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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbile phone framesday mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hi, this is pe Deakins, the assistant to the principal

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Speaker 3: here at Elementary. I'm looking for Danny's father.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Jim.

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Speaker 1: Hi, William, how are you.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you heard me or not, but

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Speaker 3: my name is Pete Deakins, assistant to the principal here

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Speaker 3: at Elementary, and I needed to call you today regarding

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Speaker 3: your fourth grade son, Danny.

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Speaker 2: Is everything again?

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Speaker 3: Well, no, Danny is currently sitting across from me in

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Speaker 3: the principal's office and we have a bit of an

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Speaker 3: issue that I.

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Speaker 1: Need to call you about today. I was assuming you

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Speaker 1: know what it is.

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Speaker 2: I have no idea what's going on.

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Speaker 3: Well, we had book reports due today in his class,

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Speaker 3: and your son, Danny brought in a book report today

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Speaker 3: on a book called Wallbanger, not necessarily appropriate for fourth graders.

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Speaker 1: If you know what book that.

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Speaker 2: Is, I think I have an idea about it.

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Speaker 3: It's a romance novel worth all sorts of sexy time

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Speaker 3: things happening.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife red clothes.

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Speaker 3: M okay, So you're gonna go ahead and pass the

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Speaker 3: blame onto the wife and not take responsibility for it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not sure I appreciate.

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Speaker 1: That ton of boys, but well, I would appreciate some.

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Speaker 2: Books, and I'm sure he just like God's the bookshelf.

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Speaker 3: Your son is a fourth grader who brought in a

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Speaker 3: romance novel as a book report, and I would appreciate

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Speaker 3: some honesty from you. We try to teach all our

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Speaker 3: kids here at the school to be honest and own

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Speaker 3: up to their mistakes.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I try to teach my kids the same thing.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Okay, great, and let's lead by example.

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Speaker 2: I am leading by example. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: So you're admitting that this book is yours.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you the truth like I tell my kid

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Speaker 4: the truth. I need the truth and tell me what happens.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: Well, when Danny, your son came to the office, I

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Speaker 3: demanded that I see the book, and I read it

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Speaker 3: and I said, where did you get this smut?

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Speaker 1: Danny?

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Speaker 3: That's right, I called it smut again, Danny. He's sitting

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Speaker 3: across from me and he said his pop off. So

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Speaker 3: you want to be honest with me about what you

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Speaker 3: read there?

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Speaker 2: William, First of all, this is incorrect.

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Speaker 4: It is not my books. These are books my wife reads.

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Speaker 4: Even if they were my books, why would this stanny

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Speaker 4: business of yours? Well, Bird, you still haven't answered my question.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Danny, I'm going to ask you to leave the

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Speaker 3: room now sitting in the lobby, so I'm your son,

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Speaker 3: is leaving the room so I can have a very

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Speaker 3: candid conversation with you. Okay, all right, door, the door

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Speaker 3: is closed. And I have to tell you that I

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Speaker 3: don't appreciate this book coming into our schools because I

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Speaker 3: had to read a little bit of it because of

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Speaker 3: the situation. And I'm in trouble with my boss.

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Speaker 4: Now, bummer, Yes, I don't really understand why you're in trouble.

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Speaker 3: Well, okay, imagine my boss's reaction when I start reading

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Speaker 3: this book and it is just as hot as I

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Speaker 3: thought it would be, and he walks in and I'm naked,

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Speaker 3: and so yeah, I don't create it.

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Speaker 2: What the did I just hear? I'm sorry, I need

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Speaker 2: your name again.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sure, I'll give it to you. Pete Eakins. And

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Speaker 3: I'm the assistant to the principle here, and.

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Speaker 4: You're the assistant to the principlest principle.

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Speaker 1: I'm the assistant to the principle.

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Speaker 4: Yes, so you're not even in charge of this aspect

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Speaker 4: of the scholastic program. What you're in charge of, like

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Speaker 4: the principal schedule is for some reason, you're just going

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Speaker 4: off on yourself with a romance novel.

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Speaker 1: Tank that did not happen.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I w just took my shirt off because I

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Speaker 3: was getting a little hot.

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Speaker 4: You took your shirt off like out of school. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 4: I'm over this conversation. I'm hanging up on you now.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go find out what the number of the

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Speaker 4: superintendent is and you're done. Dude, I don't know what

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Speaker 4: the this streaky is, but this is not gonna fly.

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Speaker 3: Well, then I'm going to let you know that this

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Speaker 3: is actually a prank phone call and your wife set

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Speaker 3: you up. This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show

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Speaker 3: doing a phone prank on you and your wife.

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Speaker 1: Set you up for it.

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Speaker 2: Are you seriously? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: She said that you give her crap all the time

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Speaker 3: for reading romance and I wasn't wanting to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 4: I guess I feel better now that I know this

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Speaker 4: isn't a real assistant to the regional district manager or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Wake up. Every morning with jubile phone pranks.