Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want
Speaker 2: to be there.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 3: time and aid, termino and gage. We want to send
Speaker 3: you off in style.
Speaker 4: We wanna welcome you back home.
Speaker 3: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 3: Mal porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need
Speaker 3: to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do your need do you ride?
Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need
Speaker 2: a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Coilgariff.
Speaker 2: We are leaving my house. That's right.
Speaker 3: Change changing it up on this bright spring.
Speaker 2: Beautiful, gorgeous day.
Speaker 3: Just a wonderful day.
Speaker 2: Pig. It's seventy five again everyone.
Speaker 4: I mean the at least because I think when I
Speaker 4: looked early, well this was the valley though it was
Speaker 4: eighty three.
Speaker 2: It's been in the eighties. I guess I missed my
Speaker 2: chance to go snowboarding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's over. Wave, it's over. No, wait a second.
Speaker 3: On Thursday it goes down to like sixty one degrees.
Speaker 2: Or that's great, yep, I still have my sweaters on
Speaker 2: a hangar.
Speaker 3: Don't throw anything away yet.
Speaker 2: No, No, every year I throw away all th sweaters
Speaker 2: and start over.
Speaker 3: Don't do it.
Speaker 2: This is the route I jog. When if I do
Speaker 2: jog up to and run right here, suddenly is a
Speaker 2: lesion park where you left your pumpkin.
Speaker 3: I why is there funking right there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the route. Sometimes I'll jog with a
Speaker 2: gourd yep and once that hill's done, I can just
Speaker 2: I put down my extra vegetable weight. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: I go up this hillside.
Speaker 3: Here, come back, saute it on the right day.
Speaker 2: I come back and yes, I make a soup. But
Speaker 2: this that green hill I love running up there and
Speaker 2: it looks like Ireland.
Speaker 3: I indeed, I was going to tell you that I
Speaker 3: am so excited, but I know this is going to
Speaker 3: change because the weather. I got to go to my
Speaker 3: closet and take off my ug boots I've been wearing
Speaker 3: for four months, and then.
Speaker 2: I was going to have an intervention.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's pretty, but I literally out loud said
Speaker 4: we're back, baby, to my flip flops that I wear
Speaker 4: every other month of the year. I was so excited.
Speaker 4: I'm just like with the worst pedicure of all time.
Speaker 4: I'm still doing it because it's hot enough where you
Speaker 4: can't figure out how hot you're.
Speaker 2: Going to be, right, Yeah, I got real close the
Speaker 2: other day. Not flip flops, but I almost got those
Speaker 2: like pink and blue Nike like running trail sandals. Okay,
Speaker 2: like the their comment if I show if I did
Speaker 2: buy them, I'm still looking at them. I go and
Speaker 2: look at them, and I haven't pulled the trigger. You
Speaker 2: know how you sometimes visit clothing, sure I know?
Speaker 3: Or like is this me? Or am I being weird?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do they even like me?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Are we feeling the same thing here?
Speaker 2: But that I think will be my first open toad,
Speaker 2: so I'll have to prepare my toes aren't presentation ready yet,
Speaker 2: but I will get a pedicure.
Speaker 3: Can I just ask real quick?
Speaker 2: They're not that bad. If I showed you them, then
Speaker 2: you'd be like, oh, they're fine. Come on?
Speaker 3: Are they flip flop shaped or are they like Teeva strappy?
Speaker 2: Shit, they are Teeva strappy, but which I've been a
Speaker 2: They are Teva strappy and but you know what, what
Speaker 2: kind of a Teeva strappy guy? I've just been denying it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and i've, i've I'm a sock person. As you know,
Speaker 2: my first words were, look, dad, no socks?
Speaker 3: Is that true?
Speaker 2: Yes? My parents thought I would never talk because I
Speaker 2: had convulsions as a baby, and they were like, well,
Speaker 2: I guess we have a special kid that won't be
Speaker 2: that emote his emotions with words. And then one day
Speaker 2: I saw a man wearing sandals and I said, look, dad,
Speaker 2: no socks. Wow says that was where my first words,
Speaker 2: and it was a whole sentence.
Speaker 3: You were saving it all up.
Speaker 2: I looked at comma, I paused, no socks. And comedy timing, Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: I was all about timing from the beginning, even even
Speaker 2: with my birth one am great timing. But I mean
Speaker 2: that is also you did a joke I did. I
Speaker 2: think that you did with a lot of stories. Though.
Speaker 2: I wonder if my dad's embellishing them to make them
Speaker 2: better stories, because I hear.
Speaker 4: Them and he he does love you a lot, so
Speaker 4: he might be just like, this is how hilarious you were.
Speaker 3: From day one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and really you just kind of made a sound.
Speaker 2: Yeah sucks sacks. I just sit but yeah, I might
Speaker 2: go get those Nike running sandals. We'll see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's let's see.
Speaker 2: Let's see, but that's more of a river. I do
Speaker 2: like to have footwear that you can just jump in
Speaker 2: the water in, if that comes to.
Speaker 3: Really important in La because so much full water, bodies
Speaker 3: of water surrounded by uh, cement embankments.
Speaker 2: But the La River is an actual, naturally occurring river.
Speaker 2: They just somehow lifted up the water and laid a
Speaker 2: cement foundation put it back down.
Speaker 3: Do you think that helicopters it is a man made river?
Speaker 2: Actually, no, apparently the La River was here before us. Really,
Speaker 2: they just re routed it with cement. Okay, some people
Speaker 2: use sand bags, beavers chew on trees. La poor cement.
Speaker 2: I'd like to take away. Let's take it all.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, let's take it all up.
Speaker 3: Let's no one cares, I mean truly. If anything, it
Speaker 3: just starts a fun conversation like, hey, I actually worked
Speaker 3: for the La Conservancy.
Speaker 4: Where the fuck are you getting this? Or Chris is right, yes,
Speaker 4: he's actually quoting me directly.
Speaker 2: It is the La River is a real river. Okay
Speaker 2: that I've looked up because it's hard to believe. But
Speaker 2: there are sections right along here where what is that
Speaker 2: the five where you can see there's like an island
Speaker 2: and you'll say a crane or something like by that
Speaker 2: that bridge with a giant white witch finger.
Speaker 3: Right, they're working on all of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh are they?
Speaker 3: Yeah, getting all the like kind of trying to make
Speaker 3: it a real river front. Yeah, but is real city.
Speaker 2: That's where I did the tiny boat race about a
Speaker 2: year ago, where yeah, it was really it was really fun.
Speaker 2: I always forget Los Angeles has beautiful outdoors the uh
Speaker 2: spots spots, but you gotta go seek them out. I did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not coming to you.
Speaker 2: No, that's the thing about the outdoors. You gotta go
Speaker 2: get it. T shirt idea. I get it. I went
Speaker 2: two days ago, drove all the way up the mountains
Speaker 2: of Malibu, you know that area between the one oh
Speaker 2: one and Malibu, Like there's all those it's quite a
Speaker 2: drive up the Windy Hill. But there's a fire station,
Speaker 2: the station Camp eight I think it's called, and these
Speaker 2: firemen all lived there like it's a barracks, and they
Speaker 2: were of course situated right in the middle. The entire
Speaker 2: camp was surrounded by singed trees like they were there
Speaker 2: in their cafeteria where I did stand up with Lachlan
Speaker 2: Patterson really. Yeah, it was so fun. It was middle
Speaker 2: of the day, in between shifts.
Speaker 3: A noonar at a firehouse is many female comics dream
Speaker 3: come true.
Speaker 2: It was they were Yeah, they were all sweet, very
Speaker 2: young firemen. I couldn't I'm they all looked like they
Speaker 2: were twenty. Yeah, and maybe it's like a training facility
Speaker 2: and that's why they were younger. But they were so
Speaker 2: nice and they were so excited to have something going on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it was it was really fun. They gave me
Speaker 2: a T shirt. But then afterwards, just driving down it
Speaker 2: was beautiful and then I started seeing what we're not
Speaker 2: allowed to see because the fireman, the guy the captain
Speaker 2: drove us like, gave us a little escort down on
Speaker 2: the Malibu side because it was quicker, and Lachlan had
Speaker 2: a massage to get to I did mention that many
Speaker 2: times on stage we have to go. Lachland has a massage.
Speaker 2: And it was just so crazy to actually see the
Speaker 2: fire damage, like that whole thing of like beautiful house
Speaker 2: untouched one melted steel. All you nine to eleven conspiracy
Speaker 2: theorists out there, fire does indeed melt steal, yeah, just
Speaker 2: like weird metal frameworks. And then house, and none of
Speaker 2: those cars have been moved. All the power lines along
Speaker 2: the pch that should be buried, and now's our chance
Speaker 2: to not put them on poles. They just put poles
Speaker 2: up again. And all the cars, Porschas exotic cars still
Speaker 2: sitting there. Yeah, and all these.
Speaker 4: Because it's totally shut down, like they nobody can go there.
Speaker 4: I feel like that people even live there. It's all
Speaker 4: completely closed off down.
Speaker 2: I felt like I shouldn't be here, And all the
Speaker 2: National Guard guys in giant assault vehicles were just like
Speaker 2: staring at me, like what are you doing here? And
Speaker 2: then I, you know, I could my winning. I wink
Speaker 2: and smile and then they smile.
Speaker 3: Back and they go, sure, come on in, even though
Speaker 3: the people that live here can't be here. Yes, but
Speaker 3: what a smile.
Speaker 2: There was no they let people leave though. They just thought,
Speaker 2: what that guy lives up here, he has an eight
Speaker 2: accord with dents.
Speaker 3: And and then you're like, it's called generational wealth.
Speaker 2: Yes, sorry, you don't know the Fairbanks name.
Speaker 3: That's your problem.
Speaker 2: Ever heard of Fairbanks? The Vice President to Roosevelt.
Speaker 3: This the fucking town in Alaska.
Speaker 2: Where I'm going when in April I'm doing shows in
Speaker 2: Alaska and they are booking it as he's a relative
Speaker 2: of the guy that named our city. Because it is true.
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a theory. My grandma always told me that
Speaker 2: I was related to the vice president that named Fairbanks, Alaska.
Speaker 2: But she also said all Fairbanks are related through some
Speaker 2: questionable mayflower settling in I think Minnesota. So if there's
Speaker 2: a Fairbanks, chances are I am related to them. So
Speaker 2: but that I have not done any DNA work. I
Speaker 2: have not questioned my grandmother. She's no longer with us.
Speaker 2: It would require a shovel and lawbreaking. But yeah, I.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I just thought you're gonna say psychic and
Speaker 4: you went with me even better choice in a tone
Speaker 4: of voices.
Speaker 3: If someone's gonna make you do it the second you
Speaker 3: say a shovel.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'd like to find out who my extended family is,
Speaker 2: but I need a shovel.
Speaker 5: And uh yeah.
Speaker 2: But I'm very excited to be in Alaska and that's cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah you heard it here, Hey, Alaska, all of northern Canada.
Speaker 2: It is northern uh, northern uh Alaska that I'm doing.
Speaker 2: But yeah, if you're in Canada, jump on.
Speaker 3: A rubber trip, please that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I miss you. You can keep her catch up flavored
Speaker 2: chips at home, though, you know, and I make little
Speaker 2: slight jabs. You got it.
Speaker 3: That's the kind of push pull of talking to your audience.
Speaker 2: Yes, I exactly, I'm a real Don Records. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: both love your chocolate. But those catchup flavored potato chips.
Speaker 2: Goddamn it. I mean, why do I eat the whole bag?
Speaker 2: These are gross? Oh my god. And then it's empty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's chips though, that's chips for you.
Speaker 2: That's chips for you, folks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have three or four ruffles and I'm like,
Speaker 3: that's too many, and that's too much sodium. And then
Speaker 3: the bag's empty. Yeah, it doesn't help.
Speaker 2: No, know those things. It does not. It does not.
Speaker 3: That's chips and how chips work.
Speaker 2: I've been trying to I got los Apparently I need
Speaker 2: to eat less salt, uh huh, And so I got
Speaker 2: some low sodium salt. I've been watching I went, I've
Speaker 2: been to it. I went to IT class the other
Speaker 2: day and the guy who gave me dietary stuff to do. Also,
Speaker 2: it's just a full body workout with kettle bells and stuff. Okay,
Speaker 2: and he looks so much like oh the kid for
Speaker 2: that hosted extra that's from say by.
Speaker 3: The bell Oho Mario lope Key.
Speaker 2: And he actually has an accent. I'm not sure where
Speaker 2: he's from. He's got he speaks Spanish, and he looks
Speaker 2: so much like him that I know he's heard it
Speaker 2: his whole life. And so of course I'm not going
Speaker 2: to say, you know who you look like, but he
Speaker 2: is shaped the same, he's got the same face, just
Speaker 2: didn't have those dimples.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And then favorite part the last class I took with him,
Speaker 2: he was wearing an extra no T shirt.
Speaker 3: Could Mario Lopo's be doing so badly that he needs
Speaker 3: to give individual workout tips?
Speaker 5: It's good?
Speaker 2: I mean, oh that was my chance. I have so
Speaker 2: many questions Mario quick Q. What was Screech really like?
Speaker 2: Did he ever try and stab you with a pen? I? Uh?
Speaker 2: I just like that. He obviously was conscious of it
Speaker 2: because he had a shirt that said extra extra extra.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's so funny when people embrace who they
Speaker 2: look like and go so far as to have wardrobe
Speaker 2: to let people know, hey, I get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why not? I mean, I'm sure he hears it
Speaker 3: all the time. Yeah, you can't get away from it.
Speaker 2: And that's the kind of thing. You know who you
Speaker 2: look like. If it's someone that's universally good looking, it's
Speaker 2: safe to say it. Yeah, it's not like I'm saying,
Speaker 2: you know who you look like? You look like Wellem Dafoe.
Speaker 2: Your very expressive face.
Speaker 3: You have an expressive, frightening yes face.
Speaker 2: There was an interview where he said, I have a
Speaker 2: rubbery face I can make. I can look really scary
Speaker 2: if I want to, and I do it all the time.
Speaker 2: That's my little secret.
Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I also saw a thing where, you know, so there's
Speaker 4: always influencers on the street in like New York interviewing.
Speaker 3: People have like, what's your best advice for a blah
Speaker 3: blah blah. Yeah, they fucking stopped Willem Defoe and he
Speaker 3: actually stopped and he was kind of like, I gotta go,
Speaker 3: but they were like, do you have any advice for
Speaker 3: a person who's blah blah blah? And then he goes, actually, no,
Speaker 3: there is no advice. Go through it, and he gave
Speaker 3: this lovely kind of.
Speaker 5: It's so good.
Speaker 4: But I mean also because at first you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: he's the celebrity. That's like, no, I'm not talking to you.
Speaker 4: But it wasn't that. It was like he's he have
Speaker 4: somewhere to be Hi. I didn't have a stop sign, right, No.
Speaker 2: He was just being impatient.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a roll through. I'm sure that's his Hollywood
Speaker 3: stop because he lives nearby.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you're in your own immediate neighborhood and someone
Speaker 2: affects your routine, yeah, it's irritating. Yeah, it will. H
Speaker 2: he did have a haircut like a well known hate mongero.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he did look a lot like Steven Miller.
Speaker 2: Right, I set him up, you knock him down?
Speaker 3: Boom, Fuck you dude.
Speaker 2: We have a guest. We're at their house, very excited.
Speaker 3: Yes, this guy's great.
Speaker 2: He's great. I'm gonna wait on the name until he's
Speaker 2: out on the streets, but i'll give you a hint.
Speaker 2: First name, Joe.
Speaker 3: You know him from if you've ever gone to UCB
Speaker 3: and gone to the ASCAT improv show or the whatever
Speaker 3: the other ones are. Harald's right, there's one man named one.
Speaker 2: There's Armando, there's iLiads, all of it. The short form,
Speaker 2: there's long form. But I think our guest today was
Speaker 2: one of the.
Speaker 3: There's only the occupation of nurse only.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's a geographical location of Playboy mansion only. There's
Speaker 2: a lot of short form.
Speaker 3: Long forms.
Speaker 2: And he was a teacher, I believe at the UCB.
Speaker 2: He's grown a beard. He's just locking up shop and
Speaker 2: walking this way.
Speaker 4: Get ready, get ready, we're about to podcast.
Speaker 3: What if I just drove away? As he walks up,
Speaker 3: that's him.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen him in a long time. He looks
Speaker 2: like the same person. You know today's guest from cruise ships,
Speaker 2: clubs and colleges across the country. Oh it is It
Speaker 2: is a weird handle. Uh yeah, it's like you just
Speaker 2: it's hard.
Speaker 3: Context clears you got it.
Speaker 5: My wife has an ionic fine. Oh yeah, come up.
Speaker 5: The inside handle just pops out immediately.
Speaker 2: Hello, you're hearing this shoving voice of today's guest, Joe Winger.
Speaker 4: Everyway right, Joe, Joe, I'm getting rid of this car,
Speaker 4: So just don't just reserve your judges.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not, of course.
Speaker 2: I got her a sticker for the back that says
Speaker 2: I bought it before we knew he was crazy, but
Speaker 2: someone stole it. In a defiant political defiance.
Speaker 3: I put it across the the band. I wasn't it
Speaker 3: was nighttime when I put it on because I was
Speaker 3: so excited to have it, and then put it across
Speaker 3: what was essentially the bottom of the trunk, so I
Speaker 3: was like, there it is, and then realize that when
Speaker 3: you open the trunk, it just split the whole.
Speaker 5: Thing and happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that seem always got to watch your seems. Joe,
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 5: I'm good? How are you? Guys? We're great, I have
Speaker 5: I'm coming here with tasks. If you want me to
Speaker 5: tell you the task now, so that we're doing it,
Speaker 5: let's do it the right way. I've already failed. I
Speaker 5: think you should go up this next street to the right. Yeah,
Speaker 5: go through the lights here and then make your immediate
Speaker 5: right okay, and we'll drive along with hill.
Speaker 2: Are we doing something in your ally? Get the garbage?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 5: This is a car wash that's still under construction, so
Speaker 5: I can get away with a lot of stuff in.
Speaker 2: This app.
Speaker 3: That looks cool.
Speaker 5: I it's it used to be a really nice, like classic,
Speaker 5: old looking car wash, and then they tore it down
Speaker 5: and I was like, oh, I wonder what's going to
Speaker 5: be in there, and now it's just another car wash,
Speaker 5: except it's new and it looks like.
Speaker 2: Shit, Yeah, there's weird uh arching poles. I haven't seen
Speaker 2: new car wash technology, but that that was it.
Speaker 5: This is my neighbor Paul. Watch out because he has
Speaker 5: had an accident on this bike.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I give Paul a nice birth.
Speaker 5: He's very old and he should not be riding the bike.
Speaker 5: I don't think. I just realized your window with them
Speaker 5: can't hear me?
Speaker 2: Now? We could yell it right at him. That's a
Speaker 2: that's one of those electronic assists bikes. That thing goes.
Speaker 2: Probably should I just keep driving, driving straight?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just gonna drive release Oh whoa, Oh sorry
Speaker 3: that's too slow.
Speaker 5: You can Oh my god. This episode is just going
Speaker 5: to be directions.
Speaker 2: What secret could I yell at him here that he'd
Speaker 2: be like? How did he know that? Should I just
Speaker 2: scream as a dress at him?
Speaker 5: You could say Jack didn't want to do the renovation
Speaker 5: on your house because you were giving too many notes. Okay,
Speaker 5: that's perfect.
Speaker 3: Drama.
Speaker 5: We got this guy Jack, who day is really good
Speaker 5: at eighty US and stuff, and then this man and
Speaker 5: his wife wanted to get stuff done, and then they
Speaker 5: were given too many notes and he told them no.
Speaker 5: But then he was just at my house for every
Speaker 5: day for a year.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can make a left here.
Speaker 2: Actually, are you in any relation to the uh Wayne
Speaker 2: Guard Cooling and Hating.
Speaker 5: Nous?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're very popular units, and you were talking about
Speaker 2: home renovation. I thought maybe your family are they?
Speaker 5: Is that a nationwide company?
Speaker 2: I yeah, I just remember that being on a unit
Speaker 2: at a rental.
Speaker 3: That's your safety net, would you if you ever want
Speaker 3: to leave Los Angeles?
Speaker 5: I know that there's a Winger Dairy Farms in central Pennsylvania,
Speaker 5: which I've been told I'm not related to, but I
Speaker 5: feel like I gotta be. Probably.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we we were just talking about this. Apparently I'm
Speaker 2: related to all fairbanks that exist. That's according to my grandma.
Speaker 2: As far as there was just a guy that landed
Speaker 2: here and had a lot of sex, I think, no brag,
Speaker 2: no brag. I'm not saying I had a lot of it.
Speaker 2: I'm just you know, derivative of it.
Speaker 5: So I thought I would use the podcast today to
Speaker 5: return Well, well, we had a birthday party for my
Speaker 5: daughter this Sunday. Hello, and she turned six, so it
Speaker 5: was a bunch of six and around six year old kids.
Speaker 5: So there were multiple water bottles left behind. So we're
Speaker 5: going to drive around and return the water bottle, okay,
Speaker 5: And I've given the parents a heads up and they're
Speaker 5: okay with this, and I'll say the full address and
Speaker 5: the names of each kid and I won't.
Speaker 3: Do that and then uh government names please of children.
Speaker 5: Now, I've listened to a few episodes of the show.
Speaker 5: I love it it. Do people ever just get out
Speaker 5: and and and run up a driveway? Is that okay?
Speaker 5: You want me to just sort of chuck these online? No,
Speaker 5: we did.
Speaker 2: You totally can and w cut unless something crazy happens,
Speaker 2: then we'll all run out there like a reporter.
Speaker 5: So make a right here. I'm sorry, Karen, absolutely no notice,
Speaker 5: so paranoid, like, well, I better not say the name
Speaker 5: of the street because some weird person is going to go.
Speaker 5: I want to figure out where Joe's daughter's friends parents live.
Speaker 2: They're just like, I need a new water bottle.
Speaker 5: Now, these folks also have a tesla and they're having
Speaker 5: the same issue that you're going through. And we went
Speaker 5: away with them for Presidents a weekend, so that can
Speaker 5: be the thing we look for. It's like, to the
Speaker 5: right here one of these houses. When we were driving
Speaker 5: up into the there's one. This is it? This is
Speaker 5: right here? Now? Which one is Julian's water pop? That's
Speaker 5: the real question.
Speaker 2: I love that. Do they have little names on them?
Speaker 5: Well, one of them doesn't. And that's the most irresponsible
Speaker 5: kid we're dealing with today, Lloyd.
Speaker 2: But of course it's Lloyd. Lloyd.
Speaker 5: I'm blaming the kid here because I've met the parents
Speaker 5: and they seem great. Now, you you got to unmike me. Okay,
Speaker 5: this is my one and only time on the show.
Speaker 5: That's all right.
Speaker 2: I love I love it.
Speaker 5: I have stuff. I have drinks in here for you too,
Speaker 5: juice box, it's left.
Speaker 3: Over apple juice. Oh, there's a button on the handle
Speaker 3: that if you.
Speaker 2: Press it will open, like, yeah, it's up where you're
Speaker 2: index finger with me.
Speaker 5: I feel like I am pressing it.
Speaker 2: I think it's Oh it's different than I Just grab
Speaker 2: your leg, push.
Speaker 3: Your thumb down, and push out at the same time.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's not working.
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, it's locked.
Speaker 5: That's very funny.
Speaker 2: Trying to make me look like a sorry works every time.
Speaker 5: Just because I drive a nineteen eighty seven Plymouth Reliance.
Speaker 5: I haven't been in that car for a reason than that. Okay,
Speaker 5: so I'm gonna press it, and this.
Speaker 3: Time it will totally hurt. Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: It's not work. You got him again.
Speaker 3: It's unlucky.
Speaker 2: This is something we do on the show. Huh, why
Speaker 2: don't you get out and try it? Yes?
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And then we're gonna do this at every house.
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm gonna learn it, I think, so, oh,
Speaker 5: there we go.
Speaker 2: Okay, I did it and I didn't yank.
Speaker 3: But you have to get back in on your own.
Speaker 2: We'll never see him again.
Speaker 3: This is the funniest far end of all time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so second only to Matt Walsh going to
Speaker 4: lens crafters on the show.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was a good one.
Speaker 3: That was a great one.
Speaker 2: And didn't he try and get some horse feed or something?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Was I think chicken feed or right goat feed
Speaker 3: backyard animal feed?
Speaker 5: What I might do.
Speaker 3: While he's in there, I might switch spots with him
Speaker 3: since I'm not getting out. It really is. But yeah,
Speaker 3: the button's really not working. It's only working from the outside.
Speaker 3: Wait a second, I wonder if I have some sort
Speaker 3: of child safety thing. Yes, did that drop off? Gojo?
Speaker 5: He's in there. Julian is in there, and I did
Speaker 5: hear me out? Mom, Joe is here with my water bottle.
Speaker 5: And then I yelled I'm doing a podcast, which I
Speaker 5: have to imagine he doesn't understand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, kids don't there six year olds.
Speaker 3: Look, I have the child safety locks on. That's all
Speaker 3: on me, and I swear to god I've never had
Speaker 3: that on before.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Apologies, No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I'm relieved.
Speaker 2: This is a weird way of finding out. But you're
Speaker 2: the first adult guest we've ever had.
Speaker 3: We just realized this is a grammar school podcast.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know if you guys are in Eagle
Speaker 5: Rock a lot. This is gonna be an annoying left urn,
Speaker 5: but we want to.
Speaker 3: Go left, okay.
Speaker 5: I also don't want to make any judgments on you.
Speaker 5: As a drive, my ability.
Speaker 3: Is to get across the stell lanes of traffic.
Speaker 5: I'll do whatever I can do to get to a light.
Speaker 5: But I would never I've lived here for eight years.
Speaker 5: I've never made this.
Speaker 3: I mean, let's see what we can do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Karen has a she's she's calm and careful, but
Speaker 2: she gets it done and she knows how to drive
Speaker 2: and talk at the same time. Well, I'm on your side,
Speaker 2: but you've had that was pretty easy. There wasn't a
Speaker 2: lot of traffic.
Speaker 3: Wasn't bad at all.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that seemed like an attack.
Speaker 5: I get in the right lane up here when you can.
Speaker 5: This is gonna be quick, and then I only have
Speaker 5: eleven other chores after we do this, and then we
Speaker 5: have a normal conference.
Speaker 3: Then we can talk once we get it done.
Speaker 2: Joe, when did you I'm mixed right after this, when
Speaker 2: did you record a Comedy Central half hour? I feel
Speaker 2: like I was there.
Speaker 5: I want to say it was twenty thirteen. Okay, I
Speaker 5: was twenty fourteen.
Speaker 2: I was not there. I just remember your cat report
Speaker 2: card joke.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, I really loved that place. They were great.
Speaker 2: What what was it?
Speaker 5: It was like a it was a cat like a
Speaker 5: boarding place in Pasadena called the Best Little Cat House
Speaker 5: in Pasadena, and they would give you a report card
Speaker 5: about like what your cat got into and what they
Speaker 5: didn't get into, the which, of course, like he wasn't
Speaker 5: getting into anything, like he was just like having stressed diarrhea,
Speaker 5: that he's in a weird place.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he thought he'd been given away, did they? That's
Speaker 3: oh fucking terrible parkhole.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can pull over here.
Speaker 2: That was actually eerie, like when you just see a
Speaker 2: balloon dangling. Something bad happened.
Speaker 5: I do you think we should loop around now? Okay,
Speaker 5: and then that'll be the least.
Speaker 3: Time of me, like turn it around or you know what.
Speaker 5: Yeah, turn it around, turn the car, Turn this goddamn
Speaker 5: car around. Yeah.
Speaker 2: There was a place in my hometown in Montana called
Speaker 2: Cats on Broadway and it had like film reels and
Speaker 2: a cat with a top hat on a sign with
Speaker 2: a cane like a performance but it was a vet.
Speaker 3: That's so good.
Speaker 2: But I think that they liked showbiz there.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, doesn't you just want to make yourself stand out.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sure they're going to get some clients
Speaker 5: just out of curiosity. It's right here, would be great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your cat has a bladder affection. But good news,
Speaker 2: here's this new headshots.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna pull over here just so I can get
Speaker 3: out of this the way of this car.
Speaker 5: This is a very tight streak that we're on right now.
Speaker 5: Apologize just.
Speaker 3: Well it's not told.
Speaker 2: Okaya, Look at this house, a nice retaining wall and
Speaker 2: beautiful foliage.
Speaker 3: This is a gorgeous home.
Speaker 2: Tell them I like the home.
Speaker 5: I just want everybody to know that I did it
Speaker 5: on the first try. That time, I didn't fully take
Speaker 5: my seat belt.
Speaker 3: Because you're so excited to open that door.
Speaker 5: I like, didn't take it off at all.
Speaker 2: I think it's amazing that all of its kids little
Speaker 2: friends live in the area.
Speaker 3: I know, like, isn't that a part of having kids?
Speaker 4: As you're not you're definitely dissuading your child from liking
Speaker 4: somebody in Alhambra.
Speaker 2: I think it was for riding a bike across town reasons,
Speaker 2: but my parents like, maybe keep it in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just the lessons your chance of getting killed
Speaker 3: on them.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, because back then there was nothing they could do.
Speaker 2: Just someone will come and snatch up. I remember my
Speaker 2: mom saying, any van a verd eye contact.
Speaker 3: Stay away from vans.
Speaker 2: Here's your first I should give me my first pepper
Speaker 2: spray at a very young age. I was ready. He's back.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: Uh did you get into a fight.
Speaker 5: No? I got nothing that time.
Speaker 2: Never.
Speaker 5: And they're in there too, really because I texted them, really,
Speaker 5: and these kids like me. So I don't understand what.
Speaker 2: Seems like something happened at the party.
Speaker 3: Everybody rand I.
Speaker 5: Saw them this morning at Joe at a school drop off.
Speaker 5: They did see me. They created a nickname for me.
Speaker 5: They were also on this holiday last week and they
Speaker 5: started calling me joke ding and they were happy to
Speaker 5: chant Joe dinka at me. Make a right. Here are
Speaker 5: the children?
Speaker 2: The children, Okay, what's the origin of dinka?
Speaker 5: I don't I don't know. I think they think it's
Speaker 5: a word for poop, but it's not, and I don't
Speaker 5: want to correct them.
Speaker 2: Right wow, well, I mean, let them have their fun?
Speaker 3: What children these days?
Speaker 2: What did you do at the party?
Speaker 5: Was the we did three things, which is which is
Speaker 5: too many?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 5: And it we had a live rabbits, which I think
Speaker 5: live rabbits that's enough. We didn't need to have anything
Speaker 5: else after that. But we had six live rabbits and
Speaker 5: we had a rabbit lady set up a pen.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 5: It was cute. The kids really liked it. I didn't
Speaker 5: really deal with the rabbits at all because we had
Speaker 5: the we had a bracelet station. I should have led
Speaker 5: with that. That's the most boring one.
Speaker 2: Oh, beads, put your name on a bracelet.
Speaker 5: You make, you make your own bracelets.
Speaker 3: Great, and the kids weren't excited about that.
Speaker 5: The kids were excited. Oh okay again would have been enough.
Speaker 5: Oh I see. And then we had these live rabbits.
Speaker 5: But then we also got a bounce house. And every
Speaker 5: one of these things has to have a bounce house. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but this was this had a new just keep going straight,
Speaker 5: this hasn't was a new like innovative bounce house that
Speaker 5: I haven't seen before, where it was like a snow
Speaker 5: globe and there were balloons inside of it and there
Speaker 5: was air that was making the balloons sort of bounce
Speaker 5: around in all different directions.
Speaker 2: I would have fun in that today.
Speaker 3: That sounds incredible.
Speaker 5: It looks incredible, which why when we saw it on
Speaker 5: the website, we rented it without reading any reviews. And
Speaker 5: they came up with this idea. But they have not
Speaker 5: figured out the technology yet for them.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: So the way it worked was there were two chambers
Speaker 5: to the bounce house. There was the initial chamber that
Speaker 5: and it was all you have to unzip and then
Speaker 5: get in the chamber. And then that had a separate
Speaker 5: sealed door that you had to unzip to get into
Speaker 5: the main balloon chain.
Speaker 2: Really, so there's like a muck room.
Speaker 3: There was into that.
Speaker 5: There was a muckroom leading into the main thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, take off your shoes, because they do have to
Speaker 2: take off their shoes. Is that where the kids left
Speaker 2: their shoes.
Speaker 5: The shoes were being left outside the initial chamber. To
Speaker 5: understand the point of the first chamber, except I think
Speaker 5: they thought we got to figure out a way to
Speaker 5: keep the balloons in the main thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, the whole thing is hooked.
Speaker 5: Up to a generator, and in order to keep it
Speaker 5: both inflated and to keep the balloons moving in snow
Speaker 5: globe motion, you have to keep both doors sealed at
Speaker 5: all times. Now, the problem with this is no oxygen. No,
Speaker 5: there's plenty of oxygens. There's too much oxygen. The problem
Speaker 5: is you've got over We also, we're insane. We should
Speaker 5: have invited at this point, now she's six, you should
Speaker 5: invite like twelve kids to the birthday party. We had forty.
Speaker 3: Kids, no kidding, forty six year old.
Speaker 5: Forty six year olds, all of their siblings, all of
Speaker 5: their parents.
Speaker 2: Are the rabbits still alive. Kids love the heavily pet.
Speaker 5: These rabbits will never be the same, I think, and
Speaker 5: I say I think because I wasn't over there with
Speaker 5: the rabbits. I was with this snow globe. Because the
Speaker 5: forty kids are not all going, let's all in a
Speaker 5: uniform and calm manner get into the snow globe at
Speaker 5: the same time, and then remain in there until we've
Speaker 5: all agreed to get out, which is constant. I'm going in,
Speaker 5: I'm going out. I don't like this, he bit me.
Speaker 5: I brought a food in I wasn't supposed to. It
Speaker 5: was just NonStop, and five minutes before the party started,
Speaker 5: my daughter Sally was like, can I go in there?
Speaker 5: And she went in there, and then my wife Holly
Speaker 5: went to get her out. And the second you unzip
Speaker 5: this thing, the entire thing deflates. After all the balloons
Speaker 5: shoot out all over. No, it's just very very poorly designed.
Speaker 2: What if there's still kids in there?
Speaker 5: It sort of collapses And the first couple of times
Speaker 5: they all yelled, but then that started to be fun
Speaker 5: for them because the more chaos that is happening with
Speaker 5: the bounce house, the kids like that. The parents don't
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 2: No, No, well, because there's a deposit and everything, what
Speaker 2: if it's leaking's.
Speaker 4: And it's also like a one big giant plastic bag
Speaker 4: that they're playing right.
Speaker 5: Yeah. It was also like today it was unseasonably warm
Speaker 5: for February, so it was eighty five degrees. So these
Speaker 5: trades were just getting cooked in there. And right before
Speaker 5: they all showed up, I had the realization of like, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm going to have to just stand here for three
Speaker 5: hours and zip and unzip this thing for three hours.
Speaker 5: I've got callous on my finger out and these kids
Speaker 5: would have come out and they would go, it's too
Speaker 5: windy and it's too hot in there, and it was like, well,
Speaker 5: you know what, go home. Noah, I don't want to
Speaker 5: be doing this anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm an usher right now wearing a red vest, seating
Speaker 2: children and a giant globe that's insane.
Speaker 3: No, you can't handle the inflated snow globes and get out.
Speaker 5: I still haven't done it, but I'm going to write
Speaker 5: them the nastiest review that I've ever written anything, because
Speaker 5: I feel like it is my responsibility to now let
Speaker 5: other parents know to never rent this thing. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: the guy came and he threw it up and he
Speaker 5: put instructions on it, and there were eight steps to
Speaker 5: the instructions and I was like, that seems like too many,
Speaker 5: and so I waited for him to come at the
Speaker 5: end of the night. Also, kids were like popping balloons,
Speaker 5: and I was like, stop popping the balloons, guys. When
Speaker 5: this man showed up at the end of the night,
Speaker 5: he took out a big needle and he popped every.
Speaker 2: Single Oh did the kids see that? And then look
Speaker 2: at you?
Speaker 5: Uh no, because he was three hours late for coming
Speaker 5: to put the thing down. Also, another thing I got
Speaker 5: a problem with here get that in there. So I,
Speaker 5: in a non confrontational way, which is my nature, I
Speaker 5: was like, hey, can you explain to me how this
Speaker 5: thing was supposed to work because I don't think I
Speaker 5: was doing it right. And he started to explain it
Speaker 5: to me and he was like, you have to keep
Speaker 5: each zipper open twelve inches and I was like, okay,
Speaker 5: so I guess there's a constant airflow. But I was like,
Speaker 5: but then how do you get the kid in there?
Speaker 5: Make a left here? No, I'm sorry, don't make a
Speaker 5: left here. At the next time, you can make.
Speaker 3: A left Okay.
Speaker 5: I was like, how do I get a kid in there?
Speaker 5: I can't, Like, they're all bigger than twelve inches. And
Speaker 5: then he was like, yeah, this thing is crazy. Was
Speaker 5: his only.
Speaker 2: That this thing is crazy?
Speaker 3: Wow, that's no, that is it's like this thing shouldn't
Speaker 3: have been approved by the government.
Speaker 2: So you you would recommend just your standard green castle
Speaker 2: shaped bounce house.
Speaker 5: Right here is good. I mean I would recommend trying
Speaker 5: to like just convince your kid that maybe they just
Speaker 5: want to go to the movies with one other kid
Speaker 5: is the main thing.
Speaker 2: The forty kids like, I'm sane.
Speaker 5: Well, and that was all on us, and that's because
Speaker 5: of some void or something that my wife and I
Speaker 5: are trying to fill. I think it's because we've been
Speaker 5: doing this renovation for a long time and we've been
Speaker 5: excited for people to be at our house. The house
Speaker 5: so oh thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that very very it's very clean and beautiful.
Speaker 5: But we meant it to be. We just let it
Speaker 5: become our thing and not her thing, and so we do.
Speaker 5: We have a very like severe. Our former nanny was
Speaker 5: there and she's very no nonsense. She's from Eritrea or Eritrea.
Speaker 5: I always I am afraid. I'm saying it wrong and she
Speaker 5: was just like, Joe, this is too many people. Right.
Speaker 5: I was like, this is a wedding and I was
Speaker 5: like I here, right, Zodi.
Speaker 3: But don't you think your daughter you said your daughter's
Speaker 3: name is Sally. Yes, that's such a good name. Don't
Speaker 3: you think she will always That'll be like a real
Speaker 3: peak moment because there was nothing not to do, like
Speaker 3: it was just go, go go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd think that it'll be, like I promised, lifelong
Speaker 2: memory because I remember my lame party is where it's
Speaker 2: just some candy not in a pinata because they didn't
Speaker 2: know you had to do that part. Yeah, and it
Speaker 2: was one of my favorite memories.
Speaker 5: Well, when I was there zipping and unzipping this thing time,
Speaker 5: that's what I told myself was going to happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But then another aspect of the party was it was
Speaker 5: it was my melody thing. My melody is a character
Speaker 5: in the Hello Kitty universe.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: We got her a bunch of these milar balloons, like
Speaker 5: fifty dollars stupid, yeah they were, and we had him
Speaker 5: tied to the gate and then at the end of
Speaker 5: the party, I untied them to the gate and instead
Speaker 5: of bringing them in the house because I'm an adult.
Speaker 5: I handed them to a six year old and she
Speaker 5: immediately left it and I snapped into it. I was like,
Speaker 5: it's that's it, they're gone, Say goodbye, they're gone, because
Speaker 5: they like that raising into the sky.
Speaker 2: Well that was a balloon, probably it was one.
Speaker 5: It was. It was upsetting on every single level the thing,
Speaker 5: and she just was immediately started bawling and she just
Speaker 5: kept looking up at the sky, going they're so far.
Speaker 3: Away, yeah, yeah, going.
Speaker 5: I can't even see that. And she just cried for
Speaker 5: the rest of the night.
Speaker 3: Oh. I think that's a good ending though, because then
Speaker 3: she gets it all out of her system. She's work,
Speaker 3: cannot sugar out, working out all the I like this, right,
Speaker 3: She's kind of like, get the emotions out, get the
Speaker 3: cord is all out, just.
Speaker 5: Get the full reset right there. That's the new tradition.
Speaker 5: We're gonna release the balloon.
Speaker 3: The stones, but each year they get more beautiful.
Speaker 2: That was a heartbreaking, a perfect moment to tell that
Speaker 2: little girl, you know, one day we all.
Speaker 4: Die, well, and it's going to be your fault because
Speaker 4: you let go of the handle of something and then
Speaker 4: you kill us all.
Speaker 3: Something like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good lesson. It's a good thing to
Speaker 5: know now.
Speaker 3: Foundation delay.
Speaker 5: It was very cute. It was cute because there was
Speaker 5: a moment where she looked at me like, you'll be
Speaker 5: able to do something for this, and it's like, nope.
Speaker 5: I know you think I'm tall, but I'm not even
Speaker 5: average height and these things are now five hundred feet
Speaker 5: in the air.
Speaker 3: You should have just put your hands up and been
Speaker 3: like not me and just walk into the house. Leave
Speaker 3: her alone with it.
Speaker 5: I'm going to return the final water bottle.
Speaker 2: What is there a name on it? Yes, this is
Speaker 2: Jony's Okay, good, the best one. That's so fun.
Speaker 4: I kind of feel like Joe Winger might be the
Speaker 4: most naturally funny person I've ever been around. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: that in the way that it's like the pacing of
Speaker 4: his voice, it's like the way he speaks.
Speaker 2: Yes, there he started telling that story, And for a
Speaker 2: moment I'm like, does he have a band's house bit
Speaker 2: that he does right, because uh yeah, that kind of
Speaker 2: timing training early UCB. He does stand up, he does,
Speaker 2: he did it all and it's filtered into his normal speaking.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But also he's clearly from like the Midwest, or something.
Speaker 2: I love these houses.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, it's such a nice neighborhood. All everything over
Speaker 3: here I.
Speaker 2: Really like because they're all look at the little cottagy.
Speaker 3: I know, they're just like it's like people taking care
Speaker 3: of their little house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, these are the kind of house. That's the kind
Speaker 2: of house I always expected to live in. Well, work
Speaker 2: on it too, I made. I'm trying.
Speaker 5: I'm doing.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, come on, I should be a homeowner by now.
Speaker 3: Well no, not in this not the way that, not
Speaker 3: this trajectory.
Speaker 2: No, not in this city at least, But I could
Speaker 2: own that house anywhere else in the country for real. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's I just like it did that kid know what
Speaker 2: a podcast was?
Speaker 5: Nobody was home there, but I forgot my other friend,
Speaker 5: Eliza's living in their back house. Oh, so I did
Speaker 5: see her and then I explained to her what I
Speaker 5: was doing. Great story, right, Okay, Now do you guys
Speaker 5: want to drink? I did bring.
Speaker 2: Juice, juice juice.
Speaker 5: Oh. I should have brought juice boxes. We do have
Speaker 5: plenty of those. I only this is another indicative of
Speaker 5: how too much we did too much with this party.
Speaker 5: I have like every type of bubbly water that Oh
Speaker 5: you've ever imagined. I've got raspberry nectarine Waterloo. I've got
Speaker 5: BlackBerry lemon Waterloo. I have a couple of different spin drifts.
Speaker 2: I want a spin drift. Do you have the grapefruit?
Speaker 5: I do have the grape Oh yes, Now are you sure?
Speaker 5: Because there are other often you can have six drinks?
Speaker 5: What am I saying? I'm trying to get rid of this.
Speaker 2: I jumped the gun.
Speaker 5: Why would I limit you to the one? You can
Speaker 5: have this whole bag.
Speaker 2: I like, there's a small percentage of juice in the
Speaker 2: spin drift, and it's real juice.
Speaker 5: It is such a treat, especially if you've been depriving
Speaker 5: yourself and you only have been doing just you know,
Speaker 5: like a Lacroix all day. Now, a little bit of juice.
Speaker 5: It's just enough juice juice you're living. Yeah, you're living
Speaker 5: with that.
Speaker 2: You're borderline frustrated that it's not fifteen percent.
Speaker 5: I let it sit out for hours. I try to
Speaker 5: drink just the water off the top, so then at
Speaker 5: the end I got straight juice.
Speaker 2: I love you fruit in the bottom water.
Speaker 4: I hate to argue you boys, but I don't like
Speaker 4: spin drift, and I think it's because the first one
Speaker 4: I ever had was a lemon flavor, and I thought
Speaker 4: I was having like a lemonade drink, and so when
Speaker 4: it actually hit my mouth, it was like I was
Speaker 4: being pranked.
Speaker 2: We all remember the disappointment of our first spin drift,
Speaker 2: but after having Lacroix, yeah, all of mine. Now I'm
Speaker 2: very thirsty and very excited. I'm sorry I'm demanding that.
Speaker 5: No, no, I'm it's great, and I'll make sure to
Speaker 5: not offer Karen the lemon spin drift that I have here.
Speaker 3: Absolutely right? Or should I have it again and reassess?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, so cold.
Speaker 5: I did too much ice in the cooler, I think
Speaker 5: days ago.
Speaker 2: Now this is just enough fun.
Speaker 3: So these were solid blocks of spin drift ice until
Speaker 3: very recently.
Speaker 5: I keep doing this thing because I'm worried that it's
Speaker 5: not going to be cold enough. So I put some
Speaker 5: drinks in, and then I put a layer of ice,
Speaker 5: and then I put more drinks, and then I put
Speaker 5: ice on top of that, and some of them end
Speaker 5: up just like encased in a tomb of ice. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and that that's not what anybody wants.
Speaker 2: There's a disturbance here, some cop cars, some neighbors are
Speaker 2: out Karen and I have a habit of We just
Speaker 2: asked what's going on and if we can help.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, great, I know CPR.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got narkan.
Speaker 2: And let me pull out a torso and she just
Speaker 2: shows them she does CPR.
Speaker 5: There is there does seem to be another neighbor who
Speaker 5: has a tire that he's bringing out, which is weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we noticed that the if LAPD is there, that
Speaker 3: means someone got hurt, because that's the only yeah member,
Speaker 3: they don't They won't do anything unless someone got hurt
Speaker 3: and they have to call it.
Speaker 5: Oh right, yes, otherwise that's all they'd be doing is
Speaker 5: going constantly.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They when I got a terrible wreck where I was
Speaker 2: trapped in the car, I couldn't open the doors. They
Speaker 2: just said, is your leg or arm broken? And I
Speaker 2: said no, I don't think so. They're like, good luck.
Speaker 3: They hung see you on the flip side.
Speaker 2: Of the flip side, Jack, That's what they said.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's too jive, Joe. Will you pick
Speaker 3: the beverage for me?
Speaker 5: Yes, we also have San Pellegrino's. We've got tangerine and
Speaker 5: wild strawberry, dark Morello cherry and pomegranate. These flavors are
Speaker 5: getting too weird. Blood orange and black raspberry.
Speaker 2: I love blood, I love raspberries.
Speaker 5: And then I've also got Ramune. If you want Une
Speaker 5: is a Japanese soda, you probably don't want this. You're
Speaker 5: driving the car. There's a little marble in the top,
Speaker 5: and you have to push the marble in to then
Speaker 5: drink the soda. We never had got one of these
Speaker 5: at h Mart or something.
Speaker 3: Were you trying to impress the six year olds with that?
Speaker 5: Yeah? But this was another thing I didn't sign off
Speaker 5: and this. My wife did this and she got it.
Speaker 5: They had these at Costco too, and you can get
Speaker 5: a twelve pack of them, Melon, strawberry, lighty or original flavor.
Speaker 5: We only had a twelve As I've already mentioned, we
Speaker 5: had forty kids at this thing, so one of them
Speaker 5: discovered it and then they all I don't even know
Speaker 5: how these ones are left, because I did. They were
Speaker 5: like they were starting to battle each other for these.
Speaker 5: Do you want to drink too? You sure is?
Speaker 2: When you say marble, is it like a bobo ball
Speaker 2: or something?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm gonna have one of these.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like a choking hazard.
Speaker 3: You push down the marble and stays in there.
Speaker 5: The marble stays in there. I'm gonna try Alan because
Speaker 5: it sounds seems the grossest.
Speaker 3: I'll try one of those too, unless would.
Speaker 5: You like original strawberry? Or am I saying light?
Speaker 3: Gi?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 5: Light? Is that how you pronounce it?
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 2: I think that sounds right to me. It's certainly how
Speaker 2: it's spelled.
Speaker 5: Chris. I'm going to pass you the original, and I
Speaker 5: think that's where you should start. And then I feel
Speaker 5: like you can help Karen open it because I think.
Speaker 2: It is and there are instructions. What is this about?
Speaker 2: Bunce house eight steps?
Speaker 3: Zip me into that drink?
Speaker 2: Plase I When I lived in Venice, Zach Galafanakas lived
Speaker 2: near us. This was a long time ago. He was
Speaker 2: just a comic and not famous, and he had a
Speaker 2: bounce house at a party just as a joke, like,
Speaker 2: oh there is a pubble there. I don't know what
Speaker 2: it like?
Speaker 3: Keeps it from all coming out at one time?
Speaker 2: Oh wow? Is that it looks like a band? Roll
Speaker 2: on though?
Speaker 5: So that the cap you have to take this little
Speaker 5: plunger off the cap and then here I'll let you
Speaker 5: use my plunger. You use this to push in the
Speaker 5: so funny.
Speaker 3: Do you have to buy that separately?
Speaker 5: It's well. One of the kids lost one, and I
Speaker 5: was like, now this is done.
Speaker 2: Oh that was real hard.
Speaker 5: I'm not exactly where I'm saying. This is not a
Speaker 5: driving around. Why would bring them?
Speaker 3: I thought, you just cracked this bottle.
Speaker 2: There's no child that has the arm strength.
Speaker 3: Look at that though, That's cool, That is cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, then the marble kind of rolls around in the
Speaker 5: top and it serves no other function, and that that's fun.
Speaker 2: Where I would I would worry. I would worry some
Speaker 2: kid to try and swallow the marble, open it up
Speaker 2: and can't come out.
Speaker 3: But look look at the little pinch holder. That's great classy.
Speaker 2: I went into this bounce house at this party, though,
Speaker 2: and I wanted to show people I can do a backflip,
Speaker 2: and I my foot ripped in the seam. I ripped
Speaker 2: a hole in this thing and it started to deflate,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, okay, I gotta tell somebody that's happened.
Speaker 2: And right then, uh, some comics started shooting fireworks and
Speaker 2: hit the bounce house with a bottle rocket and then
Speaker 2: it starts, and they to this day took the blame.
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything. I know that I ripped the
Speaker 2: bounce house. I'm the reason it deflated and it did
Speaker 2: to play it on people. It went down fast and
Speaker 2: uh and still to this day, I gotta tell him
Speaker 2: the one I'm the one that sunk the bounce house.
Speaker 3: It's so funny.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that.
Speaker 5: That that was.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I keep little secrets about my crimes.
Speaker 3: Smart.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: This strength tastes a little bit like bubble gum, which
Speaker 3: is not unpleasant.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's it's it truly is. It's like own flavor
Speaker 5: that I can't quite place.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. It's the original you say.
Speaker 5: That's yeah, that that is. That is very popular, I
Speaker 5: guess in Japan, and like then, there's also candies I
Speaker 5: love that are supposed to be that flavor. Like you
Speaker 5: can get a high chew sort of thing that's oh yeah,
Speaker 5: un a flavor, but it doesn't taste anything like.
Speaker 2: It's very bubblegummy.
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm. I like it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I thought you said it was strawberry or
Speaker 3: maybe that was like your guests or whatever. So I'm
Speaker 3: like I was getting ready for that kind of fruit flavor,
Speaker 3: but then it's like it's a little faker of a
Speaker 3: flavor and I enjoy it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've also got a strawberry one in here. Oh,
Speaker 5: I don't know if it means it's just strawberry or
Speaker 5: it's strawberry remune with the like, oh strawberry.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be one of those episodes where I
Speaker 2: have to pull over her in the bathroom again. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Absolutely, we're gonna get it all done on this episode.
Speaker 5: Joe.
Speaker 3: What else is going on? Yeah? In your world?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Work otherwise travel.
Speaker 5: I just went to Sequoia National Park.
Speaker 2: Big trees, big.
Speaker 5: Trees, as big as you can imagine. I've been there before,
Speaker 5: so it was, you know, I was like, I've kind
Speaker 5: of seen the trees.
Speaker 2: Is there a tree there you can drive through?
Speaker 5: There is? We didn't make it up to the barry,
Speaker 5: and it snowed right before we went, So the first
Speaker 5: day that we were there, we stayed in Three Rivers,
Speaker 5: which is right outside the park, and the first day
Speaker 5: we drove into the park, there was like a really
Speaker 5: long line to get in. So we were like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: this is the hot ticket. Everybody's doing this today. We
Speaker 5: discovered when we got up to the gate from a
Speaker 5: ranger that because of the snow, you could not get
Speaker 5: up to the trees, so we could only go as
Speaker 5: far as to the features which are right before the trees,
Speaker 5: which are rock features, which is a big step down.
Speaker 2: That's all about the trees. No one goes to Sequoia
Speaker 2: Park for the rocks.
Speaker 5: We went and spent our day at Tunnel Rock, which
Speaker 5: is kind of a rock that you can walk through,
Speaker 5: and then the second one was called Hospital Rock, and
Speaker 5: I still don't know why it's called that.
Speaker 2: That's a rock with doctors in it.
Speaker 5: There was like like a red coloring on one side
Speaker 5: of it, and I was like, maybe a lot of
Speaker 5: people like fall and bleed on this rock.
Speaker 2: There are a lot of injuries in this rock. It's
Speaker 2: very unsteady ground. The lawsuits.
Speaker 5: The second day you could get up to the trees
Speaker 5: and then driving past those features like nobody was there.
Speaker 5: But the first day we went, I mean Hospital Rock
Speaker 5: was hop It hasn't seen that much action in a
Speaker 5: long time because.
Speaker 2: Usually the trees are taking everyone.
Speaker 5: It's trees and if you go up that far then
Speaker 5: you're starting to have snow and stuff too, which which
Speaker 5: is why we went because it was like a bunch
Speaker 5: of la kids that had not really seen snow before.
Speaker 3: And how long is that drive to Secoia.
Speaker 5: It's like three and a half four hours.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 5: We made it extra scary for us because we took
Speaker 5: an electric car and we thought we timed out the
Speaker 5: mileage right, and it was a little bit tighter than
Speaker 5: we thought it was. And then we were kind of
Speaker 5: like in the middle of nowhere, and when we got there,
Speaker 5: they had the wrong charger for the Hyundai Ironic, so
Speaker 5: then we plugged it into the house and it just
Speaker 5: I was like, I hope that over three days we
Speaker 5: get enough charge to get home. Yeah, that's mine to
Speaker 5: make it to like Baker's fee.
Speaker 2: I really want one, and I like those ionics, but
Speaker 2: I'm apprehensive. It's so scary to me that you have
Speaker 2: to map out is that just when you go somewhere,
Speaker 2: you have to check every three hundred miles if there is.
Speaker 5: A You're getting constant updates on the screen. But I'm
Speaker 5: always afraid of like, like what if I make a
Speaker 5: wrong turn? Like we were, like we left after school,
Speaker 5: so it was kind of late and it was dark
Speaker 5: and we were in the mountains.
Speaker 2: Right, and what if some other warring government that shuts
Speaker 2: down all of our communication.
Speaker 5: That's another thing. But I feel like I'll have a
Speaker 5: bigger fish to fry, That's right, right, a lot of things.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be glad. I got all these juice boxes.
Speaker 2: You're not You're not gonna be sad. You can't do
Speaker 2: a vacation.
Speaker 3: Like all these people out there with no bracelets. But
Speaker 3: here I am like a king. Did you make yourself
Speaker 3: any bracelets or other people?
Speaker 5: No? It was so I mean, I go, my kid
Speaker 5: is sick. So I now know I'm not naive to
Speaker 5: think I'm going to have any fun at the party.
Speaker 5: But this was like a new level of it because
Speaker 5: I felt this responsibility to be the bounce house attendant
Speaker 5: the entire yea oh yeah. So I didn't talk to many,
Speaker 5: and then I tried to, like I didn't do any
Speaker 5: other activities, but I tried to, like in order to
Speaker 5: talk to people, be like, hey, can you tell everybody
Speaker 5: that I'm not being rude? I just can't talk to
Speaker 5: them because they come stand right here by the bounce house.
Speaker 5: And so then eventually I had like a little like
Speaker 5: people would come over and check in on me and
Speaker 5: and take don't give me a little break.
Speaker 2: I do that at parties where I'm like, this is
Speaker 2: my station. I'm going to be dealing with me music.
Speaker 2: I did that on my birthday. But then eventually I
Speaker 2: loosen up and okay, let's follow them. What's going on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, you don't need help.
Speaker 2: I can run up several stories with a hoes.
Speaker 5: I live in a corner of Eagle Rock that's like
Speaker 5: kind of right in between La and Glendale, So when
Speaker 5: we do get a brush fire there, they both show
Speaker 5: up sometimes, and I have a false sense of security
Speaker 5: that I'm in like the safest pot spot that I
Speaker 5: could possibly Yeah, because there's like double fire trucks every
Speaker 5: time something.
Speaker 2: Did you have to leave your house during them fires?
Speaker 5: I didn't have to. My in laws live in Pasadena,
Speaker 5: so they and and they're old, so it felt like
Speaker 5: we should get them and the kid away. So we
Speaker 5: went to We didn't go to Palm Springs, went to
Speaker 5: Cathedral City, which.
Speaker 3: Is sure oh close to how is it comparatively not good?
Speaker 5: Yea, the Cathedrals, I don't really know. I was like,
Speaker 5: I don't think so, I was just like so focused
Speaker 5: on trying to I only had one shirt. You know
Speaker 5: what I mean. We had two dogs with us in
Speaker 5: a hotel room, so I didn't really get to like
Speaker 5: see the sites. The whole time, I was like, how
Speaker 5: am I going to make sure that these dogs are
Speaker 5: now going to get along and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 5: But it was a nice resort that we said they
Speaker 5: were live ducks on the grounds.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's a free party for kids.
Speaker 5: My daughter had a great time. Her friend Julian, who's
Speaker 5: was we mentioned earlier, because he left his water bottled
Speaker 5: at my house, also in Palm Springs, so they came
Speaker 5: over to play one day and they were like chasing
Speaker 5: ducks around on this golf course and they were swimming
Speaker 5: in the pool and at one point they like, un ironically,
Speaker 5: Julian said, this is so fun. I hope the fires
Speaker 5: never go. You don't understand the magnitude of what's appen.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all fires mean is ducks and like kind of
Speaker 1: like canceling plans it like I bet you Julian's like me,
Speaker 1: where it's like, we love a nice canceled plan.
Speaker 3: We love it when things go a little awry.
Speaker 5: Man. It was early dismissal. Everybody came home from school yeah,
Speaker 5: you're not, you know, no homework, Like, yes, you can
Speaker 5: have chips for dinner again. Everything was all topsy turvy
Speaker 5: in a fun way for Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I was a kid, I remember it being
Speaker 2: so fun when Mount Saint Helen's blew.
Speaker 5: Because it was.
Speaker 2: Four inches of ash. I'm like, it's snowing.
Speaker 3: No school, Yeah, chaos is possible, that's great.
Speaker 2: I'm actually those I'm familiar with ducks on golf courses
Speaker 2: and they can be aggressive, they will chase you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, these guys were very mellow in a way where
Speaker 5: I was like, they must be dealing with this all
Speaker 5: the time between the golfers and the hotel.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Gas, Yeah, the young ducks that get mad. The
Speaker 2: old ones are like people. They're actually really comfortable, Like.
Speaker 3: Do you have bread? That's pretty much what I'm here for.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: They definitely have had some water features closer to the
Speaker 5: golf part of the hotel that were meant for the ducks,
Speaker 5: and then there's a pool for the paying humans, and
Speaker 5: they kept coming over into the pool every day and
Speaker 5: I was like that I'm kind of on the duck
Speaker 5: side here of like, you're not going to tell me
Speaker 5: which body of water I'm allowed to use here.
Speaker 3: I love chlorine.
Speaker 2: I like it lounge.
Speaker 5: They were very emboldened, and I saw one go up
Speaker 5: to the bar and order some calamari, and so I
Speaker 5: think they must have a deal where they're just like
Speaker 5: allowed to do.
Speaker 3: He's snapping his feathers.
Speaker 5: Put it on my tab, please.
Speaker 3: The d tab is five million dollars.
Speaker 2: When he handed over the money for a second, his
Speaker 2: feathers turned to fingers. That's I always like that in
Speaker 2: a cartoon. Yeah, have you been doing stand up? I
Speaker 2: know that's one of the things.
Speaker 5: You know. I pretty much like stopped because of life
Speaker 5: and because of like with I'm usually like writing on
Speaker 5: a show. I feel like so exhausted by the end
Speaker 5: of the day from that, I don't feel that desire
Speaker 5: to do it. But I during the strike, I was
Speaker 5: contacted by I have a friend who like does an
Speaker 5: improv show that he tours with, and it's always a
Speaker 5: different group of people in him friend, no different friend.
Speaker 5: I am proud of Ben Schwartz. Good guess though, man,
Speaker 5: I wish I was doing Ben Schwartz's improvuct. This guy's
Speaker 5: names Casey Fay, and he was doing the Omaha Comedy
Speaker 5: Festival and He basically was like they were like, do
Speaker 5: you know anybody who also does stand up who would
Speaker 5: be able to do a stand up set? And they
Speaker 5: gave him my name and then they were like, great,
Speaker 5: you're gonna do an hour of stand up?
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 5: And I had not done stand up at this point
Speaker 5: in fifty seven years, so I was like, oh no.
Speaker 5: But it was during the writers strike where I was
Speaker 5: had all this downtime suddenly, so I was like, fuck it,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna do it. I think someone involved in the
Speaker 5: comedy festival came to their senses and they were like,
Speaker 5: we're actually not gonna have you do an hour of
Speaker 5: stand up, and I was like co headlining one night
Speaker 5: where I had to do a thirty minute set, which
Speaker 5: is still quite a bit. Yeah yeah, but I really
Speaker 5: got into like I was like doing open mics again. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's great, trying to generate material, and I really had
Speaker 5: fun doing it. And then immediately once I once work
Speaker 5: came back, I stopped doing right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's easy to I just make myself do it
Speaker 2: because it's kind of my livelihood. But I totally understand
Speaker 2: not doing it, and I think about making that decision
Speaker 2: all the time, and something like a writing job would
Speaker 2: do it, but you are good at at it, and
Speaker 2: so I assume you enjoy it.
Speaker 5: I really love it when I do get to do it,
Speaker 5: and it is it's I'm always so amazed by. I
Speaker 5: feel like I can go away from improv and come
Speaker 5: back to improv and it's kind of like maybe you're
Speaker 5: a little rusty, but you can still do it. And
Speaker 5: it's like you just can't do that with stand up
Speaker 5: at all. Like the first couple of times I tried
Speaker 5: to do it again, I was like, I don't I'm
Speaker 5: not even sure I know how to talk anymore. Like
Speaker 5: this is absolutely the hardest thing that I've ever done,
Speaker 5: and I feel like I'm immediately back to zero, and.
Speaker 3: There's nothing worse than sorry, but there's nothing worse than.
Speaker 4: That that feeling of this is the thing I've done
Speaker 4: for whatever ten fifteen plus years, and suddenly I'm either
Speaker 4: not like I always defined it as I'm not good
Speaker 4: at this anymore, as opposed to just I'm out of
Speaker 4: practice and a little I'm resisting. How this actually works
Speaker 4: is I have to eat shit eight times and then
Speaker 4: I'll be okay. But instead I was like I got
Speaker 4: up to the fifth time, and I was like, maybe
Speaker 4: this isn't Maybe I just can't do it anymore because
Speaker 4: it's so painful when you don't do well.
Speaker 5: Really, it's really hard if you've ever done well at all.
Speaker 5: It's like it didn't feel as hard when I was starting,
Speaker 5: and I was as bad, if not worse, but I
Speaker 5: didn't know what it felt like to do good yet, right.
Speaker 5: And I remember like talking to a friend as I
Speaker 5: was like ramping up to do this, and he was like, well,
Speaker 5: why don't you ask like Nick if you can get
Speaker 5: on his show or whatever, like other friends of ours
Speaker 5: who have like stand up shows. And I was like, A,
Speaker 5: I don't want to do that to those audiences. But me,
Speaker 5: that's like the scariest thing I've could. Like It's one
Speaker 5: thing to like go to an open mic in each
Speaker 5: shit again, but I'm like, I don't want to go
Speaker 5: to like Largo and be like I don't know or
Speaker 5: what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I feel that way a Largo and I do stand
Speaker 2: up all the time. It's not that it's a difficult
Speaker 2: crowd or it just seems like the stakes are higher.
Speaker 2: I want to do well, mainly because they pay decent
Speaker 2: money to see those shows.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I always want to.
Speaker 3: Do well because the other people on the show, you're
Speaker 3: just like, you know, want to hold your own and
Speaker 3: or it just feels like that's that's how I got taught.
Speaker 4: Is like the stand up chip of popularity, Like directly it.
Speaker 5: Relates to playing here, It'll be easier.
Speaker 2: You would you ever do like Nick Kroll's show there?
Speaker 5: And well after I had spent a couple months and
Speaker 5: I felt like I was starting to have material I did,
Speaker 5: I was like, hey, can I do this? It was
Speaker 5: like the weekend right before I had to go do
Speaker 5: this show. Oh right, yeah, and he was like yes,
Speaker 5: of course. And I think that I had a good
Speaker 5: time there because I was by far the least famous
Speaker 5: person on the show, so by default he had to
Speaker 5: put me up first. Make it right here, and he
Speaker 5: does a really great job of warming up the crowd,
Speaker 5: and then I'm the first person to go out there,
Speaker 5: so they're like so excited to see anybody that I
Speaker 5: felt like I had a good.
Speaker 2: Set when when you feel like they and.
Speaker 5: Then I would make this first left here if you
Speaker 5: can get all the way over.
Speaker 2: Oh the fancy innovative car wash, look at it solar
Speaker 2: panel that looks. Is there amaze for children up top?
Speaker 5: That yeah, you can just drop me off here and
Speaker 5: let me get my zipping gloves, because now I've learned
Speaker 5: the lesson.
Speaker 2: Only forty at a time. Please.
Speaker 5: The kids love going to the car wash and getting
Speaker 5: zipped into a big tube on the roof.
Speaker 2: Would you ever do like you do some voices on
Speaker 2: big Mouth that if you went into them, people would
Speaker 2: know them right, Like, do you ever resort to that?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Or do you would you rather just be like, oh, I've.
Speaker 5: Never tried it. I mean, all of my characters are
Speaker 5: such tertiary characters that I'm too afraid that I'd be like, hey, guys,
Speaker 5: you ready to hear from lump humping, And they're gonna be.
Speaker 2: Like, here's something I did on comedy bang man. Okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: that would be you're setting yourself up so much. Of
Speaker 2: course I knew that was the answer.
Speaker 3: The best kind of interview. That's what I thought you
Speaker 3: were going to say.
Speaker 2: This is not your house?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 2: Where are we right there?
Speaker 5: It's one it's one over.
Speaker 3: I do not take a chace that one street over?
Speaker 5: No, No, it's that that's it there? You mean, just
Speaker 5: not this house?
Speaker 2: This right, not this I sore the door? Did Was
Speaker 2: there a lot of shopping that went into choosing the
Speaker 2: front door? It's a beautiful door.
Speaker 5: Uh No, not at all, or at least I wasn't
Speaker 5: really involved in it. I I kind of have terrible taste.
Speaker 5: So anything with our house is directly a response, Uh,
Speaker 5: my wife's choice. I trust her with it. When we
Speaker 5: started dating, I just lived in like an apartment that
Speaker 5: was just all blank walls, and like, I had five
Speaker 5: thousand CDs at that point.
Speaker 3: So yeah, she just sort of selling point.
Speaker 5: The situation from there and was like, I'm just not
Speaker 5: going to ask you about any of this stuff.
Speaker 3: You take your CD tower and you go into the
Speaker 3: other room. I'll take care of the rest of this.
Speaker 5: We I have an office in the back here. Now
Speaker 5: we have these cabinets that I can't bring myself to
Speaker 5: get rid of the CDs for some reason, and so
Speaker 5: we have these cabinets that are just now closed and
Speaker 5: if you open them, there's just five thousands.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 5: I don't play them anymore because I could, right, but
Speaker 5: I'm just waiting for long for My friend Ben texted
Speaker 5: me recently, was like, I'm starting to come back.
Speaker 2: Oh, CDs are coming back like cassettes.
Speaker 5: I wish we weren't. At the end, I would try
Speaker 5: to figure out a way to bring up him one
Speaker 5: more time.
Speaker 1: Fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he but he was like, yeah, they're start like,
Speaker 5: I guess kids are starting to have nostalgia for specifically those.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I of course they will. That's what the cassette
Speaker 2: thing's about anyway. It's not that it's so fun that
Speaker 2: there's a ribbon with two wheels. It's having control and
Speaker 2: putting a thing in you get.
Speaker 5: There's liner notes with them sometimes, yeah, artwork, you know,
Speaker 5: it's like all that stuff is gone.
Speaker 2: I still love the smell of a cassette jacket. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you have unfolded Ah dire straits my first ever day.
Speaker 3: I wish this. This felt like it was fifteen minutes long.
Speaker 3: I wish we could keep doing this.
Speaker 5: It's because I made you guys do something. Yours smart.
Speaker 2: You're great, very distracted. You're great on this podcast and
Speaker 2: great at telling a story while giving precise turn to.
Speaker 4: The directions were incredible. You were like flowing back and forth.
Speaker 4: You didn't ever lose your spot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was very nervous. I was the whole time,
Speaker 5: because I was like, was I supposed to tell you
Speaker 5: ahead of time that we were going to do this?
Speaker 5: Now these extra directions, we don't care you.
Speaker 2: We all know that chaos works.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm really impressed because the fact that you're driving
Speaker 5: in a conversation less so for you, Chrispy, I couldn't
Speaker 5: do it.
Speaker 2: No, you're I really had trouble with it. I Karen
Speaker 2: would ask me a question, I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I have to trying to put and we were we.
Speaker 2: Used to go to the airport and I would be
Speaker 2: all stressed out, and uh yeah, we stopped doing that,
Speaker 2: but Karen's a better multitask or so.
Speaker 5: The airport episodes sound like they would be the hardest thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was pre pre uh uber left days. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, do you guys want twelve pounds of Hello Panda
Speaker 5: chocolate cookies? Twelve bags? I'm sorry, not twelve.
Speaker 2: I will take another beverage for the rest.
Speaker 5: It's great.
Speaker 2: I do want one of those little marble likeys.
Speaker 5: Okay, so I got melon left or lighty, leachy or strawberry.
Speaker 2: Isn't that a recording artist?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, thank you, I'll have a leachy leple.
Speaker 5: Okay, great, and you're sure you don't want anything at least, then.
Speaker 3: Just try one. Just try it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you want to try one of these weird ones.
Speaker 2: I'll do it.
Speaker 3: My marble's gone.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute. It eventually it dissolves, eventually, does it?
Speaker 5: I guess I should know this before.
Speaker 2: What's the form?
Speaker 5: I don't remember this part of it, but I immediately
Speaker 5: was like, yep, that always happens.
Speaker 3: And you're definitely not choking on that marble dissolves, like.
Speaker 2: And I you know when they execute someone.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's right, yeah, gas chamber style.
Speaker 5: Well this was such a treat and you helped me
Speaker 5: do it.
Speaker 3: Chure right, it's totally done unless you have like plugs
Speaker 3: or anything you want people.
Speaker 2: To Yeah, what's coming up?
Speaker 5: I have a show that I'm making right now. That's
Speaker 5: an animated show about my old cat that we actually
Speaker 5: mentioned before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's the name of the cat and the thing.
Speaker 5: But I can't say anything else about it. And because
Speaker 5: it's animation or no idea, it's a it's a fun
Speaker 5: thing in my life proper, Like, when's the show coming out?
Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't know. Yeah, if the joke still makes.
Speaker 3: Sense, right in the future.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's that's what's that's what I'm that's exciting.
Speaker 2: I'm going to watch the ship out of it.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we support you entirely.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this was a treat guys. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: For so fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, congrats on the house renovation.
Speaker 3: Yes, it looks absolutely gorgeous.
Speaker 4: To tell your wife thank you, and your little dog
Speaker 4: that's looking waiting for you to get out of this car.
Speaker 5: It's so confused. He has extreme separation anxiety.
Speaker 2: Why did you leave with my water bottle?
Speaker 3: He's like, get back here with those cookies.
Speaker 5: He's like, I don't know that. People.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Joe, good to see you.
Speaker 2: Good to see you. You've been listen Do you need
Speaker 2: a ride? Or did you have a closing statement?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 3: Great great guests, good times, great oldies.
Speaker 2: You've been listening to Do you need to ride? Great oldies?
Speaker 2: De wyn Yere. This has been an exactly right production.
Speaker 3: Our senior producer is Analise Nelson.
Speaker 2: Mixed by Edson Choy, Our.
Speaker 3: Talent booker is Patrick Cottner.
Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgarriff.
Speaker 3: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.
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Speaker 3: Thank you, Oh, you're welcome.