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Speaker 1: Some type of a Cadillac Orange situation. I think they

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Speaker 3: Made a lot of Elderberry's right, just like you don't

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Speaker 4: Doesn't chips in your eas.

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Speaker 2: Kuala bears are racists.

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Speaker 4: The money she's inventing turny stuff, I can't tell me.

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Speaker 1: What dot dot dot dang. Welcome to My Mama told me.

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Speaker 4: The podcast when we dived deep, deep into the pockets

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Speaker 4: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: And we work to prove that Starry Soda is in

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Speaker 1: fact a scam run by the Sprite company to try

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Speaker 1: nineties advertising to the hip hop generation who was Starry

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Speaker 4: I'm I'm Lexon kerman In and I'm not fighting this.

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Speaker 4: This feels like it's got a legitimate thing. This feels

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Speaker 4: like Sprite was losing some ground. They were losing steam,

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Speaker 4: they were losing and they were like, we gotta we

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Speaker 5: John jump In, don't be scared of it. You got

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Speaker 5: started in your face. Hey, I totally agree with you.

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Speaker 5: I vividly remember the mid nineties Sprite push when they

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Speaker 2: Right, I don't remember this shit in my driving. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: They brought empty Shannold ass back in the nineties for

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Speaker 5: I felt like like Sprite got off the fucking rapper

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Speaker 1: Candidate Robot Drake handed it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was that was the bullshit.

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Speaker 1: But they had the votron you remember with that.

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Speaker 4: I feel like Sprite was exclusively a black product for

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Speaker 5: It could have been our generation's ginger Ale, but I

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but Starry's trying to do it. They're trying

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Speaker 2: Damn. Yeah, my motherfucker.

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Speaker 5: Kicky Palmer like making out with a goddamn puddle up

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Speaker 4: And who was and who's blacker than.

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Speaker 5: The most fifty five year old black woman in a

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Speaker 4: Listen, Kiki march for our civil rights and we got

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Speaker 4: to be grateful to her.

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Speaker 4: You just got to eat the purple barette and you

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Speaker 4: become the new Kiky Palmer. Our guests today, they're already,

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Speaker 4: they're already here, they're already fucking around with us. We

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Speaker 6: The other one's not here because he's white.

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Speaker 2: Not at all. No, look, I'm a dog. He's as

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, yeah, and don't and don't listen to it, man,

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Speaker 4: it's it's Dragonfly Jones, Tyler and and John and and

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Speaker 4: It's Tyler and John. Come on, y'all, what's up the hell?

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Speaker 5: I want to give y'all props on y'all theme song.

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Speaker 5: I don't know how to fuck y'all made a spooky

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Speaker 7: I'm going to research Kowala's being racist too, man. I

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Speaker 1: I'll be real once when I when it was originally conceived,

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Speaker 4: But then you start, you start looking for the right

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Speaker 7: That's the bullshit that I believe in Dog. Yeah, racist,

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Speaker 7: I would have tapped it. I need a whole podcast.

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Speaker 2: Sure, a bunch of clamydia harboring Trump voters just high.

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Speaker 4: To do that, right, Yeah, No, they're very sick. It's

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Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, they passed that motherfucking around crazy.

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Speaker 4: If I'm not mistaken, Chlamydia is like their HPV where

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, bro, I learned that a like eighteen. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: Feel me.

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Speaker 2: Crazy?

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Speaker 4: Seventy five?

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, three out of four. I told you I

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Speaker 6: If you give it to somebody else, that's how fucked

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Speaker 2: I still got my hairline. I feel like that means

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Speaker 4: That feels if their hairline is tight, you could be

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Speaker 2: Lock up, man, you I got it.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, bless me.

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Speaker 5: That is blessed something in the one percent right there,

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Speaker 5: welcome a PODCASTA bro.

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Speaker 1: I could swim too. My mom made me because she's

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but but I I caught him learning to swim

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Speaker 4: This nigga is just in a po.

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Speaker 9: Comminations under the water and they ain't gonna but splastic.

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Speaker 4: And yes, that is the first time we met in person.

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Speaker 4: I can swim well enough to to not have to

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Speaker 7: none of my homies, no honest, swim except Tyler Dog.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Tyler you're you're a You're a swim dude, are

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Speaker 5: I have parents will put me in that ship when

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Speaker 5: Did your parents, you know, put you in some classes

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Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of parents, we you came to us with

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Speaker 2: You came to.

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Speaker 4: The conspiracy is my mama told me everything kills your sperm.

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Speaker 2: Count every mother tell us, I'm pleased. I'm gonna tell you.

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Speaker 5: I think my first introduction to sperm killing conspiracy theories

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Speaker 5: I believe he was the coolest motherfucker on the plan

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my my older cousin told me to always keeping

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Speaker 4: And I truly still do that to this day. I'm married.

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Speaker 4: no paper? You know what am I doing?

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Speaker 7: What's interesting about that ship is niggas like we didn't

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Speaker 7: But I remember white boys using it as like contraceptors,

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Speaker 7: like I can't get her pregnant.

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Speaker 6: I'm talking about to do like.

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Speaker 2: Intentionally that was like keep it, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: That's that That should have been the marketing the whole time.

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Speaker 4: Mountain Dew really dropped the ball. They could have been

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Speaker 4: like we we are the second line of defense behind

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Speaker 4: condoms for men.

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Speaker 7: Or you don't have to wear condoms, you don't have

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Speaker 7: to put this balloon on your dick to have sex.

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Speaker 2: Just drink Mountain New you feel.

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Speaker 4: Well before we go any further I do. It would

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Speaker 4: be I'd be remiss if I didn't make this confession.

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Speaker 4: And we've talked about this a fuck ton on the podcast.

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Speaker 4: I was a Mountain Dew ass kid. You were, and

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Speaker 4: Bory likes to pretend like I was proud of that,

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Speaker 4: Even multiple trees right on.

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Speaker 5: So so, Bro, we was in the middle of nowhere,

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Speaker 5: hooking that Nintendo up and messing my TV up, grandma, bro,

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Speaker 5: And the only soda she ever had was Mountain Dew. Nigga,

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Speaker 5: that shit tastes like days of our lives. God, I

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Speaker 5: can't never trick that. That shit tastes like price.

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Speaker 4: Is right, I'll be honest. Whatever their ads were doing

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Speaker 2: Man. That's okay, man, No it's not.

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Speaker 4: No, it's not That's why.

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Speaker 2: That's why I love space. That's why I love space.

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Speaker 4: For y'all talk, I needed to apologize. I needed to

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Speaker 5: Bro, there there's only one other liquid the same color

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Speaker 5: Mountain Dew, and that's Anti Freeze.

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Speaker 2: Like you will never find anywhere else.

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Speaker 4: To look. I'm not proud of this, but but but

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Speaker 2: You know, I'll tell you what though.

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Speaker 5: You know, we were talking about how Sprite fun, but

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Speaker 1: They gave them their own flavors.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, right right, I will say the only the only

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Speaker 2: Come on, I have a yo.

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Speaker 1: I have a Fanto beef though, because when I was

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Speaker 2: It was a foreigner beverage and you were al booties

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Speaker 1: Didn't get hot until they brought the ninety four Phanta

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Speaker 7: We was drinking fancy with Chinese food, like I could

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Speaker 5: Know, like a strawberry fan to kind of turned the

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Speaker 5: a honey by nigga.

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Speaker 2: That was my nigga.

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Speaker 4: Was was Fanta, And forgive my ignorance, I only knew

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Speaker 2: Was it like it was just orange when I was.

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Speaker 2: He pants.

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Speaker 5: I ain't even a solda do with that. That ship

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Speaker 2: My niggas.

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Speaker 4: They they figured out their ship and they they do

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Speaker 4: it well, I fuck with Fanta hard uh that said you? So,

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Speaker 4: So Mountain Dew becomes the the birthplace at which you

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Speaker 4: reduction of it. Where does this take you? Where does

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Speaker 1: And I wanted to check with you guys about because

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about My apartment complex has always had

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Speaker 2: I've worried that that was our town hall when we

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I worried about that, watching watching people fight and stuff,

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Speaker 1: and I've worried that that is probably diminished, you know

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Speaker 1: because it's like if it's all that electricity, course, it

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Speaker 2: And if you sit on that, motherfucker, it's nuts right

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Speaker 1: That's right on that for hours, sweating through my Charlotte

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Speaker 2: You were the cool kid though. Yeah, that was the move, baby,

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Speaker 6: That was that was fashion right, that was fast like

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no way static shock had good uh sperm count,

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like, yeah, he got the powers,

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Speaker 4: but he lost something also, you know.

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Speaker 1: Like if you remember, they would like hum like there

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 7: Cell phones too, I think, like the phone in the pocket.

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Speaker 7: I think i've heard that tool keep the cell phone

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Speaker 7: out of your pocket. You know, I mean some whole

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Speaker 7: tep shit I heard in the barbershop, you know what

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Speaker 7: I mean. I don't know if y'all on your lap,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've definitely heard laptop. I've definitely heard cell phone

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Speaker 4: in the pocket. I think i've heard any sort of

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Speaker 4: electrical things in your pocket that like anything even kind

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Speaker 4: of electric related near you, Dick is bad for it. Microwaves.

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Speaker 4: Have y'all heard that? Microwaves?

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Speaker 2: I don't know it was.

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Speaker 6: I don't know what affected the dick. I thought it

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I think it's hitting all the sweet spots.

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Speaker 4: Hey listen, Hey, microwaves came to please.

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Speaker 2: Microwaves.

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Speaker 7: Everything is kids though, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: like dog, so we fucked I should you know what

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Speaker 4: We should be Yeah, No, I don't think it's gonna go, well, uh,

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Speaker 4: moving any of these things are are objectively true. I

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Speaker 4: guess the question that I'll direct back to you guys

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Speaker 4: is how much are you bought into this? Like are

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Speaker 4: you proactively or actively attempting to deflect any of these

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Speaker 4: I'm moving forward. It don't matter.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I just avoid Mountain because it's discussed, right,

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Speaker 5: But I mean, you know, honestly, we don't know the

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Speaker 5: We don't know the long term effects of cell phones

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Speaker 5: and laptops. This is new technology, bro like, and you

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Speaker 5: know these motherfuckers do every fucking thing. I mean, bro

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Speaker 5: like like, I think you have to at least consider

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: I have an air frar and that's because maybe one

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Speaker 1: day I'd like to have a kid. And it gets

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Speaker 7: Yeah, my dad had a kid at fifty, So I

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Speaker 7: do believe this ship. But I feel like my ship

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Speaker 7: might be it might be good to lower it a

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Speaker 7: little bit, you know what I mean. I don't want

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Speaker 7: feel like I'm young enough, you know, what I'm saying, like,

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Speaker 7: you know, I don't think I need to.

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Speaker 4: So you're you are a father? Were y'all trying?

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Speaker 2: No? This was so so you Nigga.

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Speaker 7: What's crazy is I thought I thought my dick was

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Speaker 7: My percentages were better, pulling prey was better than condoms, nigga,

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Speaker 7: you know what I'm saying. Like, and so she told me,

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Speaker 7: I'm like, okay, you know, I was like, it's like, wow,

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Speaker 7: I thought, but no, So I kind of feel like,

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Speaker 4: You know, damn you're you're better than me because we

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Speaker 4: were trying for a year.

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Speaker 2: And uh, well that's how I do.

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Speaker 4: That's exactly That's what I really do. Think it's the

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Speaker 4: but it is worth noting that Robert de Niro apparently

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Speaker 4: seventy nine. He just had a baby, So no doing

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Speaker 4: his system, you know.

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Speaker 2: What I mean?

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Speaker 1: No, dude was a black baby on he only messes

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Speaker 4: Oh really, I'm sure he's married two different black women,

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Speaker 4: I believe, if I'm not mistaken to two of them things.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, bro, like like going back to my my granny's house.

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Speaker 5: She had all the motherfucking jets, every fucking you know,

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Speaker 5: this weekend photo section he posted up with a black

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Speaker 7: Yeah, prob he was Wait, he was a jet magazine,

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Speaker 7: white dude, he was a magazine this weekend photos.

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Speaker 2: The white guy. He was one of them. He was.

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Speaker 4: He was just at black parties in the background sometimes

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Speaker 4: like is that Bobby.

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Speaker 5: They would have pictures of this man coming out of

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Speaker 5: Sylvia's in Harlem, which is like, you know, the soul

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Speaker 4: Just grab him but baby, And that was back when

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Speaker 4: you could kiss on the mouth. He was just kissing

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Speaker 4: mouths and grabbing butts. Oh, Bobby, d.

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Speaker 2: I know, yeah, that's that's not a gift. That's not

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Speaker 4: I feel really bad for the kids.

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Speaker 2: I don't know his dad.

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Speaker 4: For like forty minutes, they're just gonna be wiping each

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Speaker 2: Other how to brush the feat in the reverse order.

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Speaker 2: Both of them gonna be wearing diapers.

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Speaker 4: They just got to get a big gate for the stairs.

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Speaker 4: It's gotta go all the way up for the little

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Speaker 1: So how much money does he have left? Does he

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Speaker 1: have another baby money?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I thought he was broke because he was a

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Speaker 1: dirty grand blood. That's you don't He.

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Speaker 5: Was also in the in that Scorsese Netflix ship. You know,

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Speaker 5: Netflix got stupid fuck yes, and I think I think

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Speaker 5: the man owns nobu. He's he's fine forever. I don't

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Speaker 5: know he'll be okay.

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Speaker 6: Did you eat somebody up in that Netflix movie too?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Like in the movie, I was like, niggas, come on, bro,

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Speaker 5: I remember the homie said it looked like a Team America,

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Speaker 5: the American World Police.

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Speaker 4: It's one of the most miraculous choices in film history,

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Speaker 4: in my opinion, because it's not only that he beats

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Speaker 4: and twelve year old man swinging and kicking, and it's

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Speaker 4: they do a wide shot, so it kind of makes

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Speaker 4: it more apparent that that this is the fucking oldest

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Speaker 7: It's it's wild, dude, he looks like he had on

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Speaker 7: platforms too, like you know, like yeah, he was like

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Speaker 7: just learning, you know.

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying, Like it was like decrease, decrease mobility.

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Speaker 1: It's like John McCain out of the camp like very

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Speaker 1: like no overhands.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well okay before we go to break. I feel

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Speaker 4: like this this is sort of the big question at

445
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Speaker 4: hand is are you all living in fear of this threat?

446
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,359
Speaker 4: I know you're John, You're saying you're cool with the

447
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 4: possibility of maybe reducing a little bit at a time.

448
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,360
Speaker 4: Are you worried that this is like if you take

449
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:03,080
Speaker 4: it beyond yourself. Are you worried that this is a

450
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 4: threat to man in the world or is this just

451
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 4: some bullshit if you know, you know kind of situation.

452
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 7: I don't think it's bullshit, man. I think the cell

453
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 7: phone shit could be true. Bro, I think the cell

454
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,640
Speaker 7: phone shit could be true. I definitely believe I could

455
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 7: see it. Like Tyler was saying, we don't know the

456
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,119
Speaker 7: effects of this ship you feel me like, Bro, I

457
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 7: could see I could see it being true.

458
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 11: I believe I believe, man, I believe man is out

459
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,159
Speaker 11: there out there, were du to tell you, we just

460
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 11: got to follow that with the X Files music and.

461
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,879
Speaker 5: But yeah, I mean I'm on the same ship johnn

462
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 5: Is Like me and wife you were trying to, you know,

463
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 5: conceee now, so so we're doing we're doing like real

464
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 5: boring ship, like like planning Tuesday sessions on her ovulation

465
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 5: right like and now now we're with a purpose and

466
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 5: on schedule and ship. So if it feels like the

467
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 5: cornyous shit I've ever done in my life, so I

468
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 5: cannot be going through.

469
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 2: This for all for no mother right right?

470
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 1: Yeah?

471
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 6: Do you so you don't keep you are you not

472
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,640
Speaker 6: having yourself on your pocket for the time being?

473
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 2: Ship, I just put that motherfucker ever. I ain't gonna

474
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 2: lie t I.

475
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,199
Speaker 5: I don't be talking about my notes when when when

476
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 5: it's time, you cut the phone after I gotta fire

477
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:15,679
Speaker 5: tweet off.

478
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 4: I'll hide it in my boot chip. It's gonna help me,

479
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 4: help me get this tweet.

480
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna yeah, oh no, please go.

481
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 1: I just just saying I'm still I'm still fifty to

482
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 1: fifty on it because part of me feels like it

483
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 1: could kill. Part of me worries what if it turbo

484
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:39,439
Speaker 1: charges it. Nobody slipped at that angle yet what if

485
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 1: that gets you super n what if it gives you

486
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 1: fucking halt damn rates. That's what I'm saying, Like it

487
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: makes it even better. Nobody's gone from that side.

488
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 4: Cool mother, Well, yeah, I think if you're gonna play

489
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:05,640
Speaker 4: that for yourself. We did take a break. We're gonna

490
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,119
Speaker 4: be We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with

491
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 4: more Tyler and Johnny Moore. My mama told me all

492
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 4: this travel begin, Maica.

493
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 1: Welcome back to my mama told me the podcast where

494
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 1: we are discussing that nut.

495
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 2: That nut.

496
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 4: We're talking to Tyler and John and we're figuring out

497
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 4: if that nut, in fact is being affected by everything

498
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,400
Speaker 4: around us. Fellas I did a bunch of research, I'm

499
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 4: excited to dive into this first fact that I found

500
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 4: to be one hundred percent trough because, as I mentioned,

501
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 4: I was going through the process similar to what you're

502
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 4: talking about, Tyler, of like having to to like practice

503
00:25:55,960 --> 00:26:00,119
Speaker 4: and prepare and fucking time out making a baby. I

504
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 4: went and got my nut tested and one of the

505
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 4: things that you find out when you go and do

506
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 4: that is that sperm counts across the board for humans

507
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 4: have actually dwindled, fallen by more than fifty percent around

508
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 4: the globe sort of in recent years. Fifty percent recent

509
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 4: and less nut.

510
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 2: That's what I'm about as well.

511
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 4: And a mountain dew amount of time, I think is

512
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 4: the Also.

513
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 12: Also, do you keep your dick hot? You seem like

514
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 12: you might keep your dick hot. And I know that

515
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:34,400
Speaker 12: ships up wear. You wear drawls and you should wear

516
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 12: like boxer bre You gotta keep the ship.

517
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 2: You're got to be like two degrees lower than your body.

518
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm never not going

519
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 4: to be offended by a nigga being like, do you

520
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 4: keep your dick hot? Because you seem like you would

521
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 4: keep your dick hote Like I don't even know what

522
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 4: it means, but I don't like how it feels warm.

523
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 4: That's deeply offensive to me.

524
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 13: I'm just saying, it seems like you keep it warm,

525
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 13: like you like that you said he said you look

526
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 13: like you were, like, was it like the whitey tidies, nigga,

527
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 13: that's what it keeps.

528
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 2: I don't like that. Yeah, I don't do that, and

529
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 2: I don't like that.

530
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 4: I don't like that that that's the energy I'm giving off.

531
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 4: So yeah, I think I think they're saying based off

532
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 4: of this article that I'm reading it somewhere around like

533
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 4: the seventies, the sixties and seventies, that these these numbers

534
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:32,159
Speaker 4: began to dwindle, but especially.

535
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: When Mountain Do come out.

536
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 7: I was yellow five yellow five because it's just be

537
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 7: some kind of malt liquor shit nigga from black dynamite.

538
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 2: It could, right, you know what I'm saying, Old sodas

539
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 2: Mellow Yellow didn't help you dick out? Oh hell no,

540
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:45,120
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.

541
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonder, but I do wonder that, like because

542
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 4: I do think mellow Okay, Mountain Dew came out in

543
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 4: nineteen forty, and my guess would be that Mellow Yellow

544
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 4: was before Mountain Dew. But maybe I'm wrong about that,

545
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 4: but I imagine it those one of those things where

546
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 4: they take the more poisonous route, you know what I mean.

547
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 4: Like the difference between Mellow Yellow and Mountain Dew is

548
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 4: probably like one extra little drop of poison that makes

549
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 4: your dick shrink up like a raisin.

550
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 2: Liquor.

551
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 5: That's That's what I'm Legit surprised, this is not It's

552
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 5: not a big deal made about this ship like.

553
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 2: Drop over the last we're doing something wrong.

554
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, something something is correcter wrong.

555
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 2: When we're computers can invent it.

556
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 7: That's tough that No, Like that's around nights at that time, right,

557
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 7: I mean they were still as big as fucking.

558
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 4: I think the question is like personal computers.

559
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think that's what like the eighties right

560
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 2: like that. That's Bill Gates and Steve Jobs.

561
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 4: He was a phone man.

562
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 2: That was the one with the W.

563
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 4: I don't know Littlekowski. That's the Monsters, inc. I don't know.

564
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 2: Own the Clippers. Yeah, Steve, I know basketball. Niggas no basketball.

565
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's how I knew that.

566
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 2: I would I know the niggasist if he did on

567
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 2: the Clippers. I've been like, oh, you feel me.

568
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 4: Olivia is saying that the first true laptop was nineteen

569
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 4: eighty one, nineteen Okay.

570
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 2: But then when did you but that was for nerds.

571
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 2: When did we get it? Yeah?

572
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 5: I feel like I didn't see a last ip for

573
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 5: like ninety five nine, Bro, we had a lab ninety

574
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 5: nine laptop.

575
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 7: Dude, I didn't see a laptop, nigga, I don't remember.

576
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 7: It probably was in the two thousands. Niggas like we

577
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 7: had we had computers that were like in homes.

578
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 2: Or ship you know what I'm saying.

579
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 4: Laptop old fish computers right in the house.

580
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 5: With two Scenesigga, you had that last house on TV,

581
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 5: like like on a fucking show with a motherfucking a

582
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 5: fan on the lap talking about it real life.

583
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 14: It wasn't living single Yeah yeah, yes, one in the

584
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 14: black neighborhoods, you feel, Yeah, laptop think get affordable to

585
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 14: like late nineties, right, but we've seen the motherfuckers all

586
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 14: do the nineties.

587
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 1: I thought it was laptop with the b until after

588
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 1: the towers fell like that second.

589
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 6: I still get confused on that laptop.

590
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 15: I thought it was laptop. Man, you always knew it

591
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 15: was laptop the whole time. Yeah, it goes in your lap,

592
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 15: all right, computer lab.

593
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 2: It makes sense. There's some connective issue there. Thank you

594
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 2: like to do that to me. He always does that

595
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 2: to me. I got a poetry degree. You don't know

596
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 2: what a laptop is. I don't know.

597
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 4: Fellas, I owned up to what I did wrong, Maybe maybe.

598
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 2: You guys need to do the same. You have a

599
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 2: poetry degree though I do.

600
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 4: Don't don't tell anybody, they'll they'll beat me up for it.

601
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 2: But yeah, I told you, I told you, I told you. Goddamn,

602
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna just take this ship for other man.

603
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 2: All right, everybody just be fucking cool. Okay.

604
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 4: Now, now to the concern. I guess of of where

605
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 4: this reduction is coming from. One of the things that

606
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 4: they say and one of the things there is a

607
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 4: laundry list of things that they say can potentially affect

608
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 4: sperm count. So the list includes industrial chemicals, heavy metal exposure,

609
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 4: radiation or X rays, overheating the testicles, drug use, alcohol use,

610
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 4: your occupation apparently can affect your testicle or your your nuts,

611
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 4: tobacco smoking, emotional stress, depression, weight, and sperm testing issues,

612
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 4: meaning like the testing of your sperm count. Doing it

613
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,959
Speaker 4: over and over again, you're reducing your sperm count essentially

614
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 4: credit again, Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect.

615
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 16: Yeah, every time, gotchas credit Carmo minus one, brother, man.

616
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: That's the worst thing to see.

617
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 2: Minus one.

618
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 11: I'm working hard, sixty right right, the other one you.

619
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 4: But but to the larger point, it does seem like

620
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,479
Speaker 4: a fuck ton of things you can make your spine

621
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 4: way smaller than they started.

622
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: As I guess, here's my question, and this is gonna

623
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 1: sound stupid, but I just do have to know it's rechargeable, right,

624
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 1: We're not working with like a finite amount of sperm

625
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: and working backwards. There's like if you want to curb

626
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: it at some point in your life, you can get

627
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: on like a right.

628
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's not finite in the sense that

629
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 4: you will always continue to produce sperm. But I don't

630
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 4: think that you will produce at the same levels for

631
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 4: your entire life as you get older, right.

632
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, And if they won't be as viral, they

633
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 5: won't be like, you know, great swimmers, they won't.

634
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 17: Yeah right me not Yeah, they'll be me throwing punches,

635
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 17: fighting against the waterman and that motherfucker.

636
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: But there's no like, there's no reparative, there's no like

637
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 1: repair situation. There's just like when you get tested, it's

638
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: that's that's as good as it's gonna be. Well, it's

639
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 1: a fight to keep that there.

640
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 4: It's one of the things I think that you learn

641
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 4: when you go and get your sperm tested is that

642
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 4: they are measuring you for your age group, not necessarily

643
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 4: for like your total number. Right, So, like I'm thirty,

644
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 4: I was thirty four thirty five when we were trying

645
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 4: to figure out having a baby, which.

646
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 2: Meant like you're not like you're twenty two.

647
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they make that very clear that like I

648
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 4: am not in the twenty two to whatever twenty eight

649
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 4: year old bracket. I am in my thirty fucking thirty.

650
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 4: So nah, you got this much sperm to grow? Yeah, y'all.

651
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: Motherfucking like damn no, man, I spoke to Black and

652
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 1: Mild not three weeks ago. Ah, there's because I drink

653
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: a lot of water, you know, like like there's nothing.

654
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 2: You can but like, like, what did you do?

655
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 7: Swear water is medicine, niggas we swear. I mean it's

656
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 7: good to drink water, But water don't fix everything. You

657
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 7: get a broken leg, don't drink the water, nigga, take

658
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,879
Speaker 7: your ass and a that water.

659
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 2: Ain't that.

660
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,879
Speaker 4: The waters The water is doing something, but it ain't.

661
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 4: It ain't heal in the world the way we thought

662
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 4: it would.

663
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 2: Right, But what did you do? You didn't have to

664
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 2: do anything. You you didn't start your get smoothies or

665
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 2: it just was me. Yeah you I.

666
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 4: I eventually started taking something called fertile Aid, which was

667
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 4: a drug that I found on Amazon that apparently was

668
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 4: meant to supplement that was meant to help, and it

669
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 4: did in fact help, but it also very recently, Uh,

670
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 4: I had my liver tested, like my blood work tested,

671
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 4: and they were like, this is concerning, and I think

672
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,320
Speaker 4: fertile was doing some other ship inside of me that

673
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 4: that I gotta hold accountable. We were just like, well,

674
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 4: come on, brother, come on, brother, we don't we don't.

675
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 2: We don't read for that on the label.

676
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 9: Gotta do you mean the you mean the white man's ft,

677
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,760
Speaker 9: the white federal drugs?

678
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 2: You gotta say you like this too.

679
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 18: If you're talking about the Caucasian FDA, then no, sir,

680
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 18: absolutely not.

681
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 2: The creator of five S. J.

682
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 4: Whitey does not recommend. Yeah, I don't know if it

683
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 4: was FDA. I think it's FDA approved. I don't think

684
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 4: Amazon is allowed to do that yet, but maybe they are,

685
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 4: and I'm just ignorant. But I do think that that

686
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 4: sort of leads us to the larger conversation, right, is

687
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 4: that like there's a fuck ton of things that are

688
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 4: FDA approved and are sort of like we're told is

689
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 4: technically safe for us to consume that very much is not,

690
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? That really will kill us.

691
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 1: They repeal stuff all the time, Ben Fenn, all that

692
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:50,439
Speaker 1: shit zen like all that ship, right, bro.

693
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 2: The side effects that you'll see on FDA proved drugs

694
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:57,839
Speaker 2: and commercials, like how what hew? When?

695
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 5: Why is this white woman dancing? If you could, right,

696
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,280
Speaker 5: this white woman just hit a coirl with some flowers

697
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 5: in her hair. My mother fuck can die for thinking

698
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 5: this ship and.

699
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,320
Speaker 6: This ship it should be trying to cure me, like

700
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 6: neck pain. Nigga, nigga.

701
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm taking I'm taking these pills for psoriasis. I'm

702
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 4: not trying to die.

703
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 2: I'm trying to turn this yellow big toe nail back.

704
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 2: Are you telling me I might die?

705
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm good. I'll just I'll be ugly with ugly

706
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 4: toenails from now.

707
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 5: Bro, I got I got a deep cut. It's it's

708
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 5: not fairly dealing with like male you know potency. But

709
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 5: but but it's still in the in the nut round.

710
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 5: We're still keeping ship sperm here.

711
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 2: Get in there.

712
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,919
Speaker 5: You know, we shouted out, We shout out the older

713
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 5: cousins as big you know, perhaps the greatest source of

714
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 5: misinformational black youth. My older cousin was too right, So

715
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 5: I think you got wow. Yeah, Because the Muslims are

716
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 5: a shouted the Muslim homes.

717
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 2: I love y'all.

718
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 5: Like I said, my favorite older cousins Muslim because they

719
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 5: walked that fine line between like halala and haram where

720
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,399
Speaker 5: it's just a cold mine for like conspiracy theory, right,

721
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 5: and you know, shouting the Muslim homies because they were

722
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 5: the ones that that hip doesn't told us pork was

723
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 5: and skittles, and that is an irrefutable fact.

724
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 2: It's jelatin and that motherfucker that came from like pork.

725
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 6: That's the only time was right though.

726
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 2: But we'll take you right, yeah, yeah, because because I

727
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:30,839
Speaker 2: want a break call.

728
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 5: But yeah, but I remember when we were kids. My

729
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 5: favorite older cousin was over and you know we I

730
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,439
Speaker 5: was drinking some Sunday light. I asked him he wanted

731
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 5: some nah man, that shit got pig nut in it,

732
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 5: and he just like kept moving it. Did y'all hear

733
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 5: that ship?

734
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, no, pignut.

735
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 2: I mean, the consistency for sure holds up.

736
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 1: But if you drunk, you don't find a lot of

737
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:54,479
Speaker 1: places in this world.

738
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, regardless if it's true or.

739
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 6: Not, it's good that you didn't drink anymore, Sonnyda, you

740
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 6: can't ain't.

741
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,439
Speaker 2: That wasn't it, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's

742
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 2: not juice.

743
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 4: I was like, you don't want to prove a point

744
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 4: that way, you know what I mean? Like your cousins like, yeah,

745
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 4: there's pigging that in there, and you're like, so, you know, I.

746
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 2: Just I just shut up, and and that was it

747
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 2: for me. I couldn't let the cool cousin down. Man.

748
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 4: It's it's fascinating you would bring up Sunny D because

749
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,840
Speaker 4: I was sort of going down a list and we

750
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 4: actually talked about this when Hannibal came on the show

751
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 4: a year or so ago. But I was going down

752
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 4: a list of other products that that yellow number five

753
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 4: is contained in, and it includes like Twinkies and a

754
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 4: lot of like those processed pastries. Obviously Mountain Dew, but

755
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 4: Sonny D, kool Aid jammers, several varieties of Gatorade and

756
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:51,800
Speaker 4: power Aide kool.

757
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: Aid jammers, though not the powder.

758
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 2: What's what?

759
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:59,280
Speaker 6: What was the kool Aid jammer? What we were talking

760
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 6: them up to though? It was getting sucked up?

761
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,919
Speaker 4: Come on, man, everybody was drinking.

762
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 2: Oh we needed.

763
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 4: I was a squeeze it, man, Okay, oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

764
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 4: I'm sure squeeze it was doing right by our community,

765
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 4: unlike kool Aid jammers. I'm squeeze that really cared about.

766
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: Also a lot of that Tampa CoA. Do you remember Tampa.

767
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was orange, wasn't it.

768
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, that must have had it in there. Tang probably

769
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 6: had some ship in it too, though.

770
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think.

771
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 4: Anything that was a unnatural color of a color we

772
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 4: know it probably had yellow number five in it.

773
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: I drank so much blue Raspberry ship growing up.

774
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 4: I thought that was yeah, candy corn eminem Starburst, additionally

775
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 4: Captain Crunch and other breakfast cereals. And then it finally

776
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 4: frozen treats like popsicles, like you know, freeze pops and

777
00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:02,359
Speaker 4: ship have yellow numbers. Yeah, yep, thet what about those

778
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 4: little jugs like a quarterbah? Yes, I'm gonna go so

779
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,360
Speaker 4: far as to say, yes.

780
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 2: The cooler I see.

781
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 6: And Niggas was addicted to that. Niggas, Yeah, it had

782
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 6: slimer on it.

783
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 2: That was the one that was.

784
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,359
Speaker 5: That was the one. Two boards when I remember when

785
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 5: when those blue Raspberry blowpops dropped and it was like, bro,

786
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 5: come on man, it was like Apple was gotta get

787
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 5: their corners back.

788
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 2: Right now. It's like the tower spell in the.

789
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 4: Wire, Like, yeah, I there's so many things that I

790
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 4: know I was the victim of in terms of like products,

791
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 4: like just they sold me they got when Sprite remixed,

792
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 4: I was like, I am bought the fucking and this

793
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 4: is my company. I will believe in y'all forever, you

794
00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 4: know what I mean. And and the the possibility that

795
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 4: Yellow Number five was likely in all of those things

796
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 4: would certainly explain why my sperm count or certainly my

797
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 4: sperm has morphed the way that it has.

798
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,800
Speaker 7: You know what really got me Starburst jelly beans. I

799
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 7: think that was the best candy that doing our lifetime.

800
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 7: I don't think been anything else after that, Bro, we

801
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 7: had reached the peak Nigga, and you didn't know that

802
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 7: Yellow five was crazy in that month.

803
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 2: I think there's a case for that. I think there's

804
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 2: a case for that, Like Nigga after that was good.

805
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 6: When that ship, I was like, oh, they just really

806
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 6: did this ship?

807
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 2: You feel me?

808
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 6: And it's nothing that's hit like that since Bro, no

809
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 6: new can.

810
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 4: I will say that this all sort of reminds me

811
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 4: of what I've long referred to as the hot dog theory.

812
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 4: This this sort of reminds the hot dog theory. And

813
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 4: this is truly some bullshit I made up. But whenever

814
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 4: you talk to motherfuckers that are like reasonably healthy, they

815
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 4: tell you all the things that are wrong with hot dogs. Oh,

816
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 4: they're just the leftover pieces of all the bullshit. There's hair,

817
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 4: there's bone in there, whatever the fuck they claim is

818
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 4: inside of a hot dog, And that is objectively true.

819
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 4: Hot Dogs are fucking gross. They are bad for you,

820
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 4: but they completely ignore all the other things that they

821
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 4: are eating that are equally bad for you.

822
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't talk to me if you eat drugs out

823
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:28,879
Speaker 1: of a bag, don't tell me what you got eight

824
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: dirty fingers in there. I can't eat a hot dog.

825
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,240
Speaker 4: Come on, man, there's holes in your brain hot dogs.

826
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,919
Speaker 4: But I do think, I do think at its core,

827
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 4: this is sort of what we're up against, is like,

828
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 4: this is just an issue of of everything being poisoned

829
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 4: and you gotta kind of pick your poisons, you know

830
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 4: what I mean?

831
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like, what's that, what's that? What's that statement?

832
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: There's no ethical consumption under capitalism, That's what it feels like.

833
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 1: It's like you're just gonna get They're gonna get you.

834
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: One way or another.

835
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, you said all the ship that they had.

836
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is all the things that we ate, Like,

837
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 2: I know it's in ramen too. I know it's niggas live.

838
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,439
Speaker 2: That's what I wor. I ate so much chicken ramen, Dude.

839
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 6: That was a foundation of my like you know what

840
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 6: I'm saying, diet for like five years.

841
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

842
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 4: It seems like when they fill up them little ramen packets,

843
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 4: if they're not full all the way, they just pour

844
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 4: yellow number five men. Yeah, a little extra, you know

845
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 4: what I mean, just to make it all the way full.

846
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 2: Because when you open it, you're like, I know this

847
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 2: is bad. You know it's bad. You know it's so

848
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 2: so bad.

849
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, bro, I remember in college we told the homie

850
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,720
Speaker 5: were paying five bucks if he ate up ramen season

851
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 5: and packing couldn't drink water for an hour, And he

852
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:47,320
Speaker 5: did that ship.

853
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 6: Fu five bucks a lot of money. Though I lived

854
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 6: five US for a week in college one week.

855
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm still correct, but that's like

856
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 1: forty more ramens.

857
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:03,919
Speaker 2: Fuck something like that. What a mean game? An hour?

858
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 2: An hour? Bro? Yeah?

859
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 17: With his hides, I turned ray did John had to

860
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 17: put your money together to get them five dollars.

861
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 5: Though, because niggas was broke, he's put a dollar. This

862
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 5: is like refund check season. We were balling our squid

863
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 5: games basically about refund checked, like from the college refund

864
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 5: check or the attack when we was getting fifteen hundred.

865
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 6: That college refund check was crazy.

866
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 4: Nigga, Jordan Me Jersey Me'll sitting around like emperors being

867
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 4: like you there boy, yeah, throw.

868
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 10: Shekels at him. Yeah, he's the powder of my newsles

869
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 10: bro got food stamps one time, Nigga. I was making

870
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 10: Deli sandwiches.

871
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 13: Nigga like, yeah, gray pupon, not pupon, great pupon, that

872
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 13: motherfucker and looking at me crazy like drooling like, yeah, stamps, Nigga,

873
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 13: who stands by yourself?

874
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 2: You go nuts. I don't have a whole I don't

875
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 2: have like a family. Oh man, you put it.

876
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 4: That'll make you put a slice of bread in the

877
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 4: middle of your sandwich, you know what I mean?

878
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: I was, and I would I would go to Whole

879
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: Foods because they would pretend like they didn't know how

880
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,400
Speaker 1: to run the card, you know what.

881
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 6: I mean, Be like, I don't know, I never I've

882
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 6: never seen this before.

883
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 1: Run it back from behind the counter.

884
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what I got.

885
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not a chip. No, you don't chip it.

886
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 1: No, we don't have the government doesn't have that technology.

887
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 2: I don't know.

888
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 4: You gotta type the number in the back.

889
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 2: You gotta type it in.

890
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 1: Honestly, somebody's gonna call you and they're gonna ask for

891
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 1: my address.

892
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 2: All right.

893
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 4: The final question I guess is uh. And then maybe

894
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 4: this is this can leave our listeners with a little

895
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 4: bit of hope as we move forward in all of

896
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 4: this is do you all feel like there's something we

897
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 4: can do about this? Is there is there a change

898
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 4: that we can make?

899
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 2: Can we?

900
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 4: Martin Luther King? Our sperm counts into a freedom that

901
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 4: we we once had or need to have.

902
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 6: Me not to be realistic, but that's a lot of

903
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 6: ship that is in there.

904
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: Bro, I think Babylon has got a fall. I don't think.

905
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:28,320
Speaker 2: I don't know.

906
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 1: It seems like it's I don't know what. I guess,

907
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: some type of a vegan.

908
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 4: I don't know.

909
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 1: Man, it could be in the vegetables.

910
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 6: As well, right, it was in the kool aid, bro

911
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 6: we cooked you know.

912
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 2: It might be a rap man.

913
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 6: I need to be my phone away from my dig Bro,

914
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:48,839
Speaker 6: I might not have as me as.

915
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 2: To take off for causes.

916
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 1: Bro, I'm about to cancel the words with friends.

917
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 4: It sounds like you listen, I misbehaved and you misbehaved,

918
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:01,840
Speaker 4: and it different way, But but it sounds like we

919
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 4: were both acking up.

920
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 2: Tyler.

921
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:10,320
Speaker 4: You where I know Bory is not believing in this. John, No, Tyler,

922
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 4: are you on the same train where I just don't

923
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 4: think we know what we need to do to remedy it.

924
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, like like we've seen that

925
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 4: there's for short drop in it, But where the fuck

926
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,280
Speaker 4: is it coming from? Is coming from our cell phones

927
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 4: being our pockets, It's coming from our laps? Is it

928
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 4: coming from us walking through magnetic fucking you know cell

929
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 4: phone feels every everywhere we go like.

930
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 2: We don't know how to combat it.

931
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 1: Is it coming from the oppression, the oppression of capitalism?

932
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: Is it coming from us even in a fucking a

933
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 1: vice our entire life? I think there's so many quality

934
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 1: of life things that it could probably have to do

935
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: with as well, that are like more systemic. I would

936
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 1: I would imagine.

937
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,439
Speaker 4: I don't know even the idea that they are. They're

938
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 4: just citing like depression and like like a bad mood

939
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 4: as a way of producing less sperm, tells you enough

940
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 4: that like, yo, even even if I avoid the bad

941
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 4: foods and like avoid the microwaves or whatever, the thing

942
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 4: that potentially is a threat at its core, just living

943
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 4: life is gonna make my sperm dwindled to damn near nothing.

944
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 8: Bro.

945
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 5: Nature is so cruel and efficient at the same time.

946
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 5: It's like, bro, nigga, you sad, you need to go

947
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,359
Speaker 5: die like we don't need.

948
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 2: Any more like it.

949
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:27,360
Speaker 4: Wow, we don't want you, and we don't want anybody

950
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 4: keeping you alive, so we won't. We won't let you reproduce,

951
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 4: so that there's some motherfucker that makes a ventilator for

952
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:34,799
Speaker 4: you to keep living.

953
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 2: Cold game, man, God, damn goddamn boy. Are you a comrade?

954
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 2: What you a comrade?

955
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 11: No?

956
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no no, no, okay, I

957
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 1: paid taxes. I'm a I'm a happy capital. Hey, I'm

958
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 1: I'm deep. Don't look deep in this podcast.

959
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 4: I'm much closer to that though, girl, than he is.

960
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 2: He just is.

961
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 3: Uh.

962
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 4: He'll dip his toe every once in a while because

963
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 4: they spend too much time.

964
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: I'd just like to talk with my friends.

965
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 4: But my man is uh, he's sitting on a pile

966
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 4: of gold right now.

967
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 2: Don't do that either. Don't do that either.

968
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,839
Speaker 1: I don't got I got a regular amount.

969
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 2: Of that, man said, don't the comment on the jails,

970
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 2: don't come to my ship, stay in my ground. That's

971
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 2: all you need to know about what.

972
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 4: I well fellas, this was. This was magical, John John Tyler,

973
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 4: could you tell the people where they can find you

974
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,360
Speaker 4: and what cool ship you guys have going on?

975
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, you can find us doing the Jenkins and

976
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 5: Jones podcast dropping every Monday, Wednesday and Saturday on the

977
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 5: Volume Network. It's me John and the white guy who

978
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 5: was apsent here one of the good white you're a

979
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 5: fan of, will be a fan of one of the

980
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 5: good ones. But yeah, yeah, that's it man. You can

981
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:59,240
Speaker 5: find us on Twitter, Dragonfly Jones, my mane throw Jethro

982
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 5: Jenkins preciate you having a song man it was a

983
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 5: black Yeah.

984
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 2: Thanks, great boy.

985
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 4: You want to tell the people where they can find you?

986
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: Uh ju June eighteenth, you can find me headlining the

987
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: DC Improv with Jamel Johnson is going to be a

988
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: great time. May nineteenth, Denver, Colorado, High note comedy. We're

989
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 1: bringing in Brad Sativa down from Arkansas. And other than that,

990
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 1: watch Royal Crackers on HBO.

991
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 4: Fuck yeah, And as always, you can follow me at

992
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 4: Langston Kerman in May nineteenth and twentieth, or yeah, nineteenth

993
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 4: and twentieth, I'll be in Cleveland at Hilarities and then June.

994
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 4: God damn it, it don't matter. Just follow me. I'll

995
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 4: figure it out. I should have had these dates prepped.

996
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 4: I didn't. I speak, you speaks, and boy do you

997
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 4: get self conscious when you start scrolling. You're like, wait,

998
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 4: that ain't it. That ain't it? Anyway, The point is

999
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 4: follow follow everybody here there. They're all wonderful people. And

1000
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 4: as always, you can send us your conspiracy theories, your drops,

1001
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 4: your at accusations of what's happening to our nuts to

1002
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 4: mymama pod at gmail dot com. We would love to

1003
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 4: hear from you.

1004
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 2: That's it.

1005
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 8: We did it, by bitch, Stay off the damn we

1006
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 8: dump the government growing babies.

1007
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 4: My growth chips in your nabies.

1008
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 2: All Kuala bears are.

1009
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:32,760
Speaker 1: Racist, the ostal layers, the money ours and many turkey stuff.

1010
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 1: I can't tell me