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Speaker 1: I what's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's alser line.

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Speaker 4: Go just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 4: loser line before, it works like this. Let's say someone

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Speaker 4: approaches you while you're out at the club and uses

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Speaker 4: this charming pick app line on you. Hey girl, I

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Speaker 4: know we just met, but you can call me pooh

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Speaker 4: bear Oh, that's all I want, your honey.

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Speaker 3: Wanting the pooh after that.

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Speaker 4: Whatever you do, resist the urge to tell him to

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Speaker 4: get lost in the hundred acre wood. Instead, tell him

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Speaker 4: that his jokes make you act like Tigger in the

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Speaker 4: Sack Bouncy trouncy fun fun, fun, fun fun, and then

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Speaker 4: you give him to the number to the loser line,

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Speaker 4: so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 4: play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Jelina, Hey, I know we talked about like hanging out

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Speaker 5: at my place and like I want you, but I

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Speaker 5: just thought I should let you know. I've kind of

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Speaker 5: been hearing noises coming from my attic and I don't

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Speaker 5: think it's anything to worry about, but it could be

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Speaker 5: a bat, could be one, maybe even two, or a

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Speaker 5: whole bunch.

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Speaker 1: I really don't know.

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Speaker 5: But I was thinking, how cool would that be, like

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Speaker 5: if we go on a date and you know, then

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Speaker 5: climb up into the attic and search for bats, like

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Speaker 5: pretty cool? And uh, this isn't like a one hundred

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Speaker 5: percent confirmed, but I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to bats,

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Speaker 5: so you probably have to go in front, just because,

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Speaker 5: like you know, allergies are no jokes. But if we

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Speaker 5: don't find any bats, like I guess, we could just

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Speaker 5: you know, maybe like clean up the space and organize

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Speaker 5: it and stuff like that'd be pretty cool too. Talk

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Speaker 5: to you later.

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Speaker 1: I think it realized nothing he listed was actually cool.

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, it's at least admirable that he has a

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Speaker 4: backup plan if there is no back Yeah, then spring cleaning.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, you love a.

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Speaker 4: Knight in shining armor that sends you into the dungeon.

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Speaker 4: That's right, that's female empowerment. Let me know when the

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Speaker 4: coast is clear. It's awesome.

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Speaker 1: A this is your neighbor. I just wanted to I

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Speaker 1: just want to give you call an ask. Is that

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Speaker 1: long war of yours? Is it tuned up to uh

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Speaker 1: an illegal level? Because it sounds a little louder than

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Speaker 1: the ninety five decible limit our neighborhood has in the

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Speaker 1: side laws, and I'd hate to have to report you

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Speaker 1: to the HA. By the way, I am the treasurer,

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Speaker 1: so I get to vote during the meetings and U.

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Speaker 1: You haven't been entering your door, so I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: if you're out somewhere. Maybe you're away. I'll have to

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Speaker 1: check Mary roof cam AnyWho get back to me. One

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Speaker 1: thing spire out of control? How do you pull it off?

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Speaker 4: Giving the way, you'll never get that he was really

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Speaker 4: trying to use his treasurer power. What's more annoying than

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Speaker 4: a souped up one hundred decibel lawnmower next to your

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Speaker 4: ear drum? The content over on the brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: TikTok page. Blast that at full volume in your living

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Speaker 4: room and the h O way will be down your

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Speaker 4: throat in no time.

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Speaker 3: It's not a good thing unless they.

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Speaker 4: Come over and watch it with you. Why not make

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Speaker 4: a whole night of it. We've got second date's phone

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Speaker 4: tabs and our favorite Loser line clip of the week

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Speaker 4: right there.

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Speaker 3: Party.

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Speaker 4: Won't you be our neighbor and follow us at broken Jeffrey,

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Speaker 4: he's a new homeowner he doesn't understand yet. I finally

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Speaker 4: got the music. Get my roof right after this. Now

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Speaker 4: let's get back to the cliffs.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Right, guess what you need?

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Speaker 3: You up lucky right now?

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Speaker 5: And Les Bill I have you're born and raised.

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Speaker 2: We're going to play out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 5: I'm just this.

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Speaker 3: Me and my ex we used to like we'll go

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Speaker 3: up to that show the high school, and I don't know,

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Speaker 3: I guess I still miss him, you know, like, but

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Speaker 3: I was thinking, like maybe, like if you and me

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Speaker 3: hang out, then then maybe if we watched that show,

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Speaker 3: then maybe we can make like new happier.

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Speaker 2: Memories to it.

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Speaker 3: So, yeah, will you be Mike Carleton? No? I mean,

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Speaker 3: I guess it's better than asking if he could be

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Speaker 3: his uncle Phil.

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Speaker 4: Carlton was the sexy one and the very end when

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Speaker 4: you think about it, I'm sorry. There was nothing about

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Speaker 4: that show that should turn anyone on. Yeah, there's like

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Speaker 4: life lessons for teenagers.

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Speaker 5: Poor Les has no idea what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 4: That's a good thing. Should be way too turned on,

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Speaker 4: So don't go back.

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Speaker 2: Hey there, So I was just about to cook myself

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Speaker 2: a lovely little dinner what we got.

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Speaker 1: Look at me.

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Speaker 2: Enjoying a nice, robust cheddar broccoli hot pocket, just me

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Speaker 2: and an evening of sweet, sweet solitude. Hold on, hold on, missions,

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Speaker 2: turning on, Come on, it always turned on. Wait try.

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Speaker 1: Microwave week, And all I wanted was stupid.

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Speaker 4: At least you know, if you guys start dating, he's

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Speaker 4: very cool headed. I don't imagine all this happening at

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Speaker 4: his parents house. Am I the only one that feels

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Speaker 4: terrible for him? It was this one moment that he

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Speaker 4: was looking for to and those cheddar broccoli hot pockets

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Speaker 4: are so good. He's gonna have to do the part

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Speaker 4: of the box that nobody reads. Would just put it

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Speaker 4: in the oven?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, put it back.

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Speaker 2: It's not worth it.

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Speaker 4: I forget it by that point. Remember you can listle

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Speaker 4: Loser Line regularly at this time every week, and make

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Speaker 4: sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page.

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Speaker 4: We can hear your favorite loser lines right there. We

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Speaker 4: got your phone town coming

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Speaker 3: Up, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,