WEBVTT - The Truth is Really Out There: The Long Island UFO Network

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<v Speaker 1>Ridiculous Crime is a production of I Heart Radio. Elizabeth Hey, Sarin,

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<v Speaker 1>you know it's ridiculous. Yeah, it's ridiculous when you're walking

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<v Speaker 1>around and like a mall or a casino and you

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<v Speaker 1>get kind of disoriented in terms of like getting a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit lost and you lose track of time. That's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>But what's more ridiculous is that that's on purpose. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean. There was this architect, Victor Gruen, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's this thing called the Gruin transfer where he designed

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<v Speaker 1>things purposefully to be have a confusing layout in order

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<v Speaker 1>to get you to spend more time in a mall

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<v Speaker 1>lose track of time. Is this like how when I

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<v Speaker 1>kea you have to walk in and go through every

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<v Speaker 1>aisle before you can get out. Is that the ground effect?

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<v Speaker 1>I trans No. I think it's because that's sort of intentional.

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<v Speaker 1>You feel like you're in a maze and there is

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<v Speaker 1>a map. I mean there are maps and malls, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's sort of like the elevators or the escalators are

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit kimbos sometimes in malls and you have

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<v Speaker 1>to really wander around to get up and down and interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>And again no clocks. The casino things definitely, no clocks,

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<v Speaker 1>no windows. So in conclusion, in summary, getting lost in

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<v Speaker 1>them all ridiculous. I'm gonna take your word for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that was a good one. I want counts now,

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<v Speaker 1>I got one for you. How about the story? Uh

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<v Speaker 1>one that's set in the nineteen nineties. It's a very

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<v Speaker 1>X Files inspired tale of a network of UFO skywatchers

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<v Speaker 1>in Long Island, New York. That's not the ridiculous part.

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<v Speaker 1>This group is led by a conservative political hopeful. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not the ridiculous part. He was a retired court bailiff.

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<v Speaker 1>Still not the ridiculous part. His colleagues included a self

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<v Speaker 1>professed time traveler. Is that the ridiculous We're getting there.

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<v Speaker 1>He had a friend from college who was a scientist

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<v Speaker 1>whose day job was working for a government defense contractor

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<v Speaker 1>not so ridiculous. But eventually, the leader of this group,

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<v Speaker 1>the retired bailiff, he comes up with a plan to

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<v Speaker 1>assassin nate his Republican political rivals, the local political leadership,

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<v Speaker 1>and his plan is to use radioactive material. Oh we want,

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<v Speaker 1>But it's even better than that. He's going to sneak

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<v Speaker 1>into their homes and lace their toothpaste and spike their

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<v Speaker 1>Italian dinners with radioactive nuclear only the Italian dinners. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a whole story about that. We'll get into it. This

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<v Speaker 1>is Ridiculous Crime, a podcast about absurd and outrageous capers,

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<v Speaker 1>heists and cons. It's always murder free and one ridiculous. Elizabeth,

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<v Speaker 1>you ready for this one? I am. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>know about UFOs? That it stands for unidentified flying objects?

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<v Speaker 1>Very good, and that they come at night and take

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<v Speaker 1>us away? Okay, very good. Have you ever seen one? No? No, okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the first recorded UFO sighting in America was in sixty nine. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it happened in the Massachusetts Bay Colony. The founder, the

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<v Speaker 1>co founder of the colony, Governor Georgor J. Winthrop or

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<v Speaker 1>Winthorpe rather, he documented this event in his diary, and

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<v Speaker 1>in his March first diary he's talked of a group

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<v Speaker 1>of men who are on the Muddy River. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know the Muddy River, but apparently it's is it? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I thought maybe you'd know about it anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm this thing called the Muddy River. And they

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<v Speaker 1>look up and they see what they described like to

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<v Speaker 1>be a flaming pig. Yeah, I mean, it's it's not

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<v Speaker 1>exactly their words. How they put it was And this

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<v Speaker 1>is what Winthrop wrote in his diary, and I quote

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<v Speaker 1>when it stood still, it flamed up, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>about three yards square. When it ran, it was contracted

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<v Speaker 1>into the figure of a swine. It ran as swift

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<v Speaker 1>as narrow towards Charleston, and so up and down about

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<v Speaker 1>two or three hours. So in this when they're running,

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<v Speaker 1>running in the sky means like flying. They don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a word for flying, because you know, I mean, they

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<v Speaker 1>do for birds what I'm saying, but they for this object,

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<v Speaker 1>they're not going to describe it. It was running across

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<v Speaker 1>the sky. Okay, I'm glad you will, George, you know

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<v Speaker 1>he appreciates it. Um. So this great green light disappears

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<v Speaker 1>and these this group of men in their little dingy

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<v Speaker 1>boat on the muddy river, they find themselves a mile

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<v Speaker 1>up river and they're like, whoa, oh, so they lost

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<v Speaker 1>track of lost track of time, and they moved against

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<v Speaker 1>the current a full mile. So they're like, that's just

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<v Speaker 1>not right. Yeah. Now, that was the earliest UFO sighting,

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<v Speaker 1>and since then there have been a series of I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to say ridiculous, and I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>judge them, but all sorts of sightings that border on

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<v Speaker 1>the ludicrous border on the ridiculous, and some of them

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<v Speaker 1>are very scientific. So they run a arrange. Has anyone

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<v Speaker 1>else seen the hot pig? No one else mentioned the

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<v Speaker 1>hot pig in their diaries from the time that I

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<v Speaker 1>know of. Now they may have, and that just hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>come to me yet. Okay, yeah, let me know if

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<v Speaker 1>you see anything. I will keep you abreast of any

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<v Speaker 1>flying hot pigs, flaming pigs, sorry, hot pigs, hot pig,

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<v Speaker 1>hot pig coming through. So this great green light, the

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<v Speaker 1>this UFO in the sky, this becomes kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say an American phenomenon because it's

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<v Speaker 1>not exclusively American. It's there everywhere everybody sees the people

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<v Speaker 1>on every continent have seen UFOs, right, But in the

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<v Speaker 1>American milieu of UFO sightings, it was something that just

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<v Speaker 1>would bubble up from time to time and people would

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<v Speaker 1>talk about it. But around the nineteen nineties it starts

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<v Speaker 1>to become a thing. Right, So the number of reported

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<v Speaker 1>UFO sightings were about three nineteen for the year. Now

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<v Speaker 1>in the number of UFO sightings. It's spiked a bunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you guess how many numbers? How many was nineteen?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, five hundred thousand, note like a year.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's say, I'm you're wilder with math than I. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I just I like to ballpark it. You

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<v Speaker 1>just gotta get close enough for government work. I say

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<v Speaker 1>six thousand. You are definitely close enough for government work.

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<v Speaker 1>It was seven seven. I did it. Look at you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really impressed, thank you. So why do you think

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<v Speaker 1>that it was Why do you think the sudden spike

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<v Speaker 1>in the nineties the aliens trying to show up because

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<v Speaker 1>they needed to get involved in the culture. What was

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<v Speaker 1>going on in the nineties that in the nineties, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>grunge music boy bands. They wanted to go see Nirvana

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<v Speaker 1>alive well sort of the tail end of hair metal. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they could catch Deaf Leopard while the one our drummers

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<v Speaker 1>still banging gangster rap, gangster. They wanted to see what

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<v Speaker 1>easy you had to say about I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>you tell me. Okay, we'll going with my man akam.

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<v Speaker 1>The simplest explanation for why that spike occurred was a

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<v Speaker 1>TV show, Oh I know, September a TV show debut

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<v Speaker 1>called The X Files. Good TV show. You like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you watch it? Yeah? I totally watched, Like did

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<v Speaker 1>you watch it? I didn't. I didn't watch it initially,

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<v Speaker 1>but I came to really like it later on when

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<v Speaker 1>I when I was around people like you who would

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<v Speaker 1>watch it, who told me you got to check this show,

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<v Speaker 1>so you initials. Yes, my brother anytime anything about My

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<v Speaker 1>brother never watched it, and he liked to make fun

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<v Speaker 1>of me for watching it. And so if I had

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<v Speaker 1>said anything was like weird or curious, he'd be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me more molder, but he'd like, get a little speech,

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<v Speaker 1>and I might have done a couple of jokes similar

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<v Speaker 1>to your brother. I feel like that would be on brand. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that is very true. I just remember what got me

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<v Speaker 1>was the Smoking Man. When I saw an episode and

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<v Speaker 1>that dude was in it, I was into the whole,

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<v Speaker 1>Like what the fans I have learned this called the

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<v Speaker 1>myth arc, like the Big Black Goo and all that storyline.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was there for. The Monster of the Week.

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<v Speaker 1>Show really didn't do a lot for me, but that

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<v Speaker 1>big arc I liked, and that smoking Man dude, he

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<v Speaker 1>does looked like a I don't like a truck stop

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<v Speaker 1>motel ashtray like probably smells, you know. I'm just like

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<v Speaker 1>that dude has been throwing. Meanwhile, he's like doing super

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<v Speaker 1>spy guys stuff with the aliens. Like, I just thought

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<v Speaker 1>that was hilarious. So now remember the shows catchphrase the

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<v Speaker 1>molder Molder had the UFO poster. I want to believe, right,

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<v Speaker 1>is that it? I thought it was the truth is

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<v Speaker 1>out there? So yeah, I think the tagline though for

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<v Speaker 1>the show, You're right, the truth is out there? Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that phrase the truth is out there became the catchphrase

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<v Speaker 1>the unifying principle for the hero or anti hero of

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<v Speaker 1>our story. How many people do you think have the

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<v Speaker 1>Truth is out there tattoos? Oh? I don't know seven

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<v Speaker 1>thou exactly exactly? I want to know. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>see people's best X files tattoos. That'd be cool. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The other thing that I like, aside from fandom tattoos,

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<v Speaker 1>when I say like I used that loosely, um, I

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy looking at an art because it's so bad. It's

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<v Speaker 1>sort of changed though, but it used to be, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, ten years ago, you could go on

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<v Speaker 1>Etsy and search fan art and see like some of

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<v Speaker 1>the worst art you'll ever seen in your entire life

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<v Speaker 1>of someone trying to like sell a picture of Matthew

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<v Speaker 1>McConaughey that looks like a kid with one arm tied

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<v Speaker 1>behind their back made an attempt. It's like five dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so good anyway, I got I'm sorry, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>now daydreaming about X files fan art. Really bad versions.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, that's what we're here for, daydreaming. So the

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<v Speaker 1>anti hero that I had mentioned earlier, his name was

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<v Speaker 1>John Ford, just like the American filmmaker Yeah right, and

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<v Speaker 1>john Ford was also into the big American myths, so

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<v Speaker 1>only the big American myths. He was into where that

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<v Speaker 1>the U. S. Government was lying to us. They weren't

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<v Speaker 1>let my exactly. So in john Ford gets involved in

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<v Speaker 1>UFO investigations. There is this UFO that ashes on the

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<v Speaker 1>East coast. According to the September A bunch of people

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<v Speaker 1>the report that they have this sighting of an orange

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<v Speaker 1>light streaking across the night sky, right another flaming pig. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>Ford is convinced that it was a military helicopter that

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<v Speaker 1>had shot down a UFO and the UFO was crashing

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<v Speaker 1>after like a sky battle. That was what he saw.

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<v Speaker 1>Other people saw an orange light just tracing its path

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<v Speaker 1>to the Earth. And the official explanation was at the

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<v Speaker 1>military choppers that were in the area that Ford saw,

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<v Speaker 1>we're shooting out aerial flares, and those aerial flares you

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<v Speaker 1>used to light up the water so that they could

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<v Speaker 1>see these fishermen who have been washed from their boat,

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<v Speaker 1>and that that's what they were there to extensively seconds

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<v Speaker 1>exactly not John Ford's story. No flying pigs, flying pigs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's looking there for the flaming hot pig. So he

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<v Speaker 1>found something called the Long Island UFO network, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>this is a loose caball of fellow amateur ufologists like him.

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<v Speaker 1>He found it. Yeah, founded, Oh found it. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was like, all of a sudden, tripped over. What

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<v Speaker 1>is this? Oh look, it's the Long IK's like a

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<v Speaker 1>tiny building somewhere, a very small movie now. But so

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<v Speaker 1>he basically creates this group and their whole goal is

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<v Speaker 1>to prove that the U. S. Military just shot down

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<v Speaker 1>a UFO and is in fact involved an interstellar warfare. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>god speed, you gotta have goals, right, just start up high.

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<v Speaker 1>So the group, though they can't find any evidence because

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<v Speaker 1>the alien was ship was apparently shot down over the sea,

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<v Speaker 1>and they don't have submarines and they can't really gather anything.

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<v Speaker 1>So they're talking to locals. They get a bunch of information,

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<v Speaker 1>but nothing happens. But four years later Ford in his

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<v Speaker 1>Long Island UFO network, they jump back into action in

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<v Speaker 1>the investigation world because this time a UFO crashes, but

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't crash into water. He crashes on land. Now

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<v Speaker 1>they have something to investigate, crashes in a forest. So

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to picture it. Yes, I said four

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<v Speaker 1>years is actually three years, but it could be four

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<v Speaker 1>years if you count all the months. The X Files

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<v Speaker 1>will debut the very next year, so excited. About seven

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<v Speaker 1>pm on November, a man alone in his car is

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<v Speaker 1>driving on something called Sunrise Highway. It doesn't matter, but

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<v Speaker 1>basically it's paralleling the Montak Highway. And between these two

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<v Speaker 1>highways is this stretch of woods, right, so just imagine

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<v Speaker 1>East coast woods too high. So basically is driving down

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<v Speaker 1>the road down some next to some woods. There you go.

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<v Speaker 1>He's looking south and the man sees an alien spacecraft

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<v Speaker 1>in the sky, or so he thinks. The man later

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<v Speaker 1>described it and I quote tubular in shape with two

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<v Speaker 1>large bright blue lights on each end, with a bright

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<v Speaker 1>white light in its center. Who structure was composed of

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<v Speaker 1>a dull, metallic gray texture. You know what that sounds like,

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<v Speaker 1>hot pig sounds exactly too bright white. Okay, So the

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<v Speaker 1>alien spaceship it's you know, running across the sky, as

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<v Speaker 1>Winthrope would have said, and it then makes a hard

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<v Speaker 1>right turn like I'm talking a full on night return,

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<v Speaker 1>which no earth bound aircraft could do. We don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a flying craft. Distinctions that you always hear is that

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<v Speaker 1>the the lights will suddenly and the sky will suddenly

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<v Speaker 1>make a sharp turn, the one that we couldn't do

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<v Speaker 1>it to speed we're most likely caused the person the

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<v Speaker 1>pilot to lose consciousness, right this pilot, if it was

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<v Speaker 1>a actual alien spaceship, they have something go wrong. And

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<v Speaker 1>if this hard nighty degree turn, because the ship suddenly

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<v Speaker 1>starts to fall from the sky and it's gravity tugs

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<v Speaker 1>into the earth, the UFO traces his bright arc and

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<v Speaker 1>that's what the guy driving watches, and then all sudden

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<v Speaker 1>it crashes into the wood right near that driver. So

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<v Speaker 1>the driver he notices a brilliant white beam light up

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<v Speaker 1>the sky and he said that day turned tonight. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how bright it was. Night turned today. What did I say,

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<v Speaker 1>day turned tonight turned yes, night turned to day the opposite.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so bright, so exactly around the earth, and

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<v Speaker 1>it blocked out the Okay, yeah, so night turned today momentarily,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the woods caught fire. Yeah. So the man's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh jeez. He turns his car around, he starts driving

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<v Speaker 1>back towards the UFO crash, and everything's on fire. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go to the source of the crowd exactly. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a curious type. I respect his game. And he gets there,

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<v Speaker 1>and by the time he gets there, there are already

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<v Speaker 1>military helicopters that have landed on the highway already. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't that's that's what all the news stories say. They

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<v Speaker 1>had already been landed. Men dressed in black, wearing military

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<v Speaker 1>style clothing but with no insignia or rank. They jump

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<v Speaker 1>out of these choppers and they start trading, basically trying

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<v Speaker 1>to control the area. They won't let anybody drive into

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<v Speaker 1>the woods where the crashes. They blocked those lanes and

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<v Speaker 1>they start directing traffic. Then local police and park police

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<v Speaker 1>come and they also start to help the man. He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I get around them. That he's

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<v Speaker 1>a local, he knows the past. But he keeps driving

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<v Speaker 1>and eventually finds a place to pull over near the woods,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he sees the tremendous fire burning in the

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<v Speaker 1>thicket of woods and he's like, yeah, I'm with Elizabeth,

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<v Speaker 1>not for me to do. When he drives away. See good. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>For the next four days, the park, which was typically

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<v Speaker 1>open to the public for whatever they wanted to do,

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<v Speaker 1>was closed. And the official reason that the government gives

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<v Speaker 1>is that the park is closed for duck hunting. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I looked it up. Duck hunting in New York following

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<v Speaker 1>federal guidelines because this was in New York, was not

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<v Speaker 1>allowed after sundown. Of course, the park would normally be

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<v Speaker 1>closed after sundown, so they only have to get rid

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<v Speaker 1>of the daytime hours. So this park, though, wasn't typically

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<v Speaker 1>enforced by men in black and military choppers. So there

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<v Speaker 1>are some issues that you know, I didn't know that

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<v Speaker 1>the military had anything to do with hunting seasons. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't either. This is all new to me. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>a hunter as an aside as you know, I like

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<v Speaker 1>to do I think that we should get black military

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<v Speaker 1>clothing and then a chopper. No, we don't need a chopper,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think that if we put on I want

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<v Speaker 1>to see what would happen if we dressed up like

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<v Speaker 1>military people and and went and tried to get people

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<v Speaker 1>to do something in public. Not nothing bad, like just

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<v Speaker 1>go into like a supermarket and tell everyone they have

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<v Speaker 1>to leave. I think I need to get a haircut.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you're dreadlocks with the men in black. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think they were like, wow, they're really uh

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<v Speaker 1>drafting all sorts these days ususually dreads and me just bedraggled,

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<v Speaker 1>just like this disheveled woman is telling me, okay, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>hire people. I just think it'd be interesting. How much

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<v Speaker 1>are people willing to do? Yeah, if you're in like

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<v Speaker 1>sort of military, I think we could get a lot

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<v Speaker 1>going on. Like I'm going to have to think on this.

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<v Speaker 1>You get on Amazon, get us some black clothure. So

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<v Speaker 1>the real reason of why all this is going on,

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<v Speaker 1>and the men in black and the choppers, none of

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<v Speaker 1>this is missed by our man john Ford. He knows

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<v Speaker 1>the answer. Yes, yes, just like that dude, what's Georgio

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<v Speaker 1>a Sukalos. I'd look this up. The dude like he's

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<v Speaker 1>from ancient Aliens. I just know him as ancient alien

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<v Speaker 1>guys with a crazy hair. His name is Georgio Sukulos. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, Mrs Sukulos would have been all about john

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<v Speaker 1>Ford's the conclusion because it's simple Aliens alien. It was Aliens.

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<v Speaker 1>So now John Ford and his Long Island UFO network,

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<v Speaker 1>they finally have a solid thing to investigate that got

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<v Speaker 1>this fire. They got all the evidence, so they just

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<v Speaker 1>have to wait for, like you know, the police to

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<v Speaker 1>allow them in. This takes many days, but eventually they

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<v Speaker 1>are able to go in and start investigating. But before

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<v Speaker 1>they do, john Ford starts his official report of the

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<v Speaker 1>events that transpired that evening and I quote, we knew

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<v Speaker 1>that something crashed into the park that night, and we

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<v Speaker 1>have bit by bit been able to finally put the

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<v Speaker 1>picture together. I Winness accounts of confirmed that a fire

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<v Speaker 1>was reported immediately after. Thanks John, there was a fire,

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<v Speaker 1>so local firefighters that came out to stop the fire.

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<v Speaker 1>We're from brook Haven National Laboratory Fire Department. If you

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<v Speaker 1>know brook Haven, it's a nuclear lap So that meant

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<v Speaker 1>to John full cover up right, but if we're saying

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<v Speaker 1>that some sort of aircraft that crashes, perhaps the best

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<v Speaker 1>people to address that kind of situation are not the

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<v Speaker 1>local volunteer fireman. But totally well, they happened, Brookhaven happened

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<v Speaker 1>to be really close. Both like um logical that they

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<v Speaker 1>would be the ones to respond, But then also your

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<v Speaker 1>point is well made that you would want these professionals

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<v Speaker 1>who deal with more emergency situations in the local costic

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<v Speaker 1>materials or that kind of exactly, or little alienmen scrambling

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<v Speaker 1>around running up trees exactly kind of watch them catch

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<v Speaker 1>him as hurting cats. I swear, can you catch everyone?

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<v Speaker 1>John Ford is convinced the Brookhaven though involvement that's hanky.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, no, no, no, son, there's no reason they

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<v Speaker 1>need to come over here and do that. So he

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<v Speaker 1>makes a note in his official report, which is like

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<v Speaker 1>in a spiral bound notebook. Exactly after five maybe six days,

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<v Speaker 1>the park is finally reopened. Right, so Ford and his

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<v Speaker 1>crew is UFO crew go rushing in and they have

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<v Speaker 1>to get all that they can. So here and I

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<v Speaker 1>returned to his official report. We found an area that

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<v Speaker 1>was burned out and some trees were bent over a

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<v Speaker 1>section looked like it had been plowed over by machinery.

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<v Speaker 1>We were getting a higher than normal radiation reading in

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<v Speaker 1>the area, higher than regular background radiation, and the fence

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<v Speaker 1>line in that area had no magnetic reading. Something had

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<v Speaker 1>stripped away the magnetic charge of the fence. Oh yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 1>wild stuff. I don't know what any of that means exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>He had, like, you know, a Geiger counter out there.

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<v Speaker 1>The crew did, and they were, you know, checking the

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<v Speaker 1>rank and readings on the radiation and they said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is higher than average. I don't know what they

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<v Speaker 1>said about this, you know, like maybe they were really

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<v Speaker 1>good and they were like, oh, we've got you know,

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<v Speaker 1>data for the last few weeks months. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if they just like went out there like a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of days before. It's like, what was the last reading

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<v Speaker 1>we had in our notebook? John checked the spiral notebook.

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<v Speaker 1>They're looking in the manual from their radio check Geiger counter. Yeah, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea. They don't mention this in the

0:19:56.000 --> 0:20:00.320
<v Speaker 1>official report, but before then, does have something very strange

0:20:00.320 --> 0:20:03.800
<v Speaker 1>occur and that helps him in his investigation. A firefighter

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<v Speaker 1>steps forward and says, I've got a tape for you.

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<v Speaker 1>This is totally like out of the X file. He'd

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<v Speaker 1>recorded footage of the crash site. Yes, secretly. And so

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<v Speaker 1>now Ford has this tape from the UFO crash site.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's on it? What do you think is on it? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>little dude scrambling around running up? You nailed it? So

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<v Speaker 1>and I quote Ford says, I can't say where I

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<v Speaker 1>got it from. These people who supplied the tape are

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<v Speaker 1>afraid that the government will go after them. One of

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<v Speaker 1>the major problems in researching UFOs is that people are

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<v Speaker 1>afraid of sounding like lunatics when describing strange, unexplained events.

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<v Speaker 1>You get involved with things that the government doesn't want

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<v Speaker 1>people to know, and they can make life pretty tough

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<v Speaker 1>for you. And he's not wrong about that, and he

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<v Speaker 1>goes on, we are still actively investigating this event. We

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<v Speaker 1>believe that an extraterrestrial craft with aliens crashed that night

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<v Speaker 1>in the park, and we are out to prove it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is possibly one of the greatest events in the

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<v Speaker 1>history of man is John Ford told the local press.

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<v Speaker 1>So what the heat? What is on the tape? I

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<v Speaker 1>know right, We'll be back after the short break and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you all about the Long Island UFO network

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<v Speaker 1>and the tape that they discovered and what is on

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<v Speaker 1>it with the little men running up and down the tree.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait. So where were we, Elizabeth? You were

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<v Speaker 1>going to tell me what was on this video tape? Yes, well,

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<v Speaker 1>the UFO crew, they this gang of UFO geeks what

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<v Speaker 1>will eventually turn into assassins with radioactive material. First they

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<v Speaker 1>have to have the hard proof that they can build

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<v Speaker 1>the foundation of belief on. And this tape is their

0:21:58.359 --> 0:22:06.280
<v Speaker 1>hard proof. This is such a wild jumpy like radioactive assassins. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'll need to tell you a little bit about

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<v Speaker 1>John Ford and then I'll get you right to the tape.

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<v Speaker 1>My man, john Ford, he was a court bailiff, as

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<v Speaker 1>I told you, right, He went to college. He's an

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<v Speaker 1>educated man. He went to St. John's University in Queens,

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<v Speaker 1>New York. He graduated. He then went on to earn

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<v Speaker 1>a master's degree, and then that's when he took a

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<v Speaker 1>job at the Brooklyn Criminal Court as a bailiff. So

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<v Speaker 1>he's a bailiff with the master's degree, Masters in Public Administration.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's also a very kind hearted guy. Everyone who

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<v Speaker 1>knew john Ford described him. They'd say that John ford Um.

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<v Speaker 1>He would adopt dogs from the pound. He delivered emergency

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<v Speaker 1>supplies where people were affected by a local hurricane. He

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<v Speaker 1>was also the type of person who would cry when

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<v Speaker 1>he struck a cat with his car. Well, I would hope. So, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to be like a jerk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>But not every human being he's like you, or they're

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<v Speaker 1>going to cry when they had a cat. And this

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<v Speaker 1>guy is a court bailiff. He's a man who carries

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<v Speaker 1>a gun for his living. I just wanted to let

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<v Speaker 1>you know he's a soft version of a man who

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<v Speaker 1>carries a gun for a living in the sense that

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<v Speaker 1>he cares about the loss of life. It is not

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<v Speaker 1>something he expects and rationalizes a way. It's just like

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<v Speaker 1>a cruel world. It's not running down Kitti kats on

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<v Speaker 1>the highway. No, he's not, definitely not doing that. So

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<v Speaker 1>basically my point is, dude as a big heart, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's college educated, right, okay, But he also he never

0:23:18.760 --> 0:23:21.879
<v Speaker 1>got married. He was engaged twice, but he never got married.

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<v Speaker 1>Neither engagement lasted yet, so he remained his mother's constant companion.

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<v Speaker 1>He lived with his mom until she passed away in

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<v Speaker 1>the nineties. Now, Catherine Ford, his mother, she was the

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<v Speaker 1>one who got him into politics. She was big into

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<v Speaker 1>local politics. She ran for local offices over and over again.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, she pushed her son to do it. She

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<v Speaker 1>got him to found the local Conservative Party Club, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what he called it, Conservative Party Club. And he threw

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<v Speaker 1>his club's support behind his mother's candidacies. And she never

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<v Speaker 1>won in a single election. Yet over time john Ford

0:23:52.600 --> 0:23:54.399
<v Speaker 1>and his mother they both kind of get angry and

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<v Speaker 1>bitter at the locals. They don't think the Republicans really

0:23:56.440 --> 0:23:59.040
<v Speaker 1>appreciate what they want to bring to local politics. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>So this bighearted john Ford, he starts, you know, turning

0:24:03.280 --> 0:24:06.320
<v Speaker 1>his energies inward, and he starts a weapons collection. He

0:24:06.520 --> 0:24:10.200
<v Speaker 1>gets bulletproof fest and Ammo knives of all kinds. Right,

0:24:10.280 --> 0:24:12.800
<v Speaker 1>he starts reading Soldier of Fortune magazine. He's just like

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<v Speaker 1>feeding these fantasies of getting violent revenge. So this bailiff

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<v Speaker 1>bind you. As I mentioned before, he's supposed to carry

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<v Speaker 1>a gun, right, so he's not that good with a gun.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not known he's able to pass his his gun exam,

0:24:26.200 --> 0:24:28.879
<v Speaker 1>so he can like still legally that you know, carry

0:24:28.880 --> 0:24:32.120
<v Speaker 1>the gun. But nobody'd be like, hey, crack shot, why

0:24:32.119 --> 0:24:36.720
<v Speaker 1>don't you come over here? And exactly, So he's mostly

0:24:36.960 --> 0:24:40.480
<v Speaker 1>other than his weapons collection, he's known for collecting trains.

0:24:40.520 --> 0:24:44.679
<v Speaker 1>He had apparently a great model train collection. So basically

0:24:44.680 --> 0:24:47.160
<v Speaker 1>the dudes like a big kid. He's reading Fortune magazine,

0:24:47.200 --> 0:24:50.320
<v Speaker 1>he's collecting knives, and he's got a train collection that

0:24:50.600 --> 0:24:53.960
<v Speaker 1>he and his mom wanted to be involved in local politics,

0:24:54.000 --> 0:24:57.560
<v Speaker 1>which is sort of like the lifeblood of American democracy

0:24:57.680 --> 0:25:01.120
<v Speaker 1>right ground floor. And if they feel they can't get in,

0:25:01.160 --> 0:25:04.239
<v Speaker 1>like this backlash against the system they want to be

0:25:04.280 --> 0:25:07.000
<v Speaker 1>in so badly this the government, Like I mean, I

0:25:07.040 --> 0:25:09.199
<v Speaker 1>can see it doesn't make it right, but it's like

0:25:10.080 --> 0:25:13.760
<v Speaker 1>you can see the psychology behind it. You know, they've

0:25:13.760 --> 0:25:16.840
<v Speaker 1>been they feel kind of denied and and that will

0:25:16.880 --> 0:25:19.280
<v Speaker 1>play out over and over again. But it also tells

0:25:19.320 --> 0:25:25.879
<v Speaker 1>me they're underlying issue gentle and generous. So I like

0:25:25.920 --> 0:25:29.119
<v Speaker 1>that about So this big kid with his knife collection

0:25:29.160 --> 0:25:31.879
<v Speaker 1>and his model trains and his inability to to you know,

0:25:32.320 --> 0:25:35.280
<v Speaker 1>hit a target with a gun captain red flag because

0:25:35.320 --> 0:25:39.080
<v Speaker 1>he's focusing At this point, his mother passes away, right

0:25:39.119 --> 0:25:40.560
<v Speaker 1>and he's left on his own. He lives in the

0:25:40.560 --> 0:25:42.920
<v Speaker 1>house by himself. He starts focusing on his Long Island

0:25:43.000 --> 0:25:45.199
<v Speaker 1>UFHE network, which he is the president of, so it

0:25:45.240 --> 0:25:49.200
<v Speaker 1>gives him some level of power. Injures his back at works,

0:25:49.200 --> 0:25:50.760
<v Speaker 1>so he has to quit, he has to retire as

0:25:50.760 --> 0:25:53.600
<v Speaker 1>a bailiff, and he just basically starts to focus on

0:25:53.720 --> 0:25:59.200
<v Speaker 1>being a you know, a ufologists essentially right, but also

0:25:59.240 --> 0:26:01.240
<v Speaker 1>the leader of men, like the leader of this group.

0:26:03.000 --> 0:26:07.280
<v Speaker 1>So when the crash occurs, john Ford becomes convinced that

0:26:07.440 --> 0:26:09.040
<v Speaker 1>in that crash that I told you about in the

0:26:09.080 --> 0:26:12.800
<v Speaker 1>woods with this spaceship, that seventeen aliens died in this crash.

0:26:13.040 --> 0:26:15.400
<v Speaker 1>Where the number seventeen comes from, I couldn't quite tell you,

0:26:15.800 --> 0:26:18.960
<v Speaker 1>but he just because one plus seven equals eight, and

0:26:19.119 --> 0:26:22.520
<v Speaker 1>if you ate the food that they were putting in

0:26:22.600 --> 0:26:26.080
<v Speaker 1>your brain from the government, you would know that one

0:26:26.119 --> 0:26:29.639
<v Speaker 1>more than eight is nine, and nine plus eight is

0:26:29.680 --> 0:26:32.320
<v Speaker 1>a number of lives that a cat has. And he

0:26:32.400 --> 0:26:34.680
<v Speaker 1>will not he will not laugh when he runs over

0:26:34.680 --> 0:26:38.040
<v Speaker 1>a cat. There's the bow on the top, thank you,

0:26:38.600 --> 0:26:40.439
<v Speaker 1>all tied up in red. I'm gonna put that in

0:26:40.480 --> 0:26:44.800
<v Speaker 1>my official report. So he speaking official reports. He starts compiling,

0:26:44.800 --> 0:26:47.000
<v Speaker 1>as I told you, his official report of the accident,

0:26:47.359 --> 0:26:50.840
<v Speaker 1>and he gets that tape. Right now, he's convinced that

0:26:50.920 --> 0:26:53.880
<v Speaker 1>this tape will give evidence that the brook Haven National

0:26:53.960 --> 0:26:57.320
<v Speaker 1>Laboratory is hiding these seventeen aliens that were part of

0:26:57.359 --> 0:26:59.480
<v Speaker 1>the crash. Do you think he has like a big

0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:04.280
<v Speaker 1>tan filing cabinet in his home and that all the

0:27:04.359 --> 0:27:07.480
<v Speaker 1>official reports for all the various incidences are in there

0:27:07.520 --> 0:27:10.120
<v Speaker 1>as well as like phone bills and he just doesn't

0:27:10.160 --> 0:27:12.159
<v Speaker 1>want to throw away because he doesn't want the garbageman

0:27:12.200 --> 0:27:14.600
<v Speaker 1>to have his personal Yes, I do think there were

0:27:14.640 --> 0:27:18.399
<v Speaker 1>certain hoardings in my head and organization of bureaus and

0:27:18.440 --> 0:27:22.320
<v Speaker 1>file cabinets and so Ford with his video tape that

0:27:22.359 --> 0:27:24.480
<v Speaker 1>he got from the firefighter who secretly recorded it on

0:27:24.520 --> 0:27:26.960
<v Speaker 1>the scene. He takes this because now that he's an

0:27:27.000 --> 0:27:29.440
<v Speaker 1>unemployed bailiff and his mother's gone, he takes the video

0:27:29.520 --> 0:27:32.359
<v Speaker 1>on the road. He starts going to UFO conventions and

0:27:32.440 --> 0:27:35.040
<v Speaker 1>conferences and he will show anyone and everyone who will

0:27:35.080 --> 0:27:36.800
<v Speaker 1>watch it, and he's like, I'm from the Long Island

0:27:36.880 --> 0:27:40.000
<v Speaker 1>UFO network. We've got this fresh tape that is changing

0:27:40.040 --> 0:27:43.359
<v Speaker 1>the landscape of ufology right now today, people are like, really, wow,

0:27:43.560 --> 0:27:48.199
<v Speaker 1>there's one problem though, the tape sucked the quality. The

0:27:48.320 --> 0:27:50.960
<v Speaker 1>quality was terrible. You could barely make out what was

0:27:50.960 --> 0:27:53.040
<v Speaker 1>happening because it was at night with a video camera.

0:27:53.400 --> 0:27:57.560
<v Speaker 1>And apparently the video allegedly showed men in black covering

0:27:57.600 --> 0:27:59.960
<v Speaker 1>up the suspected UFO crash site and they were putting

0:28:00.040 --> 0:28:03.840
<v Speaker 1>like silvery, silvery milon covers over what looked like a

0:28:03.960 --> 0:28:07.639
<v Speaker 1>human like figure. That's what he had. No like, this

0:28:07.840 --> 0:28:10.080
<v Speaker 1>is an alien. He's just like, oh, I can see

0:28:10.080 --> 0:28:11.680
<v Speaker 1>a leg and I think an arm, and oh, there

0:28:11.680 --> 0:28:17.280
<v Speaker 1>goes the sheet those shocked blankets exactly, Okay, So there

0:28:17.359 --> 0:28:20.679
<v Speaker 1>that that was his big reveal. Uniformed men placed silvery

0:28:20.720 --> 0:28:23.320
<v Speaker 1>milar coverings on what looked like maybe a small child

0:28:23.400 --> 0:28:27.359
<v Speaker 1>in the woods. I wish I were there for for

0:28:27.400 --> 0:28:30.600
<v Speaker 1>when they recorded that, because I'm sure it was amazing.

0:28:30.840 --> 0:28:33.240
<v Speaker 1>I wish I was there as someone whose conventions or

0:28:33.359 --> 0:28:36.800
<v Speaker 1>conferences and they be in the front row. What that's it? Well, no,

0:28:36.880 --> 0:28:39.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, it's gonna be totally divided. You're going to

0:28:39.160 --> 0:28:44.440
<v Speaker 1>have people like Ford who are totally believing this and

0:28:44.960 --> 0:28:47.040
<v Speaker 1>no one in their bones to be true. But then

0:28:47.880 --> 0:28:51.160
<v Speaker 1>how terrifying is that is that if you know something

0:28:51.200 --> 0:28:53.160
<v Speaker 1>and everyone is like you're crazy. You know, like, that's

0:28:53.160 --> 0:28:55.640
<v Speaker 1>got to be a crap feeling. But then you're also

0:28:55.680 --> 0:28:57.880
<v Speaker 1>going to have the people who are sitting there like

0:28:58.080 --> 0:29:00.480
<v Speaker 1>arms crossed the video ends, they like, comes down it.

0:29:02.840 --> 0:29:06.040
<v Speaker 1>I want to see that that debate. I just like,

0:29:06.160 --> 0:29:08.160
<v Speaker 1>you know, a room full of nerds turning on each

0:29:08.160 --> 0:29:10.800
<v Speaker 1>other and as one I you know, I'm talking about

0:29:11.280 --> 0:29:13.680
<v Speaker 1>as I'm saying, I love this kind of stuff. So

0:29:13.960 --> 0:29:17.440
<v Speaker 1>the tape is a hit on the conference circuit. It's

0:29:17.480 --> 0:29:20.440
<v Speaker 1>also questionable. So some people you pretty much called it.

0:29:20.520 --> 0:29:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Some people are like, this is the proof we need.

0:29:22.040 --> 0:29:25.280
<v Speaker 1>Other people are like, what are you talking about? Or

0:29:25.320 --> 0:29:28.120
<v Speaker 1>what I've always wanted to do? After a presentation, just

0:29:28.160 --> 0:29:34.880
<v Speaker 1>go boring. We need to get you to more presentations.

0:29:34.920 --> 0:29:37.360
<v Speaker 1>Don't bring that can occur. We can make this one

0:29:37.640 --> 0:29:41.920
<v Speaker 1>stirred up the courage to do it someday hopefully. Now.

0:29:42.040 --> 0:29:43.600
<v Speaker 1>One thing I've kind of left out is that one

0:29:43.600 --> 0:29:47.200
<v Speaker 1>of the crashes, this alien crash, when I hit the forest,

0:29:47.400 --> 0:29:53.400
<v Speaker 1>the forest that later crash, the UFO crashed into the woods.

0:29:53.400 --> 0:29:56.320
<v Speaker 1>Another UFO crash in the woods the second one, and

0:29:56.400 --> 0:30:00.880
<v Speaker 1>we had one right, So in ninety five, the UFO

0:30:01.000 --> 0:30:05.800
<v Speaker 1>crashes into pine barrens, right, and I couldn't read that

0:30:05.880 --> 0:30:09.240
<v Speaker 1>without hearing like Polly like walnuts in my head talking

0:30:09.280 --> 0:30:14.760
<v Speaker 1>about the Russian Is it the interior decorator? Decorator? Remember

0:30:15.520 --> 0:30:18.920
<v Speaker 1>so well? I love that episode, I really do. Yeah,

0:30:21.720 --> 0:30:24.960
<v Speaker 1>think of Sopranos. Oh yeah, I'm sorry. We should mention

0:30:24.960 --> 0:30:27.640
<v Speaker 1>it's the Sopranos if you don't know this television series,

0:30:27.680 --> 0:30:32.560
<v Speaker 1>The Sopranos aired on HBO. The Barrens episode I say

0:30:32.640 --> 0:30:34.720
<v Speaker 1>too much stuff where I think that everyone knows I'm

0:30:34.760 --> 0:30:37.280
<v Speaker 1>talking about. Yeah, we should probably clear that reference. That's good.

0:30:37.360 --> 0:30:41.280
<v Speaker 1>I like that. Throw an anchor here, much like Tony

0:30:41.320 --> 0:30:45.240
<v Speaker 1>Soprano had his like crew of ne'er do well criminals

0:30:45.360 --> 0:30:49.440
<v Speaker 1>and loyal partisans but basically sold thank you, that's the

0:30:49.520 --> 0:30:53.000
<v Speaker 1>term soldiers. My man john Ford had his, and I

0:30:53.040 --> 0:30:56.640
<v Speaker 1>want to introduce you to the crew. Ready, we've got

0:30:56.680 --> 0:30:59.680
<v Speaker 1>the loyal right hand man government name Steve. I have

0:30:59.760 --> 0:31:02.080
<v Speaker 1>a own a. He was the vice president of the

0:31:02.080 --> 0:31:05.840
<v Speaker 1>Long Island UFO network. He had business cars. Yeah, he

0:31:05.880 --> 0:31:08.720
<v Speaker 1>was an electric contractor. He was a big burly dude.

0:31:08.720 --> 0:31:10.280
<v Speaker 1>He was also sort of guy who believed he was

0:31:10.280 --> 0:31:15.880
<v Speaker 1>always under surveillance from men in black. That's the point

0:31:16.080 --> 0:31:21.880
<v Speaker 1>right now. There was also the KG veteran investigator him

0:31:22.040 --> 0:31:26.800
<v Speaker 1>government name Preston Nichols. Yeah. Now, Nichols was a heavy set,

0:31:26.840 --> 0:31:29.160
<v Speaker 1>fifty year old dude. He lived with his father and

0:31:29.240 --> 0:31:32.720
<v Speaker 1>in his bedroom he kept a rock collection. In the driveway,

0:31:32.880 --> 0:31:35.160
<v Speaker 1>he had parked an old school bus. It was it

0:31:35.200 --> 0:31:37.840
<v Speaker 1>was a project he was working on. He planned to

0:31:37.880 --> 0:31:42.400
<v Speaker 1>convert the school bus into a quote mobile UFO investigative unit. Now,

0:31:42.440 --> 0:31:45.120
<v Speaker 1>if you're wondering, hey erin, what does one keeping their

0:31:45.120 --> 0:31:49.000
<v Speaker 1>mobile UFO investigative unit? Don't worry, I got you covered right.

0:31:49.120 --> 0:31:52.840
<v Speaker 1>Nichols kept him his school bus slash mobile UFO investigative

0:31:52.920 --> 0:31:58.000
<v Speaker 1>unit quote, a mind detector, a Geiger counter, a magnetic detector,

0:31:58.080 --> 0:32:01.880
<v Speaker 1>a gas detector, and I and his nation detector detector.

0:32:03.200 --> 0:32:04.680
<v Speaker 1>The first time I read it, I thought it said

0:32:04.720 --> 0:32:06.440
<v Speaker 1>mime detector. I was like, why would he need to

0:32:06.480 --> 0:32:09.600
<v Speaker 1>know where mimes are? Because they're sneaky? Yeah, because because

0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:12.440
<v Speaker 1>they're silent, you don't need Because he could have the

0:32:12.440 --> 0:32:14.040
<v Speaker 1>school bus and he starts it up and then his

0:32:14.120 --> 0:32:16.600
<v Speaker 1>son doesn't feel right and there's a mime clinging to

0:32:16.720 --> 0:32:19.840
<v Speaker 1>the undercarriage as like magnetic Yeah, and you're not going

0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:25.880
<v Speaker 1>to hear them silent killers's the silent per This KG

0:32:26.040 --> 0:32:29.840
<v Speaker 1>veteran investigator Nichols. He believed that his UFO buddy john

0:32:29.880 --> 0:32:32.160
<v Speaker 1>Ford was getting too close to the truth, and he

0:32:32.240 --> 0:32:34.800
<v Speaker 1>tried to warn him, basically going like, hey, man, I

0:32:34.800 --> 0:32:37.960
<v Speaker 1>don't know, they're getting real close. We gotta be smart. Son,

0:32:38.480 --> 0:32:40.120
<v Speaker 1>And like, you know, four was a little more confident

0:32:40.160 --> 0:32:41.560
<v Speaker 1>because you know, he was in the courts, he was

0:32:41.560 --> 0:32:43.880
<v Speaker 1>a bailiff. He knows how power works. He's like, look,

0:32:43.920 --> 0:32:48.280
<v Speaker 1>it's an insider. I'm not afraid yet. And they're like okay, right,

0:32:48.320 --> 0:32:50.560
<v Speaker 1>and he's like yeah, because Nichols is like, man, you

0:32:50.680 --> 0:32:52.480
<v Speaker 1>got to be smart about this because one day it's

0:32:52.480 --> 0:32:54.680
<v Speaker 1>going to cost you your life. Now he was kind

0:32:54.720 --> 0:32:57.719
<v Speaker 1>of close, kind of close because it did cost him

0:32:57.760 --> 0:33:00.800
<v Speaker 1>a lot. So we have for what is the president?

0:33:01.280 --> 0:33:03.520
<v Speaker 1>Nichols is the VP I have a rone is the

0:33:03.680 --> 0:33:08.960
<v Speaker 1>vp MS. He's the KG investigator. He's our veteran investigator.

0:33:09.040 --> 0:33:11.800
<v Speaker 1>He's the one with the school bus. I'm just trying

0:33:11.800 --> 0:33:14.040
<v Speaker 1>to keep picture in my head. Now. You also have

0:33:14.080 --> 0:33:16.120
<v Speaker 1>to keep in mind Nichols is also the one who

0:33:16.200 --> 0:33:18.200
<v Speaker 1>was a time traveler. Remember I told you there's a

0:33:18.200 --> 0:33:23.280
<v Speaker 1>time traveler that's Nichols, and he's a time traveler. Yeah,

0:33:23.280 --> 0:33:24.440
<v Speaker 1>and he lives with his dad and he has a

0:33:24.520 --> 0:33:27.400
<v Speaker 1>rock collection. He's if I wrote a short story about this,

0:33:27.560 --> 0:33:31.880
<v Speaker 1>people be like, stopped, this is just mean yeah problem, yeah, no,

0:33:31.960 --> 0:33:33.840
<v Speaker 1>the reality is always better. I'm telling you, it's wild.

0:33:34.320 --> 0:33:37.120
<v Speaker 1>So this dude, Nichols, he told the Washington Post and

0:33:37.160 --> 0:33:41.040
<v Speaker 1>I quote, yes, I didn't believe in time travel until

0:33:41.080 --> 0:33:45.920
<v Speaker 1>I saw evidence that I had time traveled. I just

0:33:46.080 --> 0:33:50.040
<v Speaker 1>love that quote so much. How do you see evidence

0:33:50.080 --> 0:33:53.280
<v Speaker 1>that you time traveled? Good question. What turns out was

0:33:53.560 --> 0:33:56.120
<v Speaker 1>he had been watching the news and he saw himself

0:33:56.160 --> 0:34:00.120
<v Speaker 1>on TV, the local news show, this firefighter fighting one

0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:02.560
<v Speaker 1>of the fires in the woods with them. So he

0:34:02.600 --> 0:34:06.120
<v Speaker 1>sees his Firefighter's like, that's me. That's younger me. Come

0:34:06.160 --> 0:34:08.960
<v Speaker 1>from the future or come from the past rather, And

0:34:09.000 --> 0:34:11.360
<v Speaker 1>I've been sent to the future to gather up evidence

0:34:11.360 --> 0:34:14.040
<v Speaker 1>of the aliens because we apparently know that they're trying

0:34:14.080 --> 0:34:15.839
<v Speaker 1>to hide it. I'm like, I don't think that's how

0:34:15.880 --> 0:34:18.000
<v Speaker 1>it works. I think you send yourself from the future

0:34:18.080 --> 0:34:20.440
<v Speaker 1>to the past. That's on the past, and it was

0:34:20.520 --> 0:34:22.799
<v Speaker 1>him fighting a fire. Yeah, you know what if we

0:34:22.880 --> 0:34:27.240
<v Speaker 1>see ourselves on TV? That was past us doing whatever

0:34:27.280 --> 0:34:30.160
<v Speaker 1>because it's not lie. But I like the future him

0:34:30.239 --> 0:34:32.320
<v Speaker 1>apparently the same timeline because his past self was the

0:34:32.360 --> 0:34:34.640
<v Speaker 1>one who was sent into the into the forward in time.

0:34:34.719 --> 0:34:36.880
<v Speaker 1>He doesn't have any memory of this. He just sees

0:34:36.960 --> 0:34:40.920
<v Speaker 1>himself and he's like as a kid who as a

0:34:40.960 --> 0:34:43.919
<v Speaker 1>young as a young man. He's zapped forward in time

0:34:44.560 --> 0:34:48.600
<v Speaker 1>to work as a firefighter in a local National Laboratories

0:34:48.640 --> 0:34:54.000
<v Speaker 1>fire department by whom the people of the future who

0:34:54.040 --> 0:34:57.600
<v Speaker 1>are also in the past. I don't know, I don't know.

0:34:57.800 --> 0:35:01.480
<v Speaker 1>To get out of that school bus in Hay. He's

0:35:01.520 --> 0:35:06.239
<v Speaker 1>got too many electronics and too many chemicals. He needs

0:35:06.280 --> 0:35:09.319
<v Speaker 1>to touch grass, so definitely some hard grass, maybe like

0:35:09.360 --> 0:35:11.200
<v Speaker 1>a roll in the grass, not just touch it like

0:35:11.239 --> 0:35:16.360
<v Speaker 1>put it all over. Now, the best friend from college

0:35:16.600 --> 0:35:18.560
<v Speaker 1>was also part of the crew. He was part of

0:35:18.560 --> 0:35:21.040
<v Speaker 1>this Long Island UFO crew. So we have the best

0:35:21.040 --> 0:35:24.279
<v Speaker 1>friend from college, turn defense contractor employee, last member of

0:35:24.280 --> 0:35:31.000
<v Speaker 1>our crew, government name Edward Zabo. Edward, he's a forty

0:35:31.080 --> 0:35:33.720
<v Speaker 1>nine year old electrical inspector and he works at Northrop

0:35:33.719 --> 0:35:39.040
<v Speaker 1>Grumman Groman. So now he was the plug for the

0:35:39.120 --> 0:35:43.120
<v Speaker 1>radioactive waste that will come into the assassination plot. Yeah, right.

0:35:43.520 --> 0:35:46.600
<v Speaker 1>So leading up to the nuclear assassination plot, john Ford

0:35:46.880 --> 0:35:50.080
<v Speaker 1>starts experiencing a series of devastating personal blows. I've already

0:35:50.080 --> 0:35:52.360
<v Speaker 1>told you about one. He injured his back and he

0:35:52.400 --> 0:35:55.439
<v Speaker 1>loses his job. He loses his mother two years later.

0:35:55.520 --> 0:35:57.799
<v Speaker 1>So in ninety three, he loses he injured his back,

0:35:58.680 --> 0:36:02.880
<v Speaker 1>his mother passes away. Now he's alone in the world, untethered.

0:36:03.080 --> 0:36:07.799
<v Speaker 1>So what does he start doing. Starts hanging out with

0:36:07.920 --> 0:36:11.160
<v Speaker 1>local small time criminals. Well, why not, you know, he

0:36:11.239 --> 0:36:13.960
<v Speaker 1>just needs to meet interesting people, the stories to tell. Ye,

0:36:14.200 --> 0:36:19.440
<v Speaker 1>that's the place, right. So the KG veteran investigator Nichols,

0:36:19.640 --> 0:36:21.560
<v Speaker 1>he was the one who I told you believe his

0:36:21.640 --> 0:36:25.080
<v Speaker 1>younger self was a mysterious firefighter from the past. Now

0:36:25.440 --> 0:36:28.239
<v Speaker 1>he was the one who would basically act as kind

0:36:28.280 --> 0:36:34.799
<v Speaker 1>of the voice of reason for john Ford. You can

0:36:34.840 --> 0:36:38.920
<v Speaker 1>start to see where the problems are, right. So Ford

0:36:39.120 --> 0:36:42.319
<v Speaker 1>his meanwhile focused on this government cover up of the

0:36:42.360 --> 0:36:45.200
<v Speaker 1>UFOs that keep crashing near him. They crash in the ocean,

0:36:45.239 --> 0:36:47.440
<v Speaker 1>they crashed in the woods. He's like, they're shooting him down.

0:36:47.480 --> 0:36:49.759
<v Speaker 1>There's clearly a fight going on. They're hiding their dead

0:36:49.760 --> 0:36:52.680
<v Speaker 1>bodies at the brook Haven, and he decides that is

0:36:52.719 --> 0:36:57.040
<v Speaker 1>the local Republican political leaders in Suffolk County who are

0:36:57.080 --> 0:37:01.080
<v Speaker 1>the key to all of this is they're the ones

0:37:01.080 --> 0:37:03.760
<v Speaker 1>who are managing the cover up, the ones who wouldn't

0:37:03.800 --> 0:37:07.399
<v Speaker 1>vote for him, the local supervisor of Suffolk County. Yeah,

0:37:07.440 --> 0:37:09.160
<v Speaker 1>all right. So he's like, you know what I need

0:37:09.200 --> 0:37:11.400
<v Speaker 1>to do. I need to start keeping one of my

0:37:11.480 --> 0:37:13.799
<v Speaker 1>thirty five firearms on me at all times because I

0:37:13.800 --> 0:37:15.680
<v Speaker 1>don't know when things are going to pop off. Yeah,

0:37:16.200 --> 0:37:19.440
<v Speaker 1>good idea, right, you see, the ideas are starting the snowball.

0:37:21.040 --> 0:37:22.759
<v Speaker 1>And then he runs into the real trouble that I

0:37:22.880 --> 0:37:26.399
<v Speaker 1>mentioned earlier. We decided to start hanging out with small

0:37:26.440 --> 0:37:28.880
<v Speaker 1>time criminals. So he finds his local hoods and he's like,

0:37:28.880 --> 0:37:30.439
<v Speaker 1>why don't you come live with me in my house

0:37:30.440 --> 0:37:34.200
<v Speaker 1>that my mother not used to show. You don't mind

0:37:34.200 --> 0:37:37.279
<v Speaker 1>my mother's body in the rocket chair upstairs. I wear

0:37:37.320 --> 0:37:39.960
<v Speaker 1>her dress on weekends. But it's cool. So this forty

0:37:39.960 --> 0:37:43.200
<v Speaker 1>two year old hustler named Joseph Massuccelli, he was the

0:37:43.200 --> 0:37:45.759
<v Speaker 1>career criminal of the of the crew. You know, he's

0:37:45.800 --> 0:37:49.200
<v Speaker 1>the one who brought in and he's a very bad criminal.

0:37:49.280 --> 0:37:53.000
<v Speaker 1>He is not good at it. Yeah, Joseph Massucelli was

0:37:53.040 --> 0:37:58.040
<v Speaker 1>described as a tough talking farmer Junkyard employee. I's like,

0:37:58.080 --> 0:37:59.840
<v Speaker 1>what's he like, Well, he's a tough talk of farmer

0:38:00.200 --> 0:38:04.439
<v Speaker 1>yard employee. Now he was also known as you asked

0:38:04.440 --> 0:38:07.960
<v Speaker 1>around people be like, oh, Joe Massacelli, He's a wiry,

0:38:08.000 --> 0:38:11.640
<v Speaker 1>tattooed hot rotter. That was another description locals gave of him.

0:38:11.680 --> 0:38:14.919
<v Speaker 1>The police referred to him as a convicted burglar. That's

0:38:14.920 --> 0:38:17.799
<v Speaker 1>what they called him. Now Ford takes liking to him.

0:38:17.800 --> 0:38:19.640
<v Speaker 1>He's like, Joe, you need to move in with me

0:38:19.760 --> 0:38:23.000
<v Speaker 1>and my mom's you know, whatever vibe that's still in

0:38:23.000 --> 0:38:27.880
<v Speaker 1>the house. It works out that luckily Joe of Massacelli,

0:38:28.000 --> 0:38:30.760
<v Speaker 1>he believes in UFOs, so he doesn't have to convince

0:38:30.840 --> 0:38:34.120
<v Speaker 1>him of the truth. And also he's like, you know,

0:38:34.200 --> 0:38:38.120
<v Speaker 1>the tough talking former Junkyard employees is really like apparently

0:38:38.280 --> 0:38:43.160
<v Speaker 1>good for john Ford's sense of like the familial bonds.

0:38:43.200 --> 0:38:46.799
<v Speaker 1>They become like almost like brotherly. I'm guessing maybe not

0:38:46.920 --> 0:38:49.120
<v Speaker 1>maybe more intimate than that. I don't really know what.

0:38:49.160 --> 0:38:51.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to speculate, but they start making they spread,

0:38:52.000 --> 0:38:56.279
<v Speaker 1>sharing home and making a home to hot Pig exactly

0:38:56.400 --> 0:38:58.800
<v Speaker 1>flaming pig brought them together and he keeps them together.

0:38:59.640 --> 0:39:03.520
<v Speaker 1>So this Joe Massacelli, Uh, he becomes the kind of

0:39:03.520 --> 0:39:07.319
<v Speaker 1>like care function for john Ford. Right. He no longer

0:39:07.360 --> 0:39:09.919
<v Speaker 1>cares for his mother, so now he transfers that to Joe.

0:39:10.200 --> 0:39:12.040
<v Speaker 1>He gives Joe a cell phone so you can always

0:39:12.040 --> 0:39:14.560
<v Speaker 1>call him in case, like any of the bad people

0:39:14.560 --> 0:39:16.680
<v Speaker 1>try to grab him off the road or whatever. He

0:39:16.760 --> 0:39:19.239
<v Speaker 1>also gives Joe money and a credit card in his

0:39:19.280 --> 0:39:21.799
<v Speaker 1>own name to use. Then he gives Joe one of

0:39:21.840 --> 0:39:27.960
<v Speaker 1>his guns. Show is probably thinking checkpot. So the powder

0:39:28.040 --> 0:39:30.880
<v Speaker 1>Kega set fuse is all laid out. All we did

0:39:30.920 --> 0:39:33.560
<v Speaker 1>do is is touchdown the radioactive spark and we get

0:39:33.640 --> 0:39:36.520
<v Speaker 1>this thing going. Now. The last piece to fall into

0:39:36.600 --> 0:39:40.120
<v Speaker 1>place is a man named Kevin Cotch. Kevin Cotch, and

0:39:40.160 --> 0:39:42.839
<v Speaker 1>he enters the story as a friend of Joe Massacelli.

0:39:43.320 --> 0:39:45.239
<v Speaker 1>We'll be back after this short break and I'll tell

0:39:45.280 --> 0:40:09.040
<v Speaker 1>you how Kevin Cotch turns his whole thing nuclear. Okay, Elizabeth,

0:40:09.160 --> 0:40:12.040
<v Speaker 1>We got john Ford playing house with Joe Massacelli, who's

0:40:12.040 --> 0:40:14.080
<v Speaker 1>given a credit card and a gun too. And now

0:40:14.600 --> 0:40:17.640
<v Speaker 1>Joe massacelis brought around one of his friends, a small

0:40:17.640 --> 0:40:20.600
<v Speaker 1>time criminal, and he's trying to uh, you know, sell

0:40:20.680 --> 0:40:22.839
<v Speaker 1>the gun that he was just given by john Ford

0:40:22.840 --> 0:40:25.799
<v Speaker 1>because he needs to make a little pocket money money.

0:40:25.840 --> 0:40:28.839
<v Speaker 1>He's like, hey, Kevin Cotch, why don't you come by

0:40:28.920 --> 0:40:30.440
<v Speaker 1>the house and I'll sell you that gun. So the

0:40:30.480 --> 0:40:33.240
<v Speaker 1>Cotches like, hey, man, you guessed it. He like rolls

0:40:33.280 --> 0:40:36.239
<v Speaker 1>over to the house. And so Massicelli and Ford they

0:40:36.280 --> 0:40:38.960
<v Speaker 1>spend the night hanging out, right, and they're just like,

0:40:39.000 --> 0:40:42.200
<v Speaker 1>you know, just the three of them and uh john

0:40:42.200 --> 0:40:45.200
<v Speaker 1>Ford's dogs, right, and they're just like chilling there. And

0:40:46.200 --> 0:40:48.879
<v Speaker 1>now you have to understand the just picture like an

0:40:48.880 --> 0:40:50.960
<v Speaker 1>older woman's house, right, you know, you're gonna have like

0:40:51.000 --> 0:40:53.919
<v Speaker 1>lots of like doily framed photos and everything. So that's

0:40:53.920 --> 0:40:55.720
<v Speaker 1>what that's what I want you to picture. In the backdrop,

0:40:55.719 --> 0:40:58.479
<v Speaker 1>will these men describe to each other how they would

0:40:58.520 --> 0:41:01.399
<v Speaker 1>kill the local politicians with ray you active waste. They're

0:41:01.440 --> 0:41:06.719
<v Speaker 1>just sitting in this nice old woman so fun exactly.

0:41:06.920 --> 0:41:09.120
<v Speaker 1>So they just keep talking about how these local politicians

0:41:09.160 --> 0:41:12.760
<v Speaker 1>got to go down, right, and Massa Shelley He's like, yeah, John,

0:41:12.760 --> 0:41:14.879
<v Speaker 1>that's true, man, we should do something about that. Yeah,

0:41:14.920 --> 0:41:16.440
<v Speaker 1>what do we can do? All these knives and guns

0:41:16.440 --> 0:41:18.759
<v Speaker 1>and your model train collection. We can mess them up

0:41:19.200 --> 0:41:22.719
<v Speaker 1>or whatever, right, and Cox getting involved to and he's like, yeah, man, totally, man,

0:41:22.760 --> 0:41:24.640
<v Speaker 1>you got knives, we could do them wrong. He's like no,

0:41:25.080 --> 0:41:27.799
<v Speaker 1>I've got the way. And so then he tells Cock.

0:41:27.880 --> 0:41:30.680
<v Speaker 1>He's like, yeah, man, I got this plug for radioactive

0:41:30.680 --> 0:41:35.160
<v Speaker 1>waste goss like what. He immediately goes to the police

0:41:35.160 --> 0:41:37.839
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, I got a story for you. So

0:41:37.880 --> 0:41:41.440
<v Speaker 1>now we have the snitch of the UFO crew. So

0:41:41.560 --> 0:41:43.759
<v Speaker 1>Coach goes he tells the police. He's like, man, there's

0:41:43.760 --> 0:41:46.040
<v Speaker 1>this guy John Ford in your town and he's got

0:41:46.080 --> 0:41:48.719
<v Speaker 1>this plot to assassinate all the local Republican leaders and

0:41:48.719 --> 0:41:51.520
<v Speaker 1>he's planning on using like I don't know, radioactive isotopes

0:41:51.600 --> 0:41:54.040
<v Speaker 1>he was telling me, and I think it was specifically

0:41:54.080 --> 0:41:56.799
<v Speaker 1>something called radium. And they're like are you for real

0:41:56.920 --> 0:42:00.440
<v Speaker 1>right now? Like sir, how high are you? And he's

0:42:00.480 --> 0:42:02.400
<v Speaker 1>like no, I got evidence. Man. They're like, okay, how

0:42:02.400 --> 0:42:05.000
<v Speaker 1>about this? Would you wear a wire to this place

0:42:05.000 --> 0:42:07.640
<v Speaker 1>for people are talking about killing people with a radioactive wastings?

0:42:07.680 --> 0:42:09.799
<v Speaker 1>Like and you batman, because you see, I got this

0:42:09.840 --> 0:42:12.320
<v Speaker 1>bust and maybe you guys could take off the books.

0:42:12.360 --> 0:42:14.280
<v Speaker 1>And so they work at a deal and he's like, okay,

0:42:14.560 --> 0:42:16.759
<v Speaker 1>so he gets a wire and he goes back to

0:42:16.880 --> 0:42:19.719
<v Speaker 1>john Ford's house and then he's gonna walk in and

0:42:19.760 --> 0:42:21.840
<v Speaker 1>that dinghis is gonna be like I have a tricky

0:42:21.840 --> 0:42:24.520
<v Speaker 1>for wires because the sud exactly, because you know he's

0:42:24.520 --> 0:42:27.799
<v Speaker 1>super paranoid. Right, So Joe, Massy Shell and Ford or

0:42:27.880 --> 0:42:30.600
<v Speaker 1>once again hanging out with his three fox terriers, which

0:42:30.600 --> 0:42:33.040
<v Speaker 1>I forgot to mention earlier. John Ford has three fox terriers.

0:42:33.080 --> 0:42:35.439
<v Speaker 1>So picture three fox terriers hanging out with these three

0:42:35.440 --> 0:42:38.240
<v Speaker 1>men while they're like, you know, messing up grandma's doilies,

0:42:38.760 --> 0:42:41.160
<v Speaker 1>and the men get to talking. The talk turns first

0:42:41.239 --> 0:42:43.800
<v Speaker 1>from women in sex because you know, small time criminals,

0:42:43.840 --> 0:42:45.319
<v Speaker 1>what are you gonna talk about? And just sitting around

0:42:45.360 --> 0:42:50.480
<v Speaker 1>shooting the ship. They're just sitting around, and they eventually

0:42:50.480 --> 0:42:52.960
<v Speaker 1>go from women and sex to talking about UFOs because

0:42:53.000 --> 0:42:54.719
<v Speaker 1>you know, john Ford's like, you know, we talked about

0:42:54.719 --> 0:42:56.959
<v Speaker 1>the real stuff, and well it's like they used to say,

0:42:57.040 --> 0:42:59.960
<v Speaker 1>sex drugs and rock and roll y, sex drugs and spaceship.

0:43:01.440 --> 0:43:04.600
<v Speaker 1>So and eventually they get from sex drugs, spaceships to

0:43:04.800 --> 0:43:08.920
<v Speaker 1>local politics and they tied it all together, right, and

0:43:09.000 --> 0:43:12.960
<v Speaker 1>Ford it's like, yeah, man, speaking of local politicians, right.

0:43:13.160 --> 0:43:15.799
<v Speaker 1>So they start getting back on him, dreaming aloud about

0:43:15.800 --> 0:43:18.320
<v Speaker 1>how he's gonna do radioactive ways to kill his rivals

0:43:18.600 --> 0:43:21.799
<v Speaker 1>and is like, yeah, man, word tell me more. Go on, son, like,

0:43:21.960 --> 0:43:25.160
<v Speaker 1>go get into some details, right, I'm just envisioning someone

0:43:25.239 --> 0:43:28.200
<v Speaker 1>who looks totally different than what you're sounding like. And

0:43:28.239 --> 0:43:32.640
<v Speaker 1>it's I've seen pictures of them. You're probably pretty correct,

0:43:32.800 --> 0:43:37.480
<v Speaker 1>but them talking like you're talking so good. So good

0:43:37.560 --> 0:43:40.400
<v Speaker 1>Ford lays out his perfect plan to erase all the

0:43:40.480 --> 0:43:44.080
<v Speaker 1>local Republican leadership and then they're like, so man, for

0:43:44.239 --> 0:43:45.960
<v Speaker 1>how are you gonna do it? And he's like, okay,

0:43:46.040 --> 0:43:48.279
<v Speaker 1>see I thought about it. I'm gonna sneak into their

0:43:48.280 --> 0:43:52.000
<v Speaker 1>homes and then I'm gonna poison them with my radioactive waste.

0:43:52.000 --> 0:43:54.160
<v Speaker 1>They're like, man, how you can just poison a radioactive waste?

0:43:54.160 --> 0:43:55.680
<v Speaker 1>He's like, no, see, I told you I thought about it.

0:43:55.719 --> 0:43:58.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna sneak it in too things that they will ingest.

0:43:58.800 --> 0:44:00.880
<v Speaker 1>He's like, what do you mean, like it in their water? No, No,

0:44:01.000 --> 0:44:03.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put it in the toothpaste. How are you

0:44:03.440 --> 0:44:06.000
<v Speaker 1>going to put in There's the whole phrase putting the

0:44:06.040 --> 0:44:10.279
<v Speaker 1>toothpastes exactly, it's impossible. He's like, well, yeah, you may

0:44:10.320 --> 0:44:12.400
<v Speaker 1>have a point there. How about I'll hide it in

0:44:12.440 --> 0:44:16.200
<v Speaker 1>the parmesan cheese. He's like, how about this. I'm gonna

0:44:16.239 --> 0:44:18.440
<v Speaker 1>put it in my mouth and I'm gonna sneak in

0:44:18.520 --> 0:44:20.680
<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna put their toes in my mouth while

0:44:20.680 --> 0:44:23.480
<v Speaker 1>they sleep and just soak it in through their toes

0:44:23.520 --> 0:44:27.160
<v Speaker 1>while I suck their toes exactly, saturate underneath the nail bed.

0:44:27.239 --> 0:44:30.439
<v Speaker 1>I found the official files. I just read it. Well.

0:44:30.480 --> 0:44:33.440
<v Speaker 1>He's all convinced that these guys enjoy um as he

0:44:33.480 --> 0:44:36.120
<v Speaker 1>constantly calls them Italian dinners, and he's like, we just

0:44:36.160 --> 0:44:38.720
<v Speaker 1>need to get into their Italian dinners and then they'll

0:44:38.719 --> 0:44:41.319
<v Speaker 1>eat it. And so he's thinking, like, you know, I

0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:43.640
<v Speaker 1>got this yellow cake and like, bro, it's not uranium.

0:44:44.760 --> 0:44:47.000
<v Speaker 1>I gotta hide it in the parmesan because that's yellow, right,

0:44:47.040 --> 0:44:51.719
<v Speaker 1>that's sprinkle me, sprinkle it, baby, sprinkle. So for it

0:44:51.719 --> 0:44:54.480
<v Speaker 1>starts bragging some more and he's like, yeah, man, see quote,

0:44:54.520 --> 0:44:56.640
<v Speaker 1>I got that very dangerous stuff in the back of

0:44:56.680 --> 0:44:59.319
<v Speaker 1>the truck, Like we could go over right now. He's

0:44:59.360 --> 0:45:01.040
<v Speaker 1>just keeping rad hum in the back of his truck

0:45:01.120 --> 0:45:03.520
<v Speaker 1>as I called him a dinghis Yeah, and so coach

0:45:03.680 --> 0:45:07.440
<v Speaker 1>is like, so, how dangerous is that? And for it's like, no,

0:45:07.640 --> 0:45:09.520
<v Speaker 1>man's cool, man, I got it like in lead, and

0:45:09.560 --> 0:45:11.200
<v Speaker 1>he's like, what do you mean. He's like, and I

0:45:11.280 --> 0:45:14.720
<v Speaker 1>quote it's in a three lead container and it's leaking

0:45:14.760 --> 0:45:17.160
<v Speaker 1>about five rankings per hour because he's to go out

0:45:17.160 --> 0:45:21.640
<v Speaker 1>there and he's taking his like the equipment. Yeah, exactly,

0:45:21.920 --> 0:45:24.240
<v Speaker 1>come over there with the mime counter, the mime detector,

0:45:24.960 --> 0:45:27.200
<v Speaker 1>like NOME is present. It's safe, it's say, we should

0:45:27.200 --> 0:45:30.480
<v Speaker 1>be fine. It's just like in an old Cheetoh's bag

0:45:31.440 --> 0:45:34.439
<v Speaker 1>and it's twisted up at the top band yeah yeah,

0:45:34.600 --> 0:45:37.319
<v Speaker 1>real tight though, real tinfoil wrapped around the whole thing. Yes.

0:45:37.760 --> 0:45:40.880
<v Speaker 1>So at this point, according to the police recording of

0:45:40.920 --> 0:45:45.480
<v Speaker 1>the event, someone gets up to make himself a drink.

0:45:45.520 --> 0:45:48.960
<v Speaker 1>So the police here like glink like ice cubes clinking

0:45:48.960 --> 0:45:51.560
<v Speaker 1>around in the glass. And then Ford gets loud again

0:45:51.800 --> 0:45:54.400
<v Speaker 1>and he starts to focusing on his idea for this

0:45:54.480 --> 0:45:58.320
<v Speaker 1>murderous uranium plot, right, and he's actually not uranium radium,

0:45:58.320 --> 0:46:00.960
<v Speaker 1>but anyway, like his radioactive murder lot, and he's like, okay,

0:46:01.239 --> 0:46:04.760
<v Speaker 1>you see guys, this isotope will start glowing in twenty

0:46:04.800 --> 0:46:07.440
<v Speaker 1>four hours. I don't know if he's holding it up.

0:46:07.480 --> 0:46:09.759
<v Speaker 1>And he says this, but she's telling this to these

0:46:09.760 --> 0:46:12.200
<v Speaker 1>two small time criminals, who I imagine are very impressed.

0:46:12.200 --> 0:46:15.440
<v Speaker 1>They're just like, yes, I didn't actually do well in school,

0:46:15.520 --> 0:46:18.400
<v Speaker 1>so this is really interesting. So the men are all

0:46:18.480 --> 0:46:22.759
<v Speaker 1>laughing about the idea of these radioactive daeglo local Republican politicians.

0:46:22.800 --> 0:46:26.000
<v Speaker 1>And then he's like, so like they're like, if you

0:46:26.040 --> 0:46:28.520
<v Speaker 1>couldn't get it into their food, like say they're delicious

0:46:28.520 --> 0:46:31.760
<v Speaker 1>Italian dinners, or into the toothpaste, where might you else

0:46:31.880 --> 0:46:34.399
<v Speaker 1>place this radium? And he's like, well, that's a good point.

0:46:34.440 --> 0:46:37.120
<v Speaker 1>If that didn't work, and I quote, I could put

0:46:37.160 --> 0:46:38.920
<v Speaker 1>it in a bag, take the little bag and put

0:46:38.960 --> 0:46:41.960
<v Speaker 1>it underneath his car seat. So he's gonna just like

0:46:42.400 --> 0:46:44.719
<v Speaker 1>exactly what you said, put in some like Geo's back

0:46:44.760 --> 0:46:47.200
<v Speaker 1>and sham it under the car seat. And then just radium.

0:46:48.520 --> 0:46:50.840
<v Speaker 1>If someone's in your car and they dropped food and

0:46:50.880 --> 0:46:52.799
<v Speaker 1>like French fries under the seat and you kind of

0:46:52.800 --> 0:46:55.759
<v Speaker 1>smell it for a bit. Yeah, he was like, what

0:46:56.040 --> 0:47:00.600
<v Speaker 1>that radium? Is that a radium? No? No? Wait is it? No?

0:47:00.880 --> 0:47:04.120
<v Speaker 1>I think it's brilliant and the radium and they go

0:47:04.200 --> 0:47:08.640
<v Speaker 1>to brush their hands through their hair all silk would

0:47:08.680 --> 0:47:12.319
<v Speaker 1>style like the Meanwhile, Ford, at this point he's just

0:47:12.400 --> 0:47:14.440
<v Speaker 1>crushing it. He's on a roll. Like the police are

0:47:14.480 --> 0:47:16.440
<v Speaker 1>losing it because they're like listening to the wire and

0:47:16.440 --> 0:47:18.600
<v Speaker 1>then you can tell Ford is building up and building up,

0:47:18.600 --> 0:47:20.680
<v Speaker 1>and he's like he's bragging into these small time criminals

0:47:20.680 --> 0:47:22.719
<v Speaker 1>about how he's gonna kill these local politicians with his

0:47:23.000 --> 0:47:26.399
<v Speaker 1>radioactive waste. And he's like, man, he starts talking about

0:47:26.400 --> 0:47:28.239
<v Speaker 1>one of them, and the guy's name is Gazola, right,

0:47:28.280 --> 0:47:30.960
<v Speaker 1>So he's like, does Gazola eat Italian food? Take the

0:47:31.040 --> 0:47:33.759
<v Speaker 1>yellow powder and mix it in with chopped garlic, the

0:47:33.840 --> 0:47:36.680
<v Speaker 1>radium in with the chopped garlic, man, And they're like, oh,

0:47:36.719 --> 0:47:39.360
<v Speaker 1>that's genius, man, John old Man, you gotta do that.

0:47:39.440 --> 0:47:41.920
<v Speaker 1>He's like, yeah, right now. Maybe it was the liquor talking,

0:47:42.000 --> 0:47:43.919
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Before it he gets really carried away

0:47:43.920 --> 0:47:45.799
<v Speaker 1>and he STI starts talking about how he'll kill the U.

0:47:45.880 --> 0:47:51.040
<v Speaker 1>S President, the President United States with radioactive material, remember listening.

0:47:51.360 --> 0:47:53.759
<v Speaker 1>So he's like, he tells the snitch and the career

0:47:53.800 --> 0:47:56.920
<v Speaker 1>criminal and I quote, I'll kill that President Clinton. Up,

0:47:57.440 --> 0:48:01.480
<v Speaker 1>I'll do it. Yes, he's like good and drunk. Apparently

0:48:02.200 --> 0:48:04.000
<v Speaker 1>pretty much all the cops need to hear what you

0:48:04.120 --> 0:48:06.279
<v Speaker 1>say that you're going to put radioactive waste into the

0:48:06.280 --> 0:48:11.040
<v Speaker 1>rectum of the president, man who is lives basically in

0:48:11.160 --> 0:48:14.359
<v Speaker 1>fear of the government coming after him. And he was like,

0:48:14.480 --> 0:48:17.920
<v Speaker 1>come after me, government, Yes, exactly without giant neon sign

0:48:18.000 --> 0:48:23.560
<v Speaker 1>here at this house here, So well, Ford continues to

0:48:23.680 --> 0:48:25.399
<v Speaker 1>muse in all the various ways that he can sneak

0:48:25.480 --> 0:48:28.880
<v Speaker 1>radium into the rivals, tubes of toothpaste or they're Ford

0:48:28.880 --> 0:48:33.880
<v Speaker 1>one fifties. The police move into position yeah with a signal.

0:48:34.080 --> 0:48:37.480
<v Speaker 1>The cops descend like a bear trap, snapping shut. The

0:48:37.600 --> 0:48:41.719
<v Speaker 1>door breaks open, cops rush in. All three men are arrested. Now,

0:48:41.760 --> 0:48:43.800
<v Speaker 1>if you can believe it, this was just the beginning

0:48:43.840 --> 0:48:48.680
<v Speaker 1>of the madness. Yes, so, because there was the question,

0:48:49.400 --> 0:48:51.560
<v Speaker 1>the question that was the most primary importance to the

0:48:51.600 --> 0:48:54.719
<v Speaker 1>cops was the obvious question, where the hell did this

0:48:54.760 --> 0:48:58.680
<v Speaker 1>guy get this radioactive waste? Yeah, that's sitting in his truck. Yeah,

0:48:58.719 --> 0:49:01.319
<v Speaker 1>he's just like driving around on with just like you know,

0:49:01.320 --> 0:49:03.719
<v Speaker 1>it's in the back of my truck. So the next

0:49:03.800 --> 0:49:06.719
<v Speaker 1>day the police officers and a radiation team. They go

0:49:06.760 --> 0:49:09.799
<v Speaker 1>out and they check the house of Edward Zabo. Oh right,

0:49:09.840 --> 0:49:12.600
<v Speaker 1>he works at the Yeah, and so that's how boom

0:49:12.680 --> 0:49:15.840
<v Speaker 1>they found the plug. It was just that easy. Turns

0:49:15.880 --> 0:49:19.920
<v Speaker 1>out Yeah zabos to connect so for his college best friend,

0:49:20.040 --> 0:49:25.160
<v Speaker 1>the defense contractor employee turned part time assassin, he is

0:49:25.200 --> 0:49:28.080
<v Speaker 1>basically was doing it. Remember that Johnny Cash song one

0:49:28.120 --> 0:49:30.719
<v Speaker 1>piece at a time. He's basically doing one piece at

0:49:30.719 --> 0:49:32.839
<v Speaker 1>a time with radioactive ways. So in the song, if

0:49:32.840 --> 0:49:35.359
<v Speaker 1>you don't know what Johnny Cash talks about this guy

0:49:35.400 --> 0:49:38.439
<v Speaker 1>who works at a Cadillac plant and he takes one

0:49:38.560 --> 0:49:41.440
<v Speaker 1>piece every day from home from work and he builds

0:49:41.480 --> 0:49:44.279
<v Speaker 1>himself a Cadillac at home. But that's built over the

0:49:44.360 --> 0:49:46.200
<v Speaker 1>years and it takes him years. So he has like

0:49:46.239 --> 0:49:48.600
<v Speaker 1>one like the front fender will be from his sixties seven,

0:49:48.640 --> 0:49:50.960
<v Speaker 1>the steering wheels from his seventy two. So he's like

0:49:51.040 --> 0:49:52.839
<v Speaker 1>the whole it's a great song, you should listen to it.

0:49:53.440 --> 0:49:56.480
<v Speaker 1>He's zedard Edward Zabo is doing that with radioactive material.

0:49:56.600 --> 0:49:58.600
<v Speaker 1>He's just collecting and he's putting in his like lunch

0:49:58.640 --> 0:50:00.759
<v Speaker 1>box and going home a little bit in building up

0:50:00.800 --> 0:50:06.160
<v Speaker 1>this huge turplus has totally fallen out, but he's just glowing. Yeah,

0:50:06.160 --> 0:50:10.480
<v Speaker 1>he's a flaming pick so hot. So the police, mind you,

0:50:10.719 --> 0:50:12.520
<v Speaker 1>they just go, you know what, I pet he may

0:50:12.520 --> 0:50:14.600
<v Speaker 1>have some other stuff here other than like you know,

0:50:14.680 --> 0:50:18.080
<v Speaker 1>mime detectors and so forth. They check and they find

0:50:18.080 --> 0:50:23.359
<v Speaker 1>all the makings for a dirty bomb. There are blasting caps, fuses, detonators,

0:50:23.440 --> 0:50:26.560
<v Speaker 1>and of course all the aforementioned radioactive waste. So he

0:50:26.560 --> 0:50:30.320
<v Speaker 1>gets arrested for a legal possession of weapons and explosives

0:50:30.320 --> 0:50:33.279
<v Speaker 1>and the radioactive waste that he stole from work. Now

0:50:33.600 --> 0:50:37.160
<v Speaker 1>ready for the glowing mistake in Ford's plan, Yes, his

0:50:37.480 --> 0:50:40.719
<v Speaker 1>plan to kill these people, radium would have taken forever.

0:50:42.200 --> 0:50:44.520
<v Speaker 1>He would He would have likely died before his targets

0:50:44.520 --> 0:50:48.000
<v Speaker 1>died from the radiation poison. According to nuclear experts, if

0:50:48.040 --> 0:50:49.920
<v Speaker 1>Ford had gone through this planet tried to kill them,

0:50:49.920 --> 0:50:51.440
<v Speaker 1>even if he had to put it in their toothpaste

0:50:51.480 --> 0:50:53.680
<v Speaker 1>during their Italian dinners, it would have taken about twenty

0:50:53.760 --> 0:50:57.399
<v Speaker 1>years for them to die. That's like if you wanted

0:50:57.400 --> 0:50:59.919
<v Speaker 1>to kill someone, you planted a seed, you watered, the tree,

0:51:00.120 --> 0:51:02.080
<v Speaker 1>you grew through, you really tall. It's a wait for

0:51:02.120 --> 0:51:04.080
<v Speaker 1>a time to get them right, underneath and you cut

0:51:04.080 --> 0:51:07.480
<v Speaker 1>it down. I mean, he's the dumbest assessination plot I've ever.

0:51:07.760 --> 0:51:11.520
<v Speaker 1>It didn't sound like a brain trust over at that place. Yeah, exactly.

0:51:11.800 --> 0:51:14.479
<v Speaker 1>It's it's basically, if you're going to be using radioactive waste,

0:51:14.600 --> 0:51:16.600
<v Speaker 1>radium is not the one you want to get something

0:51:16.600 --> 0:51:20.040
<v Speaker 1>with a higher count. So just put that in mind now.

0:51:20.400 --> 0:51:22.200
<v Speaker 1>Of course the police were a little bit more worried.

0:51:22.239 --> 0:51:24.400
<v Speaker 1>They were not with the nuclear experts. They're like, this

0:51:24.520 --> 0:51:28.000
<v Speaker 1>could have given everybody radiation sickness in ten days, and

0:51:28.000 --> 0:51:30.000
<v Speaker 1>they're like freaking out about it, so they took a

0:51:30.000 --> 0:51:32.920
<v Speaker 1>slightly different tech. I like a freak out. I know

0:51:33.080 --> 0:51:37.160
<v Speaker 1>you do, so forward. Meanwhile, he gets arrested, and he

0:51:37.800 --> 0:51:39.800
<v Speaker 1>takes the time to write a hundred and two page

0:51:39.840 --> 0:51:42.440
<v Speaker 1>manifesto because you know, of course he does. That's what

0:51:42.960 --> 0:51:47.799
<v Speaker 1>does get arrested to write the manifesto, because you know

0:51:47.880 --> 0:51:50.040
<v Speaker 1>he's got his You have Long Island, you a phone

0:51:50.040 --> 0:51:52.520
<v Speaker 1>network to think of as a president and a leader

0:51:52.560 --> 0:51:55.160
<v Speaker 1>of men. I'm excited to find out to whom he

0:51:55.239 --> 0:51:58.960
<v Speaker 1>sent this manifesto, Well, I got one for you. He

0:51:59.040 --> 0:52:02.440
<v Speaker 1>didn't send it to any buddy, per se. He writes

0:52:02.480 --> 0:52:04.880
<v Speaker 1>it and then he tries to distribute it. He basically

0:52:04.920 --> 0:52:06.640
<v Speaker 1>tries to get it to his people and go get

0:52:06.680 --> 0:52:09.040
<v Speaker 1>this out to everybody, kind of like the videotape. He's

0:52:09.040 --> 0:52:10.520
<v Speaker 1>not like the UNI bomber's going to send it to

0:52:10.560 --> 0:52:13.440
<v Speaker 1>the Washington Post. He just writes his manifesto, and he

0:52:13.440 --> 0:52:17.360
<v Speaker 1>accuses the local Republican political machine of covering up for

0:52:17.400 --> 0:52:22.160
<v Speaker 1>the Brookhaven UFO conspiracy in using forest fires to cover

0:52:22.200 --> 0:52:25.680
<v Speaker 1>their tracks in coordination with the US military. He also

0:52:25.680 --> 0:52:28.160
<v Speaker 1>accuses them Brookhaven and the U S military and the

0:52:28.200 --> 0:52:32.040
<v Speaker 1>local political leadership of trying to eliminate him. He then

0:52:32.239 --> 0:52:34.360
<v Speaker 1>lays out in the rest of the manifesto all the

0:52:34.400 --> 0:52:36.800
<v Speaker 1>reasons why they'd want to kill him, and he mentions,

0:52:36.840 --> 0:52:39.280
<v Speaker 1>for instance, that he is a secret spy for the CIA.

0:52:40.160 --> 0:52:43.239
<v Speaker 1>It has been since he was nineteen years old. Yeah,

0:52:43.560 --> 0:52:45.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure of it. Yes. He had one problem with this.

0:52:45.960 --> 0:52:48.600
<v Speaker 1>He couldn't prove it because he had never been paid

0:52:48.680 --> 0:52:51.239
<v Speaker 1>by the CIA. He had no receipts that he had

0:52:51.239 --> 0:52:53.600
<v Speaker 1>ever been given a paycheck. It doesn't work that way,

0:52:54.960 --> 0:52:57.400
<v Speaker 1>your brain. He was doing pro bono spy work. He

0:52:59.200 --> 0:53:03.200
<v Speaker 1>was volt here, I get paid by X files episodes.

0:53:03.320 --> 0:53:06.800
<v Speaker 1>That's my pay So Ford has been this key target

0:53:06.800 --> 0:53:09.319
<v Speaker 1>of the KGB. Also, I meant forgot to mention that

0:53:09.400 --> 0:53:12.000
<v Speaker 1>he was. Yeah, but if you don't know, the KGB

0:53:12.200 --> 0:53:14.680
<v Speaker 1>was the intelligence agency, the equivalent of the CIA for

0:53:14.680 --> 0:53:17.359
<v Speaker 1>the Soviet Union, and apparently they tried to kill him

0:53:17.400 --> 0:53:21.560
<v Speaker 1>five times, five times he survived every time. Yeah, this

0:53:21.600 --> 0:53:25.239
<v Speaker 1>guy not only that, he saved President Reagan's life. Why

0:53:25.239 --> 0:53:27.759
<v Speaker 1>am I not supprised? Of course? Now how did he

0:53:27.800 --> 0:53:31.040
<v Speaker 1>do this? He stopped a KGB agent from joining the

0:53:31.120 --> 0:53:34.440
<v Speaker 1>Reagan for President committee before he was president. Oh my god,

0:53:34.640 --> 0:53:38.759
<v Speaker 1>local politics and it's just some guy with like a

0:53:38.840 --> 0:53:41.200
<v Speaker 1>Polish last name and he thinks it's a Russian last

0:53:41.239 --> 0:53:43.640
<v Speaker 1>name who wants to get on there and he bullies

0:53:43.680 --> 0:53:45.880
<v Speaker 1>him out of the out of like the Elks Lodge

0:53:45.960 --> 0:53:49.560
<v Speaker 1>hall when they're having their meeting, all loud go back

0:53:49.600 --> 0:53:53.800
<v Speaker 1>to Rosca. So also, of course, because it's the ninetc.

0:53:53.920 --> 0:53:56.600
<v Speaker 1>Also had thoughts about AIDS and where AIDS came from.

0:53:57.239 --> 0:53:59.800
<v Speaker 1>So he was like, you know that AID stuff and

0:54:00.040 --> 0:54:06.919
<v Speaker 1>andy Bola, they were both manufactured by what's your guess, Russia, aliens? Aliens. Yeah,

0:54:07.239 --> 0:54:09.920
<v Speaker 1>I forgot about the Aliens were using AIDS in Ebola

0:54:10.000 --> 0:54:14.279
<v Speaker 1>to depopulate sub Saharan Africa, very X files. It just

0:54:14.640 --> 0:54:17.799
<v Speaker 1>makes so much sense exactly. He also claimed that there

0:54:17.880 --> 0:54:20.480
<v Speaker 1>was lots of evidence that the U. S. Government had

0:54:20.520 --> 0:54:23.440
<v Speaker 1>of these aliens, including the fact that President Nixon and

0:54:23.520 --> 0:54:29.440
<v Speaker 1>Jackie Gleason had both seen the aliens. Remember that, Storry,

0:54:29.440 --> 0:54:34.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm not the only Kukola story. So if you want

0:54:34.160 --> 0:54:36.600
<v Speaker 1>to hear that ridiculous history did a double episode, I

0:54:36.600 --> 0:54:41.120
<v Speaker 1>tell that story. Back to his manifesto, Ford claimed to

0:54:41.200 --> 0:54:45.400
<v Speaker 1>his hustler and friend and roommate Joe Massa Shelley. He

0:54:45.440 --> 0:54:47.799
<v Speaker 1>claims that dude in his manifesto, mind you, he says

0:54:48.120 --> 0:54:51.319
<v Speaker 1>Joe was also a spy. He was. Can you guess

0:54:51.360 --> 0:54:58.600
<v Speaker 1>where from Joe's of spine, Joe Massacelli, where Israeli intelligence?

0:54:59.080 --> 0:55:02.480
<v Speaker 1>He's from the massag of course, he just looks Italian.

0:55:02.840 --> 0:55:06.640
<v Speaker 1>So Joseph Mats Shelley was apparently a cover name. Oh yeah, yeah.

0:55:06.760 --> 0:55:09.520
<v Speaker 1>Things start to unravel and Zabo was like, oh man,

0:55:09.960 --> 0:55:12.400
<v Speaker 1>he washes his hands of this when he sees the

0:55:12.440 --> 0:55:17.239
<v Speaker 1>manifesto immediately, Oh yeah, he exactly, They're glowing and he's

0:55:17.239 --> 0:55:21.720
<v Speaker 1>like He's like, I plead guilty. So he pleads guilty

0:55:21.760 --> 0:55:24.040
<v Speaker 1>as fast as he can for him. He's also promises

0:55:24.040 --> 0:55:26.279
<v Speaker 1>to testify against Ford. He's like, look, I will tell

0:55:26.320 --> 0:55:28.360
<v Speaker 1>you whatever you want to know. They put him on

0:55:28.400 --> 0:55:30.239
<v Speaker 1>house arrestor like okay, don't go to work, and he's

0:55:30.280 --> 0:55:32.120
<v Speaker 1>like cool, that's fine. I'll just hang out here with

0:55:32.160 --> 0:55:34.720
<v Speaker 1>my toys, and they're like cool now, Joe Massi Shelley,

0:55:34.920 --> 0:55:39.239
<v Speaker 1>the alleged Israeli spy. He pleads guilty. He also goes,

0:55:39.320 --> 0:55:42.000
<v Speaker 1>I will testify against John Ford. The guy has barely

0:55:42.040 --> 0:55:45.680
<v Speaker 1>known him. Everybody's flipping. He totally flips. Ford is looking

0:55:45.719 --> 0:55:49.799
<v Speaker 1>at seventy five years for his radioactive assassination plot, but

0:55:49.920 --> 0:55:52.640
<v Speaker 1>he decides he's got one last gambit. He's going to

0:55:52.719 --> 0:55:58.000
<v Speaker 1>flip on the aliens. That would be amazing. Though. He's like,

0:55:58.640 --> 0:56:00.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, I wanted to turn state's s evidence against

0:56:01.040 --> 0:56:05.880
<v Speaker 1>z boor seven. He tries to turn state's evidence against himself.

0:56:06.200 --> 0:56:08.560
<v Speaker 1>I will tell you the truth on John Ford. Now.

0:56:08.760 --> 0:56:10.799
<v Speaker 1>While he's on like you know, waiting for trial, he

0:56:10.800 --> 0:56:13.080
<v Speaker 1>gets locked up in a prison mental health hospital because

0:56:13.120 --> 0:56:14.759
<v Speaker 1>they don't want to put him in regular jail because

0:56:15.400 --> 0:56:18.719
<v Speaker 1>clearly not like you know, hinged and uh, he's off

0:56:18.719 --> 0:56:22.120
<v Speaker 1>campus at this point, fully off campus and yeah, he

0:56:22.160 --> 0:56:25.640
<v Speaker 1>says that this is all according to his plan, right

0:56:26.160 --> 0:56:28.799
<v Speaker 1>he and I quote he says, the court says, I'm

0:56:28.840 --> 0:56:32.200
<v Speaker 1>not competent based upon these statements? Are they ravings of

0:56:32.200 --> 0:56:35.240
<v Speaker 1>a madman or the writings of a perfect and master spy.

0:56:36.480 --> 0:56:39.880
<v Speaker 1>He alleges that his manifesto is proof of his brilliance

0:56:39.920 --> 0:56:42.120
<v Speaker 1>because it makes him look crazy and the truth is

0:56:42.160 --> 0:56:44.120
<v Speaker 1>in there. Also, He's like, look, I told the truth

0:56:44.160 --> 0:56:46.560
<v Speaker 1>and it makes me look crazy. Who's not the master spy?

0:56:46.800 --> 0:56:50.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? So do you know he critiqued the

0:56:50.280 --> 0:56:53.040
<v Speaker 1>bailiff in the court. He's like watching him. He's like

0:56:53.960 --> 0:56:56.840
<v Speaker 1>looking at slouches. So what do you think, raving madman

0:56:56.960 --> 0:57:01.080
<v Speaker 1>or perfect masters? Why not both? Who? I like that?

0:57:01.280 --> 0:57:04.160
<v Speaker 1>Look at you? Broad minded? Well? One of the crew.

0:57:05.120 --> 0:57:07.960
<v Speaker 1>He's one of his crew, the KG veteran investigator, remember him,

0:57:08.000 --> 0:57:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Preston Nichols with the school bus and the mind detector.

0:57:11.520 --> 0:57:14.960
<v Speaker 1>He said, have his old friend Ford quote, he's as

0:57:15.040 --> 0:57:21.240
<v Speaker 1>loony as they come, but he's a coherent loon. So

0:57:21.520 --> 0:57:24.280
<v Speaker 1>the time traveler says he's crazy. I'm not buying the

0:57:24.360 --> 0:57:27.440
<v Speaker 1>coherent part. But now apparently he says, he's you know,

0:57:27.600 --> 0:57:30.560
<v Speaker 1>following a basically a will get to see and be

0:57:30.640 --> 0:57:34.760
<v Speaker 1>willing be in between. He's like, that's coherence. I'm like, okay, bro, Now,

0:57:34.840 --> 0:57:37.760
<v Speaker 1>john Ford maybe crazy. We don't know. He may not be.

0:57:38.000 --> 0:57:40.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm just willing to keep that open option. Maybe he

0:57:40.600 --> 0:57:42.640
<v Speaker 1>is a master spy tricking us all. Let's just pretend

0:57:42.760 --> 0:57:45.600
<v Speaker 1>right now now. If he is playing crazy to avoid

0:57:45.600 --> 0:57:49.360
<v Speaker 1>a life in prison, that is brilliant, right. So whatever, now,

0:57:49.480 --> 0:57:51.720
<v Speaker 1>no matter what, Ford still expects to get out of

0:57:51.720 --> 0:57:54.560
<v Speaker 1>this hospital one day. He's still alive. He's still locked

0:57:54.600 --> 0:57:57.960
<v Speaker 1>up in a mental health hospital, and he will, once

0:57:58.000 --> 0:58:00.200
<v Speaker 1>he gets out, reveal the truth of the alien is

0:58:00.200 --> 0:58:02.640
<v Speaker 1>living amongst us, or, as Ford put it in a

0:58:02.720 --> 0:58:05.240
<v Speaker 1>letter to his loyal right hand man, do you I

0:58:05.320 --> 0:58:09.160
<v Speaker 1>have arone quote, I'll bring home the bacon for everyone.

0:58:09.640 --> 0:58:13.080
<v Speaker 1>Then we'll rebuild the Long Island ufone network and destroy

0:58:13.200 --> 0:58:16.680
<v Speaker 1>the cover up. And what did he write in closing

0:58:16.680 --> 0:58:22.520
<v Speaker 1>of his manifesto, The truth is out there. Yes, it's

0:58:22.560 --> 0:58:27.360
<v Speaker 1>a ridiculous takeaway here. The ridiculous takeaway is that I

0:58:27.440 --> 0:58:30.560
<v Speaker 1>would like to go to an event put on by

0:58:30.600 --> 0:58:35.800
<v Speaker 1>the Long Island unifone network outfit. Yeah, and I would

0:58:35.840 --> 0:58:39.280
<v Speaker 1>really like to try out my bulling thing after a

0:58:39.320 --> 0:58:44.560
<v Speaker 1>presentation there and then get poisoned and killed. I think

0:58:44.600 --> 0:58:47.680
<v Speaker 1>my takeaway is, again, like I said, if you really

0:58:47.720 --> 0:58:50.760
<v Speaker 1>believe this stuff, it has to be so frustrating and

0:58:50.880 --> 0:58:53.840
<v Speaker 1>terrifying to think that you know something a PC and

0:58:53.840 --> 0:58:58.240
<v Speaker 1>everyone's just like, no, you're you're crazy. Um, especially if

0:58:58.240 --> 0:59:00.920
<v Speaker 1>it's something that you think, well, we're under attack by aliens.

0:59:01.120 --> 0:59:03.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, that would be a dire thing. If

0:59:03.520 --> 0:59:05.480
<v Speaker 1>it were true. You would hope people would do what

0:59:05.560 --> 0:59:08.960
<v Speaker 1>he's doing. And I think too that it's also you've

0:59:09.000 --> 0:59:11.760
<v Speaker 1>got to be pretty ticked off if you're just a

0:59:12.160 --> 0:59:15.680
<v Speaker 1>UFO person, like a person who is curious about UFOs

0:59:15.760 --> 0:59:18.680
<v Speaker 1>or believes in it. And you know there are like

0:59:18.760 --> 0:59:22.840
<v Speaker 1>all like the Air Force and military sightings and stuff. Right,

0:59:22.880 --> 0:59:24.840
<v Speaker 1>I've got a friend who's a big time so they're

0:59:24.840 --> 0:59:27.240
<v Speaker 1>like legitimate things that you can be talking about. But

0:59:27.320 --> 0:59:30.480
<v Speaker 1>then it's like they get tainted by these goofballs who

0:59:30.480 --> 0:59:35.120
<v Speaker 1>are yeah, it's like Jesus and that a lot of

0:59:35.160 --> 0:59:37.160
<v Speaker 1>people mean well, And then you have other people who

0:59:37.320 --> 0:59:39.439
<v Speaker 1>use it for weird stuff and you have a hard

0:59:39.440 --> 0:59:41.960
<v Speaker 1>time deciding which is this person who's telling me this

0:59:42.000 --> 0:59:44.840
<v Speaker 1>new story about Jesus or aliens are they meaning well

0:59:44.920 --> 0:59:48.680
<v Speaker 1>or are they just like completely in the beroom powerful

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<v Speaker 1>or mysterious thing is going to also elicit those who

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<v Speaker 1>are having some troubles on their own, and then it

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<v Speaker 1>seeps into it. So I mean, you haven't trouble parsing reality,

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<v Speaker 1>Aliens and Jesus can be real hard to make sense.

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<v Speaker 1>So my ridiculous takeaway, thanks for asking the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>my friends apparently don't try hard. Enough of them have

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<v Speaker 1>ever come to me with an assassination plot for our

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<v Speaker 1>local political leaders? Do we could get some radioactive monkeys

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<v Speaker 1>because and Davis they got these radio actually radio active

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<v Speaker 1>beats and dig them dogs up and we could do

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<v Speaker 1>some damage. But no, none of them have come to

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<v Speaker 1>me with this. You guys are letting me down. They

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<v Speaker 1>got up their game. Well, thanks for joining us. It's

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