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<v Speaker 1>Hey, girl, I just woke up not too long ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about those ASMR videos and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we should do an episode on that, or maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we should do our own ASMR video, But I think

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<v Speaker 1>we might be too loud flat.

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<v Speaker 2>Tommy T's making another Instagram push. I don't understand why

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<v Speaker 2>people think that this stuff is gonna make you skinny.

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<v Speaker 1>Do they even know what's in it? Girl?

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<v Speaker 3>I just saw a natural hair remedy post that basically

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<v Speaker 3>baked the cake and added olive oil and then you

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<v Speaker 3>put it in your hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we should talk about that.

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<v Speaker 2>I just had somebody apologize to me for having a

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<v Speaker 2>bad attitude because mercury is in retrograde, and I just

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<v Speaker 2>have to let them know that this smoke ain't in

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<v Speaker 2>retrograde so they can get it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm TT and.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Zakia, and we are best friends and two of

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<v Speaker 2>the dopest scientists that you will ever meet.

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<v Speaker 4>We're also the host of a brand new podcast from

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<v Speaker 4>Spotify Studios called Dope Labs.

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<v Speaker 2>Before you got leave, Before you click out and say now,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not trying to hear any more science podcast. This

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<v Speaker 2>is not your typical science podcast, right.

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<v Speaker 4>We're not saying like, oh, the signal travels from the

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<v Speaker 4>amygdala to the thalmus.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, this this rare butterfly flaps its wings forty

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<v Speaker 2>six times car second.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yes, how interesting. That's not our brand of science,

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<v Speaker 4>not at all. At Doupe Labs. We believe this science

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<v Speaker 4>is for everybody and our mission is to bring out

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<v Speaker 4>the inner scientist in you. So how are we gonna

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<v Speaker 4>do that?

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<v Speaker 2>So on each episode of Dope Lads, We're gonna take

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<v Speaker 2>what everyone is talking about on these internets and spin

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<v Speaker 2>it into something scientific us.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, we start every episode by talking about something that's

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<v Speaker 4>trending online and that intrigues.

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<v Speaker 2>Us, like Drake lying about his secret love child, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not over that, crazy, or Nicki minaj out in Safari

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<v Speaker 2>about his his hair restoration root.

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<v Speaker 4>And disrespect and you paid for it, right, And then

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<v Speaker 4>we're going to bring in some of our science friends

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<v Speaker 4>to help us explain what's really going on, fun and

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<v Speaker 4>cool scientists that you actually want to talk to.

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<v Speaker 2>Basically, we started this podcast so we could talk about

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<v Speaker 2>our two favorite things, science and trash. On the Internet.

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<v Speaker 4>Science is everywhere, including in Soldier Boy's latest video.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, he's stripping tie up, y'all, make sure you listen

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<v Speaker 2>to Dope Labs. Episodes premiere on Thursday, February fourteenth market calendars,

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<v Speaker 2>and there will be new episodes every other Thursday after that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think y'all are ready for Dope Labs. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think you're I don't think they're ready. Not ready.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna give it to you anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right, suit up. I like that