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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, let me have your undivided attention. This

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Speaker 1: is the voice of Steve Harvey. So a lit'tle bit

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Speaker 1: different today. I've decided to use my radio voice today.

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Speaker 1: How long I'll be using this voice, I'm not really

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Speaker 1: really sure. It's rather dry and boring to me, but

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Speaker 1: I'll attempt to use it. Strawberry has the best voice

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Speaker 1: in all of radio. I will never be accused of that.

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Speaker 1: I have been called country healsworthy. Most recently I found

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Speaker 1: out I was a country bumpkin. Well, let me say this.

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Speaker 1: The country bumpkin done made it you better. Wish you

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Speaker 1: was this country Use what you got. I heard a

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Speaker 1: preach on Instagram talking about all the people in the

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Speaker 1: Bible that God had used that was flawed, murderers, adultrous,

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Speaker 1: thee prostitutes, womanizers, hater us, thieves, cowards. He used a

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Speaker 1: lot of different people. I just figured, you know, country

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Speaker 1: bunkin could be one of them too. So here I am, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: you put that together? Letting him use me? I laugh

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Speaker 1: at people now, man, Steve Mortshaw shutting Strawberry Collin for real,

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Speaker 1: Mississippi Monica Junior and the legend that is Nephew Tommy. Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: I am so happy that I have discovered the new

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Speaker 1: version of me. I've been working on it for quite

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Speaker 1: some while. Quite some time. God has removed me from

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Speaker 1: a lot of people and put me off in a

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Speaker 1: corner somewhere and put me on time out so he

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Speaker 1: could talk to me. And he figured out the best

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Speaker 1: way to talk to me was to remove distraction and

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Speaker 1: set me over there by myself. So I've been alone

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Speaker 1: for a little while now, and man o, man o, man,

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Speaker 1: has he been talking to me? And I've been and

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Speaker 1: man o, man oh man, I'm I'm even more solid

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Speaker 1: than I ever been. Thank you, Lord. I ain't know

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Speaker 1: what you was doing at first, but I got it now,

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Speaker 1: how Junior?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know you know that the country bumpkin got

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Speaker 2: a mining camp going on right now, the country Bumpkin

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Speaker 2: do And did you ever see.

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Speaker 1: Your billy self?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, with your huge billy self. Did you ever foresee

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Speaker 2: yourself on being this type of mentor? Did you ever

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Speaker 2: foresee this part? Did you ever see that? Hell?

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Speaker 1: No, I needed a mentor. I thank God for my

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Speaker 1: father man, because this dude was the best mentor I

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Speaker 1: ever had. Now his methods, I've had to adjust because

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Speaker 1: his methods didn't really work on my sons, and they

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Speaker 1: show ain't gonna work at this camp, but they were

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Speaker 1: very effective for me in the time that I grew

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Speaker 1: up as a young young boy, growing up in the sixties,

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Speaker 1: so I needed that toughness that he gave me. But

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Speaker 1: I think I think most of us never know what

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Speaker 1: we end up. You know, it kills me when people

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Speaker 1: say that I always knew i'd be here. We really

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Speaker 1: really congratulations. Very few of us know exactly where we'll

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Speaker 1: wind up. But when you get there, you're all ful

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Speaker 1: grateful that you are. And that's why I am right now.

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Speaker 1: You know, I wouldn't like Beyonce knew at fourteen, Matthew

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Speaker 1: Knowles was bringing her to the hip hop comedy stop

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Speaker 1: down in Houston. She was fourteen years old. She'd go

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Speaker 1: up on amateur night, her and the girls, yep, and

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Speaker 1: he knew. He said, Man, my daughter gonna be a star.

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Speaker 1: I said, OK, well, I got these jokes to tell,

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Speaker 1: so can you.

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: See coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,

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Speaker 1: we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that prank.

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Speaker 1: Back right after this, you're listening morning show