 2: the mass speaker. One of our listeners is ready to

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Speaker 2: put his shame on display for the world to see.

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Speaker 2: He's chosen the fake name Dmitri. So Dmitri, Which billionaire

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Speaker 2: did you slide?

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Speaker 1: Zuckerberger wore, Well, I kind of like I got a

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Speaker 1: confession about what I did in the pandemic.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's not about a millionaire, shocking, Jeffrey. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: don't ever slight Rihanna.

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Speaker 1: Nobody does that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean the voice change is on. You're

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Speaker 2: now the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, tell us what's

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Speaker 2: your confession.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, during the pandemic, we went remote like

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Speaker 1: many companies did.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, our whole office did. Except for us. We were

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Speaker 3: still here, just spreading germs to each other.

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Speaker 1: We wished we have about I don't know, forty to

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Speaker 1: fifty like cubercles with the monitors and computers, and it's

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Speaker 1: kind of like your own mini office, but it's all in.

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Speaker 2: One flour Okay, tell me more about what office space

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Speaker 2: looks like.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it is different.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're working from home during the pandemic.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, from the pandemic, working home, but I was going

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Speaker 1: still crazy. I living in an apartment. I was going

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Speaker 1: absolutely nuts. So like just to get out and break

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Speaker 1: it up. I mean I just went into the office anyway.

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Speaker 4: Oh you wanted to go?

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Speaker 3: Is that your confession? To knuck it into the office boy.

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Speaker 2: By myself and I was productive.

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Speaker 4: Is going to apply to me?

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Speaker 1: I was in there every day, but on the off

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Speaker 1: days I got this idea kind of like you know

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Speaker 1: how people rent out their apartments whatnot? I figured on

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Speaker 1: me rent out the office space to people who couldn't

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Speaker 1: afford a full office full time but still needed to

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Speaker 1: have office stuff done.

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Speaker 2: Wait what oh, wait a minute, so like internet and

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Speaker 2: printers and coffee.

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Speaker 4: People do that.

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Speaker 3: You turned your office into a we work like, but

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Speaker 3: it was just you that was running work.

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Speaker 1: That's what I did.

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Speaker 2: What you're not allowed to do that?

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Speaker 4: How would you own it? How do you even pull

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Speaker 4: that off?

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Speaker 1: Well, gingerly, you gotta be careful. I was, you know,

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Speaker 1: I maanking about three hundred bucks a day, by the way,

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Speaker 1: wow a day. That's really good. Sometimes more if they

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Speaker 1: need the office for the whole day or something. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: people just need to come in and do whatever they

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Speaker 1: need to do. Biot miss from their I don't know

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Speaker 1: whatever they do. I don't really get into it.

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Speaker 3: But so would you run it to like one person,

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Speaker 3: Like you'd sneak one person into your office building and

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Speaker 3: just hope that they didn't have cameras?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no no, I wherever wanted. I put

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Speaker 1: ad out on Craigslist like that.

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Speaker 4: There's people that work that go onto craigslist.

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Speaker 2: Well, so this must be for people who are like

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Speaker 2: stuck at home. They like can't get away from their

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Speaker 2: family and their kids, and they're just trying to find

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Speaker 2: any office space to go to that will have them.

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Speaker 4: Well, there's definitely like communal offices out.

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Speaker 2: There not during the pandemic.

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Speaker 4: Were they all shut down during the pandemic.

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Speaker 2: A lot of buildings weren't even open, like they wouldn't

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Speaker 2: let anybody in. So if you could get in and

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Speaker 2: give a place for people to work, I guess I

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Speaker 2: could see why people would do that.

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Speaker 4: But how did you not get caught?

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Speaker 1: Well? I almost did. Actually, funny you bring that up,

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Speaker 1: because one day the boss calls and if you were

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Speaker 1: just chatting, and I think he's making small talk, and

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Speaker 1: he's like, all right, I'll be in there like about

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes. They got to pass by because they're going

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Speaker 1: to pick something up.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, so he knew that you were working in

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Speaker 3: the office this whole time.

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Speaker 1: Who I was Yeah, okay, okay, I told him going

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Speaker 1: in because I'm bored, you know, okay, because.

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Speaker 2: You know you're a sub letting the office.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So he's like fifteen minutes out and you have

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Speaker 3: people that are renting the space.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that particular day I had, I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: want to say twenty five people.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, whoa.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a good day for me.

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Speaker 2: But what do you do with your bosses on his

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Speaker 2: way in? You have all these people there.

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Speaker 1: Luckily we were talking about a project and I knew

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Speaker 1: what we needed when he was when he said, oh,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm just going to come by and

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Speaker 1: get you know, the papers that I need in the document.

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Speaker 1: So I just grabbed them really quick. I went down

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Speaker 1: in the elevator to meet him right outside, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, here you go. You don't have to bother

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Speaker 1: getting out.

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Speaker 2: He's like, you are probably the nicest, most trustworthy employees. Yeah, wow, Johnson,

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Speaker 2: you're really stepping up. You need a promotion.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, we gotten fired.

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Speaker 1: We gotting canned on the spot, no doubt.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Gave him the papers and he just said, oh, well,

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Speaker 2: thank you.

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Speaker 1: And turned around you look to make sure he had everything.

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Speaker 1: And actually all honesty. He said, oh, I have to

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Speaker 1: get this other document from this one client. I said,

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Speaker 1: you know what, sit here, because otherwise you gotta go

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Speaker 1: park and everything. You know, I just want up and

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Speaker 1: get real quick.

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Speaker 3: Oh meanwhile, like some stranger sitting at his desk crazy.

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Speaker 1: So I run back up, get the document, come back downstairs.

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Speaker 1: And then he's like, oh, thanks, you know what, I

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Speaker 1: hear you lunch next time I come out.

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Speaker 4: You're like, yeah, just call me before. Yeah, that's up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we'll go get lobster tails.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 2: So are you still doing this? Are you still renting

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Speaker 2: out your office?

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Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing. So I've been doing it for

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Speaker 1: about three months and obviously, you know, people are starting

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Speaker 1: to migrate back to the office, but we're not officially

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Speaker 1: back yet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Right, So it's really kind of like doing like the juggling,

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Speaker 1: like when people say, oh, can I come in to

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Speaker 1: the office, and I say, I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: have a spot open, And then I get to the

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Speaker 1: office and if nobody came into the office by ten

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Speaker 1: and they're not coming in, they don't come in, So

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Speaker 1: then I say, I may have a spot in the afternoon.

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Speaker 1: I'll call you or get back to you between ten

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Speaker 1: and eleven.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, honestly, really smart idea.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we should have done that. There were so many

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Speaker 3: empty desks here. They wouldn't have ever known. Like if

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Speaker 3: you tell people to bring in their own laptops, you know, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: What website was it that you ever talked about the business.

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Speaker 2: He sounds actually worried that we might really try to

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Speaker 2: steal his business. No, you're you're good, dude, You're doing

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Speaker 2: your thing. And text into seventy five nine too. If

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Speaker 2: you have a confession that you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 2: we can change your voice and make you the next

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Speaker 2: mass speaker phone taps coming up next