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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. There is COVID

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Speaker 1: and I'm your host. Kevin Pollock. Yes that Kevin Nope, yes, huh,

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Speaker 1: but I digress. Let's particular order, Poon's welcome back, Gary

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Speaker 1: Anthony will Yeah, let's be honest. There's a particular order.

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Speaker 1: There's a reason you did that first. Yeah, there's a reason. Well. Also,

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Speaker 1: my question is do I drop the Anthony and call

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Speaker 1: you Gary Williams or you know what your choice? You

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Speaker 1: can drop most of it, called me em just the

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Speaker 1: last last four. I'm going with the Jewish pronunciation garrilla. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna over here in this, so don't worry about Carola.

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Speaker 1: Details please of any me that. Okay, I thought I

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Speaker 1: was in love with it. I really did, and then

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Speaker 1: I just kind of glamo. It's so odd that your

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Speaker 1: your pre written question as such. Details please, of any

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Speaker 1: Jewish holiday you have celebrated. I I didn't run away

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Speaker 1: from soot. Uh wow, I didn't run away from it.

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Speaker 1: That's deep. Yeah, you don't understand. I'm surrounded over here.

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Speaker 1: I've bought in, I bought into the whole thing. How

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Speaker 1: how surrounded are you? I'm very surrounded. I look I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm in, I'm ill now, and then strolled to school. Sure, uh,

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Speaker 1: and then ride on past Ye I'm I'm I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you can see these wired headphones I have.

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Speaker 1: I can't. I just made a pass brand that literally

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Speaker 1: looked like a little curly were coming down. I'm fully in.

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Speaker 1: My people would say he knows too much. Uh, hey

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Speaker 1: it's James Heeney, Jimmy June Diane. What would it take

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Speaker 1: to get you to join my sex cult? Uh? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, an invitation would be a great starter. Uh.

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Speaker 1: I would say, um, that's pretty much all it would take.

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Speaker 1: But it depends on what the invitation says. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: it depends on what kind of sex cult it is.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys saw, but season one

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Speaker 1: of The Vow ended last night or showed its finale,

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Speaker 1: and then same night over on Stars a different docuseries

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Speaker 1: about Nexium. Uh. Look it up, because in its first episode,

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Speaker 1: Jamie and I looked at the other and said, I

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Speaker 1: already know way more than nine episodes of The Vow

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Speaker 1: And I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Head on over.

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Speaker 1: If you've enjoyed The Vow at all, and I would, yeah,

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Speaker 1: i'd consider it with an invitation, just so that we

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Speaker 1: don't Oh. To be clear, I just don't. I'm not

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Speaker 1: into the pain stuff. So if it's a painful sex club, no,

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Speaker 1: thank you. It doesn't have to be. It doesn't have

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Speaker 1: to be pain. We could just work on your threshold first.

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Speaker 1: In the meantime, here's Christoph Varado wr pleasure honest first

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Speaker 1: date please m hmm, any moment at all. I went

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Speaker 1: out with the girl in Chicago who's now pretty popular

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Speaker 1: comic um, and we were just having drinks and she

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Speaker 1: said to me, if you think we're having sex, you

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Speaker 1: need to get an AIDS test first. And so literally

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Speaker 1: two days later, at six am, she and I walked

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Speaker 1: to the free clinic where I waited in line with

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Speaker 1: a bunch of homeless people to get tested um. And

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Speaker 1: then we waited for the results. And here's the kicker.

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Speaker 1: Got the results all good, that's that isn't the kicker.

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Speaker 1: But in the time but in the time that we

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Speaker 1: had taken the test and got the results back, we

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Speaker 1: had been hanging out and I just came to realize

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Speaker 1: I didn't really like her like that. So so yes, here,

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Speaker 1: everything's all clear, but no, thank you. Thanks for leading

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Speaker 1: me to the water though, but then we didn't But

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Speaker 1: then nothing ever happened. But but didn't you have to

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Speaker 1: have sex to that point? That's how I felt. That's

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Speaker 1: how I felt. Great follow up, Uh, I felt, But

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Speaker 1: but I still I still I I said no. I

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Speaker 1: said no because I don't you know why I didn't

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Speaker 1: want to lead her on. I didn't. Yes, I could

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Speaker 1: have done it, and you're right, Gary Anthony Williams, that

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Speaker 1: would have been justified. Please, Oh fantastic. Let's see uh

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Speaker 1: uh last but kiss the cow and collar derla Jean.

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Speaker 1: If you think him leaves, it's Joey Greer fish fucker.

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Speaker 1: How did your fishing trip go? Well? Um, like Chris,

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Speaker 1: I sucked that fish. We went out there, got tarpinum

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Speaker 1: and we went out there. That's a game fish that's

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Speaker 1: all muscle and broke. You broke, you wrought off in

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Speaker 1: that tarpin. That's fantastic. Let's do a damn show all

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Speaker 1: to chew on. Let's do the fucking show. All of

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Speaker 1: I've come to realize I have Kevin to thank for

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Speaker 1: much of my fandom and money spent the last ten years.

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Speaker 1: I learned about Big Slick Kansas City by watching Kevin

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Speaker 1: Pollock's chat show and have attended at least five, including

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Speaker 1: show and flew to New York, l A, and San

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Speaker 1: are present for this. They're not. I was also a

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Speaker 1: listener to pop my culture. My scene suggestion. Wow, so

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Speaker 1: just all of that. All right, you proved you're bona fide.

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Speaker 1: Let's pause for a moment of thank you. Um in

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Speaker 1: his scene suggestion Canadian border guards. That's it, Jared, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, uh, most of it is. Uh, it's just

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Speaker 1: not it's not even in how you're playing the game,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Because you just think you're like,

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Speaker 1: all right, there two cards in the deck. Give me

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Speaker 1: a second, buddy, give me a secondary, buddy, Pardner, hold on,

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Speaker 1: we're over. Yeah, I'm sure you do. Guess what, He's

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Speaker 1: got a story and it's almost done. Go out there.

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Speaker 1: So there's fifty two cards in there, right, you're thinking

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Speaker 1: to you? So you know, because you know what what

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Speaker 1: edge beddiness writer or cross edge or what the hell

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Speaker 1: is it? What the hell's it called? When you there's

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Speaker 1: certain got in and out things. So if I could

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Speaker 1: just go, all right, what's your deal? Mr? I work

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Speaker 1: at that hotel right over there, and I don't appreciate

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Speaker 1: pointing if you don't know. Sorry, what's the name of

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Speaker 1: that hotel? Sir? Yeah? There you go the Exicon. Uh,

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Speaker 1: tell us, what do you mean? Do you just gave

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Speaker 1: us two different names? The Exon? All right, you work

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Speaker 1: at the Excon, Yeah, right over there. It's just what

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Speaker 1: can we do for you had a turkey sandwich at

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Speaker 1: the Excon and that rhein right through me and just

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Speaker 1: right after the mayonnaise is it's crept through Google? I

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Speaker 1: was there thentest, I have nothing A month losing weight.

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Speaker 1: It was bad. Bad. Listen, guys, I'm telling you, Okay,

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Speaker 1: he's good. He's going across the border, no problem, belly

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Speaker 1: full of heroin and we're in and then were into

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Speaker 1: the North Market. Now exactly when you say a ballet

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Speaker 1: full of heroin? Is it all away from his duetin

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Speaker 1: him to his upper or sephagus or it just sitting

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Speaker 1: down into his stomach or canal? This guy pre mad

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Speaker 1: all the time. You gotta bring that in here all

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Speaker 1: the time. Sorry, I'm sorry. Forgive me for educating myself. Okay,

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Speaker 1: forgive me for having a degree, But I need answers.

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Speaker 1: I gotta ask, as a bunch of ex cons, do

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Speaker 1: we think that as the hotel that we're laundering our

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Speaker 1: money through that Mexicon is too on the nose. No,

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Speaker 1: now that's a good question. Now I thought about that,

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Speaker 1: and I thought hiding plain sight. Right, we just added

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Speaker 1: an eye to ex con that's right. Anyway, this guy

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Speaker 1: is a real whim. Okay, we just shove a bunch

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Speaker 1: of shut up him, send him in to poop it out.

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Speaker 1: Is in his anal cavity or is it in his stomachs?

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Speaker 1: He said? He said, he said he got a ballot, fool,

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Speaker 1: And that's why I was asking. I was saying that

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Speaker 1: Because I mean that stomach assis. You can do a lot.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely need to remind you of who the leader of

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Speaker 1: this gang is. Is that what I need to do

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Speaker 1: right now? It would not hurt Okay, alright, Look what

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Speaker 1: you do outside of this warehouse is your choice. You

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Speaker 1: don't need to bring it in and and and and

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Speaker 1: shove it in my face. Okay, I'm trying. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to expand our business here, gentlemen, whether it's in his

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Speaker 1: I do have a follow up question, if I could

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Speaker 1: please God, ah, do you must have an inventory? Right?

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Speaker 1: How many bags? Are on side of his area black

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Speaker 1: if it turns bad because of this stomach acid, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna know about it. He's gonna be lights out hell.

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Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. It's a sure fire way to

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Speaker 1: because he's yes questions what the fund is going on today?

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Speaker 1: So I just got a question. The balloons for the two?

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Speaker 1: birthday balloon? So no balloon? So the heroindlar, I just

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Speaker 1: If your later there, fella, well no, I just I

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Speaker 1: that face. You gotta ask, you gotta answer one question,

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Speaker 1: and that we'll let you thro. Why do Canadians do

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Speaker 1: it doggy style style? Have sex dogging style? Do it?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's do this again. Why Canadians do?

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Speaker 1: Hold on a second, Stewart can tax you for a second.

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Speaker 1: It's a knock knock joke. You're kind of setting up here.

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Speaker 1: This is answer. The only answer is just like I'm oh, jeez,

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Speaker 1: this ain't normal. Nurse, give me fourteen ccs at philothomite done?

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Speaker 1: Oh which one? Both? Nurse since give me fourteen ccs

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Speaker 1: a philotomite quickly done. So in total, this man is suffering.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen a man suffer so much before. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to open up his elementary cannell. Now that's going

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Speaker 1: to be the part right at the top of the stomach,

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Speaker 1: lining the upper stomach sphincter down to the duadnum. I'm

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Speaker 1: so touched that you described and explained. Thank you, doctor,

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Speaker 1: You're welcome. Oh my goodness, bellieon there are balloons inside

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Speaker 1: this man can tell them, Milon, do me the best

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Speaker 1: balloon specialists at this hospital. We mnit find that bring

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Speaker 1: bring Hello. Hello, Hi, Hi, Yes, I'm reaching. Yes, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach Dr Clover. Dr Cob is not here

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Speaker 1: right now. He's operating on a pace yet. May I

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Speaker 1: help you? Yes? Actually we'll just can I leave a message? Actually,

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Speaker 1: would love to do that. Okay, so let me just

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Speaker 1: get this down here. Thirteen fifty two Hubbard's The Drive

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Speaker 1: is on the Sand. Fantastic Hubbards. Okay, this is nuts. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. I'm just like a freaking our now.

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Speaker 1: But like you remind me of like my sister. She

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Speaker 1: you remind me of her because like she's just so pubblished.

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Speaker 1: He's light, she's silly, and like you just have the

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Speaker 1: so Auction. Next item all objects found inside patients. These

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Speaker 1: Just trying to get these pillow it's the softest possible.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the five o'clock News. We have imported breaking

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Speaker 1: news today. Jesus Christ, found working at a local chipple,

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Speaker 1: a really good news session, Chuck. How was like you

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Speaker 1: killed it? You really did, like a bang up job.

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Speaker 1: That was like really good, Penny, I need you to

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Speaker 1: do makeup on the guest, okay, so if you could

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Speaker 1: just sure? Yeah, um, well, Chuck, I don't know. I

420
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Speaker 1: obviously got a bounce, but um, I trying to leave

421
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Speaker 1: my my card. It has my resume types and like

422
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,479
Speaker 1: really tiny font on the back of it. And so

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Speaker 1: you know, if you need like a co anchor, you know,

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Speaker 1: any real quick, Chuck's not gonna suck you. So let's

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Speaker 1: let's get let's get you over to work on the

426
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Speaker 1: ghost job and if you okay, um, all right, well

427
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Speaker 1: I gotta go. But okay, I thought, Hey, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I just they don't they don't really need that much makeup.

429
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Speaker 1: But I just wanted to make sure that you got

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Speaker 1: my because the resume I have is on my back

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Speaker 1: of my as soon as you left the room there,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I also have an index cards a little bigger,

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Speaker 1: so the resume is a little easier to reason index card.

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Speaker 1: So that's a good card to stock right there. But yeah,

435
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: you know, welcome to chapole. Can you take your order? Yeah,

436
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: where's Jesus? We get that a lot. He worked here

437
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: for about a week and you know he's not here anymore. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm seriously sick, dudes, where I don't want to talk

439
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: to Jesus. If you're sick, you please wear masks or

440
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: by the way, I don't know. I think I would

441
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: imagine wherever Jesus is, all is healed. So okay, so

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00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: he came to be healed by Jesus. I'm just gonna

443
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Speaker 1: lick these countertops. I imagine the sander tops. Sir, there's

444
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: there's a hand sanitizer dispenser right there. Did you know him?

445
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: Do you know him? I worked with I worked one

446
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: shift with him. Can I touch you? Did you get powers? Please?

447
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 1: Don't don't touch me. I just reach across here. Just burrito,

448
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: tacos bowl or salad salvation. It's not on the menu.

449
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: Come on, it's always on the menu. Right. Do you

450
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: want a corn tortilla, flower tortilla or a Gordon tortillo?

451
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: Did he fix you with anything? Um that he covered

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Speaker 1: a shift for me. I'm a white man. I can't die.

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Speaker 1: Somebody crucify me. Somebody crucify me quick quickly do this.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, man, hold on, I got you, brother. Let

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Speaker 1: me get my tin pen and nails and my ball

456
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Speaker 1: pen hammer. Here we go. Na. Na, oh god, I

457
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Speaker 1: feel pain. I didn't think it. Feel pain? Feel pain?

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Speaker 1: Are you are you crucifying this man? Yeah? He just

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Speaker 1: came in a nicely asked and I happened to have

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Speaker 1: some tin pen and nails and a ball pain hammer. Well, well,

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Speaker 1: well I happened to be uh an immortal white man

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Speaker 1: as well. I'd like to get crucified. Would make him

463
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Speaker 1: so special? Nothing makes him special? Happen to crucifying a

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Speaker 1: white man who liked to be crucified? Where do I

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Speaker 1: stand stand over here next to him? Shimmy away on

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Speaker 1: up that pole? Hey, Bary, do you hear that? The

467
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Speaker 1: crucifying white guys? And get out of here? Where I'm in?

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Speaker 1: I'm in? Where are read to that warehouse? Damn? What

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Speaker 1: what does it cost? I don't know? Remember, hey, it

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Speaker 1: was nothing gonna happen to us. We're white men. Good

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Speaker 1: point points. Give it a shot. Okay, all y'all white man,

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Speaker 1: can you hear me at the can you hear at

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Speaker 1: the back? Yeah? If you want to be crucified, you'll

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Speaker 1: have to wait patiently. I'm just one dude with a

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Speaker 1: bunch of ten pinning nails and a ball ping hammle

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Speaker 1: This just in Chutnel to Action News thirty four white men,

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Speaker 1: I've been crucified in the City of Commerce. We have

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Speaker 1: Stephanie down there on the scene. Uh, Stephanie to walk

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Speaker 1: us through, what's what's going on exactly? Well, I had

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Speaker 1: one in Stephi. Hello, Penny, Penny, you're not you're makeup.

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Speaker 1: I'm in the studio. I'm in the makeup your man,

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Speaker 1: thank you. So behind me, you'll notice that there are

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Speaker 1: thirty well there's forty crosses raised, but only thirty four

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Speaker 1: have been uh applied with white ben and they are

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Speaker 1: being hammered to the cross So the crosses have been

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Speaker 1: applied with white man. Is that right? Yes, they've applied

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Speaker 1: white men to the crosses and they are being permanently

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Speaker 1: fixtured there. I don't know how permanent. But now do

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Speaker 1: you do you have the gentleman who's doing the actual

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Speaker 1: crucifying near she's busy right now. I could probably actually

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Speaker 1: let's see if I can hold a microphone to him

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Speaker 1: while he's working. Excuse me, sir, Yeah, I was just

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Speaker 1: we're with Channel two News. You know, it's kind of uh,

494
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Speaker 1: this is a pretty big deal, and I was, what

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Speaker 1: do you say you you you're Stephanie reporting. I'm good.

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Speaker 1: Just my makeup, bokke makeup looked fantastic. That that that

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Speaker 1: news that news DEPARTMA has some the best makeup I've

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Speaker 1: ever seen. Oh wow, thank you my wife, Yes it

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Speaker 1: is girl, Yes it is my wife, and I watched

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Speaker 1: you every night. Oh my, I'm gonna apply. I don't

501
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: know if you can see it through this makeup, but

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00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: I am going to blush. Please ask the gentleman. Why. Okay, okay, okay,

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00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: I've got a question for you. Okay, all right, why why?

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00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: Oh I know what, I understand what you're asking me. Well,

505
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: but the the the white men came to me and

506
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: said they had the power and they wanted to be

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Speaker 1: crucified like Jesus. So of course, I don't know if

508
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 1: you can see this bucket over here, but I have

509
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: a bunch of tinpen and nails and the ball, so

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Speaker 1: I obliged them. Wow. He has deefinitely a great job today.

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Speaker 1: When you're in the field. Um, sorry, if I bled

512
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: over on your ear piece and audio. When I was

513
00:33:57,200 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: in the studio, you embarrassed me. You embarrassed me. That

514
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: was the first time I was on the scene investigative reporter,

515
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: and I feel like everybody was looking at me like

516
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,359
Speaker 1: you did something to my face. Well, I mean they

517
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: were only compliments though everyone w was just well, typically

518
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: people don't compliment when something looks normal, and I want

519
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: my face makeup to make me look like a normal person.

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00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: Everybody was mentioning my face comment a normal thing, if

521
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 1: it's if it's abnormal in a positive way, they would

522
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: compliment it and like you look beautiful or you know,

523
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 1: they were trying to make me feel better about my face.

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00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 1: What did you do? Definitely, I just accentuated that made

525
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 1: your eyes a little bigger. I gave you Give me

526
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: a mirror, Give me a mirror here, Just show me

527
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:57,399
Speaker 1: a mirror here. What do you want me here? Oh

528
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god. Hey board, it's Gary from

529
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: the consulting firm. Most of you know me. Thank you.

530
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 1: Sales have been down this quarter. Uh, and we're we've

531
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 1: just been trying to pinpoint that. Some people think it's

532
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,839
Speaker 1: because we've been charging extra for guacamole. Others think it's

533
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: because we granted immortal powers to white men who are

534
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 1: now being crucified. So I just want to just want

535
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: to use to well. I think it's yeah, I think

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00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: it's a little bit of both. I think if you're

537
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: ordering a veggie bowl, I think the guacamole should come

538
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: for free. Uh, you know, but I think I think

539
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 1: it's okay to charge extra for the guac when it's

540
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: on a meat based burrito or bowl. Also, I think,

541
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 1: you know, the crucifixions have mostly been taking place in

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00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 1: front of our shops, and uh, it's not a good look,

543
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 1: you know. So I think people just want to pop

544
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: in for a quick burrito or taco and they're seeing

545
00:35:55,160 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 1: just crosses. And talk to guy Rumble, rumble, how do

546
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,439
Speaker 1: we make a good less of not a good look?

547
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 1: And welcome back to sixty minutes in studio. Today we

548
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: have Jesus Christ himself, yes, talking about the happenings as

549
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 1: of late now Jesus, as you know, over forty white

550
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:26,720
Speaker 1: men bled to death on crosses in front of um.

551
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: Why do you think that they thought they had the

552
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: same power, so to speak, as you possess they did.

553
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 1: If you will remember I actually died on the cross.

554
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: Oh okay, it to their families and friends. It feels

555
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 1: like they've lost a love whom you're saying. In fact,

556
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: they've they've gained access to the power of the kingdom,

557
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: so to speak. Well, Leslie Stoles, really in Jesus have it.

558
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 1: Just change the channel. The question is not letting him

559
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: off the hook is she's literally knell and Jesus to

560
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: the cross right this her swan song. Do you think now, Jesus, Yes,

561
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: there's one question everybody's dying to know. Are you, in

562
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: fact a white man? Is it a appropriate if fight?

563
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, Lessie, you are really letting me

564
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: have it. This is the last interview I will ever do.

565
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: You are sticking. You are literally sticking. You really are

566
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: Holy sh it lest we still walked out on her

567
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: own interview. She dropped the mic. That's insane. Left Jesus

568
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: there dumbfounded as he couldn't explain what racy was. I'm

569
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 1: walking up set as you can see, Penny, Penny, now's

570
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 1: your chance? Oh my god, oh um, Penny, get in

571
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 1: there right, yes Jesus, wait wait wait, let me do

572
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: your makeup real quick. Yeah, you look good, You look

573
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 1: real good. I've just taped all these balloons to me. Okay, sorry,

574
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: I just wanted to watch that because it was live.

575
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 1: Did you want a burrito, a bowl or a salad?

576
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: And that scene to so many bleeding people. C three

577
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 1: comes from Patroon V. Have you Wyatt, who wrote a

578
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: Hi Kevin loved hearing new voices joining the Madness and

579
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: hearing you all bounce off of them, and of course

580
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: the return of Snoofer. I have a scene suggestion the

581
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:46,399
Speaker 1: Seven Deadly Sins escape from hell. I love you all

582
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 1: more than my own family and KFC wow ps if possible,

583
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 1: can we have more videos uploaded of the recorded episodes

584
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 1: to the patron like the one on the thirteenth of June.

585
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 1: It's a it's great being able to watch the Madness

586
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: and Sue not sure if it's a difficult thing to do. Nah,

587
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: See that just feels passive aggressive. You're not sure if

588
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: it's a difficult thing to do, why don't you do it?

589
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,760
Speaker 1: I think you know the answer to that. It's really

590
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: not difficult at all, and we're happy to do it.

591
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: And thank you for the suggestion, Wyatt. Dark Lord Satan

592
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: from below, I call upon you and your unholy army

593
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: to bless us with a with This doesn't work. This

594
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 1: is bullshit, this bullshullhush. This book is not real. This

595
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 1: is not a real Necronomicon book. What are you You're

596
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:45,760
Speaker 1: never gonna be able to contact Satan? It might be pizza.

597
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: Hold up, hello, I'm sloth the fun. There's just like

598
00:39:55,600 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: a blob out here. Oh my god, what, Oh my god?

599
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: I didn't shut up, Chad. It's like a couple of

600
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: days before Halloween. They're spreading it out so that you

601
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: can socially distant. Let's get this person some candy. I

602
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: don't have any. Give us some candy. I just got some.

603
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: I hear a whole bunch of quarters. Alright, alright, come on,

604
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. My parents are going to be home in

605
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:32,720
Speaker 1: a couple of hours and they're not home. Just thanks

606
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 1: my parents. It's my parents just sent thing. It might

607
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: be a pizza. Hello, Hey, is this what the party is? Uh? No, Chad, No,

608
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 1: there's no party here. I heard this a little bit

609
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:54,839
Speaker 1: of a kickback, very low key. I mean I don't

610
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: think so. Okay, maybe maybe we could for a couple

611
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: of hours have a party. She's about to sneeze a right, Yeah,

612
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: I was at chat. She's totally wet. Okay, we're gonna

613
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 1: get laid. We're gonna get laid. You don't know how

614
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,439
Speaker 1: this works because you're not like you're into a bunch

615
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 1: of like witchcraft stuff. But like I'm a dude that

616
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: I bang a lot. Okay, so man, the fact to

617
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 1: talk about it like this is just proof you don't. Man,

618
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 1: you understand like you don't. But it might be pizza.

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00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: Hold up, man, what's got in there? We're waiting for

620
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 1: some pizza? Me brother, but myself? They called me good

621
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Speaker 1: ever your name is BLATONI right? I think some of

622
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: your friends are here ashmellows like musmellows. Yeah, I think

623
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 1: we have some in the kitchen and top covered if

624
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: you want to check that out, all right, I don't

625
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 1: think you should go into the cupboard. Excuse me, excuse me?

626
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: Did you just let in sloth, bloodny and lust? You

627
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: let them in but not me? Well, I don't, I

628
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:19,280
Speaker 1: don't know. I want to be in. Can I be in? Sure?

629
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: Were you just hanging out by the light? I saw

630
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 1: you over there by the lamp post outside. I didn't

631
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 1: know if you were part of the group or not. Yeah,

632
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 1: but I saw your house and I want it like

633
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 1: it's nice? But did in here and help me open up?

634
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: Oh you get cheetos? Cheetos. He's gonna eat all the cheetos. Actually,

635
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:45,360
Speaker 1: let's uh, let's do another bottle of wine. You know, Tiffany,

636
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 1: it's been so long since we had night out for ourselves.

637
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: We could just let the boys just, you know, just

638
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 1: just just have fun. You know what my father used

639
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:00,919
Speaker 1: to say about boys. Any fun they do they do?

640
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: And sir, Hi, sorry interrupt um, I'm sorry. My husband

641
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:10,240
Speaker 1: has a name and it's Michael. Please call me Michael. Michael.

642
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 1: You've you've actually had all the wine here? There's no

643
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: more wine, Kyle. When we sat down, I introduced myself

644
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: as Michael. I asked for your name, and I said,

645
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 1: let's just be on a first name basis throughout, Sir Michael, Yes, Michael,

646
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 1: there's no more You've you've had all the wine, Kyle.

647
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: What would it take for us to get you to

648
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 1: drive somewhere else, to another restaurant maybe and bring us

649
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: back some wine? What would it take? I guess I

650
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: could just do that if that's what you really want.

651
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 1: It just seems like you've had enough, and you know

652
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 1: you're not sharing with anybody else in the restaurant. Why

653
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 1: would we do that? You're right? Okay? Well, Kyle, why

654
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,359
Speaker 1: would I buy a bottle of wine and be like, hey,

655
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: who else wants a glass? Why would my husband do that?

656
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,879
Speaker 1: Why would Michael do that? Okay, let go my arms.

657
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: My name is Michael, Kyle. Do you understand literally literally

658
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 1: literally literally his name is Michael. It literally it's not

659
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: a joke, Kyle. My name is Michael. Okay, okay, Actually

660
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: I have someone that I wasn't bringing my girlfriend in

661
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: my car. Maybe I can give you that for now.

662
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't remember Michael asking you where it

663
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: is and where it was going to go. Okay, we

664
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 1: have two boys at home. Okay, they're having fun tonight.

665
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: All okay, Okay, I'll go get I'll be right back.

666
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I had to stay. I

667
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: stuck it to him the same way that that Leslie

668
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 1: likely did to Jesus Christ that time. I'm sorry I

669
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 1: did that in front of you, Michael. But we it's

670
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: aren't just aren't night? Okay, everybody, it's Spin the Bottle time?

671
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,839
Speaker 1: All right? Um, maybe only a couple of us should

672
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: play at a time. Um, I don't know that I

673
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: want to play with all of you, and I'm not

674
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 1: going to sing spin the Bottle works. Oh, I'm sure

675
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,399
Speaker 1: baby Chat will play this round. Just so you guys know,

676
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: Wrap is outside your house with a box of matches,

677
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: saying he won't burn the motherfucker doal oh ship, Oh shit,

678
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 1: oh shit, oh shit. I go to the bathroom for

679
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: two minutes and you start a game without me. No,

680
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 1: we're waiting. Well, okay, play you want to hand the

681
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,839
Speaker 1: guy with the matches or do you want to invite

682
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 1: him in? I don't want to invite him and he

683
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: is specifically I don't want him in. And honestly, by

684
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 1: the way, y'all, I just ate all the chocoonerya chraccoonery

685
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: left that wasn't for us to beat. Oh you guys

686
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: can afford the fancy meats. And there's someone with matches

687
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: out front, jewish you at do we know we already

688
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: know about the matches there? That was already you know

689
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 1: about the but I mean because you can bring them

690
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 1: with the matches away from wrathew fuck let him go.

691
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: Oh I guess that makes sense. I want raths matches. Well,

692
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 1: then yeah, we'll just get away. Look, guys, look at

693
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: young men. We are on a rum spring of sorts.

694
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 1: This is kind of like our Yeah, like we're free

695
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 1: for a little bit, if you know what I mean.

696
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,840
Speaker 1: And so we're just gonna have a good time tonight.

697
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: You're all just gonna do meth and decide if you

698
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: want to join back into Yeah. Yeah, Michael, I just

699
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: got a notification on our ring doorbell in the backyard,

700
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 1: and it looks like there's a guy out there with

701
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 1: matches doing something crazy. Well, let me see, let me

702
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: see the hell is this sound? Did you upgrade to

703
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: have sound with this as well? I thought we agree,

704
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: no sound. I upgraded the other day when you went

705
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,399
Speaker 1: to work. I thought, I'm gonna upgrade everything. I got

706
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,839
Speaker 1: me some new Jimmy choose and I upgraded this. Let

707
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: bring well. I already saw the Jimmy choose that they

708
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:21,280
Speaker 1: look good on you. Thank you. Imagine what they're gonna

709
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: look like off of me. Oh, I get to see

710
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: your bare feet that I'm sorry, interrupted the bottomless wine cellar.

711
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 1: Is it worth it? Yes, said the bottomless wine cellar

712
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:40,240
Speaker 1: for ten dollars. I'm sorry. This This is my husband, Michael.

713
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,359
Speaker 1: My name is Michael. I don't know if you know

714
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 1: that all right, but my name is is Jackson. Oh okay,

715
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 1: good to meet you. Boy. That really cast a fall

716
00:47:53,200 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 1: over the room, hasn't it. Yes, people don't usually come

717
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:05,880
Speaker 1: up to us in restaurants. Uh, Sir Jackson, would you

718
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: like to have sex with me while my wife watches? Jackson? Jackson? Michael,

719
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: this is the FBR Jackson, Michael, we know you're in there.

720
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 1: Come out with your hands up. No one has to

721
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: diart Is he talking? Michael? Protect me from this man? Listen. Okay,

722
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: I've been running God damn, I can't believe I'm telling

723
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 1: you this right now, but I've been running an x

724
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 1: CON syndicate where we're opening small businesses across the border

725
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 1: between America and Canada. And I knew this day of

726
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 1: reckoning was gonna come eventually. But how do you think

727
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 1: we're spending ten dollars on the bottom? Was wine selling?

728
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: Feel Jackson? Allotiators here, pick up the phone inside the restaurant.

729
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 1: Let's not get anyone hurt tonight. Please. Jackson is also

730
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 1: the name of the negotiator? Or was that to me?

731
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: All right, hello, this is Jackson ships What was the

732
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 1: first rule of negotiating? What was the first rule? Talk

733
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: to the person, Talk to the person to the first

734
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 1: call him back. Now okay, I just okay, okay, okay,

735
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 1: Star six night. Wait, you're telling me the excot is

736
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 1: not a legitimate hotel. I have a reservation coming up.

737
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:35,800
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that, wouldn't ringing? Is that? Whose phone is?

738
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 1: Is that the restaurants phone? Where is hello? There's no

739
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: damn it? What did I you know? You know what?

740
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 1: I'm not giving you another chance to call him? You

741
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 1: tell him, Okay, Okay, okay, I'm texting him. I'm texting her. Okay.

742
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: Uh wait, I leave to get mad. Just from wrath

743
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: for two seconds. And now all of you were doing meth.

744
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 1: It's so good. It's good math. I've done the overwhelming

745
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 1: majority of it. I've had my lions yet. Man, lying down,

746
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 1: get off your ass. That's not my ass. Listen, I

747
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 1: don't wanna. I don't want to be a buzz kill

748
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 1: for this party. But my parents are gonna be back

749
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 1: any minute now. They went out for drinks tonight. We

750
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: know your parents, you do? Yeah, agreed, you had a

751
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: feeling you might be friends with them. My dad's kind

752
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 1: of a bad guy. You call him Michael. Michael is

753
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:45,879
Speaker 1: for greed. Um, No, I call him dad. You kids

754
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 1: can make kids. Okay. I'm glad it's you. Yeah, Hey, Satan,

755
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: I hate to wake you up. What's up? What's up?

756
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 1: Looks like all these sins looks they're they're in the room, right,

757
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 1: are they not? No? So um, what you're telling me

758
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 1: that they're listen, hold on, let me look at my ring.

759
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:15,000
Speaker 1: I got it set up. And then holy ship, none

760
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 1: of them and there who are they? Sorry? Brought your

761
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 1: dark lord? Did you want to put on the lunch shorder? Yeah?

762
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: I would like. What do you those toasts triangles? What

763
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:28,760
Speaker 1: do you call those things? No? Like the not Toastito's

764
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 1: it's like toast, but it's like a little triangle of toast.

765
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 1: You can put fence and stuff on it. Um, a

766
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: sandwich or like you're talking about the jew fooded peram. Yeah,

767
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: like them. Give me some home and toshing with some

768
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 1: holiva on top of that, well, but some hallibal on

769
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: top of cars. Give me some of that Jewish people eat.

770
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 1: I love Jewish food. Get me a fifth of the

771
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: filter fish if they can lick by that somehow, of course,

772
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 1: And I have some bad news, and this where the

773
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: clock is ticking down, we're all going to have to

774
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 1: go back soon. That might not be too bad, but

775
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 1: you guys are gonna like pick up some of these needles.

776
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:25,360
Speaker 1: I just don't feel comfortable grabbing any of them. So

777
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: I guess Pride was too cool to even show up for.

778
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 1: This makes sense. Look look hellok, I know I'm not saying,

779
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:36,919
Speaker 1: but I gotta follow the rules. If we gotta get back,

780
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 1: we gotta get back. Let me YouTube. It's been a

781
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 1: real it's been a real joy. It's just been a

782
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 1: real jow to hang out with you. I agree, it's

783
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: been really nice. And hey, you're a man now, Oh

784
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 1: this is really I've always I've always been a man.

785
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: I bang all the time. This was just that was

786
00:52:55,560 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: obviously your first time and it was very nice. So

787
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 1: could you guys help clean up afore you gool that

788
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: good Locks and spar that's our show for Oh Gary,

789
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: you missed us, didn't you. I needed you guys so hard.

790
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for rejoining the group. Fun Fun Fun.

791
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 1: Thank you. It's there anything you'd like listeners to know

792
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 1: about where they might find some wares or whatnot. Yeah,

793
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a new re upping of my podcast

794
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 1: Day Drinking with Gary and Elliott to check that out.

795
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: And uh and uh probably not till next year, but

796
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 1: there's my new Netflix show called The Crew will be coming.

797
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: How damn exciting? Is that very exciting? I'm going to

798
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: be really rich. Ye put me down for a little.

799
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 1: Chris a Arando, thank you so much. Pal, Thank you.

800
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:09,399
Speaker 1: I remain poor. That's what we call dedication. James heeney Ah,

801
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 1: thanks for having me. Thanks for coming back. Gary uh

802
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:16,839
Speaker 1: and don't forget Wednesdays. Somewhere between seven eight, maybe as

803
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: late as nine. B S Comedy on Twitch. We're doing

804
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:22,839
Speaker 1: some live improv shows. Nice to know you guys picked

805
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: the time slot. And Craigkowski thank you so much as always.

806
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,320
Speaker 1: Can't wait to hear more Spooky Time. Thank you, Craigslist

807
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:32,920
Speaker 1: Spookey Times with tenno's as long as we're in Halloween Times.

808
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 1: Keep listening to it. We're doing it for the month

809
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 1: of October. Follow us at craigslist, pea cast on Twitter

810
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 1: for more information. And Joey Graherman thank you as always,

811
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 1: it was a pleasure. Thank you. I mean, you know,

812
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 1: so nice to have you. I'm your host, Kevin pod

813
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 1: reminding you all. Thank you so very much. Please continue

814
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 1: to write to the podcast at your name here at

815
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 1: documents dot com. We'd love to hear from you and

816
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 1: look out for each other. Damn it. It's it's the

817
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 1: easiest thing to do quite frankly and wear a mask

818
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 1: when you go outside. Please until next time,