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Speaker 1: Found my friend cheating on his girlfriend from Reddit. Oh wow, joints.

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Speaker 2: Reddit being the thing that exposes you no good.

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Speaker 1: Worst way to find out this comes from CQ, who says, I,

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Speaker 1: thirty female, have a friend thirty two male of a

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Speaker 1: few years. He's been dating his twenty six female girlfriend

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Speaker 1: I called him to catch up recently and he confirmed

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Speaker 1: with him. However, that same day, I went to Reddit

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Speaker 1: to explore the local hookup and NSFW forms in my

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Speaker 1: location for context. I'm single, and I'm a curious lady

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Speaker 1: who likes to read the local juice low. However, that's

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Speaker 1: when I saw it, a glaring waiter pic with the

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Speaker 1: title let's hook up? Oh no, did you recognize it?

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Speaker 3: What? Oh?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Of course, Okay, here we go. Of course I have

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Speaker 1: not seen this particular wiener his wiener, but I noticed

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Speaker 1: the username Mike Laylow nineteen ninety one. That sounds like

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Speaker 1: a grimy Reddit user name too. Yeah, he literally used

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Speaker 1: his real name and date of birth in the user name.

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Speaker 1: No dude, bro bro snitched on himself.

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Speaker 2: I thought Mike Laylow was like, I'm Mike, like the

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Speaker 2: lay Low.

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Speaker 1: I guess that's literally your no.

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Speaker 4: I mean his name is probably Mike. It's probably not Laylo.

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Speaker 4: Could be no, his name is Mike and.

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Speaker 2: Michael Layla nineteen ninety one, Mike Laylo. It sounds like

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Speaker 1: I feel like if I saw, I feel like it's

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Speaker 1: Runs nineteen ninety seven, I don't think I would think

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Speaker 2: Like, oh, snap, yeah a lot with people.

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Speaker 1: Because she's not thinking of him in this context, but

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Speaker 1: then sees anyways, she's what is the comments? You guys

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Speaker 1: think this is the last name or not? Anyway. I

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Speaker 1: didn't think this was proof enough, so I clicked on

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Speaker 1: his profile to see his Reddit history of posting, and

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Speaker 1: sure enough, he had Numero was supposed describing his life,

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Speaker 1: property and businesses. We live in a very small area

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Speaker 1: and his property assets in business are unique and obvious.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, his whole life is about to implode.

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Speaker 1: I went to the girlfriend's Facebook and she just posted

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Speaker 1: He was previously married and they were swingers. I had

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Speaker 1: no idea if his current girlfriend was into that. WHOA,

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Speaker 1: So it could be possibly okay given the past history. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I messaged him from a throwaway and asked to

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Speaker 1: hook up exposing we are we are going incognito right now.

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Speaker 2: This is the friend. This is the friend trying to expose.

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Speaker 1: Weather Fu trading on the girlfriend in full trading right now,

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Speaker 1: secret counture cover agent. I inquired if he was single

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Speaker 1: or if we needed to be discreet. Keith confirmed it

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Speaker 1: needed to be discreet, and soon as his window to

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Speaker 1: host was closing. I mean that is really how you

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Speaker 1: get him, because his window.

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Speaker 2: To host is that like by way, my girlfriend's coming back, Like.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I only have a few more days that you

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Speaker 2: Also, chat is crazy. Someone already Valley Lily is like,

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Speaker 2: found more than one Mike Lailow on Facebook. So it's

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Speaker 2: the last name'll y'all are detectives over here.

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Speaker 1: Screw the CIA. Okay, story time chat on the case.

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Speaker 1: You guys are amazing.

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Speaker 4: Someone else said it could be Mike Lowe is his name,

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Speaker 4: and it's like a play on.

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Speaker 2: True like professor Laslow or with Laslow's camp Plasma camp Laslow.

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Speaker 2: It might be Professor too, so I know it's Camplasow.

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Speaker 1: As I was thinking about, I don't know what to

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Speaker 1: do Morally, I don't necessarily care if I lose the friendship,

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Speaker 1: as he has already shared some misogynistic views lately that

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Speaker 4: Wow, the guy posting wiener picks on the internet has

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Speaker 4: misogynistic views?

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Speaker 1: What what? Moreover, I don't know his girlfriend well and

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Speaker 1: my time. So Reddit, what do I do tell her?

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Speaker 1: Don't get involved? Is there a way to message her anonymously?

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Speaker 1: I have the receipts, the names and ages have been changed,

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Speaker 1: of course, And I'm gonna pause right there because we

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Speaker 1: That's you're not we mentioned this the other way?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, easy, easy, We're pros at this. By point

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Speaker 2: message anonyously, create like a fake Instagram or a fake Facebook,

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Speaker 2: Your your moral conscious is clear, and your social mobility

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Speaker 2: is still intact.

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Speaker 1: Throw us a scenario we haven't seen yet. I dare you.

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Speaker 1: I literally dare you. We're like that.

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Speaker 4: Have you guys seen those videos of the guy who

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Speaker 4: bakes and he's like, I don't know how to bake,

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Speaker 4: but I'm proving that baking is easy by baking the

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Speaker 4: that's what we are.

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Speaker 2: But that's what we are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, except we've baked three thousand paste, so.

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Speaker 4: We do know how to bake.

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Speaker 1: So we do know how to do we do.

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Speaker 2: We're so good at this that we can like predict

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Speaker 2: what's going to happen every time every time. I'm just saying, yeah,

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Speaker 2: the same, big fine.

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Speaker 1: I'm just put put the story in our discord, in

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Speaker 1: our separate I'm just daring you. Anyways, we have some

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Speaker 1: her screenshot his posting history, screenshot the d pic with

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Speaker 1: and trying to do it with random chicks anonymously, which

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Speaker 1: As for anonymously messaging her, easy, make a Facebook that

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Speaker 1: opie response. I agree, trying to navigate making an anonymous Facebook,

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Speaker 1: but Facebook is messing with me. I made an IG

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Speaker 2: That was Did we not say that?

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Speaker 1: We did? We said that. We said the message to

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Speaker 1: there we go, Ah call back. I took screenshots of

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Speaker 1: She responded and asked for the proof. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: I gave her all the evidence and told her the

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Speaker 1: see this being a very nerve wracking experience, Like we

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Speaker 1: go live sometimes and we're you know, we got butterflies

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Speaker 2: Nervous and certain because you guys give us butterflies in

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Speaker 1: But we have a final quick update to close us

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Speaker 1: out here, I told her on the Thoroughway account, I

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Speaker 1: I deleted all my Thoroughway accounts. What's done is done.

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Speaker 2: Wait, so am I understanding this right? That he like

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Speaker 2: he saw the message and they were hanging out right now,

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Speaker 1: So basically, no, let me double check. But I believe

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Speaker 2: So OP is like, my work here is done.

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Speaker 1: I think you've done what you needed to do, very

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Speaker 2: I think it's like there's a certain point that you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Bethany says she did her part. Op showed what

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Speaker 1: she had. You literally gave her everything that she had,

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Speaker 1: You give all the evidence that you have.

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Speaker 2: But I think that's where we should end the episode.

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Speaker 2: That's a rapid doodle do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So wait, where where do we end on? Should we

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Speaker 5: You know?

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Speaker 1: I think I know we've bounced back and forth on this,

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Speaker 1: but I think yes, because the one caveat scenario has

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Speaker 1: I think. I think the anonymous message is when you

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Speaker 1: are sure of cheating, the anonymous message. If you want

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Speaker 1: to be like the more, more most moral person you can,

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Speaker 1: anonymous message is the best way to go. So I think, yeah,

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Speaker 1: We love you and see you tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: This is an episode from Deep Within the Archives.

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Speaker 1: Time for okop Rewlam. I'm so confused because she said

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Speaker 1: the baby's mine, but I'm infertile. So I hacked into

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Speaker 1: her phone and here's what I found. You know, when

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Speaker 1: you are infertile, you gotta do a little bit of research.

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Speaker 1: I did you know what I mean? If you're if

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Speaker 1: your berries ain't juicing, you know what I mean? The

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Speaker 1: different from the berries that you normally cultivate. Let's say

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Speaker 1: you're a boys and berry farmer. Of course that's what

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Speaker 1: your to find, boys and berries, But what if you

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Speaker 1: find a BlackBerry? Whoa you know? And I heard blackberries

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Speaker 1: are way bigger than boys and beerry.

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Speaker 2: They are that they are. It's like three times the size.

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Speaker 2: You can't compete.

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Speaker 1: You can't compete.

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Speaker 2: You might as well give your farm to the BlackBerry farmer.

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Speaker 1: You might as well. You might as well just give up.

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Speaker 2: And that's what I did.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's why I know the longer own. Like, have

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Speaker 1: I ever told you about my BlackBerry farm? No? Well

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Speaker 1: not anymore? Yeah, and gave it away. Gave it away,

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Speaker 1: also my boys and berry farm. Wow, all the farms.

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Speaker 1: That's really tragic, I know, but you know it's not tragic.

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Speaker 1: We have we have our boy Riley here.

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Speaker 2: Riley, welcome to the pod.

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Speaker 3: Yes, thank you for having me. I've been such a

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Speaker 1: Yes, sir, Riley is the new COO of OKOP, big

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Speaker 1: he's here all weekend. We're having a good time and

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Speaker 1: uh you stick around to the end. We are literally

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Speaker 1: going to take over Riley's hine account and just do

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Speaker 1: whatever we want with it. We're gonna say whatever we

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Speaker 1: want to these women. Yes, yes, and we are not

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: When the police come knocking in Riley's door, he's gonna

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yes, you guys did say, like on the contract,

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Speaker 6: like sun as fast as you can that like.

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Speaker 2: That exactly included, exactly sign your life.

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Speaker 3: You can't.

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Speaker 1: We can't have you looking over any details, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. That's that's how we operate. We signed

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Speaker 1: your life over to us. That's your love life too,

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Speaker 1: regular life and love life. Your children are like actually

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Speaker 1: our children. Yeah, we're your fathers. You were your daddy's

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Speaker 1: and we want you to refer to us as such. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and but only in this tone. Daddy, daddy, I'm that up,

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Speaker 1: won't We won't torture this poor kid anymore. Let's get

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Speaker 1: into the story. Let's get into let's get into all right.

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Speaker 1: The title basically says it all. It does.

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Speaker 2: I twenty seven male, found out my wife, twenty six female,

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Speaker 2: after seeing her messages pop up while setting up my new.

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Speaker 1: Phone, found out she's she's cheating rough. Gotta love those

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Speaker 1: Apple backups. Maybe.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So actually we're gonna do a backstory right now.

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Speaker 2: We're going in the time machine. Is your seatbelt on?

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Speaker 2: It all happened when I.

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Speaker 1: Suffered a terrible skateboarding accident at fifteen that unfortunately left

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Speaker 1: me one hundred percent sterile. Oh, like the parts responsible

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Speaker 1: for the baby batter got removed and replaced with Prosta,

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Speaker 1: it's just like yeah, there you God, let's turn lemons

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Speaker 1: so can you make them.

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Speaker 2: Tennis ball sides?

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Speaker 1: Man's man's just walking around with basketballs in his pants.

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Speaker 1: It's like, su babe, Yeah, there's sterile bo boy do

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Speaker 1: they wear? He's like paper thin. It's like it's like, uh,

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Speaker 1: it's like those crazy like those snapchat thumbnails where a

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Speaker 2: Does the skin get like stretched out?

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Speaker 1: So it has to be bad, dude, it has to be.

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine that's good for your skin, right, No? No,

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Speaker 1: I guess like people like gain a lot of weight

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Speaker 3: Take it like from other parts of you, like from.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I would rather have like a I think I would.

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Speaker 2: I actually think I wouldn't get a ball replaced. I

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Speaker 2: I would just keep them removed. Yeah, I kind of like,

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Speaker 1: What having like like foreign having balls, bionic balls? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I actually that sounds sick. I changed my mind, but

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Speaker 1: it sounds shooting lazers like, sorry, babe. Necessarily I would.

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Speaker 2: Want no balls because then I would be like, you know,

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Speaker 2: like those Kung Fu guys that just like hit their

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Speaker 1: The bro, I'm already there and they're all he's doing.

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Speaker 1: He's like, no testicles, no testicles. One simple secret.

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Speaker 2: Well, anyway, to reiterate, like the parts responsible for the

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Speaker 2: no chance this kid is my kid.

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Speaker 1: After I explained that I'm not capable having children.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the best way to solve your problems.

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Speaker 2: Avoid all that shit. Just get drunk with your homies.

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Speaker 3: Why go to therapy when you drink and drive?

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Speaker 1: Hey, that is what I have always said. That's kind

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Speaker 1: of ready to ceo, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what to do. Any advice drink and drive?

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Speaker 2: Maybe you know Carrie problems in heavens? Oh my god, Eta,

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Speaker 2: I'm on the spectrum, so dealing with emotions is not

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Speaker 1: The spectrum?

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Speaker 2: The spectrum, yes, the sexuality spectrum, the mental spectrum. Mental spectrum. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's my favorite kind. I just want to ghost her

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Speaker 2: but more specifically, the okop should.

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Speaker 1: That there is literally no one better qualified on planet

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Speaker 2: It's just not even close. Okay, So what do you

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Speaker 1: I think he should go back and he's like to

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Speaker 1: bring those big old balls down. And you've heard of

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Speaker 1: like King the car are right, I think you like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he should, like you know how, like

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Speaker 2: pimp out your testicles. Wow, pimp my test Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: my test is get something like hit diamond studded s

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Speaker 2: prme testicles. All right, you're going you're you're in your lowrider, right,

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Speaker 2: you know you got your instead of your you know

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Speaker 1: Hang your testicles, throw throw you over the review.

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Speaker 2: And your wife's on the freeway. She catches a glimpse

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Speaker 2: of that fat sack and she's like, damn could have.

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Speaker 1: Had those all that. Wow, dude, that's that's how you

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Speaker 1: make a woman jealous.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, would you do?

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Speaker 3: What would you do?

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Speaker 1: Riley Man?

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Speaker 6: So, given the circumstances, honestly, maybe like talking to her like, hey,

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Speaker 6: what what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to properly communicate with like empathy? This

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Speaker 3: So if I were to do this, I think I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna go down with John's route. Here, Sam's out.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry sorry, Sam's route. Definitely bring out the testes,

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Speaker 6: but you have to move to like where you can

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Speaker 6: show them off. I mean, yeah, you can like do

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Speaker 6: gonna get caught one day, move to a newdist beach

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Speaker 6: and then just like.

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Speaker 1: Really interesting town. Hue was dragging your balls in the sand.

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Speaker 6: Also, you can skateboard, like the word your worst nightmare

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Speaker 6: already came true. You already did some surgery out there.

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Speaker 6: They're protected like.

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Speaker 1: Crash until what if you put like airbagsrea your fall.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of genius that they just literally like blow

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Speaker 1: like whatever whatever they like. If it's like he's about

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Speaker 2: These are the inventions we need, so so real quick

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Speaker 2: on on your nudest colony, newest camp idea. I've been

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Speaker 2: a like there's this whole subculture of blinging out your

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Speaker 1: It was like a gold coil.

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Speaker 2: So blinging out your testicles might seem crazy, It ain't.

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Speaker 1: Wow, you know it ain't. That's that's that's that's a

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Speaker 2: Laying out your testes. But you know what else is

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Speaker 2: kind of crazy up here? Oh there's a freaking up day.

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Speaker 2: Let's get it all right.

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Speaker 1: So updates. After long and difficult talk with her and

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Speaker 1: file the papers with the county we're currently residing in.

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Speaker 1: We'll have to be separated for a year before we

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Speaker 1: when the baby is born.

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Speaker 2: In the meantime, we broke the lease, which she paid

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Speaker 2: for nice, and we'll have until January twentieth to clean

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Speaker 2: out the apartment and after that we'll go our separate ways.

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Speaker 1: January twentieth, Brother us in ten days. Yeah, whoa, whoa,

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Speaker 1: this is coming up.

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Speaker 2: My lawyer decided it would be best for her to

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Speaker 2: stay on my insurance until after the birth of the baby.

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Speaker 2: But I will not be going to appointments, nor will

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Speaker 2: as I'm concerned, we're gone and there's no chance of

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Speaker 2: reconciliation because cheating is an unforgivable sin in my book.

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Speaker 2: She fundamentally ruined my trust in her, and if we

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Speaker 2: stay together, I constantly be wondering if she'll do the

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Speaker 2: that in my life. It's like she does the same

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Speaker 2: thing again. She's like, by some miracle, you've been pregnated

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Speaker 2: blowing down test that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he has a bionic baby that also has

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Speaker 1: bionic testicles. So dude, half half human, half bionic testical

439
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:30,640
Speaker 1: half leaving tissue over metyal exoskeleton.

440
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Speaker 2: If you are unhappy, but you aren't capable of having

441
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:37,360
Speaker 2: a discussion with your partner, so He's like basically like, hey,

442
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,720
Speaker 2: if you're you're going to cheat or whatever, you can't

443
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,760
Speaker 2: you can't talk about that, and you can't like communicate

444
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 2: with your partner about your feelings and try to come

445
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,640
Speaker 2: to a resolution that not only benefits you but also

446
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,960
Speaker 2: your relationship. You're an emotionally immature person and we're not

447
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,560
Speaker 2: compatible together, which is true.

448
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,160
Speaker 1: Bro, Like, hey, pretty true.

449
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 2: It's fine to have thoughts, to be insecure at different

450
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:02,000
Speaker 2: points in the relationship. That happens in almost like all

451
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:05,160
Speaker 2: long term relationships, right, It's like there are ebbs and flows,

452
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:09,360
Speaker 2: people change, but the best relationships are ones that communicate

453
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Speaker 2: with each other.

454
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Speaker 1: That is true. And speaking of communicating with partners and relationships, yeah,

455
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Speaker 1: we would given unfettered access to build Riley a relationship

456
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Speaker 1: that we have right now.

457
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Speaker 2: We are literally going to plunge the depths of his

458
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Speaker 2: d MS and text these women unspeakable things.

459
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Speaker 1: Oh goodness. All right, first picture, he's covering half his

460
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Speaker 1: half his face. Nice, you'll never see me green flags

461
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Speaker 1: I look for if your dad has gray hair. Nice?

462
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Speaker 2: Nice advertising? Yeah, me and my blogging days. Okay, he's

463
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Speaker 2: got the toothbrush.

464
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Speaker 1: There you go. We're looking cute. Yeah, all right, low

465
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Speaker 1: key flex me average male.

466
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Speaker 2: Nice. It shows that he has friends, good.

467
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Speaker 1: Short friends, bitch boy friends. Oh yeah, that's actually kind

468
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Speaker 1: of funny. I didn't get a second too.

469
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like you have to put like a

470
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Speaker 2: if you put like a little like a measurement on

471
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Speaker 2: the side there.

472
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Speaker 1: Yeah. The one thing you should know about me is

473
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Speaker 1: I know where it is? Classic man? Why are you

474
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Speaker 1: king seriously like like for for my whole life?

475
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Speaker 2: My goodness, like a freaking Christopher Columbus, And I like

476
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Speaker 2: people like, Oh, I guess I found India.

477
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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe? Uh, guess where this photo was taken.

478
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Speaker 2: Uh, it's by beach Pacific Palisades. I wish you know

479
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 2: when to rotate. You should leave a comment when you

480
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 2: know when to rotate crops for your summer garden. Are

481
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 2: you a summer gardener, dude?

482
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Speaker 3: I am. I grew up Guardian gardening. Wow thumbs green

483
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Speaker 3: thumbs like our green thumbs.

484
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Speaker 6: Me and my great grandpa would just get out there

485
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Speaker 6: and just pick as many green beans as we could

486
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Speaker 6: until we fall fall down.

487
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Speaker 1: You should grow branded okayo PiZZ tomatoes, dude, just genetically

488
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Speaker 1: gmo that ships our faces like grow on the tomato sam.

489
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Speaker 3: Yeah.

490
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Speaker 1: Okay.

491
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Speaker 2: Also, that was the most southern sentence I've ever heard.

492
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 2: And my grandpa used to We used to grow green beans.

493
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Speaker 1: We talked the big man upstairs.

494
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Speaker 2: CUTI cutie me during fashion week. Amazing.

495
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Speaker 1: Okay, I would my one thing. I would actually put

496
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Speaker 1: this picture first. Yeah.

497
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Speaker 2: I feel like this is like you're covering up too

498
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Speaker 2: much of your face. Yeah, yeah, actually know I would

499
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Speaker 2: put this picture first.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go. Yeah, because like this is like

501
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Speaker 1: a more of a candid Yeah, can I be organized?

502
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 1: There we go. We're optimizing your hinge profile is our thumbnail. Okay,

503
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Speaker 1: so I'm gonna put this first. This.

504
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Speaker 2: I feel like this kind of makes you look like

505
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Speaker 2: a douchebag. Actually like toxic.

506
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 3: So I was like, okay, how do you like get toxic?

507
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Speaker 1: Yeah? There we go. You are in Los Angeles, after all,

508
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: I think here home home of toxic Kings. So I

509
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Speaker 1: actually think the one thing you should know about me,

510
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Speaker 1: I know where it is. I think that might turn

511
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Speaker 1: some some people off. Yeah, definitely, I think there, let's

512
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Speaker 1: change this one. The one thing you should know about

513
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Speaker 1: me is something sweet? Yeah, something sweet, Like there's lots

514
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Speaker 1: of sweet things about you.

515
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh ah, I'll get you in and out without

516
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Speaker 2: without you asking.

517
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Speaker 1: See how else to sounds suggested?

518
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Speaker 3: Right?

519
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 1: You're right, right, all right?

520
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 3: What do you think?

521
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Speaker 1: John?

522
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Speaker 4: Uh?

523
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Speaker 1: Maybe something like any anything like you live? You live

524
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Speaker 1: right next to your grandma. That's kind of sweet you

525
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 1: go over to her. I live next to my grandma, makes.

526
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:33,919
Speaker 3: Me sound like I still live like kind with my grandma.

527
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 2: I live next to my grandma, but not with my grandma.

528
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 1: Don't worry. If that's what you were thinking, that's funny.

529
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Speaker 1: Don't worry. I'm super sick. Don't worry. I'm dope as hell.

530
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: I live next to my grandma, but with my grandma

531
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Speaker 1: super nice. All right, all right, let's let's get to

532
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Speaker 1: the stuff we stayed the profile alright? All right? So

533
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 1: all right we got that first one. Yeah, there we go.

534
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put the grandma one.

535
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I love that. I love that for you.

536
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 2: Okay, so we stay at grandma the great first picture.

537
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,439
Speaker 2: I'll let next to my grandma, but not with my grandma.

538
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 2: Don't worry sick? Should I think we should do? Sick

539
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 2: with it?

540
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 1: One? K? Yeah? There we go? Yeah, so thing I

541
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: got COVID all right, okay, all right, Okay, here we go,

542
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 1: Camille like, hold on, jeez, hold on.

543
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's cute.

544
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 1: She's cute.

545
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, let's see.

546
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: So are we are we swiping or are we messaging? Here?

547
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 1: We can a message? We can message. There we go. Okay, okay,

548
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 1: so this is a match. I'll brag about you to

549
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 1: my friends if you're in tune with your emotions.

550
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. It was a warm summer day.

551
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah it was.

552
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 2: I was with my grandpa. Oh, grandpa, can I do

553
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna do dictation. There's warm summer day.

554
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 2: I was with my grandpa.

555
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:37,639
Speaker 1: Come on, let me do it. I was with my grandpa.

556
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: How do I do the thing? I was with my

557
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: grandpa picking beans? How do I do this this thing? Oh,

558
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: you're picking the wrong thing. It's a different microphone. This

559
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: is not this one to dictate. Hello, Oh you got

560
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 1: the new os. I don't know about that. All right, beans, okay,

561
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna up at the old fashioned way.

562
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: It was a warm summer day. I was.

563
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 2: Picking green beans, beans, picking green beans with my grandpa,

564
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 2: and I realized that one day he will be with

565
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 2: the beans. He will be one with the soil, one

566
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 2: with the soil, and so will I. Soon this chat

567
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 2: we have together will disappear into the ether of the internet,

568
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 2: the Internet. Oh shit, I can't do it anymore, so

569
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 2: will I? Okay, so we only have fifty characters or something. Okay,

570
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 2: there's warm Sumer day, I was picking green moves my grandpa,

571
00:29:58,760 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 2: and I realized it. One day he will be with

572
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 2: the beans. He will be one of the soil, and

573
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 2: so will I. Okay, wait, we need we need, we need,

574
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 2: we need to turn this.

575
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: You're you're marrying me. You're in the tone with the emotions.

576
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: I cried, but but I cried but in a manly way.

577
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: Oh nice touch, Please date me? Yeah wow, w is.

578
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 2: Like, okay, down, I think I think you're all right.

579
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. I need to see I need to see people

580
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: that have Okay, so these are these are the people

581
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 1: that we've matched with already. Uh oh oh, we got

582
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: some good ones. Oh yeah, you got you're good perfect,

583
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: all right, I got it. Yes, a lot of crops,

584
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: a lot of crops. Fans over here, all right. So

585
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: I'm looking at Wendy all right. Uh, I don't know.

586
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: I don't know how to rotate crops for my garden.

587
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: Maybe you could teach me, that's what she said. Yeah,

588
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: let's go.

589
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, you a voice memo?

590
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: No, no, no voice memo.

591
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 2: Can we not do a voice memo?

592
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 3: Oh?

593
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 1: I guess you can leave. Oh this is where you

594
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: do it text to speech. Oh, I see you're saying

595
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: that's weird. Did it work? Hello?

596
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 3: Hello?

597
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: Hello?

598
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 2: Is it working?

599
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 1: No, it's not. That's weird.

600
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 2: What if we did, like, what if we asked there?

601
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I'm a farmer and a girl on Tinder

602
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: asked me, said I don't know how to rotate my crops?

603
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: Can you maybe teach me? Response? That's actually a hilarious

604
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: show idea. That is so funny.

605
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 3: Okay, so what is it?

606
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm a farmer and a girl messaged me

607
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 1: on on Tender, saying, uh, I d k how to

608
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:15,479
Speaker 1: rotate crops for my garden. Yeah, but maybe you can

609
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: teach me. Maybe you can excuse ah, how should I respond?

610
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 1: Respond with something? Bertie? There we go, let's see any way.

611
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, h.

612
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: M hm Okay, I know my way around a field,

613
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: but something that tells me your but something tells me

614
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: your garden could could use a little more TLC than

615
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,719
Speaker 1: just a crop rotation.

616
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 2: Want me to show you my plowing technique?

617
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know we feel, but something tells

618
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: bro chatbt trying to get it. I don't mean we

619
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 1: ever a feel, but something tells me your garden needs

620
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:20,719
Speaker 1: uh needs a little What was that a little more

621
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: more TLC tender loving care?

622
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, then just crop rotation. Want me to show you

623
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 2: my plowing technique.

624
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 1: That this Gordon that chat GPT actually said that you don't.

625
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 2: And it added a winky face at the end. Want

626
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 2: me to show you my plowing technique.

627
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: And then if she responds, you're literally like and she

628
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: gets off flirt like, oh I am talking about the

629
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Speaker 1: John Deere RX nine thousand, Like what what are you

630
00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: speaking of? What else we got? Job? I was legendary

631
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: wow chat ChiPT chat for the way, No it doesn't.

632
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: That's okay, here we go. I want to I want

633
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: more crops on the other crops. Okay, here we go.

634
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 1: Only only only ever, only ever grown a few veggies.

635
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 1: But you can teach me how to rotate crops. These

636
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: girls want to know how to rotate crops.

637
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 2: Dang, I don't know.

638
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 1: Should we said in the same thing here let's let's

639
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,399
Speaker 1: let's see what chat GBT does. Okay, can you can

640
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: you text me the message think of that? Oh that's okay, sure,

641
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: we'll heart that.

642
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,240
Speaker 3: I don't think we can.

643
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: Thank you, JOm, what was it? Only ever grown a few?

644
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 1: Only ever grown a few veggies? But you can, but

645
00:34:54,960 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: you can not copy yet. I am too grow crops.

646
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 3: This is a game changer right.

647
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,760
Speaker 1: Here, chat ept.

648
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 3: This is only like the demo version of it.

649
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna be nuts when they when they

650
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: go all out, chatchy is gonna be slided into everyone's

651
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: d ms. Oh my god, the fuck that's where I

652
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 1: be going while you're doing that. And see if we

653
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: got any other any any any want to be farmers?

654
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 1: Over here? Wow? Every everyone wants you to start start

655
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 1: the chat over here. Oh this one looks like when

656
00:35:41,200 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 1: I can ruin. I love gluten. Where's gluten? Damn it? Gluten?

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Let's see appreciate vegan food with me.

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Speaker 2: It's cute.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, coming back to.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's always fun to try something new, and I'm

661
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 2: always looking for a gardening partner.

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Speaker 1: How about you and me start growing around little field

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Speaker 1: of dreams together winky face. I love that. Can you

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Speaker 1: text that to Riley? Aka me?

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Speaker 3: So dangerous?

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Speaker 1: I have a great idea. All right, else we got

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Speaker 1: I might do an original one for this one. I

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Speaker 1: just came up with a great ideas. Is that where

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Speaker 1: it shows up? We're just violating your privacy so hard?

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Speaker 1: Right now? Did you send it to me or Riley?

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Speaker 1: A nice? Oh? Here we go? Gotcha? The fuck? I

672
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Speaker 1: just yeah?

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Speaker 3: Is it overheating? We need to get at the Yeah, this.

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Speaker 1: Is so funny. I got a good one for this one.

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Speaker 1: I got a good one for this one. I actually

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Speaker 1: like no prompt because it's a blatant canvas, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? I could, I could, I can bring it.

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Speaker 1: I can bring it. She just said Hi, So now

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Speaker 1: now I'm now I'm coming in with the heater.

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Speaker 3: I was just like like, all day.

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Speaker 1: Boom, are you ready? Ye? All right? So the next

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Speaker 1: one is Brittany, who says, hi, two eyes. So I

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Speaker 1: am I am initiated. I'm taking the initiative. You're starting

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Speaker 1: the conversation. Hi, Brittany, you remind me of a gorgeous

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Speaker 1: okay ripe juicy tomato m that I harvested. How do

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Speaker 1: you spell tomato tomato that I harvested recently.

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Speaker 3: M hm, I am.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Changed.

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Speaker 1: We could probably wrap out of this one, please, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's for me it No, we'll have to have to

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Speaker 1: bring it back, dude, yes, every time you, yeah, you visit,

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Speaker 1: we'll have to. Uh, I'll have to get one of

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Speaker 1: these in there. But it always, it always has to

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Speaker 1: be your your dating profiles.

696
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Speaker 3: IM down. I'll just delete it when I go home,

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Speaker 3: so no one, you guys can't get ahold of it.

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00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 1: Somehow we're gonna have our own Randos story. Like my

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Speaker 1: boss has infiltrated my Apple security changed it, oh, like

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Speaker 1: the settings or something.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty clean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well probably last few minutes too. So okay,

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00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,800
Speaker 1: all right, So I found Brittany. She said hi with

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Speaker 1: two eyes. So I'm replying, Hi, Brittany, you remind me

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Speaker 1: of a gorgeous, a gorgeous ripe juicy tomato that I

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Speaker 1: harvested recently. Plump. You See. The thing is I love tomatoes.

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Speaker 1: Legend has it that tomatoes were the tool that or

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Speaker 1: legend has it that tomatoes were what the Neanderthals used

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Speaker 1: two propose to a beautiful meat. So here oops, so here,

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Speaker 1: I am a humble man. He keeps bugging out on me.

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00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: Humble man standing before a gorgeous tomato, beautiful, wondering, poetic

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Speaker 1: if you wondering if I would have the honor honor

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Speaker 1: of watering your seed? Beautiful all together? Hi, Briandy, you

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Speaker 1: reminded me of a gorgeous ripe juicy tomato that I

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Speaker 1: harvested recently. You see, the thing is I love tomatoes.

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Speaker 1: Legend has the tomatoes were what the Neanderthals used to

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Speaker 1: propose to a beautiful mate. So here I am a

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Speaker 1: humble man standing before a gorgeous tomato, wondering if I

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Speaker 1: could have the honor of watering your seed send beautiful.

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Speaker 1: I agree, Really yeah, I don't know how to feel. Dude,

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Speaker 1: You're literally gonna have You're to blow up. Someone just

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Speaker 1: messaged you, Hi, Riley, my dad was bald. Hell yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had to give it quick. Kell Yeah to that,

724
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Speaker 1: you should say, uh uh if your dad's head is anything.

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Speaker 2: Like that, pasa in Oh my god, right, say that,

726
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Speaker 2: but say it.

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Speaker 3: Right now.

728
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Speaker 1: I'm making it better. Cuchi okay boom so, I wrote.

729
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,720
Speaker 1: She wrote, Hi, Rally, my dad was bald. I wrote,

730
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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, if your dad if your dad's head is

731
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Speaker 1: anything like your dank Cuchi palooza. I'm in what.

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Speaker 3: Can't sell he.

733
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Speaker 1: That's that's all. That's all. We're going to torture for

734
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,320
Speaker 1: Riley today. That's all we're gonna do.

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Speaker 2: Really quick.

736
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Speaker 1: Did I ever tell you that I went viral and

737
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 1: read it from my bumble posts? Really?

738
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Speaker 3: No?

739
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Speaker 2: What do you want to read it? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: All right?

741
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 1: Okay, So this was like, like I don't know, like

742
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Speaker 1: over a year ago. Let's see if I can Let's

743
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Speaker 1: see if I can.

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00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 2: Read it.

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Speaker 5: See WoT She's not going to respond, imagine she responds like,

746
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Speaker 5: marry me.

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00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 1: I actually went in a couple of dates with this girl. Uh, alright,

748
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm just gonna send it, all right.

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Speaker 1: I love that. M Oh my god, that's bro. You

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Speaker 1: never told me about this? Okay, all right, this is

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Speaker 1: so great. Wow. So this has eighteen thousand of votes

752
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Speaker 1: in what oh in arslage tender nice. The title is

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Speaker 1: whispered Dirty American Things into My Ear Maddie, Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is it. Okay. Unfortunately years in the States has

755
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Speaker 1: deluded my accent entirely referring to his sexy Australian accent, mate,

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Speaker 1: but my mom has it. So every once in a

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Speaker 1: while I'll have a word weird and my roommates will

758
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Speaker 1: give me shit. Haha. Yikes. I'm a sucker for accents,

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Speaker 1: especially aussy accents, sad face, disappointed face, big yikes. I'm

760
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 1: also into accents. What's yours? How about an American accent? Smirk?

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Speaker 1: But you don't hear those often. It's not like you

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Speaker 1: live here or anything. Sam oh so exotic, smirky face,

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Speaker 1: smirky face, whispered dirty American things in my ear like

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Speaker 1: McDonald's or systemic racism. Wow, dude, you literally never told

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Speaker 1: me about this. Yeah, bro to oh ship, there's enough

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Speaker 1: bro not enough day up bro oh ship. Okay, the

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Speaker 1: second most uploading thing on my page. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I am. I am dying right now. I am dying

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Speaker 1: of excitement posts top like we don't know how to

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Speaker 1: use Reddit. Oh dude, you're you're popping over here. Okay

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Speaker 1: here it is part two. Lemeo, lemeo, I say lemeo.

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Speaker 1: Uh sorry, I studied abroad in Sydney. Now I call

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Speaker 1: it uh macas what is it?

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Speaker 2: Macus?

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Speaker 1: Macus? Now I call it macus. I'm so cultured. Huh

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Speaker 1: uh is that a turn on? Smirk? Blush face Sam,

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Speaker 1: the drooling emoji so culture with the maccus that it

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Speaker 1: makes me want to samaca my lips on your lips, law,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate the effort with that one. That's what my

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Speaker 1: ex girlfriend said in bed Lemeo facts men are disappointing.

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Speaker 1: What can I say? Hm? Wow, dude, Wow that was geez.

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Speaker 1: You never told us about this. Damn. I'm like, I'm

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00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: like happy that I now know it, but also salty

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Speaker 1: that I didn't see it.

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00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 2: Oh, and that's another episode of Riley and Sam's Love Chronicles.

786
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 1: Yes it is.

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Speaker 2: This is okop. I'm samuel daughter and I'm John Frott.

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Speaker 2: We tell the funniest stories, the most interesting questions off Reddit. So, John,

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Speaker 2: I have a question for you. Hit me, what's one

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Speaker 2: cool fact that you think other people should know?

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Speaker 1: This is like a know it all's dream, I know,

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: Get ready for the funnest facts of year life. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: human's ability to smell petrocore, which is the smell of

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Speaker 2: wet earth from rain, is greater than a shark's ability

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Speaker 2: to smell blood in water.

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Speaker 1: You're kidding, Yeah, that's incredible.

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Speaker 2: So I'm not kidding, but I honestly don't know how

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Speaker 2: incredible it is. How useful is smelling fresh rain?

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Speaker 1: It's not? Okay?

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Speaker 3: So is it?

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00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 1: Is it useful? I would say no, Like sharks can

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00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 1: smell blood like a mile away or something like that.

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00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 1: Like the fact that our sense of smell for that,

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Speaker 1: it's useless but astounding at the same time. Other than

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Speaker 1: our technology in our brains, we seem so useless against sharks.

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Speaker 2: We're so freaking useful, so useless useless. Fact number two,

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Speaker 2: the patent for the fire hydrant was lost in a fire.

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Speaker 1: No what. Fact number three.

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Speaker 2: Muscles do not develop the same in everyone and their

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Speaker 2: exact origins. Slash insertions can differ between people. In some

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Speaker 2: the biceps have three or more heads as opposed to

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Speaker 2: the normal two. Some must are entirely absent, such as

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Speaker 2: the psoas minor found in forty percent of humans and

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Speaker 2: the sternalis only found in seven point eight percent.

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Speaker 1: Who names these?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, bro, but they're trying to make me

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Speaker 2: in a tongue twist seriously, Like I don't have all

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Speaker 2: the muscles of my tongue to be able to freaking

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Speaker 2: sail those Can we.

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Speaker 1: Employ the kiss model with like scientific naming? What's the

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Speaker 1: kiss model? Keep it simple? Stupid?

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Speaker 2: Ah okay, I thought we were just going to be

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Speaker 2: making out with si.

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Speaker 1: Oh. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: If you find a four leaf clover, then there's a

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Speaker 2: pretty good chance that there are other four leaf clovers

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Speaker 2: right next to.

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Speaker 1: It, so unlimited luck like you have it in luck.

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Speaker 2: Acacia trees were shown to send chemical signals to other

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Speaker 2: trees that they were being overgrazed, causing the acacia trees

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Speaker 2: to increase the production of a specific chemical that would

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Speaker 2: kill the animals grazing on them.

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Speaker 1: What murder trees.

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Speaker 2: Dogs that are slightly underweight live on average of two

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Speaker 2: years longer than dogs that are slightly overweight, So stop

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Speaker 2: feeding your dogs. Eugene Aldron, the father of the famous

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Speaker 2: moon landing astronaut Buzz Aldron, not only witnessed the Wright

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Speaker 2: brothers first flight, but also went on to see his

840
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Speaker 2: son land on the moon.

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Speaker 1: All within his lifespan. Shout out to it to Eugene,

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00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: one person witnessing so much history. The shell is part

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00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: of the turtles exoskeleton. You got to grow that thing, John.

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Speaker 1: Those are all my fun facts. What do you have

845
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Speaker 1: for us. Yes, what do you not own enough of?

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Speaker 1: I mean, we can all own more things.

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Speaker 2: John, I'm a simple guy. You're a simple I'm like

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Speaker 2: a monk in the Himalayas.

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Speaker 1: It is so much better to live with less things.

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Speaker 1: That is true. That is true.

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Speaker 2: That being said, I wouldn't mind a yacht.

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Speaker 1: Well, there's lots of maintenance. You got to barnacle You

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Speaker 1: personally don't have to, but somebody.

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Speaker 2: I'd like the yacht to come with all of the

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Speaker 2: things to maintain the yacht. So a whole crew or

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Speaker 2: a barnacle man.

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Speaker 1: The first one that we got bulls got to rewatch

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Speaker 1: the same two. When I eat my cinnamon toast crunch,

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Speaker 1: I feel this on such a like molecular spiritual level.

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Speaker 1: How many bulls do you have?

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Speaker 2: We have four people in the apartment, so we have

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Speaker 2: a decent amount of bowls. But the thing about having

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Speaker 2: a lot of bowls is your dishwasher always gets full.

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Speaker 1: I hear you, okay, I think I think we're on

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Speaker 1: the opposite ends of the spectrum here. I have five

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Speaker 1: good bowls for two people, so we technically have nine bowls.

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Speaker 1: But they're like little kitty like ikia bowls I can't

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Speaker 1: stir my own to be caught dead in a little ike.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a little bitch. Send us, send us bulls

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Speaker 1: guys to our subscribe, give us money somehow we're doing

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