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Speaker 1: man Hey, you know to date, I just want to

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Speaker 1: that is it's been worth it to me? You know.

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Speaker 1: You know these things you read in your in your

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Speaker 1: so cool. It's been worth it for me. Man, you're listening. Ladies, gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: United States, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Shirley Strawbaby,

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Speaker 1: Good Morning, Happy Friday, Steve calling for Red, Good Morning,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Through It's Friday? Joy After the brob What's Up?

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Speaker 1: get it well, Jay, Yes, I understand you have some

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Speaker 1: cat though. Yeah, hello, hello, I'm trying to reach your

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Speaker 1: vincent please. Who's calling? My name is ed from the

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Speaker 1: Human Resources Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely what's up? What's up? Well? Ben?

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Speaker 1: do anything to jeopardize your back. Correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm straight. I'm straight. I ain't been doing nothing. Man. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that you've you've been doing some stringuous I ain't even

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Speaker 1: been going nowhere. Come about surveillance cameras. I don't aint

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Speaker 1: how they go nowhere. Well, you know, the strenuous work

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Speaker 1: uh vincent, have you have you been having have you

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Speaker 1: But I don't mean disrespect you that because you're paying me,

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Speaker 1: Man about have you been having kind of call you?

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Speaker 1: Do you having sex at home? Say that ain't under

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harpy Mardan Show, Philson, But you've been playing. Man,

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Speaker 1: and this one. Steve is from Corey in Birmingham. Corey says,

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Speaker 1: about Valor Victorian. Very few cute men are value Victory's

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Speaker 1: Raven in Dover, Delaware, Clo. She says, my best friend

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Speaker 1: your baby, Dick. I can't do it. I can't do that. Man,

417
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: I can't do that. Okay, we can't just give away

418
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: these napkins like that. Wow, you're wrong for that. We McDonald's.

419
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 1: We don't make wopples. Now. That has happened to everyone.

420
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:34,239
Speaker 1: Happened everyone. Yeah, here's one. I don't know why they

421
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 1: stopped the mac rib They just stopped it. Yeah. Yeah,

422
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 1: we're not selling its limit. That's what it means, sir, sir,

423
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: Why you ain't coming if your window don't work. Why

424
00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 1: you just come in here? How come you just didn't

425
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 1: come here? You can't, you can't get the window down.

426
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: Drive through workers, we feel your fame. We're dealing with

427
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 1: where you go through every day, Sir, sir, ma'am, listen,

428
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 1: we can't. This is not where you come to book

429
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: Ronald McDonald to come to your favorite birthday party. This

430
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: ain't This ain't the winder for that. He's not here

431
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:32,360
Speaker 1: right now. See what you can, ma'am. I know Chick

432
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: for La sandwiches is better, but this hour every day

433
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: though they had here to day. Look, I know you

434
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 1: gotta complaint, but you can't speak to the colonel because

435
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: the colonel is never here. He's never been here. I'm

436
00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: asking for TV. I'm on TV, but he's not here.

437
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: This might just be only in my neighborhood, but I

438
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 1: know it's a drive to work in an old neighborhood.

439
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: Look here, Larry worked from twelve mid ninety six. You

440
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 1: gotta get your drugs den for real, Junior drive through worker, Hello,

441
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: worse than we thought. Drive Hello, Hello, ma'am. Can you

442
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: wake up? Your order is here, ma'am. You got we

443
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: got ten people behind you, then fell asleep in the driver.

444
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: You have to order something if you're gonna have all

445
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: these kids in here on this play She just brought

446
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: the jacket a park. Molly kids is at the play

447
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: just playground. This is not a nurse ery, miss, Come

448
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 1: on that work with us. Go through it. Don't think

449
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: out of them like we don't have anymore. That's what

450
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 1: I mean when I say, well, out of this, Yeah,

451
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: that's what I mean. That's what I mean. Is when

452
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: I say word out of them, that means we don't

453
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: have any more. But what mean you out of them?

454
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 1: Out of them mean like yeah, I don't know another

455
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: way to say it. I don't know. Oh, I'm gonna

456
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: really respect him next time I go through a drive

457
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 1: through case. Look, look, I'm at work. You can't drop

458
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 1: him off at the drive through window. I'm at work.

459
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: What till I get off? This is this wrong case?

460
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: The drive wrong. You can't hit the baby through the window.

461
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: That same man say, Man, I don't know who you

462
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: bought weed from last night, but I'm not saying weed

463
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 1: here while I'm working. I don't know who you bought

464
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: it from last night, but I'm not not me. Come on, Steve,

465
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: close it out. Drive through workers. What we feel you now,

466
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 1: we really do, yes, come on, close it out. Uh,

467
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: just the damn tort I don't pack you're listening. Uh.

468
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: One got to go. It's what we've been doing all day.

469
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: One got to go, ladies. Denzel Washington, huh, Idris Elbow, No,

470
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: Will Smith the rock ladies. One got you to go.

471
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 1: You can know what. I'm gonna go with the rock.

472
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the rock. Yeah, I'm going with

473
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:04,919
Speaker 1: the rock. Will Will. It's just he's been and we've

474
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 1: been through enough. Well, you ain't gonna likes you ain't

475
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: gonna like my ass. We all got to go, you know,

476
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: not to do this understanding though exactly, man, you ought

477
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: to do one. You ought to do one for women too.

478
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: The ladies put together, listen, ask to okay, okay, all right,

479
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:40,120
Speaker 1: all right, Halle Berry, that's all so here, Uh Mega Stallion,

480
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez by Stallion, Bye bye, Stallion,

481
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: all about your foot bye. Yeah. I'm gonna have to

482
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,399
Speaker 1: go with your Stallion simply because I don't really know her.

483
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: But Halle j Loo j Loo, Kim Kardashian and Kim Kardashian.

484
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I love the stallium, but she got to

485
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 1: ride off. Let's pull the stallion out and put beyond

486
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: Halle Beyonce, who Jo Halo, Kim Kardashian, that's who. That

487
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: was my list, And you substituted the stallion to go

488
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: from what you say that to go? Are you go?

489
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: Because JJ gonna show up? I know that. I know

490
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 1: you don't want any entanglement. You just trying to stay

491
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: with the least amount of problem. If you trying to

492
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: stay out of the situation, you leave beyond. Yes, oh man, Okay,

493
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,879
Speaker 1: well it ain't it ain't ain't much. Hally ain't leaving

494
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 1: at all. Well, so I know, Hallie, Halle had to go,

495
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I know? Oh so you Okay, Well,

496
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: I know one thing, Jon Sell and Inderus aren't going

497
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: anywhere ever in life when they die and come back. Yeah.

498
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 1: Still now I'm not I'm not. I didn't pick them

499
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:25,840
Speaker 1: casts of flyness, huh, I just because I know Hallie.

500
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: And for anybody thinking it, I don't know it like that,

501
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: but I just know it. Okay, you know I don't

502
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: know it at all. All right, you're listening, all right,

503
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:44,800
Speaker 1: It is time now for comedy Roulette. Steve Jay, please

504
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: please quickly set this. Every week our comedy ability is

505
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: tested in the way we prove how good we are.

506
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: Put five subjects on the wheel, spinning wheel were stop.

507
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 1: We got it. That's all it is. That's all it is, comedy.

508
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: What you got? All right? Here? The five subjects. Number

509
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: one fish grease. Number two, she wasn't that big in

510
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: high school. I don't appreciate that one. Okay. Number three

511
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 1: taste like chicken. Number four. Now that I have a

512
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 1: little money, you know who I am? Yeah? And number five,

513
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: I don't know how you could eat that? Give me that,

514
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 1: give me that right ahead, alright ahead, all right, let's

515
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: go spend the wheel cat fish fish break. Oh uh.

516
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: Now that I have a little money, you know who

517
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: I am? Let me have that. Let me start. I see,

518
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: back in the day, my nickname was fish. Get nobody know.

519
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: Fish didn't speak the fish. You was too fine to

520
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:07,240
Speaker 1: speak to fish. But now that fishes on't eavy? Hate

521
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: how you doing? Fish? And I can't remember who you are?

522
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 1: You got time. I was out of my league. I

523
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: was way out of my league. You would drop dead

524
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 1: fine to me. I beg for it, won'ted it? I

525
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: used to ask for a day and night. You never

526
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 1: gave me the time of day. But naw na got

527
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: a little money. I'm on the Steve Harvey monisho. You're

528
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 1: texting me now, I can't have it. If I want it,

529
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: I don't want it now, I don't want it. Yeah,

530
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: I hear me. Time, Come on, Joe, you know whatnot?

531
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: I got a little money. You know who know my

532
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: name now? Real collected exactly who they talking to now?

533
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: But if they don't even call me by my real name,

534
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 1: that's how I know they know I got money. Let's

535
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: excuse me as junior and Junior that ain't my govern name.

536
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: Everybody know that real it's right over my alley. Nah,

537
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: I got the little money. Yeah, you know who I am? Nah? Yeah,

538
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 1: this goes out to Ike back in Cleveland and mister

539
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 1: Albert's means yeah, I used to call me el Kate

540
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: lay Away ken Nah Albert and I I buy your

541
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 1: whole damn stone. So the next time I walk in,

542
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 1: I ain't coming in law feel me. Yeah, I'm like,

543
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 1: just Bryda, what are you doing all? Let me put

544
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,160
Speaker 1: an initial out there with a last name, just the

545
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 1: initial and the last name. You know who you are

546
00:40:55,040 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: the last name white. You were so fine. Oh my god,

547
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 1: you was fine. Did not even speak to me in

548
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: the hall way I walked past you. I act like

549
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: a slave because I ain't gonna look you. Now. He

550
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 1: was that damn fine. But oh it is changed, nah,

551
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: because she's got a little money. Yeah, yeah, he's got

552
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: a little money. I'll tell you where everybody know my

553
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 1: name that Now I'm a lot more familiar and welcome.

554
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: When I walk into though bank. Account used to sit

555
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:39,919
Speaker 1: on six dollars. But when I didn't know this though,

556
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: when I go in the bank, now there's a whole

557
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:47,720
Speaker 1: nother room. It's got vegetables. Hit it wig, she's oh,

558
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: when I'm doing to bank, it's mister. Space this away.

559
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 1: When you stand in Lyne, come on around this way?

560
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 1: Do you have your access card? Never mind, I have

561
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 1: mad come on. Oh you know I used to couldn't

562
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: go to you that I didn't get invited to the

563
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: big Christmas party because I just you know what I'm saying.

564
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 1: I wasn't big enough. I didn't have a name enough.

565
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: But now that I'm violing and I'm I'm on the show,

566
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: and I'm the nephew. You got a little money in

567
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 1: my park doing this stand up. I don't want to

568
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 1: go to your fucking Christmas party now. I told my

569
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: old damn Christmas party and my shot token. Yea, all right,

570
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,760
Speaker 1: all right, we'll be back with nephew Tommy's prying phone

571
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: call right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show

572
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,280
Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about

573
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

574
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: subject why can't we both have a side piece? Okay,

575
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: why can't we both have a side piece? All right,

576
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: but right now the nephew is here with today's prank

577
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 1: phone call. What's up, nephew? With your god? That's when

578
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: it's called repper cask and three people pass and they

579
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:03,800
Speaker 1: can't you know, the family might not have enough money,

580
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: Paul them cass. Just one cast, triple can three people

581
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: one cast? The concept? Okay, this can work some money.

582
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: Mortuary man, help you? Hey? How you doing? How you cal?

583
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: How you doing? My name is Brandon Man, Brandon Giles. Um,

584
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:36,399
Speaker 1: I'm calling. We've got somebody that has passed. Actually three

585
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 1: people passed away. I thank you for that, man. It

586
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: was kind of expected, so you know it wasn't something

587
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: that caught us off guard. But you know, but all

588
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,359
Speaker 1: in all, you know, we're still grieving about losing our

589
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 1: loved ones. But but I wanted to give you all

590
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: a call. We're trying to um pick a particular funeral

591
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 1: home on who we want to um take care of

592
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 1: the services. Yes, yes, sir, yes sir, okay, we can

593
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 1: definitely help you with that. And uh, once again, I

594
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: just want to to you know, just let you know

595
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: that we can pretty much do the whole game that

596
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 1: we can make sure that your need to take them

597
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: from you know, from from now on. UM, we're here

598
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: for you showing to get that out. What is your

599
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 1: main need? You said three people, sir, Yes, yes, yes, okay.

600
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring attention to you. Do you guys

601
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: customize caskets? Yes, we do, goal plating, uh, engraving. We

602
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 1: even have a new thing where we can put the

603
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: picture of the person on the outside like a semi

604
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: gloss coating. We have a couple of ours. Yeah, I

605
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,879
Speaker 1: don't I don't need that all, no goal or nothing

606
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: like that. Listen, listen, what I want to do, is

607
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 1: it any way that you could maybe customize a casket

608
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 1: that can accommodate three people? Um uh, yes, like we

609
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 1: we can. We can customize each individual casket for each individual,

610
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: no family, no, no, Calvin, I didn't want to ask.

611
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is if I want to like like

612
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 1: I like I said, deep my could they was all close?

613
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: You know, I don't have a problem with all three

614
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 1: of them being in the same casket. I get you,

615
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: um uh to you know, to my knowledge is as

616
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: far as I've been in this business, I've never uh,

617
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:36,280
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure we can actually do that. I mean,

618
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, but what's the problem if we

619
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: can get them all in there and well served? I mean,

620
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 1: I think that's a I don't even think if for one,

621
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: it's legal in this state or any state three people

622
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 1: in one casket, um and ethics wise, I uh, that's

623
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 1: not really something that how can I say that we

624
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: actually you know, put but if you customizing a casket, Calvin,

625
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:04,399
Speaker 1: then you ought to be able to put as many

626
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 1: people in there, if you make it deep enough and

627
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,319
Speaker 1: wide enough. I ought to be able to get three

628
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:13,399
Speaker 1: people in there, right. Well, the customization is is the

629
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: outer side of the casket. And maybe you know, some

630
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 1: people even put TV screens on the inside, or some

631
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: of their their their loved ones, memorable mementos. We customize

632
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:30,839
Speaker 1: it for that, you know, colorwise. So what about when

633
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: when is a person real big h you know, a

634
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: heaving said person. You know you got to have a

635
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 1: casket that can accommodate them, right, yes, but okay, so

636
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 1: so you ought to be able to put you ought

637
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 1: to be able to put three people in one casket

638
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: if they can fit. If you put two one way

639
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 1: in one the other other way, then you ought to

640
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 1: be able to have all three of them in there

641
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 1: at one time. Um, is there anybody else around you

642
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: and your family that can help talk with me about this?

643
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 1: I'm talking right now. I'm trying to get I'm trying

644
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: to accommodate my cousins and get them straight. And I'm

645
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 1: asking you can we get them in a casket that

646
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: one casket that can accommodate three people. If you put

647
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: two pillars on money in one pillars, that's not something

648
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: we're really that ain't just used to doing, Calvin, But

649
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 1: I'm calling you telling you that's the way I want

650
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 1: this customize man, Right, brother, Look, brother, brother, just just

651
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: chill out with customs all right, So we're trying to

652
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 1: get three people. I have a standard plan, it'll be

653
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 1: a low end standard plan for three individual caskets. We

654
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 1: ain't gotta we all have enough money for three individual caskets.

655
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: I keep telling you that we got room for one casket.

656
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: We just need to big enough, man, so you could

657
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 1: get everybody in. Then close the dope. I'm not, I'm not.

658
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,439
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back and forth with you, sir.

659
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 1: I know this is a time. Then go. You ain't

660
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: gotta go back and forth with me. Building to our knees.

661
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 1: I can bear my family. It's I don't really know

662
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: what to tell you, sir, but I'm just really trying

663
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: to help. I'm trying. Won't you tell me you're gonna

664
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:09,280
Speaker 1: get three people in the casket looking good. We cannot

665
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: do that. You houting that. Man, I'm the one going

666
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,839
Speaker 1: through bereathing. I understand that. But you are you're, you're,

667
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: you're use the foul language. We can't do it, brother,

668
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: you hear me not, that's no hold on my cousin

669
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: them said they wanted to do you. No, sir, No, okay,

670
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 1: look I'm look may man, y'all gonna bury these three

671
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 1: people and you're gonna put all three of them in

672
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 1: the same damn casket. Man, two two on one, one

673
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,439
Speaker 1: on one end and one on the other one. Man, sir,

674
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: if you're drinking, just ain't nobody to let me tell

675
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: you something. Man, let me say this to you. Your

676
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: name Calvin, right, yes, yes, it is okay, So Calvin, Calvin,

677
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:55,240
Speaker 1: let me say this to you. Either y'all gonna bury

678
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 1: my cousins the way I want it, or Calvin, you're

679
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: gonna get your are you talking to That's what's going now? Now,

680
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 1: now that's it, right there, sir. I've been trying to

681
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 1: be as professional as I can this whole conversation. It's

682
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: as crazy as it is. But now I ain't nothing

683
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 1: crazy about no, no, no, no no no. I told you

684
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: I want you to bury my cousin. Come on down here.

685
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 1: I got someplace to put your body and your cousin's body.

686
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:22,839
Speaker 1: How about that? Huh yeah? Because you know you don't

687
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:27,280
Speaker 1: you don't sound too damn confident. You don't sound too confident, Calvin,

688
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna tell you

689
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:33,319
Speaker 1: right now, this ain't the place and I'm not the

690
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 1: one you will be in the ground messing with us.

691
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 1: Matter of fact, if you come here, I'm you up.

692
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: How about that? Okay, Calvin, Okay, Calvin, let me tell

693
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 1: you something, Calvin, me and Tommy gonna be down there

694
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:49,800
Speaker 1: to day. Then I'm bringing Tommy with me. Who's Tommy? Huh?

695
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. Baby,

696
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 1: you just got prank? Calvin? Yo, y'all have me ready

697
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:03,879
Speaker 1: to with hell? Y'all? I just want to know who

698
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 1: this Reginald that works to you? Yes, I'm I'm gonna

699
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: Reggie you bet watch with you drink you bet watch

700
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 1: with your team. I'm on your to revenge. Man, Hey,

701
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 1: cal forgive me this man. What's the baddest and I

702
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man, you

703
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 1: know it's nothing but the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all?

704
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 1: Y'all got got me? Got me, y'all ain't with me?

705
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: But I'm just like two bodies this boy, one body

706
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: this way, had to foot three different pillars. We work

707
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 1: that thing. Three bodies in the cast. Yeah, well, you're

708
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:45,879
Speaker 1: probably gonna need ten, j You're probably gonna need five

709
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:52,359
Speaker 1: on each side. Roller, But you saved some money, Jay

710
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 1: Dolly like like bunk beds for three people? All right,

711
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 1: I got a bad idea. Go ahead, let me just

712
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:09,320
Speaker 1: put them in their fold. All right, listen, we gotta

713
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 1: get into the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, guys. Coming up

714
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter subject, why can't we both have a side piece?

715
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

716
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:25,439
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys, it's time now

717
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:30,240
Speaker 1: for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex,

718
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:33,439
Speaker 1: parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve

719
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:38,360
Speaker 1: HARVEYFM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. Okay, we

720
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: could be reading your letter live on the air, just

721
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 1: like we're gonna read this one right here, right now.

722
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 1: Buggle up and hold on tight. We got it for

723
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,720
Speaker 1: you here. It is Strawberry Letter. What are you doing?

724
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 1: All right? Hit the wrong but you know? Thank you, nephew. Subject,

725
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 1: why can't we both have a side piece? Dear Stephen Shirley,

726
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 1: My husband and I I know. My husband and I

727
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: have been married for three years. Our marriage was good.

728
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: It was going good until a year ago when he

729
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: told me he was having an affair. Shortly after we met,

730
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 1: he told me about a female friend of his that

731
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: lives out of town and she's like a little sister

732
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: to him. I met her five days ago when she

733
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 1: came to town for homecoming. We got along great, but

734
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 1: I don't trust any females around my man. He and

735
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: this woman texted and called each other often, and when

736
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: I asked what's up with her or what they had

737
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,840
Speaker 1: talked about, he would say it was just small talk.

738
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: Last June, she moved to our city, and my husband

739
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 1: was so excited. Last July, I found a ten pack

740
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 1: of condoms in his car and there were really and

741
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: there were only two left in the pack. My female intuitions, mmmm,

742
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 1: my female intimition. Intuition told me that he was messing

743
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 1: with this woman that he called his little sister. I

744
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 1: asked him about the condoms, and he admitted that he

745
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,399
Speaker 1: was having sex with her. He told me to say

746
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 1: have a history and he can't get her out of

747
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: his system. I told him that he needed to stop

748
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 1: the affair and we could go to counseling to fix

749
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 1: our marriage. He said there was no need for counseling

750
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:19,319
Speaker 1: because he wants us both. I haven't had sex with

751
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: him in over a year, but we still keep up

752
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: appearances in public like we're a happy couple. His affair

753
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 1: is still going on, and I don't plan to leave

754
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 1: him because I love seeing him stressed out trying to

755
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 1: keep two women happy. My only problem now is that

756
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:36,840
Speaker 1: I've started dating a new guy and my husband is

757
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 1: being overly possessive and tried to fight him. If he

758
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 1: can have a side piece, shouldn't I be allowed to

759
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 1: please advise? Well, wouldn't that just be perfect if we

760
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,839
Speaker 1: lived in a perfect world, you know, where we could

761
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,800
Speaker 1: do whatever we wanted to do and you know whatever.

762
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 1: But it's not like that. And you know that you

763
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 1: already know there's a double standard in the world, and

764
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 1: that they're just things that do that are acceptable in

765
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 1: the world. But if a woman were to do the

766
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 1: same thing, she'd be talked about and judged harshly. And

767
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: that's when this is one of those things. This is

768
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: one of those times. Okay, the double standard. That's why

769
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:17,760
Speaker 1: he tried to fight your so called side piece. Okay,

770
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,239
Speaker 1: because he can do it, but he doesn't want you

771
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 1: doing it. You know, I do give him credit, I

772
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:26,439
Speaker 1: guess for coming clean. Finally, you know, I mean after

773
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 1: he got busted out with the tim packet condoms and

774
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 1: only two in there. But I mean, your husband's way

775
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 1: out of line here. You know that he has no

776
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 1: plans of giving her up after only three years of marriage.

777
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:43,920
Speaker 1: He's already lying and cheating and won't stop. But to you,

778
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,399
Speaker 1: I just say, this is not a joke. I mean,

779
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: you say you just want to stick around because you

780
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,239
Speaker 1: love seeing him stressed out. I mean, I suppose you

781
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: can get some sort of satisfaction and seeing that since

782
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 1: of the way he's treating because of the way he's

783
00:54:56,480 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 1: treating you. But I mean, you know this, this is

784
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 1: a crazy arrangement here. I think, don't you think it

785
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,919
Speaker 1: would be better if you just left him and went

786
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: on with your man that you have now and lived

787
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 1: a happier life. You know, two wrongs do not make

788
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 1: a right. You know, I guess don't you want a

789
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 1: happier life? I don't get this. Why why you're still

790
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 1: there doing this? You know you could just move on

791
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 1: and do better with your life and let him to

792
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 1: do her and to be miserable. That's my response, Steve Well,

793
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 1: surely great response. The problem. The woman asked the question

794
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 1: of why can't we both have a side piece? Well,

795
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 1: let's just try this. Your first sentence is the answer

796
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 1: to that my husband and I have been married for

797
00:55:54,880 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 1: three years? Subject, why can't we both have a side piece? Answer?

798
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: Because you and your damn husband have been married for

799
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:12,800
Speaker 1: three years? Yeah, our marriage was going good till a

800
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: year ago. Oh no, no it wasn't. You thought it

801
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,759
Speaker 1: was when he told me he was having an a

802
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:26,360
Speaker 1: fair Now, that's interesting. Why would he do that? And

803
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why. I short you. Shortly after

804
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 1: we met, he told me about a female friend of

805
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: his that lives out of town, and she's like a

806
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 1: little sister to him. Most regular people ain't sleeping with

807
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: their little sister. I just want to throw that out

808
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 1: there as to why this whole letter reeks of false information?

809
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,879
Speaker 1: Why can't we both have a side piece? Because we've

810
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:54,759
Speaker 1: been married three years? Marriage was going good till a

811
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 1: year ago. He told me he's had a female friend

812
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 1: out of town and she's like a little sister to him.

813
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 1: That's what he told you. I met her five years

814
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 1: ago when she came to town for home coming. We

815
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,720
Speaker 1: got along great, But I don't trust any females around.

816
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 1: My man here and this woman text and called each

817
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 1: other often, and when I asked what's up with her?

818
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: What they talked about, he would just saying small talk. Okay.

819
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 1: Last June she moved to out city and my husband

820
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 1: was so excited. Last July she only been here a month. Right,

821
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 1: you found a ten pack of condoms in this car,

822
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 1: Tommy said out loud. Condoms coming to twelve pack, and

823
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 1: it's two left in the pack. In thirty days, they've

824
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 1: been together at least ten damn times. I'm out from

825
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 1: she got here in June and July he was down

826
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 1: ten bam. All right, hang on, Steve, Well, because I

827
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 1: got most of you when we come back this high

828
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:09,680
Speaker 1: long I've been on this. That's right, twenty three minutes

829
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 1: after be our subject today? Why can't we both have

830
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 1: a side piece? We'll get back into it right after this.

831
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Speaker 1: You're listening show, all right? Come on, Steve, let's recap

832
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:25,439
Speaker 1: today strawberry letter. Why can't we both have a side piece? Well,

833
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 1: the reason you can't have a side piece, first of all,

834
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 1: because y'all been married three years. Side pieces don't ever

835
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 1: work out. I'm just sharing something with you. The marriage

836
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 1: you thought was good till a year ago when he

837
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 1: told you he was having another fair. He just came

838
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 1: out and told you that we're gonna get to that.

839
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 1: Shortly after we met, he told me about a female

840
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 1: friend of his and live out of town, and she

841
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 1: like a little assisted to him. I met her five

842
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,040
Speaker 1: years ago when she came to town for home coming.

843
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 1: We got a long great but I don't trust any

844
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 1: female around. My man here and this woman texts and

845
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 1: called each other often. When I asking what's up and

846
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 1: what they talked about, he would say, small talk. What

847
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 1: you want? You know what I want? That's small talk.

848
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 1: You got it? You want it? That's small talk. Uh.

849
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 1: Last I asked, what's up? Small talk? Last June she

850
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 1: moved to the city, and your husband was so excited.

851
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 1: Last July you found a ten pack of condoms in

852
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 1: his car. Tommy pointed out that condoms come into twil pack.

853
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 1: I happened to agree. That was only two left in

854
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: the pack, which means ten times in thirty days. That's

855
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 1: every three days. He over there with his little sister,

856
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 1: small talking, small talking chatting. Huh. My female intuition told

857
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:00,160
Speaker 1: me he was messing with this woman, that he all

858
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 1: his little sister, pump your brakes. Your female intuition. You

859
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 1: know what told me he was messing with her, And

860
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:12,080
Speaker 1: I don't have female intuition. That twelve pack of condoms

861
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 1: you found that ain't have but two left? You ain't

862
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 1: got to have intuition and know that all you gotta

863
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 1: do is be able to count. Yeah. Now, if you

864
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 1: got a twelve pack in your car, fellas and your girl,

865
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 1: find a twelve pack still in now you picked them

866
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 1: up for your boy, or your boy left him in

867
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:33,360
Speaker 1: the car when you picked him up, and you threw

868
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 1: it in your glove compartment till you see him again.

869
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 1: That's a conversation you can have. But what you can't

870
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 1: do is have an open box of condom and they

871
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:47,479
Speaker 1: mix it? Who put them in the car? Stupid as you? Dumb?

872
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 1: Let me explain this part to you. That's really gonna

873
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 1: throw you into something. Come on, my female intuition told

874
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 1: me he was messing with this woman. I asked him

875
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 1: about the condoms. He admitted that he was having sex

876
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 1: with her, Just like that. You just came out with

877
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 1: that information. Could just because we found some condoms? Oh naw, Pardner, Oh,

878
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 1: I got a list of stuff I'm gonna throw out

879
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:16,160
Speaker 1: at you for I tell y'all was having sex with somebody,

880
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 1: and I care about you and I man, but he

881
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 1: just flat out and told you he have another fan

882
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 1: because he don't care that, you know, because of that,

883
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 1: that affair obviously means something to him. He told me,

884
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:32,880
Speaker 1: he told me that they have a history, which means

885
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,439
Speaker 1: they've been doing this for a long time. He can't

886
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 1: get out of her system. When she came from homecoming,

887
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 1: she was in the system. When he introduced you, he

888
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 1: was in that she was in the system. I told

889
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 1: him he needed to stop the affair. We could go

890
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:48,200
Speaker 1: to counseling to fix our marriage. This where you got

891
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:50,440
Speaker 1: in trouble. You know what he said after you told

892
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:53,920
Speaker 1: him that, He said, ain't no need for counseling because

893
01:01:53,960 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 1: I want both of y'all. What counseling gona help that? None?

894
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:07,320
Speaker 1: I want both of y'all. Now hear where you started me,

895
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 1: I haven't had sexual with him in over a year. Well,

896
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:15,800
Speaker 1: how many condoms you think he'd went through in a year?

897
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 1: Let's just go eight in a month, times twelve, seventy

898
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 1: two times? Whoa dude? That mask seventy two? Damn times,

899
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 1: you're brilliant because you ain't having sex with n't But

900
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 1: guess why you ain't having a sex with him, because

901
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 1: you didn't met a new dude that you're dating. Why

902
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:41,280
Speaker 1: can't we both have side pieces because y'all two Foods

903
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 1: is married now, but when you're in public, you act

904
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 1: like a happy couple. His affairs still going on. This

905
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 1: wasn't let it get twisted. Like Shirley said, I don't

906
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,360
Speaker 1: plan to leave him because I love seeing him stressed out.

907
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 1: He that damn stressed out. He ain't that damn stressed

908
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:02,640
Speaker 1: out because he ain't moved out and he's still seeing her. Yeah,

909
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:07,360
Speaker 1: he ain't that damn stressed out stress trying to keep

910
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 1: two women happy. He don't give a damn if you're happy.

911
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 1: He keeping one woman happy. He just tried to keep

912
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 1: the other one quiet, which is you see that he

913
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:21,680
Speaker 1: ain't tripping with trying nothing. He just wants you to

914
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 1: shut the hell up so he can going back over there.

915
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:29,520
Speaker 1: The only problem now is I'll just start dating the

916
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:32,440
Speaker 1: new guy and my husband is being overly possessive and

917
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 1: tried to fight him. He want it all does Yeah,

918
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 1: they're young because they're still going to home coming in

919
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:44,920
Speaker 1: all that. Yeah, he's being possessive and tried to fight him.

920
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 1: If he can have a side piece, should not be

921
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:51,360
Speaker 1: allowed to please advise, of course you can. If he

922
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:54,440
Speaker 1: got a side piece, you have your side piece. Now

923
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:58,680
Speaker 1: he goes with his ass every time he see Why

924
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:01,960
Speaker 1: don't you jump on home one time? We got to

925
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 1: get out of here. Listen? Thank you, Steve. Post your

926
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 1: comments on today's at Steve Harvey on Instagram and Facebook.

927
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:13,920
Speaker 1: Please check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. Why

928
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:17,280
Speaker 1: don't y'all get a divorce and then just go see

929
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 1: who you want to see? Yes, be free with it.

930
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:25,200
Speaker 1: Thank you, you're listening to morning show. All right, we're

931
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:29,440
Speaker 1: back now before we do. Okay, I did not frown?

932
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 1: What you when Shirley said, what did you say to me? Shi? Well,

933
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:34,880
Speaker 1: I asked you what was on your dream board? And

934
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,360
Speaker 1: you said you had a dollar amount? Right? And then

935
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:40,680
Speaker 1: you paused a long time and I said, what like

936
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:44,520
Speaker 1: a million dollars? And you had a grimace and Yola

937
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:57,560
Speaker 1: wood a million? Me talk about I'm upty? Okay, let

938
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:00,600
Speaker 1: me ask you a question. You've got a great truck,

939
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:03,880
Speaker 1: a new truck you bought year ago. So yeah, so

940
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:08,040
Speaker 1: I I mean when you came over to my house. Yeah,

941
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:12,120
Speaker 1: you have that truck, right, yeah, No on your dream board.

942
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 1: It's the same truck on your dream No it's not

943
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:18,560
Speaker 1: on that. Okay, no, no, it's not our Scott is

944
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:21,200
Speaker 1: not on that. What you're talking about the same million?

945
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:25,360
Speaker 1: You don't want to discuss that's what he's saying. You know, Oh,

946
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 1: that's what that was. Okay, Okay, I didn't. I didn't

947
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 1: know he was using that. Just I'm just trying. Why

948
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:35,440
Speaker 1: would I I mean, I'm not getting frowning at a million,

949
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:42,000
Speaker 1: but I have done that over shows. So do you

950
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:46,000
Speaker 1: realize how reach you up? Yeah? He knows. I think.

951
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:51,440
Speaker 1: Do you think you obsessed with it? You don't want

952
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:57,160
Speaker 1: to answer. I mean, I'm not. I worked towards it

953
01:05:57,280 --> 01:06:01,520
Speaker 1: a lot. M h. But let me ask you a question, though.

954
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:08,800
Speaker 1: You gotta work towards something. Yeah, I'm not obsessed more

955
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 1: I am with the vision of what it accomplishes for

956
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:17,080
Speaker 1: others and me, because like right now, I'm I'm in

957
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:23,800
Speaker 1: the game primarily primarily for my grandkids. Are you enjoying it?

958
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:27,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all love my work.

959
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:30,120
Speaker 1: I really do. But I'm in it for the grandkids

960
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:35,160
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, see, two shows. I make enough in

961
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:39,680
Speaker 1: two shows to have a lifestyle, a really, really good lifestyle.

962
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:44,000
Speaker 1: The rest of it is for them to set aside,

963
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,560
Speaker 1: because I can't leave them the shows, and I can't

964
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:49,760
Speaker 1: leave them these jokes. So I gotta build some type

965
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:52,919
Speaker 1: of empire, some type of business structure to leave my son.

966
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:57,560
Speaker 1: Like my son, Steve is working hard to learn my

967
01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:00,160
Speaker 1: business so he could take something over. I want my

968
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 1: children's children. I want my grandchildren's children to know my name.

969
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:08,120
Speaker 1: He was storing up for them, And the only way

970
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,040
Speaker 1: for them to know your name is you gotta leave them.

971
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:14,480
Speaker 1: So do you have a portrait in your lie? Does

972
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:17,520
Speaker 1: he have a portrait of him? Write it down, say

973
01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:22,680
Speaker 1: I'm your great great grandfather's Steve Hark. You can't know, okay, right? No?

974
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 1: Think were your video for them? Yeah? Just hey, y'all,

975
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:30,080
Speaker 1: I ain't never met y'all, but I'm I'm your great

976
01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:33,920
Speaker 1: grandfather's the Hawk. You don't that ain't work? No, you're listening.

977
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:41,560
Speaker 1: Morning show Jay is here to murder yet another hit? Jay?

978
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:47,280
Speaker 1: What do you have for us in mind? Y'all? Check

979
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:50,600
Speaker 1: it out on the Steve Harvey Morning Show, The Sun

980
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 1: goes out to George Wallace, My Road, Ulp Vann, Samuel L. Jackson, Jackson,

981
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:06,760
Speaker 1: L L. Cool, James James, Missy Elliott, last but Night

982
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:17,000
Speaker 1: least Lebron James James. You take me back to another

983
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:26,320
Speaker 1: place in time when I had a heline time will

984
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:31,080
Speaker 1: law with Jane, but you keep me the same My

985
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:58,040
Speaker 1: can't ohcame you're my can whoacka styles like mine? People

986
01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:03,160
Speaker 1: say out of day eat, I really need to dress

987
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:10,640
Speaker 1: not a young one, mormaids. They're all wrong because I

988
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:24,840
Speaker 1: look cool in my cadum. Oh gum, I can't let

989
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:33,720
Speaker 1: go whoa? Come on? The KINGO is a nice head

990
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:38,880
Speaker 1: and George yours is way too small. Too small, dude,

991
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:44,519
Speaker 1: it's way too damn small. Come on, man, Nobody White

992
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:49,680
Speaker 1: is gonna tell you this. That song is pretty much

993
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:58,240
Speaker 1: dedicated Dammy Jackson still wears one movie. It's really good. No, um,

994
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:02,960
Speaker 1: which one? You were like, you would love it? A

995
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,120
Speaker 1: lot of cussing in that movie? Oh yeah, you would like,

996
01:10:05,479 --> 01:10:09,120
Speaker 1: would love it. It's exciting, it's a lot of custom,

997
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:12,360
Speaker 1: a lot of fighting. You would love that part about it.

998
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:16,640
Speaker 1: But it's good. He really does. It's really good. He

999
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:21,080
Speaker 1: got some moves. It is kango, but dedicated to George.

1000
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:24,120
Speaker 1: One who wears one who husband who needs a larger

1001
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:28,160
Speaker 1: size of kango. Yeah, he's wearing one. The one he

1002
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:32,320
Speaker 1: wears is way too small, way too small. It looks

1003
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:38,519
Speaker 1: like a yamica on top of he just refused to

1004
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:40,560
Speaker 1: get a new one. Yeah, you know, I don't know.

1005
01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:44,439
Speaker 1: He's got to see that as small. I mean it's

1006
01:10:44,479 --> 01:10:46,880
Speaker 1: cutting off the circulation to his brain. I know you

1007
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,479
Speaker 1: feel that. Yeah, you guys know, Yeah, he got to know.

1008
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:51,200
Speaker 1: I don't know how he got to own his head.

1009
01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:55,800
Speaker 1: But it's way too small. Yeah, yeah, it's stretched out.

1010
01:10:55,920 --> 01:11:04,080
Speaker 1: It's just it's very well. This friendship is for Joe.

1011
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:08,120
Speaker 1: I be damn he gonna help him. It's the problem

1012
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:11,720
Speaker 1: that man, you can't talk about my mama for that

1013
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:17,680
Speaker 1: many years I had Jake something Well, you mean me

1014
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:21,320
Speaker 1: and Joye my other mama. That's Manda joy. I mean

1015
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:32,840
Speaker 1: that goes with friendship, don't we know what Joma mama know? Mama? Yeah,

1016
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:36,200
Speaker 1: when she's out you know, yeah, well she get locked

1017
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:38,560
Speaker 1: up a life for fistfighting clubs and stuff like that.

1018
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:42,880
Speaker 1: But she good people. I like them. Not man, man,

1019
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:51,639
Speaker 1: you can take a punch. Manna could have got too.

1020
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:56,200
Speaker 1: I mean, straight up, you don't flinch or nothing, don't

1021
01:11:56,280 --> 01:12:07,600
Speaker 1: hurt like delaresa Knights. That's all you got. I'm so uncomfortable.

1022
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:20,880
Speaker 1: Was uncomfortable to George with That's uncomfortable. Yeah, all right,

1023
01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:28,439
Speaker 1: we'll be back. You're listening, all right. We have a

1024
01:12:28,479 --> 01:12:30,840
Speaker 1: little time to kill here, Steve. This game is so

1025
01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 1: hot today that we've been playing one. Got to go.

1026
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:39,240
Speaker 1: Jay came up with this. I got one, I got try,

1027
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:44,759
Speaker 1: let me try. Here we go hoopoc Sloop Ice que

1028
01:12:45,479 --> 01:13:00,559
Speaker 1: Jay Zanopcopop Snoop dog Ice c Snoop Doggs not going

1029
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:04,679
Speaker 1: No damn we know that for me too. I love

1030
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:07,760
Speaker 1: he's not leaving and Monica will kill us all if

1031
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:17,720
Speaker 1: we take out Cube ye though, Yeah, okay, so whoo

1032
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:23,400
Speaker 1: dog iq j Z is how I picked one because

1033
01:13:23,479 --> 01:13:26,360
Speaker 1: who could have normally most hang out with. There's no

1034
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:28,920
Speaker 1: way I'm gonna hang out with jay Z. It's no way,

1035
01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:33,280
Speaker 1: no Snoop Possibly it's a good but you guys see

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Speaker 1: who you got? Who you guys? That's too hard. That

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Speaker 1: one's too hard. That's pocket is the only one. I

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Speaker 1: really didn't know. I know these other brothers. Man I met,

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Speaker 1: but in terms of pockets, pocket was a movement, and

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Speaker 1: so he has Jay Yeah to feel yea my head.

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Speaker 1: All right, we can't decide on that one, Tommy. That

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Speaker 1: was too good. All right. More of the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up and some trending news at thirty

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Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. Right after this. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to show. Uh one got to go. It's what we've

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Speaker 1: been doing all day. One got to go, Ladies, Denzel Washington,

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Speaker 1: Idris Elbow, No, Will Smith, the rock ladies. One got

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Speaker 1: to god. You can know what I'm gonna go with

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Speaker 1: the rock. I'm gonna go with the rock. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: going with the rock. Well, Will, it's just he's been

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Speaker 1: and we've been doing enough. Well, you ain't gonna like

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Speaker 1: my answer. You ain't gonna like my answer. We all

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Speaker 1: got to go, you know, not to do this, but

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Speaker 1: understanding though exactly, Man, you ought to do one. You

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01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:07,320
Speaker 1: ought to do one for women too. The ladies put

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Speaker 1: together listen, ask okay, okay, all right, all right, halle Berry.

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Speaker 1: That's all for him. Uh Mega, Stallion, you can stop

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Speaker 1: right then. Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez by Stallion, Bye bye, Stallion,

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Speaker 1: far about your foot bye. Yeah, I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: go with your Stallion simply because I don't really know her. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but Halle jlo Jo, Kim Kardashian and Kim Kardashian. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I love the Stallium, she got the mad Let's pull

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Speaker 1: the Stallion out and put beyond Halle Beyonce, who Jo, Halo,

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Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian, that's who. That was my list, and you

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Speaker 1: substituted the Stallion to go to go? Are you go?

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Speaker 1: Jg gonna show up? I know that, I know. And

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Speaker 1: you don't want any entanglements. You just trying to stay

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Speaker 1: with the least amount of problem. If you try to

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Speaker 1: stay out of a situation, you leave, ye yes, Oh man, Okay,

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Speaker 1: well it ain't It ain't much. Hally ain't leaving at all. Well,

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Speaker 1: because I know Halle. Halle had to go because you

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Speaker 1: know him, Yeah, I know him. Oh so you okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I know one thing. Denzel and Edress aren't going anywhere

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Speaker 1: ever in life. Get rid of when they die and

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Speaker 1: come back. Yeah, they're still in the list. They're still No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not. I didn't pick them calls of flyness,

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Speaker 1: I just because I know Halle and for anybody thinking

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Speaker 1: and I don't know A like that, but I just

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Speaker 1: know him. Okay, you know I don't know him like

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Speaker 1: day at all. All Right, So we'll be back with

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Speaker 1: our last break of the day and some closing remarks

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Speaker 1: from our fearless leader, the one and only mister Steve

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01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:29,479
Speaker 1: hard Day. Right after this, you're listening to Steve here

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Speaker 1: we are end of the show. Um, with just one

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01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:37,600
Speaker 1: more thing you're closing remarks. Uh. You know, today I

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Speaker 1: want to still stay on the encouraging tip and I

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Speaker 1: want to talk to people about something that you should make.

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Speaker 1: These are just suggestions, folks. You know, I don't know everything,

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Speaker 1: but these are some things that I do to personally

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01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:56,599
Speaker 1: keep myself moving forward in a positive direction because I'm

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01:17:56,640 --> 01:18:00,439
Speaker 1: always trying to accomplish something new. You know, I'm never satisfied. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's not that I'm never satisfied. I'm never complacent. I

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01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:07,599
Speaker 1: don't I don't believe in sitting still. I don't believe

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Speaker 1: in and not moving forward. I just don't see it.

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Speaker 1: You know. Every day I try to wake up an

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Speaker 1: approach and attack a new challenge. I've always setting goals

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Speaker 1: out there because it just gives you something to aim

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Speaker 1: for throughout the day. What are the things I want

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Speaker 1: to remind people of something that I do, and up

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Speaker 1: you're invited to do the same. Miss you know, have

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Speaker 1: a life feel with a mission, have a life field

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Speaker 1: with a mission. You're gonna have several missions in life,

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Speaker 1: but get your life filled with missions. Remember the show

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Speaker 1: Mission Impossible, and remember that tape recording that used to

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Speaker 1: come on every day and tell the guy what to do,

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Speaker 1: and then at the end of it, the tape with

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Speaker 1: self destruct. But that became the mission. It became the purpose,

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Speaker 1: the task at hand, and until you completed that task,

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Speaker 1: you came back in. And that's what the whole shows are.

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Speaker 1: It's really funny thing, you know. It's tape recording comes

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Speaker 1: on and then it fearses and disintegrates, and that's your mission.

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Speaker 1: I still do that, man, It's sort of a funny analogy.

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Speaker 1: But I try to create a mission in my life

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Speaker 1: all the time. And in order to accomplish your mission,

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Speaker 1: one of the things you have to do is you

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01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:30,840
Speaker 1: have to surround yourself with people who are about the

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01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:36,120
Speaker 1: same mission. That will be no missions accomplished. In life

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Speaker 1: solely by yourself. I don't I can't think of anything

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Speaker 1: that you can accomplish solely by yourself. You know, even

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Speaker 1: if you want to have a relationship with God, Yeah,

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01:19:49,320 --> 01:19:51,719
Speaker 1: you can have relationship with God, but to draw closer,

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01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:54,080
Speaker 1: you know, you gotta have some type of toolge. You know,

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Speaker 1: you gotta read some scriptures. Somebody's got to show you

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Speaker 1: another way to approach it. Somebody go, Man, if you're

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Speaker 1: going through this, read this or read that, and it

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Speaker 1: sort of helps you with your goal leaving in that.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know anything that you can accomplish mission

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Speaker 1: wise alone. So you need to surround yourself who with

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Speaker 1: people who are like minded. As a motivational speaker, sometimes

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Speaker 1: when I'm going I use my motivational pictures that I

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Speaker 1: keep in my phone and I put them up on

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Speaker 1: the big screen and I show them to people. And

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Speaker 1: one of my favorite pictures is a picture of these

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Speaker 1: lions walking and the expression on the lion's face because

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Speaker 1: they've they've woken up from their nap and they're going

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Speaker 1: out for the hunt. And if you look at lions

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Speaker 1: when they're walking to go out on a hunt, they

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Speaker 1: all have that same determined look on their face because

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Speaker 1: they all about the same mission. You ever notice when

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Speaker 1: lions ready to go out on the hunt, they leave

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Speaker 1: the cubs back at the den because, see, it ain't

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Speaker 1: no time to play out here, because we're going out

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Speaker 1: here to feed, We're going out here to hunt. So

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Speaker 1: they leave the cubs back in the den when they

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01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:09,040
Speaker 1: go out on the hunt because they ain't got no

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01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:12,360
Speaker 1: time for no foolishness. And I have this picture in

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Speaker 1: my phone of these lions just striding and if you

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Speaker 1: look at all the looks on their face, they're serious.

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Speaker 1: It ain't no playtime because everybody is on the same mission.

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Speaker 1: Everybody is of the like mindedness that it takes to

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Speaker 1: accomplish the mission. And the caption says, surround yourself with

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Speaker 1: people who are on the same mission. And I'm saying

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01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:44,040
Speaker 1: that to you today. Find someone who is about the

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01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:48,719
Speaker 1: business just like you are. Start hanging out with people

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01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:55,880
Speaker 1: who are goal oriented, who are success minded. Somebody was

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Speaker 1: talking to somebody one time and they said, man, Steve,

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Speaker 1: let me manage you something. Why rich people are always

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01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:03,200
Speaker 1: talking about money? That would get on my nerves. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what else you want to talk about? You want to

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01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:09,400
Speaker 1: talk about? What happened on the Real Housewives. What you

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Speaker 1: want to talk about, what's going on in the theaters today,

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Speaker 1: we can talk about that. But when I get together

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Speaker 1: with my friends, we get together. We on a mission.

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Speaker 1: I even play golf with people who are on the

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Speaker 1: same mission as me, you know, because we have like mindedness.

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Speaker 1: I don't play golf with a bunch of single friends

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Speaker 1: because see, now, when we're not playing golf, we're not

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Speaker 1: gonna be able to single. Man. I need people just

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Speaker 1: want to go play golf, Go to the clubhouse, have

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Speaker 1: a cigar, get yourself a drink, get yourself somebody, and

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01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:44,200
Speaker 1: gonna go to your room because we gotta get up

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01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:46,840
Speaker 1: early to morning play this tournament game. We got going again.

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Speaker 1: That's just it. Even when I play, I play with

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Speaker 1: people of like mindedness. I don't play with people that's

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01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:56,960
Speaker 1: that's doing something else because I don't need the distraction.

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Speaker 1: It's very important that you surround yourself with like minded people.

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01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:07,519
Speaker 1: Find them somewhere. See. It goes along with an old saying,

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Speaker 1: you've all heard this. If you're the smartest person in

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Speaker 1: your group, then you need a new group. Got you

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01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:17,720
Speaker 1: can't be the smartest person in your group. Man, you

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01:23:17,840 --> 01:23:21,639
Speaker 1: gotta have somebody that knows a little bit more about

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01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:24,680
Speaker 1: the journey, or it's familiar with a certain thing that's

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01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:26,680
Speaker 1: going to happen on the journey, where they can give

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01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:29,639
Speaker 1: you a suggestion when you get to that point. Everybody

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01:23:29,680 --> 01:23:31,760
Speaker 1: ain't got to be good at everything. Sometimes you have

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01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:35,400
Speaker 1: specialty people. It's like you know when you assembling your team,

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01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:38,000
Speaker 1: all of your friends ain't the same. Some of your

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01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:41,760
Speaker 1: friends you don't have spiritual messages for you. Some of

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01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:43,760
Speaker 1: them just have uplifts, some of them just cool to

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01:23:43,840 --> 01:23:46,240
Speaker 1: be around. Some of them do the same things you do.

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01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:50,559
Speaker 1: But surround yourself with people who are on the same mission.

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01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:54,280
Speaker 1: It will make your journey to the top a lot smoother.

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01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:57,599
Speaker 1: It won't make it easy, it will make it smoother.

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01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:12,639
Speaker 1: Y'all have a great weekend. For all Steve Harvey contests,

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