1 00:00:08,245 --> 00:00:15,125 Speaker 1: School of Humans. Hello everyone, Welcome back to Cadaver Gals, 2 00:00:15,245 --> 00:00:17,725 Speaker 1: the podcast where we talk about death to cope with 3 00:00:17,765 --> 00:00:23,325 Speaker 1: our own mortality. I am Nika, your beautiful host, along 4 00:00:23,325 --> 00:00:29,965 Speaker 1: with Gabby. Oh um, excuse me, kind host? What kind 5 00:00:29,965 --> 00:00:32,325 Speaker 1: of host am I? No? I want a different adjective? 6 00:00:33,245 --> 00:00:39,485 Speaker 1: What am I? Smelly? Okay? Except and Taylor? I'm scared. 7 00:00:39,725 --> 00:00:45,885 Speaker 1: I'm scared he's stinky. Why you know, every would meet 8 00:00:45,965 --> 00:00:53,565 Speaker 1: my co host smelly and stinky and you're beautiful anyway? Um, 9 00:00:54,445 --> 00:00:58,525 Speaker 1: you know today Gabby will stinky smelly, I don't already forgot. 10 00:00:58,565 --> 00:01:04,525 Speaker 1: We'll tell us a disgusting story involving penises, and Taylor 11 00:01:04,725 --> 00:01:08,805 Speaker 1: is teaching us about Roman torture. As always, we do 12 00:01:08,925 --> 00:01:15,365 Speaker 1: have trigger warnings, including murder and war and slavery and 13 00:01:16,405 --> 00:01:22,845 Speaker 1: penises and disease. I think that's it. Yeah, there might 14 00:01:22,885 --> 00:01:24,845 Speaker 1: be some other stuff, but we'll say the trigger warning 15 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:28,285 Speaker 1: after the fact as we usually do. My gosh, how 16 00:01:28,325 --> 00:01:32,085 Speaker 1: have we not gotten canceled Q Alligator Music because we're 17 00:01:32,085 --> 00:01:51,165 Speaker 1: not popular enough? It's true, Okatoki. Also, Gabby is right, 18 00:01:51,165 --> 00:01:53,485 Speaker 1: we are not popular enough to get canceled, and honestly, 19 00:01:53,685 --> 00:01:56,965 Speaker 1: I am grateful for that. Gabby since you're spewing words 20 00:01:56,965 --> 00:02:00,885 Speaker 1: of wisdom, do you want to tell us about something 21 00:02:00,885 --> 00:02:05,165 Speaker 1: that I am sure is going to be disgusting. Yeah, Gabby, 22 00:02:05,205 --> 00:02:08,285 Speaker 1: come and at you with either your alligator news or 23 00:02:08,405 --> 00:02:12,685 Speaker 1: just really disgusting weener related death. So here, I am 24 00:02:13,285 --> 00:02:17,205 Speaker 1: never to disappoint our cadaver pals. What I hate is that, 25 00:02:17,285 --> 00:02:19,925 Speaker 1: like I actually enjoy eating hot dogs, so when you 26 00:02:20,245 --> 00:02:22,805 Speaker 1: talk about a ween or disease death, it just it 27 00:02:22,845 --> 00:02:24,605 Speaker 1: really puts me off of hot dogs for a while. 28 00:02:24,965 --> 00:02:28,765 Speaker 1: Why should I call it penis problems instead? Actually I 29 00:02:28,805 --> 00:02:31,885 Speaker 1: do prefer that. Okay, Well, I have been thinking about 30 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:34,285 Speaker 1: what we're I do think weener is the funniest to 31 00:02:34,285 --> 00:02:36,805 Speaker 1: refer to. But I will try to respect you at 32 00:02:37,685 --> 00:02:40,725 Speaker 1: she was respectful to us just now, calling a stinky 33 00:02:40,725 --> 00:02:43,685 Speaker 1: and smelly hey. But as I get older, I am 34 00:02:43,725 --> 00:02:46,445 Speaker 1: smelling weird. I'm already smelling like an old person, you know, 35 00:02:48,365 --> 00:02:51,605 Speaker 1: like you know, very specific kind of smell. I smell 36 00:02:51,645 --> 00:02:55,245 Speaker 1: like decay. I get to see Gabby later today for lunch, 37 00:02:55,245 --> 00:02:57,445 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna just hug you, and I'm gonna smell 38 00:02:57,445 --> 00:03:01,085 Speaker 1: you really hard and tell you if you smell bud um. 39 00:03:02,125 --> 00:03:04,525 Speaker 1: I mean, we'll think about our boundaries later. But okay, 40 00:03:04,565 --> 00:03:08,765 Speaker 1: so we're gonna be talking about literally in this bro's name. 41 00:03:08,805 --> 00:03:12,325 Speaker 1: His name is Governor Morris. That's just his first name 42 00:03:12,365 --> 00:03:16,445 Speaker 1: as governs, his first name as governor. Yeah, so my 43 00:03:16,565 --> 00:03:20,205 Speaker 1: name is now Mayor Watts. I'm going to be referred 44 00:03:20,285 --> 00:03:26,765 Speaker 1: to now or like city council member Watts's name, Yeah, 45 00:03:26,805 --> 00:03:30,365 Speaker 1: city council member low. Okay anyway, but yeah, Governor Morris, 46 00:03:30,405 --> 00:03:32,965 Speaker 1: he was one of the founding fathers, had no idea 47 00:03:33,405 --> 00:03:36,245 Speaker 1: and so you know, he was around doing that what 48 00:03:36,445 --> 00:03:39,445 Speaker 1: is that eighteenth century stuff? You know, he was the 49 00:03:39,565 --> 00:03:44,365 Speaker 1: dude who actually penned We the People. That was his work. 50 00:03:44,405 --> 00:03:49,565 Speaker 1: So he was a talented writer. Governor, well done. Governor. Yeah, 51 00:03:49,565 --> 00:03:52,125 Speaker 1: but it's looks it's not spelled like governor now, it 52 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:54,245 Speaker 1: looks like governor. So I kind of think it's fun 53 00:03:54,285 --> 00:03:58,645 Speaker 1: to say his name is Governor Moore. Oh my gosh, 54 00:03:58,845 --> 00:04:02,565 Speaker 1: name is Morris. I'm goober. Anyway, So he was good 55 00:04:02,565 --> 00:04:04,485 Speaker 1: at talking, he was good at writing, you know, I 56 00:04:04,485 --> 00:04:06,605 Speaker 1: guess just like Himilton. Now, I was like with the 57 00:04:06,645 --> 00:04:09,325 Speaker 1: Hamilton music, they're always like, Hamilton, why do you write 58 00:04:09,365 --> 00:04:10,765 Speaker 1: as if you're running out of time? And I'm like 59 00:04:10,805 --> 00:04:13,165 Speaker 1: Hamilton wasn't the only one who was doing that shit. 60 00:04:13,485 --> 00:04:15,765 Speaker 1: And also Governor Morris he was also good at or 61 00:04:15,845 --> 00:04:19,565 Speaker 1: rating Okay, ten out of ten. He's just like Jesus, 62 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:23,805 Speaker 1: the or rating part anyway, so's like Obama, just like 63 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:27,445 Speaker 1: our Obama. And he was also of the Founding Fathers. 64 00:04:27,485 --> 00:04:31,445 Speaker 1: He was very much against slavery, so that's good for him, 65 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,725 Speaker 1: but it might have also just been because he was like, hey, 66 00:04:33,765 --> 00:04:36,485 Speaker 1: I first see this in the future causing a big 67 00:04:36,845 --> 00:04:39,605 Speaker 1: crisis amongst our people. Hey, he was like, you know, 68 00:04:39,645 --> 00:04:41,685 Speaker 1: there's probably gonna be like a civil war in the future. 69 00:04:42,085 --> 00:04:45,365 Speaker 1: So yeah, but he also I mean he also said 70 00:04:45,445 --> 00:04:49,325 Speaker 1: it was you know, like in God's eyes, you know, 71 00:04:49,445 --> 00:04:52,405 Speaker 1: it's like greatly immoral too, like do you humanize other 72 00:04:52,445 --> 00:04:54,205 Speaker 1: people and just like take them from their land. So 73 00:04:54,245 --> 00:05:01,085 Speaker 1: I'm like, good job. Yeah, airhorns for Governor an okay, okay, 74 00:05:01,165 --> 00:05:07,165 Speaker 1: UM's yeah. But he also he was from like New York, 75 00:05:07,485 --> 00:05:10,125 Speaker 1: I mean, what was to become New York. And he 76 00:05:10,165 --> 00:05:12,925 Speaker 1: was actually responsible as well for like the grid like 77 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:15,205 Speaker 1: structure because at first they're like, yeah, let's do like 78 00:05:15,245 --> 00:05:18,525 Speaker 1: circles streets, you know, curves not circle streets. But we're 79 00:05:18,565 --> 00:05:24,445 Speaker 1: like a European pattern. But he's like, nah, grids, grids know, right, 80 00:05:26,725 --> 00:05:30,325 Speaker 1: grids are in for a governor. But you know, the 81 00:05:30,365 --> 00:05:32,645 Speaker 1: reason I like talking about him is because he was 82 00:05:32,685 --> 00:05:37,645 Speaker 1: also a mega party boy. Yeah okay, like he was 83 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:41,765 Speaker 1: a bit yeah airhorn airhorn anyway, Like you know, he 84 00:05:41,805 --> 00:05:44,045 Speaker 1: was a bit of a man whore, but like, you know, 85 00:05:44,085 --> 00:05:46,765 Speaker 1: a lovable man whore. He was, like he would bang 86 00:05:46,845 --> 00:05:50,765 Speaker 1: lots of ladies, and his type was other people's wives. 87 00:05:51,325 --> 00:05:59,485 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and but but because other people's wives, they're 88 00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:02,605 Speaker 1: just like, damn, this governor is so like fun and 89 00:06:02,765 --> 00:06:06,045 Speaker 1: flirty and fun to be around. Let's banged. So like, 90 00:06:06,605 --> 00:06:09,165 Speaker 1: you know, he seemed like a good personality, Like he 91 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:11,965 Speaker 1: wasn't like a man who you'll be like a gross toxic. 92 00:06:12,045 --> 00:06:16,645 Speaker 1: He was just like so fun. Okay, he was so fun. 93 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:24,645 Speaker 1: I really I do love like good liked good horse. 94 00:06:25,805 --> 00:06:30,725 Speaker 1: I love good who men men horns, But it's hard 95 00:06:30,725 --> 00:06:33,965 Speaker 1: to find them because most of them aren't terrible. Then 96 00:06:34,005 --> 00:06:38,285 Speaker 1: there's some who are like genuinely just charming, like respect 97 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:41,765 Speaker 1: women and like be fucking yeah. He see, he was 98 00:06:41,805 --> 00:06:43,725 Speaker 1: a great dude. Taylor, did you want to say something 99 00:06:43,765 --> 00:06:46,645 Speaker 1: to correct our usage of the term whore to describe people. 100 00:06:46,845 --> 00:06:52,165 Speaker 1: I just just know, Okay, great terrific anyway, But no 101 00:06:52,365 --> 00:06:54,485 Speaker 1: I am saying it as a compliment, you know. But 102 00:06:54,525 --> 00:06:56,565 Speaker 1: the thing is, sometimes, you know, sleeping with other people's 103 00:06:56,565 --> 00:06:58,925 Speaker 1: wives could get you in trouble sometimes. So one time 104 00:06:58,965 --> 00:07:00,805 Speaker 1: he was in Philadelphia and he was messing around with 105 00:07:00,885 --> 00:07:04,565 Speaker 1: this lady and according to this one historian, the lady's husband, 106 00:07:04,645 --> 00:07:07,445 Speaker 1: you know, discussed them or whatever, and then a chase 107 00:07:08,005 --> 00:07:11,445 Speaker 1: happened where like the husband was chasing Governor outside in 108 00:07:11,485 --> 00:07:14,365 Speaker 1: the streets. And then Governor he got hit by a 109 00:07:14,445 --> 00:07:17,165 Speaker 1: carriage and broke a lot of phones in one of 110 00:07:17,205 --> 00:07:20,845 Speaker 1: his legs, and then they had to amputate his leg. So, oh, 111 00:07:21,285 --> 00:07:23,285 Speaker 1: that's a true part. That's not something according to people. 112 00:07:23,445 --> 00:07:25,525 Speaker 1: Some people said he didn't have one of his legs. 113 00:07:25,525 --> 00:07:28,165 Speaker 1: One of his legs got amputated in a horsecarriage accident. 114 00:07:28,205 --> 00:07:32,285 Speaker 1: But whether or not it was escaping from you know, 115 00:07:32,525 --> 00:07:36,645 Speaker 1: the bedchamber of a previously engaged whom I don't know, 116 00:07:36,765 --> 00:07:39,725 Speaker 1: but you know, that could have been the thing was 117 00:07:39,765 --> 00:07:42,205 Speaker 1: this post We the People could have been like an 118 00:07:42,245 --> 00:07:44,925 Speaker 1: ongoing during We the People, I mean I understand we 119 00:07:45,005 --> 00:07:48,005 Speaker 1: the people. We the people be fucking other people's wives. 120 00:07:48,045 --> 00:07:52,885 Speaker 1: I get it. That's how the preamble to the Constitution starts. 121 00:07:53,045 --> 00:07:57,205 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I should have been there. I 122 00:07:57,245 --> 00:08:00,085 Speaker 1: should have been a founding father. Okay, like I think, 123 00:08:00,085 --> 00:08:02,685 Speaker 1: maybe is that the new daddy founding father? No, it 124 00:08:02,765 --> 00:08:06,125 Speaker 1: doesn't have the same ring now, okay, anyway, sorry, I'm 125 00:08:06,125 --> 00:08:07,925 Speaker 1: just talking to myself now. So but he did, he 126 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:10,045 Speaker 1: did finally get married. He did settle down at the 127 00:08:10,045 --> 00:08:12,405 Speaker 1: age of fifty seven. Good for him, right, Um, he 128 00:08:12,485 --> 00:08:17,405 Speaker 1: married his housekeeper, Nancy. She was like in her early thirties, 129 00:08:17,925 --> 00:08:23,965 Speaker 1: and Nancy Nancy was fancy and that she the things 130 00:08:23,965 --> 00:08:25,965 Speaker 1: that she had in common with Governor was that she 131 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:30,085 Speaker 1: also liked to fuck other people's husbands, specifically her sisters. 132 00:08:30,285 --> 00:08:34,205 Speaker 1: So she might have banged her sister's husband. And then 133 00:08:34,245 --> 00:08:37,285 Speaker 1: they had a baby together, and then the baby mysteriously died, 134 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:40,165 Speaker 1: and then her sister's husband and her went on trial 135 00:08:40,285 --> 00:08:43,285 Speaker 1: for murdering the baby, but there wasn't enough evidence, so 136 00:08:43,325 --> 00:08:48,045 Speaker 1: then they were acquitted. And then yeah, it's just a 137 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:57,765 Speaker 1: super late abortion abortion jokes, trigger warning. And then the husband, 138 00:08:57,845 --> 00:09:00,965 Speaker 1: her sister's husband, then mysteriously died after that, and they 139 00:09:01,005 --> 00:09:03,845 Speaker 1: suspected Nancy and her sister Judith her maybe doing that. 140 00:09:03,965 --> 00:09:09,165 Speaker 1: So she was a crazy girl. Nancy's a riot, you know. 141 00:09:09,365 --> 00:09:13,365 Speaker 1: Sometimes you go from murderer to housekeeping too, founding father's wife. 142 00:09:13,365 --> 00:09:15,485 Speaker 1: You know, it's just sort of a pipeline. You ever 143 00:09:15,725 --> 00:09:21,365 Speaker 1: met a hinged Nancy? They're all unhinged and I love them. Yeah, yeah, 144 00:09:21,445 --> 00:09:24,125 Speaker 1: I know a lot of Nancy's, do you really? I 145 00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:28,405 Speaker 1: hope not, but but I think, yeah, it'd be a 146 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:31,885 Speaker 1: secret Nancy. You know, maybe maybe one of us is 147 00:09:31,885 --> 00:09:36,085 Speaker 1: a secret Nancy. Oh my money's on Nika. Oh yeah, same. 148 00:09:36,245 --> 00:09:38,885 Speaker 1: I thought of you, Taylor. I think you're a secret Nancy. 149 00:09:39,005 --> 00:09:43,325 Speaker 1: Oh I get okay, I've been swayed based saying that 150 00:09:43,405 --> 00:09:49,645 Speaker 1: just now anyway, So Nancy, So that was fun, you know. 151 00:09:49,925 --> 00:09:51,925 Speaker 1: And the whole reason I'm doing this is because I 152 00:09:51,965 --> 00:09:54,685 Speaker 1: love exposition. And really the point I'm trying to make 153 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:57,005 Speaker 1: is a lot of his life seems to have centered 154 00:09:57,005 --> 00:10:02,285 Speaker 1: around his penis. Penis, Okay, not his waener, his penis. 155 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:05,965 Speaker 1: And actually John Jay, who was another founding father, at 156 00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:08,165 Speaker 1: one point he was like, hey, you know when he 157 00:10:08,245 --> 00:10:10,605 Speaker 1: was like in that carriage accident, it might have actually 158 00:10:10,645 --> 00:10:14,685 Speaker 1: been better if he lost something else, meaning alluding to 159 00:10:14,965 --> 00:10:17,805 Speaker 1: his he maybe should have lost his wiener because maybe 160 00:10:17,845 --> 00:10:20,525 Speaker 1: he would have had more attention to detail in his life. 161 00:10:20,845 --> 00:10:24,805 Speaker 1: Eighteenth century insults. I love they were. They were just 162 00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:27,325 Speaker 1: as crazy as we are today. Truly, I really do 163 00:10:27,445 --> 00:10:30,045 Speaker 1: love getting into history because it's like people were fucking 164 00:10:30,725 --> 00:10:33,005 Speaker 1: birth control was not as widely available, so they were 165 00:10:33,045 --> 00:10:35,605 Speaker 1: just throwing babies away. Like it was crazy. He was 166 00:10:35,605 --> 00:10:39,165 Speaker 1: a crazy time. Yeah, dying earlier crazy. Yeah, the time 167 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:43,365 Speaker 1: before it was crazy. You know, as we've also established 168 00:10:43,365 --> 00:10:47,925 Speaker 1: on cadavergaws in the past, people were dying in the past. 169 00:10:48,005 --> 00:10:50,805 Speaker 1: Well little known fact. Okay, it's still be dying. So 170 00:10:50,885 --> 00:10:53,085 Speaker 1: basically his penis is gonna he caused him a lot 171 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,885 Speaker 1: of problems in his life, and you're gonna see that's 172 00:10:54,885 --> 00:10:56,565 Speaker 1: going to cause him a lot of problems at the 173 00:10:56,645 --> 00:10:59,645 Speaker 1: end of his life, Okay, because like he also another 174 00:10:59,685 --> 00:11:01,285 Speaker 1: big thing in his life as he went to France. 175 00:11:01,325 --> 00:11:04,325 Speaker 1: He had lots of mistresses in France. For example, one 176 00:11:04,325 --> 00:11:06,525 Speaker 1: time he was in the Loop, which at the time 177 00:11:06,605 --> 00:11:09,325 Speaker 1: was just you know, King Louis Castle that he lived in, 178 00:11:09,765 --> 00:11:12,565 Speaker 1: and this one time there is this woman who was 179 00:11:12,725 --> 00:11:16,925 Speaker 1: married obviously, and they were kind of having an affair, 180 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:20,605 Speaker 1: and he wrote down in his journal Governor did He said, Yeah, 181 00:11:20,645 --> 00:11:23,885 Speaker 1: we were at the Louver and we were celebrating me 182 00:11:23,925 --> 00:11:28,405 Speaker 1: and this woman. But oh that's so yeah, but that's 183 00:11:28,405 --> 00:11:32,685 Speaker 1: what that's his euphemism for, like banging was celebrating. But 184 00:11:32,765 --> 00:11:35,805 Speaker 1: the way they celebrated this one time in his journal entry, 185 00:11:35,965 --> 00:11:38,165 Speaker 1: it was in like one of the hallways of the 186 00:11:38,245 --> 00:11:41,765 Speaker 1: Louver during a party, while harpsichord was playing in the distance, 187 00:11:41,805 --> 00:11:43,965 Speaker 1: while this woman's husband was in the next room, and 188 00:11:44,045 --> 00:11:46,725 Speaker 1: all the doors were open and they were expecting people 189 00:11:46,765 --> 00:11:52,005 Speaker 1: to walk in. I, Governor, I shake at the like 190 00:11:52,205 --> 00:11:54,485 Speaker 1: the thought of this, like this is just every dream 191 00:11:54,485 --> 00:11:58,685 Speaker 1: of mine, and I'm mad. I'm angered that that that 192 00:11:58,725 --> 00:12:01,325 Speaker 1: cannot happen to me anymore. I love this so bad. 193 00:12:01,685 --> 00:12:04,605 Speaker 1: I love that. Like people are walking around the Louver now, 194 00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:07,005 Speaker 1: you know, to see like modern art, and there was 195 00:12:07,085 --> 00:12:11,765 Speaker 1: this right Governor just banging away at other celebrating. He 196 00:12:11,805 --> 00:12:18,045 Speaker 1: was celebrating your right, Yeah, celebrating. Yeah, celebrate everyone this weekend. 197 00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:20,525 Speaker 1: Have fun. Um. The next time I'm going to go 198 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:22,485 Speaker 1: to the Louver, I'm gonna do a seance and ask 199 00:12:22,565 --> 00:12:25,965 Speaker 1: Governor to fuck me in the whole way. Okay, I'm 200 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:30,565 Speaker 1: not I can. I would not be able to take 201 00:12:30,605 --> 00:12:32,525 Speaker 1: someone seriously if their name was governor. That's like the 202 00:12:32,565 --> 00:12:35,445 Speaker 1: equivalent of like having sex with someone called Elmo. Would 203 00:12:35,525 --> 00:12:43,885 Speaker 1: you rather celebrating with Elmo? Or governor obviously or city 204 00:12:43,925 --> 00:12:48,485 Speaker 1: council member? Me? Okay? But yeah, when he was in France, 205 00:12:48,525 --> 00:12:51,125 Speaker 1: he was there during the French Revolution or whatever, and 206 00:12:51,405 --> 00:12:54,245 Speaker 1: he was kind of against the revolution, I think because 207 00:12:54,285 --> 00:12:57,605 Speaker 1: he mostly he saw like the liberals who were like 208 00:12:57,885 --> 00:13:00,525 Speaker 1: kind of being a little bar He didn't like their barbarism, 209 00:13:00,525 --> 00:13:02,605 Speaker 1: you know, because they would go and kill the aristocrats 210 00:13:02,605 --> 00:13:04,685 Speaker 1: and then like put their like heads on spikes and 211 00:13:04,725 --> 00:13:06,845 Speaker 1: like walk aroun round and stuff. And I think Governor 212 00:13:06,965 --> 00:13:09,125 Speaker 1: was like, m yucky, I don't like that, you know. 213 00:13:09,965 --> 00:13:12,565 Speaker 1: After that was all going on and like the king, 214 00:13:12,765 --> 00:13:16,645 Speaker 1: you know, he got deposed and all that shit, Governor 215 00:13:16,685 --> 00:13:20,405 Speaker 1: he scaddled from France. But one fun thing is since 216 00:13:20,405 --> 00:13:22,485 Speaker 1: he knew the king, he didn't necessarily help the king, 217 00:13:23,165 --> 00:13:25,885 Speaker 1: you know, escape or anything. But he did go back 218 00:13:25,925 --> 00:13:27,805 Speaker 1: to the king's castle and like took some of his 219 00:13:27,885 --> 00:13:31,805 Speaker 1: furniture home with him too. The US, you know, just 220 00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:34,965 Speaker 1: that's nice. You know, your friend's been captured and you're 221 00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:37,525 Speaker 1: just like, hey, I'll just take your furniture, you know, 222 00:13:37,965 --> 00:13:40,565 Speaker 1: fun keeping. He's keeping it warm. Yeah, it was keeping 223 00:13:40,565 --> 00:13:42,605 Speaker 1: it safe, not just to like be like this would 224 00:13:42,645 --> 00:13:47,565 Speaker 1: look good in my living room. So obviously he used 225 00:13:47,845 --> 00:13:52,365 Speaker 1: his Wiener. Sorry, I'm gonna say weener again for mini bangs. 226 00:13:52,725 --> 00:13:55,325 Speaker 1: The thing is his his wiener. Also, this is gonna 227 00:13:55,325 --> 00:13:58,205 Speaker 1: be terrible sentence because I wrote it and I like it. 228 00:13:58,245 --> 00:14:04,645 Speaker 1: But his wiener often would get a little clogged. Oh yeah, 229 00:14:04,925 --> 00:14:10,885 Speaker 1: not a cute image. Nika is forming opinions about my character. 230 00:14:11,845 --> 00:14:14,325 Speaker 1: I don't I don't like what you just put into 231 00:14:14,365 --> 00:14:18,245 Speaker 1: my brain. I don't like it. Well, it would okay, 232 00:14:18,285 --> 00:14:20,445 Speaker 1: like you know, it's hot stuff. Like you know, his 233 00:14:20,645 --> 00:14:24,685 Speaker 1: ureth would get blocked and he couldn't urinate um. And 234 00:14:24,765 --> 00:14:27,405 Speaker 1: like back in the day they did have you like 235 00:14:27,845 --> 00:14:30,525 Speaker 1: because of STD. Well, what they're thinking is he might 236 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:34,365 Speaker 1: have also had like prostate cancer, like but you know, 237 00:14:34,405 --> 00:14:37,005 Speaker 1: they didn't really have that diagnosis back then, so they're 238 00:14:37,045 --> 00:14:40,045 Speaker 1: thinking he just had some junk problems, junk with his junk. 239 00:14:40,685 --> 00:14:42,645 Speaker 1: And back in the day they did have like catheters, 240 00:14:42,685 --> 00:14:45,205 Speaker 1: and like even like Benjamin Franklin, he had like developed 241 00:14:45,245 --> 00:14:49,205 Speaker 1: like a catheter, and you know, so like those tools existed. Um, 242 00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:52,965 Speaker 1: can you tell listeners like me who don't know what 243 00:14:52,965 --> 00:14:55,565 Speaker 1: a catheter is what a catheter is? Well, that's a 244 00:14:55,605 --> 00:14:57,885 Speaker 1: great question. It's a thing you stick in your wee 245 00:14:57,885 --> 00:15:02,005 Speaker 1: wee to you know, you know, get things in and 246 00:15:02,045 --> 00:15:05,285 Speaker 1: out of your penis whole. Okay, like the whole where 247 00:15:05,325 --> 00:15:09,165 Speaker 1: the he goes through. Yeah, yeah, but you stick that 248 00:15:09,205 --> 00:15:11,925 Speaker 1: inside of the penis. You get a catheter. If you're 249 00:15:11,965 --> 00:15:14,685 Speaker 1: like sick or whatever and you're at the hospital and 250 00:15:14,725 --> 00:15:16,325 Speaker 1: you're laying in bed and you can't get up to 251 00:15:16,325 --> 00:15:18,125 Speaker 1: go to the bathroom, they give you a catheter and 252 00:15:18,165 --> 00:15:21,765 Speaker 1: they empty your bladder. Does that not hurt? Oh? I'm 253 00:15:21,845 --> 00:15:25,165 Speaker 1: sure must hurt. It must hurt. Yeah, it goes into 254 00:15:25,245 --> 00:15:27,405 Speaker 1: your yeah, your bladder. So it can help you like 255 00:15:28,205 --> 00:15:30,605 Speaker 1: pee if you like can't do it and stuff. So 256 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:36,365 Speaker 1: and anyway, so those existed, but apparently he tended to 257 00:15:36,485 --> 00:15:39,605 Speaker 1: kind of make his own catheters, you know, because sometimes 258 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,685 Speaker 1: it's like inconvenient to get a good one from like 259 00:15:41,725 --> 00:15:44,445 Speaker 1: your friend Benjamin Franklin down the road. You sometimes don't 260 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:47,645 Speaker 1: have time. You just you got a pepee, right then, 261 00:15:47,925 --> 00:15:52,045 Speaker 1: So one of his friends wrote down that one time 262 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:56,005 Speaker 1: he had witnessed or our governor had told him that 263 00:15:56,045 --> 00:15:58,485 Speaker 1: when he was having this like peeing issue inability to 264 00:15:58,605 --> 00:16:02,005 Speaker 1: pee at one time, he used a flexible piece of 265 00:16:02,205 --> 00:16:06,525 Speaker 1: hickory to unclog it, just like stuck that right up there. 266 00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:10,485 Speaker 1: Shut your mouth. Also, I like how his friend was 267 00:16:10,525 --> 00:16:14,325 Speaker 1: just like tweeting about I know. I mean if my 268 00:16:14,325 --> 00:16:17,325 Speaker 1: friends told me that something this unhinged, I probably would, yeah, 269 00:16:17,325 --> 00:16:21,325 Speaker 1: like not naming names, but not any names, but governor 270 00:16:21,725 --> 00:16:26,885 Speaker 1: it rhymes with puvener porous. And but then another day, 271 00:16:26,965 --> 00:16:31,365 Speaker 1: here's the thing. He got another blockage, and he was like, well, 272 00:16:31,205 --> 00:16:35,485 Speaker 1: what was it? The stick? No, this was okay. So 273 00:16:35,525 --> 00:16:39,845 Speaker 1: the stick oh oh splendors in the urethra. Oh no, 274 00:16:40,285 --> 00:16:42,605 Speaker 1: oh no, that sounds like that sounds like a post 275 00:16:42,685 --> 00:16:49,125 Speaker 1: rock band honestly, But um no, the hickory thing seemed 276 00:16:49,165 --> 00:16:51,765 Speaker 1: to have work, So maybe that had encouraged him to 277 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:54,765 Speaker 1: like be like, hey, I could stick random tools up here. Maybe. 278 00:16:55,205 --> 00:17:00,245 Speaker 1: But later in eighteen sixteen, he had another sort of 279 00:17:00,325 --> 00:17:06,525 Speaker 1: clogged situation. He did try other homeopathic meth's to like, dude, 280 00:17:06,565 --> 00:17:08,445 Speaker 1: so just know that he was kind of like, hey, 281 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,845 Speaker 1: maybe it's not the best idea of stick random things 282 00:17:10,885 --> 00:17:13,925 Speaker 1: in my wee wie. So he did try other methods 283 00:17:13,925 --> 00:17:17,325 Speaker 1: to try make it work. But then what happened is 284 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:21,685 Speaker 1: they think that maybe from his wife Nancy, remember Nancy 285 00:17:22,005 --> 00:17:26,405 Speaker 1: Craig Craig crazy Nancy, um she you know, she was 286 00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:30,485 Speaker 1: wearing a corset, and they're thinking maybe Governor was like, hey, 287 00:17:30,605 --> 00:17:33,245 Speaker 1: can I have one of the whale bones that they 288 00:17:33,405 --> 00:17:36,885 Speaker 1: used to make the core sets? Right, so you know, 289 00:17:36,965 --> 00:17:39,005 Speaker 1: just break I mean also rude taking your wife's like 290 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,805 Speaker 1: stuff and like breaking it. Oh, that's kind of rude. 291 00:17:41,965 --> 00:17:45,525 Speaker 1: But he did take maybe a whalebone from the corset 292 00:17:45,605 --> 00:17:47,085 Speaker 1: and then he was like, this is what I will 293 00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:52,365 Speaker 1: stick into my benus. Okay, so he did it to 294 00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:57,085 Speaker 1: to unclog it. I am horrified. I just it must 295 00:17:57,085 --> 00:18:01,005 Speaker 1: have been so crusty, oh, Nica, I mean also think 296 00:18:01,045 --> 00:18:03,565 Speaker 1: about this though the whole time. Yeah, Nika, great job 297 00:18:03,645 --> 00:18:08,005 Speaker 1: stooping to my level. He must have also had to 298 00:18:08,085 --> 00:18:11,685 Speaker 1: peace so bad, you know, because like he wasn't able 299 00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:15,045 Speaker 1: to pee for a long time. So imagine does lots 300 00:18:15,045 --> 00:18:20,765 Speaker 1: of discomfort Jess quickly, you know the links I go 301 00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:23,645 Speaker 1: for using the bathroom, you know, can you imagine what 302 00:18:23,725 --> 00:18:29,245 Speaker 1: he's going through right, yeah, yeah, right. Anyway, so the unfortunately, 303 00:18:29,405 --> 00:18:33,365 Speaker 1: he did seriously injure himself while he was doing this, 304 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,965 Speaker 1: you know, maybe poke some holes in their urethread that 305 00:18:36,205 --> 00:18:39,725 Speaker 1: wouldn't get healed, and he got a big old penis 306 00:18:39,765 --> 00:18:43,085 Speaker 1: infection and he died a couple of days later on 307 00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:48,365 Speaker 1: November sixth, eighteen sixteen. And so a word to the wise, 308 00:18:48,525 --> 00:18:51,845 Speaker 1: if you got a pea, don't use a whale bone 309 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:58,205 Speaker 1: so much. Drink some cranberry je wow. Yeah, have some juice. 310 00:18:58,525 --> 00:19:03,245 Speaker 1: Juice yeah, um, that was a lot. That was a lot. Also, 311 00:19:03,405 --> 00:19:07,365 Speaker 1: juice will just make you pee more so juice yeah. 312 00:19:07,365 --> 00:19:11,725 Speaker 1: Maybe exercise and like sweated all out. I mean, I 313 00:19:11,765 --> 00:19:15,965 Speaker 1: don't know what the alternative is. But thank you for that, Gabby. 314 00:19:16,045 --> 00:19:20,685 Speaker 1: That was disgusting. You're welcome. Just the like the pluggedness, 315 00:19:20,965 --> 00:19:25,365 Speaker 1: the plugged in nature of it just really clogged, clogged, 316 00:19:25,605 --> 00:19:27,885 Speaker 1: just really got to me. What if he had used like, 317 00:19:28,205 --> 00:19:31,685 Speaker 1: you know, like a toilet, like a plunger, a penis 318 00:19:31,725 --> 00:19:38,005 Speaker 1: plunger now available on cadaver gals dot com, slash merchandium. 319 00:19:38,285 --> 00:19:45,125 Speaker 1: We will be right back, Welcome back, welcome back. I 320 00:19:45,165 --> 00:19:49,805 Speaker 1: hope everyone has erased that image from their memories and 321 00:19:49,885 --> 00:19:56,045 Speaker 1: mind what the clogged penis? No? Okay? Um, God bless America. 322 00:19:56,285 --> 00:19:59,085 Speaker 1: He was a founding father. I love that, Gabby, you 323 00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:05,125 Speaker 1: are smelly. Okay, so um that was a terrible sound. Welcome, 324 00:20:05,485 --> 00:20:09,925 Speaker 1: welcome back, hello everyone. Yes, So the catheter, the DIY 325 00:20:10,285 --> 00:20:13,765 Speaker 1: catheter that he made was made of whalebone, which Okay, 326 00:20:13,805 --> 00:20:16,045 Speaker 1: to be completely honest, I'm not judging him too hard 327 00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:20,525 Speaker 1: because people have put weirdest stuff into their bodies and 328 00:20:20,605 --> 00:20:24,645 Speaker 1: not just for relief but for pleasure. So I'm not 329 00:20:24,685 --> 00:20:27,925 Speaker 1: worried about him really that much or judging I have. 330 00:20:28,965 --> 00:20:31,525 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna keep talking because I'm gonna expose myself. 331 00:20:31,845 --> 00:20:34,685 Speaker 1: Um anyway, but it was used as whalebone, which is cool. 332 00:20:35,005 --> 00:20:40,445 Speaker 1: And where does the whalebone come from? A whale let 333 00:20:40,445 --> 00:20:46,085 Speaker 1: a tangent, and I started looking up like how whales 334 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:49,925 Speaker 1: have been used in medicine and medicinal practices and I'm 335 00:20:49,965 --> 00:20:55,925 Speaker 1: excited to dive into right now. Um, no one's loving it, 336 00:20:59,365 --> 00:21:01,845 Speaker 1: thank you. Also, there are a gold medalist in the 337 00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:05,925 Speaker 1: Olympics of the diving section to be a big dive board. 338 00:21:06,005 --> 00:21:08,445 Speaker 1: Can you imagine to get a whale that would be 339 00:21:08,485 --> 00:21:11,885 Speaker 1: a big diving board? You know, what is nature's diving 340 00:21:11,925 --> 00:21:17,565 Speaker 1: board is is sand, and sometimes sometimes whales try to 341 00:21:17,645 --> 00:21:21,285 Speaker 1: dive out of the sand but never return and that's sad, 342 00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:26,725 Speaker 1: and so they get beach thank you. Oh yeah, we're 343 00:21:26,765 --> 00:21:30,725 Speaker 1: getting somewhere. So so beached whales happen. It's a thing. 344 00:21:30,925 --> 00:21:36,085 Speaker 1: It's really sad and smelly and disturbing, but it happens 345 00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:39,285 Speaker 1: all the time. And apparently this guy in Australia in 346 00:21:39,325 --> 00:21:43,245 Speaker 1: the eighteen y'all in outline I wrote the eighteen nineties 347 00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:50,525 Speaker 1: in the eighteen eighteen ninety six, he was a very silly, 348 00:21:50,525 --> 00:21:53,805 Speaker 1: fun guy, kind of like Nancy, and he saw this 349 00:21:53,965 --> 00:21:56,725 Speaker 1: dead whale on the beach and you know, being the 350 00:21:56,845 --> 00:21:59,965 Speaker 1: silly I mean, what would Nancy do? What would Nancy do? 351 00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:02,565 Speaker 1: Nancy would jump into the whale carcass. So that's what 352 00:22:02,605 --> 00:22:06,645 Speaker 1: he did. Like, yeah, apparently he was drunk. That's not 353 00:22:06,685 --> 00:22:08,045 Speaker 1: the first thing I would do if I saw a 354 00:22:08,205 --> 00:22:10,485 Speaker 1: beached whale. But maybe I'm just not as fond as him, 355 00:22:10,565 --> 00:22:13,005 Speaker 1: you know, yeah, because they do that like exploding thing, 356 00:22:13,005 --> 00:22:15,365 Speaker 1: because they're when they're real gassy and stuff, and so 357 00:22:15,445 --> 00:22:18,525 Speaker 1: that seems dangerous to be around a whale. It does 358 00:22:18,565 --> 00:22:22,885 Speaker 1: seem dangerous, right, but he said danger's my middle name 359 00:22:23,085 --> 00:22:26,445 Speaker 1: and ran up in there. So his friends were like, 360 00:22:26,765 --> 00:22:32,365 Speaker 1: he's a goner. She's all very nice friends and serves 361 00:22:32,445 --> 00:22:35,565 Speaker 1: him right, you know, because he's drunk and he's getting 362 00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:38,365 Speaker 1: inside the whale and so they leave him being which 363 00:22:38,445 --> 00:22:41,725 Speaker 1: is not very good. He actually emerged from the whale 364 00:22:41,845 --> 00:22:47,725 Speaker 1: hours later, sober and with powers like Spider Man. Kidding. 365 00:22:47,965 --> 00:22:50,365 Speaker 1: He was cured of his roma to arthritis. Same thing, 366 00:22:50,685 --> 00:22:55,125 Speaker 1: kind of what I know, crazy? So wait, sorry, I'm 367 00:22:55,445 --> 00:23:01,405 Speaker 1: I'm stuck thinking about whale man. Now that's my next 368 00:23:01,445 --> 00:23:04,445 Speaker 1: pitch at my job. So I'm thinking, like you're in 369 00:23:04,485 --> 00:23:06,405 Speaker 1: there and then you so over up inside of a 370 00:23:06,405 --> 00:23:09,525 Speaker 1: whale and you're like what am I doing? Right? Where 371 00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:12,165 Speaker 1: am I? And then you just pop out and you're like, oh, 372 00:23:12,165 --> 00:23:14,845 Speaker 1: my arthritis has gone. He seemed to be like a 373 00:23:14,845 --> 00:23:18,205 Speaker 1: really silly, fun guy, so this was relatively normal for him. 374 00:23:18,605 --> 00:23:22,605 Speaker 1: I mean, I Australia's crazy. I'll know that he's always 375 00:23:22,645 --> 00:23:27,925 Speaker 1: getting into antics exactly, so Nanny it was cured of 376 00:23:28,045 --> 00:23:31,805 Speaker 1: his arthritis. He had been suffering from arthritis and constant 377 00:23:31,805 --> 00:23:37,005 Speaker 1: pain for a long time, and something about cannoodling inside 378 00:23:37,005 --> 00:23:40,885 Speaker 1: of the whale made the pain go away. He was overjoyed. 379 00:23:41,165 --> 00:23:44,605 Speaker 1: And it's actually interesting because this was not the first time. 380 00:23:44,845 --> 00:23:47,125 Speaker 1: I mean, this was the first time that a white 381 00:23:47,165 --> 00:23:49,965 Speaker 1: man did it, which is why it is seen as 382 00:23:50,005 --> 00:23:53,365 Speaker 1: the first time quote unquote recorded that this has been done. 383 00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:58,125 Speaker 1: But actually, Aboriginal people in that region in Australia, which 384 00:23:58,165 --> 00:24:01,405 Speaker 1: is called Twofold Bay, used whale parts for a variety 385 00:24:01,405 --> 00:24:04,045 Speaker 1: of rituals and medicines before they were colonized, and they 386 00:24:04,045 --> 00:24:06,685 Speaker 1: would use every part of a beached whale. So they 387 00:24:06,685 --> 00:24:09,085 Speaker 1: would use bones like to make shelters, not to make 388 00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:13,645 Speaker 1: corsets or terrible catheters. And they would eat like the 389 00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:15,965 Speaker 1: beached whale flush, and they would use the flesh to 390 00:24:16,005 --> 00:24:19,245 Speaker 1: make oils and medicines. And they would actually use the 391 00:24:19,405 --> 00:24:23,885 Speaker 1: arthritis cure too. So, silly guy, you did not discover this, 392 00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:27,245 Speaker 1: but according to white people, you did, so okay, So 393 00:24:27,325 --> 00:24:30,885 Speaker 1: a whale cure of arthritis, what the heck? Well, what 394 00:24:30,925 --> 00:24:33,325 Speaker 1: they would do is after the meat m blubber was removed, 395 00:24:33,325 --> 00:24:35,965 Speaker 1: they would get into the carcass and slather on whale 396 00:24:35,965 --> 00:24:38,885 Speaker 1: fat all over the bodies. And it seems like whale 397 00:24:38,885 --> 00:24:41,485 Speaker 1: fat is full of healthy omega three fats as well 398 00:24:41,485 --> 00:24:46,325 Speaker 1: as like anti inflammatory property things, so that helped lessen 399 00:24:46,365 --> 00:24:49,125 Speaker 1: the pain of disease like arthritis and lupus and like 400 00:24:49,205 --> 00:24:55,685 Speaker 1: other joint inflammatory things. Basic testing crazy, So it ended 401 00:24:55,725 --> 00:24:58,685 Speaker 1: up becoming like a tourist attraction after this white guy 402 00:24:58,725 --> 00:25:03,285 Speaker 1: did it, and this like small baytown area became this 403 00:25:03,445 --> 00:25:07,925 Speaker 1: whale kind of like in the way where Turkish baths 404 00:25:07,925 --> 00:25:10,965 Speaker 1: were a thing, or like going to I don't know, 405 00:25:11,165 --> 00:25:14,285 Speaker 1: certain places where like the like people would go to 406 00:25:14,405 --> 00:25:17,525 Speaker 1: Egypt for example, on like health vacation just because it 407 00:25:17,565 --> 00:25:21,245 Speaker 1: was nice and dry and hot from England or whatever. 408 00:25:21,845 --> 00:25:24,565 Speaker 1: That the town of Twofold Bay kind of became that, 409 00:25:24,845 --> 00:25:29,485 Speaker 1: but with whale carcasses specifically for like arthritis people. So 410 00:25:30,005 --> 00:25:32,965 Speaker 1: um business owners would charge people from all over the 411 00:25:33,005 --> 00:25:35,525 Speaker 1: world who had come to their town to sit in 412 00:25:35,685 --> 00:25:39,005 Speaker 1: whale carcasses, and patients would sit in the whale, in 413 00:25:39,045 --> 00:25:42,645 Speaker 1: the whale fat specifically for twenty to thirty hours and 414 00:25:42,765 --> 00:25:46,245 Speaker 1: come out feeling better and reported feeling no arthritis pain 415 00:25:46,325 --> 00:25:49,925 Speaker 1: for at least a year. Now, I mean, I mean, 416 00:25:50,005 --> 00:25:51,805 Speaker 1: thank god, I have never experienced athritis pain, so I 417 00:25:51,845 --> 00:25:53,885 Speaker 1: don't know how terrible it is, but would you sit 418 00:25:54,325 --> 00:25:58,045 Speaker 1: in twenty to thirty hours of whale fat just like 419 00:25:58,325 --> 00:26:00,365 Speaker 1: to not be in pain for a year. So like, yes, 420 00:26:00,405 --> 00:26:02,325 Speaker 1: I feel like people would do that. You did. I 421 00:26:02,405 --> 00:26:05,165 Speaker 1: have played your fasciitis right now, and I would definitely 422 00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:08,405 Speaker 1: my foot in some whale right now. It's driving me crazy, 423 00:26:08,565 --> 00:26:12,125 Speaker 1: even if it was just for a year. Yes, I 424 00:26:12,165 --> 00:26:15,725 Speaker 1: also don't know what plan is. But I'm sorry, Taylor. 425 00:26:16,005 --> 00:26:18,645 Speaker 1: Does that mean you a bardy feet? No, it just 426 00:26:18,725 --> 00:26:22,845 Speaker 1: means I have a hurdy foot o. Sorry, So you 427 00:26:22,885 --> 00:26:28,205 Speaker 1: shouldn't be stinky, you should be hurt, footy or hurdy. 428 00:26:29,405 --> 00:26:31,485 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if I would want to 429 00:26:31,525 --> 00:26:35,285 Speaker 1: sit in a whale that long, but also chronic pain 430 00:26:35,485 --> 00:26:40,965 Speaker 1: be a bit so maybe. Yeah. Well it became very popular, 431 00:26:41,005 --> 00:26:42,765 Speaker 1: as we know, the problem is that they did smell 432 00:26:42,845 --> 00:26:45,925 Speaker 1: really bad at least a week, like for an entire 433 00:26:45,965 --> 00:26:48,845 Speaker 1: week after the treatment. So and then I found a 434 00:26:48,925 --> 00:26:51,845 Speaker 1: quote from a newspaper in nineteen to two that kind 435 00:26:51,845 --> 00:26:54,005 Speaker 1: of reported on the miracle cure and took us through 436 00:26:54,085 --> 00:26:56,925 Speaker 1: like the entire process. Do you want me to read it? Yes, 437 00:26:57,205 --> 00:27:01,925 Speaker 1: I need to know this information, thank you. So it says, okay, 438 00:27:02,205 --> 00:27:07,125 Speaker 1: when a whale is killed and towed, toad, toad ashore. Sorry, 439 00:27:07,565 --> 00:27:10,285 Speaker 1: and while the interior of the carcass still retains a 440 00:27:10,325 --> 00:27:13,725 Speaker 1: little warmth. A hole is cut through one side of 441 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:17,125 Speaker 1: the body sufficiently large to admit the patient. So the 442 00:27:17,245 --> 00:27:19,965 Speaker 1: lower part of whose body from the feet to the 443 00:27:20,125 --> 00:27:24,525 Speaker 1: loins should sink in the whales intestine, leaving the head, 444 00:27:24,765 --> 00:27:28,485 Speaker 1: of course outside the aperture. The latter is closed up 445 00:27:28,525 --> 00:27:33,045 Speaker 1: as closely as possible, soaked up, and otherwise the patients 446 00:27:33,045 --> 00:27:35,245 Speaker 1: would not be able to breathe through the volume of 447 00:27:35,525 --> 00:27:42,165 Speaker 1: anemoniacal gases which would escape from every opening if left uncovered. Yeah, 448 00:27:42,205 --> 00:27:45,405 Speaker 1: so the gases would just penetrate the skin basically and 449 00:27:45,525 --> 00:27:49,645 Speaker 1: heal these people. The whaling industry sadly diminished. Well, I 450 00:27:49,645 --> 00:27:51,645 Speaker 1: am not sadly. Actually, it's a good thing that it 451 00:27:51,725 --> 00:27:54,485 Speaker 1: did in the twentieth century and people stopped going to 452 00:27:54,485 --> 00:27:57,805 Speaker 1: the town for the cure. But you know, important part 453 00:27:57,805 --> 00:28:01,165 Speaker 1: of information today, CBD exists now, which can be really 454 00:28:01,205 --> 00:28:07,405 Speaker 1: helpful for pain and people smell less bad. So um. 455 00:28:07,485 --> 00:28:11,245 Speaker 1: On another note, have you heard of ambergris? No, I 456 00:28:11,245 --> 00:28:14,125 Speaker 1: don't know what that is. It's whale vomit and it 457 00:28:14,325 --> 00:28:16,965 Speaker 1: is like super rare and people like mind for it 458 00:28:17,045 --> 00:28:19,925 Speaker 1: and it is it's like kind of stinky, but it's 459 00:28:19,965 --> 00:28:25,605 Speaker 1: actually used and like a lot of perfumes. Oh, it 460 00:28:25,605 --> 00:28:28,365 Speaker 1: actually like smells kind of weird. But then like if 461 00:28:28,405 --> 00:28:30,005 Speaker 1: you really like start to break it down, it like 462 00:28:30,045 --> 00:28:33,685 Speaker 1: smells really good. Is that? Wait? Would it be one 463 00:28:33,765 --> 00:28:37,525 Speaker 1: whale per person or would the whale be use time 464 00:28:37,525 --> 00:28:40,565 Speaker 1: and time again? Because that seems like a lot of whales. Well, 465 00:28:40,805 --> 00:28:42,805 Speaker 1: it also depends on the whale. It's whale vomits. So 466 00:28:42,805 --> 00:28:44,605 Speaker 1: I think you have to find the ballomic ones you know. 467 00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:50,405 Speaker 1: Oh no, I see what the treat meant. Oh no, 468 00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:53,325 Speaker 1: multiple people would go inside the whale. Okay, so you 469 00:28:53,325 --> 00:28:55,565 Speaker 1: could lie, you could do a whale soak with a 470 00:28:55,645 --> 00:28:59,205 Speaker 1: buddy maybe, yes, Okay, yes, that might be Okay, that's 471 00:28:59,245 --> 00:29:04,605 Speaker 1: actually an experience on Airbnb. The you can I'm kidding o. Yeah, 472 00:29:04,605 --> 00:29:06,525 Speaker 1: And then you could set your phone up in front 473 00:29:06,565 --> 00:29:08,525 Speaker 1: of you with your head just above the whale. You 474 00:29:08,525 --> 00:29:15,325 Speaker 1: can watch there you go, There you go, Taylor Hurdie Hurdie, Taylor, Yeah, 475 00:29:15,405 --> 00:29:20,925 Speaker 1: I would like to move past the whale conversation. Okay, 476 00:29:21,045 --> 00:29:23,165 Speaker 1: do you think you could do that for us? Definitely? 477 00:29:23,365 --> 00:29:27,245 Speaker 1: I'll take you backaways again as I like to do 478 00:29:28,205 --> 00:29:36,725 Speaker 1: to the Roman Republic where Marcus Licinious Crassis m Sadie 479 00:29:38,525 --> 00:29:40,965 Speaker 1: goat me and I both got excited about this name. 480 00:29:41,125 --> 00:29:44,765 Speaker 1: We're gonna love this. Then at first, um he was 481 00:29:44,885 --> 00:29:49,365 Speaker 1: one of the first there were two triumvirates, and he 482 00:29:49,485 --> 00:29:52,965 Speaker 1: was one of the three of the first triumvirate along 483 00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:56,925 Speaker 1: with Pompey the Great and Julius Caesar. Question, what's a 484 00:29:57,045 --> 00:30:03,645 Speaker 1: triumpher it? So it is basically like a government, but 485 00:30:03,725 --> 00:30:05,765 Speaker 1: like this was kind of like a secret, Like it 486 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,365 Speaker 1: was a secret at first. So it was like a 487 00:30:07,365 --> 00:30:09,445 Speaker 1: secret like alliance of like, hey, we're going to like 488 00:30:10,085 --> 00:30:12,445 Speaker 1: run this town. I guess I don't really know. That's 489 00:30:13,525 --> 00:30:16,165 Speaker 1: it was the ruling party and it had to be 490 00:30:16,285 --> 00:30:18,965 Speaker 1: three people because it was triumph for it. But it 491 00:30:19,045 --> 00:30:21,245 Speaker 1: was like a secret. They these guys that there was 492 00:30:21,245 --> 00:30:25,405 Speaker 1: only two um and these guys were like, let's keep 493 00:30:25,405 --> 00:30:28,885 Speaker 1: it on the DL at first. But anyway, so Crassis, 494 00:30:29,445 --> 00:30:32,125 Speaker 1: he was actually thought to be one of the wealthiest 495 00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:35,485 Speaker 1: men at the time. Jeff Bezos like an ass, Yeah, 496 00:30:35,965 --> 00:30:38,965 Speaker 1: well how did he get this wealth? You ask? He 497 00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:43,845 Speaker 1: would say he would m he would buy these burned 498 00:30:43,965 --> 00:30:47,565 Speaker 1: like these burned rundown buildings for super cheap and obviously 499 00:30:47,605 --> 00:30:50,405 Speaker 1: he would hire well, I don't think you can say 500 00:30:50,525 --> 00:30:54,565 Speaker 1: higher when he forced five hundred people aka slaves to 501 00:30:54,725 --> 00:30:58,165 Speaker 1: rebuild the building. But he was like very specific about 502 00:30:58,165 --> 00:30:59,805 Speaker 1: who his slaves were going to be. He wanted to 503 00:30:59,805 --> 00:31:02,605 Speaker 1: be sure that they had like an architecture background and everything. 504 00:31:02,725 --> 00:31:05,205 Speaker 1: So so he's like a landlord, like one of those 505 00:31:05,205 --> 00:31:08,805 Speaker 1: fixed or upper people. Gentrifi Er fixed her upper people, right, 506 00:31:09,165 --> 00:31:11,285 Speaker 1: but like that's how he made it, but using slaves 507 00:31:11,365 --> 00:31:15,165 Speaker 1: to rebuild, right, and so and this time there was 508 00:31:15,205 --> 00:31:19,565 Speaker 1: a slave revolt. Remember Spartacus, he was involved with one 509 00:31:19,605 --> 00:31:23,965 Speaker 1: of the Wards wars that where the slaves revolted and 510 00:31:24,285 --> 00:31:26,245 Speaker 1: Crassis was a part of this and he stopped the 511 00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:29,325 Speaker 1: revolt and he was like praised for that. There were 512 00:31:29,365 --> 00:31:34,445 Speaker 1: like great slaves, can't you know rise up great? Everybody 513 00:31:34,485 --> 00:31:38,485 Speaker 1: was like thanks, good job on that. Um yeah, he's 514 00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:44,205 Speaker 1: less daddy now like big. At first you're like okay, 515 00:31:44,245 --> 00:31:51,005 Speaker 1: and then you're like we're like old man. It gets worse, so, um, 516 00:31:51,045 --> 00:31:53,805 Speaker 1: you know, this read led to more revolts and stuff, 517 00:31:53,845 --> 00:31:56,525 Speaker 1: and so he would always go and you know, be 518 00:31:56,645 --> 00:31:58,685 Speaker 1: in the war on that, leading the wars on that, 519 00:31:58,805 --> 00:32:03,565 Speaker 1: but against the revolt. Yes, okay, and so at some 520 00:32:03,645 --> 00:32:05,765 Speaker 1: point it's like, oh, that's enough war for me. I'm 521 00:32:05,805 --> 00:32:07,605 Speaker 1: like I'm doing okay, Like I have like all of 522 00:32:07,645 --> 00:32:10,085 Speaker 1: this money and like all this stuff. So I'm fine, 523 00:32:10,325 --> 00:32:15,445 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna sit here and chill with Caesar and Pompey. Finally. Yeah, 524 00:32:15,485 --> 00:32:18,525 Speaker 1: So twenty years go by and he's like, just kidding, 525 00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:22,165 Speaker 1: I need more wealth. So he's like, who could I 526 00:32:22,205 --> 00:32:24,685 Speaker 1: go to war with? I don't really know, like, let's 527 00:32:24,725 --> 00:32:27,765 Speaker 1: pick somebody random. Like I imagine he just like swirled 528 00:32:27,805 --> 00:32:30,325 Speaker 1: his finger on a map and it's like, m here, 529 00:32:30,685 --> 00:32:33,565 Speaker 1: kind of like when you like U turn a globe 530 00:32:33,565 --> 00:32:36,245 Speaker 1: and you put your finger and you're like, that's where 531 00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:38,765 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. Yeah, that's exactly what I imagined he did. 532 00:32:38,965 --> 00:32:41,125 Speaker 1: But he just had a map because back then the 533 00:32:41,165 --> 00:32:44,285 Speaker 1: Earth was flat, Yeah, exactly, and then it got a 534 00:32:44,325 --> 00:32:51,725 Speaker 1: circle later. Yeah, it's still flat, right, No, the lizards 535 00:32:51,765 --> 00:32:54,925 Speaker 1: came from space and then they made it a globe. Okay, yeah, 536 00:32:55,005 --> 00:32:59,885 Speaker 1: I know. Okay, So he decides Ptarthian Empire. You you're 537 00:32:59,925 --> 00:33:02,525 Speaker 1: going down this, by the way, is like modern day 538 00:33:02,565 --> 00:33:05,885 Speaker 1: Turkey in Syria. He's like, I gonna get more buildings 539 00:33:05,885 --> 00:33:08,405 Speaker 1: so I can get more slaves to rebuild, and then 540 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:10,445 Speaker 1: I can sell and make all this money and be richer. 541 00:33:10,605 --> 00:33:13,565 Speaker 1: It's just like make a mixed use developments all across 542 00:33:13,645 --> 00:33:17,925 Speaker 1: like the neariest love that for him. Yeah, So Pompey 543 00:33:17,965 --> 00:33:21,365 Speaker 1: and Sees are like, Bro, don't do this, it's not necessary. 544 00:33:21,365 --> 00:33:25,445 Speaker 1: They've done nothing wrong, like stay bro, Yeah totally. They 545 00:33:25,445 --> 00:33:27,525 Speaker 1: were like, no, don't go, like he didn't have any 546 00:33:27,565 --> 00:33:29,525 Speaker 1: of the support. But he's like, no, I'm gonna do 547 00:33:29,565 --> 00:33:31,965 Speaker 1: it anyway. I'm gonna give me some soldiers and just go. 548 00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:36,165 Speaker 1: So they're like, fine, dude, like do do you do you? 549 00:33:36,365 --> 00:33:39,885 Speaker 1: But like I don't support you. So he's like, okay, 550 00:33:39,965 --> 00:33:48,965 Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring my son. Then Publius, Are you kidding me? No, 551 00:33:49,605 --> 00:33:52,125 Speaker 1: it's fall It's spelled p u b l i u 552 00:33:52,445 --> 00:33:59,285 Speaker 1: s Publius Hublius. Yeah, Hubais. I'm gonna say publius, okay, 553 00:33:59,325 --> 00:34:05,765 Speaker 1: because that's almost worse than clogged waners to pistle. Really 554 00:34:05,885 --> 00:34:12,205 Speaker 1: sounds like the bottom of the turkey's net. That's okay. 555 00:34:12,285 --> 00:34:18,325 Speaker 1: So so he's like, Publis, get in the van. We're going, 556 00:34:18,805 --> 00:34:23,165 Speaker 1: y'all is gonna haunt us. Actually, y'all, pupas is gonna hunt, y'all, 557 00:34:23,205 --> 00:34:30,605 Speaker 1: I have respect so you don't. So anyway, um they 558 00:34:30,645 --> 00:34:33,925 Speaker 1: split up into like three teams. They're on their way, 559 00:34:33,965 --> 00:34:36,925 Speaker 1: they're in their little formation and they're like, we're gonna 560 00:34:36,925 --> 00:34:40,245 Speaker 1: go until we just find the Parthians. Um. So along 561 00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:44,005 Speaker 1: the way there's this um Arab chieftain who was buddies 562 00:34:44,045 --> 00:34:46,965 Speaker 1: with POMPEII, and he's like, yo, can you go around 563 00:34:46,965 --> 00:34:50,405 Speaker 1: this river like just like be respectful? And he's like yeah, okay, 564 00:34:50,445 --> 00:34:52,285 Speaker 1: Like he was like, oh, I'm buddies with Pompei, so 565 00:34:52,365 --> 00:34:55,405 Speaker 1: like you know, and so he says, okay, fine, we'll 566 00:34:55,405 --> 00:35:00,285 Speaker 1: go do that. But he apparently had made a deal 567 00:35:00,525 --> 00:35:03,685 Speaker 1: with the Parthians to make them go around the river 568 00:35:04,285 --> 00:35:07,245 Speaker 1: so that the the part Athians could have more time to 569 00:35:07,325 --> 00:35:11,205 Speaker 1: prepare and then catch them off guard. Oh dang, some 570 00:35:11,645 --> 00:35:17,445 Speaker 1: double crossing love that. So the Parthians in this little 571 00:35:17,445 --> 00:35:21,885 Speaker 1: tricky thing where they also they were camouflage, so they 572 00:35:21,925 --> 00:35:24,285 Speaker 1: were like wearing animal hides over their armor to disguise 573 00:35:24,325 --> 00:35:29,125 Speaker 1: their numbers, and then war starts happening. Romans aren't doing 574 00:35:29,125 --> 00:35:32,205 Speaker 1: so hot because they were caught off guard, despite though 575 00:35:32,805 --> 00:35:38,005 Speaker 1: the Parthians had fewer numbers, but the Romans not doing 576 00:35:38,045 --> 00:35:40,845 Speaker 1: so hot. So you guys, this is my favorite part. 577 00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:43,765 Speaker 1: The Parthians they're like, they appear to retreat, they start 578 00:35:43,845 --> 00:35:45,965 Speaker 1: like heading the other way. So the Romans are like yeah, 579 00:35:46,045 --> 00:35:48,685 Speaker 1: and they chase them and they're like gur. But the 580 00:35:48,725 --> 00:35:56,485 Speaker 1: Parthians are very skilled horseback riders, so okay, oh boy it. 581 00:35:57,205 --> 00:36:02,125 Speaker 1: So they're riding away and they turn and they're like 582 00:36:02,205 --> 00:36:05,005 Speaker 1: shooting back at them with their arrows and stuff. That's 583 00:36:05,005 --> 00:36:07,605 Speaker 1: hot hot. Yeah. So they're riding their horses going like 584 00:36:07,725 --> 00:36:11,405 Speaker 1: that's that takes some skill, some balance or do you 585 00:36:11,445 --> 00:36:14,485 Speaker 1: think you could do that? You probably used to could have, 586 00:36:14,605 --> 00:36:16,165 Speaker 1: but I also don't know how to shoot an arrow. 587 00:36:16,205 --> 00:36:23,045 Speaker 1: So okay, baby steps. They probably all had abs, definitely, 588 00:36:23,205 --> 00:36:30,485 Speaker 1: they probably did shredd dead dah thirsty. So so, long 589 00:36:30,525 --> 00:36:35,765 Speaker 1: story short, most of the Romans die, including Crassus's son, 590 00:36:35,965 --> 00:36:43,765 Speaker 1: Publius Publius, which made Crassis really sad. He was so sad. 591 00:36:43,805 --> 00:36:49,245 Speaker 1: He was like, my boy, that's what happens when you 592 00:36:49,245 --> 00:36:54,005 Speaker 1: get all like you know, wealth hoarding at Jeff Bezos, 593 00:36:54,205 --> 00:36:57,205 Speaker 1: do you want your you know, your son with grimes? 594 00:36:57,205 --> 00:37:00,725 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's not that's not Bezos, that's someone else. Okay, whatever. 595 00:37:00,965 --> 00:37:03,765 Speaker 1: So a very important lesson for all the wealthy people 596 00:37:03,765 --> 00:37:06,885 Speaker 1: that listen to us. Yeah, oh just wait, we'll have 597 00:37:06,965 --> 00:37:09,805 Speaker 1: a strong lesson for them in a minute. So the 598 00:37:09,845 --> 00:37:14,565 Speaker 1: Parthians are like, okay, let's reach a truce. Your son. 599 00:37:14,685 --> 00:37:17,925 Speaker 1: You're sad your son has died, but I'm gonna need 600 00:37:17,965 --> 00:37:19,765 Speaker 1: you to come over here so you can sign these 601 00:37:19,805 --> 00:37:24,285 Speaker 1: papers as this truce. And he's like, fine, whatever, I'm 602 00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:29,645 Speaker 1: just like sad. And so he said fine whatever, I said, 603 00:37:29,965 --> 00:37:32,725 Speaker 1: I will do whatever you want. And so he gets 604 00:37:32,765 --> 00:37:36,485 Speaker 1: there and the Parthians are like, look, you're way too greedy. 605 00:37:37,405 --> 00:37:39,365 Speaker 1: You're like, way, way, way, way way too greedy. You 606 00:37:39,405 --> 00:37:41,205 Speaker 1: want some gold? Is that what you want? Will give 607 00:37:41,245 --> 00:37:44,205 Speaker 1: you some gold. So they melt a bunch of gold 608 00:37:45,005 --> 00:37:52,845 Speaker 1: and pour it down his throat. Oh no hidden meaning here. 609 00:37:52,925 --> 00:37:55,525 Speaker 1: They're like, oh, you're obsessed with gold. Here you go, 610 00:37:55,645 --> 00:37:59,925 Speaker 1: you tiny little gold guzzler, and um, you can guess 611 00:37:59,925 --> 00:38:07,605 Speaker 1: what happened. He expired make him more powerful. No, the 612 00:38:08,085 --> 00:38:13,445 Speaker 1: the the idea here is this unquenchable thirst for wealth 613 00:38:14,445 --> 00:38:20,965 Speaker 1: that they would stop with basically drowning them, suffocating them 614 00:38:21,005 --> 00:38:26,605 Speaker 1: with wow, melted gold. So after this, that's cool, that's 615 00:38:26,645 --> 00:38:29,645 Speaker 1: like almost like two specific. You know, it was like 616 00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:33,725 Speaker 1: two like on the nose if you remember it, Like Thrones, 617 00:38:33,965 --> 00:38:39,005 Speaker 1: Denarius's brother died a similar way. They would just poured 618 00:38:39,045 --> 00:38:41,325 Speaker 1: it on his head. He was like, I want my crown, 619 00:38:41,365 --> 00:38:45,765 Speaker 1: I want my crown, and there like, oh, you want 620 00:38:45,765 --> 00:38:48,965 Speaker 1: a crown, I'll give you a crown, And they sure did. 621 00:38:49,085 --> 00:38:53,325 Speaker 1: They put a They put melted gold on top of 622 00:38:53,325 --> 00:38:58,885 Speaker 1: his head. High. Yes, I killed him. Yes. So anyway, 623 00:38:59,925 --> 00:39:05,325 Speaker 1: after his death, the Triumvirate is no longer a try 624 00:39:05,245 --> 00:39:13,925 Speaker 1: it's a duo variant. So Caesar and Pompey they begin arguing, 625 00:39:14,405 --> 00:39:18,325 Speaker 1: and you guys, this is the end of the Roman Republic, 626 00:39:18,685 --> 00:39:22,245 Speaker 1: and yet another war ensues. A Roman Civil War happens, 627 00:39:22,645 --> 00:39:27,885 Speaker 1: thus the birth of the Roman Empire. What wow, Because 628 00:39:27,965 --> 00:39:31,005 Speaker 1: this man was so greedy, I'm sure this was the 629 00:39:31,045 --> 00:39:34,565 Speaker 1: only reason why that happened. I was so confused. I 630 00:39:34,645 --> 00:39:37,605 Speaker 1: was like, wait, Roman Empire, Roman Republic. I learned so 631 00:39:37,685 --> 00:39:40,925 Speaker 1: much when I was looking at all this, But interestingly, 632 00:39:41,885 --> 00:39:46,165 Speaker 1: I was like I came across another like like another 633 00:39:46,165 --> 00:39:49,085 Speaker 1: couple of people that died in the same way, but 634 00:39:49,205 --> 00:39:51,645 Speaker 1: like there it took a lot of researching to like 635 00:39:51,685 --> 00:39:54,245 Speaker 1: actually find a story that was like long enough. But 636 00:39:56,045 --> 00:39:59,245 Speaker 1: looking this up the internetters are like, okay, but like 637 00:39:59,405 --> 00:40:01,645 Speaker 1: what actually killed him? They're like, but how did he 638 00:40:01,685 --> 00:40:05,085 Speaker 1: actually die? Did his organs exploded? He suffocate? Like what 639 00:40:05,165 --> 00:40:09,005 Speaker 1: happened in Scientists are like, don't you worry. We got you. 640 00:40:09,045 --> 00:40:11,765 Speaker 1: We're gonna get to the bottom of this. So they're like, 641 00:40:12,165 --> 00:40:14,685 Speaker 1: let's go to a cow slaughterhouse and they're like, hmm, 642 00:40:14,805 --> 00:40:18,205 Speaker 1: excuse me, maybe please have a bovine larynx, and like, 643 00:40:18,205 --> 00:40:20,405 Speaker 1: oh my gosh, he has. Of course, here you go. 644 00:40:21,245 --> 00:40:24,605 Speaker 1: So side note, the animal was not killed for this purpose. 645 00:40:24,645 --> 00:40:27,085 Speaker 1: They were just utilizing it for science. They were being 646 00:40:27,205 --> 00:40:31,845 Speaker 1: slaughtered for a well hamburgers, so right, so they get 647 00:40:32,245 --> 00:40:37,845 Speaker 1: you more honorable than yeah, rightlience. So they get a lee, 648 00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:41,805 Speaker 1: melt some gold, plug up the hampering on, plug in 649 00:40:41,845 --> 00:40:44,845 Speaker 1: again at the end of the larynx, and pour molten 650 00:40:44,885 --> 00:40:48,725 Speaker 1: metal into the into the tube, put tissue on top, 651 00:40:48,845 --> 00:40:51,605 Speaker 1: and from there they determine that it was the steam 652 00:40:51,765 --> 00:40:54,965 Speaker 1: that killed the victims. So the steam from the medal 653 00:40:55,085 --> 00:40:59,605 Speaker 1: like comes up and just like kills you the end. 654 00:40:59,765 --> 00:41:04,405 Speaker 1: That makes sense. That makes sense. Every rich person who 655 00:41:04,485 --> 00:41:06,765 Speaker 1: is adding to climate change by just caring about their 656 00:41:06,805 --> 00:41:11,845 Speaker 1: own wealth needs molten gold poured into their larynxes or 657 00:41:11,965 --> 00:41:14,965 Speaker 1: just like around them, so they get like the idea 658 00:41:15,205 --> 00:41:25,005 Speaker 1: and then yeah, that's pretty barbara. Um no, no, yeah, 659 00:41:25,005 --> 00:41:28,525 Speaker 1: my adjective isn't barbaric, Taylor, it's beautiful. But I appreciate 660 00:41:28,605 --> 00:41:31,645 Speaker 1: that you stayed with the bee. I love the sentiment though, 661 00:41:32,205 --> 00:41:36,365 Speaker 1: It's fine. My my true core adjective is really just bitch. No, 662 00:41:36,565 --> 00:41:42,805 Speaker 1: we need to like inject them with bitcoin. Uh yeah, anyway, 663 00:41:42,805 --> 00:41:47,165 Speaker 1: thanks Taylor for that. Um yeah, people were doing that 664 00:41:47,245 --> 00:41:49,725 Speaker 1: back then. And we're going to talk more about executions 665 00:41:49,845 --> 00:41:57,245 Speaker 1: when we come back. Thank you, Thank you Tayla for 666 00:41:57,605 --> 00:42:01,285 Speaker 1: giving us that. How fun, how fun? And also you 667 00:42:01,605 --> 00:42:04,965 Speaker 1: mentioned some of my favorite subjects, which are precious metals 668 00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:11,725 Speaker 1: and slash execution methods and Publius silly names. I just yeah, 669 00:42:11,725 --> 00:42:13,525 Speaker 1: Publius is a great name. Wow, I'm gonna name my 670 00:42:13,805 --> 00:42:19,165 Speaker 1: next cat Publius. So I have one ancient Roman execution 671 00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:21,645 Speaker 1: method that I want to talk about and highlight today 672 00:42:21,685 --> 00:42:26,645 Speaker 1: because you know, they had so many torture methods and 673 00:42:26,685 --> 00:42:29,845 Speaker 1: execution methods, but this one's stuck out for me. I've 674 00:42:29,845 --> 00:42:34,645 Speaker 1: been watching squid game. Has anyone been watching squid Game? Yes? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, 675 00:42:35,245 --> 00:42:39,965 Speaker 1: don't you finish it? Finished it? No, Taylor, No, Gabby? Oh, okay, 676 00:42:40,645 --> 00:42:43,405 Speaker 1: you spoil it if I'm not gonna know it for you, 677 00:42:43,565 --> 00:42:45,365 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna spoil it for you. Lots of twists 678 00:42:45,405 --> 00:42:49,405 Speaker 1: and turns ahead. Where are you guys though? Like episode 679 00:42:49,565 --> 00:42:53,845 Speaker 1: three four, I've seen the first three episodes. Okay, I'm 680 00:42:53,965 --> 00:42:57,885 Speaker 1: out there too. Okay, Well, so y'all know basically what happens. 681 00:42:58,525 --> 00:43:01,765 Speaker 1: It's a contest and you have to kill your friends 682 00:43:02,365 --> 00:43:07,725 Speaker 1: and stuff because of capitalism. Y'all know, y'all already know. 683 00:43:07,765 --> 00:43:11,605 Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it to kill your friends, well, 684 00:43:11,645 --> 00:43:14,845 Speaker 1: I mean, if you do all, yeah, with fellow humans, 685 00:43:15,085 --> 00:43:18,645 Speaker 1: fellow people. So there's just something about a situation where 686 00:43:18,645 --> 00:43:20,405 Speaker 1: you turn on your friends like that. Just to me, 687 00:43:20,445 --> 00:43:23,605 Speaker 1: it sounds kind of extra horrifying for your own survival. 688 00:43:23,645 --> 00:43:25,525 Speaker 1: Lord of the Flies was actually my favorite book for 689 00:43:25,525 --> 00:43:28,525 Speaker 1: a very long time growing up, So that should tell 690 00:43:28,565 --> 00:43:32,125 Speaker 1: you something about myself and the ancient Romans. They understood 691 00:43:32,165 --> 00:43:35,245 Speaker 1: the horror of putting people in these kinds of predicaments. 692 00:43:35,325 --> 00:43:37,805 Speaker 1: They were they were smart like that, and they had 693 00:43:37,845 --> 00:43:42,005 Speaker 1: an execution method called decimation, and this was like a 694 00:43:42,125 --> 00:43:46,325 Speaker 1: large masses execution situation. You know, you're a Roman general. 695 00:43:46,805 --> 00:43:49,485 Speaker 1: You have captured an army of hundreds, let's say, and 696 00:43:49,565 --> 00:43:52,125 Speaker 1: you need an efficient way of executing the people of 697 00:43:52,165 --> 00:43:54,725 Speaker 1: this army. Right, you can't do it one by one. 698 00:43:54,725 --> 00:43:58,405 Speaker 1: That's too much work, too much manpower. You know, what 699 00:43:58,485 --> 00:44:02,245 Speaker 1: do you do? What do you do? Well? This is 700 00:44:02,245 --> 00:44:04,365 Speaker 1: when decimation comes in. So what you do is you 701 00:44:04,405 --> 00:44:07,845 Speaker 1: separate the army of men into groups of ten, and 702 00:44:07,845 --> 00:44:10,205 Speaker 1: then you have them draw lots, which was usually like 703 00:44:10,245 --> 00:44:13,325 Speaker 1: straws or sticks, and whoever has the shortest straw in 704 00:44:13,365 --> 00:44:16,925 Speaker 1: the group of ten gets killed by his nine other friends, 705 00:44:17,445 --> 00:44:21,805 Speaker 1: whoa yeah wow. So usually the friends have to kill 706 00:44:21,845 --> 00:44:26,205 Speaker 1: their comrade by stoning or clubbing or stabbing their front 707 00:44:26,245 --> 00:44:28,485 Speaker 1: to death. And this to me is just like insane 708 00:44:28,525 --> 00:44:33,005 Speaker 1: psychological torture and can really break a friendship apart. Yeah yeah, 709 00:44:33,005 --> 00:44:35,165 Speaker 1: when you have to group together murder one of your 710 00:44:35,165 --> 00:44:39,125 Speaker 1: other friends, don't you hate it when that happens. M 711 00:44:39,245 --> 00:44:42,125 Speaker 1: Alexander the Great was recorded doing it to an army 712 00:44:42,165 --> 00:44:45,125 Speaker 1: of six thousand men that he captured. And actually the 713 00:44:45,165 --> 00:44:48,245 Speaker 1: earliest recording of decimation was in four hundred and seventy 714 00:44:48,245 --> 00:44:52,085 Speaker 1: one BC when Rome was battling an independent tribe that 715 00:44:52,125 --> 00:44:57,125 Speaker 1: lived in the hilly areas near them. Yeah, right, they 716 00:44:57,245 --> 00:45:02,045 Speaker 1: lived near the hilly area in the mountain area exactly. 717 00:45:02,525 --> 00:45:06,405 Speaker 1: And and some of Rome's own army actually deserted the battle, 718 00:45:06,525 --> 00:45:11,125 Speaker 1: so the deserters were captured and centurions, which had like 719 00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:13,685 Speaker 1: a higher rank than the average soldier in an army, 720 00:45:14,445 --> 00:45:18,045 Speaker 1: they were beheaded. But for the rest of the foot soldiers, 721 00:45:18,085 --> 00:45:21,805 Speaker 1: they went through decimation, and then the guys who survived 722 00:45:22,285 --> 00:45:26,685 Speaker 1: were taken as like prisoners, like slave prisoners basically, and 723 00:45:26,725 --> 00:45:30,365 Speaker 1: you've made to work so wow, yeah, because it's like 724 00:45:30,405 --> 00:45:33,645 Speaker 1: you're not even killing everybody, so you're just making them 725 00:45:33,685 --> 00:45:38,685 Speaker 1: like feel bad, but you're breaking them, you know, psychologically. Yeah. 726 00:45:38,885 --> 00:45:45,245 Speaker 1: Also makes drawing straws a much more sinister activity, absolutely absolutely, So, 727 00:45:45,405 --> 00:45:49,245 Speaker 1: you know, people have been fucked up since the beginning 728 00:45:49,245 --> 00:45:51,965 Speaker 1: of time. What can I say now we're watching a 729 00:45:52,005 --> 00:46:04,765 Speaker 1: Netflix show about it. Publius. Sorry, okay, Yeah, the best 730 00:46:04,805 --> 00:46:08,365 Speaker 1: thing that came out of today's episode is publius. The 731 00:46:08,445 --> 00:46:14,885 Speaker 1: word will stick with me engraved in my heart. Gabby, 732 00:46:15,925 --> 00:46:18,245 Speaker 1: that's not necessary. I'm gonna listen right now. How to 733 00:46:18,325 --> 00:46:23,885 Speaker 1: pronounce publius. It's probably like pah blah blahs, Publius Publius. Okay, 734 00:46:23,885 --> 00:46:27,805 Speaker 1: well I like Publios, so okay, Well, sometimes people do 735 00:46:27,885 --> 00:46:30,525 Speaker 1: comment on our mispronunciations, so we just want you guys 736 00:46:30,525 --> 00:46:33,125 Speaker 1: to know that we're self aware about it, that we know. 737 00:46:33,445 --> 00:46:39,325 Speaker 1: But Publius, I'm Publius as much funny, more funny than Publius. 738 00:46:39,325 --> 00:46:41,765 Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Publius? That does nothing for me? 739 00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:46,805 Speaker 1: Publi does everything for me. Gives me baby plankton from SpongeBob, 740 00:46:46,845 --> 00:46:49,725 Speaker 1: Square of Hands vibes. Yeah, it's cute, it's a little 741 00:46:49,805 --> 00:46:54,965 Speaker 1: nast I love it. Publius. What no thanks? Okay, well 742 00:46:55,005 --> 00:46:58,765 Speaker 1: we'll leave all of you by chanting Publius twice. Thank 743 00:46:58,765 --> 00:47:03,005 Speaker 1: you so much for listening. One, two, three guys, Publius, Publius, 744 00:47:04,045 --> 00:47:19,965 Speaker 1: Bye Gal. Cadaver Gals is a production of School of 745 00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:24,525 Speaker 1: Humans and iHeartRadio. It is produced research et cetera by 746 00:47:24,565 --> 00:47:27,965 Speaker 1: Gabby Watts, Taylor Church, and Nika Duae. You can follow 747 00:47:28,045 --> 00:47:33,285 Speaker 1: us online at Cadaver Gals g A l S. Thank 748 00:47:33,325 --> 00:47:35,645 Speaker 1: you for listening, Hublius