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Speaker 1: that's exactly what it sounded. No coach. I loved it.

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Speaker 1: You should have saw him chopping it up man Peyton

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Speaker 1: that I saw that kind of got on my nerves

419
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 1: is Peyton is Tony Romo on steroids. Relax, No, Romo

420
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:37,800
Speaker 1: is the one who invented exactly. So Peyton is Tony's student.

421
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,080
Speaker 1: The one call I did hear this weekend, one Tony

422
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 1: romo someone else that they were lined up and the

423
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 1: color guy goes, oh, this, this looks like it could

424
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 1: be a pass, and it wasn't. Well, anything could be

425
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,760
Speaker 1: anything could be a pass. Anything lined up could be

426
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:54,440
Speaker 1: a pass, Like any any formation, it could be a pass.

427
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 1: So that you have a fifty percent chance of being

428
00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:59,639
Speaker 1: right if you just say this is a pass. Okay,

429
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 1: but this looks like it could be a pass. Oh.

430
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,479
Speaker 1: They We had the watch party for the Titans at

431
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 1: my clubhouse and the dude next to me, he was

432
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 1: calling the place too. He nailed him. He was about, so, guys,

433
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 1: just gonna be a run. It's a run, but it

434
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:18,239
Speaker 1: was a pass, so it wasn't a run. Annoying, but

435
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 1: not Look he had good stories. They had great stories. Okay,

436
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 1: let me go back to insights and great insights like

437
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,920
Speaker 1: this is what I'm trying to watch the game. Man.

438
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 1: See I like the way they talked about it, like, okay,

439
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,080
Speaker 1: you see how that that cornerbacks lined up. I want

440
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:35,359
Speaker 1: my receiver to go three are and cut out, and

441
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,119
Speaker 1: like when someone went the wrong way He's like, oh

442
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:43,399
Speaker 1: he messed up. Why he cut in? I'm telling you

443
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 1: what They and and they had the little Microsoft tablet

444
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 1: so they would do replays and show like different formations

445
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 1: like this is what they're seeing and there they were like, oh,

446
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 1: look so car sees this at the line he audible

447
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:58,000
Speaker 1: and then the ravens audible out of that and busted

448
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 1: his audible. That's why that play didn't work. They were like,

449
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 1: don't and they were talking about what they like, like

450
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,919
Speaker 1: in overtime, don't run it here, please, don't run it.

451
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 1: Don't put yourself in a second and eight like come

452
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 1: out and do something different like switch it up, like

453
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 1: let's try to get that first album Backseat Drivers. They

454
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:17,600
Speaker 1: didn't see you do that, Eli, Yes, they were making

455
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,440
Speaker 1: fun of each other. They were they were talking about

456
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,199
Speaker 1: Lamar Jackson run and Payton's like, I mean, look at

457
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,679
Speaker 1: the spy on him and oh he gets three yards

458
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 1: and Russell Wilson goes, oh, you guys know what that's

459
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 1: like right when you're you're running and he and Payton goes, yeah, man,

460
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 1: I was really piste off when other teams didn't have

461
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,399
Speaker 1: a spy on me, Like how dare you show me

462
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 1: the disrespect that you don't think I'm gonna run like

463
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 1: because they know, you know what I mean? It was right,

464
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 1: It was funny. They were making jokes and Russell Wilson

465
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,399
Speaker 1: was making jokes with them, and Derek Carr tries to

466
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,919
Speaker 1: sneak it at the one and he doesn't get in,

467
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 1: and Payton goes, man, I'm surprised I didn't get more

468
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,640
Speaker 1: first down on quarterback sneaks because with my long neck,

469
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 1: all I had to do was just stick my head

470
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 1: out and I'm over the first down. I mean, they

471
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 1: were they were fun. It was enjoyable, and they watched

472
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 1: it like fans. Like when the Raiders at the half

473
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 1: yard line and Derek Carr does a hard count and

474
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 1: draws a fall start on his own team, like his

475
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 1: offensive lineman jumps. Eli about felt falls off the couch.

476
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 1: He's like, no, no, why would you Why why would

477
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 1: you hard count on the half yard line And Russell's like, oh,

478
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:19,119
Speaker 1: that's a big mistake. That's a big mistake. Oh no,

479
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 1: And then they line up to kick the game winning

480
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 1: field goal the Raiders and the kicker can't be found

481
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,159
Speaker 1: and they get a delay a game, and Eli and

482
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,680
Speaker 1: Russell Wilson's just going, are you kidding me? Like what?

483
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 1: Like how where was the kicker? Where was the kicker?

484
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: And they didn't have a time out? Oh my gosh,

485
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: they're like, oh they just they're out of field goal range.

486
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 1: That what? Oh no, the Raiders, why did they do that?

487
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 1: I did see the part where they were trying to

488
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 1: hurry up the play and the tight end who caught

489
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 1: the ball put the ball down, like yes, like I'm

490
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 1: gonna upset the ball down so we can hike it

491
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: and get get going already. But Peyton's like, no, no, no, no, no,

492
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 1: Always give the ball to the to them. Never put

493
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 1: the ball down because people running on the field kick

494
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: it and you waste valuable seconds. You have to handle

495
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,640
Speaker 1: the umparkers. No matter what, the umpire is gonna come

496
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 1: touch the ball. Sure enough, the ref had to touch

497
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 1: the ball and put it back down where he wanted

498
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 1: to put it down. So it's like you just wasted

499
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 1: two seconds, three second. That is really good insight. That's

500
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: good stuff in there. But they're not ready. Oh they're

501
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 1: not ready. And I enjoy it for if I'll watch

502
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 1: it so I can actually get a normal review. It's

503
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 1: quirky it's something new. But guess what if it's a

504
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 1: Saturday primetime college football or you don't want that. I

505
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 1: don't know if I want Peyton Pett and his Labrador

506
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 1: retriever on his couch. I don't need I don't I

507
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 1: don't need the guy to tell me, hey, it's third

508
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 1: and ten. I can tell put it on new mute.

509
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is you don't want to watch

510
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 1: the Cowboys, Like I'm so into the Cowboys games. I

511
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 1: don't want to hear funny stories. I'm watching the game,

512
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 1: and this is the thing. You can't watch the game

513
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: and try and pay attention to the game when you're

514
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,160
Speaker 1: hearing these kinds of stories. It's it's a little distracting

515
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 1: if that's the way you watch games. I just found

516
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,880
Speaker 1: I like the way they watched it as fans, because

517
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,439
Speaker 1: I felt like that's what more broadcast should be, as

518
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,439
Speaker 1: more like your buddies watching the game and just discussing it,

519
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 1: like how did that receiver dropped that ball? Like what

520
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: was he doing? Like what was you know what I mean?

521
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,479
Speaker 1: Like that's what they were doing. Good mix. I think

522
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 1: Collinsworth does that. It was so to me, it was

523
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: just fun insightful for me on a Saturday. If it's

524
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: your big game, sec, I would I would prefer Gus

525
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: Johnson going nuts. Welcome Ohio State. I'm all about that.

526
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: Sure that that stuff is interesting, But I believe Peyton

527
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 1: being lazy has revolutionized calling games. He's like, I'm not

528
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 1: wearing a suit, a monkey suit and flying to Vegas.

529
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 1: Just filmed me in my couch, so I'm just gonna

530
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 1: wear my frat boy polo and sit on my cat

531
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: like boring af No liked put but Peyton some jim

532
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: shorts on. His wife couldn't talk for three hours, and

533
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 1: Peyton because no worries. She's in the other part of

534
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 1: the mansion. And Peyton Manning is talking about he goes

535
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 1: and sometimes he was telling stories like sometimes you just

536
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 1: gotta throw the equipment guy under the bus, you know

537
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: what I mean, get him in trouble, And like, what

538
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: do you mean? He's like, well, if you're you know,

539
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: get a call in from the headset and you don't

540
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: like the play call because you don't like, you know,

541
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,439
Speaker 1: you see something different, you just point to your helmet

542
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: like I can't hear. I can't hear, and then you

543
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 1: get in the huddle and you call your own play. Sorry,

544
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 1: equipment guy, you're gonna get in trouble, but I gotta

545
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 1: call the right play. So good, it was just it

546
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: was enjoyable, yes, and it was. It was great because

547
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: Peyton did react when big plays would happen. He'd be like,

548
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what I really want to see

549
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: here is I want to see eighty three step up.

550
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: I think eighty three hadn't done enough this game. He

551
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 1: needs to get open, and he would get open and

552
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 1: Kenny be like, that's what I'm talking about that he

553
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: stepped up for his team. He stepped up. I want

554
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: to know is who was the play by play on TV?

555
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: Were they then trying to interject with Peyton and his brother?

556
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 1: Separate channel was all Peyton and Eli and then just game.

557
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: I was wondering how they were able to do that

558
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: and they had How did Russell Wilson get thrown into

559
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: the middle comes in? It was terrible. You try to

560
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: say something and then Peyton wouldn't stop talking in so

561
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: he'd have to stop and uh and then and then

562
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: poor Russell, they would never ask him, what were you

563
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: trying to say, Russell? So his whole point was gone

564
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: and would have been like, you would have hated it.

565
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: Then Russell was way louder than everyone else, but obviously

566
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: it wasn't loud enough for Peyton or Eli to hear him.

567
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 1: So we all heard him interrupt him, but then we

568
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 1: didn't hear Peyton was in at that point. It was brutal,

569
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: but I thought it was faultlessly beautiful. But even Russell

570
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: said they were like, because he was only supposed to

571
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: be on for the fourth quarter, they go to overtime, like, hey,

572
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: you want to stick around? He was like, yeah, man,

573
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 1: this good game. I'll stay around. I mean, I gotta

574
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 1: watch tape of the Titans, but I'll be up all

575
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: night anyway. The kids already in bed, you know, the

576
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 1: wife's over at the met Gallus, So I mean I'm

577
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: here by myself. So yeah, let's go. What do you

578
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: make of the game, Like, what do you make of

579
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 1: Baltimore playing so poorly? I mean they had a couple

580
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 1: of turnovers. Lamar Jackson fumbled a couple of times. Um,

581
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: it happens. I didn't think it happens. That's your sports

582
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 1: penis analysis. Yeah, I mean fumbles happened. I mean, and

583
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: they did No, and Peyton and Eli talked about. They

584
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: were like, Lamar is loose with the football. When I

585
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: want you to come in every Monday and say it

586
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 1: happens to every game. No, that's not what I'm saying.

587
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: He needs to protect the ball better, and he knows

588
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: that he does have a fumbling problem. He fumbles often.

589
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 1: Did he fumble in college or is that just the

590
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: hits in the NFL? I think it's more. I don't know.

591
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: I think he wants about a Louisville Games coach. But

592
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: he probably fumbled in college. But or he was so

593
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: fast he didn't get caught in college? Is the problem?

594
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: That was cool? Though? Did they talk about did Peyton

595
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: and Eli talk about him and his cousin about him

596
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: and Lamar's see, See, there's the thing that you'll never

597
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: know because you're listening to freaking what what are you

598
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: talking about? Uh? Lamar's cousin plays for the Raiders, and

599
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 1: I think he's a defensive end or maybe a cornerback.

600
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: It looks like you got the story down. Cornerback. But

601
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 1: they've been playing each other since high school because they

602
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: lived on other parts of town, but their teams would

603
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 1: play so he says in high school they played each

604
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 1: other in college. They played each other, and now tonight

605
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: they're playing each other. It's like pretty cool. Lamar and

606
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 1: his cousin get to keep playing over and over. And

607
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: I'd rather hear Peyton talked about cutting out referees. Of

608
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: course he did, because that's what you heard. No, I

609
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: mean that's if you wouldn't have known about Peyton and Elie,

610
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: you would have heard that story, and here you would

611
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: be on Wednesday being like it was a great I mean,

612
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 1: Lamar and his cousin have been playing Me and my

613
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: dad talked about it for hours. It's absolutely beautiful. Reminds

614
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 1: me of me and my cousin Andrew. Andrew is younger

615
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 1: than me. We did playing dodgeball once, and they want

616
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: it's cool to be like even like Rhonda Antiki, Like,

617
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: this's just cool to like constantly be playing each other. No,

618
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: that is, and it's cool that they both made it

619
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: to the NFL. That's pretty incredible cool. Hey, Cooper, his

620
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 1: son is going to be a stud in college. No,

621
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 1: Cooper Man, Yes, his son is gonna be a stud.

622
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 1: Archie or arc I don't know his name. I don't know.

623
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 1: I don't follow him any high school programs. I don't

624
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: really check the sorry are our show only does college?

625
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: And No, I just don't. I mean, I really, the

626
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 1: best shows follow players in high school. You're gonna tell

627
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: me Colin Cowhard breaks down subscribed preps. What is it?

628
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Speaker 1: Max preps? It will show you the recruits that are awesome.

629
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Speaker 1: I bet, brother, there's your segue. He knows Max Press.

630
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he knows exactly what the chefs we're looking at.

631
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: You're talking about the cheerleaders, Bob, have you ever been

632
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: a rich school? Right there? What did I think of

633
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: the game? I thought the Ravens. No, no, you already

634
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: said that is what it is. I don't think the

635
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: Raiders are still any good. They had a good opening game.

636
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: If you're betting man, bet the Steelers this week against

637
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: the Raiders. Raised not a betting man, no, I said.

638
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: If you're a betting man that does something that doesn't

639
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: apply to most of the room, are you a betting man? No?

640
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 1: I think because coming off Monday night football, travel go

641
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: to overtime in the first week, so that's a lot

642
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: of plays. A lot of plays in the first week

643
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: go to overtime. Then next week you got to travel

644
00:32:55,640 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: across the country to Pittsburgh and so far your theories right,

645
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: the visiting team in Las Vegas party all night and

646
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 1: lost the game. No, I didn't say they partied all night.

647
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: You said that's going to be the advantage of Las Vegas.

648
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: Said it might be. I think it could be. It

649
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: could be a factor. Was it cool, senior boy, that

650
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: you ran into the elevator? Oh, that's what I'm saying.

651
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: Do you guys think I inspired Nassa? He's the one

652
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 1: that caused the fumble and overtime to set up the

653
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 1: Raiders for the game win. And thought it was the

654
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: recovering alcoholic what's his name? Uh? What was his name?

655
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: Not Waller? He got defense. He was inspired by Wallace

656
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: who said that Peyton said that, No, the guy said

657
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: it who the the defensive ends talked about how he

658
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: didn't think he could get sober and but he got it.

659
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: He was inspired by Darren Waller and so that now

660
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 1: he's thirteen months. So where did you hear that story?

661
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 1: My dad told me he heard it on the ESPN broadcast,

662
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: not watching Peyton and Elay. Thank you very much, No

663
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: further questions your her, But you you can hear different

664
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: stories on different things. I'm not just saying your dad

665
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 1: wouldn't have got that sweet bit of information. He wasn't

666
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: watching ESPN. But the defense rests you can enjoy either one.

667
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I liked the Peyton and Eli was

668
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 1: something I've never seen, and I thought it was creative

669
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 1: and enjoy We brought up two really good stories that

670
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 1: we heard the regular broadcast great and I heard. I

671
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: brought up a lot of stories that I heard that

672
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: I thought were pretty cool on the Peyton and Eili

673
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: brought the defense rest Eddie in your favor, Thank you, congrats,

674
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 1: Michelle de Foyer, your entire team. Planton deserves two hundred dollars. Hey,

675
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 1: the man Payton does the Plainton plaintiffs? Oh plaintiff, Yes, plaintiff,

676
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 1: got it. Can we go to commercial now? And when

677
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: we come back, pits is in a pickle? Oh, pitsas pickle? Sorry,

678
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: Arnold wrote it wrong. Pick it sounds a little bit

679
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: like this, Arnold, Arnold, get over here. Let me hit

680
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 1: you with So you thought the barbecue was good? Okay?

681
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: Can we go to freaking commercial? Hit it? Hey? Boys, No,

682
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: we're going to commercial. Hey kids, we're going to commercial.

683
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 1: Can we please have no teeth to do a commercial

684
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 1: about for us. We are going to commercial you guys

685
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 1: ever usy it's perfect or when you lose kids, I

686
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,399
Speaker 1: lose my kids. I mean just kids all the time.

687
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: Hey kids. It even works in l A. You see

688
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:34,399
Speaker 1: the sun in l A l A. Rice Francis now right,

689
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: This segment brought to you by Loves Barbecue. If you

690
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,839
Speaker 1: are in Kansas City and Horny and Hungary, you know

691
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: both of them, come on in. It's a lot of guys,

692
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: but we'll put some girls on the TV and we

693
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: also have barbecue. Pitt stop by. He stayed there all day.

694
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 1: We set him home with a girl, not saying how

695
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: much you paid over to you, Pitts. Thanks for coming

696
00:35:54,120 --> 00:36:02,439
Speaker 1: to bout time for pickle. So brother Pitts, you got

697
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: your season tickets. He's too big, Mike, Oh, I just

698
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,320
Speaker 1: want to I want to see you guys. But I

699
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 1: thought I was leaned up next to uh. So you

700
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 1: get to the game. When you don't want to hear

701
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 1: the whole track. We don't need to hear the whole track.

702
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: Louis six hours Saturday night, stayed there for six hours,

703
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: doubled up. I had a great vine second line that's

704
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,240
Speaker 1: the seminal. I doubled up at the St. Charles Casino.

705
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 1: I got and he made some Saturday made Sunday night,

706
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 1: he made some money. He slept. I doubled up at

707
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: the one to for three hundred boy good night nice.

708
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: And then he also went to the Holiday Inn. Didn't

709
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,439
Speaker 1: get a room, just slept in his car. Why would

710
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: you stay at the holiday and parking lot, because well,

711
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: my goal was you can stay in the rooms. But

712
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 1: my goal was to only get him out till one night.

713
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: So Saturday night, I left house at five thirty, got

714
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 1: to the St. Louis, played poker until like four in

715
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,239
Speaker 1: the morning. That was my goal was three hour drive,

716
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 1: left eight at the Awful Waffle, got a little breakfast,

717
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 1: but I was fighting, you know, and I was like

718
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 1: I was starting to get over the name of the place.

719
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 1: There was just a bad waffle waffle house. You know

720
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 1: they called for what it does to your get life.

721
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 1: I thought it was really called the Awful Waffle. I

722
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: was like, the right name, No, the Awful Offle. You

723
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: get bubble guts, so when you get you never get

724
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: bubble guts. Did you have bubble guts at the game

725
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: bubb Yeah, I did. That's that was OK. Here's the

726
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 1: funny part. So Pitts gets to the day way. I'm

727
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,439
Speaker 1: second in line at the thing. I took a nap

728
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: in the holiday parking lot because I wanted holiday and

729
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: parking about because you can just you're safer. I'm exposed.

730
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,320
Speaker 1: I'm just sitting in my car. I mean yeah, I

731
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 1: can hide in between like campers, RVs and stuff. Nobody's

732
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 1: trying to hurt anybody. Like, I don't feel safe in

733
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 1: those rest areas. Like you're not a trucker where you

734
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: can load, you know, get back in your bed and

735
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: you can get your truck. Bubb, you're a six five

736
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: and fifty pound man. Check your backside, Bubb. No. I

737
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: slept for like forty five minutes. It was great. I

738
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: just wanted to be safe on the road. I didn't

739
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 1: feel safe, so I got back on the road. Felt great,

740
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 1: got a little power nap. When I got to the stadium,

741
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 1: it was perfect timing. I was like second in line,

742
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: second in line to get in the gates. Guys, this

743
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 1: is serious. This guy gates open at one time. So

744
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: did you sleep right there? That was the plan too,

745
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 1: but just couldn't. Something was coming up, you know, just

746
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: yea and no. No, this is before the gates are open.

747
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:30,359
Speaker 1: You don't tailgate. Yes, they do, as soon as they

748
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: put it in park. They're cracking beer. Doesn't open till

749
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 1: the stadium gates. No parking the parking lot gates not true. Yes,

750
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,840
Speaker 1: the parking lot. He's two and a half hours earlier.

751
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 1: For the parking lot. You still can't even get the

752
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: parking lot. No, that's a problem. So it's fine because

753
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: when the gates, everybody you're you're already inside of the

754
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,479
Speaker 1: venue when you're at the gate, if that makes any sense,

755
00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 1: you're not parking spot. No, I mean you're not. You

756
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: can still drink beer and put you you're not out

757
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 1: like on a pedestrian half of your state book. Yes,

758
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: so he gets in, he gets into his parking spot right,

759
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: and you think, okay, they actually open the gates about

760
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 1: half earlier. Everybody starts to laying on their horn and

761
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 1: there gets so many people in line that it gets

762
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: to the inner state and then they have to open

763
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:22,439
Speaker 1: the gates. You you must have parking right by the door. Yeah,

764
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 1: but if you if you go to Arrowhead, you think

765
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,399
Speaker 1: I like people under people that I that I go there.

766
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: Understand that when I say, they tell getting it's truly

767
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: an experience. It's not like anything else, Like it's like

768
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: an amusement park when I tell you, like it's a gates,

769
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 1: it's just a big bowl and Kaufman Stadium and Arrowhead

770
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 1: are both in there. And then they're just gates all

771
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: the way around it. And the cars just flood to

772
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: the gates and they're just waiting, just like you, just

773
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,959
Speaker 1: like you think of kids that amusement park, just waiting

774
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 1: to get in. And so they get so many cars

775
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: in line that he gets back to the interstates where

776
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 1: all the cars came from, and then they have to

777
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: open the gate. So he gets into the parking lot,

778
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 1: gets his parking spot. It's time to tailgate. But what

779
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 1: does brother do? He puts the sun shield up and

780
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:01,760
Speaker 1: goes to sleep. Okay, why don't I'm okay, I'm by myself.

781
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,919
Speaker 1: I don't have anybody. But let me tell you, though, brother,

782
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 1: I thought I very much could have tilgated with other people.

783
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 1: You gotta keep in mind, I'm I'm by myself. I'm

784
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 1: still responsible for three hours smell like cigarettes smoked from

785
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 1: the casino because I was upstairs and the non smoking

786
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: I would have left it. Brother. Listen. On Friday, I

787
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:23,280
Speaker 1: was thinking about you. I'm like, gosh, just thinking about

788
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,760
Speaker 1: Brother going to Kansas City because I saw your twitter.

789
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: You really took us along for the ride. It was journey,

790
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 1: the journey of photos and whatever, right, So I started thinking, like, man,

791
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 1: how cool is that? Like, I'm happy for Brother. He

792
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,840
Speaker 1: got a season tickets and I bet And I said,

793
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: thinking to myself, this dude's by himself. He's probably making

794
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: friends with everybody. Kansas City Nation is so excited to

795
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:49,320
Speaker 1: be back. Kansas Chiefs Kingdom is what they call themselves.

796
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 1: I mean, it's the first home game with fans. Oh

797
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:53,840
Speaker 1: my gosh, let's go by the end of the season.

798
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: You're making lifelong friends. That's what I was thinking. You're

799
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: telling That's what I'm telling. You got there and went

800
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: to sleep. But this is I'm a season ticket holder,

801
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 1: my first game, so I'm still trying to This was

802
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 1: my first No, not nervous, this was my first trip.

803
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 1: Hear me out. Here's why I didn't go away. I mean,

804
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 1: I didn't my my goal moving forward, I'm going to

805
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: have some sleep. I still had to drive three hours

806
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 1: after the game. I didn't even drink an alcohol. I

807
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 1: didn't ring it ala casino. That's a problem because I

808
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: didn't want my I didn't want my Monday drive to

809
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,959
Speaker 1: be ten hours. My goal along was after the game.

810
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: Every time the game's over, I'm gonna drive as far

811
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: as I can back two or three back. No, not

812
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 1: k I'm not gonna get pickled. I'm gonna drive back

813
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: towards home. That way, my Monday drive is shorter. I

814
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: just had to get some rest at some point in

815
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:41,840
Speaker 1: my day because when the game was over, I was

816
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:43,320
Speaker 1: going to be driving, and I figured that's where I

817
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 1: want to screen, because I'm right there with you every time.

818
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:47,399
Speaker 1: When I get there, I want to be I want

819
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 1: to grab Oh here's why I didn't get an opportunity.

820
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 1: Here's more more to the story. Riding gets a walk around,

821
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 1: and I just decided to rest. I tried to buy

822
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,760
Speaker 1: beer twice. The first time I went into a casees

823
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: I tried to buy beer, I was an hour and

824
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: a half for a I was like five already. It

825
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: was in the morning. Yeah, I was gonna have some

826
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: beer for when I got to the casino gates and

827
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: where I was you couldn't buy it until seven and

828
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 1: then I stopped. That's for your own Why don't you

829
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: try the arrowhead. They don't know that bub arrowhead. I

830
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: was dressed in all red and then and then I

831
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 1: stopped to Jackson County and there is nine and I

832
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,919
Speaker 1: was there at seven thirty. No, yea, I look real,

833
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: I look real blood. So you showed up to the

834
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: party with no beer? I didn't. I had no beer.

835
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: And the gentleman next to me gave me a more light,

836
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: so I had one Miller light. And then I just

837
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 1: chilled until ten thirty. And then at one thirty the

838
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: gates open, and then I went up to the wrong seat,

839
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,879
Speaker 1: and then brothers sat down. No tell him. You sat

840
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: down and you start talking to the people next to you,

841
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 1: making friends because you're in your season tickets. This is

842
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,439
Speaker 1: where you're citing a I'm in my season ticket, Bubb,

843
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 1: I walk up. I'm in I'm in three seven road

844
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 1: seat one sun is shining the opposite side of the

845
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 1: field because I'm on the hear in the shape. You know.

846
00:42:56,080 --> 00:43:00,479
Speaker 1: Bubb is telling everyone like season away from Nash, drop

847
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 1: all night, hit the poker table, love it the people.

848
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 1: Next year, they were season ticket holders we're just having fun.

849
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 1: Not sure. I guess I'll know next week. But so

850
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 1: you're talking to them, talking to them, talking to them,

851
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 1: having a good time. Yeah, a couple. Yeah, middle age

852
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 1: brought me. Huh, I don't know. She was taking all right,

853
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: So so having time. I didn't talk to her morning

854
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 1: she was on the other side of him. You know,

855
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: I didn't not talk to her. But most of the

856
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,839
Speaker 1: conversation she was sweet. She just she was I think

857
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: I don't know how much into football she was. Not

858
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 1: that she wasn't. I didn't talk football reading. No, she's

859
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: backed out in chief stuff. I just don't know if

860
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 1: she was some some women are in support of the

861
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: man somewhere there to cheer on the chief, right, So

862
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 1: you talked to them for how long? Uh, twenty or

863
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 1: thirty minutes because I was I wanted to get there

864
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 1: when the gates opened. This was one the chiefs on

865
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 1: the field and see them twenty minutes and then what happens? Um,

866
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 1: I wanted to go get a drink. You go get

867
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:53,760
Speaker 1: a drink, and how do I go down there? Cranbrand vodka.

868
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 1: They had little Chief souvenir cups, so my goal was

869
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: to get one each quarter so I could take four

870
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: back and have a four souvenir back. Um, so that's

871
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 1: what you go, and you what happened? So I go

872
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: down there, I get my drink. Uh, and then I

873
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: go back up to my seat and realized that I

874
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 1: am not in the right seat. So he made friends

875
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,919
Speaker 1: with people because he was in the wrong of my luck.

876
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: I did go make friends. I did go make friends.

877
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: One time. I go and make friends. Did you tell

878
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: them you apologize you were in the wrong seat, You

879
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 1: gotta can now go to your real seats? Or did

880
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: you just let him be? Did you just did you

881
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 1: just ghost them? Yeah? Did you ghost them? Now you'll

882
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 1: hear this. So I go, But did you go and say, hey, guys,

883
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 1: actually I'm in the wrong seat. I'm gonna go over

884
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: to my seat. So I, because I didn't go back

885
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 1: to them from going to get my drink, realized that

886
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 1: I was no, no, not at all. I realized that

887
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: it was my in my wrong seat. I checked my

888
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 1: seat for something or somebody had somebody on the Twitter

889
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: feed asked me about something. I checked my Twitter and

890
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: then I was like, okay, Andrew, you're an idiot. Keep

891
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: in mind, I'm sober The only thing I don't have

892
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: my body is you're telling me you didn't take one

893
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 1: sip of that. But I didn't have the creambery when

894
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: I sat on the wrong seasons. All right, So you

895
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 1: get your damn seat. I get to my seat and

896
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: I go up. This is where I meet Goldie. I

897
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:12,240
Speaker 1: sent you the picture. This is where Pitts is pickle

898
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:22,359
Speaker 1: commercial commercial. We are pausing right now, commercial pause roll.

899
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: So Pitts, the question was was Goldie hot? Is she hot?

900
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:31,879
Speaker 1: I sent the pick he did send you the pick

901
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 1: Gold is not hot. Gold is not hot, gold is

902
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: not even I sent you the video. Gold is not

903
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 1: even a she. Yeah, Goldie's not even. Goldie is a big,

904
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: big man, gold is huge. How much do you think

905
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 1: Goldie ways? Goldie? No disrespect, no distressing. Four and so

906
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: Goldie sitting next to you, I would say that I

907
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: speak from experience. You were there, brother. So Goldie sits

908
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 1: next to you in front of me, Oh okay, Goldie

909
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 1: sits what of you? What's the problem? Then? What what

910
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: is Pitts's pickle? Well, the pickle was for me. Uh

911
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 1: And this is my first year in this seat, and

912
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 1: I'm not stranger to knowing that people stand up in

913
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: the third level. Goldie never sat down. And it wasn't

914
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 1: everybody in our section standing up everybody. It was on

915
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,280
Speaker 1: the back of his church. So all you saw was personalized.

916
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 1: I saw it was about font uh, so I was

917
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: right there. Uh. I'm I'm struggling because it's a beautiful day,

918
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 1: like it's awesome. I'm sitting. Well, here's here's the struggles.

919
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: I'm sitting on about the twenty yard line. Fifteen or

920
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: twenty yard line, so I've got eighty yards to my

921
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,840
Speaker 1: right and Goldie, no, I just sto the I'm just

922
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: showing you where like the stadium is. To my right

923
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 1: is the most of the field, and he's in front

924
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: of me, and he's standing the whole time. I can't

925
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: stand because of my size. I know, I'm you know,

926
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,359
Speaker 1: I'm thin, and I guess, but I'm I'm tall. I'm

927
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: six four and the ladies behind me, they've paid the

928
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: same amoun money that I haven't. I'm not trying to

929
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,399
Speaker 1: be disrespectful, even if somebody else has forced me into

930
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 1: a tough position. In my mind, that doesn't allow me

931
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 1: to be disrespectful to somebody else. So I'm bobbing and

932
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: weaving like he stands and he's moving left and he's

933
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,839
Speaker 1: moving right like he's going because he's not comfortable because

934
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: he's large, and I'm he's standing on his left foot,

935
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: and then he stands on his right foot. So like

936
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: when the place starts, you'll just have to watch me.

937
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 1: You'll send that video. I start on my left and

938
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,919
Speaker 1: then like he'll go to snap the ball, and he did.

939
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 1: He doesn't stand still for longer than six seconds, and

940
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: then and you know how fast football moves, so then

941
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: he'll go to Dude, it's every play, so you can't

942
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: stand up. I can only see the game if there's

943
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 1: a huge play because because the whole stadium will stand

944
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: up right, Because you can't stand up because the ladies

945
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 1: behind you can't see you. I don't know about all that, Bob.

946
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: I feel like you could stand up when you're in a

947
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: a concert bub. That's what I did a couple of times,

948
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: just because there was stuff I didn't want to miss.

949
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 1: But dude, I'm listen. I know you are, but listen.

950
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: If you're at a concert and everyone in front of

951
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: you is standing up, that's how everyone ends up standing

952
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: up because they want a seat. In this case, Goldie

953
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 1: stood up the whole time, which means you should stand

954
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: up the whole time. I just don't think Goldie stood

955
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: up because he wanted to. Was my pickle I was in.

956
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 1: So did you say, hey, Goldie, do you mind like

957
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 1: sitting down? Or Golden? Like? How did you address I

958
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 1: would never did it? How did you address Golden? So

959
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: you just sat there and watched I missed the I

960
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 1: watched the first half on the JumboTron and the second

961
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: half I went back to the seat. I don't have

962
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,280
Speaker 1: a heart. You drove all the way to Kansas City.

963
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 1: He had two choices. He could watch Goldie or the jumbo.

964
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 1: I'm frustrated. I just don't have the heart. I agree, brother, dude,

965
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 1: I'm right there with it. I would give anything to

966
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: be the kind of person you are. And that was

967
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 1: a great game. That was a night game. And all

968
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 1: you watched was Goldie go left and right. Were there

969
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 1: any empty seats around where you could have moved dude,

970
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: because he wasn't standing because he wanted to Eddie. And

971
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: I don't have the heart to tell somebody he was

972
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: standing because he didn't fit in the seat. You'd had

973
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: a better view at Bubb's bubb. Now you could have

974
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 1: watched on your comp where I'm gonna really get where

975
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: I where I'll get into a pickle and I will

976
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,879
Speaker 1: say something because I did spend good money. I don't

977
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: know he's going to be I don't know if by

978
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:11,840
Speaker 1: the looks of it, look at Goldie. Goldie is definitely

979
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: a season ticket holder, got a personalized jersey. Goldie is

980
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 1: going to be there every single game. And if he is,

981
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: I probably still won't reach out to him. Okay, may

982
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,959
Speaker 1: say something like a stadium person. You watched the first

983
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 1: half on the jumbo tron. Then I tried to watch,

984
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 1: but unless it was like that's what I was trying

985
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 1: to tell you, that most of the fields on my right,

986
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: unless it was something on that side of the ball,

987
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 1: and I was I was stucked. You know, dude, every

988
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 1: single every person behind me saw me doing this. I

989
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 1: mean it was no secret everybody. I understandbody was sat

990
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 1: down but him. So the lady, how did you solve

991
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: your pickle? I told you, I stat there for the

992
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: first half, and then when it was over the second half,

993
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: I went in the restroom and went and got another drink,

994
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 1: and I went up to the wrong seat, and I

995
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 1: went over there to see if those seats were and

996
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 1: what he was in him you, I went over there

997
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: to those I went back to those people and I

998
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: was like, man, I was just coming to see if

999
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: the seat was She's like, actually, uh, these people were

1000
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: in these seats, but they left after the first quarter

1001
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 1: and they haven't been back. And I was like, well,

1002
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna take a chance because my seat. I'm

1003
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 1: having a tough time over here the yard line. And

1004
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: there we got another Goldie gold He's as big as

1005
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 1: you're saying he is. He probably should play on Sundays,

1006
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: but only probably. He can't move like they move on Sundays.

1007
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,359
Speaker 1: You just said, you know me, Yah, man, I don't

1008
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: want to hurt anybody's feelings. I don't know what's about

1009
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: hurting feelings, but yeah, I think I get you that

1010
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: you are right, But I'm not arguing that. I'm telling

1011
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 1: you what kind of personal I am and my inability

1012
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,240
Speaker 1: to do that. I'm inability. I don't have the ability

1013
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: to be confrontation. Guys, if you have a solution for

1014
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 1: Pitts's pickle sore loser, we are the sore Losers at

1015
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: gmail dot com. Hit us up or hit us on

1016
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: Twitter or the Facebook page, because I'd really like to

1017
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 1: know how people would handle this situation, because I think

1018
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,800
Speaker 1: you could have stood up, and if those ladies didn't

1019
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: like it, then they have to do they can stealing

1020
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 1: those lads like they were nice and not keep in mind,

1021
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 1: but let's let the listeners be aware of two things.

1022
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,399
Speaker 1: Not to toot my own horn. I used to be very,

1023
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: very large, So that take that into account when you

1024
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: consider why I didn't talk to Goldie. I used to

1025
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: be the size of people. Would people tell you things

1026
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 1: when you were that big. I wouldn't have stood up.

1027
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 1: I would have said into the seat because I would

1028
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:31,720
Speaker 1: have I would have known of my I agree with you.

1029
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: You have to keep in mind, I'm agreeing with everything

1030
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,959
Speaker 1: you're saying. Yes, I know that I should have done

1031
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: what I didn't do. So is Goldie physically able to Yes,

1032
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: he could fit in it. Of course he's not that big.

1033
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 1: I'm saying it wouldn't be comfortable for Goldie. I understood.

1034
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think the solution is saying

1035
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: anything to Goldie because Goldie has a right to stand out.

1036
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 1: Goldie paid for his ticket, so he can stand up,

1037
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 1: he can sit down. He can stand up and sit down.

1038
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: I don't or whatever stadium policy. There's no stadium policy

1039
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 1: sitting or standing. I don't know. That's what I said. No,

1040
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: there's not, there's not. So to me, Goldie's doing nothing wrong.

1041
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: I think it's on you to either decide to stand

1042
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 1: up or move. I would argue that because I'm not

1043
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: buying a standing spot in Arrowheads, but they're buying a seat.

1044
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 1: I would like to sit in my seat. If I

1045
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: don't get I'm not. I get what you're saying. But

1046
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 1: if I don't get to see the game from my seat,

1047
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 1: like you gotta understand what I'm logged on. And when

1048
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,839
Speaker 1: I buy my stadium seat, they show me the view

1049
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 1: from my seat. That's not when I sit in my seat.

1050
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: That's not the view. I got asked Abby if she

1051
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 1: could dial. I saw, but I understand that. But so

1052
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:46,439
Speaker 1: if he's sitting in your seat, the seat in front

1053
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 1: of you, and he's too tall, there's nothing. What happens

1054
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 1: You didn't play for a seat to see his back,

1055
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,279
Speaker 1: it's the same thing. Then you would stand up, right,

1056
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: So then the person how do you realize how tall

1057
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: he would have to be to make your point valid. No,

1058
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,400
Speaker 1: my mom is five ft two. I'm just saying, do

1059
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 1: you have to realize how tall he would have to

1060
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 1: be for me? Not? I'm not talking about you. I'm

1061
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: just talking in general. You're saying I didn't pay for

1062
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 1: a stand up I paid for You can't take somebody's

1063
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 1: height into account when you're just saying stand or sit,

1064
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 1: you can take their girth though. Shut up. I said

1065
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: I told you this off air, and I'm gonna say

1066
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,360
Speaker 1: it on air because that's what a man would do.

1067
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,400
Speaker 1: The first thing I would have said to Goldie is

1068
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 1: I have said, please sit down, Goldie, and Goldie if

1069
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: he would have put up any sort of give me

1070
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:39,319
Speaker 1: some gruff, guff uh friction, sorry, I would have said, um, bay,

1071
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 1: my wife, please step aside to the aisle. Also, please

1072
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 1: take my jersey, and I would have started to slowly

1073
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 1: beat Goldie's ass with a stick. No person stands up

1074
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 1: when nobody else is standing around them and then disrespects

1075
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 1: you when you tell them to sit down. Pitch, you

1076
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 1: really needed to tell him to sit down. I can't

1077
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 1: believe you dealt with that, not one quarter, but two quarters.

1078
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:04,320
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have dealt with it for two seconds. Here's

1079
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: my argument. Ray and I went to the Predators Game

1080
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 1: seven of the second round series against the Winnipeg Jets

1081
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago. It was and Ray and

1082
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 1: I were standing up and everybody is yelling at us

1083
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 1: to sit down, and I was like, you guys, do

1084
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:21,319
Speaker 1: understand it is game seven, second period, it's tied one

1085
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:24,279
Speaker 1: to one. Like, I'm sorry, there is nothing wrong with

1086
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 1: standing up at a game, a concert or whatever. It

1087
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 1: may be uncomfortable for you because you can't see, then

1088
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: stand the damn up, or I would totally agree with

1089
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 1: you that the game for everybody to stand up. For sure. No,

1090
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 1: but you can stand up as long as you were

1091
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 1: talking about the entire game, I don't care. It's on you.

1092
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 1: It's on you to stand up. It's on you to

1093
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 1: stand up or move. That's it. Then I think it's

1094
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,799
Speaker 1: on Arrowhead to provide me with another seat, or you

1095
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: just go. You gotta stand in the aisle, in the

1096
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,919
Speaker 1: standing in the all then you gotta tell him he again.

1097
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,840
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to take any kind of freedoms away

1098
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 1: from Goldie. All I'm trying to do is it sounds

1099
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 1: like you're trying to defend him more than you're trying

1100
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: to give me an opportunity to get what I paid for.

1101
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to figure something out, brother, because you're

1102
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,839
Speaker 1: gonna be dealing with this every single and I think

1103
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 1: I don't think you can make right right. You can't

1104
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 1: make him sit down until you until you ask him, Hey,

1105
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,399
Speaker 1: until you ask him, until you sit down, and then

1106
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 1: you start swinging right right, That's how you make somebody

1107
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 1: sit down. No, No, you don't have to swing. You

1108
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 1: just wait till he turns his back and then you

1109
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:26,760
Speaker 1: push him over. And he was coumbling down the stairs.

1110
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,799
Speaker 1: I would really just be friends with gold You can

1111
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 1: always start with throwing your vodka red Bull in his face.

1112
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 1: You could do that, are you are? You can just

1113
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 1: yell down in front, front down, in front down, but

1114
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,759
Speaker 1: you shield your voice, but it doesn't so you don't

1115
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 1: know it cover your sit down. There's no window, Goldie, bitch,

1116
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,919
Speaker 1: there's no in between for me. Like you talk about

1117
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 1: polite and all that stuff, I'm a hundred percent on

1118
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 1: that side. But when I go from that side to yours,

1119
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 1: that's where I struggle. That's why I try not to

1120
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 1: turn it it's not I get mad. I'll either be

1121
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 1: you know, I'll get nice or frustrated. God bless issues

1122
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: with the phone. Guys were already at an hour. But

1123
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 1: I am saying this. We weren't at a symphony. We

1124
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 1: were not at a church at a football game. So

1125
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:25,359
Speaker 1: he's gonna be barbaric and stand up. You're gonna be

1126
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:29,400
Speaker 1: barbaric and approach him with a very stern vocal lesson

1127
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: or vocabulary burial service, and you annihilate his ass, and

1128
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 1: then you see how's going? Man? I got a question

1129
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,840
Speaker 1: for you. So I was at the game on Sunday

1130
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 1: against the Browns, and and so I had a I'm

1131
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,840
Speaker 1: a season ticket holder. It's my first season having season tickets.

1132
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 1: And Goldie was the guy standing in front of me,

1133
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: had a personalized jersey, and he stood up the entire game,

1134
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,759
Speaker 1: and so I had a hard time scene. So I

1135
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 1: had to dodge left, dodge right, and I mean I

1136
00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 1: just couldn't see around him. So I just wanted to

1137
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 1: know what the policy is of arrowhead, if like he

1138
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: has to sit down or he's allowed to stand up

1139
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 1: and block my view try and get a freeby Yeah,

1140
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 1: I mean, there is no like stadium policy on the

1141
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 1: standing or sitting or kind of what you have to do.

1142
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 1: I mean we understanding like you would have to stand

1143
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 1: the see and stuff like that, but there's nothing that

1144
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 1: we can do because even know it's unnaming. I mean

1145
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 1: it's on that I guess when we go to change

1146
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 1: your seats or movie. Yeah, okay, yeah I didn't. I

1147
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 1: just didn't know if there was something like if I'm

1148
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 1: supposed to get an usher or if I'm just supposed

1149
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 1: to deal with it, like am I supposed to like

1150
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 1: kick his ass? Or yeah, we can do because I

1151
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 1: mean he's as long as he's disturbing other people besides

1152
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 1: the standing. Um, I mean it's just what if he's

1153
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 1: keeping other people fromthing we do because the many not

1154
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 1: a football game. Yeah, so you're asking the same question.

1155
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 1: And so since I had to watch the first half

1156
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 1: on the jumbo truck because I couldn't see around, Goldie,

1157
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:18,160
Speaker 1: Can I get a pat my home signball anything? I mean,

1158
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 1: we we don't do stuff anything. Can I get like

1159
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 1: a blade of grass? I mean I can put in

1160
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 1: your account, but we have stuff like that. Yeah, we

1161
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 1: need gifts certificates or something like a gift certificate to

1162
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 1: the gift shop. I mean I can, Yes, yes, that's

1163
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do. Yeah, I have to call you

1164
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 1: back because people are out of lunch. At lunch oh

1165
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 1: there they abobs barbecue alright, alright, well yeah, I I

1166
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 1: just wanted to call and see what if there was

1167
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,479
Speaker 1: like a policy about him having to sit down, because

1168
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:58,919
Speaker 1: if I stand up, then the ladies behind meat couldn't see,

1169
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 1: and I feel bad. Should I just say those ladies

1170
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 1: and stand up? Is that what you I mean? I mean,

1171
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 1: that's that's pretty much all that right now. Now, I

1172
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:15,919
Speaker 1: was upper level, upper level. We're talking three hundreds po.

1173
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:20,120
Speaker 1: That's how it was for me, little key flex sit

1174
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 1: up in front of me obviously, for me to build

1175
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 1: this got to stand up with because people behind me

1176
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 1: to stand up. I mean, it's just one of those

1177
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:27,680
Speaker 1: things that. Yeah, but that's what I mean to me,

1178
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 1: that's the joy of being at Arrowhead. Everybody. Yeah, yeah,

1179
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 1: because I when I when I bought a seat, I

1180
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 1: didn't buy a stand up. I bought a seat. That

1181
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 1: was kind of my thing. But I mean maybe I'm

1182
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 1: just you know, old and grumpy. I mean, I get

1183
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 1: what you're saying, and there's nothing that we can yeah,

1184
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 1: you can give his k okay all right? Uh? Can can? Can?

1185
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,480
Speaker 1: I like flip the coin at the next home game,

1186
00:59:54,560 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 1: like as a that's a good fake laugh really much? Okay,

1187
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 1: all right? And if you can when you talk to

1188
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 1: Andy Read today, can you tell him to give Edwards

1189
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 1: a layer of the ball more because he's on my

1190
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 1: fantasy team? All right? Thank you, jeft certificates. Oh and

1191
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,920
Speaker 1: don't forget my gift or twos. Brother. It sounds like

1192
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 1: you just exactly what it sounds like. It sounds like

1193
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 1: he needs to stand dress. I'm not a the ladies

1194
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 1: behind you. I'm not trying to get anything. So they

1195
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 1: may be able to move you stand I don't. That's fine.

1196
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 1: If they want to move me, I would rather So

1197
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:41,360
Speaker 1: here's the situation right now. Here's another thing is we

1198
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 1: can get you the contact you need to send a

1199
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 1: letter and a picture of Fatty's big ass. You got

1200
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 1: better seats. I bet you're in the lower deck, I guarantee.

1201
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 1: But like, and you know how you guys talking about

1202
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 1: people are staying like you know how lunch box he

1203
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 1: made his his parallel to being at the hockey game

1204
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:56,439
Speaker 1: and how guys there's an environment like when it's third

1205
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 1: down in ten and you're at home and there you know,

1206
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 1: everybody's standing. Dude, we're talking. His buddy didn't stand worked

1207
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 1: think of the third level. Goldie was the only brother.

1208
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 1: That's embarrassing. That's what I meant by that. I wasn't

1209
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 1: saying like I'm just saying like the entire the entire

1210
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 1: rain was sitting down. He was the only guy standing.

1211
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter just because if there

1212
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:24,920
Speaker 1: was everybody, it wasn't an environmental stand. It wasn't like

1213
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 1: a okay, so maybe he buys a ticket but he

1214
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 1: can't fit the seat, so he stands. It doesn't matter

1215
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:32,919
Speaker 1: he compared to me. Dude, I just slipped a disc

1216
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 1: in my back and drove eight hours and spent two

1217
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 1: thousand Guys, here's what it is. Everybody has different demands.

1218
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 1: How did they accommodate people that are handicapped? They give

1219
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 1: them a special seat. You had a very bad situation

1220
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 1: where a guy was in front of you for two quarters.

1221
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:51,480
Speaker 1: They need to make it right, and I think they're

1222
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 1: going to yeh. I just want to say he does

1223
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: have the right to stand up, But guess what, that

1224
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 1: ain't right. That's going annoying. Okay, so you need to

1225
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 1: make it right, Kansas City Chiefs and give Pitts a

1226
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 1: better seat. Goldie, for god's sakes, needs to do something.

1227
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 1: They need to put Goldie in the aisle Odds Goldie

1228
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:13,080
Speaker 1: at the next next game. So I don't know if

1229
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:17,840
Speaker 1: Pitts were next necessarily like season ticket seats were they? Yeah?

1230
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all those I would say, the three hundreds

1231
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:23,320
Speaker 1: or more season tickets in the lower level, you know,

1232
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:26,160
Speaker 1: the bigger money than that. I mean that guy, the

1233
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 1: guy that I just taught to was in the lower bone.

1234
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 1: Was the same thing when people would stand, Dude, I

1235
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:33,440
Speaker 1: just got third level because of the view. Like, if

1236
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 1: I wanted that environ right, if I wanted the view

1237
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 1: that I had for for from that game, I could

1238
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:39,640
Speaker 1: have bought my season to get in the lower level.

1239
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,360
Speaker 1: I've had that. I don't want that. You want to

1240
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 1: be up there to write and complain to the Kansas

1241
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 1: City Chiefs. Call back a great time, called back, They'll

1242
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 1: be done with lunch here in thirty minutes. I would be.

1243
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 1: I would be happy with taking my seat, my wrong seat,

1244
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 1: enjoyed that. You gotta love corporate America. All our people

1245
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:58,040
Speaker 1: are at lunch. Then you know what, why even when

1246
01:02:58,040 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 1: you caught my request, I got a question on it.

1247
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: But he's not at lunch, So why didn't he help me? Yeah,

1248
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 1: I mean he goes everybody's at lunch. Well you answered,

1249
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 1: so the entire staff is at lunch. Okay, okay, great?

1250
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,400
Speaker 1: Are they at Bubbs? No? No, they're not. Well we

1251
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 1: made up bubbs. I hope they're not at bubbs. We

1252
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:23,520
Speaker 1: had it's made believe, man, that was good. Pitts his pickle.

1253
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 1: That was good man, Good to see it, and I'm

1254
01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:28,120
Speaker 1: good take care of it's always bad stuff. Come and

1255
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 1: talk good stuff. We had pizzas pickle and his butt

1256
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 1: hole was puckered. That was all Sunday, coach, is your

1257
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:35,000
Speaker 1: butt hole still pucker? Bub It's a good game. We

1258
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:37,560
Speaker 1: played a great football team. Are you still puckering? Um?

1259
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:39,960
Speaker 1: Are you loose now? Um? No? I mean I'm gonna

1260
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:41,560
Speaker 1: be pucking for the end of that. I'll be pucker

1261
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Speaker 1: to February. Happy Wednesday. Got thank you. We don't even

1262
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:50,200
Speaker 1: get to do my DraftKings dilemma because it's okay, coach,

1263
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:53,440
Speaker 1: it probably wasn't even that good. That was That was

1264
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 1: actually just a fill in segment. No, there's no fill

1265
01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:59,560
Speaker 1: in segments on this show. More sports, less lifestyle, though

1266
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 1: that is good. Did it was another sports segment and

1267
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:03,440
Speaker 1: we got to stay pick whole bunch. Yeah, and we

1268
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:05,600
Speaker 1: didn't decide on our cowboys. Bet we'll decide on Friday.

1269
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 1: What do you mean I already did it? What already

1270
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:11,360
Speaker 1: placed it? Because I placed mine? Oh you did? Yeah?

1271
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:15,680
Speaker 1: Five bucks? Because I I know it's still three, but

1272
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:17,560
Speaker 1: I have a few reasons of why. And we're talking

1273
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:20,640
Speaker 1: about that Friday. So all right, have a good Wednesday, guys,

1274
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 1: Happy humpday. Green team, no game tonight. We gotta buy

1275
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 1: thanks coaching. None of them are listening. Nobody cares, no,

1276
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:27,760
Speaker 1: but everybody wants to know how the Green teams doing.

1277
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 1: We're want to know on the new season. And we

1278
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:31,479
Speaker 1: have a bye the second week because there's not enough teams.

1279
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 1: I guess in the league a lot of interest. Yeah,

1280
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:45,200
Speaker 1: all right, all right, bye, brother, goodbye. It's gonna stand

1281
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:48,600
Speaker 1: up the rest of the season. I think it gets

1282
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:50,880
Speaker 1: new seats and I guarantee they give him a discount

1283
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,960
Speaker 1: on something. I think. I don't know. If you don't

1284
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,560
Speaker 1: know the customer service at every business in America, you're

1285
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 1: doing yourself a disservice. That was the customer service coach.

1286
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:01,520
Speaker 1: They were all unch outlook going above him. That was

1287
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:03,439
Speaker 1: the boss. That was the guy that answers the phones

1288
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:07,640
Speaker 1: when nobody else around. He's not who we're trying for. Gosh,

1289
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:11,080
Speaker 1: everyone's gone, I'm sorry. Yeah, there's just nothing we can

1290
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 1: do to lunch. Technically, they're they're entitled to stand the

1291
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:17,240
Speaker 1: whole time. I like his I like his answer. Hey,

1292
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:19,200
Speaker 1: can I get a Patty Mahome signed football? We can't

1293
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:21,160
Speaker 1: do that. Can I get a play of grass? Well?

1294
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 1: I could put a note in your file and I

1295
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 1: have lunch with Patty. That'd be nice. And I mean, hey,

1296
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:28,800
Speaker 1: look for Edwards Layer to have a big game this

1297
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:30,280
Speaker 1: weekend because he's gonna talk to Andy Reid.