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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy This I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Yes that Kevin Pollock. What's that? I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: Tell the class why I thought it was cool to

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Speaker 1: bring marijuana to tenth grade English today? Well last week,

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Speaker 1: when I was chewing gum, you asked if I brought

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Speaker 1: enough with the whole class. So what No, I'm not

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Speaker 1: figgus mart Mr Flores, dude, do you want to get

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Speaker 1: higher or not? But I digress. Let's meet our archemist,

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Speaker 1: shall we? In no particular order? Please say what the

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Speaker 1: holy hell? To Craig Atkowski? What the holy hello? Have

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Speaker 1: you and ever tipped a cow or known anyone who

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Speaker 1: said they did. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't consort

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Speaker 1: with the type of people who do it. Uh, cows

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Speaker 1: are beautiful creatures. I'm having a hamburger for lunch. All

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Speaker 1: of that is the correct answer. What's that over there? Why?

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Speaker 1: It's Mark Gagliardi, Monty Mark Um. What's your favorite TV

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Speaker 1: What was your favorite TV show growing up in Why?

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Speaker 1: My favorite TV show was a short lived series called

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Speaker 1: to the Charmings. I don't know if you or anyone

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Speaker 1: remember this, keep talking. It was Cinderella that's Prince Charming

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Speaker 1: fell down a well and wound up in nine America.

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Speaker 1: And you're saying that didn't take off. It did not

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Speaker 1: take off, but I loved it. The magic mirror on

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Speaker 1: the wall, I believe was if not Ben Vereen, then

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Speaker 1: a Ben Vereen like showman type. Right to the Charming.

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Speaker 1: If you remember the show, and please tell us your

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Speaker 1: fondest memories. Your name here at alchemy this dot com,

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Speaker 1: pick up your room. Here's Carla Kakowski. Charlotte, isn't your name?

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Speaker 1: When you choose fruit, which one do you? Oh? Avocado?

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Speaker 1: Because there's a seed right exactly? Please welcome back second

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Speaker 1: time or match schlistle Hey, hey, Matthew mcconna nay as

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Speaker 1: assumed to be brand spanking new professor at a college

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Speaker 1: here in Los Angeles? How will you greet your students

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Speaker 1: each morning? With authority in disdain, a winning combination and last,

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Speaker 1: but rarely the least say, how do you do to

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer Joe Joe the Gorilla if you wake up

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Speaker 1: later tonight, I bort a spaceship mid surprisingly painless anal probe.

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Speaker 1: How will you greet your students? Hello? Perky, excited with

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Speaker 1: something up, you're like, make a boose. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: let's get to our first thing, shall we? All today's

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Speaker 1: scene suggestions or gathered from your listener emails. If you'd

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Speaker 1: like to submit yours, please write to the podcast at

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Speaker 1: your name here at alchemy this dot com. That's your

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Speaker 1: name here at altemus dot com. Our first thing comes

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Speaker 1: from Conrad, who wrote, Hey, guys and gals love the show.

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Speaker 1: My first scene idea was too detailed, according to Kevin,

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Speaker 1: so I'll just rattle lops some rough ideas rapid fire,

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Speaker 1: and hope you bring some of them to life someday.

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Speaker 1: And then I wrote in parentheses. Then he laid out

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Speaker 1: several one of which I've selected for today, to groups

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Speaker 1: of castaways washed up on opposite ends of an island,

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Speaker 1: discover one another and vie for superiority. Hopefully this d

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Speaker 1: evolves into one of Joey's dream of consciousness monologues and

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Speaker 1: everyone else is trying to make sense of it. Keep

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Speaker 1: out the great work. I hope this podcast never ends.

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Speaker 1: Conrad ps. Despite the fact that he has no voice

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Speaker 1: or characters whatsoever, Chris Alvarado must be talented because his

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Speaker 1: presence is missed. I hope he returned soon. I was

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Speaker 1: just having this conversation about his lack of ability to

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Speaker 1: do British accent off microphone. All right, everyone, let's huddle up. Okay, now,

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Speaker 1: huddle up, all right now, just let's make sure our

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Speaker 1: injuries are are are minor. Al right, now, we gotta

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Speaker 1: find we gotta find water. Those are the two ws

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Speaker 1: to win, all right, that's alright. Now, Look, we gotta

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Speaker 1: make sure that there is no other predators on the island.

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Speaker 1: We've gotta be top tier on this. Okay, here, hey,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing over there? What the hell? Hello?

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Speaker 1: A r Is this a resort beach? You know this

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Speaker 1: is a deserted island and this is my island and his.

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Speaker 1: We we just washed up. How you doing? My name

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Speaker 1: is Steve. It's all right, how do you do? We

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Speaker 1: are playing just craft water? Pull out your branch. This

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Speaker 1: branch says, we're the ones asking the questions. Here, take

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Speaker 1: a seat there, buddy, the branch. I'm sitting. I got

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Speaker 1: a question for you, Steve. How come you dressed like

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Speaker 1: a flight attendant, but everybody's treating you like the captain. Well,

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Speaker 1: the captain's perished and hunder flight protocol. I now take

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Speaker 1: the position of captain. Oh really, I don't know that

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Speaker 1: about no flight protocol. No, I don't know about flight

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Speaker 1: protocol either. We've been out here a while. This is

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Speaker 1: our island. Well, when did you get here five thousand

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Speaker 1: and twenty one days ago, Steve, Steve Stacy? Did they

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Speaker 1: have a branch? Now? Look, flight protocol has changed in

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Speaker 1: those five thousand days. Okay, I understand that five thousand

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Speaker 1: days prior it might have been different, but it has changed.

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Speaker 1: I have a nut allergy. What there's no Five thousand

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Speaker 1: days ago, nut allergies weren't a thing. But I guess

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Speaker 1: it's a thing now. That sounds like a made up thing.

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Speaker 1: I just I need. Do you have those blue chips?

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Speaker 1: Blue tart chips, blue tarts? Does anybody have blue tarot chips?

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Speaker 1: Do you have any blue tarot tea a second? Are

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Speaker 1: you a sorcerer with your Tarot cards and your Tarot chips?

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Speaker 1: Trying to do the math on five thousand days? Roughly

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Speaker 1: two thousand nights? Okay, I am ten years at the anniversary. Hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: take take a step back a seat. That's a branch.

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Speaker 1: That's Do you have any water? Can you trade us water?

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Speaker 1: Do you want me, can we trade them some water?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Sean, Tell what do you think they

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Speaker 1: got to trade us water? Yeah? What you got we got? Steve?

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Speaker 1: There are bad boom Wait? Really, what when did you

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Speaker 1: get a real bad boone? We were transporting it on

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Speaker 1: the plane. We've been here his two thousand a nine.

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Speaker 1: We've never seen a bad boons. He can speak, he

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Speaker 1: can emotional therapy. I told you, I told you they're wizards, Wizards, sorceress, witches.

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Speaker 1: This Plaine debris everywhere, black magic man, black magic Plaine

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Speaker 1: debris everywhere. And I gotta say, judging by your military uniforms,

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Speaker 1: you do really should not be taking orders from Steve, Like,

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Speaker 1: what are you colonels? Colonels were for UPS. Shapes are uniforms,

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Speaker 1: and they make it look like they're colonels. Okay, within

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Speaker 1: the brand has changed, as UPS wouldn't evolve in ten years.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what's the premise. I guess the whole time,

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Speaker 1: I've never thought about UPS. I've not once, have not

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Speaker 1: once has UPS crossed my mind since we've been here, Peach, No,

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Speaker 1: the things that have been crossing our minds shanty trying

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Speaker 1: to you know, get food to eat well I'm not

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Speaker 1: so concerned about that. I guess I should be now,

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Speaker 1: because before it was just the two of us who

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Speaker 1: want to ask the baboon a question. You gotta send

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Speaker 1: you in bat boon? Yeah, go ahead. Who's in charge here?

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Speaker 1: Bat Boon? Come? Jeez, I guess the bat boon's in

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Speaker 1: charge in the woods? Oh god, damn ever, goddamn, we

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Speaker 1: gotta I gotta chase it. I didn't even get to

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Speaker 1: ask what's happened to the world in the last ten years.

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Speaker 1: Get yourself a shield, folks, because that bat boon likes

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Speaker 1: to fling his pooh oh god, yeah, yeah, he hides

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Speaker 1: in the weeds and then he flings the poop. Seriously,

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Speaker 1: why did they got ups guys dressed like colonels. Now,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand this. Where we moved with the speed

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Speaker 1: of the military. All right, I got a question. What's

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Speaker 1: the last package that you delivered? It was we don't

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Speaker 1: check the contents. I don't believe him, I don't. I

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Speaker 1: think they're lying. Yeah, I think they're lying about being

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Speaker 1: I'm back to back. I opened it and it was

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Speaker 1: Milana cookies and I ate all of it. I'm so

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Speaker 1: sorry you opened up a package there were Milana Roger

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Speaker 1: that we're on the island. Did you like the gift? Um? I? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I an empty Milano's bag. What? No, what do you

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Speaker 1: mean empty Milana? What are you talking about? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: opened it up and it was an empty Milano's bag.

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Speaker 1: I guess I don't know what you were with. Those

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Speaker 1: little doilies are still were still in there? What do

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Speaker 1: you what hell do you mean? It was empty? No? No,

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Speaker 1: that was that was from Milan. Okay, those were custom

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Speaker 1: cookies from my lady. What the hell you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Here's a charon savignon blanc and merlot, sir, okay, And

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Speaker 1: where's my drink? Savignon blanc double? Okay? This looks like

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Speaker 1: a regular poor This is a This is a gallon

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Speaker 1: jug of chardon. Yeah. I want to I want two

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Speaker 1: a tight wine pour you get me, and I want

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Speaker 1: I want to break up because you ordered too much

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Speaker 1: to drink. This is a it's straight, it's yeah, trying

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Speaker 1: to sort it out. Ye. Keep we were taking bets

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Speaker 1: is my business, my lawyer. If you could get an

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Speaker 1: ivy for these two of whatever. Excuse me, I couldn't help,

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Speaker 1: but notice that you have an empty Milano's bag. And

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Speaker 1: I just want to know how those cookies were because

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Speaker 1: so from Milan myself and I'm very proud of our cookies.

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Speaker 1: I don't know this is our chef X. How were

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Speaker 1: the how were the cookies were already? You know I

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Speaker 1: didn't eat them, so I can't believe you're presuming that

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Speaker 1: I did that. That's what you're breaking up with me. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the chef of this restaurant. Normally we do

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Speaker 1: not allow people to bring it outside food, but if it,

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Speaker 1: if it is Milonnals, I will allow it. And can

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Speaker 1: I get service? Is there? Okay? I'm sorry? Okay, Chef Alfredo, Um,

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Speaker 1: he has such a distinguished palette. Um he can smell

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Speaker 1: Milano's from another room or the absence of try sauce?

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Speaker 1: How are the Milonnals? Yes, I invented Alfredo sauce. By

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Speaker 1: chance to eat them. What the I don't understand? Did

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Speaker 1: you you know what? It's I don't need, I don't

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Speaker 1: need you try and you would not let this beautiful

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Speaker 1: lady of a taste. No, I got I got them

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Speaker 1: for her. I got I love. There were no Milano's

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Speaker 1: in there. There was a my lawyer, and there was

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Speaker 1: a ring. He just said there was a ring. Hold

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Speaker 1: on my lady. Ears just went up. There's discussion of

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Speaker 1: a ring. Wait what there was a ring inside? There

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Speaker 1: was a custom built ring inside one of the doors

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Speaker 1: of the Milano cookie. And you opened up the door

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Speaker 1: of the Milana Cookie. There was a ring. Just a second,

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Speaker 1: Can I talk to you private a second? Maybe give

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Speaker 1: out less information about the ring like it was your

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Speaker 1: her lawyer? Yeah, I understand. Trying to help uster Armstrong,

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Speaker 1: Mr Armstrong, I'm sitting right here. You are my lawyer.

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Speaker 1: You're her lawyer, okay, trying to be fair. I appreciate

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Speaker 1: your love of the law and how fair you try

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Speaker 1: to stay. If there was a how did how did

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Speaker 1: you get how did you get the cookies delivered? How

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Speaker 1: did you get the cookies? To leave? It? Alright? Through? Milan?

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Speaker 1: I called? But you must have used the service. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: not FedEx. No, not FedEx. You'll be okay. I've just

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Speaker 1: been waiting a long time. Jeez, feeble feeble this forest, jungle,

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Speaker 1: peoble what people? What? People come down from there? Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I froze up there and I didn't feel

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Speaker 1: comfortable talking. It's okay, PJ and Shantel, It's okay. I'm

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Speaker 1: not used to new people. People. Don't take this shi

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Speaker 1: at me people, people, Sorry, I don't want to do

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Speaker 1: it people, It's all right. Look, I'm stressed out to

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Speaker 1: My ship is a weird because I ate that ring.

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Speaker 1: Made that ring it was in cookies. I hate all

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Speaker 1: the cookies and anything ring. It's cutting up my inside. Peebo,

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Speaker 1: Come on, you can't eat those cookies. You don't not

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Speaker 1: good for your diet. A monkey man up here? Are

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Speaker 1: What is your name, Magellan, Magella? That's a great name.

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Speaker 1: I'm taking your sister to can Wow. Wow, all these

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Speaker 1: pay attention to our son for a minute. Okay, I

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00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,880
Speaker 1: think I need to attention to our marriage for a minute. Here.

417
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 1: The marriage is done, so uh, if you'll sign here,

418
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 1: then we can let you get back to your client.

419
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 1: Is that for us to get married? You and me? Yeah?

420
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 1: Is that what this is? Yeah? That's right? Okay, all right,

421
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 1: there there we go. I'm sorry. They never wanted to

422
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 1: be in your class anyways. He hates you, I recorded it. No, no, no,

423
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 1: I hate you, dad. I hate your dad, really, Dad,

424
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: I hate you. You're the worst father ever. I think

425
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 1: your dad don't. Who's that art kid? So what do

426
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 1: you mean? Mr? Harrisony want to return Magellan to Magellan?

427
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 1: You purchased Magellan and now you're living art. I know,

428
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 1: but I just gotta give you this tape square back, uh,

429
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: and just get my money back. Okay, no, no, Mike,

430
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 1: come on, I need the money. My name is Magellan. Okay, Magellan, Magellan.

431
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 1: I need you you? Who are you? I meant about

432
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: you in the papers. My son is lost. He went

433
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 1: on a plane and he hasn't come back in years.

434
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 1: I want to know is he still alive? Can you

435
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: look into your ball or whatever you magically good to have?

436
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,360
Speaker 1: Is my son? He was a FedEx worker or ups.

437
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 1: I don't know he was he was, I don't know.

438
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 1: He wore a military outfit and I don't know what

439
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 1: he did, but he was my son. MIKEA. I'm gonna

440
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 1: need that money, Michael, Okay, I'm gonna get get I

441
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,679
Speaker 1: don't know who Mike is Magellan? Please? Is my son

442
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: is still alive? Okay, yes, yes, I see him. He's

443
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 1: talking to a baboon. What there's a talking baboon? Is

444
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 1: he in a cartoon? No? No, although there's a couple

445
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 1: of Italians were somewhat cartoon. Okay, right, okay, just help

446
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 1: me find him. He's my only son. Okay. There's an island.

447
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 1: There's an island. You've got to narrow it down, Joe, Okay,

448
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: you have to narrow that down. So you want to

449
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,919
Speaker 1: shot applying day? What I'm a bush parlot. I fly

450
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: to the places now when Nils flos day, I'm sorry,

451
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to go over that again. What you

452
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: said you wanted it? Shoulder applying to fund at sign

453
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 1: of something is here? Right, He's got a lot of

454
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 1: people asking to floor. Do you need it or not?

455
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: I need a plane please? All right? Please? Roger Wise

456
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,880
Speaker 1: just taking so long because I don't understand him. He's

457
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,879
Speaker 1: speaking in a different language. I'm speaking English. I'm a

458
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 1: bush pilot. He's some he flies bushes. I don't know.

459
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 1: He can't be more clear to me. At least you

460
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: talk to you about it. We would like to get

461
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,120
Speaker 1: on the plane. Yes secret, you're not wear a guy

462
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: and that's floor, Randy bet. We've provided a map, so

463
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 1: if you could just put the according to it's really

464
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: abstract on that matter what they see and the Magellan

465
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 1: created this map, so I don't know how it could

466
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 1: be clear. I'm not sure what's water and what's land.

467
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 1: There's a key l a year, but why he's drawn

468
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 1: in the different symbols to what's on the actual mapes.

469
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: We need to give you an address, at least a

470
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 1: maca usual maca. What I'm looking for is there a marca?

471
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 1: I don't have a mark, I don't have visual thing

472
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 1: like I'm my own rane or sitting there's a crash

473
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: plane there is. There's a crash crash plane and ups

474
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: boxes everywhere? All right? You saw it, right? Bush bush

475
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: man look at me and push man bush man, look

476
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 1: at me? Look at my eyes? You keep moving? Well

477
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 1: one is lazy pushman? Look at me? Which want the

478
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: one that my pain? Do you see my pain? My

479
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 1: son is out there, okay, with dozens and dozens of

480
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: ups boxes that have not been delivered? Can you find

481
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 1: my son? What's the night? In that movie with Tom

482
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: Hanks Castaway o Philadelphia, Philadelphia. It was a good movie.

483
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 1: That's not a poe of what we're talking about. I

484
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: need you to find my son. Did you just think

485
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 1: of that movie? Yeah? I just want anything? It was

486
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: what is Tomanks? Dane? Right? Right? And then I was like,

487
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 1: does he leave me? Philiphia? I believe? So we just

488
00:28:56,040 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: get on the plane. Oh yeah, our son. And look

489
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: I think that's another plane as a landed on. Oh gosh,

490
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: there's enough room for all of us. There's resources for everyone.

491
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: Piebo bieboy, look at over there? How do you do?

492
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: How do you do? Hello? Hi? Have you guys seen

493
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: my son? Which you want? Is in your son? He's what?

494
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 1: Who's your son? The hell are these people? Hey? We don't.

495
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: We don't have any sons around here. Okay, there's no

496
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: status around no little boys. It's right, We're all equal.

497
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: P J. Schantel, Those two Italians, the baboon Stevie, the

498
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: two soldiers that look like ups people. Just Juliana, can

499
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: you I mean that's clearly a corpse. Do you mind

500
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: just Oh, I'm just gonna kick it for a while. Okay,

501
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 1: you're just gonna hold onto the corporate What is this

502
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: banana doing? Right? Here. Did it fall out of your pocket?

503
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: This banana? Bas what are you doing with that banana

504
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: I have? We can split it up and I'll have

505
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: a piece of that banana. I haven't had a banana

506
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: and at least fourteen years. I'm going to give him

507
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: a friend to banana and wake him up. That's a

508
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: waste of bananas. Just give it to the baboon. See

509
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: if you'll to have you tried spitting on? Who said that?

510
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 1: I feel like this banana is really important the tree

511
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: just tell us to give it a banana to the baboon.

512
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: Sure I didn't hear anything. That's gonna be the banana

513
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: that the snake spoke of. But it's gonna make me

514
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: I already talk, Like and how hard can it be? Defined?

515
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 1: An island that's directly between Milan and Dayton. It's in

516
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: the Atlantic Ocean, all right? Yeah, So like this is

517
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: what I call the talking baboon. Um And I spent

518
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: a lot of time adding sound effects to this painting.

519
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: So yeah, it is a banana, and yeah, the banana

520
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: is the key to it all. The banana is what

521
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: gets the baboon to talk? Can it? Can we hear

522
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:19,479
Speaker 1: it talk? Yeah? Of course, so this is only going

523
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: to beat. This piece of art is only five thousand dollars.

524
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: It seems like get panicked about something. I'll take it.

525
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 1: You'll you'll take it. I'll take it, you'll take it. Wait,

526
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: Mr Harris, you beg for your money back when you

527
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 1: bought my backyard. Mr Harris. Pet is dead. It's okay,

528
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 1: just no to stop telling me other things to do

529
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 1: to him. He's dead. He's been dead for weeks. All right,

530
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: can you hold the painting so I can go check on?

531
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 1: All right? I guess I owe you that much. Thank

532
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 1: you for coming today. Pet was a great kiddes. Make

533
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: sure you end one of the scenes with a funeral. Sorry.

534
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: Our last scene today comes from Kyle, who wrote, Hey,

535
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 1: I've been listening from the beginning. It just completed my

536
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 1: second play through of all the episodes. I have to

537
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 1: say they're even better the second time around. This podcast

538
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 1: is responsible for making me look absolutely insane while at work,

539
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: walking around and laughing out loud my suggestion. A group

540
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 1: of Americans attempted across the border back into the US

541
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: after buying large amounts of marijuana from Canada. Uh They

542
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 1: stopped by the Canadian border patrol who has to figure

543
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 1: out what to do with them. Kyle from Canada. Uh, yeah,

544
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: I'm from Yeah, I am cool, man, I am cool.

545
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 1: Um we're from hey man, we're from Michigan. Oh yes,

546
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 1: of course. Um you look you look cool. He's very cool.

547
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 1: But please just passports. Okay, cool, she's my supervisor. Are

548
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 1: you like a trainee? She's just she's a boss. Don't

549
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 1: ask any questions? Okay, cool. Please whisper when we are

550
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: doing our job. Please. Sorry. Yeah, I'm Jimmy his friend supervisor. Yeah,

551
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:24,479
Speaker 1: she's my supervisor. Cool, sir, place supervisor. You can hang

552
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 1: out in Canada. I didn't see it and just generally

553
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 1: like supervisors from because are you high? What? No, that's

554
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: crazy because you seem very like not really having your

555
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: feet in the ground and I'm not. Okay. We came

556
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 1: here for the syrup and the maple bark, so that's

557
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: all we came here. Yes, they're high. I believe they're high.

558
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: You're called what you want to do with some boss?

559
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: I want to double check that questions, So please blow

560
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: into this tube. Blow whoa supervisor? And I would like

561
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: for you to do this. Look, lady, we just want

562
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: to get back to Detroit. Okay, so if you could

563
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:08,320
Speaker 1: just give us your pastorrough you guys listen, I know

564
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,800
Speaker 1: what you guys want. What you guys want, Yes, we

565
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 1: want your passports so you can cross you here is Oh,

566
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 1: we're going We're going on Jefferson. Jefferson. Yeah, just raised that.

567
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 1: Gary impressed. You know that. Well. I do spend a

568
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: lot of time in the United States. And we are

569
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: on the boarder, so you know the currency, and he's

570
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: also holding it in front and he and I know

571
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: you guys think supervisor everybody. I know what you guys

572
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: are thinking. Let's make it a one hundred bust. Are

573
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 1: you just you're just going to go with this bride thing?

574
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 1: Oh no, I was just repeating what they said. How

575
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: much is d Canada these days? A hundred American dollars?

576
00:34:54,040 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 1: It's worth five Canadian dollars. So we don't have to

577
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 1: bribe before. Are we nobody trying to bribe anybody? Dude?

578
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: When they come over, man as nuts, it's gonna get

579
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,800
Speaker 1: all the fu weed. Dude. Man, I can't wait for

580
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: that week. We're not of gas though, man, I shouldn't idle,

581
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: but uh keep it running. Yeah, we need the a

582
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: c on. Hell yeah we do, Hell yeah, we do.

583
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 1: You want to listen to some classic rock. I'd like

584
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: for us to make classic rock. Man, if I could

585
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,320
Speaker 1: be honest about it, Man, we gotta get that band

586
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: back together. Why don't you get that weed? And man

587
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 1: is gonna click in because we're gonna be inspired exactly exactly, Man,

588
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: right now, I don't have any ideas. That guy's nothing. Man.

589
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 1: My ideas are always just like I don't know, I

590
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:45,439
Speaker 1: don't get Yeah, all right, the studio time is yours,

591
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: So whatever you want to start recording. What's the first

592
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 1: song you have for We're just kind of waiting for

593
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: other two guys, but we can get into a quick

594
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 1: Uh let's do uh, let's do a um? Oh, I'm

595
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: kind a list of ten songs? Or which one do

596
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: you want to do? First one? This is the first one,

597
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: was the first one. Timmy shoes shoes ties? What want

598
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: to do it? I thought I was playing drums? Man, Oh,

599
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: I want to do you want to play drums? No?

600
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 1: You do it? You know what I'll do? Um? What

601
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 1: else you do? You have a violence? Violins? Of course

602
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: we can get some violens. Just gonna take a little bit,

603
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: put them in the room. We'll play that. We'll just

604
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: fill two of you. We're waiting for two. Our buddies

605
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: are more buddies. You're coming in. They're bringing some okay,

606
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 1: because I can go on a break. I could on

607
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,839
Speaker 1: a smoke break if you guys aren't all here. Yeah,

608
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: we were seeing jamfer but we'll do timmy shoes. Okay.

609
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,959
Speaker 1: Do you want me to record your jam? Yeah? Okay,

610
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 1: just roll three. But I'm sorry to your drums. Sorry,

611
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: all right, but I guess the front man should count

612
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: off from front man. I think you're the front man. Dude,

613
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: I'm freaking man, I'm freaking it out on the front man.

614
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,439
Speaker 1: All right, I'll do it, I'll do it. Yeah, sure,

615
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: usually the drummer does. In fact, you know, I'm gonna

616
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: stay out of it whatever you guys want to do. So, yeah,

617
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: we're happy to sign this contract. I mean, we'reiting for

618
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: two other guys. But this, uh, this is you do understand.

619
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: This is a this is a real record deal. This

620
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 1: is a this is a bona fide contract. You are

621
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: going to be rock and roll stars. How many albums? Yeah,

622
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: this is a three album deal. This is so they've

623
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: already done those albums are done. No, you have to

624
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: you have to make the albums. Yeah, and then we

625
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 1: just need the rest of your band here to say.

626
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: I'm going to raise this to to Jefferson's and I'm

627
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 1: just hoping that that's gonna get me and you can

628
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 1: we raise this game interesting get into the United States. Huh.

629
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 1: You guys don't understand. I'm kind of a big deal musician.

630
00:37:55,840 --> 00:38:00,080
Speaker 1: I've got a rock band. Tell me your name. I

631
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 1: will google you. We have computers right here. It's not

632
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: like my name is scorpion. Your name is. Sometimes in

633
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 1: the band they call me scorp last name just scorpion.

634
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: When I scoogle scorpion or I see as a bug.

635
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: He we have, we have his passport. Just google his

636
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:19,320
Speaker 1: real name. Okay, Nedrick, No, no, no, no, it's not

637
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: turn Fleet Turner, Nedrick Fleet Turner, God, that name so much.

638
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:31,800
Speaker 1: Hello and letter waiting for two other guys now before

639
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: we get started. And we just want to know who

640
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 1: likes we. Do you have something? Do you have it? Shows?

641
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 1: Are you doing at me? All right, I'm gonna do it.

642
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:59,919
Speaker 1: Throw in the third row. So we don't understand, Well,

643
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,799
Speaker 1: we googled your name, did you did your significant other

644
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: put these pictures up as revenge? Yes, was this like

645
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 1: prank or these pictures we're finding off you? None? As

646
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,320
Speaker 1: he's a flattering. I mean they're called headshots, dude, I

647
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 1: wouldn't expect you to get them like looking at in

648
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: this one head So that's me giving head to a scorpion.

649
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: It's kind of art. I wouldn't overthink it. Embarrassing. Yes,

650
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 1: I'm shamed for you. Whatever, dude, what the funk? Man? Huh?

651
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 1: What the funk? Will you? Man? I stopped waiting two

652
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 1: more guys. I'm out of the band. Bullshit, I'm out

653
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,879
Speaker 1: of the band. Fuck you. You can't leave the band.

654
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: This is my band. This is all banding them out

655
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 1: in your back in. Hey guys, hey, oh, sorry to

656
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: interrupt this fight. Um, I'm Penny Lane. This is Sapphire,

657
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 1: the other one. We're band aid. Do you like the show?

658
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 1: I loved it. I really loved how you got us

659
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 1: amped up and then you just stopped wa Have you

660
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: been a waiting for two other guys? Fan? Say that again?

661
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: How long have you been waiting for two other guys? Fan? Um?

662
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 1: Just since tonight? Yeah, I've been waiting for two other

663
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 1: guys since middle school. I'm not in middle school anymore,

664
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: so you're still illegal or just don't do the math

665
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: just high. We're all perfectly legal to the math al right,

666
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: man for tonight. The band's still together, fine, dude, tonight tonight.

667
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,280
Speaker 1: So I gotta say, I'm really really excited about you guys.

668
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 1: You know, we we've been we've been really wanting to

669
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,400
Speaker 1: do this, this reunion show for a long time, and

670
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 1: you've got you've got thousands of fans out there just

671
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: we're just waiting on two other guys, and it's just

672
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 1: like it's and it's just like I think, you know,

673
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: we need to to patch up some of the some

674
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 1: of the bad mojo that we've had. I mean, we

675
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 1: haven't been in the same We do this on stage

676
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: because we want this to hap. This is exactly what

677
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 1: your audience. I notice you're filming this too. Yeah, yeah,

678
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: I mean I haven't seen him in how many days,

679
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, five thousand days maybe some like that's

680
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:12,800
Speaker 1: like fourteen years. Yeah, feel forever doing well, you know what,

681
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 1: We're really excited to have this all happened out on

682
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,839
Speaker 1: stage live on television. Everybo everybody's exciting. So we're gonna

683
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: caunt you and who is the front man? Who's going

684
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: to countable thing? And just clarify that before we go.

685
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 1: We're kind of weight on two other guys, like decide

686
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: that you haven't like but at the moment I think

687
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 1: it's uh, if he wants to take it, you can

688
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: take it. WHOA, wow? This did you? I want to

689
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: take it? One? Two, three? Okay, we have decided. Yes,

690
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 1: we've made decision. You are allowed to come into Canada.

691
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,800
Speaker 1: And sorry it's taking photo years. I'm like, really hungry.

692
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 1: Do you guys have any maple bark. We're looking to

693
00:41:55,320 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 1: get back into the States. Oh no, that life is

694
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: very short. That's very easy. You just walk right through

695
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 1: rock and roll. Thank you. We are waiting on two

696
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 1: other guys. Thank you. What an honor. I mean, like

697
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: we were shortlisted for so many years and then you know,

698
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 1: you know, the one thing I'll say about music is

699
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,240
Speaker 1: that brings people together and brought us back together playing

700
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: these are my bads. All right, we'll do that. All right.

701
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: We got Dave Girl and Kanye West joining us tonight.

702
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 1: Those aren't the guys were waiting or not the guys

703
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: were waiting up, but they are filling in, the fill

704
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: in for a bit. All right, dear fellas hopping my game? Ware?

705
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 1: You two guys going anyways? We gotta get to our band, man, okay,

706
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 1: take us to the band. Take you to the band. Well,

707
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 1: the only concert happening here to night's the Rock and

708
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 1: Roll Hall of Fame. You wouldn't believe it, but like

709
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: that's my band. I can't. I'm right. Well, here we

710
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: go and flag and drive and here stay tickets please

711
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,040
Speaker 1: for rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony. You of

712
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 1: your tickets ship, it's already, it's already started. They've already

713
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 1: honored it. How much your tickets than you? Why just

714
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: keep happening? Well, I have several jobs, you know. I

715
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: take care of my husband. Do you guys want to Jefferson?

716
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,840
Speaker 1: I'm overflowing with Jefferson. I guess question. I've been here before.

717
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 1: Dancy's We will take two? Oh great, Jefferson? Here, God,

718
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,800
Speaker 1: thank you? Got to man? How much of the tickets? Okay,

719
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: the tickets five dollars ahead ahead, I've only got one head. Okay,

720
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: I tell you it's almost These are the dumbest people.

721
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,240
Speaker 1: It's almost over. You can slip in the back Okay,

722
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 1: great show man, great show man. I love you for

723
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: you guys, we love you. Do you want to? Um?

724
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: Should you want to marry one of us? Uh? I

725
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I'm happy to marry all of you,

726
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 1: but one of you. I think that's a lot. We're

727
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 1: not two other guys. And I think it's not like

728
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,720
Speaker 1: we need marriage in order to be complete human beings

729
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 1: or anything. No, not at all. Yeah, you know yet

730
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 1: that we don't need it. But if you want it,

731
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: just we just need to. She's talking for herself right now. Yeah, well,

732
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know she wanted to marry her.

733
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 1: Only if you want there's no, it's not a big deal.

734
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: But if you want it, I'm right here and I'm reading.

735
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 1: My parents are outside, um to pick you up? For

736
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 1: how older? I'm out of middle school. We can leave

737
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 1: it at that. It's fine. I'm gonna do the line

738
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 1: of coke here, dude, what are you doing? I love you, man, truck,

739
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: I love you. Being a band with you was the

740
00:44:53,719 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 1: best person. Don't don't if you're gonna go good way

741
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 1: not again. Welcome to the gates of Heaven. This is

742
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: my supervisor. I am the supervisor. Do you have any

743
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 1: sort of passport. We died, we died? Um I got oh,

744
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 1: I got a cover of our album? Yeah, yeah, we

745
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 1: have three deal, So maybe this will be decided that

746
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: this is us. But did you ever really complete your album?

747
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: Did you do anything good in your lives? Did you

748
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 1: ever finish your song? Did you ever find those two

749
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: other people? Did you? Did you? Did you three? Wait?

750
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 1: Are you doing it right? All right? Going to hell?

751
00:45:49,280 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 1: Where you come through? This is? We just need your names? Please?

752
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: What's truck? We expected you? My name is Clive, That's

753
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 1: what name? Might we have you on truck? And P

754
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: was my name? But PD I pretended to die and

755
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 1: I get out of my family a long time ago.

756
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,919
Speaker 1: That's right. Will guess what you have? Your family here?

757
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 1: My dad? How are you doing all right? So this

758
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,479
Speaker 1: piece of art is called PD dies? So wait a minute.

759
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: The island was hell all along? Exactly? Yes, exactly. It's

760
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars. Five thousand dollars. It seems like a

761
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 1: bit much, are we okay? Mr Harris? Oh gosh, this

762
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: is about me. I should take it all right? I

763
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,280
Speaker 1: mean fine, And you can have a line of credit

764
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 1: with me if necessary. Welcome to the Mr Harris Museum. Um,

765
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: I have your tickets please? Oh dad, I've got some

766
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:17,479
Speaker 1: dank what kind of dank? Straight up, straight up Canadian dank,

767
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 1: maple dank? Alright, I will give you one kilo. The

768
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: next showing is in three minutes. What is that like? Forever?

769
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: It feels like forever? I did. I'm sorry, I'm Sean,

770
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a supervisor. Sean, are you are you taking

771
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 1: kilos of weeds? Excuse me? I am Benadette and I

772
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: am the supervisors. I was just explaining to my supervisor

773
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 1: Ted that the gentleman was joking about the will you

774
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 1: can you explain it to me? Sure? As as I

775
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 1: understood it, there was a conference between the two uh

776
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 1: an exchange of payment that was not going to be monetary,

777
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: but it was actually going to be of substance, which

778
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:03,439
Speaker 1: was of course marijuana coming from Canada. And if I'm yes,

779
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 1: this is Afghan coutch, this is a very very strong

780
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: I'm actually getting a hybrid of this of Scorpion King

781
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 1: as well. It's a very long stream of consciousness. Bananas.

782
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,760
Speaker 1: There might be banana in this. And if it's banana,

783
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: you smoke it, you're gonna speak in different things, but

784
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 1: just that not from experience. Of course, I don't mean

785
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:26,840
Speaker 1: that I've done that, but of course you know that

786
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: it's something around and it's not illegal everywhere. So if

787
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 1: I had done it, it's not the end of the world.

788
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: But you know, that's my journey, and that's not anything

789
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: that I want to put on anyone else. In fact,

790
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: that we're going to an art studio and that we

791
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 1: can involve ourselves in these different pieces. I think that's

792
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 1: the point, isn't it to go to another world? Now.

793
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what this has to do with Harris's museum, okay,

794
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: but I do know that if this gentleman wants to

795
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: come in, it's a five dollar ticket. There we go.

796
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: Five bucks, agreed, And that is our show for today.

797
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 1: If you enjoyed it, right to us at your name

798
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Speaker 1: here at almy this dot com. If not, it's Jemmy

799
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: Greeber on Instagram. Let's go on and thank all of

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Speaker 1: our alcome, it's Carla Kakowski. Thank you so much, Thank

801
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: you so much, such a joy to have you and

802
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 1: I've missed you terribly and now I know why. Thank you.

803
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 1: Thank you. Um folks can find you and the show's

804
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Speaker 1: list of shows. Yeah, Carla Kakowski dot Com, at Carla

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Speaker 1: Kakowski on Twitter, at Carla Kakowski on Instagram. Also, you

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Speaker 1: want to give the street address? I want to stop

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Speaker 1: trying Oak Street? Was that this episode? Mark a Blood

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Speaker 1: by me. That's the best way to find Thank you

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Speaker 1: for that and thanks for joining us today at Jeffy

817
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Speaker 1: Greeber on Instagram. How do you spell it as it sounds?

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Speaker 1: I can't be more clear. This has been a conversation

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Speaker 1: that's happened. I just don't get uh. Westside Comedy Theater

820
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Speaker 1: every second and fourth Wednesday at nine o'clock. Are you

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Speaker 1: saying bear supply? Yes, let's thank producer and I heard media.

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Speaker 1: get them, and please write a review. Till everyone you've

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Speaker 1: alchemy this dot com. I'm Kevin Park. Thank you all

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Speaker 1: very much for listening to the show. We really appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: the show. Great great great. Thank you again until next time.

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