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Speaker 1: Hey everybody, and welcome to another edition of the Dave

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Speaker 1: Pash Podcast. I'm your host ESPN and Arizona Cardinals broadcaster

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Speaker 1: Dave Pash. My guest this week is Frank Caliendo, one

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Speaker 1: of the most talented comedians alive. Frank has been on

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Speaker 1: the show before. You've probably watched or listened to Frank

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Speaker 1: many times over the last two decades, and what we

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Speaker 1: love to do with Frank is something I think is

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Speaker 1: pretty unique. I don't know that anybody else is doing this,

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Speaker 1: either on radio or television, on podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Nobody in the history of Western.

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Speaker 1: Having Frank voice over our actual highlights of Cardinals games

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Speaker 1: with the actual script but not voicing them as me

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Speaker 1: or Wolf doing it in a number of different voices

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Speaker 1: like Al Pacino, Liam Neeson, Morgan Freeman, Tracy Morgan, Bill Walton,

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Speaker 1: Ron Wolfley, and Jack Nicholson.

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Speaker 3: Flat shovel, flat face.

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Speaker 4: That's how you run the ball inside the red zone,

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Speaker 4: A little goal to go.

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Speaker 1: As you can tell, Frank has a lot of fun

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Speaker 1: with us. Plus, Frank's a Cardinals fan, so he's invested

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Speaker 1: in the team and wants to see the team do well.

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Speaker 1: you want to see Frank in person, you can do that.

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Speaker 1: He is going to be performing in Phoenix December seventh

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Speaker 1: and December ninth. Now December seventh at Desert Ridge CB Live.

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Speaker 1: That show is sold out, but you can still get

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Speaker 1: tickets Frank on Stage dot com for December ninth, downtown

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Speaker 1: Phoenix at Stand Up Live, two shows six pm and

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Speaker 1: eight thirty pm. All right, now, we have Frank all

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Speaker 1: to ourselves here in the Dave Pash Podcast. Don't interrupt me, right,

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Speaker 1: don't do it, because every time I start this thing,

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Speaker 1: you jump in like throat.

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Speaker 5: Trying to do burming. I wasn't even drank. See what

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Speaker 5: you will, But nobody circles the intro like Kelly Endo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the third time you've been on it is. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we've had Why would I agree to that? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We we've had a few guests that have appeared twice.

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Speaker 1: You're the first to appear three times.

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Speaker 5: Wow, there's like Steve Martin hosting Saturday Live. Yeah, Tom Hanks.

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Speaker 1: I did have Charles Barklay on for the first time.

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Speaker 1: He was the last guest.

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Speaker 6: Oh, that's a knuckle here. That's what I should have

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Speaker 6: listened to more that to hear what ahead to say.

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Speaker 6: He's the best, unbelievable over good. So there's two reasons

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Speaker 6: that we wanted to get you on. The first is

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Speaker 6: that it's that time of year where we're in the

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Speaker 6: middle of the season. There have been some good things

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Speaker 6: that have happened the last couple of weeks, even though

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Speaker 6: the Cardinals didn't win against Houston.

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Speaker 1: So there's some highlights. And also with a two and

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Speaker 1: nine record, it's time to have a little fun and

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Speaker 1: so let's bring in and have some fun and do

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Speaker 1: some highlights and so.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, why not make it happen?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 5: It makes the magic happen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I also want to ask you about the shows

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Speaker 1: you have coming up. Yeah, Frank Kelly under live doing

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Speaker 1: your stand up routine here and he still doesn't.

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Speaker 5: It's just Frank Frank Kellyander Live. You like the call

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Speaker 5: that was like Sesme Street Live, No Rollerskates.

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Speaker 1: On online it says Frank Kelly Endo Live.

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Speaker 5: Oh it does. Yes, Oh I'll have them change that

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Speaker 5: because I don't like it.

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Speaker 1: You have the people your handlers.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so I'm doing uh what do I got?

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Speaker 5: I got the you got it down there?

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Speaker 1: Well, you're you're in Irvine on November twenty ninth. Yes,

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Speaker 1: You're in.

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Speaker 5: Denver December sixth Irvin at the Improv at this back

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Speaker 5: to Frank on Stage dot Com brings everywhere. I'm sure

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Speaker 5: you'll plug that afterward.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Frank on Stage dot Com. And then you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be in Phoenix December seventh, seven thirty pm at CBE

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Speaker 1: Live and Desert Ridge. But that's sold out.

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Speaker 5: It's sold out, so and I think you might be there.

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Speaker 1: And I mean the three dollars and fifty sense for

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Speaker 1: the ticket was hard to cough up, but you know

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Speaker 1: what it's it's that tell me, you're sponge right, yeah.

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Speaker 1: And December ninth, you have two shows downtown at stand

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Speaker 1: Up Live in Phoenix, Yes, six pm and eight thirty pm.

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Speaker 1: Their tickets still available.

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Speaker 5: Tickets are still available for that Frank on Stage dot

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Speaker 5: Com or stand Up Live dot Com gets you there

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Speaker 5: as well.

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Speaker 1: Is it all impressions?

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Speaker 5: I kind of mix the stuff up. It's like talking

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Speaker 5: like we're doing right now is where I'll throw something

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Speaker 5: and I make an observation. So for for example, I'm

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Speaker 5: trying to think of something of like a Chris Berman.

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Speaker 5: It would be it always starts out. When you listen

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Speaker 5: to it, it's like yeh me, It's like he's starting

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Speaker 5: a car kind of like me, me, me, Well, that's

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Speaker 5: what Nance and Romo are really is like when Nance

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Speaker 5: and maybe I've done this for you before, I don't know,

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Speaker 5: but Romo, whenever he starts cutting in, it's like he's

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Speaker 5: revving it up, like oh.

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Speaker 7: Jim, jemmmmmm jam.

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Speaker 5: I just went to an F one race this weekend,

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Speaker 5: and that's what I was like. It was like every

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Speaker 7: Like, yeah, yeah, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Ja, I heard you had a great time getting home too.

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Speaker 5: It was crazy. I mean the on the we're just

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Speaker 5: My daughter is a huge Charles Leclair fan, So for

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Speaker 5: anybody who doesn't know racing, Charles Leclair is the Ferrari team.

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Speaker 5: We went to Italy over this summer. We'd never been

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Speaker 5: overseas before. You go there like every other weekend because

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Speaker 5: so we went to the Ferrari Museum there, which just

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Speaker 5: secured her love for Ferrari even more. But her favorite

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Speaker 5: driver is this guy, Charles Leclair. So we went and

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Speaker 5: we had a great time. I'd never been to a

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Speaker 1: I haven't either. That's one sport I've never called. I've

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Speaker 5: That it's nice, nothing like you can even I could

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Speaker 5: not imagine how interesting it was once you're there, just

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Speaker 5: but in real life, the speeds there's a similarity. The

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Speaker 5: Here this is twenty years ago, and I was down

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Speaker 5: opens for me, George Canter. He's like, you coming up

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Speaker 5: finaggled my way over here. I was in the truck.

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, the guy that opens for you is in the

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Speaker 5: That's that was him. That was no, that was him.

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Speaker 5: He was deep. Yeah, he was in the nosebleedze. He's like,

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Speaker 5: where are you. I'm like, he's like, is that you?

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Speaker 5: And I'm like, we look down there by the first

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Speaker 1: It is amazing. I mean, our jobs announcers is to

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Speaker 1: bring people inside so they feel like they're on the field.

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Speaker 1: They feel like they're in the locker room. But there

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Speaker 1: is no substitute for actually being on the field. Like

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Speaker 1: I was at USC last week, went down on the

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Speaker 1: field before the game to watch Caleb Williams warm up,

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Speaker 1: sure and watching him in person watching him on television

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Speaker 1: so different from actually standing ten feet away from a

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Speaker 1: he's two twenty maybe two twenty.

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Speaker 5: Five thick trunk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And sometimes you don't you can't tell on TV,

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Speaker 1: or you can't tell in person unless you're right there

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Speaker 1: and you see it.

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you. And this is this is a guy

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Speaker 5: I went to which in be in Arizona this year.

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Speaker 5: But I went to the Elite eight Sweet sixteen Elite

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Speaker 5: eight in Vegas last year, and it's this is one

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Speaker 5: of those moments where you see somebody Heimi Homi.

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Speaker 1: Hak yeah from UCLA.

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Speaker 5: Hawkes, Holy cow. The athleticism of that guy that you

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Speaker 5: don't see. He looks like a banger on TV. It

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Speaker 5: looks like he's just bumping around and fighting. You watch

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Speaker 5: then you watch him live and you're like, holy cow

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Speaker 5: he can. I mean he's got bounce.

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Speaker 1: How about Larry Fitzgerald, I mean as big as he

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Speaker 1: is on TV or when you're watching him from the stands,

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Speaker 1: but when you when you see Larry on the field

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Speaker 1: in full pads, Yeah, he looks like he's six ' nine.

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Speaker 1: He looks like Lebron.

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Speaker 5: And he's not not tell you what he would tell

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Speaker 5: you nowhere he would say nothing like Because I saw

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Speaker 5: Larry years ago at a game after I did the

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Speaker 5: Lebron letter with Mike and Mike years ago, the Cabs

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Speaker 5: invited me to the game where they played at the Suns.

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Speaker 1: First of all, what was Lebron letter? You get to

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Speaker 1: fill the.

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Speaker 5: Lebron letter was I'm coming home? When I read the

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Speaker 5: Lebron letter as more than Freeman and that went viral.

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Speaker 5: Jimmy Fallon played it on on The Tonight Show. He's like,

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Speaker 5: impressions you He was.

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Speaker 7: Like, no, not really, you.

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Speaker 5: Know so so we So that was a guy yells

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Speaker 5: out to the crowd, He's like, hey, Bron, Bron, Bron,

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Speaker 5: and Lebron looks out to me, and Lebron looks out

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Speaker 5: to us. The guy call him and he points to

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Speaker 5: me and Lebron goes, oh, because I'd just done that

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Speaker 5: So it's cool. We ended up talking to him for

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Speaker 5: the time and went down to talk to Larry for

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Speaker 5: a little bit, and I'm like, he's he was in awe.

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Speaker 5: He was like a little kid watching Lebron. I'm like,

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Speaker 5: you're you're a Hall of Fame NFL player. He goes, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I was pretty good, but I've never been this or

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Speaker 5: I am pretty he was playing at the time. He's like,

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Speaker 5: I'm pretty good, but I've never been anything like this.

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Speaker 5: He goes that guy's doing things at six ' nine

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Speaker 5: and just like just built like a tank. And he's like,

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Speaker 5: it's unbelievable to me that he can jump like that

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Speaker 2: It's a crossover game, and that was the greatest crossover

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Speaker 5: What is that? How that's that's a positive spin?

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Speaker 1: having you here, we get a chance to have a

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Speaker 1: little fun and relive these. But I thought we do

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Speaker 1: it a little different. The previous times we've had you,

436
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Speaker 1: We've given you a script and then you do the

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Speaker 1: impressions and I jump in with different names. But I

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Speaker 1: thought it'd be better or maybe to play the highlight.

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Speaker 1: First of all, you can laugh at us calling it,

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Speaker 1: but also for the listener that maybe doesn't remember the

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Speaker 1: player what it was said. And then I think it

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Speaker 1: actually makes us appreciate your talent.

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Speaker 5: Whenever you can appreciate my talent.

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Speaker 1: They you know, look forward to it. But I'm serious.

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Speaker 5: I was. I was at an airport trying to trying

446
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Speaker 5: to get home during this.

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Speaker 1: So well, so it's good you didn't hear it. Then

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Speaker 1: this will be the first time you hear it.

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Speaker 5: I listened to everything you do.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so let's start with let's play the

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Speaker 1: call of Let's go back to week one. This is

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Speaker 1: a Cam Thomas defensive touchdown against Washington. We'll play the

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Speaker 1: call and then uh we'll go from there.

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Speaker 9: You got howl and the gun again flying to his

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Speaker 9: right by Gibson. Gun snap, Howl's gonna pass straight drop

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Speaker 9: and trouble be chased by gard Deck and he fumbles

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Speaker 9: the ball and it's picked up at the two yard

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Speaker 9: line and it's a touchdown, picked up by Cam Thomas

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Speaker 9: after the force fumble by gar Deck and Thomas is

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Speaker 9: in for the touchdown and the Cardinals have the lead

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Speaker 9: with under a minute.

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Speaker 6: To go in the half.

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Speaker 10: Knock the pig out of the barn, baby, baby, give

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Speaker 10: your defense chance to make the play.

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Speaker 3: We got a pig.

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Speaker 10: Rolling on the ground, picked up touchdown, touchdown.

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Speaker 5: I'm just trying to remember when the roll the back

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Speaker 5: of my throat.

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Speaker 1: All right, so you've had the script. You heard it now.

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Speaker 5: I wasn't even listening, mocking you.

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Speaker 1: You have the context. Yeah, so let's go ahead and

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Speaker 1: let's start calling it as Charles Barkley.

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Speaker 6: Oh you got howled in the gun again? Flanked was

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Speaker 6: right by Kipson. I was gonna pass Adam shefterquing.

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Speaker 5: My sources in trouble being chased by guard agg Morgan.

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Speaker 7: Freeman umbles the ball and it's picked up at the

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Speaker 7: two yard.

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Speaker 1: Line John c Riley and uh it's a touchdown.

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Speaker 5: That's pretty good.

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Speaker 6: They picked up by Cat Thomas after the forced fumble and.

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Speaker 7: Thomas is in for the touchdown and the Cardinals have

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Speaker 7: the lead.

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Speaker 6: Robin Williams, my goodness, with under a minute ago in

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Speaker 6: the half, who knew knock the pig out of the barn?

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Speaker 5: And I have to believe you have to give you

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Speaker 5: defense a chance to make the play. We got a

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Speaker 5: pig rolling as the ground.

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Speaker 8: Ye yay, what you will?

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Speaker 5: But picked up touchdown?

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Speaker 1: Very good, It's very How do you do that?

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Speaker 7: Man?

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Speaker 5: Magic?

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Speaker 8: It's one magic?

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Speaker 1: Seriously, I this is not rehearsed. I have a list

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Speaker 1: of names in front of the one.

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Speaker 5: If you noticed.

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Speaker 6: The one that took me a little while to remember

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Speaker 6: in my head was johns Riley. So I was getting there,

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Speaker 6: but the don't remember that you touched my drum set.

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Speaker 1: But how do you switch that quickly?

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Speaker 9: Uh?

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Speaker 5: It's kind of like muscle memory. It's like I just

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Speaker 5: do it enough times that I can just remember what

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Speaker 5: the person is like.

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Speaker 1: All right, So this is against the Giants. This is

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Speaker 1: a James Connor four yard touchdown run. Let's go ahead

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Speaker 1: and play the highlight.

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Speaker 9: Sided into the end zone for the first offensive touchdown

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Speaker 9: of twenty twenty three for the Arizona Cardinals.

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Speaker 10: Flat shovel, flat face. That's how you run the ball

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Speaker 10: inside the red zone, a little gold to goal, handed

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Speaker 10: off to James Connor. Let him find the lights, and

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Speaker 10: that's what he did.

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Speaker 5: Does he just get back from the dentist and having

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Speaker 5: his wisdom teeth removed? What is Wolf doing, dear flat shovel?

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Speaker 1: What he's Uh? I don't know what he's doing. I

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Speaker 1: still haven't figured it out. It's been almost twenty ye.

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Speaker 5: Wolf keeps turning into different people too. It turns into

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Speaker 5: Bill Walton and Jesse the body of Ben Dura. Flat shovel,

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Speaker 5: flat face.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's start this call as Jeff Goldblane.

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Speaker 6: Nah Connor oh off the side of Robert down into

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Speaker 6: the end.

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Speaker 5: Zone for the first offensive touchdown twenty twenty three. For

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Speaker 5: they talk about tremendous team, the Arizona Cardinals. Chris flat shovel. Well,

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Speaker 5: of course, flat face. That's how you run the ball.

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Speaker 1: Matthew mcconne, I.

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Speaker 5: Believe, well, that's just a tough one for me. Took

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Speaker 5: me shacking to get there by the dead red zone.

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Speaker 1: A little goal to go, Robert de Niro.

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Speaker 5: Hand it off to James Connor. Let him find the light,

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Speaker 5: and that's what he did.

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Speaker 9: H h huh.

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Speaker 5: Flat shovel, flat face. Remember that. Huh. It's like the

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Speaker 5: pig in the barn thing. Knock that pig out of

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Speaker 5: the barn.

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Speaker 1: Baby, Just do flat shovel, flat face, as Jack Nicholson.

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Speaker 3: Flat shovel, flat face, that's how you run the ball

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Speaker 3: inside the red zone. A little gold to go.

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Speaker 4: Hand it off to James Connor, Let him find the light,

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Speaker 4: and that's what he did. Here's James Connor.

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Speaker 7: H flat flat shovel, flat face. That's how you run

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Speaker 7: the ball inside the red zone. Soney, how about Liam Neeson.

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Speaker 7: Flat shovel, flat face, flat shovel, flat face. That's how

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Speaker 7: you're on the ball inside the red zone.

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Speaker 1: How about doing the knock the pig out of the

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Speaker 1: barn as Tracy Morgan.

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Speaker 11: Oh, knock the pig out of the bar, baby, that's crazy.

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Speaker 11: You give a defensive test to make the play. We

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Speaker 11: got a pig rolling around on the ground. Picked up, touchdown, baby,

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Speaker 11: I want to put a touchdown here, That's.

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Speaker 1: What I did. I think first of all, James Connor

553
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Speaker 1: is going to be incredibly flattered when he hears this,

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Speaker 1: more flattered than saying that he's got a flat shovel.

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing, all right.

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Speaker 3: Snow plow in the desert.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? Oh my god, my head hurts already. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not from the flat shovel either.

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Speaker 10: Hold in the your zone.

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Speaker 5: What are you talking about here?

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Speaker 10: Spray for everyone?

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Speaker 1: Who's crazier? Walton or wolf Lee?

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Speaker 5: I got it hard to believe there could be anyone

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Speaker 5: crazier Like that's three crazy people with similar voices, wolf Bill,

565
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Speaker 5: Walton and Judy the Body.

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Speaker 1: I get asked that a lot. Who's crazier? I think

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Speaker 1: it's pretty obvious.

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Speaker 5: Walton Walt because Walton's like, at least what Wolf is

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Speaker 5: doing is orbiting the planet. What Walton does is he

570
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Speaker 5: goes to a different dimensions. He's in the multiverse. So Walton,

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Speaker 5: here we go enjoying ourselves.

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Speaker 2: This is the Doctor Strange in the multiverse of madness,

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Speaker 2: and the way it happens here we go, three Spider

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Speaker 2: Man standing together, rising as one. I still even to

575
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Speaker 2: the Hulk inside down road, to the big Guy.

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Speaker 1: The game that you, me and Bill did a stretch

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Speaker 1: for Arizona.

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Speaker 5: So I've got to come back and do that. We've

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Speaker 5: got to talk to them. Because that was the You

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Speaker 5: had the best line of the whole thing, because you said,

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Speaker 5: this is going this is such a weird night. You're

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Speaker 5: actually making Bill talk about basketball, right, because I was

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Speaker 5: so far off and I'm like, as you said that line,

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Speaker 5: I'm like, that's the best line. That's the best thing

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Speaker 5: that could be said. There's so much truth to that.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Espn'll be happy. That's what it took to get

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Speaker 1: Bill to talk about basketball. Having Frank Kelly Indoa, we're

588
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Speaker 1: imitating Bill.

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Speaker 2: What does Twitter have to say? What does Twitter even mean?

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Speaker 2: It's not even that they're calling it X Why what

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Speaker 2: is happening here the Roman numeral ten. We all understand,

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Speaker 2: and I am Julius Caesar going down.

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Speaker 1: All right? Uh, this is against Dallas. This is a

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Speaker 1: Rondel Moore forty five yard touchdown run. Gonna hand it.

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Speaker 9: Off to more pig hole up the middle forty thirty

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Speaker 9: five thirty twenty farside ten for the house touchdown Cardinals,

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Speaker 9: a forty five yard run from Rondell More. There it is,

598
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Speaker 9: and the Cardinals late at fifteen to three.

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Speaker 10: If you climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

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Speaker 10: If that was rod Da, hear you laughing in the back,

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Speaker 10: climbing into the saddle, running the inside play out of

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Speaker 10: the gun that he was shot out of a cannon.

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Speaker 2: If you're waiting in line for the roller coaster and

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Speaker 2: it breaks down, you're gonna be sitting there for a while.

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Speaker 1: What what are you doing? All right?

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Speaker 5: Where does he write these things down? Is this just

607
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Speaker 5: come to his head?

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's in his head.

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Speaker 5: He didn't write anything, now, I mean why yeah, maybe

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Speaker 5: he'd have to learn how to write for But the what,

611
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Speaker 5: how where does that even come from? What is the

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Speaker 5: visual going on in his head for that to be

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Speaker 5: what comes out of his mouth.

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Speaker 1: I have no clue. You're asking the wrong Perton. You

615
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Speaker 1: have to ask him. I don't think he knows. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't think he has to tight that he's winning.

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Speaker 1: It's funny because Jimo Mahundra producer. Every week we have

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Speaker 1: a pregame segment each game and he'll play the wolflyisms.

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Speaker 1: That's what we call the wolf isms from a game

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Speaker 1: from like fifteen years ago, where it's a wolf just

621
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Speaker 1: saying crazy things throughout the game. And he sits there

622
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Speaker 1: and laughs at himself because I think he's wondering, like

623
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Speaker 1: I don't know what I was.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 1: So all right, so let's do that that play right there.

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Speaker 1: So the more forty five yard touchdown run. Let's start

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Speaker 1: out as John Madden.

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Speaker 5: Hey, you're gonna head off the more big hole up

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Speaker 5: the middle.

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Speaker 1: I mean forty Robert Downey Jr.

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Speaker 5: Thirty five thirty twenty far side ten touchdown Cardinals.

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Speaker 1: Hih yeah, forty five yard Morgan Freeman run, Dale Moore,

634
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Speaker 1: Liam Neeson.

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Speaker 5: If you're climbing to the saddle, be ready for the run.

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Speaker 5: Nanson Romo, Oh Jim, that was a ron that was

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Speaker 5: Rottendale more. Oh Jim, climbing to the saddle, run inside

638
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Speaker 5: play out of the gun.

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Speaker 12: Here we go, Jeth Rogen and he was a shot

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Speaker 12: out of the cannon. I don't know, al Michael's unbelievable.

641
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Speaker 12: Do you believe in miracles?

642
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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 6: And that he ran out of words from the script,

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Speaker 6: which is which is what happens to l every Thursday night.

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Speaker 1: All right, so we did we read the whole thing?

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Speaker 10: There did?

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Speaker 1: I just I think car all right, so let's do

648
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Speaker 1: if you climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

649
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 1: Let's do that as Mark Ruffalo.

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Speaker 5: Okay, here we go, Here we go. If you climb

651
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Speaker 5: into the saddle, be ready for the ride.

652
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Speaker 1: All right, do it now as Barkley.

653
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Speaker 6: If you're climbing into the saddle, be ready for the ride, knucklehead.

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Speaker 6: That was Rondel Moore climbing into the saddle, running the

655
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Speaker 6: inside player out of the gun.

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Speaker 5: And he was shot out of a cannon.

657
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: Can you do?

658
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 10: Uh?

659
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: Do it as Pat Summer.

660
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 5: All if you're climb into the saddle, be ready for

661
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 5: the ride. Rodendale Moore climbing to the saddle, running inside

662
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 5: play out of gun. He was shot out of a cannon.

663
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 5: That would be great, Eric I'm gonna hand it off

664
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 5: to More, big hole in the middle, forty thirty five

665
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 5: thirty twenty fireside, ten more to the house touchdown, Cardinal.

666
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: Can you do the wolf part, just the wolf part

667
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: as Summer all and Madden together.

668
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, well that would be, uh, forty five run, forty

669
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 5: five let's go from here. Forty five yard run from

670
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 5: Rondale Moore. Cardinal's lead fifteen to three. I mean if

671
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 5: you climb into the saddle, I mean you gotta be

672
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 5: ready for the right. That was right there.

673
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 6: You got Rondel Moore climbing in the sow, running inside

674
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 6: out of a.

675
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 5: Gun and a boom. It was like you was shot

676
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 5: out of a cannon. Touchdown Cardinals suck.

677
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 1: Okay, uh and now Kyler's back. So this is oh,

678
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: we got more, we got more. We got puss from work. Yeah,

679
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 1: that's just from yesterday. We got two more. You didn't

680
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 1: you didn't see.

681
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 5: That there was another. I didn't know.

682
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 1: You need paper?

683
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 5: No, it was colated.

684
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: Do you need some water? Are you good?

685
00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 8: I'm good?

686
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: All right? Uh so this will be the Rondel More touchdown. Catch.

687
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: Yesterday you said you were trying to get home, so

688
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 1: maybe you didn't hear it alive. But let's do.

689
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 5: Uh, let's were it done? And here's a bum my

690
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 5: energy in the.

691
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: Sorry, all right, we'll do the Ronde Moore forty eight

692
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: yard touchdown yesterday, go ahead, first and ten, two tight ends,

693
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 1: two receivers.

694
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 9: Murray out of shotgun, takes the snap back to throw

695
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 9: looking over the middle.

696
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: Now launches it deep middle.

697
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 9: Of the field into the end zone and an over

698
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 9: there shoulder catch by Ronde Moore.

699
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 5: Were a touchdown?

700
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 9: What a forre just throw by Kyler Murray a forty

701
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 9: eight yard strike.

702
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 10: So Rondel Moore, the mighty Kyler Murray, what you go ahead?

703
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 10: And he drops the dimes right over the middle of

704
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 10: the wheel, over the top. The ball came down out

705
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 10: of nowhere.

706
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 5: Do you believe in miracle?

707
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 10: Yes? All right?

708
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: Uh, let's call it starting as al pacino.

709
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 7: First and ten, two tight ends, two receivers. Murray, I

710
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 7: had the shot, Robin Williams, Oh my god. He takes

711
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 7: the step back to throw looking over the middle.

712
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 6: Now lunches in a pacino again middle off the field,

713
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 6: in the end zone and over the show to catch

714
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 6: by Ryan Damn.

715
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 5: More for touchdown.

716
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: Jeff Goldbloom what.

717
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 5: A gorgeous throw by Kyler Murray Murray. Yes, I'll talk

718
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 5: about forty eight yards strike to Rondelle Moore. The Mighty

719
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 5: Kyler Murray once again. You go ahead, you drop the

720
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 5: dime right over the middle of the field, cherry side

721
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 5: at the top, over the top. The ball came down.

722
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 8: I don't know right more?

723
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 7: Ah, yes, it was.

724
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: All right? Do the am I wearing over there? You're

725
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 1: sweating a little bit again, the Mighty Kylie Kyler Murray

726
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: once again. Just do that, as Jeff Van Gundy.

727
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 5: My Kyler Bury once again. I'm getting punched in the

728
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:08,399
Speaker 5: stomach every single since I speak. I haven't even worked

729
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:09,840
Speaker 5: on that since since.

730
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: You were here last year.

731
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I just went back to Seth Rogan.

732
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 5: I don't know where were you even doing that.

733
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: Do you have a favorite impression?

734
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 5: Uh No, not really, whenever they're new or indifferent, I

735
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 5: guess I just that's what that's the most.

736
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 1: Do you have any you're working on right now?

737
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,720
Speaker 5: There's always a bunch, but they're always terrible.

738
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: You don't want to try one?

739
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 5: Nope, Okay, half the stuff I do is working on it.

740
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 5: My wolf is gone. I gotta get wolf back. I

741
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 5: gotta get wolf back. They're ain't starting to happen.

742
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,240
Speaker 1: Here, How about to happen?

743
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 2: How about maybe if I hold maybe if I hold

744
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:44,959
Speaker 2: my nose and throat rightever, Oh them, what.

745
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 5: Is going on? There's like I can't think. I don't

746
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 5: understand what's happening in his brain or in his throat

747
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:54,399
Speaker 5: when he's talking, like there's so much of a there's

748
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 5: a traffic jam. If you could, if you could talk

749
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 5: about wool from the neck up, it's a traffic jam.

750
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 5: I think that's literally what it is. Forty eight planes

751
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 5: on the tarmac.

752
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,760
Speaker 1: All right, we'll get one more. This is the Kyler

753
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: Murray one yard touchdown run against Houston yesterday. Okay, so

754
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: we'll listen to the call first. Here, snap to Murray.

755
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 9: He's gonna keep it running right in trouble at the ten,

756
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,399
Speaker 9: cuts right to the five, sticks the ball out into

757
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,280
Speaker 9: the end zone for the touchdown. I have no idea

758
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 9: how Kyler Murray just did that.

759
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: He was dead to rights back near the ten.

760
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 9: Yard line, and he scrambled out of trouble, out ran everybody,

761
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 9: and got it into the end zone for the touchdown.

762
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:48,240
Speaker 10: Pitter patter, pitter patter. Those little quick feet. Oh my goodness,

763
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 10: the four to three was unleashed, getting the edge and

764
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 10: somehow breaking the plane and getting it in all Chop

765
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 10: those feet up, Kyler Murray. There it is a cross

766
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:06,760
Speaker 10: between David Blaine and the fastest man in the world.

767
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 1: All right, So let's start the call when we get

768
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 1: to Wolf after after I'm done stop because I'm gonna

769
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 1: like do rapid fire in Wolf's Call. Okay, I'm me

770
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: take a little bit more time here on each character,

771
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: sure for me, but then when we get to Wolf,

772
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: you can just kind of rightfle the mind. We'll really

773
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 1: test your skills here, especially now that you're fatigued. We're

774
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: in the fourth quarter here, you're almost done, all right,

775
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,479
Speaker 1: So start with me as Shack snapped Murray.

776
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 7: He's gonna keep it running away.

777
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 2: Jack Nicholson cuts right to the five, sticks the ball

778
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 2: out into the end zone for a touchdown and a smith.

779
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 5: I have no idea how Kyler Murray even did that.

780
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,919
Speaker 5: He was dead the rights back near the ten yard

781
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 5: line and scraper trouble out right, everybody, and gut it

782
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 5: the angel you touch you down.

783
00:36:55,640 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: All right, So let's start Wolf as Morgan Freeman patter

784
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: Tracy Morgan, Peter Powder, Bill Walton.

785
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 5: Those quick little feet, Oh my goodness. The four to

786
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 5: three was unleashed Robert and somehow breaking the plane and

787
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 5: getting in. Ah, but you know, chop those feet up,

788
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 5: little Kyler Murray. Chop there up.

789
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 7: This is actually a good Morgan fram pitter potter, pitter patter,

790
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 7: those quick little feet, Oh my goodness. The four to

791
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 7: three was unleashed, getting the edge and somehow breaking the

792
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,359
Speaker 7: plane and getting it in. Oh, chop those feed up,

793
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 7: Kyler Murray.

794
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 1: That's pretty good. Send that in for the for the Emmy.

795
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 7: He climbed, Kyler Murray climbed through five hundred yards of

796
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 7: the filthiest slop. I can't even imagine, or maybe I

797
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 7: just don't want to.

798
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: Great movie. Do you watch when you do your Morgan Freeman?

799
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: Do you go back and watch the movie?

800
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 10: Yeah?

801
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: It was excellent.

802
00:37:59,120 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, there we are.

803
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 1: Can you do Tim Robbins or no?

804
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 5: I've been able to do it at times, but I

805
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 5: wouldn't be.

806
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: Able to do it right, Okay, and you can't do me.

807
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 1: I guess you can't.

808
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 10: No.

809
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 5: Well, that's where I would go to find it, because

810
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 5: it gets That's where you're because you're you you actually

811
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 5: do have. It's funny because your call is just like

812
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 5: your regular voice, amplified a little bit.

813
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 7: It's fired up.

814
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, of course, of course no, but yeah, that's so

815
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 5: it's uh, I think there is something to do with you.

816
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 5: There is one hundred percent. That's why it works when

817
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 5: you do a game. But but yeah, it would take

818
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 5: a lot of work and it's not worth it.

819
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 1: All right, Can we can we do the pitter pattern little?

820
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 12: Uh?

821
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, local, let's do it as h is Liam Neeson Picture.

822
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 7: Potter, Picture Potter. Those quick little feet. Oh my goodness.

823
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 7: The four and three was one. Shouldn't you shacking the

824
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 7: plane and getting in on carlor Berry?

825
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 5: Not getting my pocket tied in the man. Yeah, I'm

826
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 5: gonna take color and put them on my Christmas tree.

827
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:15,439
Speaker 1: Can you do a flat shovel, flat face and knock

828
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 1: the pick out of the barn?

829
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 10: Baby like?

830
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 1: Back to back as uh, Matthew McConaughey. See, I give

831
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: you time now because last time I have to.

832
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 5: Get into the matt Matthew McConaughey is one. My voice

833
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 5: is almost going to okay, I'm just trying to that's

834
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 5: I believe there are ways to a sure thing it's got.

835
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 5: It takes you a while to get there. Not to

836
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 5: pick out a barn baby, because that give give your defense. See,

837
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 5: I can't get together.

838
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 1: But to knock the pick out of the barn babies,

839
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: knock to.

840
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 5: Pick out of the barn baby, and give you a defense,

841
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 5: a chance to make to play. We got a pig

842
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 5: rolling around. We got a pig rolling around on the ground,

843
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 5: picked up, touched down. That's almost Jerry Jones.

844
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 8: I have band.

845
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,879
Speaker 5: I had knocked to pick out bar, not to pick

846
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 5: out a bar I have. I can't give it.

847
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,839
Speaker 1: And obviously, for several reasons, we stayed away from politicians,

848
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 1: even though your your your impressions of I will do.

849
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 5: It, you'll just cut it. Here is quite frankly, we're

850
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 5: knocking to pick out of the barn baby.

851
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 13: A lot of people are talking about the barn and

852
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 13: the defense has a chance to make the play.

853
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,240
Speaker 5: We got the pig rolling around the ground, picked up, touchdown.

854
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: That we may keep that.

855
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 5: Biden's just rambling.

856
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 8: That's you. See, folks, if you're climbing town, will be

857
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 8: reading right here's writing more climbing this town. Come on,

858
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 8: we doing playing again. Shot of a canon shot of

859
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 8: a can come on, can a shot? Folks? Sure we

860
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 8: doing to.

861
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 10: Come on?

862
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 5: Actually, Biden would be good on some of these, like the.

863
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 13: Pitter patter quite frankly, a lot of pitter patter, this quick,

864
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 13: tiny little Kyler Burry feet. Oh the goodness, my goodness,

865
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 13: not anybody's goodness, my goodness. The four to three was

866
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 13: completely unleased, the number one four to three of all time,

867
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 13: Kyler Murray somehow breaking the plane, a tremendous plane, and

868
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 13: it was broken by a tiny little Kyler Murray getting

869
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 13: in drop those feet up, tremendous, tiny little feet moving

870
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 13: incredibly quickly.

871
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 5: The number one, number one, number one, he's just number one.

872
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:19,479
Speaker 5: He is number one, k one does a great job,

873
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 5: tremendous job.

874
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: He may have to keep all that.

875
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 7: Books, folks, Come on, what are we doing to keep it?

876
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 7: Even in their politics?

877
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 8: You claim to sound be very right, fight shovel five face.

878
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Speaker 8: We do not have to pick out of the bar.

879
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Speaker 8: What are we doing? You don't have to pick out

880
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Speaker 8: of the barn, carls, folks, snow joke joking around here?

881
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Speaker 1: Come on, the look the facial expressions or what.

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00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,839
Speaker 5: Well my Biden is he's the only guy who's it's

883
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Speaker 5: all of them. Your Biden always sounds like it looks

884
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Speaker 5: like he's he listens with his eyes.

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Speaker 8: Come on, what are we doing? The thing?

886
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 5: It's so bad like it used to be that you

887
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 5: just made fun of politicians, and you could just made

888
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 5: fun of them like I make fun of I do

889
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 5: a lot of corporate events and stuff like that. And

890
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 5: then a lot of times they get worried about it

891
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 5: at the beginning, like listen, if I can't do it,

892
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 5: then don't hire me. But I'm not gonna make anybody mad,

893
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 5: because the whole thing is I'm not taking a side.

894
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 5: I'm just making I'm not talking about the politics. I'm

895
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 5: talking about the people. You know, the voices and the

896
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 5: way the way they talk. That's really what it is.

897
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 5: Quite frankly, it's very good. It is very good, quite

898
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Speaker 5: probably the best.

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Speaker 1: All right, So tell everybody one more time. Frank on

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00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 1: stage dot com.

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00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 5: We'll get you there. So Frank on stage dot com,

902
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:37,280
Speaker 5: please don't interrupt me doing this did great promo, incredible promo.

903
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,439
Speaker 5: And we didn't do any of this. We didn't should

904
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Speaker 5: have thought of Jim Rome doing this promo probably even better,

905
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 5: uh frankelsh dot com. I got Phoenix. Well, first of all, Irvine, California,

906
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:54,240
Speaker 5: November twenty ninth, Irvine Improv uh seven, seven thirty pm.

907
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 5: It's a Wednesday only doing one day there Thursday, Wednesday

908
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 5: after Thanksgiving, and then the following week is Denver, which

909
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 5: is sold out. That's that's the sixth, the sixth, so

910
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 5: we don't need to worry about. December seventh is CBE

911
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 5: Live in Desert Ridge. That's sold out. And then I'm

912
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 5: going to see Billy Joel. Billy Joel tremendous entertainer, way

913
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Speaker 5: better than Kelly endo Bill. Going to see Billy Joel

914
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Speaker 5: and Stevie Nicks because my daughter's my daughter, seventeen year

915
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 5: old daughter loves F one and Harry Styles and Stevie Nicks,

916
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Speaker 5: but not Billy Joel. I don't think she knows Billy

917
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 5: Joel that much yet, but she's gonna find out that

918
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 5: he's pretty amazing. And then Stand Up Live has the

919
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 5: tickets left, So Stand Up Live Downtown Phoenix Saturday, December ninth.

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00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 5: Frank on stage dot com or stand uplive dot com.

921
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 5: We'll get you there.

922
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: And there's two shows on December ninth, six pm, Yes,

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Speaker 1: eight thirty pm. Yes are your shows different, are you?

924
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: Is it the same?

925
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 5: There's little bits of different. It'll depend on where like,

926
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 5: since I'm working a bunch of the weeks the days

927
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 5: leading up to it, I'll actually be working on new

928
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 5: stuff in between, and so by the time I get there,

929
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Speaker 5: there will be different things that I haven't done before.

930
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Speaker 5: And there's like from a year ago, there's a bunch,

931
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Speaker 5: there's a lot of Biden stuff. Now there's just it's

932
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 5: kind of evened out. There were for a while there

933
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 5: was a ton of Trump stuff. Now with Biden, it's

934
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 5: just silly. It's just me being you are silly.

935
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Speaker 1: And these are pretty much for people of all ages, right.

936
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think there's an age limit at stand up Live.

937
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,359
Speaker 5: But it's I'm a totally clean show, and the whole

938
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Speaker 5: show's clean because I used to have people come and

939
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 5: uh if the opener was a little bit dirty, I

940
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 5: would get the emails from people. So now I make

941
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Speaker 5: sure I control the whole show and it's completely clean.

942
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 5: I mean it's PG at dirtiest and that's like people

943
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 5: think they're clean, and that's I only say the F

944
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 5: word six times.

945
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Speaker 1: It's not clean.

946
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 5: It's not clean. This is you can do anybody could,

947
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 5: Grandma could come and see it. Whatever. I mean.

948
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 1: You could listen to a college basketball broadcast with Walton

949
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: and sometimes it's PG thirty.

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00:44:57,239 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 5: Have no idea what's even happening? Could they did they

951
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 5: cut that? I don't even know what they said.

952
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,799
Speaker 1: The rating doesn't exist.

953
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 5: The rating.

954
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Speaker 1: We don't have ratings here, No, we don't.

955
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Speaker 5: That doesn't.

956
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 3: That doesn't.

957
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 2: It does unbelieve this is the greatest rating in the

958
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 2: history of Western civilization.

959
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: Well, did the Roman Empire have ratings?

960
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,720
Speaker 5: No, of course they didn't.

961
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 2: Those gladiators fought for their lives. If they were there today,

962
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 2: would they have adult content listed? As the Romans were

963
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 2: doing things that listen to me cleaning this up as

964
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Speaker 2: I go along, trying that he would never do. He

965
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,760
Speaker 2: would just say the things that you couldn't say.

966
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Speaker 1: Well, listen, man, I'm gonna work on my wolf for

967
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: next time.

968
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Speaker 5: We'll get it back that book.

969
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 1: That was Walton like turning into the Hulk. That was

970
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 1: like Banner going to Hulk a little bit. Yeah, you

971
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: gotta get Yeah, you gotta work on their.

972
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Speaker 8: My wolf, Wolf Wolf, he's.

973
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Speaker 5: Got he's got, he got there. Like Johnson, I has

974
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 5: a bubble in his throat and Wolf is a complete

975
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Speaker 5: bubble bath.

976
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Speaker 10: A bath.

977
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Speaker 5: Well.

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Speaker 1: As good as you are, you're an even better person.

979
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Speaker 1: Such a great dude, and honest, I love hanging out

980
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: with you, So go enjoy some college basketball. I know

981
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 1: you've got the some of that. Yeah, what's having a

982
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 1: tough life?

983
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 5: You live listen stuff always coming back from an ASCAR,

984
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 5: a NASCAR, from an F one razor whatever.

985
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Speaker 1: Appreciate you, buddy, thanks for coming on and us with you.

986
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Speaker 5: I'm Catholic.

987
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: Always so much fun to have Frank in here, especially

988
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 1: this season with the way things have gone, although there

989
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 1: are certainly some bright spots, some encouraging moments for the Cardinals.

990
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: Obviously with Kyler Murray back, things are a little different

991
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 1: the last couple of weeks. But it's nice to have

992
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: Frank in here. Have a little fun half Frank Boys,

993
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: some highlights as some great characters, and we'll have Frank

994
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 1: and again. I'm sure at some point he's the only

995
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 1: three time guest of the Day Past podcast, and we're

996
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: gonna make it number four at some point. It'll be

997
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 1: great when the Cardinals win the Super Bowl, we get

998
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 1: Frank in here. You can also see Frank in person.

999
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Speaker 1: He is performing in the Valley of the Sun December

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Speaker 1: seventh and December Night. Now, the show December seventh is

1001
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Speaker 1: sold out at Desert Ridge CEB Live. But on December

1002
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: ninth Downtown Phoenix Stand Up Live. He's got two shows

1003
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Speaker 1: six pm and eight thirty pm. That's a Saturday night.

1004
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Speaker 1: You can get tickets at Frankonstage dot com. If you

1005
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 1: enjoyed this podcast the audio version, you can also watch it.

1006
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: It's just as amusing to be able to see Frank's

1007
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 1: facial expressions as he does the imitations, and also me

1008
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: as I'm falling out of my chair dying laughing. Go

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Speaker 1: to YouTube dot com slash az Cardinals. It's the cardinals

1010
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 1: official YouTube channel and you can see the podcast there

1011
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: on your tablet, smartphone, or on your television. You could

1012
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 1: also go and follow us on Twitter at Pash Pod.

1013
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Speaker 1: We are presented by BETMGM, the official sports betting partner

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Speaker 1: of the Arizona Cardinals, and by Huila River Resorts and Casinos.

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Speaker 1: Thanks again to our guest, the great Frank Caliendo, for

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Speaker 1: joining us, and thanks to you for listening to another

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Speaker 1: edition of the Dave Pash Podcast.