1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:04,560 Speaker 1: Okop. This is Okyop. I'm Samuel Donald and I'm John Fry, 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 1: and we tell the funniest stories on the Internet. And John, 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,120 Speaker 1: I got a question for you. Hit me. What is 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:14,920 Speaker 1: slowly dying off or disappearing attention spans TikTok prove us wrong. 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,440 Speaker 1: Watch the end of the video. Some of the content 6 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:21,200 Speaker 1: on this on these platforms rotten the brains of the youth. 7 00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 1: All right, I'm just going to read this quote, which 8 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 1: is a someone commented below, Uh huh that is a 9 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: proponent of drinking beer. It says, well, you see, it's 10 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 1: like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as 11 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 1: fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, 12 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:39,840 Speaker 1: it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back 13 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 1: that are killed first. This natural selection is good for 14 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,000 Speaker 1: the herd as a whole, because the general speed and 15 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:49,519 Speaker 1: health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular 16 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,760 Speaker 1: killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, 17 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 1: the human brain can only operate as fast as the 18 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 1: slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, 19 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 1: kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and 20 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 1: weakest brain cells first, and this way regular consumption of 21 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 1: beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a 22 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,839 Speaker 1: faster and more efficient machine. And that's why you always 23 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,920 Speaker 1: feel smarter after a few beers. 24 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 2: Okay, so number one, I'm just not buying this, Like, 25 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 2: I do not think this is accurate. 26 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:24,480 Speaker 1: Number two, are you talking about John? This is this 27 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 1: is why we require okop shows our. 28 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:32,839 Speaker 2: Only facts only facts, our new our new subscription service. Yeah, 29 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,600 Speaker 2: where you pay for facts only fact twenty five dollars 30 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:35,920 Speaker 2: a month. 31 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,080 Speaker 1: And then we shake our bums every once in a while. 32 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:41,080 Speaker 2: And we shake our bum with each facts, with each fact, oh, 33 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 2: look at that fact. And then also like when he 34 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 2: was beginning this, I thought he was going to say, like, 35 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 2: so that's why we need to like remove the dumbest 36 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 2: people from society, like by eliminating them all. 37 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:55,640 Speaker 1: You're going going this dark a little bit of sense. 38 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 1: What do we got next? Patience? Yeah, slowly dying off? 39 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 1: I agree, you know what we need patients for, Sam 40 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 1: the end of the video. To the end of this video, 41 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 1: keepot it god koalas a lot of them have the clap. 42 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,079 Speaker 1: There are a bunch of dirty slutes. 43 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:15,519 Speaker 2: Man, Why why are you hating on the sensual liberation 44 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 2: of these of these koalas. 45 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:20,720 Speaker 1: They call it down under for a reason. And then lastly, 46 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:25,640 Speaker 1: what is slowly dying off? Everyone, enjoy your finite existence. Wow? 47 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 1: That that hit deep. 48 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 2: Honestly, like this is ending on a very existential note 49 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:31,680 Speaker 2: right here, like this is. 50 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,440 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know how to feel right 51 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 1: now other than freaking follow as your little turd. 52 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:41,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, do it you slightly? Kalas, Are we ready for 53 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,520 Speaker 2: our next question? 54 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,919 Speaker 1: What does America get? Right? You know, maybe a few things, 55 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 1: And these are not the answers I expected, honestly, really okay, 56 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,519 Speaker 1: yea truly dive in altering your restaurant order. 57 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,600 Speaker 2: I visited Spain and I couldn't find a place that 58 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 2: would let me substitute or change things. 59 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 1: Man, Americans, we're just picky. We're so and the rest 60 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 1: industry accommodates us. 61 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,919 Speaker 2: It cominates, you know, you think, like, hey, like, if 62 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 2: it's not something crazy like I wouldn't ask for like 63 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 2: could you make this like chicken dish, but like make 64 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:09,960 Speaker 2: it with calamari? 65 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,880 Speaker 1: Like that's yeah, that's ridiculous, But I like I would 66 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: like my chicken done medium, or let's replace these potatoes 67 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,079 Speaker 1: with sweet potatoes. 68 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 2: Or like, hey, can I get some of your like 69 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 2: fried onion rings on the burger or you know, just 70 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 2: like some simple stuff. 71 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,960 Speaker 1: I mean expect to pay more for it. And also 72 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 1: like the reason that I think Americans can ask is 73 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,799 Speaker 1: because we have a tipping culture. So you just that 74 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 1: is for how terrible you're being. That is true. 75 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 2: You know, it's funny like I went to France and 76 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,120 Speaker 2: it's like people make fun of all the American tourists 77 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 2: a tip. 78 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 1: If I was the French waiter, I'd be like, br Brook, 79 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 1: you forgive it? What are you talking about? Double paid? 80 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 2: Like, why would I ever like clown someone who is 81 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 2: getting me paid double? 82 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:55,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's ridiculous, Well let them pay you get that check. Fam. 83 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 2: It's actually, if anything, as soon as I hear like 84 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 2: English with the American accent, I'm. 85 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:06,240 Speaker 1: More extra extra crap for you, you know what I mean. 86 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 2: I didn't like eighties music until I heard American eighties music. 87 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 1: You guys did eighties best. We got Michael Jackson, come on, like, 88 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 1: how are you going to compete with us? Literally literally 89 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:18,040 Speaker 1: he's the king. And we got Michael Jackson and Rick 90 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:23,680 Speaker 1: Rollman what's his name? Oh Tulu Yeah, Rickley. 91 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 2: Here's a question, A, I don't even know what eighties 92 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,600 Speaker 2: music outside of America sounds like, do you have. 93 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:29,960 Speaker 1: You ever head? 94 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 2: I know I have heard though, so you know how 95 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,599 Speaker 2: like like K pop, they'll just take like what like 96 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,880 Speaker 2: big trending sounds and kind of just like redo it 97 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 2: with Korean on top of it. So they actually have 98 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,080 Speaker 2: done this with like eighties music. Also, it's not just 99 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,160 Speaker 2: like today's popular music, and it's actually pretty fire. 100 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:49,239 Speaker 1: Like they've done this with they've redone eighties music. 101 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but today, like I think I read somewhere 102 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:55,120 Speaker 2: that like other country's equivalent to like trying K pop, right, 103 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,679 Speaker 2: Lithuanian l pop? 104 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:00,599 Speaker 1: You know, anyone is anyone from TikTok or YouTube on 105 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:01,720 Speaker 1: from Lithuania? 106 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, basically they'll they'll take they're kind of like ten 107 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,600 Speaker 2: years behind, so they'll just like you know, retake ten 108 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:09,440 Speaker 2: or twenty year old music and just redo it. So beautiful, 109 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,080 Speaker 2: it's pretty awesome for non American. The things that stood 110 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,080 Speaker 2: out for me in the month I spent backpacking were 111 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 2: the people. Granted it might have been that I was 112 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:19,159 Speaker 2: in the holiday bubble, but geez, everyone I met over 113 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:21,719 Speaker 2: there was friendly and willing to help, however they could. 114 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:22,560 Speaker 1: I do love that. 115 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,640 Speaker 2: I love it when there's like cultures in a place 116 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 2: where it's like you're at a bar, like I like 117 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 2: I haven't booked a hotel, or oh, come over for dinner, 118 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,360 Speaker 2: like we'll feed you, like stay at our Yeah. 119 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 1: But I also think in terms of America, there's a 120 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:37,599 Speaker 1: lot of different parts in America. I feel like LA 121 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,720 Speaker 1: where we are, it's maybe a little less friendly than 122 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,559 Speaker 1: if you're going through certain parts of the South. 123 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,560 Speaker 2: Totally probably too late, but to recall what I once read, 124 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,720 Speaker 2: wandering hype people. You never know when it will happen, 125 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:53,679 Speaker 2: but at some unexpected moment in America, someone is hyping 126 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:57,200 Speaker 2: someone up. Usually this is performed by complete and total strangers. 127 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,320 Speaker 1: I'm that guy. I fucking love doing that. Yeah, look 128 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,880 Speaker 1: at that guy make up pieces of salami. God, look 129 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 1: look at on boxes with so many boxes. 130 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 2: And last but not least, on a very heartwarming note, 131 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:15,080 Speaker 2: the United States adopts more children than the rest of 132 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 2: the world combined. 133 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,880 Speaker 1: Wow, isn't that? Isn't that awesome? I wonder from where? Yeah? Sure? 134 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 1: Like what what states where we're stealing babies from? Is 135 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 1: where we're stealing babies? From I don't know. When I 136 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,839 Speaker 1: think of adoption, I just think of all like the moms, 137 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 1: like I just adopted a Chinese baby. Yeah, that's same, same, same, 138 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:36,800 Speaker 1: But I guess there's kids who are probably Yeah, that's 139 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,640 Speaker 1: another episode of O Koe B. If you haven't already 140 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:40,960 Speaker 1: made sure you so. 141 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:46,159 Speaker 2: Scrab for for harmony, do it for the sake of 142 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,360 Speaker 2: harmony or harmony. 143 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 1: We'll see you next time.