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Speaker 1: All right, at the top of the hour. Right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour, we'll have today's strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: But right now, come on, nephew, what is your prank

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Speaker 1: phone call for it? Today? You're bouncing checks at the church. Wow,

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Speaker 1: y'all know who you are bouncing checks at the church?

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Speaker 1: Is that your Christian voice? Oh? Your bouncing chiu? M

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Speaker 1: okay here it is. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach

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Speaker 1: a Monica system. Monica. Please, this is brother brother de Sean.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling actually I'm a member at a Greater Commissionary

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Speaker 1: Baptist church. Help you as I'm calling you actually about

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Speaker 1: the offering? Now? Did you? I know you paid your ties,

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Speaker 1: but you also say, okay, now you paid a love

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Speaker 1: offering as well? Right? Yes, okay? Now this past Sunday. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at a check that you left us with

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Speaker 1: the bank, right, right, I sure did. I wrote check Sunday. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Now the check, ma'am was two hundred and fifty dollars,

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Speaker 1: Am I correct? Right? Right? I wrote two checks for

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Speaker 1: my ties and the love offering, right, I wrote one

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Speaker 1: for two fifty for the love offering. Okay, Now, ma'am,

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Speaker 1: I don't I know First of all, how you know

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Speaker 1: I didn't ask you how's your day going? You're doing

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Speaker 1: all right? My day is fun. How about yours? I'm

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Speaker 1: like I said, I'm blessed now. But what is this

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Speaker 1: call regarding? Why are you calling me? What I wanted

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Speaker 1: to tell you is that I hate to be a

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Speaker 1: bit of bad news, but you your check that you

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Speaker 1: wrote for two fifty actually has bounced. And wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: you said my check bounce for two and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 1: Your check bound. So what I'm doing is calling you

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Speaker 1: about recouping the two fifty as well as you know

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Speaker 1: you you cost us thirty dollars uh in bank fees.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, now, I wrote two checks. I wrote

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Speaker 1: a check for did that one bounce? I don't see

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Speaker 1: to it that that that one bound. All I know

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Speaker 1: is the one that the love offering has bounced. What

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Speaker 1: did you put him in at the same time? Because

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Speaker 1: I wrote him at the same time. They all go

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Speaker 1: in on Monday, ma'am. Now I didn't put them in

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Speaker 1: at the same time. I've been putting them in for

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Speaker 1: the last two or three years. The problem is why

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Speaker 1: would people write the brother Shaun Sunday. I don't think

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Speaker 1: it matters, and when I was there, man, the problem

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Speaker 1: is that I didn't put these checks in. And I

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Speaker 1: don't understand why y'all write these checks to the check

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Speaker 1: knowing that they're gonna because a lot of people right

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Speaker 1: that good? Well not one clear? Why the other one

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Speaker 1: didn't clear? Maybe you didn't have enough money for both

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Speaker 1: of them to clear. What did you say? Maybe you

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Speaker 1: didn't have enough money in the bank for both of

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Speaker 1: them to clip. And I don't understand why people right

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Speaker 1: in the bank at all my checks clear. I don't

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Speaker 1: write no damn checks. Well you wrote one on Sunday,

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Speaker 1: and that's the problem. How are you gonna try to

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Speaker 1: give a look? Wait a minute, I think you got

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Speaker 1: me confused with somebody else. I don't write no bad

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Speaker 1: checks you. I'm trying to be nice to you. When

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Speaker 1: can we expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars?

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Speaker 1: So that's the bank fees, ma'am for the doll gonna

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Speaker 1: check bouncing. My check didn't bounce. I don't check my bank.

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Speaker 1: And if my check clear, you're gonna pay me thirty

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Speaker 1: dollars for calling me, harassing me by a two hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty dollar check. Bounce. I don't write no damn

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Speaker 1: Why would you write check? What you want to sit

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Speaker 1: up in the church and write these big number checks

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Speaker 1: when you know you ain't got it in the bank?

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Speaker 1: I said, why would you write these checks when the

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Speaker 1: money ain't in? Now, let me tell you one thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't write no bad check. And you got a

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Speaker 1: lots calling me telling me my check bounce. Y'all. Check

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Speaker 1: is the one that has bound. And you tell you

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Speaker 1: what you do since my check bounce, you paid them,

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Speaker 1: since you got all the money, And don't call me

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Speaker 1: with this again? Call her bad cat, call her back hello.

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Speaker 1: Don't you hang upon me no more? When when aren't

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Speaker 1: we gonna get this two fifty and this thirty dollars?

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Speaker 1: Somebody from the church to my I wrote a bad check, right,

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Speaker 1: a bad check? I didn't write no bad Why are

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Speaker 1: you calling me? Why the treacher don't call me at church?

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Speaker 1: The tragic is bes I ain't never know the deacon

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Speaker 1: called nobody about no bad check. You're fully thank you

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Speaker 1: you got the damn money I ain't got. Who is

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Speaker 1: that in the background? Who is that for mine? Who

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Speaker 1: it is? We're both going to the same church and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna call me to my I wrote a bad check.

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Speaker 1: You don't you call me no more? And if the

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Speaker 1: check bad, you paid? Okay, keep passed to know you're

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Speaker 1: talking like this, pass to know you're calling me? Can

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Speaker 1: you after that? Look? When are we gonna get this?

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Speaker 1: Two two and eighty dollars is what we're looking for

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Speaker 1: from you? I wrote a check for two fifties and

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Speaker 1: not get to eighty. You put the thirty dollars with it.

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Speaker 1: You put two fifty in there in thirty dollars cost

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Speaker 1: us on bait fees. That's two eight. Where can the

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Speaker 1: church expect their money? Never? Not no to eight? You

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Speaker 1: will never get to eight. You're gonna make me come

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Speaker 1: by your and my check in what I'm gonna do?

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Speaker 1: What You're gonna make me come by your house and

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Speaker 1: get this money? Bring it? Bring it, bring it? What

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Speaker 1: is the address on this check? Check? I got it

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Speaker 1: off the check. I bet you you'll be limping back

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Speaker 1: and I'm watching you. You bet not be spending no

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Speaker 1: money nowhere. You bet not spend nothing until I get

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Speaker 1: this too, fifty plus thirty whatever. I want to know.

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Speaker 1: You don't you know what I am? And you don't

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Speaker 1: call me no more with this because my check did

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Speaker 1: not bounce. I don't see how one check went through

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Speaker 1: and the other bounce. Let me say this to you,

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Speaker 1: we cannot accept you back into the House of the

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Speaker 1: Lord no more until you are not don't you come

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Speaker 1: in the Sunday until we get coming up in the Sunday,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna make sure I find you because you

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Speaker 1: the person I want to see you. And you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the pastor right now and ask him

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Speaker 1: because I don't believe my check bound. Let me say this,

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Speaker 1: before you called pastor I got. No, I'm a called pastor. No,

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Speaker 1: you should have talked with pastor before you call me

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Speaker 1: with this information. I got one more thing I need

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Speaker 1: to say. You ain't got nothing to say to me.

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Speaker 1: You don't upset me with this I'm talking about I

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Speaker 1: bounced the check. You should have went to pastor before

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Speaker 1: you called me with you. I tall pastor one I got,

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Speaker 1: But I got one more thing to say before I leave,

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Speaker 1: is you're listening? What are you about to say to me?

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Speaker 1: What do you have to say now that you're gonna

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Speaker 1: pay the check? This is Nephew timing from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You just got praankeed by your girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: What did you say? Baby? This is what did you say?

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Speaker 1: I'd say? This is nephew till me, baby, brother, Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend has pranked you. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: beat that. She just left hid flying out to do

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Speaker 1: in her She didn't. I can't. Oh baby serious, I'm serious, baby,

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Speaker 1: I'm your check has not bounced going in the church

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Speaker 1: Sunday and let's let's we're gonna we got a lot

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Speaker 1: to pray. I've oh my god, I've been cursed. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, y'all need to stop this. Let me ask

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Speaker 1: you one more thing though, baby, what is the baddest

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Speaker 1: radio show in the land, the Steve Harvey Morning y'all

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Speaker 1: need to stop it now, cut that out. Now. You

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Speaker 1: don't bounce checks at the church. You know how quick

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Speaker 1: the church check clear? Now? Do you know they clear

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Speaker 1: on Sunday? Now? Yeah, they'd be in there card now,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, everything. We had nothing, No, we had no.

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Speaker 1: You couldn't write a check and nothing at my church.

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Speaker 1: We couldn't do that. You could checks embarrassing at the church.

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Speaker 1: And lady, do you have another card? Just keep it low.

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Speaker 1: You ain't gotta see that loud and everybody, you have

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Speaker 1: another card, now, bless me. Famous line of our church was,

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Speaker 1: you know, the Lord said we didn't give enough this

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Speaker 1: go around. Now they're gonna to play background. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: would said, Lord said we we didn't give enough. It's

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Speaker 1: five more, five more in here. Our trade went around

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Speaker 1: three times, well it passed me three damn times. All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll be back, coming up. The Strawberry Letter