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Speaker 1: But I should tell you another exciting thing. We now

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Speaker 1: have a home version of Gift or a Curse. You

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Speaker 1: It's a card game that is essentially the game we

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Speaker 1: the addition of Gift to a Curse card game, which

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Speaker 2: Hello, welcome to I said No Gifts live. Here to

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Speaker 2: sing the theme song, Please welcome Finn Lily.

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Speaker 3: I invited you here. I thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 3: When you're a guest in my home, you gotta come

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Speaker 3: to me empty andy, I said, no, gives your presences

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Speaker 4: Sounds like I'm about to cry. I'm not. And then

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Speaker 4: there's this cool bit Welcome to? I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 4: I'm Bridge of Wine again.

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Speaker 1: Come over, is this microphone working? This microphone is working?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, what the hell? If this is moving? Loud

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Speaker 1: for Lily everybody. Unbelievable, unbelievable. You will not be invited back.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to, I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wineger.

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Speaker 5: We're in go on us.

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Speaker 1: We can all picture backyard picture helicopters non stop overhead

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Speaker 1: Whatever there were rats. Look, I'm just gonna say something.

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Speaker 1: You're all gonna be very disappointed. We almost had the

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Speaker 1: Number one gift, You're a curse. Millennial influencers talking about

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Speaker 10: Everywhere, because how many people don't have a primary care doctor.

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Speaker 8: I snuck in here like a thief in the night.

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Speaker 2: Nobody saw me, Nobody saw me sit down. Nobody saw

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Speaker 8: And that is true.

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Speaker 2: I am a new resident of the Fort Green area.

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Speaker 1: We love the Fort Green area, except for that evil

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Speaker 1: Well, Carl, I don't understand you have a problem.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how are you gonna say that's garbage? That's good

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Speaker 1: Well, if you want it so bad, why don't you

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Speaker 1: This is gonna be one out of one, okay, and

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Speaker 1: Okay, Gift, You're a curse? Someone giving you a book

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Speaker 6: You get to talk with your friend more?

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Speaker 2: An absolute curse? And I'll tell you why. I'm a

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Speaker 1: It's a gift. It's a gift. I want my friends

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Speaker 2: Another year of cursed single without my real Tree cologne.

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Speaker 2: It atters, Hodie, you know, Carl Tart, everybody, I'm going

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Speaker 1: You three have done a great job. Everybody, give them

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Speaker 1: But you can you can see this is not stage

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Speaker 12: Beach ball? Beach ball?

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Speaker 13: Hey, pressure, well, and welcome to I said no gifts

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Speaker 5: I missed, I missed.

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Speaker 14: The rats are talk what what what? What's been covered?

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Speaker 1: It's a friend of a that we'll say a friend

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Speaker 5: Mayor Eric.

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Speaker 1: He ran into some trouble and she's trying to bail

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Speaker 14: You can get a Tingle costume, you can get a

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Speaker 1: It feels like you're planning. You're going to be ready

437
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: for the thirty first. Yes, that's so exciting.

438
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 5: What are you gonna be? Have you? Have you talked

439
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 5: about this?

440
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. I never know until the very last minute.

441
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: I haven't been. I don't think i've dressed up in

442
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: a couple of years. The last time I dressed I

443
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: was a woman having a horrible vacation and uh, something

444
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: that's always floating and I don't know, I haven't done

445
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: it yet. Cynthia Nixon, Oh my god, it's gonna happen

446
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: at some point. It feels like it's in my back

447
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 1: pocket all the time in case I can't think of

448
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 1: another costume, Like.

449
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 5: What kind of what form of Cynthia Nixon will you take?

450
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: Well, it's difficult because I'm not really a Miranda, so.

451
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 5: Not at all.

452
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,400
Speaker 14: You do gilded age Cynthia. You could do Ama daya Cynthia.

453
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 14: She's an Ama Day, She's Amiday Young. Cynthia Nixon is

454
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 14: a nomou.

455
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 1: This is a This is a podcast exclusive. No One's

456
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 1: ever known that, but it is the only person who's

457
00:27:55,600 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 1: held that knowledge. Wow, who is she in Norma dayas? Okay,

458
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 1: that must be an Ami Davis fan. Who's this? Let's

459
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: see here, Let's see who's there. Oh I got Sydney Washington.

460
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 12: Oh my god, Oh Sydney, Welcome to I said, no gifts.

461
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, I am the gift.

462
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: You are always the gift. There's that, always the gift.

463
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 1: We were just talking about Halloween costumes.

464
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:36,919
Speaker 7: Oh, I do see people who don't know me.

465
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 15: I'm like infamous for really fucking up on Halloween last year.

466
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 15: I used nail glue to put on vampire fangs.

467
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 7: And I didn't know.

468
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 11: I didn't.

469
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 15: I like, I know that your nails pop off sometimes,

470
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 15: so I was like, oh, the fangs are just gonna

471
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 15: pop off at the end of the night. And that's

472
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 15: not No, that's not how it works. So hell, don't

473
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 15: do that, don't you now?

474
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 7: Glue y'all?

475
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: How long were they on there?

476
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 7: Whole twenty four hours?

477
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 1: Oh that's terrifying.

478
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 7: Yeah.

479
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 15: My dentist saw everything go down on Instagram and he's like, Hey,

480
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 15: I'm in the Hampton's but I'm about to draw to

481
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 15: the city because you've got to get these off. And

482
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 15: I said, you're right, because I'm going to SNL that

483
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 15: night and I don't want to be in fang.

484
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 7: So he worked out for me.

485
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: Was it painful to get them off?

486
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 7: The drilled the nail is? Yeah, it was a mess. Yeah,

487
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 7: I asked him.

488
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 15: I said, how long have you been a dentist? He

489
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 15: said about thirty five years? And I say, how many

490
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 15: times have you seen this? He said four? Whoa, I'm

491
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 15: not the first baby, so that is a flex.

492
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 5: But tell everyone.

493
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 14: So Sidney did some like crowd sort of like sourcing

494
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 14: on like what to do, like non procedural solutions, right

495
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 14: and what were they like?

496
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 5: Soak your mouth in actone?

497
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 15: So I suggested that actone. The said, uh, vodka, but

498
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 15: I'm sober. So I was like, if I was a drinker,

499
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 15: absolutely and then and then what else did they say?

500
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 7: Yeah?

501
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 15: They said, oh, oh, olive oil. They said if I

502
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 15: just keep using olive oil, it was wild. I was like, oh,

503
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 15: y'all hate me and y'all want me to die.

504
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: Did you try the olive oil?

505
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 11: No you don't.

506
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're saying I have a yeah, but they're dumb.

507
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 7: They're absolutely dumb.

508
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, but was this your dentist following you or just

509
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 1: a dentist was like, I've got to save this person.

510
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 7: I have my own dentists.

511
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's following you on the Instagram.

512
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 7: Sorry, so that's a big head of me. I'm like,

513
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 7: I have my own dentists.

514
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 6: How dare you?

515
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: Yeah?

516
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 15: No, But other dentists were telling me, They're like, do

517
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 15: not listen to the internet.

518
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 7: They don't know, right, yeah?

519
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 1: Right? Oh, I'm glad you made it out. So what

520
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 1: are you going to be this year? Vampire?

521
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 7: No? I want to be.

522
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 15: I don't know if y'all saw Jojah Cat's Coachella performance,

523
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 15: but her dancers were like all hair, and so I

524
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 15: wanted to have like all hair costume, like cousin it

525
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 15: but blonde, y'all.

526
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 7: I'm not on board.

527
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 15: Okay, y'all gotta see the performance is dope. I just

528
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 15: want to run up to people like, ah, you know,

529
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 15: and then I want somebody to brush my you know,

530
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 15: it's cute. I have a vision, y'all. Not on board?

531
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 1: And do you have to just buy a bunch of

532
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 1: wigs so constructed or you're finding that online?

533
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 15: I would have to order bundles of like hair and

534
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 15: it's very expensive, so I'm not gonna do it.

535
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 1: Thousands of dollars I'm gonna I'm not gonna do it. Yeah,

536
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 1: that is Oh my god. People are just showing up

537
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: non stop. Who could that possibly be? Oh, it's dope, Jeff.

538
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 1: What if we didn't ask your Halloween costume? We just

539
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: started talking about something else. Okay, no, I want to.

540
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 6: Know what I'm gonna wear. Yes, well, I already told

541
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 6: Sydney this and she was like, I hate this answer.

542
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 7: Hear it, hear it.

543
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 6: Tell them I'm not gonna be in town, so I

544
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 6: probably am not gonna do anything.

545
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: Where are you going to be?

546
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 6: I have to be honest, I probably wouldn't do it

547
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 6: if I were in town either.

548
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: I understand.

549
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 6: I'm not really someone who attends social functions. So the

550
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 6: idea of just like dressing up from a cat, I

551
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 6: don't know it has diminishing returns.

552
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's fair. I mean, I just admitted to

553
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: not wearing that many costumes a lot. It's a chore,

554
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: it's homework, it's difficult.

555
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 6: But also I have literally a closet full of wigs

556
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 6: and costumes. I don't I think I did sketch comedy

557
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 6: so long. It's like, right, I already had to buy

558
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 6: a dumb constant to play whatever character I had to

559
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 6: play for free.

560
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 15: Wow, we really sound washed up up here. Come on, Sween,

561
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 15: it's fun. Halloween is fun. One Halloween, I dressed up

562
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 15: as a as a Barbie and then I got kate

563
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 15: out and then I went to McDonald's and got and

564
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 15: got kicked out.

565
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 7: But I got a free sausage McMuffin, so.

566
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: He earned it.

567
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 7: We don't do that no more. Everybody's too busy.

568
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 6: They out, but they give you food.

569
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 15: Well, what happened was I was ordering it. I was

570
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 15: ordering my sausage and then I went into a k hole.

571
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 15: I had to catch you, and they were like, you

572
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 15: have to go. But then they gave me my sausage,

573
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 15: make my phone, and I have to.

574
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 7: Pay, So I was like.

575
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 15: All the homeless people were like, so we just need

576
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 15: to do k oh.

577
00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 7: That's funny for me.

578
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 1: I was like, the big disappointment of this trip outside

579
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 1: of rats are is, I wanted to go to Heart Island.

580
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with Heart Island?

581
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,240
Speaker 6: I've heard of it, the one on the on the Hudson.

582
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: Yes, they've opened it to the public. There are a

583
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 1: million people buried there, and there's a I mean, it

584
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 1: seems like they tried to put every haunted thing they

585
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 1: could possibly put on this island, including probably a haunted carnival,

586
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: but maybe I think that's not on the list.

587
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 5: I don't know.

588
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 1: There was a prison, there was an asylum, there was

589
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 1: a what do you get where do they put people

590
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 1: with typhoid?

591
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 5: A room?

592
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 6: A sanitarium?

593
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: Yes, they've put I don't know what's happening.

594
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,760
Speaker 6: I'll take your answer, amplify.

595
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: You haven't been able to visit it until now. Wow,

596
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,760
Speaker 1: you have to plan a month out and it's now

597
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: under the Parks and Recreation banner, and so you can

598
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,479
Speaker 1: go out to this island where all of these Jane

599
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,240
Speaker 1: and John doees have Basically it's like, I mean, it's

600
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 1: very tragic, but it's also such a spooky place.

601
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 7: Wait, so everybody everybody is.

602
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 1: Dead, everybody, most of the people on the island are

603
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: mostly dead.

604
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 7: So you that's the same island.

605
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 1: No? Wait, what I made a bad joke.

606
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 6: I'm sorry I was.

607
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 7: I was like, they did Las dead whatever.

608
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 6: Okay, but I'm confused. Is there something going on there?

609
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 6: Do they have like a carnival and they're just gone.

610
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 1: It's you just kind of go and wander around. Have

611
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: you been to Governor's Island? Yeah, you've got to go

612
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 1: to I went recently. Such a bizarre experience. They have

613
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 1: an abandoned motel six. All of these abandoned buildings, or

614
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: at least they feel abandoned. You could just wander into

615
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 1: them and be scared out of your mind.

616
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 11: Yeah.

617
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 1: And then they've got a restaurant and a spa, which

618
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 1: I hear.

619
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 5: The spa is great.

620
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 1: It's gotta be nice. Yeah, if you put it on

621
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,240
Speaker 1: a hunted island, you better make it as good as possible.

622
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 5: Governor's Island is hunted.

623
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: To according to me, I'm hearing nose and that's wrong.

624
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: Governor's Island.

625
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 6: I like that. There's a definitive answer. Someone's like, no,

626
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 6: it isn't. I've checked it out.

627
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: Now I can tell you some real haunted islands. No,

628
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: I go to Governor's Island, get on the ferry. It's uh,

629
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 1: it's probably not that fun, but it's Halloween time.

630
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 6: Why not they have events there? They have events like

631
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 6: what kind of Governor's Island? Not at the dead one.

632
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 7: I have a story for Governor's Island. But I'm not

633
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 7: gonna say it. Ya don't.

634
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 6: You don't deserve it?

635
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 7: But what is the story?

636
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: What's the story?

637
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 5: It was?

638
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 15: It was so there was a party for like a

639
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 15: like a big house music, a lot of DJs. It

640
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 15: was like deep house, and so deep house is like

641
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 15: soulful music. There'll be like a Jill Scott with like

642
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 15: a beat that's on repeat. And so I went there

643
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 15: and I was rolling around in the that's how that's

644
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 15: how good the maley was.

645
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 7: So Yeah, that Governor's Island, they got good parties. That's

646
00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 7: what I was going to say.

647
00:36:58,840 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 6: Did they give you any free fear?

648
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:00,320
Speaker 1: Dude?

649
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, why would you want food you're partying?

650
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 5: Did you Jack McMuffin as well?

651
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 11: No?

652
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 6: No, that is what I was wanting, was the story

653
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 6: where you got more free food. But I guess if

654
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 6: you do enough. Molly, yeah, we used to call it

655
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 6: X not the same is not M D m A.

656
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 6: Isn't that what it is?

657
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 5: Molly m D m A.

658
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 7: It's more cool like cool Molly, you know with my

659
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 7: girl Molly, Like oh.

660
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 6: You just mean like the name is not the same,

661
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:35,760
Speaker 6: but the drug.

662
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, Molly is uh m D M A you get

663
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: from people with jobs. If that makes any sense, that's

664
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: a good one. I like the feels like like kind

665
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 1: of almost aunt and uncle responsible types, right right.

666
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 6: But MDMA sounds so yeah.

667
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it's the reverse. Yeah, that's the reverse. Absolutely,

668
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 1: Molly is their kids, Ye, mdm A. You can take

669
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 1: that from your aunt and uncle. I think absolutely. And

670
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: again I'm speaking as an expert. Now, you three have

671
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 1: been on the podcast before. You've all given me beautiful gifts.

672
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 1: Bowhen you gave me some Japanese bath powders that were

673
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 1: so wonderful. Sydney, you gave me a little light that

674
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: gives a real mood to a room and a place

675
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:16,720
Speaker 1: Lalla byes.

676
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 7: It was called a sex light. That's what I called.

677
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 7: It's a lighting for sex.

678
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: And Jeff, you gave me what is known as a

679
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 1: cotton toe topper.

680
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 6: It's a sock for just your toes. Say you can wear.

681
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: Mules, and you know I'm a mule guy.

682
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 6: Yeah.

683
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 7: I felt like you set me up.

684
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 6: To be like my gift wasn't as good as the

685
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,280
Speaker 6: other two esteemed members of the I've.

686
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: Used all of these gifts a lot of times. Okay,

687
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: you're all looking at me like, that's not true. I

688
00:38:56,640 --> 00:39:06,839
Speaker 1: think we have a video. Oh oh oh, I use

689
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 1: every gift. I'm not a wasteful person. I'm not a

690
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: wasteful person. That's all I have to say. But what

691
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get to is the podcast is called

692
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: I said no gifts, and I feel like we have

693
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:21,240
Speaker 1: three slow learners.

694
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 5: Yeah.

695
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: I invited you all here in front of a live audience,

696
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: which is a much harder to edit around. You know,

697
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: when a mistake is made, you're gonna be embarrassed. And

698
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 1: I'm you know, I'm very generous to my guests. We

699
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: edit a lot out so they're not humiliated. So I

700
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 1: was a little surprised when you all repeated the same

701
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: error that you made on the first appearance of the podcast,

702
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: which is bring a beautiful three beautiful gifts.

703
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 11: Yeah.

704
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: Well, well, have anything to say for yourselves?

705
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 14: Should we can we ask before we open the gifts?

706
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 14: Do you have to pack all of this and go

707
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 14: back back and then bring this back to LA.

708
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: That's a great question, because I've made a hard rule

709
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: for myself that I only do a carry on wow.

710
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,919
Speaker 1: But I will find a way, Yeah, I will find

711
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:11,760
Speaker 1: I'm not a wasteful person.

712
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 6: Okay, I assumed you would be driving back to Los

713
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 6: Angeles in a large U haul trup.

714
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:27,240
Speaker 1: This honestly did not cross my mind. And that's fine,

715
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,959
Speaker 1: And that's fine. That's part of the prison I've built

716
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: for myself. So well, should we open these out here

717
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 1: on the podcast? Sure, let's get into this.

718
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 3: Here.

719
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 5: It's got a zipper top.

720
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 1: I love a zippered bay a gift. Let's see here. Okay,

721
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: we're opening up. Let's there are listeners at home. Oh,

722
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: this is.

723
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 13: A very it's it's it's a little heavy, it's it's

724
00:40:53,320 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 13: it's it's seven pounds, seven pounds of bird for songbirds,

725
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 13: for your thrushes and your warblers and your cardinals.

726
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 15: Bowen, I'm so I thought that you were giving him

727
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:12,800
Speaker 15: bird seats because you think he's a bird.

728
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, what right? Like like you literally thought I was

729
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 6: over shady. No, you eat like a bird.

730
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:26,840
Speaker 5: You fucking bird.

731
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 14: Just a comment on my eating style, Yeah, you pecker,

732
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:34,760
Speaker 14: you burry eating bitch.

733
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,879
Speaker 5: No, it's who's hot?

734
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 7: I like that?

735
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why did you bring the bird seeds?

736
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 14: Well, look, I that's been in my closet. I bought

737
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 14: a bird house, and I think that's this is a

738
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 14: room full of New Yorkers. I don't think New York

739
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 14: is a bird. Does anyone have a bird feeder in

740
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 14: their in their apartment?

741
00:41:58,280 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 11: No?

742
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 5: Right? Any someone over here?

743
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, rat there, we go.

744
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 5: There, and then and then someone else.

745
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 7: Wait, so you're saying that the pigeons don't deserve.

746
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 6: I just saw. I just saw someone's real face, and

747
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 6: the humanity on the face said to me, it's gonna

748
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 6: attract rat.

749
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,800
Speaker 7: She's strong with the rat.

750
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:34,760
Speaker 1: A rat crawling out of a bird house. Kill me, absolutely,

751
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 1: just kill me.

752
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 5: I think this is much more. This is much more laue.

753
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 1: But you know a big part of the podcast we're

754
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: doing in the backyard now is birds constantly squawking.

755
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:46,760
Speaker 5: It's beautiful.

756
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: Even more birds squawking. It's gonna become unlistenable even more.

757
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 6: So maybe you can put that on another side of.

758
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 1: The House's great, very good thinking. So how long is

759
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 1: this spending your.

760
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 14: I would say, look this, this is full disclosure. I

761
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 14: was playing a birder and a movie and I was like,

762
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 14: let me go to Prospect Park and I'm gonna go

763
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 14: to the Veil of Kashmir, which is a famous cruising spot.

764
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 14: But it's apparently it's a wonderful birding area in Brooklyn,

765
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:23,800
Speaker 14: and so I for one week.

766
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 5: I got up in the.

767
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 14: Morning, went over to the park, took my binoculars there,

768
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 14: loved it. It was just me and every seventy year

769
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 14: old woman in Brooklyn and there, and it was so

770
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 14: it was it's really lovely and and it's it's just

771
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 14: a bunch of women in Brooklyn being like, there's this

772
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 14: scarlet tanager in your body.

773
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 5: And I'm like, yeah, yeah, cool.

774
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 14: And so I got I got really enamored with it,

775
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 14: and I went too far. I bought a birdhouse with

776
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 14: a camera, and then I bought this, and then I realized, oh,

777
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 14: I think I think I think this is not the

778
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 14: right thing.

779
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 5: I think it's a rat.

780
00:43:56,719 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: Ma right, so anything birds like that, Rats don't anything,

781
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: birds like the rats don't raw fish, raw fish.

782
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 6: Rats like everything. Yeah, you think a rat's gonna turn

783
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:17,919
Speaker 6: down raw fish. I've lived here too long. I've seen

784
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 6: it all.

785
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 1: Like this podcast has become so rat centric in the

786
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: last few weeks. It's strictly rats. That's the name of

787
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: the show. What about an empty birdhouse, I's got a

788
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 1: disappointment to birds.

789
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 14: Yeah, empty bird house to me, that's oh God two

790
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 14: empty bird house feels very like for sale. Baby shoes

791
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,760
Speaker 14: never worn? I mean it like tells a full story.

792
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 14: It's a sad story.

793
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I've got to put this in my carry on?

794
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 5: Can you fit that in the carry on? Why are

795
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 5: they're groans of sadness?

796
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 1: People are growing about the birds baby shoes never wand

797
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: it's a drag. But there are other reasons baby don't.

798
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 1: Babies don't wear shoes.

799
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,959
Speaker 5: The baby probably what if the baby, what if what if.

800
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:10,760
Speaker 1: It's born without feet, what if it's a sandal wearer.

801
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 1: There are a lot of.

802
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 7: Yeah, I absolutely needed that.

803
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: There are reasons a baby doesn't wear shoes. Yeah, maybe

804
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: it's not the baby's taste. I mean like, yeah, maybe

805
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 1: the babies don't hold up, does not hold up huge

806
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 1: plot holes. I don't know how that became a classic.

807
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: But it's a shame.

808
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 5: It's a shame.

809
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 1: But now you all feel good about the story. I

810
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 1: assume we're on the story side, right as in, we

811
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: love the story, we love the story. Now we love

812
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,280
Speaker 1: this baby who refuses to wear shoes.

813
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 5: Oh, I love that story. That's great.

814
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 1: That's all we have to just get on the page

815
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: of this snob baby, that's all. Optionate you guys all

816
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: this is pretty ivy. Yes, okay, well we have this

817
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: bird seeds. Should we keep talking about bird seas or

818
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 1: anything left to say about birds?

819
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 5: I'm good? What is there to say about?

820
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 11: Well?

821
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 7: I was like, what is this movie that you're gonna be?

822
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 2: Uh?

823
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 7: You know, you can't say.

824
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 5: No, I can. I can say. I just don't think.

825
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 5: I don't think the birding is going to figure into it.

826
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: Did you bring as your own personal touch?

827
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 14: No, it was, it was, it was, it was, it

828
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 14: was in it, but it was God like I there, No,

829
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 14: it's it's it's so not worth talking about.

830
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 5: I promise anyway, I thank you. I I am, I am,

831
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 5: I was.

832
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 14: I was just a burder from for I don't know

833
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 14: for the for the story literally, but what's what's it's?

834
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 1: I can throw that in the streets, you can. Yeah,

835
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 1: there are so many birds here and rats and rats. Okay, here,

836
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: he would go, black oil, sunflower seeds, cracked corn, millet, peanuts,

837
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 1: striped flower seeds, artificial cherry flavor.

838
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 7: Oh, birds is good.

839
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 5: I like that we could all kind of we can.

840
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,320
Speaker 6: We have to make these seeds palatable to birds.

841
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 1: I know cherry I imagine if you boiled this, you

842
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: could eat it, put it in my instapot. You never know. Okay, well,

843
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 1: let's get to the next thing. Sidney, what have you got?

844
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 7: I know you would never ask.

845
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:23,799
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you.

846
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 7: Okay I did that myself.

847
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: Thank you. Oh it's the tissue and hairy. Okay, we're

848
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,399
Speaker 1: getting out. Should I take these out in any order?

849
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 5: No?

850
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 1: There are two objects here. Okay, let's see what this

851
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 1: first one eat Lorna Dunes.

852
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 5: Yes, cookies, those are great cookies.

853
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: Oh, I love a shortbread cookie.

854
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 6: You kidding, but you know what I was.

855
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 15: I'm being very specific about this cookie because it's like

856
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 15: when you get a certain age, you just want a

857
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 15: plane cookie.

858
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 7: You don't need that, you don't need to swirl the

859
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:00,040
Speaker 7: chocolate chips or anything like that.

860
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 15: Like short bread. It's it gives the mature and I

861
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 15: like that. I'm a short bread girl, Like I don't

862
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 15: need to dip it anything. I like a dry ass cookie,

863
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 15: like I love that bisc off Like that really gets

864
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 15: me damp when I get when I almost choke on

865
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 15: a cookie that's hot, that's sexy.

866
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,800
Speaker 1: Just was like a glass with not even a glass

867
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: of water.

868
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 5: No, this is hor what.

869
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 7: Do you need water for?

870
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: How much.

871
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 15: You know?

872
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 5: Is it just me?

873
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 1: How long have you been in the Laura Dune family.

874
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 15: I would say for a good good two years now,

875
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 15: two years. Yeah, before I would like want a Nutter butter,

876
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,879
Speaker 15: you know, something with like chocolate mint, like I used

877
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 15: to like Girl Scott cookies. But I think it's a scam.

878
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,399
Speaker 15: So I I'm done with it.

879
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 6: I'm done.

880
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 15: Yeah, I said it, damn scam. They haven't changed the

881
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,320
Speaker 15: uniforms yet. I need a new bas bitch.

882
00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 7: No, I'm getting. They don't get im comedy. Okay, yeah, so.

883
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,799
Speaker 1: Were you just on the cookie Island? You said there's

884
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:08,760
Speaker 1: a boring cookie? Yeah.

885
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,319
Speaker 7: I think they're doing too much.

886
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 15: I think like the Oreos, the double stuff, like stop,

887
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 15: come on, it's too much.

888
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 1: The Oreos have gotten fully out of control. Yeah, they're disaster.

889
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 7: They're doing too much playing cookie. I'm good.

890
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: I love I love Nutter butters. I was eating nine

891
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: of them at night for several years. It was nine, yes,

892
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 1: but they come in pairs. I'm just getting the full

893
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 1: big thing. It wasn't just Nutter butters. This was like,

894
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 1: you know, I would get a bag of Nutter butters

895
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: and I would go through those and I'd find a

896
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: different cookie.

897
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 8: It was.

898
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 1: It was before I was out. Let's just be there's

899
00:49:53,280 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 1: a lot of just eating cookie non stocky, but somehow

900
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: nine of them.

901
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 7: But all those nutter butters.

902
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,359
Speaker 1: No, I I love nutter butters. And there was also

903
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 1: something called a peanut butter gout show. Is no one

904
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,320
Speaker 1: is familiar with the peanut butter gout show. They absolutely

905
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 1: killed the brand, and I wrote them a letter of complaints,

906
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,879
Speaker 1: and then it became a pet cemetery situation. They brought

907
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: them back to the market as something else, and then

908
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 1: again I was the only person buying them back out

909
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: of business. They were like a more rodeo style nutter

910
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 1: butter rodeo. There's like a cowboy would have eaten these.

911
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,919
Speaker 1: They were a little heartier, they were Has anyone ever

912
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,320
Speaker 1: is that if there's one person in the audience, the

913
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: Mother's brand failed you? Oh, they absolutely failed you. They

914
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 1: were too focused on this horrible uh frosted animal cookies.

915
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 6: Those are great.

916
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:56,280
Speaker 5: With the dogs.

917
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: Those are awful.

918
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 5: I don't don't. They're not.

919
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 7: Dry cookie. That's where I'm at.

920
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 5: Great gift.

921
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:09,800
Speaker 1: Is there any other cookie in your rotation?

922
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:10,880
Speaker 6: No?

923
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 7: Not really.

924
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:13,840
Speaker 15: I like this is where and bisc off, Like I

925
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 15: literally get on the flight for the biscus.

926
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 1: You never buy one in store.

927
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 7: They try to go past me, bring bring that cart back.

928
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 7: I want the bisc off.

929
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 1: Vote. And Jeff, what treats are you eating.

930
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 5: Today?

931
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 14: I had I'm gonna spiag string cheese kick, but I

932
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 14: feel like it is not. It is maybe the most

933
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 14: environmentally devastating.

934
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 5: It's so much single.

935
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 14: Use plastic encased in plastic, and there's and and and.

936
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 5: What do you do? You can't reuse it? Could I

937
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 5: don't know for what?

938
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: And what else are you going to wrap those in?

939
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:01,760
Speaker 1: You don't want to like paper wrapped string cheese?

940
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 5: It feels it feels yeah, what are we gonna do that?

941
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 6: When you go to like a fancy cheese shop to

942
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 6: get a cheese plate, they just wrap it in paper.

943
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: A string cheese.

944
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 14: No, no, no, okay, I'm I'm gonna pitch something like

945
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 14: like when they put mozzarella in water, Like, should we

946
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 14: just put like string.

947
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 5: Cheese sticks in liquid?

948
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,799
Speaker 7: Bowing you guys, it's the only way.

949
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 6: Imagine being a kid at school who pulls that out

950
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 6: of their bags.

951
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:35,880
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that kid is getting a holes for sure.

952
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:38,760
Speaker 1: Just wet cheese.

953
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 6: Wet cheese and a peanut butter gout chair.

954
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 1: Oh no, string cheese is a great I mean it's

955
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 1: a complicated thing.

956
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 5: To eat, very very tough.

957
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,280
Speaker 1: But to have those the fridge, it's such a safe

958
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 1: thing to have.

959
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:04,320
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you know what's better than a string cheese?

960
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 11: Though?

961
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,800
Speaker 7: Those Baby Bell the one.

962
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 15: That's red jacket on top of it.

963
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 7: I love those.

964
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 6: And that's just wax.

965
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 1: You can burn that, Yeah, turn into a candle. Yeah,

966
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 1: that's very true. There's the answer. Somebody's beating you to it.

967
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 1: They are a little more flavorful, I would say, than

968
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 1: a string cheese. The string cheese it's a very bland

969
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: you're looking for, kind of a very mild cheese.

970
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 14: Where the baby Bell is baby baby Bell has has

971
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 14: depth of flavor. But there's there's there are the string

972
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:38,359
Speaker 14: cheeses that are like the double helix and tell us, yeah,

973
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,879
Speaker 14: people know, there's there's no we need to know.

974
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 5: It's the polos.

975
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 14: They've got the white and they've got the orange. There's

976
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 14: different like salt content, and then they mix it up.

977
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 14: Sometimes it's all white, sometimes it's all orange. It's real,

978
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 14: it's you know, you know it gives like a very

979
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 14: like sort of bespoke quality to it.

980
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 7: Though it stops me up. I can't really go with

981
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:01,839
Speaker 7: that brand.

982
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 5: Stops you up.

983
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,799
Speaker 7: Oh, y'all, y'all draw the line constipation.

984
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 6: Oh it's not my crowd.

985
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: Are you saying that particular cheese? Yes, it is of

986
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 1: that particular one that could be used for medical purposes

987
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: that should be prescribed.

988
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 6: This is my fault.

989
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 8: You're right.

990
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,280
Speaker 6: You mean, like, instead of emodium, you just eat exactly.

991
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 1: One of these gorgeous cheeses. I don't know. I'm an

992
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 1: ideas versus first Well, there's another gift. Oh, that's right,

993
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 1: But I want to hear what Jeffy's is a treat?

994
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 6: Oh, well, you know, I'm more of a sweet than

995
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 6: a savory, and I like these. I go to Trader

996
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 6: Joe's because they live right across the street from one,

997
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 6: and they talk about single use plastic. They are very,

998
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 6: very bad at it. They wrap cucumbers. Isn't that terrible anyway?

999
00:54:56,120 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 6: But they do sell these these tiny little ice cream

1000
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 6: cones that are dipped in chocolate. I'd be like a

1001
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 6: giant and you get to eat the hard chocolate on

1002
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 6: the top, then you get the delicious ice cream, and

1003
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 6: then there's a little piece of chocolate at the that's

1004
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:24,839
Speaker 6: my favorite. And also so few calories, only one hundred

1005
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:26,800
Speaker 6: and seventy, but who's mediculously counting?

1006
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 1: Okay, should I get back into the bag here? Yes, okay,

1007
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:41,959
Speaker 1: let's see here. Oh oh, I'm thrilled about this. It's

1008
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 1: a portable full body massage.

1009
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,319
Speaker 7: We need that, we need that, we need to work

1010
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 7: work it out.

1011
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 1: Yes, what is the name of that gadget store that

1012
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 1: closed down in the mall Sharper Image. You have given

1013
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 1: me two items that easily could be bought at the

1014
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 1: Sharper Image that light. I'm not just keep having.

1015
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:00,759
Speaker 5: You all I was.

1016
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 15: I was, I was at CVS, and I said I

1017
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 15: was just gonna get you cookies, and then that was

1018
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 15: near the cookies, so.

1019
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 7: I had to give you a dozen purchase and I

1020
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,840
Speaker 7: got two dollars off right. Yeah.

1021
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: Oh, I love to hear that. I love to hear that.

1022
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: So why did you bring this?

1023
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:24,880
Speaker 7: Well, it's me projecting.

1024
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 15: It's like, I don't know, I've gotten older and like

1025
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 15: I need to like massage my joints, I need my knees,

1026
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 15: my legs.

1027
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:34,800
Speaker 7: I'm like they're always hurting.

1028
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 15: I'm not saying that's you, but it's just it is okay,

1029
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 15: so good.

1030
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:40,320
Speaker 1: I'm not by myself all the time.

1031
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 15: Yeah, and it's mainly because I'm flying a lot and

1032
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 15: I'm not I'm not in first class, which is it's

1033
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:47,359
Speaker 15: a crime. Like I don't know why I'm not there,

1034
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 15: Like why I should be one through five? Like I

1035
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 15: don't know why. I don't know why I'm thirty two.

1036
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 15: F Like it's it's insane. My society is not doing

1037
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 15: me right. That's how I feel. But yeah, but after

1038
00:56:58,120 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 15: you know, you like have an eight hour flighter.

1039
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 7: Never you just rub it. You use that and it

1040
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 7: helps for sure.

1041
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:05,560
Speaker 1: Oh, I love this. Are you do any of you

1042
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: fear blood clots on the plane? I have a new

1043
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,280
Speaker 1: fear that is just constantly on my mind.

1044
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,920
Speaker 7: No, never never thought about the blood clots.

1045
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 1: Oh, start thinking, it's never too late.

1046
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 15: I think about the crying babies. That's what I think

1047
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 15: about it. I think about the babies crying.

1048
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 1: Well, get up and look at them, and that'll allow

1049
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 1: your legs to get the blood circulation going.

1050
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 6: Do you wear those compression Oh?

1051
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 1: Is that bad for this situation?

1052
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 11: It's good?

1053
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:38,040
Speaker 1: That feels wrong. Oh, well, but I guess that makes sense.

1054
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 6: Sorry, I didn't know you didn't believe in science.

1055
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 1: Vaccines. No, you have to get up and walk around

1056
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 1: the plane. You've got to drink plenty of fluids.

1057
00:57:52,480 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 14: We were talking about this backstage seapat machines. I heard

1058
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 14: this rumor that in Provincetown the electrical grid kind of

1059
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,959
Speaker 14: went out during Bear Week because.

1060
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 8: All of the.

1061
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 5: What and in palm spring. Now, that's wonderful. No, that's what.

1062
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 7: No, that's amazing that.

1063
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 14: That's actually that means that things are working the way

1064
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 14: they show.

1065
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, we're all medicallliterate, but cities need to be

1066
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: more aware of Bear Week.

1067
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:40,120
Speaker 7: Cities need to be more aware of bear When is

1068
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 7: Bear Week? What's the dates?

1069
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 3: I know?

1070
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:47,120
Speaker 5: Is it? It's June mid June week after fourth of July?

1071
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 6: Got it?

1072
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 8: So what.

1073
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 15: Y'all being in the front is hilarious. I love it.

1074
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:59,680
Speaker 6: Also, your your ability to catch those dates immediately is

1075
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 6: oh you book in advance. That's true?

1076
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, what a So that's a real thing that happened.

1077
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 14: That that was the rumor that the electrical that that

1078
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:14,640
Speaker 14: that the grid was a little unstable, right.

1079
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 1: If it feels true, it's true.

1080
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,840
Speaker 14: Yeah, I think it's I think it's hilarious.

1081
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 5: Wow.

1082
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,439
Speaker 1: That's why I wonder if this works. I'm gonna try

1083
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 1: to open this really quickly. I would like us all

1084
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 1: to try it.

1085
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 7: Try it.

1086
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 15: I didn't charge it up. I don't you know, I

1087
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 15: don't know, but hopefully it works. I will take it back.

1088
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 15: I have a receipt, so.

1089
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:33,960
Speaker 1: I'll have to put the batterings batteries, and we're not

1090
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:34,680
Speaker 1: watching that on.

1091
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 15: The podcast, So you know what I thought it was like,

1092
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 15: you could like a charge like charge.

1093
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 1: A rechargeable one is nice too. Yeah, I prefer a

1094
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:55,040
Speaker 1: battery I can throw into a landfill. No, I'm actually

1095
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 1: I'm genuinely thrilled about this because I refuse to take

1096
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 1: care of myself, and so I depend on the podcast.

1097
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 1: About once a year I get an item that takes

1098
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 1: care of me. By the time I'm like eighty, I'll

1099
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,880
Speaker 1: be living a normal life. So this is a step

1100
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 1: towards that. Thank you, Jeff. Should we get into your

1101
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 1: enormous Okay, I hope you're going.

1102
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 6: To hope you don't have one of these.

1103
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 7: Jeff had to get up so they could see you.

1104
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:28,240
Speaker 15: Yeah, for the bears, what is this?

1105
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 5: Oh?

1106
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 7: My god, I wonder what this could mean.

1107
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 1: It's a fragile object.

1108
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you. You know, you

1109
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 6: might need to buy a seat for that on the plane.

1110
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 7: This is hilarious.

1111
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:46,600
Speaker 5: It is beautiful already for me.

1112
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,960
Speaker 7: Okay that direct deposit hit? Huh wow? You really ever

1113
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 7: really went all out? That's so cool?

1114
01:00:58,240 --> 01:00:59,080
Speaker 5: Is it? Ceramic?

1115
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:01,080
Speaker 6: Ceramic?

1116
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:06,400
Speaker 5: Ceramic bold dog? Oh my god.

1117
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 1: This is unbelievable.

1118
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 7: It's beautiful.

1119
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:15,680
Speaker 1: This couldnt be transported, cannot be transported?

1120
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 6: Well, tell him it's a service animal?

1121
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 7: What a little vest on?

1122
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1123
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:23,600
Speaker 1: I do feel like if I went to the airport

1124
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 1: and told you say, this is my service animal, animal

1125
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 1: to be like, let us go. Where did this come from?

1126
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 1: Why is this here?

1127
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 6: Well, and you'll never believe this, but one of my

1128
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:41,520
Speaker 6: neighbors left that in the back hallway of my building.

1129
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 6: What they left that ana docent?

1130
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:46,560
Speaker 1: Oh?

1131
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 5: A real one?

1132
01:01:47,480 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it had passed No, yes, no, it was

1133
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 6: another ceramic one and I was going to take that,

1134
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:05,080
Speaker 6: but this lady said, oh, I have a docs and

1135
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:07,320
Speaker 6: can I have that one? And I was like sure,

1136
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:15,560
Speaker 6: And it's been living in my apartment firm I think

1137
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 6: maybe since before the pandemic and oh my god, I

1138
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:22,480
Speaker 6: never had a place for it. I've never found a

1139
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 6: place for it. And I thought, I want to give

1140
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 6: it to someone who will really appreciate it. And when

1141
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 6: I looked at I thought, Richard.

1142
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:37,480
Speaker 15: Very upset here, I am going out buying some y'all

1143
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,919
Speaker 15: like what's in the closet?

1144
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:43,960
Speaker 7: I see what I could get rid of. Damn, y'all

1145
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:44,760
Speaker 7: are too smart.

1146
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 6: But I did pay to have that professionally wrapped.

1147
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 1: Of course, you don't have to tell us that where

1148
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,280
Speaker 1: was this in your apartment? Was it a decoration or

1149
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 1: was it like in a closet.

1150
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:57,080
Speaker 6: It was out decorating, but it was kind of in

1151
01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:00,800
Speaker 6: this It was right by this ottoman, so like you

1152
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 6: couldn't really use the ottoman anymore. And it was also

1153
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 6: right in front of this plant. And my cat didn't

1154
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 6: really like it. My dog couldn't care less about it,

1155
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 6: never noticed. Wow, I have another dog, also seramic.

1156
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 1: What is that one?

1157
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 6: And it broke? I think the dogs that are broken

1158
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 6: and uh, interesting behavior. So I was just like, I

1159
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 6: was like, let's get rid of all the ceramic dogs.

1160
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 6: Only only flesh ones allowed.

1161
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:32,600
Speaker 1: Wait, but the other dog, just to be clear, was

1162
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:33,919
Speaker 1: that one you bought on your own.

1163
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:38,479
Speaker 6: Now, that one I found on the street in two

1164
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:42,520
Speaker 6: thousand and four because I always wanted a dog, but

1165
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:46,600
Speaker 6: I didn't have the lifestyle to support it, which now

1166
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 6: I do.

1167
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:51,800
Speaker 7: And it takes money to raise a dog.

1168
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 6: It does, it does. And anyway, so now that I

1169
01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 6: have that, you know, warm blooded one, I wanted to

1170
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:01,920
Speaker 6: pass this son to someone.

1171
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:02,880
Speaker 7: Is he heavy?

1172
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:05,960
Speaker 1: I mean it's a fully ceramic dog.

1173
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 6: I did, like, took it on the subway, so you

1174
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:12,520
Speaker 6: that has traveled.

1175
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:15,480
Speaker 1: You would easily take it on a plane exactly. This

1176
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:17,520
Speaker 1: is I guess it probably falls under the category of

1177
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:23,200
Speaker 1: personal item. Yeah, just stuff it under my seat. What

1178
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 1: was the other dog you had? Oh the Uh was

1179
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:29,800
Speaker 1: this one ever named?

1180
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:32,320
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that one was named Winston, but you know

1181
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:39,640
Speaker 6: you could rename it from the shelters rescue.

1182
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:41,560
Speaker 11: Uh.

1183
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:44,120
Speaker 6: What is Rufus? I guess he's sort of a hound,

1184
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:48,320
Speaker 6: sort of a maybe not a Bassett hound, but his

1185
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,680
Speaker 6: legs are too long. But he's some sort of a hound.

1186
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,640
Speaker 6: He's very cute. One time I saw an exact replica

1187
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:56,160
Speaker 6: of Rufus at the Paris flea market.

1188
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:57,960
Speaker 1: Oh, but I was like, I'm.

1189
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 6: Not taking this thing on the plane.

1190
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:09,760
Speaker 7: Why do you name him Rufus?

1191
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:12,480
Speaker 6: Well, I always wanted a dog named Rufus.

1192
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,080
Speaker 1: What are your dogs? Your warm blooded dog's name?

1193
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:16,800
Speaker 6: Her name is von de Carlo.

1194
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,400
Speaker 1: Oh, I love that. That's gorgeous. And what is the

1195
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 1: cat's name?

1196
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:22,480
Speaker 6: Beverly?

1197
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:28,960
Speaker 1: Okay, people need to be more respectful of their pets names.

1198
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 1: I think some people get a little too silly. And

1199
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:33,200
Speaker 1: if anyone here has gone too silly, you can always

1200
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 1: rename the animal. Cats really don't take on a name,

1201
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:40,960
Speaker 1: so change it this week. But I think the dignity

1202
01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:43,640
Speaker 1: of the animal, nice, solid.

1203
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:50,200
Speaker 15: Name, dignity They lick their ass? What dignity? Oh, this

1204
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:51,520
Speaker 15: is an animal crowd all right?

1205
01:05:52,440 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 14: Never mind, No one's dignified in that relationship. Someone's expressing glands,

1206
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:07,960
Speaker 14: you know what I mean? Okay, Bottom, it's like the dog.

1207
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 14: The dog is embarrassed, and then the owner is also like,

1208
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,200
Speaker 14: I gotta milk this.

1209
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:16,520
Speaker 1: It's humiliating. And but the cat didn't like this animal?

1210
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:17,720
Speaker 1: Did it freak out?

1211
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,280
Speaker 6: It wasn't about the fact that it looked like an

1212
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:24,080
Speaker 6: animal was just in her way. I kind of used

1213
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:27,840
Speaker 6: it to block her from getting into the plant.

1214
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:32,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, was the plant poisonous to the cat.

1215
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:35,440
Speaker 6: No, I just didn't want her to piss in the plant.

1216
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:39,200
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, how how much do you think this costs?

1217
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:41,720
Speaker 1: I think there might be a sticker on the bottom.

1218
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:42,439
Speaker 7: Stop it.

1219
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:48,200
Speaker 1: Let's let's look. This is not an easy was it.

1220
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:50,920
Speaker 6: Now that was the tape I used.

1221
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:55,120
Speaker 1: To Well, what do we think this feels expensive?

1222
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:55,360
Speaker 8: To me?

1223
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:55,880
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1224
01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:57,800
Speaker 7: It does, really, I.

1225
01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:00,640
Speaker 6: Mean it's I mean it was free ninety nine.

1226
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:04,600
Speaker 1: I thought this is probably like a seventy five dollars item.

1227
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 1: Seventy five.

1228
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:08,320
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I want to take it back and

1229
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:09,440
Speaker 6: sell it.

1230
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:14,120
Speaker 5: There's craftsmanship involved. Yeah, no, I would, I would.

1231
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:17,280
Speaker 1: I would put it at like forty five. Forty five. Okay,

1232
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:22,439
Speaker 1: you hate it? No, So what do you think this costs?

1233
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,600
Speaker 7: I mean, yeah, seventy five feels right.

1234
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:29,160
Speaker 1: Okay, I've got some support. And Jeff, you just think

1235
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:29,960
Speaker 1: it's garbage.

1236
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:32,560
Speaker 6: No, I don't think it's garbage. I think my apartment

1237
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:36,959
Speaker 6: is not built for it. I think it's a Los

1238
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:37,920
Speaker 6: Angeles dog.

1239
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:41,120
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I think so too. Yeah, well, I can't wait

1240
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:43,640
Speaker 1: to find out how I get this across the country.

1241
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:46,600
Speaker 6: Well, now it is hollow under it's but it's.

1242
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:50,160
Speaker 1: Kind of a pinata almost. Oh, use, this is buried.

1243
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:52,800
Speaker 6: So you could also hide things you want to hide

1244
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:55,440
Speaker 6: in there. Oh right, there's no drugs.

1245
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:56,560
Speaker 5: The birth scene in there.

1246
01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:59,880
Speaker 6: You can put the birth in there. That's so true.

1247
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:00,960
Speaker 5: It's very smart.

1248
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:05,200
Speaker 1: That was good. Birds rats just eating out of this.

1249
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:10,360
Speaker 1: That feels bad. That feels very bad. We're gonna put

1250
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:10,840
Speaker 1: this right.

1251
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:13,840
Speaker 7: Is there lit at the bottom of it?

1252
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:14,840
Speaker 5: Lit?

1253
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:18,639
Speaker 6: I guess it's like little things that you put.

1254
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:20,040
Speaker 1: So it doesn't scratch the floor.

1255
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:24,439
Speaker 15: Yeah, I thought you were bringing lit from your home.

1256
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:25,560
Speaker 5: Again.

1257
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:27,600
Speaker 6: Well, I'm not gonna lie to you. There might be

1258
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:28,639
Speaker 6: some cat there on there.

1259
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:36,439
Speaker 1: Well, it's incredible. These gifts are unmovable. But I'll find

1260
01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:39,800
Speaker 1: a use for them. We'll see what happens. We'll see

1261
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:42,200
Speaker 1: ultimately what happens if I fed the birds of New

1262
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:44,080
Speaker 1: York the seed. There's a chance the seed gets to la.

1263
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:48,720
Speaker 1: Just to think of how birds work and then this

1264
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:50,400
Speaker 1: we'll just we'll figure it out.

1265
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,360
Speaker 7: And you're gonna eat those cookies right now.

1266
01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:56,799
Speaker 1: Of course we should eat eat.

1267
01:08:56,640 --> 01:09:04,479
Speaker 7: That cookie right now, right now. Actually, yeah, I want

1268
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,759
Speaker 7: to cook you. Thank you, thank you.

1269
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:09,880
Speaker 1: Okay, how many are in a pack? Open those?

1270
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:12,840
Speaker 5: Okay, thank you? Nine nine of them?

1271
01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:13,400
Speaker 11: No, I have.

1272
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:20,519
Speaker 1: There you go, let's have one.

1273
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:30,120
Speaker 5: Great? Is this compelling? Are we? O? M?

1274
01:09:30,439 --> 01:09:34,519
Speaker 1: My mouth is so dry and sids a web?

1275
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:38,599
Speaker 5: And you're you said a good damp for this?

1276
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:41,280
Speaker 6: Yeah? Don't good?

1277
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:44,479
Speaker 7: Oh good?

1278
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:48,760
Speaker 1: Why don't you three have drinks? This is a failure,

1279
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:50,439
Speaker 1: not on my part, but.

1280
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,479
Speaker 7: I know you have a drink yang up here? Dry?

1281
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 7: That's crazy.

1282
01:09:54,560 --> 01:10:00,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, some hosts, we all bring gifts. You don't even

1283
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:06,200
Speaker 6: have beverage, not even a cheese. Play at least some

1284
01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:07,320
Speaker 6: wet string cheese.

1285
01:10:10,439 --> 01:10:14,760
Speaker 1: Wow, these really are Yeah, let's pass these out.

1286
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:21,000
Speaker 15: I've got four here, Thank you, thank you.

1287
01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:23,839
Speaker 6: I feel like I'm missing out on a whole section

1288
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:31,040
Speaker 6: of audience. Oh my god, they're so serious. Jeez.

1289
01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:34,880
Speaker 1: Okay, it's time to play a game. We're going to

1290
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:37,880
Speaker 1: play Gift to a curse. Okay, this is how we

1291
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:40,719
Speaker 1: play this game. I'm gonna name three things.

1292
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:43,280
Speaker 5: Are we looking back here?

1293
01:10:43,479 --> 01:10:46,040
Speaker 1: You don't have to. There will be a visual if

1294
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:47,680
Speaker 1: you want to peak, If you want to peak, take

1295
01:10:47,680 --> 01:10:50,080
Speaker 1: a peek. I mean, name three things. Are gonna tell

1296
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:51,720
Speaker 1: me if they're a gift or a curse and why?

1297
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:53,599
Speaker 1: And so I'll name one thing and you're all gonna

1298
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:55,960
Speaker 1: tell me that. I'll so points will be kept. And

1299
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:57,800
Speaker 1: of course this is an extremely important game, so you

1300
01:10:57,800 --> 01:11:01,000
Speaker 1: don't want to lose, and there are right answers, there

1301
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:04,280
Speaker 1: are correct answers. You can fail. So number one this

1302
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:06,439
Speaker 1: is from a listener named Lydia. Gift or a curse

1303
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:11,000
Speaker 1: music on overhead speakers during airplane boarding.

1304
01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:17,479
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, I'm gonna say a gift because it

1305
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:23,960
Speaker 6: just adds a little background noise and maybe it calms

1306
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:27,200
Speaker 6: all of the you know, there's a lot of a

1307
01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:31,799
Speaker 6: lot of people having meltdowns. There's a lot of people

1308
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:35,400
Speaker 6: who are not good at the flying these days, so

1309
01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:37,479
Speaker 6: maybe it calms them, right because it's kind of like

1310
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:41,080
Speaker 6: ethereal sort of massage music, right.

1311
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:45,479
Speaker 14: Hopefully, Okay, I guess it depends on what is being played.

1312
01:11:45,479 --> 01:11:47,360
Speaker 14: But if it is like massage, like if it is

1313
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:50,720
Speaker 14: like spa or like drum solo.

1314
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:54,320
Speaker 15: Right, it's never good. The music is never good. I

1315
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:56,439
Speaker 15: always want the ox coord I'm like, let me let

1316
01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:59,840
Speaker 15: me give you all some. It's never Beyonce or anything

1317
01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:02,720
Speaker 15: like that. No ed sharing, It's just you should be

1318
01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:04,200
Speaker 15: airplaying music.

1319
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:06,400
Speaker 7: I would mind, I wouldn't mind.

1320
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:09,519
Speaker 1: I support you. Okay, Well, what do you two think

1321
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:10,240
Speaker 1: if your curse.

1322
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:14,240
Speaker 5: I I would want the music to be like.

1323
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:18,800
Speaker 14: What they would play out of borders, or I think

1324
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,840
Speaker 14: I would want to be like a pure mood CD,

1325
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:25,040
Speaker 14: so like NYA like that's oh, I like that.

1326
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:26,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's there's there should be there should be an

1327
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:29,800
Speaker 5: Alinda just selling just.

1328
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:33,599
Speaker 6: An I guess it would be you know, Irish whatever?

1329
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:37,240
Speaker 6: What what's that Irish one called lingo.

1330
01:12:46,439 --> 01:12:48,640
Speaker 7: Your funny?

1331
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:51,920
Speaker 6: That's because most of the time we hang out, you

1332
01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:54,320
Speaker 6: were you were freaking, you had your phone had broken,

1333
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:59,960
Speaker 6: so you were having you I'm glad to prove myself

1334
01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:00,519
Speaker 6: for good.

1335
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:05,439
Speaker 1: I need answer from you too. Gift gift, gift, Sydney, curse.

1336
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:06,880
Speaker 7: I want to hear it.

1337
01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:08,120
Speaker 1: You don't want to hear I want.

1338
01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:10,920
Speaker 15: I want to hear the couple has two rows out

1339
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:11,640
Speaker 15: breaking up.

1340
01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:14,639
Speaker 7: That's what I want to hear before we even go out.

1341
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:19,080
Speaker 7: And that's why I'm sleeping with your brother.

1342
01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:20,120
Speaker 6: That's what I want to.

1343
01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:23,960
Speaker 5: Blue.

1344
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:32,880
Speaker 1: All right, Sydney, you get the point. It's a curse,

1345
01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:37,320
Speaker 1: absolutely a curse. You're not telling me how to enjoy

1346
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:40,680
Speaker 1: this flight. No, thank you. It's my experience. Let that

1347
01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:44,040
Speaker 1: be my own thing. Don't distract me. I'm stressed out.

1348
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:47,599
Speaker 1: I don't need delta choosing what I'm listening to. And

1349
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:50,360
Speaker 1: I mean this new bonus of hearing somebody break up?

1350
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:55,000
Speaker 1: What a treat that's always gonna happen. Okay, So Sydney

1351
01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:58,720
Speaker 1: leads with one, the other two are losing big. This

1352
01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:01,000
Speaker 1: is from a listener named emilyfter a curse. When you

1353
01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:03,559
Speaker 1: make plans with the couple, then one of them can

1354
01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:06,200
Speaker 1: no longer make it, but the other person still keeps

1355
01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:08,439
Speaker 1: the plans and comes by themselves.

1356
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:10,799
Speaker 6: Gift.

1357
01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:15,360
Speaker 15: Why if it's the person we didn't want anyway, we're like, yes,

1358
01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:19,799
Speaker 15: we did not need your man here anyway.

1359
01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:22,000
Speaker 7: Thank you.

1360
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:26,120
Speaker 15: No, y'all really like both of the couple, like both people,

1361
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:29,639
Speaker 15: and that's never the case. It's always one person keeping

1362
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:32,280
Speaker 15: them getting the end by anyway.

1363
01:14:32,479 --> 01:14:35,240
Speaker 1: Right, it's so rare that you like both of all them, Yeah,

1364
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:36,120
Speaker 1: that you're interested in.

1365
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:40,400
Speaker 6: What if it's the one you don't like and then

1366
01:14:40,439 --> 01:14:42,840
Speaker 6: you have to have that, then that's a curse. Right.

1367
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:46,840
Speaker 15: The person who's not that like, they know they're not

1368
01:14:46,920 --> 01:14:47,439
Speaker 15: showing up.

1369
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:50,280
Speaker 7: That's weird, that's weird. If the vibes are off and

1370
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:52,599
Speaker 7: you lie, I know they don't like it. I'm coming like, no, way,

1371
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:54,400
Speaker 7: no way.

1372
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:57,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. Not knowing people don't like you is

1373
01:14:57,120 --> 01:15:03,840
Speaker 1: kind of the characteristic of somebody nobody likes. Ah god, yeah,

1374
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:05,040
Speaker 1: so it is dangerous.

1375
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:10,240
Speaker 14: I'm gonna say curse because if one person, if one

1376
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:14,040
Speaker 14: domino falls, then you're like you you kind of want

1377
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:16,720
Speaker 14: for the whole thing to to derive.

1378
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:18,320
Speaker 1: Okay.

1379
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:20,600
Speaker 7: Oh so if one person cancels, you're like, oh, we

1380
01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:21,559
Speaker 7: all don't have to go to dinner.

1381
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:24,439
Speaker 6: Okay, coo, yeah, I agree, I'm a I'm a real

1382
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:30,519
Speaker 6: Oh you're cancing. Oh no, I'm bombed. Yeah, I'm saying

1383
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:36,240
Speaker 6: the full gift. Oh wait, curse if they come, course,

1384
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:36,720
Speaker 6: if they come.

1385
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:39,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, the thing is that they actually do demand that

1386
01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:44,160
Speaker 1: let's keep the plans. I want to see you. Yeah, yeah, curse.

1387
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:47,240
Speaker 1: It's a gift. It's a gift.

1388
01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:50,240
Speaker 5: Why we get.

1389
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:52,639
Speaker 1: To know somebody, We get to give them one more chair,

1390
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:57,360
Speaker 1: We've got to give them one personal dinner, and maybe

1391
01:15:57,400 --> 01:16:00,320
Speaker 1: they turn it around, maybe we find out right. Redemption

1392
01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:04,559
Speaker 1: a redemption, it's a redemption tour, one final chance, and

1393
01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,960
Speaker 1: then after if it doesn't work, you never invite the

1394
01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:10,320
Speaker 1: couple again. Sure, it's just the one person. You wait

1395
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:12,160
Speaker 1: for the other person to be out of town.

1396
01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:14,400
Speaker 15: It's a gift, so I say, a gift, so I

1397
01:16:14,439 --> 01:16:15,720
Speaker 15: get the point, right, you got a point?

1398
01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:18,799
Speaker 7: Okay, all I care about this core baby.

1399
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:26,400
Speaker 1: All right, this final one, well, there's no way I

1400
01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:26,800
Speaker 1: can win.

1401
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I'm just leaving.

1402
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:37,800
Speaker 1: But you can feel kind of okay about yourself. Yeah, no, no, okay.

1403
01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:39,800
Speaker 1: This is from a listener named Christian Gift or a

1404
01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:44,639
Speaker 1: curse saying let's go on a cooking competition or any time.

1405
01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:53,400
Speaker 6: I'm torn because my nephew says it. Yeah, but also

1406
01:16:53,439 --> 01:16:54,160
Speaker 6: he's twenty two.

1407
01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:03,920
Speaker 7: Just this journey it makes me.

1408
01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:11,000
Speaker 6: I feel very good that you think I'm funny. Uh, curse, curse. Okay,

1409
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:15,760
Speaker 6: I don't even care. I know I'm wrong. On the

1410
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:18,200
Speaker 6: podcast who every time I answered you, I just saw

1411
01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:23,680
Speaker 6: a look in your eyes of like, no.

1412
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:23,320
Speaker 1: No one can read me. Don't act like you can

1413
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:23,720
Speaker 1: read me.

1414
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:25,880
Speaker 6: No I can read you. Once I gave the.

1415
01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:29,280
Speaker 1: Answer, Oh no, not even then, Sydney, what do you think?

1416
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:31,280
Speaker 7: Can you ask the question?

1417
01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:35,400
Speaker 1: I blacked out as well?

1418
01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:36,479
Speaker 5: What's going on?

1419
01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:40,400
Speaker 1: Where am I? Uh saying let's go on a cooking

1420
01:17:40,439 --> 01:17:42,040
Speaker 1: competition or any time?

1421
01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:49,800
Speaker 7: Curse? No, you don't want to do that okay.

1422
01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:50,960
Speaker 1: It's a nice clean answer.

1423
01:17:51,040 --> 01:18:00,160
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm thinking, like, what are the alternatives? Let's go

1424
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:04,040
Speaker 14: is pretty like innocuous, Like it's not like it's a

1425
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:05,400
Speaker 14: perfectly okay.

1426
01:18:05,160 --> 01:18:07,040
Speaker 5: Thing to say if you're excited or if you want

1427
01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:08,200
Speaker 5: to like you know.

1428
01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:09,600
Speaker 6: But the volume.

1429
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:14,160
Speaker 5: Volume is gonna be like, that's gonna be constant.

1430
01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:17,160
Speaker 14: If you're excited, you're you're gonna you're gonna phoney, you're

1431
01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:21,080
Speaker 14: gonna you're gonna produce loud sound, you know what I mean.

1432
01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:26,960
Speaker 14: And I would rather you distill it to two words, yeah,

1433
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:32,240
Speaker 14: or you know, let's your contraction whatever, and let us go.

1434
01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:32,920
Speaker 5: Let us go.

1435
01:18:34,040 --> 01:18:36,680
Speaker 1: Oh that's way better, that's beautiful.

1436
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:38,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's good.

1437
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:41,000
Speaker 1: Let's just want to be you're escaping.

1438
01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:43,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, let go.

1439
01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:47,920
Speaker 14: And if you're on a cooking competition, that's all you

1440
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:48,439
Speaker 14: want to do.

1441
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:50,040
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1442
01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:51,880
Speaker 5: I feel like it's not a terrible.

1443
01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:54,280
Speaker 14: Thing to scream. There are there are more toxic things

1444
01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:55,559
Speaker 14: to scream, and.

1445
01:18:55,520 --> 01:19:02,160
Speaker 15: So well, the person who's like let's go usually is annoying,

1446
01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:05,479
Speaker 15: like they're gonna make it bad. It's never the cool

1447
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:07,920
Speaker 15: person like let's go, and someondy's like, oh my god,

1448
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:08,840
Speaker 15: so let's go.

1449
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:10,759
Speaker 7: I'm gonna plan everything.

1450
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:13,200
Speaker 15: We're gonna have an itinerary, and we gotta wear different

1451
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:14,919
Speaker 15: shirts like no, I don't.

1452
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,880
Speaker 6: And there's always been like hand motions.

1453
01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:18,559
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's always too much.

1454
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:22,559
Speaker 5: Move your nephew, do that is your nephew?

1455
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:24,879
Speaker 6: No comment because we're in public.

1456
01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:33,040
Speaker 1: But it's a curse. Bowen, I'm so sorry.

1457
01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:35,040
Speaker 7: Wow, I'm flawless.

1458
01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:35,280
Speaker 4: Yo.

1459
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:36,320
Speaker 7: That's very goot.

1460
01:19:41,600 --> 01:19:47,240
Speaker 1: Jeff, you've got one point, thank god. And Bowen, you're

1461
01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:51,519
Speaker 1: in a very elite group of losers. Yes, Carl Tart

1462
01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:53,960
Speaker 1: was a big loser and he turned it around.

1463
01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:57,280
Speaker 14: But Carl, I trust Car and I are like on

1464
01:19:57,320 --> 01:19:58,519
Speaker 14: the same way like we are.

1465
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:03,000
Speaker 13: Yeah, we worked last night.

1466
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:09,280
Speaker 1: We're tired, any excuses. I slept less than usual last night,

1467
01:20:09,360 --> 01:20:11,680
Speaker 1: so that like a legit marketphone.

1468
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:16,040
Speaker 11: You're so quiet.

1469
01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:18,040
Speaker 8: I didn't want to interrupt. This is not my show.

1470
01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:24,960
Speaker 1: I'm not Carl brought that from home, all.

1471
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:31,240
Speaker 8: The way from l A. Yeah, La is really dead.

1472
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:37,400
Speaker 2: Get up there, no, Ridger said, nor all.

1473
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:43,479
Speaker 1: Right, okay, uh this is the final segment of the podcast,

1474
01:20:43,479 --> 01:20:45,880
Speaker 1: and we've got it to a quick We've got to

1475
01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:48,559
Speaker 1: answer a listener question. People right into I said, no

1476
01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:52,400
Speaker 1: gifts at gmail dot com. You're such desperate people. You

1477
01:20:52,479 --> 01:20:54,920
Speaker 1: all have so many problems, and so you're begging me

1478
01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:59,800
Speaker 1: and my guests said to answer these pall oh oh, oh,

1479
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:02,360
Speaker 1: oh my god, where did that come from? Who has

1480
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:03,040
Speaker 1: the beach ball?

1481
01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:03,760
Speaker 8: I see it?

1482
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:06,400
Speaker 1: Where over here?

1483
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:07,560
Speaker 11: Wow?

1484
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:12,800
Speaker 1: Who's got the beach ball? I'm coming for you. I'm

1485
01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:16,559
Speaker 1: coming for you. Oh my god, come up here look

1486
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:24,519
Speaker 1: at this. We'll look at this winner. Wow, what's your name?

1487
01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:28,040
Speaker 1: A Melia has won? Not only a beach ball? This

1488
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:34,720
Speaker 1: is Amelia, everybody. I have to bend over this way. Ah,

1489
01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:36,160
Speaker 1: and now you can open up this and see what

1490
01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:39,120
Speaker 1: you got. This is a very valuable item. Oh now

1491
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:43,080
Speaker 1: you're seeing it already. Don't say, oh my god to

1492
01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:46,360
Speaker 1: this beautiful gift is an eggies. This is an item

1493
01:21:46,439 --> 01:21:50,679
Speaker 1: that David Desmulchen gave me. Truly an amount of items

1494
01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:52,760
Speaker 1: that is ruining my life. And so every one of

1495
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:54,760
Speaker 1: these I have to give away. This is okay. So

1496
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:57,200
Speaker 1: this is something that you'll we all have. You know,

1497
01:21:57,240 --> 01:21:59,160
Speaker 1: there's no other way to cook an egg, So why

1498
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:05,280
Speaker 1: not put egg yolks into a microwave and then do

1499
01:22:05,479 --> 01:22:08,960
Speaker 1: make the deviled eggs for yourself. You must be so proud.

1500
01:22:09,080 --> 01:22:11,040
Speaker 6: I want six sevealed eggs at a time, of.

1501
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:15,840
Speaker 1: Course, other than nine Lorna Dunes. It's the perfect meal,

1502
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:19,559
Speaker 1: a square meal. Well, congratulations, that's so exciting bread.

1503
01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:22,759
Speaker 5: It's a really good guys.

1504
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:26,120
Speaker 1: We're not answering it. That counts as a listener question. Yeah,

1505
01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:28,360
Speaker 1: I'm not getting into an email at this point. What

1506
01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:29,400
Speaker 1: are we talking about?

1507
01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:32,600
Speaker 6: But Amelia, don't forget your ball.

1508
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:37,439
Speaker 1: Oh oh god, you're almost lost it. But I'm giving

1509
01:22:37,439 --> 01:22:40,880
Speaker 1: you this. I'm gonna kick this down here. Gorgeous everybody,

1510
01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:47,280
Speaker 1: look at these four gorgeous people and look at these gifts.

1511
01:22:47,439 --> 01:22:50,600
Speaker 1: I mean, what a night. And fend Lily wherever she is.

1512
01:22:52,160 --> 01:22:53,559
Speaker 1: I feel like this is the end of the show,

1513
01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:55,880
Speaker 1: and I feel like you've all felt it coming. I

1514
01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:58,320
Speaker 1: think it's pretty clear that the podcast is wrapping up.

1515
01:22:58,479 --> 01:23:01,519
Speaker 1: The listener knows. The listener is panicking about the rest

1516
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:03,640
Speaker 1: of their day. It's nighttime here, so you, like you

1517
01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:06,080
Speaker 1: basically get to go to sleep without the panic listener.

1518
01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:08,360
Speaker 1: The podcast is over now. I'm just going to talk

1519
01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:11,479
Speaker 1: to the audience turn off. If they allow the rest

1520
01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:13,920
Speaker 1: of this audio onto the podcast, I'm going to fire

1521
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:19,280
Speaker 1: on Alise, Oh my god, on Alise, I know you're there.

1522
01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:21,880
Speaker 1: What was that?

1523
01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:27,240
Speaker 6: Did just hear something that was on Aalise? Oh she's

1524
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:28,160
Speaker 6: talking to us.

1525
01:23:28,560 --> 01:23:29,000
Speaker 2: That was.

1526
01:23:33,479 --> 01:23:34,600
Speaker 6: From Los Angeles.

1527
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:38,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was such a scary little voice.

1528
01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:42,000
Speaker 14: Yeah, it's giving Heart Island.

1529
01:23:42,479 --> 01:23:47,280
Speaker 1: Oh, the Heart Island's coming to make giving you go.

1530
01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:51,240
Speaker 1: I love all of you, Thank you so much for being.

1531
01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:53,599
Speaker 8: Here, Move on with your nights.

1532
01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:03,559
Speaker 1: I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our

1533
01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:06,639
Speaker 1: senior producer is on A Lisa Nelson, and our episodes

1534
01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:10,479
Speaker 1: are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The theme song is

1535
01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:13,600
Speaker 1: by miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it

1536
01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:17,320
Speaker 1: without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show

1537
01:24:17,360 --> 01:24:19,840
Speaker 1: on Instagram. At I said no Gifts, that's where you're

1538
01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:22,519
Speaker 1: going to see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting.

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Speaker 1: And don't you want to see the gifts?

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Speaker 11: Lie? Why did you hear? Fun?

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Speaker 3: A man myself perfectly clear?

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Speaker 7: When you're a guest to me, you gotta come to

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01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:40,040
Speaker 7: me empty.

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Speaker 3: And I said, no, guests, you're our presences, presents, and

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Speaker 3: I'm already too much stuff.

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Speaker 6: So how do you dad to surbey me