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Speaker 1: It's another twenties. Hello. Hi is this Jason? Yeah? Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Seth McElroy. I got

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Speaker 1: your phone number from another mutual neighbor of ours. His

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Speaker 1: name is Tom. I'm sure you know him. I know Tomo.

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Speaker 1: What's happening? Well, apparently you and I are having the

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Speaker 1: same problem. Um. He said that you were upset because

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Speaker 1: somebody's dog has been going to the bathroom on your lawn.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, yeah, yeah man, it's happening to me too,

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Speaker 1: and I am pissed. Oh my god, you can I

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Speaker 1: can't even begin to tell you how much that irks me. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I know every day the dog is crapping on my lawn. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: me too, man, Like I'm I'm seriously pissed about it,

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Speaker 1: and we need to do something to stop this. Man,

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Speaker 1: It's it's driving me crazy. Yeah. I was even thinking

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Speaker 1: about buying some surveillance cameras or something. It's just you know,

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Speaker 1: so I can get a visual. Well, who exactly is

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Speaker 1: doing this? Oh dude, I know who it is? You do, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do. It's like a neighbor like three houses down,

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Speaker 1: because I saw them out there with their dog the

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Speaker 1: other day and I was talking to Tom about it.

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Speaker 1: That's why he told me to get in contact with you.

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Speaker 1: So are you down to take care of this or what? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm down to do something. I can't believe you even

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Speaker 1: know who it is, like, yeah, I mean it took

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Speaker 1: me a while to figure it out. So anyway, I'm

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Speaker 1: thinking a little B and E. What do you think

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Speaker 1: I mean, like breaking it into me? Yeah, that's exactly

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. We wait until they're out one night,

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Speaker 1: and when we break in there, we just trash the place. Like,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you could take a TV if you want,

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Speaker 1: I might take something, but like we just just show

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Speaker 1: the house. Yeah, no, I don't know. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if that's a good idea. What are you talking about

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Speaker 1: even letting their dogs crap on our lawn? Dude? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I don't know if that's such a good idea.

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to jail anything. Maybe maybe we could

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Speaker 1: go over there and talk to the dude, you know,

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Speaker 1: have a reasonable conversation with the guy. We're way past talking.

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Speaker 1: We gotta do something drastic, man, this is ridiculous if

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Speaker 1: you don't want to do to be anything. I was

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Speaker 1: also thinking we could just go over and cut the

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Speaker 1: break lines on his cart. Whoa, whoa, whoa? No, no, no, man, Like,

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Speaker 1: I don't want anybody dying from this, Like I'm not anybody. Listen.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you're scared of this. Because this

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Speaker 1: dude has been letting his dog crap on our lawn.

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Speaker 1: We need to go over there and cut his break lines.

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Speaker 1: You know, whoa dude, we didn't even talk to the guy.

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Speaker 1: You want to go cut his break lines? Like, don't

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Speaker 1: think they're taking it a little too far man. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but we've been sending them notes. You've been sending them notes.

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Speaker 1: I haven't been sending a note, Like I didn't even

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Speaker 1: know who this guy was all this time. Oh no, no no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I took it upon myself. You've been sending him notes too,

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Speaker 1: are you talking about You've already told him if he

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Speaker 1: doesn't stop, you're gonna cut the break lines. Wait, what

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? I've been sending him notes. No, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've been sending him threatening notes. I put your name

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Speaker 1: on at your phone number everything. I'm surprised he hasn't

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Speaker 1: come talk to you yet. You know, but you've been

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Speaker 1: sending notes for like a week now, what do you

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Speaker 1: mean You've been putting my name on notes like I

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Speaker 1: don't I don't even know you dude. Yeah, but we're

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Speaker 1: going through the same thing. So I figured I would

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Speaker 1: just send some notes on your behalf. You know that's

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Speaker 1: that cool man. I could get some serious trouble man,

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Speaker 1: and you didn't even ask me if you could do that, Like, wow,

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Speaker 1: serious trouble. Look, the last letter I only alluded to Arson.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say you were going to burn the house down.

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Speaker 1: I just said maybe a house could burn down. Wo wow,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about Arson? Like me to do? No, No,

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Speaker 1: the last letter I said. You didn't say you were

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Speaker 1: going to burn the house down. You said, hey, if

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Speaker 1: this doesn't stop, I could see how your house might

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Speaker 1: burn down. You see, you're clear legally you can't be

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Speaker 1: writing Come on, yeah, I mean, I'm sorry I did it.

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Speaker 1: I sent a few letters, you know. I'm sorry I

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Speaker 1: didn't check with you first, but I figured you'd be

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Speaker 1: on board. You must open the head man like you

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Speaker 1: to do something like that to talk about I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: You know what, You're right. You don't just say sorry,

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Speaker 1: You take action, all right, So we got to do

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Speaker 1: one of these things that I've threatened for you. No,

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Speaker 1: we are not taking action, man, we are not We

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Speaker 1: want not anything. If you want to do something, you

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Speaker 1: go ahead. The only action I'm taking calling the police

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Speaker 1: to clare my name. Okay, okay, calm down. How about

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Speaker 1: this all right? What if instead of involving the police,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking we go over there and we make out

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Speaker 1: on the front porch in front of him with you man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and maybe he even joins and we got

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Speaker 1: a three way makeout going on. Yeah. Yeah, you're crazy.

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Speaker 1: You were crazy? You don't that's funny. That's exactly what

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend, Patrise said. When I talked to her, she said,

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Speaker 1: I was crazy too. How do you do my girlfriend? Oh,

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Speaker 1: because she emailed me to do a prank phone call

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Speaker 1: on you. This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap your girlfriend Patrise

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Speaker 1: set you up? What. Yes, it's a joke. She told

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Speaker 1: me that you've been really upset about a dog crapping

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Speaker 1: on your lawn lately, and you got me. Oh you're hey,

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Speaker 1: But I'm thinking you should still really consider that arson thing.

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Speaker 1: It would be effective, for sure. Wake up every morning

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