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Speaker 1: It's better to remain silent at the risk of being

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Speaker 1: of it. It's a Jewel Show. That's a quote from

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Speaker 1: one of the great philosophers of our time, Low Pump.

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Speaker 1: worked for us, though, and that's why today it's time

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Speaker 1: for another round of hashtag Wednesday wisdom, some wise words

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Speaker 1: of wisdom from all of us on The Jewels Show

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Speaker 1: to help you navigate this weird thing we called live

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Speaker 1: five My good time for hashtag Wednesday Wisdom. I'll start

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Speaker 1: my wisdom for today is this. Listen to your mood,

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Speaker 1: Listen to your body, don't listen to your girlfriend when

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Speaker 1: she says she doesn't want anything for Valentine's d Yes,

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Speaker 1: let's just not spend any money this year, babe. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what. Just being with you is enough. It's

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Speaker 1: never no, no, I'm not sure you get a gift.

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Speaker 1: And then you're sitting there going, oh, I didn't get

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Speaker 1: you anything. She goes, really, I'm leaving you. You didn't.

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Speaker 1: Well why not? Because I thought you said that that

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Speaker 1: him right. Nobody else's imperfection is somebody else's perfection exactly great,

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Speaker 1: And I don't know why, just as humans we have

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Speaker 1: But then it got me thinking thought it. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: Or you're perfect for yourself, even if for yourself, even

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Speaker 1: What's your hashtag? When your girlfriend says it's fine, it

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Speaker 1: That's me Hi brand. How are you today? I'm doing good?

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Speaker 1: it's a phone brank? Then, what what did you say

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: actually be really enjoyable. Well, I'm going to go enjoy

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Speaker 1: the sun and get back to partying. That's all I

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Speaker 1: house sending it back to you. Watch that scene from

422
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Speaker 1: the Basketball Diaries and you'll know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: You could do that on the odd it'd be fun.

424
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Speaker 1: And if you want to see a picture of Alex

425
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Speaker 1: on Leonardo DiCaprio's yacht. It's probably not gonna happen, but

426
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Speaker 1: you can follow us all on the social media. At

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Speaker 1: the Jewel show, I met Jewel Fresh that I'm at

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio. And this is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: And for our next story, let's send it to English Evan,

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Speaker 1: who is on location with the Razonski's wedding and has

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Speaker 1: taken over the dance floor and is leading everybody in

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Speaker 1: the chach Off slide. Ye, Yes, how's it going English,

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Speaker 1: He's doing great. I got it wrong. No, I'm actually

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Speaker 1: at the San Antonio Zoo. Oh my god, your hands. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: sorry about that. Sorry, all right, anyway, I'm at the

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Speaker 1: San Antonio Zoo where actually for Valentine's Day, they're doing

438
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Speaker 1: a cool promotion at the moment. Sorry, I can't get

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Speaker 1: enough with the Chaco slide. I'm doing that. So you're

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Speaker 1: at the San Antonio Zoo, yes, where they're doing a

441
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Speaker 1: cool promotion for Valentine's Day, and you could have it.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to keep repeating yourself. Well, you can

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Speaker 1: have a cock roach named after you. A story. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I love that that's awesome. Okay, you can name a

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00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 1: cockroach after your ex everyone cough roach named after And

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Speaker 1: the best part is you pay five dollars and they

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Speaker 1: will feed it to a large zoo animal as a meal. Yeah,

448
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 1: that's amazing, that's awesome. How do you do? You just

449
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Speaker 1: go to their website in San Antonio Zoo and you

450
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Speaker 1: can get a cockroach and that's exactly what you sure. Yeah, awesome.

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Speaker 1: That's the best idea ever heard of twenty twenty one

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Speaker 1: so far, it really is. That is a great idea.

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Speaker 1: That's a good promotion. That's a solid promotion, more importantly

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Speaker 1: featuring the platinum band. And I can't laughing. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get actually just actually couldn't do that because he doesn't

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Speaker 1: have any exes. No, I didn't have an X and

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Speaker 1: jewel which one you would pick? Because he was like

458
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Speaker 1: so many terrible quality of cockroach. If they get a

459
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Speaker 1: promotion where you could actually just take your ex there

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Speaker 1: and feed it to a line, that would be great.

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Speaker 1: Might be more than five dollars. Yeah, Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: very much, em having for that report. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: ruining my story with the chat shout slide aside English.

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Speaker 1: That's so you're about to lose your job, lady. That

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Speaker 1: means the iron has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 1: You do it again sometime tomorrow. Yoke job, you're about

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Speaker 1: to lose. Yoke job. You're about to lose yoke jabtaining

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Speaker 1: men slide to the left. Thank you very much. This

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Speaker 1: is the I n N, the Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news report. Tune in tomorrow

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Speaker 1: for another high hitting report. This is I n N

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Speaker 1: News News, The Jubil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio.

473
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Speaker 1: It's another Jubil phone frame day mornings. That's one. Hello, Yeah,

474
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Speaker 1: it's outside, so I left it outside for you. Oh

475
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Speaker 1: exe me, So it's outside for you? What's outside? Oh?

476
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Speaker 1: Is this? Um? Is this Laura? Yes? Laura, okay, Laura. Yeah,

477
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 1: I left it outside for you. It's outside for you.

478
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I'm talking about your refrigerator.

479
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 1: My name is Stum calling from you. We Um. You

480
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 1: were supposed to bring that inside and install it. Oh yeah,

481
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 1: I didn't do that. I left it outside for you.

482
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 1: It's outside for you. Are you kidding me? Uh No,

483
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 1: not kidding you at all. Dropped it off for you

484
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 1: outside so you can co grab it whenever I paid,

485
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: haven't installed. Yeah, and it's just outside on the street.

486
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 1: You just left it there? Yeah, I left it, but hey, uh,

487
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,440
Speaker 1: no worries though. I left a little paper on it

488
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Speaker 1: that I wrote in sharp I said, don't touch it's Laura's.

489
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Speaker 1: So are you kidding me? This is a Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: a nice one. I saw that. So anyway, it's outside

491
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Speaker 1: for you. Left it outside for you. It's outside. Okay,

492
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 1: I get it's outside, but like, what the now? Huh?

493
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Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do about the straighter outside?

494
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm a little hard of hearing. What'd you say?

495
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: Listen up? I said, I can't bring it inside myself,

496
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,399
Speaker 1: and it was your job, So why do you do it?

497
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 1: Sounds like you're asking me why I didn't bring it

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Speaker 1: all the way up the stairs to your house. Yeah, yeah,

499
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Speaker 1: you would play the stair. Paid money, Yeah, you to

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Speaker 1: do and I coming installing. Yeah, okay, so I don't

501
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Speaker 1: know if you know much about refrigerators. But it's heavy.

502
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm paying a company to do it. Yeah,

503
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Speaker 1: you got a boyfriend or something. What the hell does

504
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 1: that have to do with anything? If I have a boyfriend,

505
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 1: like I'm paying you to do it. I asked if

506
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Speaker 1: you had a boyfriend, because I'm only five foot and

507
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: one hundred pounds, so basically, that fridge weighs more than

508
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Speaker 1: I do taller than me too. Isn't it your job though?

509
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Speaker 1: Did you say you want to go for a jog? No,

510
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Speaker 1: this is your job. What do you get paid for? Then?

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Speaker 1: I don't care how the smaller you are or big

512
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Speaker 1: you are. Just get your ass back here and bring

513
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Speaker 1: your to refrigerator. Okay, all right, well, I look, I

514
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Speaker 1: would love to do that. I got some more deliveries

515
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 1: I gotta make, and so I gotta make those deliveries first. No,

516
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Speaker 1: you come back, You come back right now. What's the

517
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Speaker 1: number of your supervisor? I need to get someone else

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Speaker 1: on the phone. I'm sorry, what's that? I'm hard to

519
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Speaker 1: hear it. I can't hear very well out of this

520
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Speaker 1: ear that I have the phone to number of your supervisor.

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Speaker 1: I can't. The problem is I got the phone to

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Speaker 1: the ear that doesn't hear very very well. So I'm

523
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Speaker 1: having trouble hearing. You. Put the phone to your other

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Speaker 1: hear them. You can hear out of again. I got

525
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Speaker 1: the phone. I can't hear the phone to the other side.

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Speaker 1: You're ahead and get the shade. The number of your

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Speaker 1: supervisor now, oh okay, hold on, let me switch Hello Hello, Hello,

528
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Speaker 1: Oh there you are. I can hear you now. I

529
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Speaker 1: put it on my other ear. What's the number of

530
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Speaker 1: your supervisor? Oh? Um, well, ma'am. Do you think we

531
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Speaker 1: have to get my supervisor involved? Yes, you didn't complete

532
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Speaker 1: the service I need. I need the supervisor's number right now.

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Speaker 1: I really don't want to give you that, though, because

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00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: he'd probably be very upset with me knowing that I

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00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 1: wasn't able to carry give you the numbers. Hey, you guys,

536
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: get away from that. That's Laura's Laura. You better get

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00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 1: down there. Get your refrigerator quick. Some guys are taking it.

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00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: That's law. It's got a note on it says it's Laura's. Hey, Laura,

539
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,199
Speaker 1: what this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing

540
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Speaker 1: a phone prank on you. Are you hidding me? No,

541
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 1: it's a joke. Your dad set you up, are you?

542
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,400
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. I was about to kill that guy,

543
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 1: like I was gonna run home. Yeah, I could tell.

544
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: Your dad said that your fridge died and you were

545
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: panicking because he couldn't help you put the new one in,

546
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: So okay, well, I'm gonna make my dad install it now.

547
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 1: Me what what's that? I had the phone up to

548
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Speaker 1: the wrong ear. What'd you say again? Wake up every

549
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: morning with Jebil phone pranks. We say mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenties The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. First,

551
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 1: Robin is on the phone for a first date fall today,

552
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 1: and her date involved everything you need to make a

553
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: date go well, okay, common interests, dog callers, leg humping,

554
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: and some biting. Yeah, the dog park, yes, exactly. You

555
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: know exactly what I was getting. She went to the

556
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Speaker 1: dog park, I guess on a date. But now the

557
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: dude is not calling her back. Robin, what's up? How

558
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 1: are you hi? Well, I'm okay, I'm okay. I guess yeah, yeah,

559
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: I hope based on my description of your date, it

560
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: is the dog park or maybe not. I don't know.

561
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: It sounds like either could be fun. I mean no,

562
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: you're absolutely right. Yeah, we went to a dog park

563
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: and didn't Here's the thing. I thought it was perfect.

564
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: You know, we're both dog lovers. We went to the

565
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Speaker 1: dog park for a date. It was casual. What's his name,

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Speaker 1: by the way, his name's Kyle Kyle. Okay, and Kyle's

567
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Speaker 1: a human. Yeah, I didn't know. I didn't know you

568
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: might have had a date with a dog. I like,

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Speaker 1: we don't judge, well, I would judge that. We don't judge.

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00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: I might judge that. Okay, So you met this dude, Kyle,

571
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: and you went to the dog park. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,

572
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 1: and it was good. I mean just you know, casual

573
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: date at the dog park. Our dogs sat along, we

574
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 1: got along. I thought, I mean, honestly, I thought it

575
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: was amazing. I really want to see him again. Okay, okay, amazing.

576
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: You thought he was amazing? Yeah? You know what was

577
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: so amazing about Kyle? Uh well, let's see. He was nice,

578
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: he's funny. Um, we both loved dogs and no kids,

579
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: never been married, so you know, like no baggage. Okay,

580
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: well maybe just a couple of crazy exits. Yeah, we

581
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 1: know that you had a good time on the date.

582
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: But did it seem like he Kyle had a good

583
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: time on the date as well? Yeah? I think so.

584
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: I mean we hugged at the end, you know, no kiss,

585
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: but it was a dog park date. We didn't want

586
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 1: to make out at the dog park, I said, for yourself,

587
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, that's where I do. Alex and

588
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: I don't even have a dog, and we go to

589
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 1: the dog park just to make out. Sometimes that's fair,

590
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: that's fair. I thought it was good. You know, he

591
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: was flirting with me. He definitely seemed like he was

592
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 1: into me. Okay. And then yeah, so there's not like

593
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: any awkward points during the day that you can think of. So, yeah,

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00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: the only thing I can think of is at the end,

595
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: towards the end of the day, the dogs got into

596
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: a fight and he had to break them up. But

597
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: it wasn't yeah, No, it really wasn't. It wasn't like

598
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: a huge crazy dog fighting your dogs, your dog and

599
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 1: his dog. Yeah were the dogs Okay, Yeah, they were

600
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 1: totally fine. It really honestly, it wasn't super weird. It

601
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: was a non issue. It's the only thing I can

602
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: possibly think of. Though, when you know, since you ask

603
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: dog people, though I know you guys, and some of

604
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 1: you guys are hardcore, it'd be like they he you know,

605
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: your dog's getting a fight, and now it's like I

606
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 1: cannot be with them. I need someone who my dog

607
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: can also love their dog. No, matter why, So maybe

608
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: it's one of those things. I totally maybe it was,

609
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: but it wasn't the end, but right, yeah, it was

610
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,719
Speaker 1: very well could be. Yeah, okay, well yeah, well how

611
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: did it end? Then? After you guys left the dog

612
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 1: park or you know, when you guys are leaving the

613
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: dog park? Well, you know, like again, I've said, hey,

614
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 1: we should go out again. He seemed into it, but

615
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 1: I have not heard from him since he stopped talking

616
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 1: to me, and I don't know why. I'm just so confused. Okay,

617
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 1: how long has it been? Then? Since that, it's been

618
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: two weeks? And have you tried to hit him up

619
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Speaker 1: at all? I have? Yeah? And then a couple of texts, Yeah,

620
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: he's just ghosting. Huh yeah, just a couple of texts though,

621
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 1: because that's not that much effort. Well yeah, but there's

622
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 1: a reason why he's not. It doesn't matter one text

623
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: that to two weeks when they say they want to

624
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: see you again, it's pretty much being ghosted. All right, Well,

625
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Speaker 1: we'll play a song back and then call him and

626
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,959
Speaker 1: see if we can figure it out. Were you okay? Okay,

627
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 1: thank you so much. You'd like to play a slope? Right?

628
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 1: Do it next? Did Jewel Show Robin. Yeah. Height, So

629
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 1: you think that this dude Kyle that you went on

630
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: a date to the dog park with might be blowing

631
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: you off and you don't really know why. You think

632
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: maybe it's because your dog's gotten a little tiff, but

633
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 1: you really liked him. But perhaps have you thought about this.

634
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 1: Maybe he rented that dog just to get a date

635
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 1: with you, and now he can't call you back because

636
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: he doesn't actually have a dog, and he got a

637
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 1: breeder on the phone. He's waiting for one to be born,

638
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: but it's not gonna be born in six months at least,

639
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: So once he gets that dog in six months, he

640
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: might hit you up. Is this a little premature to

641
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: be doing his first day fall up with us right now? Oh? Oh,

642
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 1: you know I hadn't thought of that. Yeah, no one had, Yeah, psychic,

643
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 1: probably not that. Then. Okay, well, we're gonna call him

644
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: right now and see if we can figure it out.

645
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: And at the end of your date he seemed like

646
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: everything was cool and then he just stopped talking to you. Absolutely, Yeah,

647
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: all right, cool, I'm gonna dallas on him right now

648
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 1: and see if we can find out and do you

649
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: want another date with him? If the reason is not

650
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: that bad. Yeah, I really do. Yeah. Okay, so we'll

651
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: find out. See, we can find out and maybe see

652
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: we can get you a second date with them, another date, Yeah,

653
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: another chance. Go to the dog yard, smell each other,

654
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: Nile Gland. What's what dogs do? All right? I'm not

655
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: a number. You know. We can actually see a dog

656
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: park out our one here. We've never seen anyone making

657
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 1: out though everything. I do have a binocular though, to

658
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 1: check it, check it out. Yes, what's up? Kyle? How

659
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: are you? I'm fine? Who is it? That's Gotta? I'm

660
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 1: what are you saying? As Scotta? Yeah? Yeah, Kyle? How

661
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: are you? This is the Jewel Show? Why? What's the

662
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: Jewel Show? It's a radio show. My name is Jewel.

663
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 1: That's Alex scot and English Evan. She's become little Pump.

664
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: That's Alex, a little pump fresh what they call her

665
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 1: and say an English seven. So you're on the phone

666
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: with three people right now. How are you? I'm fine?

667
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, Okay, why are you calling me? You

668
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: called me? Yeah? I don't have anything to I don't

669
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: what you called me. Oh you're right, we didn't call you. Yeah, Kyle, Yeah,

670
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We got an email about you from someone

671
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 1: that listens to argue and they wanted us to call you.

672
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: You've got an email about me? Why? Well, we do

673
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 1: a segment on our show where if you go on

674
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 1: a date with someone and then end up not calling

675
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: them back, they can email us to get you on

676
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 1: the phone and ask what happened and try to find

677
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 1: out what happened. And you went on a date with

678
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: a woman named Robin, remember that a couple weeks ago. Yes, yes,

679
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: I did do that. Okay, yeah, thank you for confirming,

680
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 1: because Robin emailed us and she said she really enjoyed

681
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 1: going out with you, and she doesn't know why you're

682
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: not talking to her now and she would love to

683
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,879
Speaker 1: know the reason and maybe see you again if you're down.

684
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 1: Um no, no, it doesn't sound like you like Robin

685
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: very much. Yeah. It started off with us having a

686
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: good time, but she was she was just rude. Consider it, yeah,

687
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: consider bad manners or something. Um yeah, when you break

688
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 1: it down, yeah, she had bad manners? What was she doing? Uh?

689
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: So she she said something to me that was so

690
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 1: incredibly intensive. I was just I was shocked. I didn't

691
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 1: know what And yes, sensitive you said, yeah, well, she

692
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,799
Speaker 1: didn't tell us anything about that. Yeah, what did she say?

693
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: We talked to her about your date and she thought

694
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: everything was great. She actually thought you were having a

695
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: wonderful time. We were, we were having a nice time.

696
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 1: And then she just said something that was really really rude. Okay,

697
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 1: do you mind telling us what she said? Sure? Yeah.

698
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: I was telling her a little bit about myself and

699
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 1: you know, fine, great, And then I told her that

700
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 1: my grandmother had passed last month. And she looks at

701
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 1: me and goes, oh, that's cool. Okay, cool, that's a

702
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: weird reaction. Well, yeah, she said that's cool. And I

703
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: looked at her and I said, what what did you say?

704
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: She said, yeah, no, that's great. Like she was listening

705
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know what her deal was. I

706
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 1: don't know if she was that's an awkward listening or

707
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: or just being rude, but it was inconsiderate. You know.

708
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: I was really close to my grandma and I was

709
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 1: opening up to this, this this new person, and she

710
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 1: just said, oh, that's cool. Wowsiderate, that's great, fabulous that

711
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:05,320
Speaker 1: do I want to ask her? Yeah? Um not really. Okay,

712
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,760
Speaker 1: Well that's too bad because she's actually on the phone

713
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 1: listening and wants to talk to you, So I think

714
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 1: you should just ask her. Uh oh yeah really yeah,

715
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: um Robin, Oh my god, Kyle, I am so sorry.

716
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,839
Speaker 1: I'm I'm mortified. I must have been tuning you out

717
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: when I was paying it. I just do that sometimes.

718
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 1: I just I'm looking at the door. Uh yeah, So

719
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: where was I, Kyle? How do you think I felt?

720
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 1: I was? I'm so sorry. Can I can explain? Can

721
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: you just let me explain you You said that my

722
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: Grandma Dillion was cool, and now you're calling me from

723
00:37:55,600 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: a radio. Yeah. Look, I I'm just I'm sorry. It's

724
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 1: It's just sometimes I just tuned people out. It's this

725
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: thing I do, and I've been told that I'd just

726
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 1: say oh cool, you know it, and I must have.

727
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 1: I just must have done that to you. I'm so sorry. Yeah,

728
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: very bad timing. H This was a first date and

729
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 1: we were learning about one another. I was telling you

730
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: about my life and you tuned out that another good point. Yeah,

731
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: I just I was must have been embarrassed, you know,

732
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: because you do that and then you're like, oh no,

733
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 1: I tuned out, and so I just said oh cool,

734
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 1: hoping that would save space. I'm so sorry. I really

735
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: don't think it's a cool thing that your grandma died.

736
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I mean, I'm okay. I'm glad to

737
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,320
Speaker 1: know that you don't think it's cool she's dead. But

738
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:58,760
Speaker 1: like the reason you said that is because you weren't

739
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: even paying attention to me. Talking about who I am

740
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: in my life is still a deal breaker. Oh are

741
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,839
Speaker 1: you sure about that? Kyle? You know what, Kyle, would

742
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: you like to go on another date with Robin? Will

743
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: pay for it? She'll listen. Yeah, she'll be listening to

744
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 1: this time, to your every word. I'm sure cool, wells,

745
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: because it seems like she tunes out a lot. No,

746
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: I promise you, I won't. I promise you know what.

747
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 1: I I appreciate that. I appreciate you, guys, Jubil. That's cool,

748
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: thank you for the offer. But I'm I'm good, okay,

749
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:35,959
Speaker 1: thank you, all right, Well, thank you man. Sorry, Sorry, Robin,

750
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 1: you don't get another date. Oh that's okay, I appreciate

751
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: you trying. Sorry, Maybe try and learn a little something

752
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 1: from this school, you know, listen, listen. Yes, I'm gonna

753
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 1: listen to everything from now on. Okay, that's cool. Well, wait,

754
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 1: that's great. Yeah, that's great. Jubiles First Date follow Up

755
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:03,720
Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. Jubils Dirty

756
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: Little Secret. Time for very Little Secret. Stop it. He's

757
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: eating with his mouthful, which I don't usually care about

758
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,399
Speaker 1: anything that he does, but eating with his mouthful, talking

759
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: with eating with mouthful, I don't even care if you

760
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 1: talk to me with your mouthful. Necessarily it's to other people. Yeah,

761
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: that's what I do, especially whim on the phone now

762
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: because it's gonna be talking to them. I'm just like

763
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: looking at him, like, can you finish that bite? I

764
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 1: should have thought about that then said I'm going to

765
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: take a bite and then I'm going to go on air. Yeah.

766
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: Well I looked at the time. I was like, there's

767
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: like ten seconds before the Dirty Little Secret. Whatever. I'm hungry.

768
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 1: What do you eat? It's a it's a z bar.

769
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: It's good. It's chocolate, which I don't like. But anyway,

770
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: it's not about me and what I'm eating right now,

771
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: although I kind of made it about me and what

772
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 1: I'm eating. By it's time for Dirty Little Secret. Text

773
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: in four one six one. If you have a secret

774
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 1: that you'd like to get off your chest. You can

775
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: tell us anything. We always keep everybody anonymous. We don't

776
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 1: even ask what your name is, so you can tell

777
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: us whatever secret you want. And on the phone right

778
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,319
Speaker 1: now to tell us a dirty little secret, will Wonk

779
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 1: upon his name. Yeah, what was that? Willie Wonka? How

780
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 1: are you? Hey? Guys? That's going actually, uh yeah, the

781
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 1: name's not Willie Wonka, it's uh George Clooney. George Clooney, Right,

782
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 1: George Clooney. He's making up his own anonymous fake names.

783
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 1: You can't do that, Willie Wonka. Well I just did, okay,

784
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: all right, you sound like you want to wrap Yeah,

785
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,800
Speaker 1: you did. Sound like you're gonna get into a battle.

786
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,839
Speaker 1: Maybe you should wrap it with Evan. No, no, that's

787
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 1: not my dear little secret. Unfortunately I wish Okay, right,

788
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: George Clooney, Then okay, play your game. What is your

789
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Well, look, I don't really know how

790
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 1: to say this in any formal way, so I'm gonna

791
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: just throw it out there. I'm gonnaess with shoes. Man,

792
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 1: I like I like buying shoes up. Yeah, we all,

793
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: I think I like shoes so much of a secret. Yeah,

794
00:41:55,360 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 1: but like it's not what you're thinking, um, okay, you

795
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 1: like okay, we're spending your entire check. You're act I

796
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: like to buy you shoes online, like like you like

797
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 1: on crazslist. Okay, so it's not new shoes you like.

798
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 1: You like used shoes. Oh god, yeah, so that's the

799
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: problem with that though. No, I don't buy them to

800
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 1: wear them. I buy them to smell them. It's a

801
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: fetish of mine. Smell them. Oh okay, okay, so you're

802
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 1: obsessed with people's stinky, cheesy feet. Yes, stink you're cheese.

803
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:34,919
Speaker 1: You're the better. I've heard about people who like only

804
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,839
Speaker 1: buy the shoes if they work out in them as well. Really, yeah,

805
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: do you do that? I'll pay a little extra for

806
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: a work Wow? All right, and how long have you

807
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 1: been doing that? About a year? I used to go

808
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 1: to stores like good Will to go find them, but

809
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 1: I mean, thanks for the Internet. Now I just find

810
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 1: them online. So people like they post like, here's my

811
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 1: stinky cheesy shoes. I think people, you can sell anything online.

812
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:02,439
Speaker 1: You can get a little of money. Yeah, okay, there's

813
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: this one dude. I always buy them from. Man, this

814
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 1: guy's got athletes for it. He's the best. Are you

815
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: sticking your nose in these shoes? How am I going

816
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,879
Speaker 1: to smell them? Oh? Wow, what's the most that you've

817
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: ever spent on a pair of shoes? I'm honestly embarrassed

818
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,839
Speaker 1: to say. Well, I mean, you're pret anonymous right now.

819
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: You know you're telling us your little secret that you

820
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: like to buy you shoes and smell them. I think

821
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,879
Speaker 1: you're the better. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I spent

822
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: half of half of them month's check on them. How

823
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: much is that about? Yeah? I bought this one pair

824
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: of shoes from this lady that won the Boston Marathon

825
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: about a couple of years ago. Oh wow, what's she's

826
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 1: selling them? What was she selling them specifically to people

827
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: like you that want to smell? Just selling them? And

828
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: I picked them up. I bet you she has no idea.

829
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, it's just someone who's a fan of mine. Absolute. Well,

830
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: I guess you are a fan of hers, but not

831
00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: the running ability more than shoes her. Yeah. I just

832
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Speaker 1: got stuck on a question though, for you, does athletes

833
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Speaker 1: foot smell good to you? Put it this way, it's

834
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Speaker 1: like comparison number five to perfume me Buyopa Ross. Okay,

835
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 1: all right, all right, so athletes smells delicious hell of

836
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Speaker 1: a comparison. Well, thank you for telling us. You did

837
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Speaker 1: a little secret. Hit us up if you ever want

838
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Speaker 1: to buy some shoes from us. We're always getting rid

839
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 1: of shoes and I wouldn't mind making a few dollars.

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Speaker 1: All right, guys, thank you? What's your dirty little secret?

841
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. We're about

842
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: to change someone's life. It's The Jewel Show. Yeah, will

843
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 1: it be for the better? Who knows? Who cares? Actually?

844
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 1: Either way, after this phone called, their life will never

845
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 1: be the same. Why every once in a while people

846
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: hit us up and want advice on something. It's called

847
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,760
Speaker 1: good friends bad advice. Normally, my only advice on anything

848
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 1: is learn yoga so that you can be Yeah, so

849
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: you can get super bindy enough to do some really

850
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 1: cool things to yourself. Okay, then you don't need anybody

851
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 1: for anything. Wow. Not great advice in certain situations, but

852
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 1: I find it helps with almost everything. But on the

853
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: phone right now is Joey, and he called us because

854
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: he's having a problem and wants our advice. So it's

855
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: good friends, bad advice. Joey, will stop, how are you hey? Guys. Hey, Joey,

856
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 1: thanks for taking me. Yeah, of course, take you anytime, Joey.

857
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: So you need you need some advice? What's going on? Yeah,

858
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: here's the thing. So I am five feet. I am

859
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 1: not a big guy, not five tall yep, just five

860
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: feet okay, cool they by the way you're talking to

861
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 1: and I'm a short dude, I'm five um seven. I

862
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: think you'll know five seven. I think so see, I

863
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: think five seven. Yeah, I think he's sorter. Really, he's

864
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: five seven seven. I will tell you I'm pretty honest

865
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: about that. I'm not one of those guys that's five

866
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 1: seven and says that I'm five ten. I've known a

867
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,399
Speaker 1: few of those guys. I'm like, we're looking eye to eye.

868
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: I'm actually a little taller than you. You're not five nine,

869
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: that's like, yeah, yeah, Alex's five foot. I am five foot.

870
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 1: So hello from a fellow five footer. I always feel

871
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: massive in this room. Yeah, English even is what six foot? No?

872
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 1: I'm five eleven. Oh yeah, okay, so he's five nine,

873
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 1: So you're five foot yeah, and you need to take

874
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: I take five seven honestly, yeah yeah, um yeah? So

875
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 1: will I ever be taken? Seriously? Is that that's what

876
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: you want advice on is your five foot as a dude,

877
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:33,399
Speaker 1: and you want to know if you'll ever be taken seriously. Yeah,

878
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 1: I mean I'm as tall as the shortest person there.

879
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,720
Speaker 1: That's true. None of you guys are tall. My advice

880
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 1: is no, you would. You will never be taken seriously

881
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: coming from another tall a hole English even I can

882
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 1: get you a quick secret though, air Max by air

883
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: Max because they give you the little bubble in the

884
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 1: back that gives you like an extra two inches. Oh yeah,

885
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 1: two inches, which is a lot. Wait really, yeah, I'm

886
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 1: dead serious. Okay, puts me at six one. There's options

887
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: for you to be five one. Yeah, it's good friends,

888
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: bad advice. Joey's on the phone if he wants to

889
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:15,839
Speaker 1: know if he'll ever get respect as a five foot dude.

890
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: A couple options here for advice. You know. English seven

891
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 1: said get some Airmax. Also, have you thought of trying

892
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: to stretch yourself, like hanging upside down to try to

893
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: stretch yourself see if you can stretch your legs out

894
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 1: a little bit, joints and muscles and whatever ligaments? No,

895
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 1: I have not thought about that. All right, Well, I

896
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,760
Speaker 1: guess in my opinion, if you'll ever be taken seriously,

897
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 1: you know, from a fellow five footer. No, no, no,

898
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,879
Speaker 1: but you will be in the front of pictures. Yeah,

899
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: that's a good point. Yeah, every cloud has a suplie

900
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 1: right in front. But I mean, what is the thing

901
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 1: that you're having a problem with, Like, where do you

902
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 1: feel like you're not getting respect? You know, I've had

903
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: trouble with the shelving situation, right, Yeah, sometimes we have

904
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 1: to think of the very hip top and yeah, and

905
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 1: I'm a little guy, and of course, you know, dating

906
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: us actually pretty tough. Yeah, I was actually thinking about that.

907
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:10,320
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you. So I prefer short guys, really,

908
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 1: I do. That's why Alex and I are together. But

909
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: she does. She's actually one of the only women I've

910
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 1: met who literally doesn't like taller guys, Like if a

911
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 1: guy's over six foot like ill, No, it's not an

912
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: eye level thing. No, I don't like eye level. I

913
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 1: want them to be taller than me. But I'm five

914
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: foot tall, like right, everyone's taller than you. Okay, wait,

915
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 1: so wait, you said you like short guys, but you

916
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: don't want but you want somebody taller than you. Yeah,

917
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:35,840
Speaker 1: I mean I want a guy taller than me, so

918
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 1: Joey doesn't. You guys are the same size as you

919
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: want you to be five one and you can. I mean,

920
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 1: but there are girls that like shorter guys. Just do

921
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: some googling today, like um, tall women that have short

922
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 1: guy fetishes, and you probably the probably opened up a

923
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,720
Speaker 1: whole new dating world to you. And there's definitely videos

924
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: of those. Yeah. Oh yeah, I guess I never thought

925
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 1: about that. Gotta be man, there's a whole market that

926
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,319
Speaker 1: you haven't even tapped into. You can get a ton

927
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: of respect to the short guy. I'm telling you. Also,

928
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 1: as far as dating goes, short guys like us we're

929
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: better to date than those tall, gorgeous honky dudes because

930
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 1: we have had to work for everything in our life.

931
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 1: So we know the value of hard work when it

932
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: comes to a relationship, you know. Yeah, I know that life. Well.

933
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: I hope that good friends bad advice helped you. Yeah, guys,

934
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. You actually gave me a few ideas. Yeah,

935
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 1: I think you're going to help mostly how to google

936
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 1: girls with short guy fetishes, but it could be really beneficial,

937
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 1: like like she can carry you on her shoulders, so

938
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: you can see it a concert. Oh, you can make

939
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: one mega person. Yeah, that sounds pretty fun. Yeah. Also, dude,

940
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 1: it could save you a lot of work walking. If

941
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 1: you got a baby born, she could just strap you

942
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 1: on the fro. You guys walk around everywhere together, you'd

943
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:48,319
Speaker 1: be right there hunter Jets. Oh god, being a short

944
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 1: guys in that bed. Definitely not so. Hopefully that helps

945
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,240
Speaker 1: and good luck, yeah, good luck in your future endeavors.

946
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: I see. I think we changed his life for the better. Yeah,

947
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 1: definitely kind of down. He did not at the end though,

948
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 1: at the end he's founding kind of more down a

949
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 1: little bit. Well, he's just he's not down, he's just

950
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:11,319
Speaker 1: he's talking from down there. Down bad for the little guy.

951
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: I think we gave him a whole new world to

952
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: look at, like a whole new Yeah. I just think

953
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: it would like text in four one to six one,

954
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Speaker 1: call us say to day three four three one to

955
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Speaker 1: six one if you ever want some good friends, bad advice,

956
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 1: and maybe we can help you out, Like I don't

957
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 1: know if we did that guy, but we can help

958
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 1: you out maybe or not. It's a Jewel Show. The

959
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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio