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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. It's one eight hundred d hy away.

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Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Tell me I'm moving five. Hello. Hi, my name is

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Speaker 1: Scott Urban and I'm calling from Automotive. I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Sean. Yeah this Sean. Sean. How are you doing today, buddy?

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Speaker 1: I'm fine. Man. Actually, I'm not interested in that car anymore.

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Speaker 1: Somebody called me from your dealership yesterday and um, and

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Speaker 1: I told him to take me off the list. I'm straight.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I wasn't calling about the car that

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Speaker 1: you were here looking at. I was actually calling about

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Speaker 1: something else. Oh all right, it'll make sense here in

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Speaker 1: a second. Um, when you were here last week, there

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Speaker 1: was a woman with you wearing some really nice jean shorts.

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Speaker 1: You you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, my girlfriend? Why?

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Speaker 1: Oh why are you asking you about my girlfriend? Oh?

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Speaker 1: That was your girlfriend? Okay, yeah, I didn't look like it,

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Speaker 1: so I wasn't sure. Okay, how did it not look

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Speaker 1: like it? She was with me? Or man? Oh h,

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Speaker 1: that makes sense. I guess why are you calling me

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Speaker 1: about my girlfriend? Well? I was wondering if I could

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Speaker 1: get her number because i'd like to invite her down

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Speaker 1: to Yeah, are you are you serious? You're you're you're around?

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Speaker 1: Why are you serious? No? I want to invite her

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Speaker 1: to a fun promotion that we're having down to the dealership.

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Speaker 1: I thought she'd be perfect for it. No, man, I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna give you my girlfriend's number. Are you high? No? Okay,

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Speaker 1: well maybe you can pass the message along then, because

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Speaker 1: to promote our latest sale, we're doing a wet T

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Speaker 1: shirt contest thing, and I, me and all the other

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Speaker 1: guys down here we're talking about it. We're like she

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Speaker 1: would hands down when I guarantee. Do you do you

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Speaker 1: have rain damage? No? Definitely not? No, No, no, dude, Hey, okay, listen,

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Speaker 1: all right. I know she's your girlfriend. You look at

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Speaker 1: it every day, so you I think she can't win. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't have brain damage. I think. No. I'm not

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Speaker 1: saying do you have brain damage because she won't win.

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Speaker 1: I'm asking do you have brain damage? Because I have

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Speaker 1: no idea why you would even ask me about this.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense. I'll tell you why. Well,

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Speaker 1: you should know why? All right? You know why? I'd ask, dude,

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Speaker 1: what planet are you from? Are you serious? Where do

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Speaker 1: you come from that you think that this would be

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Speaker 1: an okay call to me? I think I understand, I

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Speaker 1: know you do you? Do you understand that? Man? Where

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Speaker 1: do you get off calling me like this? That's ridiculous?

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Speaker 1: I do understand. So that car you were looking at,

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Speaker 1: If you can get her in here to do that

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Speaker 1: wet T shirt contest, I will give you a discount.

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Speaker 1: I'm not I she's not coming into Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: are you She's not coming into do any wet T

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Speaker 1: shirt contest or any kind of contest. You know. You

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Speaker 1: keep saying no on her behalf, but you should really

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Speaker 1: ask her. I mean, you don't even know because she's

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Speaker 1: a Look, she's a lot younger than you, and the

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Speaker 1: younger generation is into this. Is no, oh, a lot

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Speaker 1: older than her? Yes? Are you saying excuse me because

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Speaker 1: you can't hear very well? Dude? I can speak louder

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Speaker 1: if you need. We are the same age, did you see? No? No,

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Speaker 1: not you and me. I met you and your girl friend.

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Speaker 1: Big age gap. You and I might be the same age,

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Speaker 1: but age gap, dude, I'm like a hear older than her. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you do look a lot older. You get you getting

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Speaker 1: too much sun? I'm serious. Well, I'm worried about you

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Speaker 1: get a little too much sun there. I hope you're

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Speaker 1: putting on sunscream and you go outside, because you know,

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Speaker 1: you look a little weathered. I love to talk your manager. Man. Well,

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Speaker 1: he's well, he's not into the wet T shirt contest.

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Speaker 1: That's why you want to talk to him. I don't

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Speaker 1: think he's gonna do it. No, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: talk to him about the wet T shirt contest. Head.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to him about firing your Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: well then I should tell you that this is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call and I don't have a manager that

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Speaker 1: you can talk to. This is this is a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call? Yeah, yeah, you don't have a manager. Convenient,

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Speaker 1: I know it is. It's really convenient because this is

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Speaker 1: actually jew Bil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your best friend

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Speaker 1: Brian set you up. Are you serious right now? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I'm serious. Wait, who is this again? What this is

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Speaker 1: Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you? Your buddy Brian emailed me to

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Speaker 1: call you. He says that you and your girlfriend went

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Speaker 1: to go buy a car the other day and the

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Speaker 1: salespeople wouldn't stop hitting on her. Well, you know, we

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Speaker 1: do need to talk to you about your son exposure though. Okay,

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Speaker 1: shut up, dude. I look young for my age, not

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Speaker 1: look old. Okay, okay. Week up every morning with five