1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 5 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot takes 6 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:24,080 Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the air every way back 8 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,320 Speaker 1: at it again, another edition of The Fifth Hour with 9 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:43,479 Speaker 1: Ben Maller and Danny G Radio. Because five nights a 10 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:46,600 Speaker 1: week on the overnight are not an offense. So we 11 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 1: can schmooze, Danny G, you and I can schmooze and 12 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,560 Speaker 1: take care of all the things that we don't get 13 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 1: to take care of during the week on our day jobs. Yeah, 14 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,400 Speaker 1: Saturday is one of those days where we can just 15 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: kick back, can have fun. Well, for me until it's 16 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 1: studio time, I'm still gonna go in and have fun 17 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 1: with the Jonas Knock Show. But what better back to 18 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:13,520 Speaker 1: back personalities then Ben Mallard and then Jonas Knocks. What 19 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:17,880 Speaker 1: a day. Oh, it's very sweet of you to to 20 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 1: say that. I don't know that you actually believe it, 21 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,759 Speaker 1: but I but it's very kind of you to well, 22 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:23,680 Speaker 1: I mean, you're both kind of painting the acids. But 23 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 1: you're fun on the air. Oh no, no, no, no no. 24 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:28,840 Speaker 1: We we like to spar a little bit. Yeah, that's 25 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 1: it more interesting. So on this the Saturday pod, we've 26 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 1: got what do we have in the bodega? We've got 27 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 1: Aqua Mallar looking down on you, back scratcher, and if 28 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: we have time, we'll do a little scientifical We haven't 29 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 1: done that in a while, and I only we've done 30 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,200 Speaker 1: it since the summertime, So maybe we'll bring that back, 31 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: depending on time. But let's get right into it and 32 00:01:55,360 --> 00:02:00,080 Speaker 1: we begin this being the second podcast the week in 33 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:03,680 Speaker 1: the life of Mallard and Danny g and we take 34 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: you behind the afterglow of being big time network radio stars. 35 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 1: What doesn't that sound impressive to any network radio star? Man? 36 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 1: That's like a that's like a big deal, right, and 37 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:24,520 Speaker 1: then you see our paychecks and it's like a comedy 38 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:29,359 Speaker 1: all right? What? Uh? So this past weekend a rather tranquil, 39 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 1: mundane a weekend. I mentioned last week I had taped 40 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:38,280 Speaker 1: the documentary and so my whole schedule was all messed 41 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 1: up and I was running all over the place. And 42 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 1: this past weekend the life of of me pretty black, shopping, 43 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:52,600 Speaker 1: running errands, taking care of some grown up stuff that 44 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 1: I had to do. And we're having a hidden door 45 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 1: put in the Mallard mansion like us, that's newsworthy, hid 46 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 1: in door like for a speak easy, well not quite. 47 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,080 Speaker 1: What have you come over to the Halloween party, Danny 48 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,240 Speaker 1: that we're gonna have you'll I'll show you the hidden 49 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 1: door coming out, Jeffrey Dahmer. It's gonna add a new 50 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 1: layer of spooky. And so we had our our handy guy, 51 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,240 Speaker 1: a handyman who does a lot of the work because 52 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 1: I'm incapable of doing anything. Uh, and so he does 53 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:28,240 Speaker 1: a lot of work. And the guys like a magician 54 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:31,960 Speaker 1: and came over, spent a few hours working on it, 55 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,200 Speaker 1: came over another day worked on it. It's pretty much done. 56 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: There's a few more things he has to do, but 57 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 1: he did it pretty quick, which is nice considering he 58 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 1: told us he had never built a door like this. 59 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,760 Speaker 1: It was like a secret door on wheels and you 60 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 1: gotta pull this thing that dragged the door open. It's 61 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 1: it's kunny. But I did have a few hours of 62 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: pool time my father in law out of town visiting 63 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 1: North Carolina and doing his thing before the storm, and 64 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 1: so he was kind enough to let me and the family, 65 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 1: the wife and whatnot to use the pool. And so 66 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:11,200 Speaker 1: we met up with my sister in law and her 67 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 1: family and call me Aqua Mallard, Danny g Aqua Maller. 68 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,040 Speaker 1: Now I do go swimming quite a bit at this house. Yeah, right, 69 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 1: you have. You're coming off a bad leg. I don't 70 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 1: see you as an aqua man. No, let me explain. 71 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 1: So it was a split splash kind of a good time, Danny. 72 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,800 Speaker 1: I do like to go in the pool, and it 73 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 1: did help my knee because the pressure. I felt like 74 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 1: I was normal again with my bum right knee inside 75 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 1: the pool. Because when you move around in the pool, 76 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:41,280 Speaker 1: they tell you if you've got bad knees or bad 77 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 1: whatever joint, you go in the pool. My mom she 78 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,560 Speaker 1: had arthritis. She had terrible rumor toward arthritis, and at 79 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,320 Speaker 1: one point before things got really bad for her, she 80 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:54,440 Speaker 1: we had like a hot tub, and but she eventually 81 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 1: couldn't get in the hot tub anymore. She was that bad, 82 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,479 Speaker 1: and so we got rid of it. But for a 83 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,760 Speaker 1: while I was like, yeah, it was great, but anyway, 84 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 1: so it helped. It was the therapeutic and all that, 85 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:06,440 Speaker 1: although the chlorine was not great, and I also enjoy 86 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: I have a side hustle which I talked about every 87 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 1: once in a while. I am Uncle Benny, not Uncle 88 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,360 Speaker 1: Ben because that got canceled. That's the rice. But I'm 89 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:19,040 Speaker 1: Uncle Benny and my niece and nephew were at the 90 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:22,560 Speaker 1: pool at the house. You know, I'm doing our thing whatever, 91 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: and I got my five year old niece and my 92 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,760 Speaker 1: three year old nephew. Now, my job is a very 93 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 1: important job as Uncle Benny. My job is as the 94 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 1: sea monster. Have you ever played the sea monster? Dan? 95 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:41,479 Speaker 1: It's a very important role. As a relative of small children, 96 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 1: I address myself. This is where the kiddos playfully punched me, 97 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,360 Speaker 1: and then I at that point turned into a thespian. 98 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:55,800 Speaker 1: Now this sounds like a fun game. Yeah, yeah. So 99 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:59,800 Speaker 1: the kids pretend or they're they're actually not pretending because 100 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 1: they're little kids. So I pretend like I've been waylaid 101 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:09,039 Speaker 1: molly wopped. When the little kids pretend, you know, they're 102 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,520 Speaker 1: they're actually not pretending. Like I said, they're punching. But 103 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 1: I'll fly backwards like a vaudevillion median and I'll fly 104 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:21,239 Speaker 1: backwards are possibly forwards depending on how it goes which 105 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:25,760 Speaker 1: side I get punched. So I've done this kind of 106 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 1: thing for years with different relatives. I love it. I 107 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,120 Speaker 1: love being the sea Monster and Uncle Benny and all that. 108 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 1: So it's it's a lot of fun, love hanging out 109 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:36,440 Speaker 1: with the kiddos. And the kids believe they have like 110 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 1: superhuman strength then because they are punching the sea Monster 111 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:43,840 Speaker 1: and the Sea Monster is going flying, so they think 112 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:46,920 Speaker 1: they're like the incredible Hulk here. So all of it 113 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,440 Speaker 1: was I was all I was having fun. It was 114 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:52,279 Speaker 1: all good and all that stuff, funning games, until my 115 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:56,360 Speaker 1: three year old nephew decided he wanted to crank things 116 00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:02,400 Speaker 1: up a couple of notches. He went full karate kid 117 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,920 Speaker 1: on my ass. He karate chopped me right in the neck, 118 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 1: right in the neck. Now, you're probably saying, right now, 119 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:14,440 Speaker 1: there's no way a three year old. I'm a grown 120 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:17,000 Speaker 1: ass man, I'm a very large human being, even though 121 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 1: I've lost weight. How could a three year old child 122 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:24,440 Speaker 1: possibly do any damn Well, you'd be surprised. You would 123 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:30,200 Speaker 1: be surprised. I was startled. It was days in the 124 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:33,800 Speaker 1: Adams Apple, right yeah, right right here. I mean it 125 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 1: was brutal. I was like, no way, I lost my bearings. 126 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,080 Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, you get popped there and 127 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 1: you're like your breathing is a little off for a 128 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:47,160 Speaker 1: couple of seconds. And from a little kid, a three 129 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,600 Speaker 1: year old child, The kid, of course, thought this was 130 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,480 Speaker 1: all part of the show. The kid thought I was 131 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,320 Speaker 1: acting and thought it was funny, and then I'm of 132 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:58,720 Speaker 1: course not acting. So the kid had to be reprimanded 133 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:01,920 Speaker 1: by his mom and and also my my wife. But 134 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,880 Speaker 1: this kid was living like Ricky Martin back in the nineties. There, 135 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,640 Speaker 1: LaVita loca. I mean, this kid was living the life, 136 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:14,480 Speaker 1: loving life. Anyway. That was my my trip as Aqua 137 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:18,280 Speaker 1: Mallard Danny g As. I got a karate shop right 138 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,560 Speaker 1: to the Adams Apple. Damn. That was Cobra Kai come 139 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:24,520 Speaker 1: to life for you right there. Little ninja. I call 140 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,640 Speaker 1: that kid. The ninja is what I want to call 141 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 1: that kid. So moving on, we've got looking down on you, 142 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:34,080 Speaker 1: well not you, but looking down on on you the 143 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:38,240 Speaker 1: other Yeah. So I feel like I've been kind of 144 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:42,000 Speaker 1: living a Mallard's schedule recently. Not only have I still 145 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:44,960 Speaker 1: been doing hours at the school every morning. But now 146 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,520 Speaker 1: I've been driving right in to the network studios right 147 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,680 Speaker 1: after that. So at eleven am, I've been leaving the 148 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:55,040 Speaker 1: school and going to the studios to prepare the Covino 149 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:58,600 Speaker 1: and Rich show. As you know, ben hours and hours 150 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:03,079 Speaker 1: of prep before a show, sitting there sorting through commercial 151 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:07,360 Speaker 1: reads and topics and different things like that, and printing 152 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,480 Speaker 1: out all the paperwork for them when they come in 153 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:12,400 Speaker 1: so that everything is coordinated and in front of them 154 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:17,160 Speaker 1: when they arrive. Their extensive selection include Summi to Sumi Tomo, 155 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:22,880 Speaker 1: sum Me Tomo, sum Me Tomo, their extensive collect father 156 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:28,599 Speaker 1: We'll do It Live. It was a long week of producing, 157 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:31,120 Speaker 1: but a very fun and and a very good week. 158 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,439 Speaker 1: But my first day I'm driving in. On Monday, I 159 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:37,120 Speaker 1: leave the school at eleven and I was in a 160 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:40,520 Speaker 1: hurry because of the schedule. I hadn't had any breakfast, 161 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:43,800 Speaker 1: so I made a little pit stop at home after 162 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:46,440 Speaker 1: the school just to run into the kitchen and I 163 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:50,240 Speaker 1: made myself one of the best creations that came Did 164 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:54,640 Speaker 1: this really come from England? The English muffin? Oh, the 165 00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:57,600 Speaker 1: English muffins is solid. You know, I'm not a breakfast eater. 166 00:09:57,679 --> 00:10:00,760 Speaker 1: But when I do eat breakfast, I enjoyed the English muffin. Dude, 167 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:06,240 Speaker 1: solid books and cranny whoever invented those little taste And 168 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:09,160 Speaker 1: of course you know right you're supposed to separate the 169 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:12,559 Speaker 1: two only with a fork or with your hands. You 170 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,000 Speaker 1: do not use a knife. Okay, is that the rule? 171 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,520 Speaker 1: I didn't know that that is the rule because it 172 00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:20,080 Speaker 1: messes up those nooks and crannies. So I got this, 173 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,360 Speaker 1: uh well done. I made sure to toast it nice 174 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:27,880 Speaker 1: and crispy, peanut butter on one side, some peach jam 175 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:32,760 Speaker 1: on the other side, rapid and tinfoil, and run to 176 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:36,400 Speaker 1: the car with my computer bag and headphones and everything else, 177 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,760 Speaker 1: off onto the road to get onto the freeway. Now, 178 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,960 Speaker 1: let's pause right here, Danny, because I have I'm breaking 179 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:46,400 Speaker 1: news here before you continue story number one? Do you 180 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 1: know who Samuel Bath Thomas is? I used to play 181 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:53,080 Speaker 1: quarterback for the Raiders in the nineties. He did. He 182 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:58,240 Speaker 1: also is an Englishman who is credited with creating the 183 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:04,640 Speaker 1: English muffin. All He migrated to the United States and, 184 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:09,040 Speaker 1: according to my Internet research, sold the first Thomas English 185 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:13,880 Speaker 1: muffin in eighteen eighties. So you're the English muffin is 186 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:17,080 Speaker 1: over a hundred and forty years old, and he is 187 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:22,760 Speaker 1: credited as the inventor. As you said, the nook and cranny, Uh, 188 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:26,400 Speaker 1: an American newspaper was the one that came up with 189 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:31,080 Speaker 1: the term English muffin, and because I guess it sounds 190 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:34,319 Speaker 1: better than grittle cake, so that was the other option. 191 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:39,640 Speaker 1: So we'd like to thank the very much dead Samuel 192 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,800 Speaker 1: Bath Thomas and his descendants for giving the world the 193 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,319 Speaker 1: gift of the English muffin. And we'd also like to 194 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:48,680 Speaker 1: thank a newspaper for coming up with it. That is, 195 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,560 Speaker 1: that is wonderful. And he just was experimenting in the 196 00:11:51,679 --> 00:11:57,199 Speaker 1: in the kitchen and realized that the the the crumpets 197 00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:01,560 Speaker 1: grittle cakes made with Richard dough and cooked only on 198 00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:06,040 Speaker 1: one side, and that expanded the bubbles to form a honeycomb. 199 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:11,439 Speaker 1: So there you go, crazy, I'm sorry, but yeah, no, no, 200 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:14,120 Speaker 1: I'm glad I learned that. What an invention. They've been 201 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,040 Speaker 1: a staple in the g household since I was a 202 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:19,080 Speaker 1: little kid. The Garrett del he's really fond of that 203 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:21,240 Speaker 1: guy's work. Yeah, I had those two when I was 204 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,959 Speaker 1: a kid, and I didn't any a lot of breakfast. 205 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,520 Speaker 1: My mom would like try to get Mid East stuff, 206 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,480 Speaker 1: but that was one. I would go for buttered English 207 00:12:28,559 --> 00:12:31,920 Speaker 1: muffin solid and jelly. You can go with jelly as 208 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,480 Speaker 1: well either way. Yeah, my mom would put that on 209 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:38,280 Speaker 1: the kitchen table with some cantaloupe and she'd be like, 210 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:42,240 Speaker 1: shut up, there's your breakfast. So so I, you know, 211 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,440 Speaker 1: flashing back to a quick breakfast, my mom would serve, 212 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:49,880 Speaker 1: I have the English muffin, peanut butter jam, wrap it 213 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:53,440 Speaker 1: up in tinfoil, really quick. Run to the car, and 214 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,640 Speaker 1: I'm at a stoplight before I get to the freeway 215 00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:59,480 Speaker 1: on ramp. You know, I don't like eating in the 216 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:03,720 Speaker 1: car that much. You're you probably are similar. My wife 217 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,760 Speaker 1: loves eating in the car, and it tries me nuts 218 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,520 Speaker 1: because there's always like little food pieces. I hate that. 219 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,400 Speaker 1: I hate that. I don't like it either. I don't 220 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,559 Speaker 1: like the feeling of crumbs on my shirt or shorts. 221 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,079 Speaker 1: I don't like I don't like to have sticky hands 222 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:21,160 Speaker 1: on the wheel. It all bothers me. But I was 223 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,480 Speaker 1: so hungry that I had to make an exception, so 224 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,680 Speaker 1: I pulled out the little thing of hand sanitizer. I 225 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,200 Speaker 1: pulled out a napkin, and I was like, Okay, I'm 226 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,559 Speaker 1: gonna just try to eat this while I'm on my way, 227 00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:34,720 Speaker 1: because I had a forty minute drive to the studio. 228 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:38,880 Speaker 1: Unwrapped the tinfoil, I'm all ready to go take a 229 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:42,040 Speaker 1: bite of the English muffin. And I get some peanut 230 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:47,560 Speaker 1: butter on my face, get in your face, and I'm like, 231 00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:50,200 Speaker 1: oh man, so I'm like trying to get it off 232 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,960 Speaker 1: my face. I get the paper towel. I you know, 233 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,600 Speaker 1: I have it on my thumb. I'm like, my hands 234 00:13:56,600 --> 00:14:00,199 Speaker 1: are clean now from the hand sanitizers. Think about going 235 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,120 Speaker 1: back home and getting your dog to clean off the 236 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,760 Speaker 1: clean it off my hand, and and I'm kind of 237 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,200 Speaker 1: a mess because now it's like, you know, my hands 238 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:13,920 Speaker 1: are sticky. I have crumbs on my shirt. I realized 239 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,640 Speaker 1: I've been at this red stoplight for a little while. 240 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:20,840 Speaker 1: I happened to look over to my right and sitting 241 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:24,160 Speaker 1: right next to me. You've seen these trucks in Orange County. 242 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:30,600 Speaker 1: I'm sure the ones that are sitting up high, yes, yeah, yeah. 243 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,800 Speaker 1: So to the right of me is this gentleman in 244 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:37,440 Speaker 1: a truck staring at me, and he gives me a 245 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:41,760 Speaker 1: thumbs up and this look of wow, you're really going 246 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:48,520 Speaker 1: at that English muffin, buddy, he's relating you. Danny's like, 247 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:51,040 Speaker 1: I've been there, man, I know sometimes you just gotta 248 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:55,080 Speaker 1: go for it in life. You gotta go the veil going. No, 249 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,960 Speaker 1: that's not the look he gave me. Look he gave 250 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,440 Speaker 1: me was dude, have you ever missed the meal you 251 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,440 Speaker 1: so he gave you? I've gotten that look before. You're 252 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:08,440 Speaker 1: a fatass? What are you a pig? Oink oink oink 253 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:11,000 Speaker 1: that kind of thing. I pity the fool that doesn't 254 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,920 Speaker 1: give me my burto thumbs up, you fat pig eating 255 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:20,000 Speaker 1: that peanut butter English muffin at the stoplight. Well, that's 256 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,680 Speaker 1: no good. That's that's no good. The week did not 257 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,440 Speaker 1: get off to a good start, at least for the 258 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:29,480 Speaker 1: travel there to the studio, so I felt ashamed. I 259 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,440 Speaker 1: put the rest of the English muffin away and its tinfoil, 260 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:36,720 Speaker 1: cleaned my hands and tried to act like this never happened. 261 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,360 Speaker 1: My lips have been on it, I'm sure. Man. All right, 262 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,960 Speaker 1: So are you gonna eat again in the car? Now? 263 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:46,240 Speaker 1: Is that the you know? Unless I'm completely alone in 264 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,840 Speaker 1: the middle of South Dakota on the roads there by 265 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:53,880 Speaker 1: myself now, one week into the Caveno and Rich experience, 266 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,760 Speaker 1: have you figured out your schedule? Is it still up 267 00:15:56,760 --> 00:16:01,960 Speaker 1: in the air. You still navigating that part because in 268 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:05,440 Speaker 1: radio things change rapidly, but you have another gig and 269 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:09,360 Speaker 1: so it becomes a big problem. It was two hours 270 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,880 Speaker 1: before the show, so I was in there at noon, 271 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,800 Speaker 1: and then two hours after the show I was leaving 272 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:20,240 Speaker 1: at six pm. So it seems like six solid hours alright, 273 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,360 Speaker 1: So let me I'm doing the math on this. And 274 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:26,800 Speaker 1: so you start out at the school, you then leave 275 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,560 Speaker 1: to go to the radio, You then go back to 276 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:34,000 Speaker 1: the school. No, no, no, if the school schedule, I 277 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,480 Speaker 1: am still trying to sort through, but at least for 278 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:39,920 Speaker 1: now I'm going to help them out in the morning. Okay, Yeah, 279 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:43,280 Speaker 1: it was a long day, um because I started at 280 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:47,840 Speaker 1: six thirty am and I ended at six pm. Got 281 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:52,240 Speaker 1: you first world problems because I've been unemployed before, like 282 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:55,800 Speaker 1: a lot of radio people. I've been fired from radio jobs, 283 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:59,000 Speaker 1: like a lot of good radio people. And this is 284 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:02,200 Speaker 1: a way or issue to have than when you're on 285 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:05,439 Speaker 1: the beach looking for a paycheck. No, it is. And 286 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,880 Speaker 1: I've had a couple of friends that have lost radio 287 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,960 Speaker 1: gigs over the last couple of months, one of my buddies, 288 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,720 Speaker 1: he reached out to me. I will not say who who, 289 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,040 Speaker 1: because I don't know that he wants this information out there, 290 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,879 Speaker 1: but he told me he agreed. He just signed a contract. 291 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,679 Speaker 1: It is not official officially, he's going through lawyers. But 292 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:25,000 Speaker 1: he was bragging to me, Danny that this guy he 293 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:29,040 Speaker 1: did a five day a week radio show at a 294 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:33,399 Speaker 1: pretty popular radio station, and he's he's partnered up with 295 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:37,000 Speaker 1: someone on a podcast, and there's somebody with a lot 296 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:40,520 Speaker 1: of venture capital who bought the podcast. He's gonna make 297 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:44,719 Speaker 1: more from a one hour podcast a week than he 298 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:48,760 Speaker 1: was making doing five days of radio. And he was 299 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,800 Speaker 1: bragging to me. I said, come on, schmuck, Okay, I 300 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,040 Speaker 1: don't need to hear about that, Okay, you I had 301 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,320 Speaker 1: to hear some stories like that, though, because you always 302 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,840 Speaker 1: hear that works smarter, not harder. Works smarter or not harder, 303 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:03,399 Speaker 1: but it in some industries it's not really possible. You 304 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,520 Speaker 1: have to kind of ride the wave and go with 305 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:09,480 Speaker 1: the flow. You can't demand new hours. Yeah, and the 306 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:13,399 Speaker 1: podcast thing is going to level out. It's it's early 307 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,800 Speaker 1: on and a lot of companies look at that as cool. Radio, 308 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:20,760 Speaker 1: it's kind of old and podcasting school and all. That's 309 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,919 Speaker 1: not even radio anymore, right, it's audio now. Yeah, they 310 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 1: got rid of the word radio. That's taboo, that's ore boating. 311 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:30,320 Speaker 1: You can't say the radio canceled. You're you're not audio 312 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:34,440 Speaker 1: your radio, you're canceled exactly. But it's one of those things. 313 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:38,000 Speaker 1: My theory on this is that it'll go back. It's 314 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,720 Speaker 1: kind of kind of like they're people that still collect 315 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,280 Speaker 1: typewriters and they're they're into that, or or maybe the 316 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:48,119 Speaker 1: better example would be with music. Oh, turn tables, yeah, turntables. Right, 317 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,359 Speaker 1: there's a lot of young people that in their entire 318 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:53,800 Speaker 1: life they never experienced turntables as a kid or anything 319 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,960 Speaker 1: like that, and they're still kids, are teenagers, are in 320 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,359 Speaker 1: college and they want to get turntables. They want to 321 00:18:58,359 --> 00:19:01,840 Speaker 1: get vinyl. Yeah. Or his birthday, our middle kid, I 322 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,640 Speaker 1: bought him one of those portable turntables that also connects 323 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:09,200 Speaker 1: to bluetooth. Yeah. I got him the slip matt for it, 324 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:12,439 Speaker 1: and I bought him his very first piece of vinyl, 325 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:17,239 Speaker 1: which was a Travis Scott LP so new music on 326 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:21,400 Speaker 1: old school record on vinyl, which can't beat that. Man, 327 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:25,199 Speaker 1: Vintage comes to life. Yeah, that's pretty cool. And the 328 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,239 Speaker 1: thing about radio, I'm biased. We're both by we work 329 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,880 Speaker 1: on radio, and this is a podcast. We're trashing podcast 330 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,240 Speaker 1: while doing a podcast. I'm not trashing a podcast. I 331 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,080 Speaker 1: think a podcast is great. But the thing the podcast 332 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:40,480 Speaker 1: cannot do is the immediacy be doing it live. And 333 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,080 Speaker 1: some people try to do podcast live and whatever, but 334 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,760 Speaker 1: most people listen to a podcast listen at their convenience, right, 335 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,399 Speaker 1: and we put the podcast up in the morning, and 336 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,680 Speaker 1: there are people that might listen this is we're doing 337 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,680 Speaker 1: this on a Saturday podcast, but there's people might listen 338 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:58,480 Speaker 1: on Monday or Tuesday. There's a very communal aspect when 339 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:01,119 Speaker 1: you listen to live radio. It's not doing what we 340 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:04,040 Speaker 1: do talk radio overnight. I'm on during the day of 341 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:07,120 Speaker 1: the show you're working on. But to me, there's something 342 00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:09,560 Speaker 1: special about that. Maybe it's I'm old, but there's something 343 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,680 Speaker 1: cool that whatever you're doing, whatever pathetic thing you've got 344 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,320 Speaker 1: going on in your life, you're listening to somebody and 345 00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:20,000 Speaker 1: they're also alive and they're breathing and they're keeping your company. 346 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,800 Speaker 1: And I still think there's something special about that. And 347 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,639 Speaker 1: I'm probably dating myself and I'll get canceled for this, 348 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,400 Speaker 1: but that's the way I feel. That, that's the way 349 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,320 Speaker 1: I feel. No, I think a lot of people would 350 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,600 Speaker 1: agree with you. And that's why we have the best 351 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,520 Speaker 1: of both worlds. I love the fact that we can 352 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:38,119 Speaker 1: record and then also have the opportunity to be live. 353 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,600 Speaker 1: If somebody asked you what would be your perfect scenario 354 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:46,160 Speaker 1: and broadcasting, I think right now in two going into 355 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:50,600 Speaker 1: that would be it podcasting and live radio. Yeah, you 356 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:53,240 Speaker 1: don't want to pigeonhole yourself in one or the other. 357 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,560 Speaker 1: You'd like to do a little bit of both. And 358 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,600 Speaker 1: so we're pretty lucky on that. And don't get me wrong, 359 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,440 Speaker 1: I love the people that listen to the radio show 360 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,879 Speaker 1: on the podcas Yes, and there are some days we 361 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,480 Speaker 1: actually have to find more people download the podcast and 362 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,639 Speaker 1: listen to the live show because of the timing and 363 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,040 Speaker 1: all that that we're on late at night. But anyway, 364 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:13,720 Speaker 1: that's my ranting and Raven we have the back scratcher. 365 00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:18,240 Speaker 1: The back scratcher, you scratch our back, We scratch your back. 366 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:22,560 Speaker 1: Our weekly tip of the headphones and the microphones to 367 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:26,200 Speaker 1: the loyal minions who have been speaking of podcast listeners 368 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:30,879 Speaker 1: going to the podcast page, the Apple podcast page for 369 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:34,199 Speaker 1: the fifth hour, and we don't really understand why, but 370 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,600 Speaker 1: management does check this, and the people that run the 371 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:42,679 Speaker 1: podcast department at I Heart do check these reviews. So 372 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,760 Speaker 1: we go to the podcast page. And you want the 373 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,000 Speaker 1: good news of the bad news, Danny, what do you want? 374 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,720 Speaker 1: Always start with the bad first. Alright, The bad news 375 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:54,600 Speaker 1: is we have pitched a shutout this week. Not a 376 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:58,359 Speaker 1: single review this week, not a single review. Damn it. 377 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,640 Speaker 1: How could there be any good news? Well, the good 378 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 1: news is we still have a very high rating on 379 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,919 Speaker 1: the Apple podcast because no one's trashed us, so we 380 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,280 Speaker 1: we still are doing pretty well there. And I think 381 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:12,439 Speaker 1: we're four point eight if I'm reading this accurately. I 382 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,320 Speaker 1: want to throw a flag on that though, because it 383 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:19,080 Speaker 1: was four point nine for months and months and months 384 00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:23,000 Speaker 1: and months and all we've been receiving, thankfully, our five 385 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,760 Speaker 1: star ratings. So how did it go down to a 386 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:29,040 Speaker 1: four point eight? Yeah? I have no idea because pretty 387 00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:32,000 Speaker 1: much all of the bad ratings we got where when 388 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,840 Speaker 1: I was doing the stuff with Gascon and we were 389 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,320 Speaker 1: doing like political stuff and people are losing their mind. 390 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,159 Speaker 1: Didn't agree with us politically, and they would get all upset. 391 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,840 Speaker 1: But we haven't done that. We've really stayed away from 392 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,160 Speaker 1: that for the most part. We moved on from that. 393 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,840 Speaker 1: We did a lot of that during COVID. On the podcast, 394 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,040 Speaker 1: we do political stuff and we haven't done that. And 395 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,719 Speaker 1: so yeah, I don't I don't get it. It makes 396 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,120 Speaker 1: no sense. That's just one point. But you could help 397 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,719 Speaker 1: the overall score by going in there and writing review. 398 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,239 Speaker 1: Just click on the scription of this very podcast and 399 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,560 Speaker 1: you'll see the link in the description, it says Tom 400 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:10,199 Speaker 1: rate review, subscribe. Click on that link. Page down a 401 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:13,080 Speaker 1: little bit, you'll see that big overall score and then 402 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,440 Speaker 1: it says write a review and you just click on 403 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:19,120 Speaker 1: that to make a user name. Yeah, and it's very 404 00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:21,399 Speaker 1: so we have a few. This is the time we 405 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,679 Speaker 1: would we would give you love right now if you 406 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,720 Speaker 1: had done it last week, we would give you love, 407 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,520 Speaker 1: and we'll be sitting here waxing poetic reading your words. 408 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,160 Speaker 1: But we don't have that, and so we'll move on. 409 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,840 Speaker 1: Let's get scientifical. Damn me a little time, let's go. 410 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,960 Speaker 1: I've done this a long time, so this is a tribute. 411 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,360 Speaker 1: There's a show I used to love called The Bullshit 412 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:45,880 Speaker 1: and it was hosted by Penn and Teller, and they 413 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,119 Speaker 1: would look at some certain things and says that real bullshit. 414 00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,520 Speaker 1: Well this is based on that, But we're gonna do 415 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:55,800 Speaker 1: scientifical which is studies and surveys and things like that, 416 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,879 Speaker 1: and then we'll say is this something that we believe 417 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:02,359 Speaker 1: in or do you think this is bull ship? So 418 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:06,320 Speaker 1: here we go. Seventies six percent of Americans say they 419 00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,920 Speaker 1: feel guilty whenever they do this. What do you think 420 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:16,640 Speaker 1: it is Danny masturbate? Uh no, hey, I don't think 421 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:20,520 Speaker 1: it's that high on masturbation and be that's not the answer. 422 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:24,919 Speaker 1: The answer is throw away food. Okay, yeah, so this 423 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,480 Speaker 1: is something I actually do feel guilty. My wife, I'm 424 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:31,960 Speaker 1: happy to report, does not feel guilty. She at the 425 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:38,400 Speaker 1: first sign of an expiration date, possibly being close right 426 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:42,560 Speaker 1: to the trash. And I try to explain to the 427 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:47,880 Speaker 1: misses there, I said, listen, that's just an estimation. It's 428 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:52,119 Speaker 1: a gut estimation. It's not accurate. And we're wasting a 429 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,360 Speaker 1: lot of money throwing away food that we could still 430 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,879 Speaker 1: be eating because of some date that is on the package. 431 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,720 Speaker 1: And uh and what is your position on that? Damn? 432 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,800 Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm with you. We match on this. When 433 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:09,480 Speaker 1: I first integrated with my chicken her family, I had 434 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,040 Speaker 1: to get used to seeing some of them throw food away, 435 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,480 Speaker 1: and that was weird because where I come from, you 436 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:20,840 Speaker 1: throw nothing away. You save everything, and you repurpose every 437 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:27,080 Speaker 1: leftover possible and the whole There are kids starving in Ethiopia, Yeah, 438 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,720 Speaker 1: but my mom would be like, there are kids starving 439 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,879 Speaker 1: down the street here in Rialto. She didn't have to 440 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:37,560 Speaker 1: point to Ethiopia. So I always joke, and I always 441 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:43,240 Speaker 1: tell my girls kids, Hey, there are starving kids in Recita, California, 442 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:47,240 Speaker 1: so you better package that up and save it for later. Yeah. Yeah, 443 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,240 Speaker 1: it does. It tries me nuts, and I'm like, yeah, 444 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,719 Speaker 1: you know, what are we doing? You know? And then 445 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,480 Speaker 1: we gotta go back and buy the same stuff, and 446 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,080 Speaker 1: the same stuff is not gonna be eating. And now 447 00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:59,119 Speaker 1: I'm saying that you look at the food and you 448 00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:01,480 Speaker 1: you do the smell and the either the smell on 449 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,600 Speaker 1: the eyeball test. Is there any kind of fur growing 450 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,159 Speaker 1: on the food? Is there an odd smell from the food, 451 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,120 Speaker 1: And as long as it conforms to the standards, then 452 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,240 Speaker 1: you go for it. I understand throwing things that are 453 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,520 Speaker 1: rotten or of course outdated away. Yeah, that makes sense, 454 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,399 Speaker 1: and my girl has gotten a lot better with this 455 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,919 Speaker 1: over the past couple of years. When somebody makes a 456 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,240 Speaker 1: big plate and they make their plate too large, I 457 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,879 Speaker 1: don't think you should be able to throw your leftover 458 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:34,600 Speaker 1: food away because your eyes were too big for your stomach. Yeah, 459 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,679 Speaker 1: I'm I'm, I'm right there. You gotta eat all those 460 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,960 Speaker 1: cheesy hash browns. You know, you got to. Even if 461 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,360 Speaker 1: you took committed you gotta even all right. Next up 462 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:46,160 Speaker 1: on Scientifical, people who identify as being positive thinkers are 463 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:49,480 Speaker 1: more likely to have this on their desk at work. 464 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:58,800 Speaker 1: Positive thinking cocaine, bunch of hookers and cocaine. Well, that 465 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:02,240 Speaker 1: would be interesting. N G. I'm surprised that's not the answer. 466 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:07,480 Speaker 1: The correct answer, according to this is a radio listening 467 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:12,199 Speaker 1: to music. Okay, shout out radio. I saw that we 468 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:17,000 Speaker 1: were just talking about live radio. Next up on Scientifical, 469 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:25,280 Speaker 1: only of couples share this. What do you think it is? Well, 470 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,119 Speaker 1: that is likely a higher percentage or lower percentage. I 471 00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:33,720 Speaker 1: should say, Uh. The number here is a bank account. Okay, 472 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,720 Speaker 1: bank account. There's always a dicey conversation when you get 473 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:42,200 Speaker 1: into a yeah mixture and a rich tapestry of a relationship. Well, 474 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:47,160 Speaker 1: now you just use zel or venmo to share funds. Yeah, 475 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,879 Speaker 1: you can can do that. But when you're coalescing and 476 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,119 Speaker 1: you have to decide which direction you want to go, 477 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,119 Speaker 1: and some people are very protective other people that have 478 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,240 Speaker 1: col that's not that's a big word, right, Oh it is. 479 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,920 Speaker 1: I was going to give you that's a twenty word. 480 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,800 Speaker 1: I'm very proud of that. Trying to add some new 481 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:08,720 Speaker 1: words to my lexicon, trying to I think that's good. 482 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:13,320 Speaker 1: All right, Next up? Seven percent of Americans have never 483 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:18,560 Speaker 1: been here. Seven I've never been here? Where is the shower? 484 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,600 Speaker 1: I wish it was only seven percent, but higher than 485 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,280 Speaker 1: that on the shower. But it does involve water, Danny. 486 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,679 Speaker 1: Seven percent of Americans have never been to a beach? 487 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,600 Speaker 1: Ever been to a beach? Are those all people living 488 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:41,880 Speaker 1: in South Dakota, Iowa, Wyoming. Yeah, you go to assume 489 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:46,880 Speaker 1: far away from the east and the west coast, But 490 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:48,840 Speaker 1: can't you go to a beach, Like if you go 491 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,880 Speaker 1: to a lake, it's a beach, isn't it. It's not 492 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,520 Speaker 1: technically it's not a beach. It needs the water needs 493 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:59,120 Speaker 1: to be moving and it needs to be saltwater. Oh 494 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,200 Speaker 1: those are rules? Are you sure? I think so? You're 495 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,320 Speaker 1: making that up. I made it up. Just google it. 496 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,440 Speaker 1: Just google rules of a beach. Because I've been in 497 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,200 Speaker 1: Chicago and I look out. I was just in Chicago 498 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,040 Speaker 1: this year. You go out and look at Lake Michigan 499 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,480 Speaker 1: and Chicago. You're telling me that's not a beach when 500 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,120 Speaker 1: you're walking around there. I know it's not an ocean. 501 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,280 Speaker 1: I get it. I understand that. But to me, that's 502 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,640 Speaker 1: a beach. And on the weekends when the weather's got 503 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,840 Speaker 1: nice in Chicago in the summertime, people are going down 504 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:30,000 Speaker 1: to the beach. They're enjoying the beach. Or when I 505 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:34,360 Speaker 1: was in Wisconsin at Lake Winnebago, it's a beach. It's 506 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:40,000 Speaker 1: a lake, but it's a beach, beach, it is a beach. 507 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:44,200 Speaker 1: What qualifies as a beach, as a beach beach is 508 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:49,280 Speaker 1: a narrow, gently sloping strip of land that lies along 509 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:54,680 Speaker 1: the edge of an ocean, lake or river. There you go, wow, Well, 510 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,680 Speaker 1: so you're telling me they've never even been to a 511 00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:01,920 Speaker 1: lake or a river. That's how How is it possible? 512 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:07,200 Speaker 1: Because as I understand it, the human species needs water 513 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,240 Speaker 1: to survive, and so pretty much all of the population 514 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:15,560 Speaker 1: is based around water, like the people live near bodies 515 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,160 Speaker 1: of water. In fact, I mentioned this on the radio 516 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,200 Speaker 1: show I'll mentioned this in passing quickly. I don't have 517 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:24,080 Speaker 1: too much time left. But there was a documentary I 518 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,920 Speaker 1: watched last weekend and it pointed out that back in 519 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:31,040 Speaker 1: the eighteen hundreds, when America was still early on and 520 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,920 Speaker 1: people were the big move to the west from the 521 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,160 Speaker 1: east to the west, and they were taking over the 522 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,920 Speaker 1: land in the western part of the United States, there 523 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,880 Speaker 1: was a scientist that recommended in Washington, d c. Spoke 524 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,480 Speaker 1: in front of Congress. He said, here's the way we 525 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,840 Speaker 1: need to do this. We need to have the population 526 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,479 Speaker 1: centers based around where the water is. And because humans 527 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,480 Speaker 1: need water and there's not a ton of water. How 528 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,680 Speaker 1: the funk they knew this? This guy knew this in 529 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:02,320 Speaker 1: the eighteen fifty or whatever. It's insane to me. They 530 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,880 Speaker 1: didn't know technology the way they have now. But this 531 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,880 Speaker 1: guy spoke with Native Americans and he found out the 532 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,880 Speaker 1: lay of the land and where the water wasn't all 533 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:14,720 Speaker 1: that and so nonetheless, uh, he told them this, and 534 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,280 Speaker 1: the political class at the time said, screw you, Who're 535 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,120 Speaker 1: not gonna do this, and so what you have is 536 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:25,840 Speaker 1: you have states that are based where two states are 537 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:30,240 Speaker 1: fighting for water, you know, in multiple locations in the 538 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,280 Speaker 1: Western United States. You also have something I didn't know about. 539 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:38,400 Speaker 1: There's this dead zone which goes from it's like midway 540 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:43,080 Speaker 1: through Texas and it goes to Colorado, like the whole 541 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,080 Speaker 1: middle part of the country where there's not a lot 542 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:49,680 Speaker 1: of population because there's not a lot of water and 543 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:53,720 Speaker 1: nothing really grows there that well, so it's a it's 544 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,040 Speaker 1: an interesting documentary. I don't know, I got sidetracked on 545 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,840 Speaker 1: that was way ahead of his time, just like the 546 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:03,120 Speaker 1: guy who invent to the English muffins, Yes, the great 547 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,360 Speaker 1: English muffin. If there's one thing you take away from 548 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:11,520 Speaker 1: this podcast, it's Samuel bath Thomas, an Englishman who migrated 549 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:15,959 Speaker 1: to the United States, and aren't we grateful for the 550 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,040 Speaker 1: English moment. You know what they call English muffins in 551 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:21,719 Speaker 1: England A muffing from down the street. I'm muffing from 552 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,520 Speaker 1: Downstay all right, we'll get out on that, Danny. Anything 553 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,160 Speaker 1: at all to promote here, anything at all you would 554 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,800 Speaker 1: like to toss out into the ethos. Yes, I'm gonna 555 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:34,680 Speaker 1: be driving back to the studios. Eleven am Pacific time, 556 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,440 Speaker 1: when the Jonas Knock Show starts for Saturday. Two hours 557 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,160 Speaker 1: of fun, two guys is enough for me. And then 558 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,480 Speaker 1: right after that Steve Hartman and E from Salon. So 559 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:50,160 Speaker 1: that is your day today and I will be back tomorrow. 560 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,880 Speaker 1: We spruce up the podcast at the mail Bag and 561 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:57,760 Speaker 1: then back on radio on Sunday. Enjoy the college football today, 562 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:02,680 Speaker 1: and don't forget Benny versus the Penny still available. Get 563 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,800 Speaker 1: it Walt's hot, Get it Walt's Hot, and we will 564 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:10,200 Speaker 1: talk to you next time later, Skater to make funny go. 565 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,880 Speaker 1: What do you think about the Wizards