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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, today's Strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: The subject is my man. She keeps some things to himself.

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Speaker 1: But right now the nephew was here with today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. What you got, nephews is that your husband?

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Speaker 1: Is that your husb? But let's go casto. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach chair is Karen? Uh? Hey, listen, my name

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Speaker 1: is Mark. Are you married to Jason? Yeah? Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: I got the right person. Listen. I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: even know how to say this to you. My my um.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, my name is Mark. I followed my

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Speaker 1: wife today and I right now I'm at a part

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Speaker 1: and I'm almost certain that my wife is right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm about two or three hundred yards away, but I'm

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Speaker 1: almost certainly my wife is holding hands, uh with your husband, Jason?

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Speaker 1: So hold hold on, hold on? Want will you see

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Speaker 1: my husband at the park with with your wife? How

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Speaker 1: long have you been following them? I followed my wife

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Speaker 1: this morning because I just was still in like real

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Speaker 1: weird about you know, something going on, And I followed

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Speaker 1: her and I'm at the park right now, and you

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Speaker 1: know this, I think this is I think she's with Jason,

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Speaker 1: I think she's with your husband. What type? What type

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Speaker 1: of car you do you see Jason in Alexis? What

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Speaker 1: color is it? Um? White? Okay, that's him. So he's

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Speaker 1: supposed to went to work today and this Sunday and

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Speaker 1: they had him overtime that he's supposed to been doing

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Speaker 1: at work today and he's at a part with your

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Speaker 1: wife close to them. So I'm not close to him,

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Speaker 1: you know. I tried to stay back. Wait wait wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait hold up? She just kissed him?

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Speaker 1: She did kiss who she did? My wife just kissed

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Speaker 1: your husband. What do you say your your your wife's

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Speaker 1: name is again? My wife name is Veronica Vernica? Okay?

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Speaker 1: What park that? Uh? They are only part I'm Langley

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Speaker 1: part right now. I'm I'm about two yards away from them,

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Speaker 1: and I'm looking at she just kissed him. Can I

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Speaker 1: cannot play this? Man? I know, well, you're not telling

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Speaker 1: me that your your wife is kissing my husband. Well,

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Speaker 1: how did you get my number? That's all up? That

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Speaker 1: this up? How did you get my nothing? Who are you?

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Speaker 1: I don't say. My name is Mark, A buddy of

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Speaker 1: mine named fitz Fitzgerald. Fitz knows, he knows Jason. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. It's Gerald. I don't want to know how

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Speaker 1: you get my number. Fitz gave me yours. Fitz told

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Speaker 1: me he knew Jason, and some kind of the way

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Speaker 1: he got me your phone number. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: who we got your number from. All I know is

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Speaker 1: your husband is kissing my wife right now. That's what

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Speaker 1: I know. Okay, you're just sitting there watching give me

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Speaker 1: the no, but we're gonna change this. Right now, you're

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Speaker 1: sitting there watching on some specta gatty. I go and

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Speaker 1: bust all it because I don't play that. Because he

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Speaker 1: said he had to work this morning, something that over time.

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Speaker 1: Don't have time that? Who does that? In the part

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Speaker 1: with some body? It's two colds in the park anyway,

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Speaker 1: you can't see those ducks. Give me give me the

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Speaker 1: address of this lightning park. Okay, wait wait wait, wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait. They're getting the blanket out of the car.

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Speaker 1: Now what does that. I know, well, he ain't no

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Speaker 1: romance to type and that you're not gonna take me car.

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Speaker 1: But they're getting the blanket off the car and going

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Speaker 1: deeper into the park. I cannot believe this. They're getting

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Speaker 1: the blanket. Well, what those sheer, No, she no, I'm

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Speaker 1: looking at give me the part wine and wine glasses.

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Speaker 1: Mark Mark, Mark, gives me the advance of the car.

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Speaker 1: You want some white boards. Stop, I'm trying to go out.

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Speaker 1: Bust that up. I don't have time for that calling me.

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Speaker 1: I'll started them not watching your wife. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: watch you know my hand him is that? Okay, let's

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Speaker 1: stop this right now. Take your over that to the

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Speaker 1: park and give him the phone. I don't have time

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Speaker 1: for this. You're sitting up there watching your wife with

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Speaker 1: my You're calling me? What coming you? Okay? Said what

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to be up to? Get on that because

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Speaker 1: the bother was there. I'll be the slap that and

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Speaker 1: I've been handing him his cap. Go hand him the

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Speaker 1: fall he s that hand in the phone what you had.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to see what else they're gonna do. That's

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Speaker 1: what I'm trying to do. You think you didn't seen

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Speaker 1: enough on that point? Death be over that door and

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Speaker 1: putting out a guy that what you want to wait

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Speaker 1: to film? Take cands over to hand him the phone.

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Speaker 1: I know Jason a'n't know. No, Parker, No, I'm got

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Speaker 1: Mike at home. I am on our fair child, pregnant

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Speaker 1: with a baby. But I don't get I'll go up

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Speaker 1: that whoop is why I'm pregnant. I know well, Jason

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Speaker 1: ain't need't no paper, Nope, don't hand in the phone.

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Speaker 1: I want to let me, let me go, let me

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Speaker 1: stop the truth. They're drinking wine right now. I don't

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Speaker 1: give up about that gold hand him the ball, walk

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Speaker 1: over the hand and the phone. Do with yours. I

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Speaker 1: don't play up by mind. Oh man, they just mark

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Speaker 1: mark Mark. I don't know who you have to go

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Speaker 1: hand him? Go hand him to phone. You're sitting up

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Speaker 1: there watching with your week for you anyway? Um uh,

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Speaker 1: that's my wife. He went he with my wife. You

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Speaker 1: must be old because if you was one of them

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Speaker 1: to go yoke up black one of the gout on this?

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Speaker 1: Who does that? You watching him at the fun I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you now, whopping at when I see it. I'm

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Speaker 1: whopping your wife, diet. I'm whopping Jason because I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: slap you're calling me with this. You should have to

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Speaker 1: call me. Got my blood pressure start? Huh when you

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Speaker 1: should have to watch this? My tell joke. But you're

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Speaker 1: supposed to be all on top of that. Yeah, when

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Speaker 1: I said, you got that coming too. But I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna find this langing pall right, I'm gonna get off

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Speaker 1: the fall because I'll be up there. I'll show you how. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, somebody want to talk

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Speaker 1: to you? Give me the phone hello, because I was

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Speaker 1: this this Tommy, Tommy who this nephew taught me from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your husband Jason got me

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Speaker 1: to prank on. Oh you there's something. You almost made

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Speaker 1: me have my baby here from this house this morning

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Speaker 1: and I got two moments though Jason got me to

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Speaker 1: play folk. He's no better than that anyway. When he

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Speaker 1: come on. Yeah, we say, little man, my wife is

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Speaker 1: a no no says she ain't. She don't take no drama,

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Speaker 1: none of it. He told me. You know this, because

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Speaker 1: I was like, what man sit there and watch their

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Speaker 1: wife at the park? What man does that? This is clazy?

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Speaker 1: But you tell him I got him. I got it. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I gotta ask you this baby, one more thing. What

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Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Shows. Yeah, I'm gonna get Jason it this

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Speaker 1: No Tommy, I'm gonna get you. I'll tell you what

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I'm just gonna name the baby. Tell

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Speaker 1: me tell him that for Joe, tell him You're gonna

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Speaker 1: name the baby. Tell me, yeah, tell tell him, tell

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Speaker 1: Jackson that I'm gonna name the baby. Tom, you want

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Speaker 1: some inspecting, gadget is my girl? My man? You on

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Speaker 1: some inspect to get you. I love it. I love it,

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Speaker 1: I love it. I love U. She's like I'm real

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Speaker 1: by mine. I love her. I ain't playing with man

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Speaker 1: what you call looking at them show punk cast you're

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Speaker 1: just sitting there watching them. Huh yeah. I love it.

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Speaker 1: That for keeping stupid baby, that's that's my job is

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Speaker 1: to keep it stupid. Well you've done a fun job

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Speaker 1: of that, sir, Man the country thank you. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: don't you let nobody tell you different. Going through right

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Speaker 1: now quarantine with the kids, man, Yeah, well, at least

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Speaker 1: over here. I was not to have my kids when

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Speaker 1: I was a teenager. Now because they've been gone now,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, all us wait until you

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Speaker 1: can afford them every time. Let me tell you how

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Speaker 1: cool it is right here, right me? Tom, We we

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Speaker 1: out here in l a quarantine. Everybody in Atlanta winning

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Speaker 1: out the country down. You know, everybody tripping around you.

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Speaker 1: Daddy did want you to come on. You gotta take

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Speaker 1: care of business. Man't gwing going man win, It might

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Speaker 1: be better where he is. To be honest with you,

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Speaker 1: I need. I can't beat this quiet that long. I'm

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Speaker 1: just sitting there. What you what you want? You want

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Speaker 1: a wife? You want one them? Yeah? No, no, hold

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Speaker 1: of he right about that. And you're gonna be talking

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Speaker 1: when you don't won't talk now. I know you hit me.

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Speaker 1: I know you set up and enjoy your little quiet time,

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Speaker 1: dumb at leash, y'all got somebody, okay right now? You

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Speaker 1: don't want nobody all the damn time? Now, not all

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Speaker 1: the dames, okay, all right, And I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 1: right now they don't want to talk to us all

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Speaker 1: the daymn time either, exactly. That's true. Just a two

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Speaker 1: way street with that, all right. We gotta go up

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Speaker 1: next Today's Strawberry letter. Shut your laugh so