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Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

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Speaker 2: much baggage you claim and give us time and they

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off in style. You wanna

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Speaker 3: welcome you back home? Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her?

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Speaker 4: Was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Mal porn? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need you ride?

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Speaker 5: Ride?

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Speaker 6: Do you need.

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Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris, let's be professionals this time.

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Speaker 5: Wait, what did we do last time that was bad?

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Speaker 5: Welcome to Do you need a ride? This is Chris

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Speaker 5: Fairbanks and.

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Speaker 1: This is Karen Kilgareth.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I remember what it was that we did last

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Speaker 5: time that was bad? We were eating stones.

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Speaker 7: There were We got a lot of feedback about how

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Speaker 7: upsetting it is to eat, to eat and crinkle paper

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Speaker 7: while you're doing a podcast.

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Speaker 4: God damn it. We couldn't agree more.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and we already knew that going in.

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Speaker 5: We wanted to just make sure you knew that it

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Speaker 5: was the wrong thing to do.

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Speaker 7: You know, I'm one of those people that likes negative

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Speaker 7: attention as much as positive attention.

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Speaker 1: I don't really know the difference.

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Speaker 7: And so as long as I'm making you tweet at

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Speaker 7: me in a passionate manner, it's just as good as

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Speaker 7: if you're saying I love you so much as you're

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Speaker 7: saying if you ever do that again, you're going to

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Speaker 7: break my brain exactly.

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Speaker 5: And I learned from Mystery the Pickup Artist that even

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Speaker 5: if you're being mean to a woman, yes and telling

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Speaker 5: her her friend is more pretty and.

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Speaker 1: That her feet are shaped funnily.

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Speaker 5: And nice sweater, does it come in your size, it's

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Speaker 5: the same as saying I love you.

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Speaker 4: It's to women.

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Speaker 7: If you just let a woman know that she has

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Speaker 7: Fred Flintstone feet, she will marry you that same night.

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Speaker 5: What did you come here in a canvas car with

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Speaker 5: a bunch of ribs wrecked on the side.

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Speaker 4: I never understood the ribs.

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Speaker 7: I thought it was a large shell that they were

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Speaker 7: putting onto the car.

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Speaker 5: Nobody in the history of watching Hannah Barbera ever knew

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Speaker 5: what was being put on Fred Flintstone's car.

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Speaker 7: It's like, why don't why do they need a shell

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Speaker 7: that big? Are they at the drive in movie theater?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just.

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Speaker 5: That, you know, back then they still had rollers skating

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Speaker 5: up to your windows service waitresses. Right, ribs were bigger

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Speaker 5: because we were eating dinosaurs. Oh yeah, so it's a

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Speaker 5: rack of ribs that he ordered at the drive in.

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Speaker 4: But it's it's the ribs of a t rex.

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Speaker 7: We're supposed to believe, Yeah, even though people and dinosaurs

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Speaker 7: did not exist at the same time.

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Speaker 1: Well, it depends on who you are. I believe.

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Speaker 5: I'm going, Adam and Eve, I'm getting there.

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Speaker 1: Adam and Eve get there.

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Speaker 5: Then after they I can't remember he killed the last

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Speaker 5: dinosaur they were riding on one, and then.

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Speaker 7: Adam did, yes, poor Eve, Yes, as a gift. And

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Speaker 7: then he said, you have one less rib than me.

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Speaker 7: Here's a bunch of t rex ribs to knock your

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Speaker 7: car over. That's how much I love you, you fat ugly bitch.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, now let's go to the movies.

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Speaker 7: Megging, Bible style nagging.

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Speaker 4: I love that you remembered. Is it mysterio? What's that

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Speaker 4: guy's name?

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Speaker 1: Mystery?

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Speaker 4: Oh, just plain mystery.

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Speaker 5: Well I met when I did that, and that's my

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Speaker 5: I Every time I talk, I'm paranoid that I've said

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Speaker 5: this before. I'll tell you, dude, you must I do

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Speaker 5: I think there's been a few times where you people

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Speaker 5: to you too.

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Speaker 1: I think together our brains are declining, and.

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Speaker 4: I don't have to pretend not to remember.

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Speaker 7: So everyone can drop that concept immediately because I go

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good, it doesn't feel good.

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Speaker 7: But I also enjoy the telling because you are as mad.

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Speaker 4: Every time you tell the.

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Speaker 7: Scorpion in your boot story, you're asmad is the first

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Speaker 7: time in asthmad is when it happened to you originally.

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Speaker 1: Right right, because it's fun.

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Speaker 5: I don't recall already getting it out of my system

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Speaker 5: now it's still just boiling on the surface.

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Speaker 4: It's entirely in your system.

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Speaker 5: See, that's why I should use my declining brain with

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Speaker 5: my acting.

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Speaker 7: That's true. It's all passion. So you worked with Mysterio.

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Speaker 5: Oh, mystery, Mysterio I suddenly he had a curly mustache.

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Speaker 1: Mystery is the pickup.

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Speaker 5: He was on a reality show where they would take

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Speaker 5: nerdy men and be like, here's how UV mean to

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Speaker 5: girls and trick them into not relationships having sex.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's the worst. That's the worst show ever.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and the people that made Reality Bites Back, this

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Speaker 5: you worked on. I was on it, and Amy Schumer's

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Speaker 5: on it, and Kreischer and Theo Vonn and some other folks.

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Speaker 4: All the young stars of tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: It was yeah, but it was a show that was

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Speaker 5: not People weren't ready to I don't know, have a

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Speaker 1: Funny and they didn't want to bite back to MICHAELA

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Speaker 5: Sure, Yeah, it wasn't by that was a news parody show,

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Speaker 5: Reality Bites Back.

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Speaker 1: Or well, wait, that's the title you just said, dog

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Speaker 5: I I think I'm gradually losing it. It is called

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Speaker 5: really Bites Back. You were right, I was right, then

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Speaker 5: I was wrong. Now I'm right again. The crew came

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Speaker 5: and they were the next thing we're shooting in this

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Speaker 5: oh yeah, I met him yesterday too, And I was

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Speaker 1: Have sex with. I could just tell it was this unhealthy, scary.

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Speaker 4: Now was he an attractive person?

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Speaker 5: No, he was a tall, skinny kind of smell like boo,

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Speaker 5: like a rocker smell like this is unwashed leather.

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Speaker 1: Oh, so, get a load of my pheromones.

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Speaker 4: He's trying to do like a Jane's Addiction pickup scheme.

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Speaker 1: He is a Jane's Addiction the guy.

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Speaker 5: Okay, he's reeked of heroin and no odor, and Tenny

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Speaker 5: had ski goggles on his head to peak cock It's

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 5: See, I'm gonna sound a little like one of them

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Speaker 5: because I remember all the phrases.

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Speaker 7: Well and also clearly you've been using them since you

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Speaker 7: met hit this man on.

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Speaker 1: I have not, and I never would.

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Speaker 4: You are constantly goggled.

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Speaker 5: All I do is get shut down by the fact

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Speaker 1: Now I have two speeds, nice and and raised.

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Speaker 5: But he later on I found out he did indeed

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Speaker 5: have sex with several women that worked on the in

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Speaker 5: the crew of that show, like everyone did have sex

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Speaker 1: He is a hypnotist of ladies.

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Speaker 7: Well, but here's I just would like to bring up

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Speaker 7: this side, is that there are women who are also

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Speaker 1: Sex, So then that that's just simplicity.

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Speaker 7: That's like, that's why tinder works so well for some people,

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Speaker 7: because it's like, yeah, let's do this.

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Speaker 4: I don't give a shit. It's not it's not that hard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well I'm not putting that out there apparently.

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Speaker 7: No, you know why you need a switchblade or something threatening? Yeah,

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Speaker 7: you need to take care of business.

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Speaker 1: What about this new mustache st even? Does it work

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Speaker 1: for you? Is it like a switchblade with the ladies?

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Speaker 4: Steven loves mustaches?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I keep it packed every time. Yeah, we are

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you guys are in the Mustache Club, the Mustache

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Speaker 7: Club for men.

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Speaker 5: I am the president, Adam, and I'm also a member,

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Speaker 5: but I.

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Speaker 1: Am yeah he was. That's how I'm at the mystery Man.

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Speaker 7: It's funny because that era, which feels very late nineties

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Speaker 7: early two thousands of pickup artists and or like the law,

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Speaker 7: the forty eight Laws of Power, all that stuff where

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Speaker 4: Right where it's just like, yeah, I can't be awesome individually.

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Speaker 4: So can you write a book and then I will.

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Speaker 7: I will just kind of run down a series of

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Speaker 7: behaviors and that will make me awesome. Yeah, it's like,

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Speaker 7: let's start with a shower axe, body spray.

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Speaker 1: Apparently not, No, we're supposed to.

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Speaker 5: There's a lot of people that use this pheromone business

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Speaker 5: and it's not I can't be tricked by it.

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Speaker 1: No, well, body odor isn't my bag?

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Speaker 4: Oh is that really what he's doing?

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Speaker 1: Like you smell the animal carnal probrace.

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Speaker 5: He was very skinky. Maybe I caught him on a

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Speaker 7: Maybe he was nervous because he was about to have

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Speaker 7: sex with all those stewardesses, and it confind space.

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Speaker 5: He would not look me in the face. He was

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Speaker 5: looking at all the people behind me.

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Speaker 7: I mean that alone is like you can have all

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Speaker 7: spend time with you when you're like that. I mean,

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Speaker 7: how many people have you been with at Hollywood parties

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Speaker 7: where they just stare past you to the good person

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Speaker 7: that might be walking through the door.

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Speaker 1: There are five names I could give right now that

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Speaker 1: I won't.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't and good and yes I.

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Speaker 1: Know every one of those we are thinking of the

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Speaker 1: same people.

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Speaker 7: You should say it's us Steven edited out and then

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Speaker 7: he can hold it over ahead.

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Speaker 1: He feels like it like blackmail.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, He's like, I got those five names.

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Speaker 1: Well I'm not going to say the names now. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to drop those names.

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Speaker 7: Fel through the day you ever booked double booked me?

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Speaker 4: Right, Steven, You're very vindictive.

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Speaker 1: Always.

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Speaker 5: Every time I look back there he's rubbing his hands together. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I can't wait. We have a guest today. I can't

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Speaker 5: believe I'm going to let it out of the bag.

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Speaker 7: Season two, first guest of season two, first episode two,

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Speaker 7: first season five years long.

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Speaker 4: It's the first season.

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Speaker 7: We were really working some shit out and now we've

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Speaker 7: got it worked out and we're ready. We're just ready

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Speaker 7: to execute, execute, execute.

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Speaker 5: This was That's what's important. So I don't even know

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Speaker 7: It was like a child pimp cartoon that like white

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Speaker 7: Do you say the line with a mouthful of cat food?

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Speaker 5: I did a spitta, except the gross kind that's actually spit.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it wasn't my coffee. I just spit on your car.

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Speaker 7: The whole mouthful of spit is the ultimate compliment, and

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Speaker 5: That's what I'm gonna do, no matter what it is.

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Speaker 5: But I'm telling you, I grow this mustache and all

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Speaker 7: Yeah, people go, oh, I can see it now, I

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Speaker 4: You really have to stay away from children, now, Yeah.

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Speaker 5: No, it's true. I can tell that people think I'm

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Speaker 4: It's not cool.

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Speaker 5: We're picking up mac ingebrets, and I'm going to go

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Speaker 5: It would have been And I mean, it doesn't have

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Speaker 1: It can be a gradual reveal.

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Speaker 5: It can be a depressing reveal that he has a

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Speaker 5: show on Comedy Central called Corporate.

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Speaker 1: It's very funny. He's very funny. He's very tall.

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Speaker 4: He's very tall, and he loves to commandeer this show,

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, we might be getting interviewed if he's

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Has his style change.

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Speaker 7: He may have changed since Corporate has become such a success.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, please be quiet while I text.

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Speaker 7: This is the third place he's lived in as many years.

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Speaker 7: I'm sick of this nomadic lifestyle that he's living. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: well this is I mean, it is nicer. If I

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Speaker 1: I guess that's just how things go.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, let's make a plan that you that you move

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Speaker 1: You hit it.

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Speaker 5: Marina Delrez's very nice. It's just where most people go

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Speaker 4: That's right with the young hip people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, these people are moving and shaking, all right.

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Speaker 4: So the text has been sent and now it's just

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Speaker 1: It's just a matter of the retrieval and reading of.

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Speaker 7: It and understanding, yes, the concept.

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Speaker 5: That's really important that he walk out of the building,

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Speaker 7: Oh great, this is all working out so cute nineteen. Sorry,

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Speaker 7: it's ahead of us a little bit, a bit according

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Speaker 1: It's not him, that's not him, it's another young happening.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I think it's behind us now, Oh, I don't

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Speaker 1: It's okay, he'll find us on the hazard its idea.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, where are your hazards? You haven't see You don't

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Speaker 4: That's true. This car rules.

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Speaker 1: It really does rule the school.

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Speaker 5: When I get to make it big with my TV show,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna wear shirts like the one I'm wearing.

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Speaker 7: You're gonna do everything just like the people around you are.

453
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Speaker 5: We're going to change so much good you wear suits.

454
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Speaker 5: I'm going to have an affected accent. I'm going to

455
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Speaker 5: visit a country for just a couple of weeks and

456
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Speaker 5: then have that accent forever.

457
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Speaker 4: Yes, this is just.

458
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Speaker 7: Like me every year school year, when I would start

459
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Speaker 7: school and go this year, I'm going to be shy. Yep,

460
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Speaker 7: and it would never work. Now that's probably the sixth

461
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Speaker 7: time I've said that on this point.

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Speaker 5: No, I really, I know that we've talked about how

463
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Speaker 5: I shy people used to exist.

464
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Speaker 1: And I miss them.

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Speaker 5: Yes, because now it's just a bunch of confident babies

466
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Speaker 5: like you're they're just born.

467
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Speaker 1: I can do anything.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's the parenting. Where's the Yeah, they don't really

469
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Speaker 7: do abuse anymore that.

470
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Speaker 1: They used to.

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Speaker 5: What happened to the kids who lived in fear and they

472
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Speaker 5: didn't know what they were scared of. Like me, I

473
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Speaker 5: think it makes for a nice person every day. Oh,

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Speaker 5: a lot of people. Last time I was talking about

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Speaker 5: how I would hear voices and tunnel vision, and a

476
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Speaker 5: lot of people upset.

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Speaker 6: I had the same thing.

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Speaker 1: Oh well that's amazing.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Here's Matt, Oh, Matt ingebretsen coming in.

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Speaker 1: Right next to the garbage.

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Speaker 7: Hi.

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Speaker 1: Hi, we we thought we'd have you enter right by

484
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Speaker 1: the trash here.

485
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Speaker 4: You like garbage, right, Matt?

486
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Speaker 1: Do you know Stephen the Oscar of comedy?

487
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Speaker 4: Please don't fight guys, Seriously.

488
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Speaker 1: You get Stephen. You guys know each other and get along, right, Matt?

489
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Speaker 1: Do you want a black coffee? Uh? Because you have?

490
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Speaker 6: I do.

491
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Speaker 4: We did right by you this time.

492
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Speaker 1: Karen's real good at gifts. I knew just what to

493
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Speaker 1: get you recording. Yeah we are. Yeah, can't you.

494
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Speaker 4: Tell by how fake we're acting?

495
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Speaker 6: Why are you guys acting like this?

496
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Speaker 1: I can't stop smiling.

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Speaker 6: Stephen's touching me, yea, touch me, and I screamed.

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Speaker 1: Touch me? Oh do we have?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yes, of course. I almost to be.

501
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Speaker 6: Holding a coffee the whole But it works out perfectly.

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Speaker 7: This is a beautiful neighborhood and I'm going to show

503
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Speaker 7: you where I used to live.

504
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, really, you you this neighborhood. I was in

505
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Speaker 1: this neighborhood.

506
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Speaker 7: We lived in this house right here when I was

507
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Speaker 7: on Speed in the nineties, and we had parties that

508
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Speaker 7: were so loud and insane that the people who lived

509
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Speaker 7: in this house here moved.

510
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Speaker 6: Away when I was on Speed.

511
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Speaker 7: This we lived that one right there, okay, and it

512
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Speaker 7: was a disaster. My friend Dave Messmer and my other

513
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Speaker 7: friend Maliva Barbula, and.

514
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Speaker 4: We just drank.

515
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Speaker 7: This was when I decided I was going to take

516
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Speaker 7: speed so I can be thin enough to audition for

517
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Speaker 7: TV shows. But then I drank my weight and beer

518
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Speaker 7: every night, so it was just a kind of counteractive.

519
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Speaker 7: It didn't totally work, and I never slept, and I

520
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Speaker 7: would get up in the morning and just start fucking.

521
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Speaker 7: I start smoking and rolling calls, making plans of like

522
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Speaker 7: we're all meeting for lunch at this place, we're all

523
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Speaker 7: doing this show tonight, and then we're going to meet

524
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Speaker 7: at this bar.

525
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Speaker 4: And that's all I did.

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Speaker 8: I was like, Wow, like a personal assistant for your

527
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Speaker 8: party friends.

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Speaker 6: I'm so glad I know you at this point in

529
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Speaker 6: your life.

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Speaker 7: I yelled, slightly less than I used to, but only

531
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Speaker 7: a little bit.

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Speaker 1: It was nuts.

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Speaker 6: What have you guys been talking about since she got

534
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Speaker 6: in the car?

535
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Speaker 4: Chris audition?

536
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Speaker 1: Chris has been on Chris not about a retail but

537
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Speaker 1: now format.

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Speaker 5: I yeah, yeah, I've I think I need to take

539
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Speaker 5: an acting class because there isn't I don't know how

540
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Speaker 5: I have done until months later when you get to

541
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Speaker 5: see it, and then it washes over me that I'm

542
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Speaker 5: not terrible, but I feel like I do. I can

543
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Speaker 5: be terrible, but I don't know. So I need to

544
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Speaker 5: take an acting class and learn how to do.

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Speaker 7: This now, Matt when you Matt is one of the

546
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Speaker 7: stars and creators of the Comedy Central series Corporate hit series.

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Speaker 6: Right, yeah, that's right serious?

548
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Speaker 7: Ye did that happen to you when you started on Corporate? Like,

549
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Speaker 7: did you ever have that performance anxiety of I don't

550
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Speaker 7: know what I'm doing?

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Speaker 6: Ye know?

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Speaker 8: I have the blind confidence of a tall white man. Okay,

553
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Speaker 8: so no, it definitely did. Especially when we made the pilot.

554
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Speaker 8: Jake and I were both like, well, we're frauds, so

555
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Speaker 8: we need to really work hard at this until we

556
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Speaker 8: get it right. So I don't know, I think stand

557
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Speaker 8: up helps a lot, though. I think you're like with

558
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Speaker 8: your confidence, but it's not so.

559
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Speaker 5: Much the confidence that I'm worried about. I really think

560
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Speaker 5: there are techniquey things to this. That is the reason

561
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Speaker 5: people go to schools like Steppenwolf and Juilliard or whatever. Like,

562
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Speaker 5: it's not just about being confident. I know that I

563
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Speaker 5: don't know what I'm doing. Did you take classes?

564
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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 8: The best piece of advice I ever got from Adam Lustick,

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Speaker 8: who's also in the show Incredible Actor, and that is

567
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Speaker 8: that all he went to NYU to school whatever it is,

568
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Speaker 8: to like dramatic school, and he said the only thing

569
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Speaker 8: he learned was that the only thing to be good

570
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Speaker 8: at acting is to like not be self conscious while

571
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Speaker 8: on camera. If you can like remove all of that,

572
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Speaker 8: you're doing a plus work. Yeah, he said, he just

573
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Speaker 8: learned breathing exercises and they did yoga in acting classes.

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Speaker 6: So I don't think you learned anything interesting.

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Speaker 7: I took acting classes and I was a theater major,

576
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Speaker 7: but I never connected the fact that the reason we

577
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Speaker 7: were doing these incredibly irritating exercises was to relax me

578
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Speaker 7: for performance.

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Speaker 1: I was always just like, Oh, here's this stupid shit.

580
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Speaker 7: Where we have to pretend we're walking through honey, and

581
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Speaker 7: it would make me so mad and I wouldn't kind

582
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Speaker 7: of pay attention.

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Speaker 4: And then when we would go to perform, I'd be

584
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Speaker 4: like to get through this.

585
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Speaker 6: And I never am on speed walking through honey.

586
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Speaker 1: Yeah, just saying it out loud.

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Speaker 7: It was harder for me than other people because I

588
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Speaker 7: was on speed walking through honey.

589
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Speaker 1: Yeah, why am I?

590
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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I feel like quicksand is always some sort of exercise

592
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Speaker 5: pretending you're in quicksand, or maybe that's just a game

593
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Speaker 5: I used to.

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Speaker 8: I know for the listeners, Karen just honked and someone

595
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Speaker 8: taking a left turn, and she was justified in doing so,

596
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Speaker 8: but it was aggressive, But was I.

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Speaker 7: Because they were waiting for a person who was running

598
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Speaker 7: the light. So I think I actually was in the wrong.

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Speaker 8: Okay, addendum Karen was and deserves no pity.

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Speaker 6: Beware of Karen.

601
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Speaker 7: Up.

602
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Speaker 4: I deserve it online.

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Speaker 1: The thing that happened the other day was I started

604
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Speaker 1: to get nervous.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, they all think I'm a fraud, and I

606
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:15,639
Speaker 5: started sweating, and then it totally helped because the scene

607
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,439
Speaker 5: was me breaking up with someone, and that is also

608
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,159
Speaker 5: when you get nervous and would start sweating, and I

609
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 5: was like, oh.

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Speaker 1: This is working out perfect. My self awareness just bailed

611
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Speaker 1: me out.

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Speaker 8: You just need to play parts where the person is

613
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Speaker 8: nervous and sweaty.

614
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Speaker 1: Yes, if I could just corner that market.

615
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Speaker 8: The dumbest audition I ever did was for a Taco

616
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Speaker 8: bell commercial and the premise of it was that you

617
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Speaker 8: were like, you had to make a tiny taco. So

618
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Speaker 8: during the audition I had to mine I get that.

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Speaker 1: You did get that audition?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I did not. I'm creating a tiny taco.

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Speaker 8: And just halfway through creating it, I just looked up

622
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Speaker 8: and was like, I'm sorry, I can't do this.

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Speaker 7: That happened all the time where I would go in

624
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Speaker 7: and it would be like commercial for like a bank,

625
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Speaker 7: and they'd be like, so, basically, there's a line here,

626
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Speaker 7: and you're just gonna go down and like rip the

627
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Speaker 7: people as they're standing in line.

628
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Speaker 4: So just picture the people.

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Speaker 7: There's no line of people, so you just had to

630
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Speaker 7: improvise insulting people who weren't there. And I was like, okay,

631
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Speaker 7: it sounds good, and then I went to the beginning

632
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Speaker 7: so to do that and then start the copy and

633
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Speaker 7: so I started, and I was like, nice shirt t

634
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Speaker 7: the America Trade or whatever the thing was, and went

635
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Speaker 7: straight to the coffe because I was like, what are.

636
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Speaker 1: You talking about? How you?

637
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Speaker 7: So I use my imagination to improvise a bunch of

638
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Speaker 7: insults that can't be funny because you can't see what

639
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Speaker 7: I'm imagining.

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Speaker 5: You can't see that the invisible person does not indeed

641
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Speaker 5: have a nice shirt.

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Speaker 6: It's a stupid show. That's what's funny.

643
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Speaker 7: You're picturing that they have a beautiful shirt on, and

644
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Speaker 7: so the comedy won't ever land.

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Speaker 4: I hate auditioning so much so.

646
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Speaker 5: That I forget because I vividly remember it was like

647
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Speaker 5: two years ago.

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Speaker 1: What happens to the tiny taco? I feel like I

649
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Speaker 1: don't to do with a mouse?

650
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Speaker 6: Oh?

651
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 1: Is there a mouse eating it?

652
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 4: Were they serving mice a taco bell?

653
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Speaker 5: Because like, well, you guys all know in this car

654
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Speaker 5: that I do like miniatures, like dollhouse or otherwise.

655
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Speaker 4: But I didn't know that, certainly didn't know that I love.

656
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Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I wanted a doll house.

657
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Speaker 5: What I really wanted a dollhouse just for the tiny

658
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Speaker 5: toasters and little chairs, and like the I like miniatures.

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Speaker 8: I mean now that you're saying this, this does make

660
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Speaker 8: sense based on what I know about you, But I

661
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Speaker 8: did not know this.

662
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Speaker 1: Yeah it is.

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Speaker 5: It is a cooler And I follow on Instagram a

664
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Speaker 5: lot of mini Like there's guys that make just the

665
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Speaker 5: frontage of a subway, you know, entrance and buildings. And

666
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Speaker 5: so I think my dad was scared that I wanted

667
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Speaker 5: to start playing with dolls.

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Speaker 1: It's scary and yeah, yeah, god forbid. That was a

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Speaker 1: big fear in the eighties that your son would just

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Speaker 1: be like.

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Speaker 6: You better buy him a gun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: They called it doll panic, doll panic of the eighties.

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Speaker 5: So he had me doing pushups and then but we

675
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Speaker 5: made like a Wild West store facade and that had

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Speaker 5: miniatures and it really fulfilled that desire.

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Speaker 7: We never finished and yet, but while at the same

678
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Speaker 7: time being insanely manly.

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Speaker 1: Right yeah, yeah, he had me smoking cigars.

680
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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, now, Matt, what's the thing we don't know

681
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 7: about you?

682
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: Miniature style? Yeah, yeah, that you're into that other people

683
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: don't know.

684
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it has to be miniature.

685
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 5: No, No, it's just that style.

686
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: Oh, this is so hard. It's a secret.

687
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 4: What don't we know about you? It's a secret.

688
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 7: But it's very light secret, like the miniatures. We don't

689
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 7: want to get into your bullshit.

690
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you don't need to bring your bullshit to

691
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: the table.

692
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 6: I was going to bring my bullshit. So I'm glad

693
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Speaker 6: you said soth.

694
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Speaker 8: Okay, I did just read This might not count be

695
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 8: exactly what you're talking about, but I did just read

696
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 8: the book Dune.

697
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 6: You guys ever heard of the book Dune.

698
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: Sure.

699
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 8: I've had mixed feelings about it, and I don't really

700
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 8: know why I read it. I felt like a book

701
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 8: I should read, or it seemed like a I don't

702
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 8: really get nerd culture, I guess, or like kind of

703
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 8: like sci fi obsession. Sure, but I was like, maybe

704
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 8: if I read this it will it will help me.

705
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 4: And did the spe help you?

706
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 6: You know about the spice? Sure?

707
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, no it did not help me, but I

708
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 8: did it. I enjoyed it well enough, But I was like,

709
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 8: I don't know why people are talking about this book

710
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 8: so much. It's just like different Star Wars.

711
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: It was a yeah, it was a storyline in togetherness.

712
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 5: They were going to do a Dune musical for kids, right,

713
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 5: oh yeah, yeah, something to do, and I sort of

714
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 5: wanted to read it after that too, because there are

715
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 5: a lot of people that What's Togetherness?

716
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 1: That show that was great on HBO.

717
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 6: They do plast Brothers show.

718
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like.

719
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 5: A lot of the same people that are making that

720
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 5: Single Parents show.

721
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 7: It's just you were making a reference as if you

722
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 7: were saying, like this very well known thing, and when

723
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 7: that happens and I don't know the thing, I can,

724
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:55,719
Speaker 7: I get really upset.

725
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 5: No, it's okay, And I tend to just make references

726
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 5: to things that are specific and just assume that everyone

727
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 5: knows what they are.

728
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 1: So, boy, what a combed room together? I'm diving into

729
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: traffic now, Yeah, dude, what is it? A big book?

730
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 6: I'm in?

731
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 8: Oh, it's a big book, A big boy book for

732
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 8: big boys and girls.

733
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: Are you a big proud boy?

734
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 4: Mostly boys?

735
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, most serious, seriously, mostly boys. They don't treat women great.

736
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 4: And girls actually hate books like that.

737
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: Does the book have Do worms go in someone's nose?

738
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 6: No? There, but they're too big to fit in the nose.

739
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 1: Okay, they're like worms. Okay, that's right. Kevin Bakers.

740
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Speaker 6: Wait, Karen, why do you know about this stuff? Did

741
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 6: you see the movie?

742
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: Well, I'm one of those girls that knows boy things, Oh, Karen, as.

743
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 5: You have to know it to survive a woman who

744
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 5: focuses on boy things.

745
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 8: Are just one of the many books you read on

746
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Speaker 8: speed in the night you were got.

747
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: It, spe I got everything good? Moving on?

748
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 3: You know.

749
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 7: Actually there's a so that director. I watched this documentary

750
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 7: one day by accident. This can be my piece of trivia.

751
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 7: It's not that good, but it's a Judgerowski.

752
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, I haven't seen that, but it's on my list.

753
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: It's so good.

754
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 7: So he wanted to direct Dune, Yes, And it's all

755
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 7: about the work he put into the like basically what

756
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 7: he was going to do to be the director of Dune.

757
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: Yes, And he had H. R.

758
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Speaker 4: Geiger. Is that his name s? H. G.

759
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: Geiger. Yeah, he does does very technical air brush. He

760
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 1: designed Alien.

761
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 7: He's the Alien guy, and he's like an amazing uh

762
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 7: Art director.

763
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 4: Would that be what he is?

764
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 7: So that guy had all the all, he had a

765
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 7: whole book that was going to be the Dune movie,

766
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 7: and just all the studios were like, we just don't

767
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 7: this looks crazy. We can't Yeah, we don't believe in it.

768
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 7: And then like a year later they did Star Wars.

769
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 7: So it was like he was he's always been this visionary.

770
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 7: But in that documentary there's a thing he goes into

771
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 7: talking about how fucked Hollywood is for true artists get

772
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 7: sucked in Hollywood.

773
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,320
Speaker 4: Yes, and it is the speech.

774
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,800
Speaker 7: While I was watching the documentary, I started taking pictures

775
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 7: of the screen grabs of things he was saying and

776
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,360
Speaker 7: posting them on Twitter like a lunatic because it was

777
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 7: all this like.

778
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 4: This money, this, Jody money that whatever. Where I was like,

779
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 4: oh my god, this is it. Nothing good exists in entertainment.

780
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 8: Have you ever seen the documentary Burden of Dreams about

781
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 8: Werner hertzog No his attempt to a movie that I

782
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 8: think eventually came out. But it was a movie that

783
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 8: was shot in the like a jungle in South America

784
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,800
Speaker 8: where people died in the production.

785
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 7: Yes, it was Fitzgaraldo.

786
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 6: Yeah that's right.

787
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 8: Uh huh ye, which is insane because once you've made anything,

788
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 8: you're like, if somebody died while we while we made

789
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,360
Speaker 8: a fucking movie or TV show, we should all go

790
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 8: to hell.

791
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 5: Yes, the insanity of that movie, roar that, it's I

792
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,240
Speaker 5: don't think the original movement one.

793
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's insanity.

794
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,760
Speaker 5: Have you seen that this movie with all these wild

795
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 5: tigers in it and people on camera getting attacked by tiger.

796
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: Melanie Griffith.

797
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, Melanie Griffiths, so it Yes, because they're her

798
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 7: mom's tigers, right, Yes, it's that thing.

799
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 4: Because we watched the trailer for it.

800
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 7: We went down a rabbit hole in the baskets room

801
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 7: one day about how Tippy Hedron and it's Tippy Headron

802
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,320
Speaker 7: her mom and they kept lions at their fucking house

803
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 7: in like Sherman Oaks, and they had a bunch and

804
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 7: there was one picture where a lion just has Melanie Griffith,

805
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 7: I think is in the pool and she just the

806
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,839
Speaker 7: lion has its whole mouth around her head.

807
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god, I've seen that picture.

808
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:45,439
Speaker 6: Yeah.

809
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 8: I saw that movie in a theater, like a packed theater,

810
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 8: and it was one of the craziest experiences I've ever

811
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 8: had because people are freaking.

812
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,840
Speaker 6: It's so scary what you're watching.

813
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 5: So Tippy Hendron is a decent actor if she had

814
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 5: to pretend then to be scared of birds. I live

815
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 5: with lions voluntarily.

816
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: They are my lines. Oh no, birds are flowing, you

817
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,760
Speaker 1: mean they're gonna pack me with their little beak.

818
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 5: I've had my head in Hawaiian's mouth and she's just

819
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 5: holding a whip standing on a stool.

820
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 1: I do it.

821
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 8: All birds are scary, though, I was just at the

822
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 8: I was in Hawaii. Guys, by the way island Kawai

823
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 8: the best.

824
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: I always asked that, and then I don't know anything about.

825
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 4: The islands is where I went last or for this

826
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:30,879
Speaker 4: past fourth of July?

827
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: My favorite incredible.

828
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, when someone says the Big One, what they mean

829
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,240
Speaker 5: may Hawaii itself?

830
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: Just say Hawaii.

831
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 7: It's they're trying to make you feel bad because you

832
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,399
Speaker 7: don't have as much money.

833
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: I knew it.

834
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 5: Thank you for saying that every time someone, even right now,

835
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,359
Speaker 5: Matt's trying to make me feel good.

836
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, the Big Island is extra expensive.

837
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 1: What did you do there? It's hard to get a

838
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: hotel there?

839
00:36:56,080 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 8: Almost nothing, truly almost nothing. There's very little to do

840
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 8: other than just like eat and drink and lie on

841
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 8: the beach.

842
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 7: Sure did you go to that bar where they have

843
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 7: pizza and serve the strongest my ties? Right?

844
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:13,280
Speaker 8: The shaky Yeah, that's right, they got a Shaky's.

845
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 1: Just for the people at home.

846
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 4: Christ did a comedy sip after he said Shaky's.

847
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 7: He leaned over to his drink. He didn't bring the

848
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 7: drink to his mouth and then sipped.

849
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: Like that was the best job. No, it's just people

850
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 1: are laughing. I can have some of my alcohol.

851
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 8: And that bar was used in the movie The Descendants. Yes,

852
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 8: and they had the movie The Descendants at the airbnb

853
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 8: I was staying at and we watched it and it

854
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 8: felt like a really lame thing to do.

855
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:43,919
Speaker 1: Haw Yeah.

856
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 7: Yeah when my sister, So we have family friends that

857
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 7: have a house in Kawhi that they rent.

858
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 4: But then everybody also goes to a lot. So then

859
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 4: do it friend, do it?

860
00:37:59,440 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 6: Make?

861
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 4: This was just oh, I see he was helping his

862
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 4: other friend.

863
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 1: Happened again. We were getting mad at someone being courteous.

864
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: That's right, God, motherfucker, he should have run it.

865
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 7: That guy like he's an asshole, and he's been an

866
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 7: asshole the whole time.

867
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: I wish people we need to have cameras.

868
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 6: This should be lost.

869
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: We're just driving down Western. It shouldn't be that big

870
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: of a deal.

871
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,720
Speaker 7: That guy's been mad at me for not running about

872
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 7: four different lights the entire time, and it looked a

873
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,359
Speaker 7: lot like Jake Fogelnest I might confront him on Twitter later.

874
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:32,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's.

875
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 4: What is the name of that bar again?

876
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,839
Speaker 1: Can you remember? Knew?

877
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:42,359
Speaker 7: Yeah, so my sister and Adrian and all of their

878
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 7: friends that were there for it was somebody's birthday and

879
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 7: everybody was there.

880
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 4: It was like two months ago.

881
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 7: They went to that bar, and they would go to

882
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 7: that bar like every day or every night, depending because

883
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 7: it's kind of the only game in town, essentially, unless

884
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 7: you want to go to Happy Talk, which is also awesome.

885
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: Did you go to that one Happy Talk?

886
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:01,320
Speaker 4: It's the bar in the Tell that's right there.

887
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 5: On the Oh, are you ready to joust a ambulance ambulance?

888
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh, he just pulled right over. I guess.

889
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're just getting some coffee.

890
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 1: Sometimes that bothers me when I'm not of course.

891
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 8: Uh you know, ambulance is a father no, no firemen

892
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 8: or that's a fire truck.

893
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 1: It's red. They're there, they're heroes.

894
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 6: But a lot of times they bother me.

895
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,319
Speaker 1: It's like, I get it. I can hear you.

896
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 5: A lot of times. And in that case, I think

897
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 5: there was a first response reason. But sometimes the sirens

898
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 5: go off and they're just picking up some lunch.

899
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,720
Speaker 1: Sure, you know what I mean. Oh, they take advantage.

900
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,840
Speaker 7: My dad actually came down the first time I hosted

901
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 7: the The Like showcase night at the Improve in San Francisco.

902
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 7: My dad was a fireman in Chinatown at Station two,

903
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 7: and so they came down and pretended they were there

904
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 7: to check the fire safety and then they all just

905
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 7: stood in the back of the room and watched me help.

906
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 4: All in full uniform with the truck park double parked

907
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 4: out front.

908
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,280
Speaker 1: That's that's just a story about you having a good dad.

909
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 6: Right, how'd you do?

910
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, how'd you eat it?

911
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 4: I killed every time. I'm always always killed.

912
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 1: She did, she killed? She killed so hard they were

913
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: glad the firemen were there.

914
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 8: Do you hear CPR you're taggling? Should be Karen the

915
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,760
Speaker 8: perfect comedian.

916
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 7: Rarely doesn't kill. And then it turns out I don't

917
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 7: know what kill means. So to the last time they

918
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 7: were in at Kawai, they went to Tahiti Nui and

919
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 7: there was this guy, Yes, and he was partying with

920
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 7: them and he was buying them my ties, and everyone

921
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 7: was having a great time. And at one point he

922
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 7: told either my sister or her friend Adrian, he was

923
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 7: the king of the island. And they're like sounds great,

924
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 7: and he's like we're just like okay, buddy, I'll buy.

925
00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 6: You a beer.

926
00:40:58,840 --> 00:40:59,240
Speaker 1: Whatever.

927
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 7: It turned out he was the king of the island.

928
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 7: What like they looked it up on Facebook and he's

929
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 7: the King of.

930
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: Kawhi in conjunction with the government.

931
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's the official, like he is the you know

932
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 7: thirtieth you know in the in the line to the

933
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 7: throne or whatever.

934
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 4: He's he's the king. And he actually had a sidekick

935
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 4: guy with him that.

936
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 7: Was like taking care of business, and like at one

937
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 7: point he asked one of them to dance and then

938
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,439
Speaker 7: the sidekick is like, yeah, go dance with the king.

939
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 4: And they're like, I better go dance with the king.

940
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

941
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 4: Wow, isn't that the best?

942
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 1: I really? I wonder what duties he has as a king.

943
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 4: Well, he has to party, Yeah, he has to.

944
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 1: Wear Hawaiian shared.

945
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 8: What's funny about Hawaii is I had gone once before,

946
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 8: but just for a couple of days, and but going

947
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 8: this time' gonna just reminded me. It's exactly what you

948
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 8: think it is, like everything they've said, and like the music,

949
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,879
Speaker 8: Like we got off the plane and we're literally hearing

950
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,760
Speaker 8: the ukulele version of somewhere over the rainbow.

951
00:41:58,840 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: It's a little bit.

952
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 6: Like, maybe change it up a little bit.

953
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 7: Sometimes there just needs to be more songs recorded by

954
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 7: that guy, because he only did the watch.

955
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,879
Speaker 5: I can't remember that is a specific that's a hit

956
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 5: song that that cover that was big for Hawaiian ukulele.

957
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 4: It's nice.

958
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: I can't remember his name. My dad would know.

959
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 6: Christy played instrument.

960
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 5: I played trombone for a while and I picked up

961
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 5: a rusty one the other day and I just couldn't

962
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 5: even make it blow.

963
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 1: I don't know how to.

964
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:31,439
Speaker 6: Playing a sex joke, a terrible sex joke.

965
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 5: I picked one up and I couldn't even make it

966
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 5: make a sound.

967
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: You weren't joking.

968
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 5: There's like I played it for four years and the

969
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 5: other day I blew on it and just went like

970
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 5: it wouldn't even I didn't know how to do it anymore.

971
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 5: What a waste of time? That was my trombone? Yours

972
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,280
Speaker 5: were real.

973
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 7: I mean just the word trombone sounds insand and this

974
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 7: one was indeed rusty.

975
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 1: I knew when I said it it was kind of

976
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 1: a sex joke, but it was a rusty. It was

977
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: just that your luck that you found a Rusty my

978
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: friend Sanchez. He needed about He's dirty trombone. Are you

979
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: enjoying any of this?

980
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 6: Matt? Every moment I just.

981
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:16,280
Speaker 1: Smiling.

982
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 6: Who had this podcast? Is? I can't? So we can't

983
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 6: look at each other.

984
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 4: Christ That's okay, It's why I like it.

985
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 8: I'm not even looking at the back of your head.

986
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 8: I'm looking at a headrest. I see any part of it?

987
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 5: Did I put the little googly eyes like the kind

988
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 5: that de face statues?

989
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: Yeah?

990
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 6: Karen? Do you play guitar much or have you? Are

991
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 6: you still playing? Do you pick it up?

992
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 7: I haven't played in a while, so every once in

993
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 7: a while I will. But it doesn't ever sound good to me.

994
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 7: And I think I did it when I was a

995
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 7: guitar comic. It's such shame about it that I think

996
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 7: I ruined it a little bit for myself, Like I

997
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 7: did it for too long past the time I wanted.

998
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 4: To do it, I see, because it's too lazy to

999
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 4: actually write an act, and so then I just turned it.

1000
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 4: I turned it on myself.

1001
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 8: That is an unfair way to categorize what you do,

1002
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 8: because because what you did is incredibly funny and so good. Yeah,

1003
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 8: you're writing it off yeah, I'm calling bull.

1004
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 5: Also, yeah, and you're good at guitar, and you got

1005
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 5: to start a rock band and let me at least.

1006
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 6: That's a rusty trombone.

1007
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 1: I swear I'll practice. Do you play an instrument now?

1008
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 8: I played drums and percussion growing up, But I kind

1009
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 8: of let it slide. Music is fucking hard. You gotta

1010
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 8: do it every day or it falls away very quick.

1011
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 6: There.

1012
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's everything almost but you.

1013
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 7: But also if you're in a band, you have to

1014
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 7: be writing songs that justify you doing it every day.

1015
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 7: So like for me, like I have friends that are

1016
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,760
Speaker 7: in a band that's my favorite band and it's the best,

1017
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 7: and like it makes sense to me that they have

1018
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 7: this kind of very It's almost like all their life

1019
00:44:56,120 --> 00:45:00,919
Speaker 7: makes perfect sense to Waystones Nick, I'm Jerry and Dan,

1020
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 7: but they but like that makes sense. But then there's

1021
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 7: those people you know that like you go to see

1022
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,399
Speaker 7: them because they invite you, yes, and.

1023
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 4: Their music sucks, their lyrics suck, and you wish you

1024
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 4: didn't go.

1025
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 7: And like they're practicing just as hard as the people

1026
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 7: who are good at it, right, I know, that's that's

1027
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 7: what makes me sad about music.

1028
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 8: I stop practicing so now I'm just left with my

1029
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 8: angelic voice, my perfect singing voice.

1030
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 4: That's you're the perfect singer trademark, like I am the

1031
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 4: perfect to me, Dan.

1032
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, no matter how much you practice, at some point,

1033
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 5: talent has to be part of the thing, right yeah, yeah, yeah,

1034
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,400
Speaker 5: Well you got the good scar and you got to

1035
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 5: start that band.

1036
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: Okay, you can be like the Sundays with a.

1037
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 4: Could you remember with an edge?

1038
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,879
Speaker 7: Matt, If you would please pick up those drum sticks again,

1039
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:46,720
Speaker 7: you could be the drummer.

1040
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 1: Okay, you're giving mad role. I'm the one that wants

1041
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaker 1: to start the band.

1042
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, Rusty Trombone, you can have your dumb sex joke.

1043
00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 6: Chris bums on until the sex joke during the act, mid.

1044
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 1: Song every time, and then I come out of the music.

1045
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 5: Could probably stop and I do some dumb aristocrats act.

1046
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 8: The great thing about Chris, though, is that even if

1047
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,240
Speaker 8: it's the same joke every time, you'll tell it slightly differently.

1048
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 8: I stumbled through it in a slightly different funny way.

1049
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:20,879
Speaker 4: You know, he's absolutely talking off the.

1050
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 1: Top of his head.

1051
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 5: I need all I need is slight variation to enjoy comedy. Yes,

1052
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 5: otherwise you're just repeating yourself, don't we all.

1053
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 6: I did a little holiday shopping this morning.

1054
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 4: Oh do you online?

1055
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,720
Speaker 8: I bought an expensive mug for a family member.

1056
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 6: He loses lately.

1057
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 8: No for the Listeners is a hip part of Los Angeles.

1058
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 4: And it's pronounced I know, what did I just say?

1059
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,720
Speaker 6: Damn it? I know, but that's.

1060
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 4: You didn't just move here, I know what it is.

1061
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 5: That's how you prove the correct You pronounce it in

1062
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 5: Spanish but not in La Yeah, but.

1063
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: You have to.

1064
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:04,399
Speaker 6: I will.

1065
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 5: When I moved to Austin and everyone it was I

1066
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 5: called it Guadalupe straight, and everyone said, oh, no, no,

1067
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 5: it's Gua And I'm like, you know what, No, it's

1068
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 5: a Spanish word.

1069
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: I'm going to say Guadaloupe.

1070
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 5: Then you're on the bus and they announced every stop

1071
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 5: in English, and then afterwards.

1072
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,399
Speaker 1: They announced it in Spanish and.

1073
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 5: They said, you know, the next street is Guadaloup with

1074
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 5: like a Texas accent, and then they repeated in Spanish,

1075
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 5: you know.

1076
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,280
Speaker 1: Like cala asked a Guadaloup.

1077
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 5: They mispronounced the Spanish word in Spanish, which is just

1078
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 5: a Texas you know.

1079
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 1: Fucking look, remember the Alamo?

1080
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, because if you win that fucking war.

1081
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess so you won the war, you get

1082
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 7: to change all the pronunciations.

1083
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 5: Right, they didn't they win? Yeah, they just trapped people

1084
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 5: and burn down a building like that. That's not winning

1085
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 5: a war. Don't get me started on saddle techniques. Don't

1086
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 5: you dare besmirch the War of Texas or over that.

1087
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: Osbourneau I'm pistol on the Great War of Texas.

1088
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,720
Speaker 8: But anyway, there's about a dozen shops in Los Feliz

1089
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 8: that just damn it. I did it again, Los Feelis

1090
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 8: that was better?

1091
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 6: Okay?

1092
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 8: That sell only seventy dollars mugs, Yeah, three thousand dollars

1093
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 8: blankets and five hundred dollars pillows.

1094
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 1: Now do you think those? Do you think it's a

1095
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: drug front?

1096
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 4: Do you think it's a trustafarian?

1097
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 6: Oh?

1098
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 4: I mean a trust fund?

1099
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 1: Child?

1100
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 4: Like, how do you explain those stories?

1101
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 8: I think it's I think you have to be rich

1102
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 8: to start one. I will say, let's take let's be

1103
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:44,800
Speaker 8: empathetic here. Okay, my guess is, let's let's try let's

1104
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:45,280
Speaker 8: just try.

1105
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 1: To be a good PERSONA.

1106
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:51,760
Speaker 6: Why can't we be good people?

1107
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 8: I would imagine because most of the stuff in there

1108
00:48:56,560 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 8: is like handmade by single like it's not like your mother.

1109
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, so in order to.

1110
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 8: Sustain their business, you got to pay seventy bucks for

1111
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 8: their fucking right.

1112
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,959
Speaker 6: Pretty, there's soap. The mugs are very pretty, I will yeah, sure,

1113
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 6: And this is.

1114
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,840
Speaker 1: A standard mug. It's just a it's not doesn't have

1115
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: a top on it. You're not talking like a thermost.

1116
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 6: It's just it's a mug that'll make you feel better

1117
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:19,320
Speaker 6: than your neighbor.

1118
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,320
Speaker 1: Gotcha. That's all I want out of a mug.

1119
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's mug superiority. It's very common these days.

1120
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: Do you have any prestige mugs here at the.

1121
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:36,800
Speaker 9: Asnavi Dods starring, They do, and they will My niece

1122
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 9: and I'm sorry because I did tweet this, but my

1123
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 9: niece wants an ice skating She's big into ice skating.

1124
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 4: And takes lessons and she's really good on it.

1125
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 7: So she's My sister said, Nora wants an ice skating necklace.

1126
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 7: So I look up ice skating necklace on Amazon and

1127
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 7: there's all kinds of like a single ice skate on

1128
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,839
Speaker 7: a pendant. There's full girls ice skating that you could

1129
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 7: get that. My sister said, she thinks that's what she

1130
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 7: wants and it looks super tracked. She very large.

1131
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,280
Speaker 1: But then at the bottom of the page.

1132
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 7: Uh, the sponsored ad for a necklace was a pendant

1133
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 7: of the guy from Saw, the mask from Saw.

1134
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 1: Weird.

1135
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 7: So it's ice skating, ice skating, little girl stuff. And

1136
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 7: then the boss this huge that the like, shall we

1137
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 7: play a game? Guy with the creepy cheeks and that

1138
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 7: it was fucking hilarious.

1139
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:25,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, especially on the ice skating.

1140
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was.

1141
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 5: It categorically there because of some did that guy skate

1142
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 5: when he wasn't haunting people or something?

1143
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 4: I don't know the Saw series, I don't.

1144
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 1: Know that his his you know, it's exact upcoming Saw.

1145
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, that he was a former.

1146
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:45,240
Speaker 1: It was an ice.

1147
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 5: Dancer, paint a red swirl on his cheek. Yeah, that's

1148
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 5: all I know about the Saw monster.

1149
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 6: I've never seen Saw.

1150
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:57,320
Speaker 1: I've never seen one of them. There's one Carrie carry

1151
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: always who I like.

1152
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 7: Is that how you say name the guy that you know?

1153
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: Los felis the guy that was Princess Bride.

1154
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 5: He's so good in that, and then he was in

1155
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,879
Speaker 5: this so movie and uh, and he was not good

1156
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 5: at acting.

1157
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 1: What if he listens to the podcast, I'm going to feel.

1158
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 7: Absolutely could and he is a good as He probably

1159
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,800
Speaker 7: was like this sucks and who cares?

1160
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:25,959
Speaker 1: Well he did that for Liar Liar too.

1161
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 5: Anyway, Yeah, the new boyfriend.

1162
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:33,760
Speaker 7: I think when he has an American accent, he seems

1163
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:37,760
Speaker 7: less appealing then when he's British because he's British.

1164
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 1: Oh man, he was. He's great. I'll just reiterate he

1165
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: was great and Princess ride.

1166
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 6: It's too late, Chris.

1167
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: Him. I already said that. I feel like I do

1168
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 1: good sometimes bad. Sometimes He needs to know.

1169
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 8: We're the same cars carry always.

1170
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 4: We're a human beings carried accept it.

1171
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:03,320
Speaker 1: You stunk up and why didn't?

1172
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 4: It was like he was too campy for you?

1173
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 1: What was the problem with Liar Liar?

1174
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it was just uh he was, yes, sure,

1175
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 5: can't be. You're just bad at acting. I don't know,

1176
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 5: and it was not convincing.

1177
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 8: I know what you're talking about, but I for one

1178
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 8: love his acting and would never say anything bad about it.

1179
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:25,760
Speaker 5: I know that he's say on my back is sweating

1180
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,439
Speaker 5: because you guys don't get in my head.

1181
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 6: Listen, Carrie, Chris is a nice guy. I gotta let

1182
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 6: this one go.

1183
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: You guys really think he's listening. I turned and he's

1184
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 1: in the back of the car. Sad. No one likes me.

1185
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: You can't always be.

1186
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 4: What's the last movie that you saw in the theater?

1187
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 6: Map? Yeah, the Favorite Ool and I loved it. It's good, right,

1188
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 6: I thought it was so good.

1189
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 4: I can't wait to see it.

1190
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 8: It's so fun. You're gonna fucking love it. It's just

1191
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 8: all like smart, fucked up dialogue and terrible things happened.

1192
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:03,439
Speaker 6: It's great. Yes, it's pure fun.

1193
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:05,399
Speaker 4: I did love The Lobster so much.

1194
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 6: The Lobster is great.

1195
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 4: Except for that ending was dark.

1196
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's dark.

1197
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 8: It's less because it's Yoro Slanthemo's that director, but he

1198
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:14,799
Speaker 8: didn't write it, so it's a little more of like

1199
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 8: because his movies are like psychotic and wild and this

1200
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 8: is a little more straightforward, but in a good way.

1201
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 6: I think.

1202
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 7: Okay, well, I picked the street that has all the

1203
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 7: stopped garbage trucks on it.

1204
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's fun because then, oh, this guy doesn't care.

1205
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:34,640
Speaker 5: He's like, come on, come on, I'm a smooth faced asshole.

1206
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: I'll look him right in the eye.

1207
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1208
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 1: I didn't like that guy at all that's that was

1209
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 1: a lot like the guy that was.

1210
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:43,879
Speaker 4: Behind me for several blocks.

1211
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 7: There's a lot of tension in this town, especially around

1212
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 7: the holidays.

1213
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: When's the last time you saw a car with a

1214
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,840
Speaker 1: boot on it? That have a boot? Yeah, so I

1215
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 1: used to get the boot.

1216
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:55,360
Speaker 4: A lot in the nineties, you know, when I was

1217
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:55,880
Speaker 4: on speed.

1218
00:53:56,280 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 8: The holidays are so funny, like especially like the airport

1219
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 8: I went. I flew home for Thanksgiving and you never

1220
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 8: see and I flew on Thanksgiving Day. Such a combination

1221
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:12,479
Speaker 8: of the most angry people at the airport and next

1222
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 8: to them like very happy people who are like every

1223
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 8: blissed out abby to go home, and then some people

1224
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 8: who are furious at what's happening.

1225
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: It's the only difference is full or empty stomachs. I

1226
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: almost almost.

1227
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 6: I almost going to a fight at the airport going home.

1228
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 1: What the fuck?

1229
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 6: Wait?

1230
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 4: Can I just ask?

1231
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 6: Yes?

1232
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:31,319
Speaker 7: Did you fly at night? Like you had dinner and

1233
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:32,439
Speaker 7: then you were like, I have to go back.

1234
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 6: I flew in the morning.

1235
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,439
Speaker 4: So you did pre Thanksgiving and then came home.

1236
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 8: Well, okay, So my little sister's a nurse and so

1237
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 8: she worked Thanksgiving, so we did Thanksgiving.

1238
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 1: The next day.

1239
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 4: Oh nice, okay, oh got it. You were on your

1240
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 4: way out.

1241
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 6: Yes, got it.

1242
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:50,320
Speaker 8: I was on my way to Houston. Okay, yeah, anyway,

1243
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 8: let's back up.

1244
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 6: I want to explain the I want to explain that

1245
00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 6: a little bit.

1246
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: I want to explain Are you gonna are you gonna

1247
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: talk about the fight? Yes, okay, okay.

1248
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 8: So I was going through the TSA and I got through,

1249
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 8: and before I was getting putting my stuff on the

1250
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 8: like conveyor belt to the or whatever the security thing,

1251
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:14,760
Speaker 8: this guy cut in front of me. And I usually

1252
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 8: let that go, but I've let it go a few

1253
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:19,919
Speaker 8: times recently, and I then just am angry the whole time,

1254
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 8: just in a subtle way, like pissed off for weeks, yeah,

1255
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 8: for weeks. And so we cut in front of me,

1256
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 8: and right away I just said, hey, you cut in

1257
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 8: front of me, and he turned around and was just

1258
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 8: like red faced, like felt like New Jersey somehow to me,

1259
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 8: big big guy, and was like he was like you're

1260
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 8: He's like, well, you're taking up too much time. And

1261
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 8: then I was and he was like you want to

1262
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 8: get in front of me, Get in front of me,

1263
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 8: and so I got so I was like, okay, so

1264
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:46,359
Speaker 8: I got in front of him.

1265
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, good good, that is you did the right thing just.

1266
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 6: Right behind my head, like I'm doing to you. He

1267
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 6: was like, while I was.

1268
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:56,839
Speaker 8: Going to like, you little fucking son of a bitch,

1269
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 8: you want to take this outside, We'll take it outside.

1270
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 1: Oh kidding?

1271
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:01,240
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1272
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 1: Oh man, I should have.

1273
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:04,360
Speaker 8: I guess I should have alerted the TSA, but I

1274
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 8: just stood there and kind of took it. And then

1275
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 8: we got through, and I was like, have an I stay.

1276
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:10,800
Speaker 1: I would have. That's awesome.

1277
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:15,760
Speaker 5: So you want to not go through security, go outside.

1278
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 1: I feed each other the boots from go outside.

1279
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 4: At the airport.

1280
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 8: I did tweet this and somebody was like, you should

1281
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 8: have said, yeah, let's go outside and then let him

1282
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 8: leave the line.

1283
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, oh god, that would have been.

1284
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 7: But I think that people out there, I think people

1285
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 7: obviously everyone's insane these days and enraged all the time, yes,

1286
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 7: but I also think that people have so much anxiety

1287
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,759
Speaker 7: about flying and don't know where to put it that.

1288
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 4: They get drunk or take pills.

1289
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:46,279
Speaker 7: They get like crazy to relieve their anxiety, and then

1290
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 7: they're like irresponsible with their behavior.

1291
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 8: This guy felt like he was on speed, caring killer

1292
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 8: style Yeah.

1293
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:56,359
Speaker 4: Was he trying to make plans with you for lunch, dinner.

1294
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 6: And to show that party with me.

1295
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 1: On Jenna? Yeah, he was trying to organize a part that.

1296
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:03,319
Speaker 6: Was I did.

1297
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,319
Speaker 8: It was even though I did call him out for

1298
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 8: cutting in front of me, I didn't like make a

1299
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 8: big deal of it after that because I was like,

1300
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 8: this guy must be going through hell. Why would he

1301
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 8: behave this way if his life wasn't a total nightmare?

1302
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 1: Totally.

1303
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, And he knew he was wrong to cut in

1304
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 7: front of you, That's why he was being so defensive. Yes,

1305
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 7: which is like, then he's just caught.

1306
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 6: Yes.

1307
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 1: Did you say he was.

1308
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 8: Big, big, but like broad chested, like like he could

1309
00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 8: have he would have beat me.

1310
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 4: Up right bad if he would just step outside.

1311
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.

1312
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 5: There's also guys that are like that and it's always

1313
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 5: worked for them since there he maybe just wanted to fight. Also,

1314
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 5: there's also just sinister people like that. Yeah, I've been

1315
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 5: in situations like that. It's like, oh, there is no

1316
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 5: logic behind this, there is no reasoning with this person. No,

1317
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 5: he gets like excited in almost a sexual way by

1318
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 5: punching another man in the face.

1319
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 7: And what's interesting is he was in the wrong, yet

1320
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 7: he was coming at you like you cut him off.

1321
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what's hilarious.

1322
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 6: It was crazy.

1323
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 5: It's so funny because I've been in that exact situation

1324
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 5: Matt and I and I did.

1325
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 1: I was like, what what would that mean? We would

1326
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 1: both leave this and go outside.

1327
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 6: And then come check back in.

1328
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:21,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, think about that. You want to miss your flights

1329
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 5: for this? And then he was like, but he was

1330
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 5: dad age.

1331
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 6: I wish he could have at least just admitted.

1332
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 1: Like, this is sexual for me.

1333
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 6: People as sexual.

1334
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 1: God, you look good in this TSA line. What is it?

1335
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 6: Okay? If you need this, I'll do it.

1336
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 1: Well, that's a thing. I don't do this. Dance with you.

1337
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,760
Speaker 5: The MMA fighter Tank Abbots, everyone talks about how he

1338
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 5: would get erections while he fought people. Really yeah, and

1339
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,680
Speaker 5: it was intimidating for a lot of fighters.

1340
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 1: A lot of them would be like kind of homophobic

1341
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 1: about it.

1342
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 5: But he would get aroused and he'd have a boner

1343
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 5: and he'd have you in a leg walk and it

1344
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 5: was very obvious because it was you know, your pretzel up,

1345
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,520
Speaker 5: your face is right near it.

1346
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 4: I don't understand how because I was just.

1347
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:05,520
Speaker 1: Watching Cabit probably listens to the podcast.

1348
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 4: Hey, we're just praising him for having a.

1349
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 1: Great strategy, awesome boner.

1350
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 7: I just watched the Paul Giamani movie Win Win, where

1351
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:15,440
Speaker 7: he plays a high school wrestling coach, and as I

1352
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 7: was watching, I'm like, isn't the thing with guys in

1353
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 7: high school? And I know this because I know boy things. Yeah,

1354
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:23,960
Speaker 7: it's constant worry that you're going to get an erection

1355
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 7: and you can't do anything about it. And then you

1356
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 7: become a wrestler, where like obviously that's you're highly at risk,

1357
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:33,000
Speaker 7: I know, and in like a singlet, it just seems

1358
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 7: very risky.

1359
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 5: You know, he's probably was walking around with a boner

1360
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:38,480
Speaker 5: half his life, and he's like, how can I use

1361
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 5: this to my advantage?

1362
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,080
Speaker 1: Oh, I know, I'll become a fighter.

1363
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 4: Because it's at the bank.

1364
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 6: It's not working right, nobody likes at the bank.

1365
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 1: There's very strong letters from Wells Fargust.

1366
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 7: So it's so quiet there you could hear that erection

1367
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 7: from it.

1368
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 1: Please don't bring it.

1369
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 5: It's funny because the last time I went to a doctor,

1370
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 5: you're scared because not to be gross, but I had

1371
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 5: to get a camera in mine and and you you

1372
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 5: really are your body reacts to that and it wants

1373
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 5: your Your penis wants to go away because of it,

1374
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 5: but it wanted to just go away, just be a

1375
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 5: turtle and go away.

1376
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:21,560
Speaker 7: It's like as and Junior hide and can I disappear exactly?

1377
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 5: And also it's hard to get get cathetered or get it.

1378
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 5: I'm sorry that I'm an old man, but I've had

1379
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 5: a you know, it's not a responsibility, and it's harder.

1380
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 6: So this podcast is about educating listeners.

1381
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,440
Speaker 1: Before the process.

1382
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 5: I sort of made myself get sort of an erection

1383
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:43,800
Speaker 5: just by just because I knew it would make it easier.

1384
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 6: Did the doctor request this or was this a choice.

1385
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:48,680
Speaker 1: You made and it was a timing thing.

1386
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 5: I don't want to overdo it and tankab it up

1387
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,960
Speaker 5: this situation, but I do want to make sure it's

1388
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 5: not the smallest it can be, which is usually where

1389
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 5: I'm at when I'm walking around or riding a bike.

1390
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 1: You know, your body was that a.

1391
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 7: Difficult challenge being that you were about to have a

1392
01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 7: painful medical procedure.

1393
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 1: It was difficult for me to just talk about it

1394
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:07,960
Speaker 1: just now.

1395
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:12,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, but now is it a fetish thing?

1396
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 1: It's getting so expensive? I wish. I just like having sex.

1397
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:24,160
Speaker 4: I have to buy that tiny camera in my bedside table.

1398
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,439
Speaker 5: And that's why I get That's why I keep trying

1399
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 5: to get these commercials so I can get the insurance,

1400
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:30,800
Speaker 5: so I can get going.

1401
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 4: Let's get this go fund me so that Chris can

1402
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:34,600
Speaker 4: get what he needs.

1403
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 1: It's going to.

1404
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:39,600
Speaker 5: Really have a long, convoluted description. I just need to

1405
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 5: see a doctor. And it's not for medical reasons.

1406
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:45,680
Speaker 7: I'm worried about the prizes that you get with each pledge.

1407
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 1: They call that the reward. I don't want my reward.

1408
01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:52,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, thank you all unclaimed rewards.

1409
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:56,880
Speaker 1: Oh man, Well, it's true.

1410
01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 8: Chris acted in an episode of season two of Corporate this.

1411
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 7: Year and it turned out good, right, it turned out great,

1412
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:08,080
Speaker 7: and he and he was panicked day of talking to

1413
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:09,920
Speaker 7: going back to talking about being a fraud.

1414
01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:11,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know I was.

1415
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,400
Speaker 6: I wanted to talk him off a ledge.

1416
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to be good. Did you really?

1417
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:20,360
Speaker 7: Yes, I have a friend who hit a guy here

1418
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 7: really because yeah, there's so many people.

1419
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:25,120
Speaker 1: Probably that guy he just leapt in the trap. He

1420
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 1: really did. When when the show comes out January fifteenth,

1421
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 1: is are they a good club? Can you watch them all.

1422
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 6: Not at once.

1423
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 8: Comedy Central's doing this new thing where they don't adopt

1424
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:39,920
Speaker 8: adapt to the times.

1425
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:47,200
Speaker 1: We're oh good, it's like a retro station. Yeah, no,

1426
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:49,200
Speaker 1: I like, I like when you have to wait.

1427
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:52,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, so it'll be out yeah, January fifteenth. The in

1428
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 8: your episode, you're in the finale, right, can you just

1429
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:58,120
Speaker 8: tell Can.

1430
01:02:58,080 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 1: I get an overview of what christ will be doing?

1431
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 6: Yes? Well, if you if you watch the first.

1432
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:06,440
Speaker 1: Season, sons spoilers, Yes, I'll.

1433
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:08,560
Speaker 8: Spoil something in the first season, which is that you

1434
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:12,880
Speaker 8: learn that Chris's character Ted, he admits to having inadvertently

1435
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,960
Speaker 8: helped do nine to eleven, and you don't ever.

1436
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 6: Learn what his involvement was, right, So yeah, yeah, and

1437
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 6: so that's all you hear from him. He's another little

1438
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:29,320
Speaker 6: part in that in that episode as well.

1439
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 1: But that but it's the same care I'm still tend.

1440
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 6: There's still ten.

1441
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:35,080
Speaker 8: So we just learned more about Ted and this he

1442
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:37,840
Speaker 8: comes back and is up to some new things that

1443
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:39,600
Speaker 8: he is also not very good at.

1444
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 1: Yes, causing more not as big as nine to eleven,

1445
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:45,760
Speaker 1: but he must be pretty good.

1446
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:48,280
Speaker 6: Wait, which is happening?

1447
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:48,800
Speaker 1: The birds?

1448
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 6: Just the us?

1449
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,959
Speaker 1: I think that bird just fired out on your hood.

1450
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:59,919
Speaker 1: It was like a teenage boy bird Steve.

1451
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,520
Speaker 7: And if there was ever a time I wish you

1452
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 7: were taking Instagram stories, kitchen attacks would definitely be one.

1453
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:09,200
Speaker 5: Even if he was poised and ready with a with

1454
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:11,439
Speaker 5: a tripod, he would not have captured that question.

1455
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:14,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a that would have been tough shooting wise.

1456
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:17,920
Speaker 8: By the way, Stephen is cramped back here and if

1457
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:21,120
Speaker 8: he if his parents were to see what he's doing,

1458
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:21,720
Speaker 8: they would be like.

1459
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:25,480
Speaker 6: What are you? What is your life? Now?

1460
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 1: They do pay you for this?

1461
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 5: Yes, actually I should say my phone died, so I'm

1462
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,280
Speaker 5: taking notes on the Starbucks cup.

1463
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:38,640
Speaker 7: Oh God, like producing Stephen, that is bugging in the

1464
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:39,600
Speaker 7: clutch producing?

1465
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 6: Well done?

1466
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:43,080
Speaker 1: Was that episode I did not to go back to it?

1467
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:43,400
Speaker 6: Was it?

1468
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:48,120
Speaker 1: It was it direct or written by Bridger Weineger.

1469
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:50,200
Speaker 6: No, it was not. It was written by Jessica Gow

1470
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:52,640
Speaker 6: But he did write some right, he did because he

1471
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:53,040
Speaker 6: was a writer.

1472
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 5: I just was on thing and he had written it

1473
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 5: and then he met he brought that up and right, yeah, yes.

1474
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 1: Don't anyone get excited. My character's name is Man.

1475
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:11,000
Speaker 5: I'm hoping we can change it to arguing man, but

1476
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:12,600
Speaker 5: it might just be man.

1477
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:14,560
Speaker 4: What about sweating man in the grocery store.

1478
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're very specific man that has riddled with self doubt. Man,

1479
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:21,160
Speaker 1: it's more about me.

1480
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:24,600
Speaker 8: Bridger Wininger is deeply funny, and we would give him

1481
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:26,680
Speaker 8: every script we wrote to punch up and he would

1482
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:29,240
Speaker 8: add probably five to six new jokes a script that

1483
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:31,920
Speaker 8: we would leave in. A very high caliber writer.

1484
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:34,160
Speaker 5: And what I was talking about earlier, he's one of

1485
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:36,800
Speaker 5: the there was a window of time where career like

1486
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:41,000
Speaker 5: Rob Delaney from Twitter, these people are getting plucked out.

1487
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 1: I don't think it happens anymore, right, but Bridger was

1488
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:46,840
Speaker 1: like noticed on Twitter. Yes, how I remember?

1489
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:47,880
Speaker 4: Very cool.

1490
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:52,720
Speaker 7: No, he's the funniest he Also, I don't know how

1491
01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:55,240
Speaker 7: much of this type of thing I'm allowed to say. Stephen,

1492
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:57,440
Speaker 7: prepare to make a note on your cup that we

1493
01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:59,720
Speaker 7: might have to cut this. Bridger is going to have

1494
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:01,960
Speaker 7: a podcast coming out on our new podcast.

1495
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:03,560
Speaker 6: Very excited about that.

1496
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:04,240
Speaker 1: I am too.

1497
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,000
Speaker 4: It's such a funny idea.

1498
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:08,440
Speaker 7: And when he told when he told me the title

1499
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:09,880
Speaker 7: and I won't say it will it'll be a big

1500
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:13,080
Speaker 7: teaser for later, but it made me like it's so him,

1501
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,360
Speaker 7: and it made me laugh so hard, and I immediately

1502
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 7: had fifteen ideas like it's just so good.

1503
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 5: Oh man, I wish you can tell us after. I'm

1504
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:26,240
Speaker 5: really I'm on a hanging a cliff on the edge, Chris,

1505
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:27,880
Speaker 5: I'm hang lighting.

1506
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:30,160
Speaker 1: I don't have the right equipment. I'm actually a bit

1507
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 1: of a panic.

1508
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:34,640
Speaker 4: We were going to scoop you right up the second

1509
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:35,360
Speaker 4: this thing up.

1510
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:37,960
Speaker 1: It's really windy. A bird disattacked me.

1511
01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:42,960
Speaker 7: A dirty pigeon just flew low. Look at everything they

1512
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,960
Speaker 7: were like doing everything. Everything's starting to look nice again.

1513
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:54,800
Speaker 1: Yep, guys. Do you guys get excited about Christmas? Matt,

1514
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:56,760
Speaker 1: do you decorate or holidays?

1515
01:06:56,920 --> 01:06:59,800
Speaker 8: Or I have a I think a healthy relationship with

1516
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:03,840
Speaker 8: sure me too, where I don't get overly excited, but

1517
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:06,120
Speaker 8: I try to allow myself to get swept up as

1518
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:09,040
Speaker 8: much as I am able to, because there's so little

1519
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:12,520
Speaker 8: joy left in this right that, even though Christmas is

1520
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:16,840
Speaker 8: insane and a totally batshit in crazy consumers holiday, I

1521
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:19,320
Speaker 8: try to let it make me feel good if it can.

1522
01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:19,880
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1523
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:23,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, I and my family gets along and we exchange gifts.

1524
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:24,000
Speaker 6: It's nice.

1525
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:27,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is nice. I'm excited for it. I enjoy

1526
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:28,520
Speaker 1: it as well. I love it.

1527
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:31,400
Speaker 7: There's a man at the end of my sister's street,

1528
01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:34,760
Speaker 7: and the game is always and when I'm up there

1529
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:37,480
Speaker 7: for Thanksgiving, will he put up his Christmas lights before

1530
01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:41,800
Speaker 7: I leave? Because he does the full on every single

1531
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:45,080
Speaker 7: like the car, the house we just drove by, where

1532
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:47,000
Speaker 7: it's like as many things as he can fit on

1533
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:49,240
Speaker 7: his front lawn and on the front of his house

1534
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:49,840
Speaker 7: he puts up.

1535
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:52,439
Speaker 1: I love that and it all goes with music.

1536
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:55,440
Speaker 7: And it's like a whole event and it's so fun

1537
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:58,040
Speaker 7: because my niece has loved it since she was like

1538
01:07:58,160 --> 01:07:58,680
Speaker 7: a baby.

1539
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:01,640
Speaker 4: So then it's kind kind of like a weird tradition of.

1540
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:03,600
Speaker 7: Somebody else doing all the work and then we like

1541
01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:07,000
Speaker 7: drive by it basically right, and like stuff like that

1542
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 7: is my favorite.

1543
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:11,720
Speaker 8: I really appreciate people like that more and more as

1544
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:14,240
Speaker 8: I get older, because I learned, like, like I don't

1545
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:17,040
Speaker 8: put up Christmas light, so it's like, thank god this

1546
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:18,160
Speaker 8: guy exists who doesn't.

1547
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:21,080
Speaker 5: Exactly, I don't do it because I know these guys

1548
01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:22,920
Speaker 5: are going to overdo it and they'll make up for

1549
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:25,960
Speaker 5: the loss of me not doing it, because it is

1550
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:26,479
Speaker 5: a loss.

1551
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,599
Speaker 1: It's a huge loss. We miss you. Yeah, it used

1552
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:32,040
Speaker 1: to be good. Used to paint windows I was into

1553
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:34,679
Speaker 1: the holidays. You're in all of it. I just don't

1554
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:35,320
Speaker 1: do it anymore.

1555
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:38,280
Speaker 7: But I think it's also for slightly older people who

1556
01:08:38,439 --> 01:08:40,880
Speaker 7: understand they've been It's for people whose lives have been

1557
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:42,200
Speaker 7: decimated and then they're.

1558
01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:43,840
Speaker 1: Like, look a string of lights.

1559
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:48,559
Speaker 4: We can we can be happy again. I honestly believe

1560
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:49,519
Speaker 4: that's what it's all about.

1561
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:51,280
Speaker 7: It's like, if you're kind of in your life and

1562
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:53,519
Speaker 7: doing it, you're like, oh shit, it's Christmas.

1563
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:56,080
Speaker 4: I didn't realize. Yeah, But if you're like everyone in

1564
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:56,920
Speaker 4: my family's dead.

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01:08:57,439 --> 01:09:01,240
Speaker 1: Look at this, Look at this picture. Yeah that's on

1566
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:03,000
Speaker 1: make cup for the fact that the house is now

1567
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:05,160
Speaker 1: empty except for me.

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01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:09,280
Speaker 6: I drank hot cocoa last night. Then it really did

1569
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:10,040
Speaker 6: something for me.

1570
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 1: You're like the tank cabin of Beveridge were the Starbucks.

1571
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:23,040
Speaker 6: I put the co into my pool and I got

1572
01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:24,080
Speaker 6: it a little wreck, right.

1573
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:30,280
Speaker 1: Yes, so much to talk about it, and we're not

1574
01:09:30,479 --> 01:09:33,680
Speaker 1: saving it for later. It's now on the podcast.

1575
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:35,320
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1576
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:40,360
Speaker 1: I get excited. I get excited for Christmas. It's the best.

1577
01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:43,200
Speaker 1: There was a street in Austin where people it was

1578
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:44,840
Speaker 1: the entire street.

1579
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:49,320
Speaker 5: There wasn't one house that didn't participate in in just

1580
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:53,960
Speaker 5: like all these houses required extra power sources and car

1581
01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:57,920
Speaker 5: batteries for like these a lot of the houses, like

1582
01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:01,120
Speaker 5: in there was a seat went like a pattern that

1583
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:04,479
Speaker 5: went across three houses. So they all got together to

1584
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:07,519
Speaker 5: do this thing. And it was like the last Muslim

1585
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:11,080
Speaker 5: one was Jewish, you'd like to think. So, yeah, it

1586
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:14,880
Speaker 5: was really pretty cool. It was like watching an animated

1587
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:19,439
Speaker 5: light show. Yeah, and this was one, and so everyone

1588
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:22,920
Speaker 5: there's just so everyone's into it because there was a

1589
01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:25,920
Speaker 5: line of cars always just waiting to see these lights.

1590
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 7: So it's free and everyone's broke these days, no one

1591
01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:32,040
Speaker 7: can do a bunch of crazy shit. But like if

1592
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:33,880
Speaker 7: a bunch of people go, then it's like, oh yeah,

1593
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,240
Speaker 7: I want to do what everybody else is doing.

1594
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:39,000
Speaker 4: And it really is delightful when things are lit up.

1595
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:40,479
Speaker 6: It's nice. It is.

1596
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:43,200
Speaker 8: By the way, we just passed a tanning salon. Isn't

1597
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:45,000
Speaker 8: that crazy? But that is still happening.

1598
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:46,320
Speaker 6: We all know.

1599
01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:51,920
Speaker 1: It's not the same color. Yeah, that's what the sun does.

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01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:54,320
Speaker 8: Oh, I guess they could be doing spray tnds versus

1601
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:58,280
Speaker 8: like like cancer inducing like hotbeds or whatever.

1602
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:02,200
Speaker 5: They still do. Go, it's spray tanned. And I did

1603
01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:04,760
Speaker 5: the full the darkest you can get. It was for

1604
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:09,719
Speaker 5: a Jersey short character. I was interviewing these guys nice,

1605
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:12,920
Speaker 5: but they did abs.

1606
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:16,880
Speaker 1: On me and everything. Like I it was really it

1607
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:19,160
Speaker 1: felt great. I pulled up my shirt at the end

1608
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:20,519
Speaker 1: of the segment and everyone was.

1609
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:22,519
Speaker 5: Like, man, you got all ripped, and I'm like, no,

1610
01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:25,759
Speaker 5: it's stray Tan commentary a fraud.

1611
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:35,560
Speaker 1: It was a stencil of tits and pecs and this

1612
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:36,559
Speaker 1: is rated acts.

1613
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:41,679
Speaker 6: I come on here to have a nice time, drink.

1614
01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:43,599
Speaker 4: Hot cocoa and not talk about your peanuts.

1615
01:11:44,439 --> 01:11:45,120
Speaker 6: Last night, I was.

1616
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:49,599
Speaker 1: Really I'm sorry I mentioned the urethral. I really am sorry.

1617
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:53,320
Speaker 1: I wish I hadn't read it brought it up all.

1618
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:55,120
Speaker 6: But we've referenced so many times since then that you

1619
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:57,000
Speaker 6: have to leave it in. You can't edit it.

1620
01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:57,680
Speaker 1: Foundational.

1621
01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:01,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's once I start talking about catheters and cameras, you.

1622
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,080
Speaker 1: Can't get me to stop.

1623
01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:07,040
Speaker 4: Now do you order your catheters on Team I reuse them.

1624
01:12:07,479 --> 01:12:11,679
Speaker 1: That's not actually how my grandpa died. No, I'm not kidding.

1625
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:13,639
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

1626
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:19,479
Speaker 5: I normally would esus normally blurt something like that really

1627
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:21,000
Speaker 5: tainted this episode.

1628
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:24,400
Speaker 1: It's important to let people know don't reuse these things.

1629
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:26,080
Speaker 1: You will get an infection.

1630
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:27,800
Speaker 6: Point of this episode, you will.

1631
01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:30,960
Speaker 1: It's important for your health to always use a new.

1632
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:33,280
Speaker 7: Cat and if anybody needs to know it, it's the

1633
01:12:33,439 --> 01:12:34,920
Speaker 7: listeners of Do You Need to Ride?

1634
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:36,560
Speaker 1: The oldest.

1635
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:40,400
Speaker 4: Consort of podcast listeners there is.

1636
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:43,800
Speaker 1: I'm in my early forties, barely in my forties, and

1637
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:45,440
Speaker 1: I've needed.

1638
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:46,720
Speaker 6: You're basically thirty nine.

1639
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:51,960
Speaker 1: I would say, no one's going to go to the

1640
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:53,200
Speaker 1: hospital to get calfed.

1641
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:54,640
Speaker 5: If you're gonna have to go to your house, you

1642
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:58,320
Speaker 5: got to use one of these Wilford Brimley sponsored one

1643
01:12:58,400 --> 01:12:59,559
Speaker 5: eight hundred calf.

1644
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:01,120
Speaker 6: I'm used to did a catheter company.

1645
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:03,839
Speaker 1: Yes, and they're not made a plastic.

1646
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:08,080
Speaker 7: It's biodegrave catheter and it saves the turtles. It's called

1647
01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:10,880
Speaker 7: do you Need a Catheter? And that's why we're bringing

1648
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:12,519
Speaker 7: it up on this show right now.

1649
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:15,599
Speaker 5: So far, I just designed my own. It's a it's

1650
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:17,280
Speaker 5: a straw. It's a regular straw.

1651
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:20,519
Speaker 1: It's a Starbuck straw that other people aren't allowed to use.

1652
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:24,160
Speaker 1: That other people have you it's a used straw.

1653
01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:29,000
Speaker 7: Gross, sorry, but an unused catheter that's the key.

1654
01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:31,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's yeah, sorry.

1655
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:33,720
Speaker 6: Across the street front.

1656
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:37,360
Speaker 1: Anyone in my family who I need to move?

1657
01:13:37,439 --> 01:13:39,120
Speaker 4: And I'm like knocking on the door, Where do you

1658
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:39,840
Speaker 4: want to go to lunch?

1659
01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:44,680
Speaker 1: Where do you want to go to dinner? We got

1660
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:45,400
Speaker 1: to make it happen.

1661
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:49,760
Speaker 4: I think that was a really long drive, wasn't it?

1662
01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:52,720
Speaker 1: To nowhere? It was great? I mean in a good way.

1663
01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:54,000
Speaker 1: We mentioned.

1664
01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:56,400
Speaker 6: Why did we do that.

1665
01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:01,120
Speaker 5: Time, even though we didn't actually go to the airport

1666
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:04,879
Speaker 5: that had everything that doing that provides. We talked about Hawaii,

1667
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,559
Speaker 5: we talked about flying, We've talked about TSA, we talked

1668
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:10,599
Speaker 5: about the cact We talked about the camera in my penis.

1669
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:13,720
Speaker 6: So you cut people up from the airport sometimes.

1670
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:18,080
Speaker 1: We haven't in a while. The airport hell, it has worse. Yeah,

1671
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:18,760
Speaker 1: now that.

1672
01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:24,200
Speaker 7: You can do Burbank Airport, Burbank's great lax is living

1673
01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:27,880
Speaker 7: hell and we keep this is now season two.

1674
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:30,040
Speaker 1: You're a second episode of season two? Do you need

1675
01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:30,400
Speaker 1: a ride?

1676
01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:33,200
Speaker 4: We decided to break it up like that because now

1677
01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:34,519
Speaker 4: we're on the exactly right now.

1678
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:36,439
Speaker 1: But plug plug.

1679
01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:40,360
Speaker 7: But yeah, it started to be where the person who

1680
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:42,280
Speaker 7: would ask for the ride, we would judge them on.

1681
01:14:42,479 --> 01:14:44,679
Speaker 4: It would be like are they worth.

1682
01:14:44,479 --> 01:14:46,880
Speaker 7: Picking up from the airport because it's like, we're not

1683
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,920
Speaker 7: driving out there for just any old middler.

1684
01:14:49,479 --> 01:14:52,920
Speaker 4: It's gonna have to be someone that delivers big time.

1685
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,599
Speaker 6: Or we're not doing it, someone like what's his name?

1686
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:58,000
Speaker 6: Not actor? I would have been a great call back.

1687
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:06,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just go past, sir, just t bone backwards.

1688
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:09,240
Speaker 1: Soy am I right as a January fifteenth.

1689
01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:13,360
Speaker 8: January fifteenth on Comedy Central at ten thirty after Drunk History,

1690
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:15,760
Speaker 8: or find it however you can. I think it'll be

1691
01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:18,640
Speaker 8: on iTunes and Amazon, do whatever you need to do

1692
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:19,240
Speaker 8: to watch it.

1693
01:15:19,439 --> 01:15:21,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, follow Corn, Yeah, follow me.

1694
01:15:21,439 --> 01:15:24,240
Speaker 8: On Instagram at matt Ingabritz And I'm posting a lot

1695
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:25,439
Speaker 8: of fun picks these days.

1696
01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:27,320
Speaker 4: What are you posting these days, Matt Well?

1697
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:29,960
Speaker 8: I got to actually Bridger Wineger gave me a T

1698
01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:32,960
Speaker 8: shirt and on the T shirt it's a red T

1699
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:35,600
Speaker 8: shirt and white letters, it says, if you have a

1700
01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:39,560
Speaker 8: problem with my badass attitude, call one eight hundred.

1701
01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:40,120
Speaker 6: Each shit.

1702
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,800
Speaker 8: And it's my favorite T shirt now. And I just

1703
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:47,559
Speaker 8: posted a Hawaii pick of me wearing that T shirt

1704
01:15:47,600 --> 01:15:47,960
Speaker 8: on the beach.

1705
01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:50,120
Speaker 1: Wait were you wearing that shirt when you were going

1706
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:55,040
Speaker 1: through TSA. You started that light matal you did it.

1707
01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:57,120
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, it's too late.

1708
01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:57,320
Speaker 6: No.

1709
01:15:57,760 --> 01:15:59,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't accept your apology.

1710
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:02,599
Speaker 6: Well, thank you for having me on, guys, God, thank

1711
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:03,120
Speaker 6: you so much.

1712
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:05,000
Speaker 1: It was wonderful. Yeah, I'm very excited. Do you have

1713
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:08,479
Speaker 1: what are you coming up? Plug anything? Nope, you know

1714
01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:13,200
Speaker 1: you're just relaxing. I'm maxing and relaxed. Christmas I have

1715
01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:17,040
Speaker 1: so Jesus has risen. No, that's Easter.

1716
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:19,959
Speaker 4: It's Jesus's birthday, everybody.

1717
01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:28,040
Speaker 1: I just on Christmas.

1718
01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:30,200
Speaker 6: On Christmas, yeah, two thousand years ago.

1719
01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:33,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, birthday Jesus.

1720
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,960
Speaker 5: And I'm doing I want to mention I'm doing recording

1721
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:39,240
Speaker 5: as a special on January fifth in Portland, Oregon.

1722
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:39,679
Speaker 6: Awesome.

1723
01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:44,320
Speaker 1: What place are you're recording up? Mississippi Studios? Awesome? Two shows.

1724
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:47,200
Speaker 5: That is very cool, and it's important to me. It's

1725
01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:52,200
Speaker 5: the most important, uh comedy set of my life so far.

1726
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:55,040
Speaker 1: So fly, that's not too.

1727
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:55,880
Speaker 6: Much pressure to put on.

1728
01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:57,759
Speaker 1: I'm very excited.

1729
01:16:57,760 --> 01:16:59,040
Speaker 6: Exact right amount of pressure.

1730
01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:03,240
Speaker 1: Don't do this to one of these two shows, correctly,

1731
01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:06,160
Speaker 1: it is over. It is the end. It's just going

1732
01:17:06,240 --> 01:17:08,080
Speaker 1: to be a very expensive mistake for me.

1733
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:11,360
Speaker 4: And I know you well, but Mississippi Studios is awesome.

1734
01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:12,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm excited.

1735
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:15,320
Speaker 7: It's a cool it's a good spot. Yeah, it's a

1736
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:19,280
Speaker 7: great town. They are so smart, they know their company.

1737
01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:22,120
Speaker 1: And I got good cameras and nice guys operating them.

1738
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:25,160
Speaker 7: And it's going to be great if you're listening and

1739
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:30,800
Speaker 7: you're anywhere in the Williamette Valley, tigered.

1740
01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:33,320
Speaker 1: To bend the dolls.

1741
01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:37,840
Speaker 8: Call oh, I know it all, and don't forget to

1742
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:40,599
Speaker 8: keep it out for Chris' upcoming catheter company.

1743
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,439
Speaker 6: I really agreeable.

1744
01:17:42,479 --> 01:17:45,120
Speaker 5: If you are a member of my family, I'm sorry.

1745
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,200
Speaker 5: I still it was in the moment that I brought

1746
01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:49,760
Speaker 5: up the passing of my grandfather. But if you didn't know,

1747
01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:53,400
Speaker 5: just don't reuse catheters.

1748
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:57,280
Speaker 1: This is it's almost like the ultimate spoiler. It's not

1749
01:17:57,600 --> 01:18:01,960
Speaker 1: I'm being serious, me too, it is. They're also gesturing.

1750
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:04,439
Speaker 1: It's very big. All of our hands are up.

1751
01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:05,759
Speaker 6: We're all doing weird.

1752
01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:10,519
Speaker 1: Everyone has their tiny orange hands up. Look and listen.

1753
01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:11,960
Speaker 1: This is crazy.

1754
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,880
Speaker 5: But it's hard not to giggle like a fifth grader

1755
01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:17,120
Speaker 5: when you're talking about catheters.

1756
01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:19,640
Speaker 1: That's right. That's why I was laughing, not because I

1757
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:21,880
Speaker 1: think it's funny. When when gradas it's huge.

1758
01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:24,240
Speaker 7: This is the woman Trump does the most that I hate,

1759
01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:26,840
Speaker 7: which is the okay sign pointed at someone.

1760
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:28,599
Speaker 1: He's doing an okay job.

1761
01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:34,880
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm sorry, that's okay.

1762
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:38,439
Speaker 1: So I think this is a conclusionary moment. Do it,

1763
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:41,320
Speaker 1: wrap it. You've been listening to Do You Need a Ride?

1764
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:43,120
Speaker 9: D y n they are.

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01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:50,960
Speaker 1: This has been an exactly Right production. Produced by Annalise Nelson,

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01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:54,920
Speaker 1: mixed by John Bradley. Our talent booker is Patrick Cotner.

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01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:59,160
Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Kogerrett. Art work by Chris Fairbanks.

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01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:02,599
Speaker 7: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

1769
01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:05,760
Speaker 7: podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

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01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:10,240
Speaker 1: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com. Thank

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01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:12,120
Speaker 1: you well, You're welcome.