Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I hate how like high res and like the high
Speaker 2: fucking quality your setup is and mine is just like
Speaker 2: yours is stearing me. You look like clearer than you
Speaker 2: do in real life. Also, welcome to this episode of
Speaker 2: Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you for welcoming me. You haven't done
Speaker 3: this in like a month.
Speaker 2: I know it's been a while.
Speaker 3: Oh, here we go. Is it does it look like
Speaker 3: I'm looking at the camera when I'm right there?
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3: I mean I'm looking at the camera, but if I'm
Speaker 3: over here?
Speaker 2: No, why would it look like you're leaking at the camera.
Speaker 3: You're just like no, like right here? I mean like
Speaker 3: is my face heading towards the camera? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, you look there? Okay, because can you see me
Speaker 2: when you do that? Yeah, you're looking at me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why are you looking at me? Your stuff? Looking at me?
Speaker 3: Because you're beautiful?
Speaker 2: Have you been? I feel like we haven't spoken in
Speaker 2: so long. I'm like breaking the ice. I feel like
Speaker 2: we're on our first I met you on Twitter and
Speaker 2: we're on our first like real videos assume.
Speaker 3: Day, Well, things are really awkward. You're a lot different
Speaker 3: in person than I thought you were.
Speaker 2: But I'm really more beautiful.
Speaker 3: No, quite the opposite, actually, And I just think, like
Speaker 3: the way you communicate is like really weird and strange
Speaker 3: and like a borderline snile and dangerous.
Speaker 2: Oh, I haven't said much, so like I thought our
Speaker 2: date was going pretty good because we've said up total
Speaker 2: of like maybe twenty words.
Speaker 3: You're a bit of a catfish.
Speaker 2: I asked my siblings that the other day. I was like,
Speaker 2: y'all think I'm like a capfish? Like do you think
Speaker 2: I like? And they were like what does that mean?
Speaker 2: And I was like what? And I didn't know what
Speaker 2: that meant. So I had to explain to them and
Speaker 2: they were like no, but they didn't give me much feedback,
Speaker 2: which kind of scared.
Speaker 3: Scared tell the truth.
Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, are they like trying to
Speaker 2: tell me it looks better?
Speaker 3: Well, I think you're a catfish. That was a compliment.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a compliment. You're just really good at your job.
Speaker 2: Since your job has to do with being on camera,
Speaker 2: like it, just take it as a compliment. Yeah, m hmm,
Speaker 2: is what's up with the cat behind you? Because actually,
Speaker 2: freaking me, the fuck it's not real, Like I've been
Speaker 2: looking at it for so long and it's so confusing.
Speaker 3: It's real. It's a cute little kit.
Speaker 2: It looks real, but like no blinking.
Speaker 3: It looks like I just saw that back in my head.
Speaker 2: I don't, I don't. I wasn't looking because I was
Speaker 2: looking at the cap. But maybe can I see the
Speaker 2: back of your head?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Please, please, I love you so much. Please show me
Speaker 2: the bucket?
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm is it bad?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: I do want to start this episode off by saying,
Speaker 3: trigger warning, there's size seven font if you look where
Speaker 3: our names are Vagina and Inya Yu Mansor and KaiA Newman.
Speaker 3: Just a quick trigger warning, it's going to be size
Speaker 3: seven font the whole time in trigger warning brew Phillips. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I just wanted to start the episode by saying that.
Speaker 2: Why are you warning that because it says vagina? Or
Speaker 2: is it just like the size of the font.
Speaker 3: The size of the font can be triggering.
Speaker 2: Specifically me, Well, what are your predictions for the New Year?
Speaker 2: Let's just jump right into it.
Speaker 3: It's the New Year, girl. This ship is awkward as fuck?
Speaker 3: What is going on? What happens?
Speaker 2: I haven't spoken to you in so long. I'm like nervous,
Speaker 2: be really nervous.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, let's let's do uh, let's start it out
Speaker 3: with our ins and outs? Because I told you, write
Speaker 3: like a list of things that you think are going
Speaker 3: to be in.
Speaker 2: You said, write a list of fucking predictions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ins and outs? And I said and outs.
Speaker 2: You did not say ins and out predictions.
Speaker 3: Go to our text. I guess I'm going to hit you.
Speaker 2: Make a list of predictions. Look up predictions. You say,
Speaker 2: make a listen, don't hit me up again. Look up
Speaker 2: keyword predictions and in and outs.
Speaker 3: Well, I got a list of.
Speaker 5: Okay, I can trust me like a girl like me,
Speaker 5: I can think of outs all day.
Speaker 3: I can't think of any in.
Speaker 2: All day. Should should start with in?
Speaker 3: Let's start with our ends, because I have a bunch
Speaker 3: like this is all in and each line is a
Speaker 3: separate new thing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, bitch, and.
Speaker 3: Then this is all outs. Okay, so in we have
Speaker 3: selling your soul. I don't think I need to elaborate
Speaker 3: much on that.
Speaker 2: That's basically one of my predictions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 2: I saw you frozen. I got scared you were.
Speaker 3: Just oh you frozen a little.
Speaker 2: One of my predictions because you told me to do
Speaker 2: fucking predictions. Bit you set me up is being niche
Speaker 2: is no longer lit.
Speaker 3: I have that one. I literally have like, uh, being mainstream.
Speaker 3: That's what I mean by selling your soul is becoming mainstream.
Speaker 3: I don't mean I'm gonna actually sacrifice children and shit,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna tighten my shit up a little bit.
Speaker 3: Next is in twenty twenty three, we need a new pandemic.
Speaker 3: I think we need something to reground everybody in this time.
Speaker 3: It either has to be all the way and like
Speaker 3: eradicate half of the population and like we just completely
Speaker 3: kill a lot of people. Maybe we target the youth
Speaker 3: this time. Oh, or no one dies and we just
Speaker 3: all get locked inside for two weeks.
Speaker 2: I think no one should die. We should just get
Speaker 2: locked inside. We should just like, actually, that's a lie.
Speaker 2: I don't agree with that in because I don't want
Speaker 2: to be inside. Yeah, I'm for the streets, that's what. Yeah,
Speaker 2: being for the streets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly, that's like the opposite of mine. Mine is
Speaker 3: I need this slow down. But then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I need to be hedonistic and I need to like
Speaker 3: be as disgusting and grimy as possible because the Singularity
Speaker 3: is coming, which is in twenty I don't know what
Speaker 3: that means.
Speaker 2: And you keep saying that. You've been saying that two
Speaker 2: weeks and I don't know what that means.
Speaker 4: My god, Yeah, what's up? I heard? Okay, the singularity
Speaker 4: is when my dick andrews but come together.
Speaker 3: Yes, and it's a singularity.
Speaker 2: How do I kick you? How do I kick you?
Speaker 4: Now? I can just go myself and then I'll still
Speaker 4: be I can still come in and ever.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, okay, wait, no, Actually, what is that though?
Speaker 2: What is a singularity?
Speaker 3: We're just gonna be one hive mine. We're gonna be
Speaker 3: a singular being. We're all going to be linked into
Speaker 3: our brains with uh cybernetics. We're going to become terminator.
Speaker 2: What you keep saying it like it's something way more lit.
Speaker 2: So that's like not the moest lipping over and I
Speaker 2: mean be me because I'm nothing like you bitches. The
Speaker 2: thing about me is.
Speaker 5: Like I could never be a part of a singularity
Speaker 5: is because like your individual.
Speaker 3: No, it's it's like the microfication of the world. Everything
Speaker 3: around us is getting smaller and smaller. Sooner than later,
Speaker 3: we'll have quantum computers in our hands, which the computing
Speaker 3: power of those things will be able to predict the
Speaker 3: future ten times over, and it's going to be very
Speaker 3: dangerous and scary, so just be ready. Uh, it's going
Speaker 3: to be terrifying.
Speaker 2: You know what's funny is a girl like me has
Speaker 2: been living in a singularity because everybody fucking like wants
Speaker 2: to be me. Yeah, so like I've low key been
Speaker 2: in a singularity, the singularity. Yeah, and it's honestly, like,
Speaker 2: let's talk about it.
Speaker 3: It's it's traumatic, which is I think we're forgetting the definition,
Speaker 3: which is penis entering my butt, so you're but technically
Speaker 3: exactly technically, which is.
Speaker 5: Just a little I hate Zoom just saying Kai Newman
Speaker 5: is talking and it's just him pitching in for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah technically technically okay, okay, Uh, I'll do a couple
Speaker 3: more loving Thy neighbor unconditionally is in unless they're a
Speaker 3: freak bitch, which is a caveat, but like, I think
Speaker 3: we should all just be a little more loving and
Speaker 3: loving each other. I think clowns are in this year.
Speaker 3: Uh like not like, oh, bit you're being a clown,
Speaker 3: but like literally a clown like balloon animals and shit,
Speaker 3: I think are gonna make a big comeback in twenty
Speaker 3: twenty three. Me getting bucle fat removal is in Ankai
Speaker 3: Beella in a very big way. And I don't give
Speaker 3: a fuck about these core core videos or like where's
Speaker 3: the cheek fat go? Where did it all go? Bitch?
Speaker 3: I hate my cheek fat and it's going gone, and
Speaker 3: I'm gonna become the beauty standard and I don't give
Speaker 3: a fuck. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: I think you were the beach standard because you've already
Speaker 2: said that that's like a really hard thing you struggle with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I tried to kill myself, Oh my god, I did.
Speaker 2: I was the most like boozy too, bash shit.
Speaker 3: I to like just say, like casually, okay, I think
Speaker 3: roller coasters, Oh yeah, I think roller coasters, specifically euthanasia
Speaker 3: roller coasters. The one that's like thirteen loops that get
Speaker 3: smaller and smaller and smaller as they go are unfortunately
Speaker 3: not going to be in, but they should be because
Speaker 3: I want the option to kill myself on a roller coaster.
Speaker 3: Reptile rooms and like reptile halls on YouTube are in
Speaker 3: in a big way, like people showing off the reptiles
Speaker 3: that they own that they breed and that they buy
Speaker 3: getting high on nutmeg is in we should all eat
Speaker 3: a teaspoon of nutmeg and like hallucinate and see the
Speaker 3: see the shadow people a little bit more. I think
Speaker 3: standing up too fast, don't do that. Yeah, I know
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: There's like at.
Speaker 5: Least one fourteen year old who's watching who would be like.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, you can get sucking psychosis for
Speaker 2: the next eight years of their life.
Speaker 3: It'll ruin your life. Don't do it standing up too fast,
Speaker 3: like in a surprising way, like getting high six times
Speaker 3: away by standing up too fast. And I think, like
Speaker 3: we need to recognize that that's fun.
Speaker 2: Most of your inns sound like medical concerns that you
Speaker 2: just need to get checked out.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I did swallow a bunch of dye yesterday and
Speaker 3: my stomach has been cramping all night. I actually got
Speaker 3: all the die out of my mouth except for my teeth,
Speaker 3: so they look like a little bit wider. Also, I
Speaker 3: just realized I have like ankle biter teeth on the
Speaker 3: bottom row, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: Like I'm looking like you have like a bit of
Speaker 5: an ankle bier mouth, Like can you look like you
Speaker 5: kind of look like if I got into an argument
Speaker 5: with you in Walmart, I would like, look at your
Speaker 5: mouth while you were yelling at me, and I'd be like,
Speaker 5: I need to.
Speaker 3: Chill, you need to get away, I need to run.
Speaker 3: And then I think. Carpet is in in twenty twenty three,
Speaker 3: not like a carpeted house, but a carpeted bedroom.
Speaker 2: No, you know what. That's also something I've been like
Speaker 2: thinking about, Like I've been thinking about that because.
Speaker 3: I've been thinking about that apartment in La.
Speaker 2: I'm always like, oh, why the fuck is that carpeted?
Speaker 2: But then I'm like, wait, why can carpet be a vibe?
Speaker 2: But then you really start thinking about it, especially in
Speaker 2: an apartment, I'm like, I know, y'all scored it on
Speaker 2: this carpet. Someone at some point squirted and squooshed.
Speaker 3: All, yeah, I've come on our green carpet in our
Speaker 3: living room. Climate change is in. I don't want it
Speaker 3: to be. I don't want to.
Speaker 2: I agree. I've like, I agree. I've like kind of
Speaker 2: come to terms with it. Like there was a moment
Speaker 2: where I was like, oh my god, like we need
Speaker 2: to do something about this, and then I've come to peace.
Speaker 2: Like the thing about me is I will make peace
Speaker 2: with what I can change. Yeah, one of those things
Speaker 2: being climate changed. Also for my ends, Like this is
Speaker 2: kind of like similar to something you said.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, my ends are over, so you
Speaker 3: can you can tap in.
Speaker 2: Okay, So the beating niche is no longer lit. Duh,
Speaker 2: Coachella is dead. That's actually an out unless but it
Speaker 2: comes with like, girl, you can't say new words about
Speaker 2: it because I'm like, it comes with a.
Speaker 6: Caveats, like the caveat caveat is Frank plays.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I'm not sick. I just did a
Speaker 2: lot of coke last night, so I like, I think
Speaker 2: I like burned my suptumb a little bit.
Speaker 3: But don't do that. Don't I can do that.
Speaker 2: Oh that's one of my ends, is me having a
Speaker 2: drug issue?
Speaker 3: Actually I support that. Surprisingly, I support that. I'm with
Speaker 3: you on that.
Speaker 2: One, literally, no matter what you do, support you endlessly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially for the drug habits.
Speaker 2: But unless Frank Ocean plays. If Frank plays this year,
Speaker 2: then it's in. If he doesn't, then literally, if you
Speaker 2: go to Coachella, I am sorry, loser Town.
Speaker 3: You're over. You're over. You're over, You're over. A coach.
Speaker 2: How about this one Coachella. I know we talked about
Speaker 2: this one Coachella happened that I'm just like a hater
Speaker 2: ass bitch and I just like couldn't like something about it.
Speaker 3: Just whatever, No, Well, I will be attending coach.
Speaker 2: However, Comby is in the summer, Okay, specifically for the summer,
Speaker 2: spring and summer.
Speaker 3: Did you I think we are referencing the same thing.
Speaker 3: Did you see that girl that was like doing all
Speaker 3: the two thousands.
Speaker 2: With We're so Lit?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all the shirts were so lit. Also, like I've
Speaker 3: been on that ship. Actually, I was on that ship
Speaker 3: last year. Micro shorts and an Abra Kanby. I've been
Speaker 3: doing that for like a while now. So I mean
Speaker 3: everything I do, y'all.
Speaker 2: You were wearing micro shorts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but everything I do, y'all do three months a picture?
Speaker 2: Do you have a picture, and preferably a video where
Speaker 2: you pass your phone between your legs and grab it
Speaker 2: from the back, but.
Speaker 3: You can, Oh, I do have one of my gooch
Speaker 3: and balls hanging out micro.
Speaker 2: Can I move the sliver of gene to the side
Speaker 2: and give you rug burn friction burn while I moved
Speaker 2: it to taint?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, yeah, everything I do, y'all do. Five years later.
Speaker 5: Me, you say that, I'm like, oh no, wait, you
Speaker 5: don't have a taint you.
Speaker 2: But In is smoking cigarettes. I just think it's in,
Speaker 2: like especially because now that like puff bars and stuff,
Speaker 2: and like I do understand, Like part of me was
Speaker 2: thinking this because one of the things I wrote down,
Speaker 2: like I was low key being dead ass because I
Speaker 2: have a new paranoia and fear and I'm going to
Speaker 2: talk to you about it in a second. But I
Speaker 2: was like gonna say something. I was like, wait, I look,
Speaker 2: you need to remember that, like I do have influence
Speaker 2: and I can't fear monger people and like like I have,
Speaker 2: like not that I think anybody's like I think the
Speaker 2: majority of people who watch us like find smoking cigarettes repulsive,
Speaker 2: which I've learned because you bitches love to tell me
Speaker 2: you think it's disgusting that I.
Speaker 3: Like Ca, she smokes like a cigarette once a month.
Speaker 3: Actually the last week we were in La, you smoke.
Speaker 3: You would be like you'd come into my room and
Speaker 3: be like can you come outside and smoke a cigarette?
Speaker 3: And I was like, no, just smoking, and you were
Speaker 3: like can I smoke it?
Speaker 4: In?
Speaker 3: I know you were like smoking, I don't want to
Speaker 3: go out there.
Speaker 2: You know what it is? Before I left, I was
Speaker 2: doing like my dinner catch ups with everybody, and then
Speaker 2: I would always get like two to three drinks and
Speaker 2: like two drinks and I'm going to smoke a pack
Speaker 2: of cigarettes, like it's a duo. But yeah, smoking cigarettes
Speaker 2: is in. And why do we low key need to
Speaker 2: buy iodine pills?
Speaker 3: Iodine pills?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Why why do we look like the yellow Ones? No,
Speaker 3: I don't like yeah, the end of the world, Yeah
Speaker 3: we should buy.
Speaker 5: Like why does Loki everybody needs to stock up on
Speaker 5: those I hate are in?
Speaker 2: IDIM pills are in.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what's in? You know what's in. Actually,
Speaker 3: I just remember this is me writing the song of
Speaker 3: the Summer. I think I just wrote the song of
Speaker 3: the Cunner.
Speaker 2: We should make a song when I get back, Like
Speaker 2: we need to make a song. But yeah, IDIM pills
Speaker 2: are in for sure, Like we're popping IDIM pills all
Speaker 2: twenty twenty three to prepare for nuclear war. Also, I
Speaker 2: stayed up really late last night because I just found
Speaker 2: out what Chernobyl was and I wish that was a joke, Like, okay,
Speaker 2: let me clarify. I do it was like a nuclear
Speaker 2: like accident. But I thought that she happened in like
Speaker 2: eighteen thirty.
Speaker 3: No, I thought we had nuclear power in eighteen thirty.
Speaker 2: Girl, I don't know anything. I don't know anything. And
Speaker 2: then I thought Chernobyl was just a random show that.
Speaker 7: Saying it right?
Speaker 2: Am I?
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I'm just saying yeah, you're saying it right.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, like.
Speaker 2: I say, yeah, I can't say anything right. Also the
Speaker 2: fact that I couldn't say like iodine when I was
Speaker 2: watching the show last night and they were like like, whatever,
Speaker 2: why did that shit happen when my dad was thirteen
Speaker 2: years old?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 3: And that's why it's crazy. It is because everyone experienced it.
Speaker 2: Also, what's insane? Dude? I literally, Drew, I.
Speaker 3: What did I just say? What did I just say?
Speaker 2: You said it's crazy because everybody experienced it. But like pause,
Speaker 2: why is no one talking about Chernobyl?
Speaker 3: The pause of this century? As fuck?
Speaker 2: Also, like, no, Drew, if you saw the way I
Speaker 2: was acting last night after watching one episode, I was
Speaker 2: freaking the fuck out.
Speaker 3: Like I don't series are like a documentary or like
Speaker 3: the show I'm.
Speaker 2: Watching, like the docuseries where they just the HBO one.
Speaker 3: That's where like, is it a docuseriies or is it
Speaker 3: a show?
Speaker 2: No, it's a show. I actually every time I say Docuseriies,
Speaker 2: I'm like, Oh, it's a series where people are like
Speaker 2: doing like a true based story. But I don't think
Speaker 2: that's the proper It's like.
Speaker 3: This show where they act.
Speaker 2: It's the show where they like acted out what happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like one of the best shows of all time.
Speaker 3: And I could not get through the first episode. But
Speaker 3: I will say I did have a Chernobyl arc where
Speaker 3: I was like watching YouTubers like go there and explore
Speaker 3: their radiated lands irradiated lands, and seeing all the critters
Speaker 3: running around and all the fucking deer that have foreheads
Speaker 3: and ulcers all over the body, and the people that
Speaker 3: refuse to move out of there and now have like
Speaker 3: an eighth limb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's the crazy thing. I was like, this
Speaker 2: shit happened in like at least nineteen twenty something like
Speaker 2: this shit, but it scared it like literally set me
Speaker 2: into a bad, like freak out, and I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: maybe I do have like some sort of like anxiety
Speaker 2: based disorder or something, because the way I genuinely. I
Speaker 2: immediately it's like my obsession with planes, and then I
Speaker 2: immediately am like, that is going to happen to me.
Speaker 2: There's no way it's not gonna happen to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm the same way. I get hyperfixiated on like
Speaker 3: how I'm gonna die, and then I just like theorized
Speaker 3: way as I'm gonna die over and over again, and
Speaker 3: then I find a new thing type of I don't
Speaker 3: think I'm gonna die in a plane crush anymore. Actually
Speaker 3: I never did. I thought I was gonna survive the
Speaker 3: plane crash. I was supposed to go, but yeah.
Speaker 2: I literally I immediately was looking up how to buy
Speaker 2: like iodine peels peels.
Speaker 3: I can't say you can't buy iodine peels, they're pills.
Speaker 2: And then I was looking them up and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, what's the proper one to get? Like
Speaker 2: I need to stalk up. And then I was like
Speaker 2: getting actually really upset because I was like, dude, I
Speaker 2: got into an argument with a friend because we were
Speaker 2: like all watching it. And then I was like asking everybody.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, like hypothetic, if something like this happened,
Speaker 2: what would be your first cost of action, and one
Speaker 2: of the front was like, oh no, listen. They were like, oh, like,
Speaker 2: I would just like hope that, like my government has
Speaker 2: like a good like plan of action to like go forward.
Speaker 2: And I would listen. I'm like, we're watching this shit
Speaker 2: not happen right now. And that shit happened.
Speaker 3: Did we see the way the pandemic was handled? Oh
Speaker 3: my god, I went, I've been playing basketball at the
Speaker 3: gym in Grandberry, the Why and I played two days
Speaker 3: in a row, and yesterday it was a five on
Speaker 3: five and we were running half court because I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm not playing full court. You're not getting me to
Speaker 3: run up and down a full court right now? No,
Speaker 3: absolutely not. And I swear to god, I thought I
Speaker 3: was dying. I'm not even exaggerating. I tasted blood in
Speaker 3: my mouth like I taste I hadn't metal in my mouth.
Speaker 3: And today my heart is literally sore. Just needed to
Speaker 3: get that out there. And it's from the Johnson and
Speaker 3: Johnson vaccine. It gave me fucking blood blott.
Speaker 2: Does your sister fed you red blue thirty?
Speaker 3: You know what it is? It's literally because I eat
Speaker 3: talkies and smoke puff bars all day. It tastes. It
Speaker 3: tastes like all the puff bar oil had settled in
Speaker 3: my lungs and I was just like breathing it up
Speaker 3: because I was breathing hard, and I was like, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I got popcorn line, Well, that is actually nasty.
Speaker 2: I really am so curious what the effects of that
Speaker 2: are going to be. Wait, did they actually stop selling
Speaker 2: them in La? Do you know? Have you heard from
Speaker 2: the people, I.
Speaker 3: Mean from the last like four smoke shop owners, Like,
Speaker 3: that's it. January first, it's over. But either way it's
Speaker 3: over for me because Josiah and Lucas stopped too.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's big.
Speaker 3: I know it's it truly is over.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I was last night. Literally I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, we're because you know what was scary too,
Speaker 2: is like I feel like it hasn't been long enough
Speaker 2: since like and the first like big nuclear accident happened.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, it will only happen again within the
Speaker 2: next hundred years, and we're going to be alive for
Speaker 2: that because humans don't learn anything. And then I was
Speaker 2: actually freaking out spinally because I was like, dude, we
Speaker 2: literally have become like numbed. I have have you become
Speaker 2: numbed to the idea of like nuclear like threats.
Speaker 3: Like I was about to say, have you looked so like.
Speaker 2: THREATN so and so forth with nuclear threats, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: like I don't look fuo.
Speaker 3: Have you looked into the Cuban missile crisis? And I
Speaker 3: was like, have you looked into the Cuban miss.
Speaker 2: No, don't tell me that bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that ship was real. Everybody they thought they were
Speaker 3: going to die.
Speaker 2: Is that new? Wait? Did that just strong?
Speaker 3: No? No, the Cuban missile crisis was like a while ago.
Speaker 3: I think it was in the sixties or something like that. Uh,
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 2: It was in the sixties.
Speaker 3: Threat of nuclear warfare in the world ending, and like
Speaker 3: it was, it was so close to happening, and just
Speaker 3: world leaders figured it out, like because once the first
Speaker 3: nuke is sent, like once we send a nuke at
Speaker 3: Russia or China or whatever it is, the world is
Speaker 3: ending because everybody's just going to launch all their nukes
Speaker 3: all at once and it's just like over. And that
Speaker 3: is why we should make love and not war. Did
Speaker 3: I just did I just make that up?
Speaker 2: Did you make that up?
Speaker 3: I think it was made make love not war up?
Speaker 2: No, you had to have just look that up and like.
Speaker 3: No, no, look my phone is still opening.
Speaker 2: No wait, look it up. Let's get up. Wait, let's
Speaker 2: make sure.
Speaker 3: I just made up make love not war. H Wait
Speaker 3: wait what is that? That's it? I think we can
Speaker 3: call it like like a pisces or something. Peace sign,
Speaker 3: peace sign, make love not war, baby peace like world peace.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. You literally just kept saying things that
Speaker 2: I've never heard and they like make sense.
Speaker 4: Though.
Speaker 3: That's the thing about me is, like I said, I'm
Speaker 3: five minutes ahead of you bitches like off.
Speaker 2: Red to think about me as I'm five year head.
Speaker 3: Like off White and ship.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's what I spent my night doing, just
Speaker 2: literally tweaking the funk out and freaking out because I.
Speaker 3: Was like, I was like, damn, it's all over. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna die from and just think about it. Just think
Speaker 3: about it. In our lifetime, we'll have quantum computers that
Speaker 3: are run on nuclear power in our iPhones, and these
Speaker 3: bitches will explode in our pockets for the first five years,
Speaker 3: and it's gonna cause just micro nuclear incidents all over
Speaker 3: the world and it's just gonna irradiate a little Oh
Speaker 3: bet you want to bet.
Speaker 2: I just I think the thing is like I genuinely
Speaker 2: think we could stop here, like we're.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah we could. The hell capitalism says Hi.
Speaker 2: I know, but like imagine capitalism wasn't a thing, Like
Speaker 2: what more do we need? We don't need anything else.
Speaker 2: We've honestly already gone.
Speaker 3: I needs pussy straight up. He's always yeah.
Speaker 2: But you know, sometimes you don't get what you need
Speaker 2: if you don't deserve it.
Speaker 4: Well, I think I deserve it. Can I guys, Can
Speaker 4: I do my ins and outs really quick?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: My god, just super quick.
Speaker 2: I'm in and out of your in.
Speaker 3: My inn is in, but and then his clock is
Speaker 3: coming out.
Speaker 4: That was literally the first one. Okay, ends is wearing
Speaker 4: a black Glossier hoodie. Another inn is wearing like a
Speaker 4: brown hoodie.
Speaker 2: And then you're gonna name your whole wardrobe. It's literally
Speaker 2: gonna take like three seconds.
Speaker 4: He already did, he already Okay, So another inn. Two
Speaker 4: letter names?
Speaker 8: Oh like hi, Yeah, when you're low key so minimalist,
Speaker 8: like short name, no clothes, no swag, no, no, you
Speaker 8: don't have anything.
Speaker 4: Marie Condo is actually my ex, which is crazy. Okay.
Speaker 3: The girl that made all the made you organize your
Speaker 3: house and ship by all your stuff. Just my ex
Speaker 3: a Netflix show.
Speaker 4: I just have two more so another one is having
Speaker 4: this haircut, and then the last one is.
Speaker 2: Girl, don't make an end that you won't have for
Speaker 2: a very long time. Time is ticking.
Speaker 4: The last one is jurisdic in my butt is the last?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's going in there for sure. I
Speaker 3: kyu dated what was her name, Marie Condo? I dated
Speaker 3: Chloe ting No way, I did Chloe ting uh ab
Speaker 3: workout girl, four hundred and eighty three million views on
Speaker 3: her ab workout video. You know how much money well
Speaker 3: did life? No? She was bloated as fuck and on
Speaker 3: her period every day. It was nasty. Oh, this is
Speaker 3: something I've been thinking about actually, so we've to discuss
Speaker 3: it before. How ninety percent of our diet came from
Speaker 3: nuts and berries, right from the women gathering the nuts
Speaker 3: and berries, and they would send our dumbasses out of
Speaker 3: the woods to like hunt and fuck off and probably
Speaker 3: go play with each other's private parts because we realized
Speaker 3: it felt good and it's okay. It wasn't stigmatized back then,
Speaker 3: and all the while the girls were in the camps
Speaker 3: like taking care of our children, like playing.
Speaker 2: With the well, why wouldn't the girls be playing with
Speaker 2: each other too?
Speaker 3: Oh just wait, they were playing with her boobs and
Speaker 3: like fingering each other and taking care of our children
Speaker 3: and doing witchcraft and the fire and like shoving leaves
Speaker 3: up there, pussy f because they're periods. You know.
Speaker 2: What's crazy is actually, like I bet the first fingering
Speaker 2: happens like really early on in human nature because like
Speaker 2: someone's gonna put a finger in.
Speaker 3: That hole, like yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: Fingering definitely happened before fucking, because like a girl is
Speaker 2: probably like what and like when I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, there's more in there?
Speaker 3: Do you think.
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 3: Yes, she I think we probably had sex first in
Speaker 3: our animal dna. I've never seen a gorilla finger another
Speaker 3: gorilla monkeys.
Speaker 2: It's there, no, because monkeys like it. It's their fucking
Speaker 2: butts and ship and you know, a finger slipped like ew,
Speaker 2: that's disgusting, Like actually.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 4: That looks like this photo real.
Speaker 2: I know there's always dirt, you know, it's nasty as
Speaker 2: I know there's dirt under there and drew since they're
Speaker 2: like picks with it and like rolls it all.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I do something worse. I do this. I
Speaker 3: scraped it out with.
Speaker 2: My That's how you keep your sodium intake up when
Speaker 2: you don't have chips, as you eat the salt and
Speaker 2: like dirt from under your nails.
Speaker 3: I actually withdraw it from talkies and McDonald's. It's really
Speaker 3: dangerous actually, and it's funny.
Speaker 2: I actually haven't had McDonald's for like three plus weeks.
Speaker 3: I had it for the first time last night.
Speaker 2: Was it lit?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: It burned my tongue, the tip of my tongue. It
Speaker 3: was like, gross.
Speaker 2: Well, I got way too high when I was in
Speaker 2: Miami and I went into an arcade and I was
Speaker 2: freaking the fuck out.
Speaker 3: And that's literally one of my outs. It's McDonald's.
Speaker 2: You making shocked like that bitch? You wrote it.
Speaker 3: I forgot I wrote it because I wrote it so
Speaker 3: long ago. How about that?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, what are your other outs?
Speaker 3: Buying the newest iPhone every every time it drops, every
Speaker 3: time a new one comes out, that this is over
Speaker 3: records specifically like vinyls and setting world records. What you
Speaker 3: have to prove it's out? It is out.
Speaker 2: You just bought me a fucking record player.
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, yeah, but like also world records, both
Speaker 3: records and vinyls. Grammar. This this is over. We don't need
Speaker 3: grammar anymore, you know what's this one's for me?
Speaker 2: That actually was like really getting in my head the
Speaker 2: other day was when you made a joke about having
Speaker 2: not to like not needed to know how to spell,
Speaker 2: because our iPhones do it for us, And that was
Speaker 2: actually freaking me out because I was like, Dude, there
Speaker 2: are genuinely some fucking snotty nose ass kids out there
Speaker 2: who aren't learning how to spell because they just have
Speaker 2: like word to text and just like they're always on
Speaker 2: their phone and that's like the main form of communication,
Speaker 2: so no bitch has to sit and write a letter
Speaker 2: or anything. So they're just like whatever and voice memos.
Speaker 2: Like I was like, they literally just need to know
Speaker 2: how to speak, They don't need to.
Speaker 3: Know how to like yep, just there's gonna be robots
Speaker 3: that tire your shoes.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is wrong with you? Like literally, what
Speaker 2: is wrong with you? What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: The tire shoes will basically.
Speaker 2: Just that you can get it for three dollars off.
Speaker 2: Shean It's like one of those videos where the everything
Speaker 2: in their house that like does everything for them.
Speaker 3: You know what's crazy is how we treat our children.
Speaker 3: We treat them like some little sub humans that don't
Speaker 3: actually exist, and that they're going to be humans one day,
Speaker 3: and that they're not actually humans, they're humans going to
Speaker 3: be humans. Drinking in your past until you pass out
Speaker 3: is out. Philosophy is out. I'm tired of being schizophrenic.
Speaker 3: I did get books in general is like so out
Speaker 3: is boring? Like literally, do something else, get a life challenge.
Speaker 3: Frogs are out. I think they had their renaissance in
Speaker 3: twenty twenty two, but they're over. Chips, Candy and McDonald's
Speaker 3: are out in a very big way for twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: Again, most of the things you say are literally just
Speaker 2: like medical related issues that you have that you just.
Speaker 3: Say, like and your classiest and you hate poor people.
Speaker 2: Football, see what that has to do with it? But die.
Speaker 3: What Football and baseball are out? I'm tired of seeing it.
Speaker 3: Get it off my fucking pages, get it out of
Speaker 3: my life. Oh, big fucking strong men. Football can stay.
Speaker 3: Football can stay. I like seeing the big boys playing
Speaker 3: with each other. Baseball You're done.
Speaker 2: You are like actually so ill, You're so true?
Speaker 3: Oh that's what's in trill. Oh this shi's trill as
Speaker 3: fucking true.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're bringing trilled back.
Speaker 3: So I had it an inn and I have it
Speaker 3: an out as well. Climate change. I'm scared. I'm really
Speaker 3: really scared, y'all. It's coming. It's coming. And then after
Speaker 3: climate change, I will.
Speaker 2: Say for Christmas, it was literally like forty three degrees
Speaker 2: in Miami, and I was like, we're done.
Speaker 3: Says it's over.
Speaker 2: I was like, it was forty three degrees that Sunday
Speaker 2: for like Christmas, and then the next Sunday it was
Speaker 2: eighty three degrees.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fucking I was about to say it was
Speaker 3: like eight degrees on Christmas and then a week later
Speaker 3: it was seventy degrees in Texas. Uh yeah, fucking right,
Speaker 3: that temperature swing jarring. Yeah, just Texas is better than Florida. Okay,
Speaker 3: the next one change. I mean like things changing, like
Speaker 3: I want it to stay still. And I also mean
Speaker 3: like coins were done, where it's done, it's over.
Speaker 2: Did you know they still make new quarters.
Speaker 3: Which is bulls make new coins. I think I have
Speaker 3: a fear of coins, like actually when I touch them,
Speaker 3: like I feel like this coating. Get on my fingers
Speaker 3: and it's like oil from other humans, and I fucking
Speaker 3: hate it.
Speaker 2: That's where they're putting the nuclear residue to kill off citizens,
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 3: Think about it? Think about it? Yeah, Oh you didn't
Speaker 3: touch your beat?
Speaker 2: Why are they making new ones? I thought we were
Speaker 2: like having it. I thought we were having like an
Speaker 2: economic issue, Like why are they printing more money? Like
Speaker 2: I thought they were done doing that? And why the
Speaker 2: fuck are their new quarters their quarters not only in
Speaker 2: their new quarters for this year, but I saw a
Speaker 2: quarter for twenty twenty. Want.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's bullshit, and it's bullshit.
Speaker 2: Like no, actually, like I didn't know they were doing that,
Speaker 2: Like why are they doing that? Like are they like
Speaker 2: restamping old corners like I genuinely.
Speaker 3: Think they're throwing it. I think they're throwing away old
Speaker 3: ones and putting new ones in recirculation and like recycling
Speaker 3: them and shit, uh fuck, I had something so fucking
Speaker 3: funny to say. I was like, Oh, this is gonna hit,
Speaker 3: this is gonna bang. I lost it. Coins? What was
Speaker 3: it? It was coins? Money change? Whatever it's done. Shame is out, Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: we live in such a shameful society, and I'm tired
Speaker 3: of being filled with shame and walking around with shame
Speaker 3: for me just experiencing life, and I'm letting go of that.
Speaker 3: In twenty twenty three doing laundry, I think we should
Speaker 3: go six or seven is between laundry cycles save some mono.
Speaker 2: Like two weeks. So like you're not like you're you don't.
Speaker 3: Need a laundry I know about that.
Speaker 2: I am not getting I think in the time of
Speaker 2: living with you, I think a year, I see you
Speaker 2: head to the laundry room maybe once a month, maybe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I have a bunch of clothes.
Speaker 2: No, you don't though.
Speaker 3: You don't though, Oh, but I do. I do allergic reactions.
Speaker 2: Oh, you know what you'd be in is washing your
Speaker 2: fucking sheets and washing your hands. This year should be
Speaker 2: in for you.
Speaker 3: No, oh, I remembered what it was. Did you know
Speaker 3: there is a chemical that's put on receipts that alters
Speaker 3: your hormone balances And when they ask you for your receipts,
Speaker 3: it's the lizard people trying to push their ed gent. Uh,
Speaker 3: so don't take the receipts.
Speaker 2: Why did you say, did you know that? Like that's real?
Speaker 2: Because that you made that up? That's not true.
Speaker 3: Look it up. It's called like EVA or something like that.
Speaker 3: It alters your horrmones. I need I need less hormones
Speaker 3: as a man, I need less hormones. Do you know
Speaker 3: what I mean?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: Would like because you're like, what is it doing that's
Speaker 2: bad to you?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't have anything for you. You're
Speaker 3: asking too many damn questions that you don't want the
Speaker 3: fucking answers for. Let's you say that, okay, oh, allergic
Speaker 3: reactions out. That's embarrassing. Get over your allergy balls in
Speaker 3: my mouth outwenty three.
Speaker 2: You're done with balls? Yes, I honestly, like I've lo
Speaker 2: keep been like over balls for like a really long time.
Speaker 2: Like I don't fuck with balls, like. I think they're
Speaker 2: so fucking annoying.
Speaker 3: It's gross, it's nasty. M fully stopping at stop signs.
Speaker 3: I think we're grown enough to realize that you don't
Speaker 3: have to do that anymore. You can kind of just
Speaker 3: like half stop. Uh, this is a really hard one.
Speaker 3: But trees I think are out in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3: I'm tired of seeing their leaves fall. It makes me sad.
Speaker 3: They should be green all year. Carniferous games.
Speaker 2: You could just have genetically modified trees gmore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, that's a good happy medium.
Speaker 2: I agree with that.
Speaker 3: In dice in vacuum or Ulta beauty and dice in
Speaker 3: vacuums are.
Speaker 2: Out Alta Beauty is fucking lit. Like, what are you
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 3: It's out on ever. No, but I don't That's what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. They don't exist to me, they don't need
Speaker 3: to exist. Sold to beauty.
Speaker 2: The back system is amazing.
Speaker 3: This is an aud I know literally was about to
Speaker 3: go in. But yeah, dice vacuums too. Fuck dice and vacuums.
Speaker 2: Stop. I like our dice in vacuum. I think dison
Speaker 2: vacuums are so good. Oh okay, it's a cutout. When
Speaker 2: you turned around and it wasn't blurry anymore, I couldn't
Speaker 2: tell if the cat thing was like a three D
Speaker 2: one or if it was a cutout. But it's fully
Speaker 2: a cutout. Like when you like, when you turned around,
Speaker 2: it like went like it almost went limp, yeah limp,
Speaker 2: but it like it lost its life. Well my outs
Speaker 2: are yeah, take no, okay, I'm I'm not gonna keep
Speaker 2: talking until you take that off. Hi.
Speaker 3: I'm a little piggy stop. Wait, why am I lowkey
Speaker 3: giving n f T. This is what we're all gonna
Speaker 3: look like in ten years. We're gonna that one, that
Speaker 3: one virtual reality babe.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I'm literally getting a FaceTime call for my
Speaker 2: lady thinks the package came to my house in Miami
Speaker 2: and they literally are like, can I open it?
Speaker 3: My lady, My lady, my lady, mylady, put your fucking
Speaker 3: mask on. The new COVID variant is out.
Speaker 2: What are the chances we get a new COVID variant?
Speaker 3: This I dropped today. It's turning number one on Twitter today. No,
Speaker 3: it just dropped, and it's taking it's all or of
Speaker 3: all COVID cases. And from OR it was five percent
Speaker 3: or four percent of all COVID cases on the sixth
Speaker 3: of December and now it's forty percent of all. So
Speaker 3: it's hella hella contagious. So we're done. Hid your grandpa,
Speaker 3: hid your grandma. They're gonna die soon. But I think
Speaker 3: for real, Yeah, it's called like the ib X two
Speaker 3: one four or something like that.
Speaker 2: Bitch, I think you're lying.
Speaker 3: I'm being that serious. Oh, this one's tour loading mm hm.
Speaker 3: Oh this is old ass news, bitch, No, it's true.
Speaker 2: I can't find it, so it's not real and you
Speaker 2: can't convince me. I don't have Twitter, and eitherna do you,
Speaker 2: So you're lying.
Speaker 3: I'm not lying. I have Twitter, but for other reasons,
Speaker 3: and sometimes I'll navigate over to the trending page.
Speaker 2: What where'd you go? Who is that? Hello?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 3: Hie Hi?
Speaker 2: Where's Drew? Drew? Come back? Kai? Where's your yourself?
Speaker 3: Kill yourself?
Speaker 2: Kill yourself.
Speaker 7: I'll love you.
Speaker 3: Kill yourself, kill yourself.
Speaker 2: How'd you get in here? I'm getting in here?
Speaker 3: No? What the fuck is that? Who was that?
Speaker 4: Looks like, Oh, there you go?
Speaker 3: Who was that?
Speaker 4: I think that was one of your alter egos.
Speaker 3: Oh, this one's cute.
Speaker 2: All the nice alter ego is here.
Speaker 3: We're saying, yuye yyes, world peace.
Speaker 2: There is something very very evil about your first piss
Speaker 2: of the day being not at your house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Like, there's something really really sinister about waking up and
Speaker 2: getting ready and having to leave the house so fast
Speaker 2: that you you're like wherever you're going, You're like, fuck,
Speaker 2: I forgot to pee and now I really have to
Speaker 2: pee on the way to this thing. I'm going to
Speaker 2: and then your first pace and release of the day
Speaker 2: being somewhere else, Like I think that causes like bad luck.
Speaker 3: And also women peeing in public toilets can give y'all sts?
Speaker 4: Is that true?
Speaker 2: Your spreading false information?
Speaker 4: Wait, I I don't know, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got an st. I once said, PAMs too
Speaker 3: in Granberry, Texas, I sat on the toilet and it
Speaker 3: infected my pee hole.
Speaker 4: That's because they used the glory hole.
Speaker 2: Well, that's because you also let your wiener dip into
Speaker 2: the water, because you told me once you like that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's so long that it does and I
Speaker 3: can't help it.
Speaker 2: Play in a pool and you had the holes and
Speaker 2: you would put the holes in and you saw like
Speaker 2: the water.
Speaker 3: Pressure, Like, dude, did y'all also do this? But I
Speaker 3: was about to say, did y'all also do this? Is
Speaker 3: like grabbing the hose and shoving it up your a
Speaker 3: hole as a kid, and just like filling your colon
Speaker 3: with water and then swooping it out. Yeah, it must
Speaker 3: have been like a guy thing.
Speaker 4: Did you ever Like when you were in a hot tub,
Speaker 4: you put your asshole over the jet and then you
Speaker 4: jump out and you like squirt water out of your butt.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it felt like I was getting.
Speaker 4: What kidding?
Speaker 2: What you guys, because you guys are eating out? Are
Speaker 2: you naturally like that drew or you just like choking?
Speaker 3: It's a choice, It's a choice.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, I'm just curious, like, yeah.
Speaker 3: Nurture versus nature, neither of those are real. It is
Speaker 3: fully a choice, and anybody saying it's not is a liar.
Speaker 4: With that filter that fucking filter off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, oh bitches that madden so jealous that I discovered.
Speaker 4: It, like a homophobic conservative filter.
Speaker 2: You like, when you put on that filter, you serve
Speaker 2: like woman who lives in the Midwest, who's like, can
Speaker 2: can normal people take back rainbows? Like why do they
Speaker 2: have to be for gay people?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Can I just not enjoy a rainbow?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 3: No, exactly, I just I can't enjoy a rainbow. Rainbows
Speaker 3: was God first, was God's first, and then the gays
Speaker 3: took it and made it mean something it wasn't supposed
Speaker 3: to mean.
Speaker 2: I don't think that is necessarily true.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: Every time you said you would play an ancle viner
Speaker 2: like you really really do, like you really really do?
Speaker 3: What is this hold on? Yeah? These are the dude,
Speaker 3: this episode.
Speaker 2: Has just turned into us US looking at you like
Speaker 2: you can't do this because like literally, if you go
Speaker 2: back in the episode the second you started playing with filters,
Speaker 2: my mind with like no, like it, like literally like
Speaker 2: something my brain mind clicks to, like watching TikTok kind
Speaker 2: of brain where I have nothing to say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in n FT. It's hard to talk to
Speaker 3: a non fensiable token.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that's what that meant. I did not
Speaker 2: know that NFT meant words like I thought that's what
Speaker 2: they called it.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll just wear the beret and that's it. I'm
Speaker 3: a French. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, are you going to go to Paris?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe on the eighteenth or I probably leave the seventeen.
Speaker 2: Well, if you come this way, I just won't go
Speaker 2: back home and we can meet up and go together.
Speaker 3: Would you want to come?
Speaker 2: Not if I have to go back to LA and
Speaker 2: then come back because.
Speaker 3: I won't go respect respect. I'll let you know if
Speaker 3: I do. Yeah, I'm getting flown out to Paris by
Speaker 3: a brand.
Speaker 2: I like, I'm not kidding. I cannot look at you.
Speaker 3: I'm turning it off. I'm turning it off. Well, Okay, what.
Speaker 2: A way to start to New year. Okay. Also, it
Speaker 2: seems like this is the cheapest back. Yeah, like we
Speaker 2: are like things you can buy, like I guess.
Speaker 7: Like Paradi.
Speaker 3: That's in Iceland on my birthday.
Speaker 2: If that happens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as the solar eclips happens, like, I don't have
Speaker 3: anything in me, I'm done. I'm done. Well, No, you
Speaker 3: have to do at least one out each then, because
Speaker 3: I kind of just consumed the outs.
Speaker 2: Well because I didn't write any fucking outs because you
Speaker 2: didn't tell me to do in and out, so you
Speaker 2: told me to do twenty twenty three for addictions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a.
Speaker 2: Few of my outs is over consumption. This is also
Speaker 2: for myself. I think I can like over consume and
Speaker 2: be a little too crazy. I would like to stop
Speaker 2: over consuming, but that probably won't happen because it's either
Speaker 2: an addiction to drugs or an addiction to shopping, and
Speaker 2: I think shopping is better. But I will try my best.
Speaker 2: Another out is I think I'm done being.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 2: That's just a lot like I'm done being a hater.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, fucking right, that is so ingrained into your soul.
Speaker 2: No, for real, I am going to try and not
Speaker 2: be such a hater. I'm gonna actually try, and I
Speaker 2: think the first step is to not saying my hateful
Speaker 2: thoughts out loud, and then maybe that will lessen my hatefulness.
Speaker 2: What it is, I'm like to Joan rivers within like
Speaker 2: my comedy style, like too much of my comedy style
Speaker 2: is within being a spiteful, hateful bitch.
Speaker 3: Respect. I was gonna say, I think everybody has hateful thoughts,
Speaker 3: but we just internalize them.
Speaker 2: But you see, a girl like me speaks for mind
Speaker 2: and I need to shut up.
Speaker 3: I think you should be more woman. Stop talking and listen.
Speaker 2: Wow. Wow, see how it feels.
Speaker 3: When you thought, that's just the thought that I've been
Speaker 3: having recently as girls just stopped talking.
Speaker 2: Challenge, Well, you would have to be talking to women
Speaker 2: to like even have that effect.
Speaker 3: Oh I get pussed, a slight puss.
Speaker 2: And again yeah, and now was like excessive drinking, which
Speaker 2: like I don't necessarily do that, but I mean in general,
Speaker 2: like it'll stop, like like no more like black out culture,
Speaker 2: like why are you blacking out? Like are you fifteen?
Speaker 2: Like learn how to control yourself?
Speaker 3: That was a slight at me my.
Speaker 2: My last out And I think I'm gonna fail because
Speaker 2: I plan on doing this is straightening my hair, but
Speaker 2: that has more to do with me. Most of my
Speaker 2: outs are like New Year's Revolution type be so like
Speaker 2: it's not really like trueout revolutions. I'm literally starting stealing
Speaker 2: your stuff and fucking selling it on off for if
Speaker 2: you don't stop talking to me like that.
Speaker 3: No you're not.
Speaker 2: I started it on Facebook market.
Speaker 3: My roommates sold all my ship on Facebook market place
Speaker 3: for dollars, and I put your name.
Speaker 2: On all the it. I was like Drew Phillips desk
Speaker 2: and all your ship is on the floor the next day.
Speaker 2: All right, well that's my outs. Kai Kai already did
Speaker 2: his outs. He did his ins and outs together.
Speaker 4: I could do a couple more. Okay, I think out
Speaker 4: is being mean to me. I think people should be
Speaker 4: nice to me at all times.
Speaker 3: But that don't even sound right. Hold on, the.
Speaker 2: Only thing that's out is me from that idea. I'm out.
Speaker 3: I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it.
Speaker 4: I just I don't know. I think it'd be cool
Speaker 4: for the next year.
Speaker 2: And also in an in is us going to Shark
Speaker 2: Tank with the idea and watching it fly.
Speaker 4: It lasted for thirty seconds. Great, wait, why should.
Speaker 2: We make the kay doll? And it's like it's like
Speaker 2: a voodoo doll and you just beat it up.
Speaker 4: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: I thought, what it is? Yeah, I beat it up.
Speaker 4: Drew's been beating it up for a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my god. I just looked at myself and
Speaker 3: my eyes like so scary.
Speaker 5: When you I haven't seen like a photo or anything
Speaker 5: of you in a long time.
Speaker 2: When you sent the video of me to yourself the
Speaker 2: other day, I was like.
Speaker 1: Whoa the fuck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was like and I was I was like, whoa,
Speaker 3: oh her name was married? Well, looking like a hold on,
Speaker 3: we got media pause. I watched The Chef last night.
Speaker 3: Actually really fucking cool. Uh surprisingly a good movie. It
Speaker 3: uh was funny. It was like a dark comedy. I
Speaker 3: was not expecting it, and I was expecting it to
Speaker 3: be fucking stupid, but it was like kind of targeting
Speaker 3: like cooking culture and how serious it is, like when
Speaker 3: it's literally just food, and it's really hard for me
Speaker 3: to like watch like food movies or television where it's
Speaker 3: like a drama and it's like, this is like the
Speaker 3: end of the world if I don't cook. The best
Speaker 3: meal in the world. So it was right up my
Speaker 3: alley and then uh, just watch Is it the taste
Speaker 3: of pomegranates or is it the taste of tea?
Speaker 2: Oh, the taste of tea.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's You probably reblogged it on Tumblr in twenty
Speaker 3: fourteen without even knowing you finally watch it. Yeah, how
Speaker 3: was it?
Speaker 2: What was it kind of like slow?
Speaker 3: Yes, it was just visually very it's.
Speaker 2: Super visually insane and interesting.
Speaker 3: But it's just like, okay, yeah, that's exactly what I
Speaker 3: was going to compare it to is it's just like
Speaker 3: House but like modernized like digitally. But yeah, those are
Speaker 3: my two movies and music. I have one song and
Speaker 3: it's by Crimes. I've been listening to Crimes recently, not Grimes,
Speaker 3: Crimes and it's Stress by Crimes. That's a really cool
Speaker 3: song and you should listen to it.
Speaker 2: Well. My media of the week is Chernobyl because I'm
Speaker 2: going to finish it today and freak the fuck out
Speaker 2: and have an anxiety attack. Maybe honestly, I should get
Speaker 2: high as fucking watches so that I can like get
Speaker 2: so scared that I have to go to sleep because
Speaker 2: I'm like genuinely gonna believe that I'm going to be nuked.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Actually, I just remember I had a
Speaker 2: that I woke up and I had no boobs, and
Speaker 2: I always complained about having my boobs, but in the
Speaker 2: dream it was so like dysmoric and like dysmorphic and
Speaker 2: scary for me that I like had really small boobs.
Speaker 2: And I was actually freaking the fuck out in the dream.
Speaker 2: And then somebody who we know was in there and
Speaker 2: I was taking like a nude and they were watching me,
Speaker 2: and I was like, but I didn't care whatever. It's
Speaker 2: like so funny, it's super random. Drewmac like, yeah, but
Speaker 2: it wasn't like sexually watching me. It was just funny.
Speaker 2: Like he had come to the bathroom because he had
Speaker 2: slept over at my house, and he was like, oh,
Speaker 2: can I use that bat there? I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't go a fuck like come in and I was like, bitch,
Speaker 2: I don't have tits anymore, and like he was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, you literally don't have tits anymore. And
Speaker 2: I was like, look like I can't even like I
Speaker 2: don't even know what I would do in like a nude.
Speaker 2: But I wasn't happy in the dream, but I think
Speaker 2: I was happy in the dream because I woke up
Speaker 2: and my tits were gone, like I couldn't say goodbye,
Speaker 2: and it was really scary. But I was immediately in
Speaker 2: the dream, I was like, fuck, so many tops are
Speaker 2: gonna look so good on me, Like I have to
Speaker 2: go home, like I was at my parents' house anyway,
Speaker 2: this was weird.
Speaker 9: But yeah, Drew was in it, and I was like,
Speaker 9: he's literally like it was so weird, and like he
Speaker 9: went and got me a T shirt from my room
Speaker 9: because I was like we were like trying to practice
Speaker 9: how I would take nuts, and he was like, you
Speaker 9: kind of have to do like this.
Speaker 2: Vibe to like make it sexy, like.
Speaker 3: Would you think Okay, I'm like I was just gonna ask,
Speaker 3: was I in the dream sucking your bobes or no?
Speaker 2: No, you were like, honestly, as part of the dream
Speaker 2: was so peaceful because you were like you didn't exist
Speaker 2: in that realm.
Speaker 3: Oh, because I thought like maybe I would have been
Speaker 3: like playing with your bobes or like sucking on No.
Speaker 2: No, it was like it was like, honestly in a
Speaker 2: weird way. I like, I think my brain was trying
Speaker 2: to tell me, like I have the wrong Drew in
Speaker 2: my life. Yeah okay, and you you're just here.
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, Well well, no, do my media in the week.
Speaker 4: If you want. If you want, I could do my media.
Speaker 2: There are things I want from you that I can't
Speaker 2: ask because I will get in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, if you want me to do it,
Speaker 4: I can do it to kind of like fill the
Speaker 4: feel the silence while Drew's gone.
Speaker 2: You know, I have a finished on media, so I
Speaker 2: think I'm going to do that. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was just kind of saying, like.
Speaker 2: I actually haven't seen you in so long.
Speaker 4: I know it's been a minute. Do I look Do
Speaker 4: I look different?
Speaker 2: You look older? You look like you aged rapidly in
Speaker 2: the past months and a half. No, I didn't think
Speaker 2: people like I knew the closer you got to thirty,
Speaker 2: the more you look like an adult. But I think
Speaker 2: you would look like like elderly.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, I look geriatric, that is what you're saying.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I think tru ghost is hanging around.
Speaker 4: How does that sound?
Speaker 2: It's Drew Loss in the ethers.
Speaker 4: It'll do like a noise cancelation, but it still like
Speaker 4: breaks through. Oh sure, are you okay?
Speaker 3: I killed myself. I'm shooting myself with guns, all right.
Speaker 2: The noise canceling literally makes it sound like the most
Speaker 2: like silent accident on the planet.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you're a thousand miles away.
Speaker 3: Oh could you really not hear the guns shuts the
Speaker 3: whole time.
Speaker 2: You're making popcorn?
Speaker 3: Like in three Rooms Over, I was playing guns shun
Speaker 3: effect since the second I left, because I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: would be hilarious if, like I just played gun sound
Speaker 3: effects and I feel like I killed myself.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Well, okay, my media of the week
Speaker 2: is turnobil and then I'm gonna probably finish that and
Speaker 2: it's fucking insane and I can't believe that that's real
Speaker 2: and happened. Oh, super bad, because I rewatched super Bad
Speaker 2: to show it to my little brother, and literally Superbad
Speaker 2: is still so funny. Made me very jealous and envious
Speaker 2: because I want to be recognized as a real comedian.
Speaker 2: But sometimes I feel like I'm just like the sexy
Speaker 2: girl and that's like a really hard like thing for
Speaker 2: me to carry.
Speaker 3: But you can be a pretty girl and a funny girl.
Speaker 2: No, no, you're saying nonsense.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're a unicorn, babe. It's marrying me material.
Speaker 2: What the fuck are you saying? You sound like if
Speaker 2: you fed an Ai only the things you buy a
Speaker 2: ross to hang up on a wall, like and you
Speaker 2: tried to have an emotional conversation with its. Sorry, the
Speaker 2: police are coming. My song media is Bikini Bottom by
Speaker 2: I Spice. I also feel like I had the salt
Speaker 2: the other day, like I feel like me and Ice
Speaker 2: Spice would get along. And I'm not even kidding, like
Speaker 2: I thought about it. I was like, I feel like
Speaker 2: me and Ice Spice could like really get along if
Speaker 2: we were in a room together, Like I could make
Speaker 2: her laugh and then maybe she would hug me. Party
Speaker 2: down by a little Beaver in my Bed by Drew Hill.
Speaker 2: You are the one.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck I forgot I made that song.
Speaker 2: Say I'm not going to give you guys that one
Speaker 2: I forgot.
Speaker 3: I'll say you are the one.
Speaker 2: Mary Angela Celeste and vangelist Lazy kongk Cocktail Twins unmade
Speaker 2: Tom York from this Spiria I forgot.
Speaker 3: I made that fucking song.
Speaker 2: You know, talking about it sometimes like is like unbearable.
Speaker 3: Sometimes she ruined my vibes.
Speaker 2: Somehow. That's way more hurtful than what I said.
Speaker 3: Bitch, don't kill my vibe. Oh, don't look at me.
Speaker 2: Every time I get into a car that has a
Speaker 2: plungin Knox that was made before, like twenty seventeen. ADHD
Speaker 2: by kendrickled Mar is the first song to play. It's
Speaker 2: really really settling and embarrassing on my phone. Ah no,
Speaker 2: it was that good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's peaking though.
Speaker 2: I was at a dinner with some friends and I
Speaker 2: showed it to one friend on my phone YouTube and
Speaker 2: I like played it and then like I was like,
Speaker 2: we're cracking.
Speaker 5: I was like, and I put it down and I
Speaker 5: forgot how YouTube bring me on in My phone just
Speaker 5: kept like and I got really.
Speaker 2: Embarrassed because my phone just kept replaying it.
Speaker 5: M M.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, thank you guys so much for watching.
Speaker 7: Hell help me?
Speaker 2: How are they coming for you? True? Are they coming true?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 2: They're really quiet?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: Stop what.
Speaker 3: Just don't kill me? Don't kill me?
Speaker 2: Why playful? They kind of like.
Speaker 3: I know, sorry, I was talking to my sister.
Speaker 2: Oh hello, okay, Drew. If I don't come back to
Speaker 2: La and you don't have your hair like dark brown again,
Speaker 2: no more sex. Thank you guys so much for watching
Speaker 2: this episode. We'll see you next week, and I know
Speaker 2: that's hard for you.
Speaker 3: Plane crash.
Speaker 2: I know, if I don't die from a nuclear missile,
Speaker 2: I'll see you next week.
Speaker 1: Ye okay, bye
Speaker 4: M HM