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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices.
Speaker 4: I'm Erica and I'm Mila, and we are in a
Speaker 4: recording studio, which is very it's cool.
Speaker 1: But it's like weird.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it feels very classy.
Speaker 1: But yes, it is kind of weird because we used
Speaker 1: to do it from the crib.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we usually record from the crib. But you know what,
Speaker 4: our sound has been sucking up in case you haven't noticed.
Speaker 4: Because my apologies, I'm not a sound mixer. I try
Speaker 4: my best YouTube it. You too can be a podcaster
Speaker 4: if I can.
Speaker 1: We apologize, But now you got some classy ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're recording up at dash radio shout out to
Speaker 4: dash Radio because you're this ship.
Speaker 1: We appreciate you. How was your again? Yeah it was good.
Speaker 1: More Labor Day, Oh Jesus, Labor Day.
Speaker 3: Visit me.
Speaker 1: That was really fun and we just chilled. Went to LACMA.
Speaker 4: If you didn't know, guys, Mila finally posted Young Bay.
Speaker 4: Go check out Mela's instagram if you want to know
Speaker 4: who Young Bay looks like. Now he has put a
Speaker 4: name to the face facing the name.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I posted him, so you know it's real.
Speaker 6: I was like, I have so much anxiety about that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, should I Okay?
Speaker 4: Well I did it.
Speaker 1: It's done. Can't go back now. Oh and it's cute.
Speaker 1: It was a cute picture.
Speaker 6: If it wasn't such a cute picture, I may I
Speaker 6: don't know, it may still be anonymous face. So you
Speaker 6: can go to at Meila underscore MATHO m I l
Speaker 6: A h underscore Matho m A.
Speaker 1: Go check out that bitch. You did know you did it?
Speaker 1: If you want to go check out my man. Here's
Speaker 1: my instagram. Hey extra extra read all about it. That
Speaker 1: was just my like way to get followers. Shout myself.
Speaker 5: Oh please follow me.
Speaker 1: Post my man.
Speaker 4: So you hung out with your man's I feel like
Speaker 4: I we've seen each other, but like we've been like
Speaker 4: in like hectic mode but in both of our lives.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's true, that's actually true.
Speaker 1: But we still like have to do ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, hey more and smokes bla blax peace peacefull right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: I feel very I feel very.
Speaker 6: Calm right now, in a good place and we're catching
Speaker 6: up and yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: How was your weekend? What did you do? My weekend
Speaker 1: was good.
Speaker 4: I went to wait, what did I do for Friday?
Speaker 4: I think Friday was that that I did something? Then
Speaker 4: I went to the pool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wait, no, yeah, oh I saw you at
Speaker 1: the pool.
Speaker 5: Well I was at the pool.
Speaker 6: Oh wait.
Speaker 1: My friend, my good friend Ashley, she had a twenty.
Speaker 4: She was celebrating her twenty thousand followers on her model account,
Speaker 4: which is there we go sorry, the Model Experience. Oh wow,
Speaker 4: we put headphones on guys. We forgot that we're supposed
Speaker 4: to put the headphones.
Speaker 1: It sounds so different. Oh my god. Okay, so now
Speaker 1: I know I'm being loud or not.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: My friend she runs this Instagram and she has a
Speaker 4: company called The Model Experience, where models come like people
Speaker 4: that don't want to like start modeling and you know,
Speaker 4: don't know where to start and want to build a
Speaker 4: book and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: So she provides that service.
Speaker 4: And so she was celebrating like a big win on
Speaker 4: her Instagram and so she had a party, went there, drank,
Speaker 4: saw a friend friend, former hookup friend, friend that I'm
Speaker 4: not supposed to hook up with any.
Speaker 1: More friend, and then abandoned him for another friend.
Speaker 4: She's a friend half of night and made a connection
Speaker 4: with a new friend, which is interesting and I think,
Speaker 4: you know, we talked about it. I was telling Jamila
Speaker 4: that this friend is very happy, like always really really happy,
Speaker 4: and like I'm not used to someone so happy, and
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: How to deal with it.
Speaker 5: A happy bay, happy Bay.
Speaker 4: And she was like, bitch, you're mad because he's happy.
Speaker 4: I was like, no, I'm not mad, I'm just it's
Speaker 4: just something like, you know, okay, you know you have
Speaker 4: when you meet those people that are so fucking happy,
Speaker 4: you always have like are you why are you so happy?
Speaker 1: What're you so happy about? What are you hiding?
Speaker 6: I get, I get, I understand when it can be
Speaker 6: like happy annoying, but I don't know, you can't.
Speaker 1: Say it like that loud, I know what I'm saying it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I hope he doesn't listen to this,
Speaker 4: but I know I hope he does if he does whatever.
Speaker 4: But that's like it is like I'm true, there's something
Speaker 4: wrong with me if I have a problem with someone's happiness.
Speaker 5: But I'm like a really happy person, perky. I think
Speaker 5: this is a different love. No, it is different level,
Speaker 5: Jamila Madham.
Speaker 1: And so she knows.
Speaker 6: So I can say he's very happy. He's a very
Speaker 6: happy guy. I mean, what can I say?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what it is. I think he's very expressive.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's very expressed of of his happiness, feelings, feelings
Speaker 4: and happiness.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so he just I feel.
Speaker 4: Like he's constantly experience experiencing joy and bliss, Like he's
Speaker 4: in a constant state of joy and bliss.
Speaker 6: It kind of maybe sounds like you should date them,
Speaker 6: I know what. Yeah, that's a good way.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I would love for that joy and
Speaker 4: bliss to rub off on me more like, not that
Speaker 4: I'm not joyful or blissful, but like his ship is
Speaker 4: on a whole other level. And I think old Erica
Speaker 4: would have been annoyed by it, but like I'm trying
Speaker 4: to obviously grow press and I want happiness and I shouldn't,
Speaker 4: you know, push that away from or like try to
Speaker 4: like make it weird.
Speaker 1: So I need, I need, I need. She just needs
Speaker 1: to get more happy. I need. So yeah, I connected
Speaker 1: with him this weekend, and what else did I do?
Speaker 1: Hang out with my kid? She started her first day of.
Speaker 4: Preschool, which is I keep spending in this chair and
Speaker 4: remembering that I have to talk into a microphone.
Speaker 5: I know I'm looking at you.
Speaker 1: Can you hear yourself?
Speaker 5: Because I'm like, can I hear her?
Speaker 1: Or am I just hearing myself? First of all, still
Speaker 1: managing to funk up the sound, still managing.
Speaker 6: Let me say that we are in a classy studio,
Speaker 6: but that did not stop us from smoking a joint
Speaker 6: in the parking lot, not in this parking, across.
Speaker 1: The street, not in the radio. I'm pretty sure a
Speaker 1: lot of people smoke in the radio parking, but we
Speaker 1: did not. The owner, but we did not. We did not.
Speaker 1: We smoked it across the street. So we're still we're still.
Speaker 4: Respect I'm very high. I had to to come and
Speaker 4: to get it, come into this environment. It's very different.
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Speaker 1: What was I gonna say?
Speaker 6: So? Yeah, that was my week end and.
Speaker 4: I'm leaving town tomorrow, going to Toronto and London and
Speaker 4: shout out to London because me and Jamila, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: We're going to be there at the same time.
Speaker 5: That's the plan.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the plan.
Speaker 4: So if you if anybody knows any London spots we
Speaker 4: need to check out, let us know.
Speaker 1: Sliden o DMS and let us know. We want to
Speaker 1: know where to hang out. And if you have any
Speaker 1: London followers, let's hang too.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that would be cool.
Speaker 1: Slide in our DMS. Someone slid in our DMS and
Speaker 1: he's still in that like little box. Did you open it?
Speaker 1: I don't want to.
Speaker 6: I thought you would I looked at it, but I'm
Speaker 6: not going to open it. I'm gonna leave him there.
Speaker 1: I hate seeing that one in the corner. It's like
Speaker 1: it like kills me. I'm like, oh, like OCD remember, yeah, No,
Speaker 1: we're just not doing that. Well maybe I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's just never anybody like I want to where are
Speaker 4: the fine men that slide in the d ms?
Speaker 1: Where are you?
Speaker 4: I feel like little boys slide on our dms. He
Speaker 4: did look like he looked like he was like, well,
Speaker 4: nineteen years old. Remember that the other one that like
Speaker 4: kept messaging us too.
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, he was like twelve. That twelve
Speaker 1: probably the same age as.
Speaker 5: They're probably looking for hashtags like mills probably are.
Speaker 4: And the fact that we're hashtagging MILF, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: who are we old ladies?
Speaker 1: What else? Listen? We even have brot.
Speaker 6: I typed out notes, but clearly I was high or
Speaker 6: something because I was looking for these.
Speaker 1: They are bad.
Speaker 4: They help, It helps, It's helpful, no, And I mean
Speaker 4: we're trying to be more organized, you know, I have.
Speaker 4: We have a lot going on all the time, and
Speaker 4: sometimes you just need things to be laid out for you.
Speaker 1: But you need to find time to do that. Apparently
Speaker 1: Jamila found that last night at four am, so thank you.
Speaker 1: So there four am the notes. Did you see the
Speaker 1: whole Nike and I thing.
Speaker 6: Of course I did, because it's all over in my
Speaker 6: feed and everywhere, because it's the most important.
Speaker 1: Thing going on in the world right now. My thing
Speaker 1: is is does Nike actually care?
Speaker 5: No, of course not.
Speaker 1: They were trying to insert themselves and look like the
Speaker 1: better brand, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's like, oh, it's like this ongoing rivalry night.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's datas was winning for a minute.
Speaker 1: It's obviously.
Speaker 6: Like a well thought out publicity controversial, controversial publicity thing.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 1: But you think between both of them, or you think, oh,
Speaker 1: I think like as far as Nike caring, I think
Speaker 1: like maybe maybe not.
Speaker 6: Somebody cared, someone pitched it, someone knew even more that
Speaker 6: it would be talked about, and.
Speaker 4: At the end of the day, Colin Kaepernick agreed to
Speaker 4: do it, so he must have felt like they cared,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: It is not a man that does some no, but
Speaker 6: he's also a businessman and at the end of the day,
Speaker 6: the message is greater then whoever, you know, he has
Speaker 6: an agenda, and I think that's great. And obviously we
Speaker 6: know where his but you know why not I would
Speaker 6: do it too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it's true, it's true. The agenda is
Speaker 1: to inspire.
Speaker 7: I hope.
Speaker 4: I mean, obviously there's always money is always the agenda too,
Speaker 4: but to inspire because and.
Speaker 1: To reach and Nike ed was going to reach how
Speaker 1: many people?
Speaker 6: That message is going to be so profound and reach
Speaker 6: so many more people than he could without the endorsement.
Speaker 1: So on your face in the camera, Oh okay, com side,
Speaker 1: mm hm, oh what else is going on?
Speaker 6: And then oh yeah, this is so mean, like's silly, silly,
Speaker 6: fifty bullying Floyd Mayweather again.
Speaker 1: No, why they need to stop. I didn't even see that.
Speaker 4: I don't even when I see anything about that, I
Speaker 4: just zone out because they're both dumb as fuck. I mean,
Speaker 4: fifty cents not dumb, but he's just mean and Floyd
Speaker 4: is just red talented but dumb.
Speaker 1: No, they both have their flaws, all right, Like, okay,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna talk about that. No, I want to
Speaker 1: know what did he say? Now? I don't know what
Speaker 1: the fuck did you say?
Speaker 6: So you know, everybody's remixing the ad, the Black and
Speaker 6: White ad.
Speaker 4: But I believe in something, or even if it makes
Speaker 4: Colin Kaepernick. Yeah, believe in something, even if it means
Speaker 4: sacrificing everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, fifty one of Floyd and then it says
Speaker 1: I need to stork. Oh, I don't even know it's
Speaker 1: that funny. It's it's totally fed up. But it's stupid.
Speaker 4: It's just dumb at this point because they're both grown
Speaker 4: children like man babies.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, ridiculous. A more important note, Uh, I.
Speaker 1: Have a question, Smatt, which one would you rather fifty
Speaker 1: for Floyd?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: God, mm.
Speaker 4: Ill right, no, right, I mean not ill. I think
Speaker 4: I'd rather have sex with fifty.
Speaker 1: I was. I think I think I was part of
Speaker 1: me say like fifty because you know I love it.
Speaker 1: But he's like an like he's like a dick. I
Speaker 1: feel like you know what I really think. I think
Speaker 1: in realize he's probably like such a I think. I
Speaker 1: hope so he's got to be. But I can you
Speaker 1: think Floyd's sweet? I know, but I know what he is.
Speaker 1: You know he doesn't. This is who he is.
Speaker 4: Plus I might get like a bag out of it
Speaker 4: if he ain't buying ship fifty is not buying any
Speaker 4: bitch for anything.
Speaker 1: I don't care what your Yeah a bitch, you can't
Speaker 1: get it now. Yeah, look, he has a tribe of
Speaker 1: woman once.
Speaker 6: You know, I'm all about the polygamy and I'm all
Speaker 6: about the sister wife life.
Speaker 1: I've never had one for it and for it.
Speaker 6: But yeah, at least he takes care of those care
Speaker 6: of those women. For the exception that the couple that
Speaker 6: he abused.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you know what, I'll probably get like a
Speaker 4: limited Chanel bag out of this.
Speaker 5: You're not a limited edition? Yeah, I'm so gad.
Speaker 6: I mean, like I would get a small one and
Speaker 6: a limited edition and he returned the limited edition for
Speaker 6: the money.
Speaker 1: He's cute. I mean, he's all right, you know, I smile.
Speaker 5: Short guy, he is short.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. Sometimes they have I know, I think
Speaker 1: he does. I think he does too, and fifty may not.
Speaker 1: I think fifty does too.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's a mystery.
Speaker 5: I'm sure we could google dick pics.
Speaker 1: If both of them, we can probably find him on
Speaker 1: the internet, like the dick.
Speaker 4: In print, like on the pant pic. Because not everyone
Speaker 4: has Oh Floyd didn't have a sex kick dude, No,
Speaker 4: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Just spreading rumors. We sound like old mills. Like maybe
Speaker 1: we could google that, Google Floyd's Erica. I know we
Speaker 1: could too, get on the line.
Speaker 4: I'm going to google that right now. Oh my goodness,
Speaker 4: I actually am really interested in fifty cents penis? What
Speaker 4: what is that?
Speaker 1: Looked like? Fifty cents penis? Oh there's a tip? What wait?
Speaker 1: Fifty cents penis made its television debut last night. Oh
Speaker 1: yeah it was. It was on the show.
Speaker 2: Look what.
Speaker 4: Go google fifty cents penis right now, y'all you will
Speaker 4: see the tip. That's all he's showing. But it looks thick.
Speaker 4: It looks thick. Yeah, but it's real, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Do you think that was by mistake and ship by mistake?
Speaker 1: I think maybe that's fake, right, Like they did that
Speaker 1: on purpose. It's not even a real dick. It's TV.
Speaker 1: They're not.
Speaker 6: Who's not going to edit past a huge penis in
Speaker 6: someone's hand? I mean, now I hear like girthy.
Speaker 5: Definitely girtsy guys.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Oh, he said fifty cent admits a fake penis?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, damn it. That's so lame. You should have
Speaker 1: just went on with the lie. You right, so stupid?
Speaker 1: Did you wait?
Speaker 6: Did I'm talking about this last week speaking of penises,
Speaker 6: Safari is actually replicating his dick with a sex toy
Speaker 6: company and distributing it.
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 4: I kind of want it, I kind of want Oh
Speaker 4: my god, I was kind of turned on when I
Speaker 4: saw his dick. I'm not even gonna lie. Like he
Speaker 4: got sexier to me me too, I mean corn but
Speaker 4: still he's also.
Speaker 1: Like sensitive, like I want I know, like.
Speaker 4: That's so sweet, Like I don't want to be your wife,
Speaker 4: but like that's really cute that, like I will have
Speaker 4: definitely probably yeah, just because you said that I might.
Speaker 6: Find you, maybe I'll be I don't know. I don't
Speaker 6: see that like matching first. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1: I could be cute Brooklyn And.
Speaker 5: Hey, Safari, that's.
Speaker 6: The next we're gonna creep in so far as you
Speaker 6: know how.
Speaker 5: I'm sure his d ms are endless.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm sure his dms are crazy, just
Speaker 4: from the dms that Van showed us of girls, like
Speaker 4: I know, Safaris are even off more off the chain
Speaker 4: just because he promotes himself sexually.
Speaker 6: I mean, I just in real life consider it if
Speaker 6: we should really seriously group into his DMS. I was like,
Speaker 6: we should just try, because I'm like, no, it's going
Speaker 6: too many homes.
Speaker 1: Even harboring this secret now. I thought about it right now.
Speaker 1: It was my high thought alone over here.
Speaker 4: I just shared it honestly after seeing like a preview
Speaker 4: of what Van gets in his DMS. Shout out to
Speaker 4: Van Leathan if you listen to her. He was on
Speaker 4: our last episode and he was the first male guest.
Speaker 4: We had a good time chatting first single male guest
Speaker 4: or a single male guest. Yes, chatting with Van, and
Speaker 4: he is hilarious. He's crazy, a bit crazy, but I
Speaker 4: love him.
Speaker 1: Anyway. His DMS gave me like I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is what's happening in DMS.
Speaker 4: And you know what I thought about immediately, I was like, Wow,
Speaker 4: my baby daddy's DMS must have been or must be
Speaker 4: off the fucking chain. And I when I was in
Speaker 4: that relationship, I just like didn't think about it. I
Speaker 4: just like tuned it out. Oh my god, Like it
Speaker 4: wasn't something that stressed me out. But now that I've
Speaker 4: seen like evidence of what a DM like it can
Speaker 4: look like.
Speaker 1: I feel like a man. Like a man's DM is
Speaker 1: a bit more aggressive. Are women just more aggressive than men? Actually? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because men I don't I've never got I've gotten
Speaker 4: like two dick pics. Ever, Yeah, same, So I don't know,
Speaker 4: I don't want dick pics.
Speaker 1: It's a turn off.
Speaker 4: I do not want a fucking dick pic in my
Speaker 4: Instagram at all. Like, I just don't like dickpics.
Speaker 1: They just don't do it. I mean, I guess I
Speaker 1: do like dickpics. I liked his dick pic, but I.
Speaker 4: Don't like unexpected me too warranted dick pics. Okay, which
Speaker 4: you ask for? Which brings us to today's topic.
Speaker 1: Turn offs, and of course, on the opposite side, the
Speaker 1: turn on.
Speaker 6: So speaking of pics, first of all, guys, let me
Speaker 6: just I've said this before, let me just say it again.
Speaker 5: Women do not want unrequested photos of you.
Speaker 1: If I ask for a picture, let me see what
Speaker 1: you're doing right now or something, don't.
Speaker 6: I don't know, I don't really want you to just
Speaker 6: send anyone, especially if you make i don't know, like
Speaker 6: a stupid selfie face. Actually maybe I'm like I kind
Speaker 6: of like sometimes my boyfriend says, yeah, you're a man.
Speaker 6: But if it's like if you're just dating someone and
Speaker 6: he just if you just start sending a bitch pictures
Speaker 6: for no goddamn reason shirtless, it's very like it's not
Speaker 6: a turn on, it's a turn off. Like Also, do
Speaker 6: not do any selfie like dancing videos. Pucker on your lips,
Speaker 6: and don't put that hand over your back.
Speaker 4: That armpit on armpit model armpit pose where you put
Speaker 4: your hand and you stretch like you're cratching like arch
Speaker 4: your back and you're.
Speaker 1: Selfie at that moment. Don't do it. If you come gay,
Speaker 1: it's not even a good cut. It's not even gay.
Speaker 4: It's just like it's just I also don't want to
Speaker 4: see your fucking armpit, Like I don't want to see
Speaker 4: your fucking hairy ass armpits.
Speaker 1: Next to your face.
Speaker 6: It's not the armpit that bothers me so much as
Speaker 6: it is just like that you thought out this selfie,
Speaker 6: you probably take it more than once to get it
Speaker 6: just right, and then you posted it like, yeah, this
Speaker 6: is for the ladies.
Speaker 1: Or for her. She don't like this.
Speaker 6: That's never the l And definitely not send a dig
Speaker 6: pic without being asked, because that's very aggressive unless you
Speaker 6: have a dick like Safaris, in which case continue.
Speaker 4: But you know some people think I have a dick
Speaker 4: like Safaris, Well they need Obviously they wouldn't just send
Speaker 4: a dick pic if they didn't think that.
Speaker 1: Dick was like killing the game. I don't know. I've
Speaker 1: been said that they had to think they were doing something.
Speaker 4: I'm not setting up. I'm not going to be set
Speaker 4: in a dick pic. If I have a dick and
Speaker 4: I know it's small, I sending it. You have to
Speaker 4: find out about this dick later, after I gave you
Speaker 4: some like yeah, after.
Speaker 1: Then we can talk about this.
Speaker 6: Dick that sucks for guys. Women kind of can work
Speaker 6: with what they got, you know, dressed it up. Speaking
Speaker 6: of arm pits, I kind of like armpits. Do you
Speaker 6: like sometimes I want to nestle my face if you like, okay?
Speaker 6: For I like men that really smell good.
Speaker 1: It has like always smells delicious, like always like you
Speaker 1: just get the peromones. Yeah, I like that. I don't
Speaker 1: ever want to smell any man's armpit, but I like.
Speaker 5: Nestle my face in the arm pit.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 5: Stop, I'm weird.
Speaker 4: I don't want to wrestle any face in any armpit,
Speaker 4: but I will nestle my face all up in your
Speaker 4: face and your neck. Like I was like, I used
Speaker 4: to do this Max, and I put my face on
Speaker 4: his cheek and just smell it and he would be like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you just have like just he had
Speaker 1: a scent. It was like I was so attracted to
Speaker 1: his scent. I don't know if anyone else else does
Speaker 1: that weird ship, but I like beards. I have a type.
Speaker 4: Go on Jamila's instagram again at Mila underscar Mapo. You
Speaker 4: would like to see her type, because every time we're out,
Speaker 4: she'd be like, oh he's cute. I'm like, okay, that
Speaker 4: looks just like I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, you just love light skin beard and man I
Speaker 1: do it's is it? Is it a crap?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I like a like a lot. I definitely have a
Speaker 1: type too.
Speaker 6: I also like white boys, like white boys with us
Speaker 6: and beards, Like white boys with buns and beards.
Speaker 1: I like that, like dude hair kind of like white boy. Look,
Speaker 1: I hate that. I like clean cut white boy. I
Speaker 1: showed you the other white boy who is in my TMS.
Speaker 1: He was fine.
Speaker 4: Now with the dreads, he's fine, but he's obviously the
Speaker 4: fact that he does hair like shrips me the fuck out.
Speaker 4: This naggad is a white with dreadlocks and just dreading.
Speaker 4: He dreads other people's hair. He's very and doesn't cut.
Speaker 4: He's very soulful, you know, like but abound the ver naked.
Speaker 6: He sent me pictures of him in the river naked,
Speaker 6: stainting his whole body, and he's like, you know, got
Speaker 6: cool dreads.
Speaker 1: Does you know roster ship with his friends. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: the kind of white boy like yeah, I mean, if
Speaker 1: that's he's living his true authentic self. Yeah. I also
Speaker 1: dated an Asian guy. He was like Asian white who's
Speaker 1: from Oakland. He was, uh, this is this is how
Speaker 1: you know it's back in the day.
Speaker 6: He is a really good guitar player, but at the
Speaker 6: time it's Kisha Cole's guitar player. And I was working
Speaker 6: at Whole Foods and I met him and he had dreads.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, like you know, like Atlanta's Chocolate City.
Speaker 6: Oh my as like pretending number. Yeah, he was kind
Speaker 6: of sexy. I guess I have even a type when
Speaker 6: it comes to yeah, I have types.
Speaker 1: M Yeah, I was. I was making fun of Meala.
Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, you don't like white girls with drugs,
Speaker 1: but you like white boys with dreads. She's like, it's different.
Speaker 5: I mean, I say, you don't like white girls with dreads.
Speaker 5: No white it's annoying.
Speaker 4: It annoys me. It both both annoyed me. Like I'm committed.
Speaker 4: I'm committed to both. I'm equally exclusive.
Speaker 1: I don't really give a fuck about the hair shit
Speaker 1: like whatever.
Speaker 4: You don't get annoyed when people like when white girls
Speaker 4: get like cornrows.
Speaker 5: And ship, okay, just depends on what kind of white girl.
Speaker 6: It is, like there's a really annoying type of white
Speaker 6: girl that wants really badly to be ethnic.
Speaker 5: Like I know because I have like an associate like this.
Speaker 6: And she's cool, but then you start to notice things
Speaker 6: like she gets drunk and starts singing nigga and like,
Speaker 6: I don't know, it's just annoying. And there's certain things
Speaker 6: it's like I don't know if it's authentic stuff.
Speaker 1: I wanted this hair doo, I wasn't.
Speaker 6: I don't know who like whatever, but there are really annoying,
Speaker 6: wanna trying way too hard white girls that are like
Speaker 6: totally oblivious to the culture. But like I mean, you know,
Speaker 6: like I take it four black guys hip hop for life.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, shout out to white girls, we.
Speaker 5: Love you all my friends.
Speaker 6: Sounds so racist, you know how like white people say
Speaker 6: my best friend is black, I have like or like
Speaker 6: a what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I have a gay aunt.
Speaker 3: People.
Speaker 1: You're about to say all my friends are white? Oh god,
Speaker 1: I mean it like they.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Anyways, speaking of hair, I don't like when when
Speaker 4: men shave their pubes off, like when they shave all
Speaker 4: their hair.
Speaker 1: Around their penis. I don't really care, but it just
Speaker 1: like you have a lot of time on your hands,
Speaker 1: but it's too much time. And then when I get
Speaker 1: to you, it's it's prickly. It's like I just just
Speaker 1: let it curl. Let it curl.
Speaker 5: I like like a low just like a low cut.
Speaker 1: It could be low.
Speaker 4: But I don't like shave. I don't want to see
Speaker 4: your skin. You do not want to see the rest
Speaker 4: of your skin around your penis. Yeah, my ex used
Speaker 4: to do that, and he used to shave completely, and
Speaker 4: well not my baby daddy, but another ex.
Speaker 1: Right, I was like, ask you about that in the
Speaker 1: car oh my god, No, no, no, not him, and
Speaker 1: he's to shave it all. And at first I did,
Speaker 1: I liked it, but then I just was like, it's
Speaker 1: just I don't know, it's just.
Speaker 6: I feel like makes it look like porn. A porn
Speaker 6: guy I sucked with for a long time, he was
Speaker 6: always well shaved. I don't know if because he was
Speaker 6: working sometimes or if that was what he's used to.
Speaker 6: I also noticed he never wore underwear, which was very peculiar,
Speaker 6: like even in jeans, which I don't know why. I
Speaker 6: think it's peculiar because I don't wear panties ever. I mean,
Speaker 6: I'm wearing some right now for the first time, but
Speaker 6: I have to wear pant A guy that doesn't wear
Speaker 6: boxers or anything, it is like are you just ready?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. It was very porn like.
Speaker 1: It was very poorny of him, but he wasn't wearing
Speaker 1: she doesn't. He doesn't wear boxers. He would just have
Speaker 1: jeans on it pull like pull.
Speaker 4: I felt like it would smell needs like some barrier
Speaker 4: jeans are like hot.
Speaker 1: I thought it was so rub rub r. I just
Speaker 1: thought it was because he was like used to doing porn.
Speaker 1: He didn't wear underwear.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna ask him about that. We're we're really good friends.
Speaker 6: I'm not him for like fifteen years. I'm gonna ask, like,
Speaker 6: are were underwe He's like, he's actually a pretty big
Speaker 6: porn star. Justin Slayer, justin Justin Slayer. But I met
Speaker 6: him when I was like in high school. I lied
Speaker 6: about my age. I was sixteen when I was eighteen,
Speaker 6: and we been like friends for so long. He's like
Speaker 6: a calm for advice about my mom. And then we
Speaker 6: also done some really weird freaky shit together too.
Speaker 5: Okay, but now he went to Africa.
Speaker 1: For eight years and now he's like very low key religious.
Speaker 1: Oh and then oh he told me about that. It's
Speaker 1: so interesting. Is he still porn star? Don't know?
Speaker 5: No, I mean he's old now.
Speaker 1: I mean I met him he was thirty four. He's
Speaker 1: like forty Seve bad or something. He has a daughter
Speaker 1: who's like eighteen.
Speaker 6: But I thought I thought that was very interesting that
Speaker 6: his lifestyle, because he was the first person who introduced
Speaker 6: me to like this open like made me feel.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh my god, there's people like me.
Speaker 1: I was. I got in the car, I was like,
Speaker 1: pick me up. I don't know where. My parents were
Speaker 1: in a range rover, me and my cousin in front
Speaker 1: of my house.
Speaker 4: And of course, because we all did that weird crazy
Speaker 4: shit and got in cars with older men.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like totally totally irresponsible, dumb shit. And I was
Speaker 6: with my older cousin who's totally with it, and.
Speaker 1: I said, do you have a girlfriend? And he is like,
Speaker 1: I have the many, I have a lot of girlfriends.
Speaker 1: Maybe you want to be one? And I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm in love. Then I fell in love. Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 6: He took us to like a swinger spot. I was
Speaker 6: in high school wilding out, and I'm like, why am
Speaker 6: I a freak?
Speaker 1: This is why I get? Is this normal? Exposed very early?
Speaker 1: Is this normal? Oh my god?
Speaker 4: I'm looking at Jamila's notes. She has like exclamation points
Speaker 4: next to things I do, parentheses, like abbreviations, Like I
Speaker 4: don't know how to read some of this, so it
Speaker 4: doesn't even make any sense.
Speaker 5: We should leave youse? Oh wait, I stabled it?
Speaker 1: What else? Return on?
Speaker 4: Well, I have a new discovery of a turn on
Speaker 4: that I like. She's late curved penis. Curved penis, guys,
Speaker 4: that's I highly recommend that you get a guy like
Speaker 4: watch Men, like that be the new like rave of
Speaker 4: plastic surgery.
Speaker 6: Like no, it's really a thing, and it's so funny
Speaker 6: that you you experienced it like recently, because I remember I.
Speaker 7: Told you someone googled it some Yeah, good old Google Google.
Speaker 6: So if you google it does say the curved penis
Speaker 6: is designed to hit the G spot and hit spots
Speaker 6: that the straight penis just cannot hit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is true. So this is our endorsement for
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Speaker 1: Get curved penis dot com. Try it up. I wonder
Speaker 1: if they have like curved penis vibrators. They should you
Speaker 1: touch that?
Speaker 3: I can hear this.
Speaker 5: Oh, they should have curved penis vibrators.
Speaker 1: That is a thing. Notes. Wait, we need to write
Speaker 1: that down, merchants. We might have to blur this whole
Speaker 1: section out.
Speaker 5: As First of all, I'm positive it exists.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. No, I don't think it does.
Speaker 4: I don't I would have seen it at a sex shot.
Speaker 4: Have you ever seen a curved penis at a sex shot?
Speaker 4: Maybe it was like a hook, like a hook.
Speaker 6: I don't know, young baby has a hook? Okay, oh,
Speaker 6: I put on the list filthy mouth. I love a
Speaker 6: man with a filthy fucking mouth, like a dirty talking mouth.
Speaker 6: Like I like someone who could talk talk nasty good.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? And it may talk nasty good,
Speaker 1: I mean like talk.
Speaker 5: Dirty, Like who's good at talking dirty in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
Speaker 5: And that's a lot of effort effort to get out.
Speaker 1: I like a man that can talk dirty too.
Speaker 4: But I think you will like it to another level
Speaker 4: because when you were explaining this to me, you were like,
Speaker 4: I like a.
Speaker 1: Filthy, dirty, dirty dirty fuck. It was like, God, damn you.
Speaker 4: Actually when we were by the pool, you were you
Speaker 4: were like doing some shit with your tongue to like
Speaker 4: show some shit you like.
Speaker 1: It's like, damn, Jamal's really talk she's really gone for
Speaker 1: I do not recall doing anything with my tongue you
Speaker 1: did or whatever. And when we're talking to the sister
Speaker 1: or my girlfriend, what uh.
Speaker 7: What.
Speaker 6: I don't like though, I would just on the other side,
Speaker 6: if you don't know how to talk filthy, or if
Speaker 6: you're just not a good dirty talker, just.
Speaker 5: Don't talk at all, Like the fuck up, just don't
Speaker 5: say anything.
Speaker 6: Just stick to ooz in us because these are some
Speaker 6: things you don't say during sex. I really hate when
Speaker 6: guys say cock. It makes me feel like you watch
Speaker 6: a lot of white porn.
Speaker 4: Cock and put my cock. You know, that's really great.
Speaker 4: That's such a disgusting word too.
Speaker 6: Also, this is so hard to have, Like, never mind,
Speaker 6: let me just not incriminate myself.
Speaker 1: Butthole. Don't say butthole. No one says just like, but
Speaker 1: say butthole, butole?
Speaker 6: I heard.
Speaker 1: But if you want to do it in the ass,
Speaker 1: say I want to. I want to put it in
Speaker 1: your butt. Don't you put it in your but I'm
Speaker 1: going to be Oh my god.
Speaker 4: My friend was hooking up this guy from London and
Speaker 4: she said that He's like, I want to put.
Speaker 1: It in your bum. Oh, it's so cute.
Speaker 4: I know, it sounds like the little kid is asking you, though,
Speaker 4: I like to put it in your bum, touch your bum?
Speaker 1: You like that when I do it to your bum?
Speaker 1: I like that bum, math your bum. I kind of
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 4: I'm actually I'm going to London, and we're going to London,
Speaker 4: and I pray to God. I pray that whoever whoever
Speaker 4: I connect with out there, if and when, does not
Speaker 4: use the word bumb when I would hope that that's
Speaker 4: so when talking about my ass, give me that fat
Speaker 4: bumb a look a bit juicy bumb oh.
Speaker 6: Also, speaking of words, not to say, never, ever, ever,
Speaker 6: should a.
Speaker 1: Grown man refer to his penis as a peep. I
Speaker 1: went out with this doctor.
Speaker 6: He literally has to be forty seven years old at minimum,
Speaker 6: and he's telling me his story how he got a
Speaker 6: surgery and he was struggling because he was having a
Speaker 6: retail dysfunction because the surgery.
Speaker 1: He needed to get in his hip blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: So then he got the best surgeon in this Christate area.
Speaker 6: And when he showed up to the surgery, there was
Speaker 6: two women there and he was like, oh no, this
Speaker 6: is how he told the story to me. And I
Speaker 6: was like, oh no, they're going to see my peepee.
Speaker 6: And I was like, like the music stuff, Like I'm like,
Speaker 6: what did you just say your pee pee? Not only
Speaker 6: are you a hundred, you are a physician, you're a doctor.
Speaker 6: Why the fuck are you referring to your penis as
Speaker 6: a peepee and a regular? And I said that to
Speaker 6: him in the middle of the story, like I didn't
Speaker 6: even ask about the surgery. I was like, why are
Speaker 6: you calling your people? Did you just say peepee?
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, because it's you know. I was
Speaker 1: just I wasn't expecting that it's my peep.
Speaker 5: Oh girl, I almost died.
Speaker 1: I can't. So, yeah, I've never experienced that. I hope
Speaker 1: that never happens.
Speaker 4: But I did experience experience something similar recently in my DMS.
Speaker 1: With this guy.
Speaker 4: But I've been chatting actually, oh my god. He's from
Speaker 4: London and I've known him forever. We had sex literally
Speaker 4: like probably ten years ago.
Speaker 1: Thing, and you know, we've been we kept.
Speaker 4: In touch ever since, and he's always had this fit.
Speaker 4: We've always like we flirt or whatever. So recently he
Speaker 4: was messaging me and like, I don't know. He said
Speaker 4: something like, oh, do you know what I would do
Speaker 4: to you? And I was like, what would you do
Speaker 4: to me? We've never talked like dirty ever. It's like
Speaker 4: the first time. I was like, what would you do?
Speaker 4: And he was like, I put my salami in you
Speaker 4: and I wouldn't pull out. And I'm like, salami, his salami.
Speaker 4: And now he's not gonna pull out that salami. He's
Speaker 4: gonna put his salami in me.
Speaker 1: Bitch. I was like, well, this is is this is why?
Speaker 5: No he's black, Yes, that was worst.
Speaker 4: He's gonna put his I guess the salamis are dark,
Speaker 4: like no, no, no, I would be like, I'm age,
Speaker 4: I would have liked.
Speaker 1: Egg clam more than salami, Like what.
Speaker 6: Just fucking refer to your goddamn penis as your goddamn penis.
Speaker 4: I think of salami, think of it being chopped up
Speaker 4: like it's just I get a lot of really bad visuals.
Speaker 1: When I heard that word, it was like it triggered me.
Speaker 4: I was like, hell, no, you don't want to put
Speaker 4: a slot man your pissy, So now we're not. I'm
Speaker 4: not saying him when I go out there.
Speaker 1: There's no way, uh. I.
Speaker 6: I don't like guys that I have like limited palettes
Speaker 6: of like foods they can eat like I want.
Speaker 1: I don't like sushi. I just want chicken wings and chickens.
Speaker 1: I don't like.
Speaker 4: I don't know, you don't, bitch, you want all all
Speaker 4: the chicken, fried rice, shrimp, steaksters.
Speaker 6: I really like food, and I like seafood and ship
Speaker 6: and I'm like plassy meals and I don't want you
Speaker 6: to embarrass me at a good restaurant by asking for
Speaker 6: some bullshit I also don't want. Oh, I also don't
Speaker 6: want a man to order a motherfucking Long Island iced tea.
Speaker 6: I also would prefer he also not drink anything colored?
Speaker 1: Do you mean colored? Like blue? Like?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Like Fanta?
Speaker 3: Like what I mean?
Speaker 1: You know what that's like? Cool? I like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I mean like cocktails.
Speaker 6: But now that you know that, you said fanta. My
Speaker 6: EXE used to drink like so much juice, so much soda.
Speaker 6: It annoyed the shit out of me, like drink some
Speaker 6: fucking water. Maybe he just he's a trigger. But yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: like an unhealthy man. When I if I did an
Speaker 6: unhealthy like a super unhealthy guy.
Speaker 1: I think, oh my god, well, what is your com taste? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. It affects it. It plays a part. Yeah,
Speaker 1: even if you eat a lot of meat and like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you can taste it.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but in my head, it just doesn't
Speaker 4: seem like a good kind Does your boyfriend eat a
Speaker 4: lot of meat?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? Actually I was like, this is not gonna
Speaker 1: last very long. I need to cook you vegetables.
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: No. My turn off is.
Speaker 4: Also the way guys design their facial hair. No, seriously,
Speaker 4: like I don't like just like I've seen guys with
Speaker 4: just mustache.
Speaker 6: No, no, this the.
Speaker 5: Mustache is weird. I can't think of guys that I
Speaker 5: don't like.
Speaker 1: This just this thing, the one that goes, the one
Speaker 1: that goes all the way around the mouth.
Speaker 5: That would be called a goatee.
Speaker 1: This but just motioning around her mouth.
Speaker 7: This one.
Speaker 1: You know what? The only thing I like is one
Speaker 1: that fully commits. Just get the beard.
Speaker 4: Don't do like some weird ass designs or like or
Speaker 4: this like this, the thin one, the thin goatee.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, that is very I don't like that
Speaker 6: thin shit either. I just like a full I like
Speaker 6: a beard.
Speaker 1: A rough.
Speaker 5: Squavy are looking for you know that one?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I like ruffy scruffy. So we thought of this topic
Speaker 6: last night. So like everybody who called me, I was like,
Speaker 6: put some turn on and turn offs. I was in
Speaker 6: a sushi restaurant, like running down and there was all
Speaker 6: these I meaning you forgot, And I was like, how
Speaker 6: did we forget?
Speaker 5: Mama's boys?
Speaker 1: Oh, you want to love your mom.
Speaker 5: You gotta like your mama to take care of her.
Speaker 5: But like, don't be like yeah, there's a limit.
Speaker 1: I've never dated one, honestly, so I don't even know
Speaker 1: what that's like.
Speaker 6: You there's a lot of different levels of mama's boy,
Speaker 6: because I think, yeah, I have, and it's like, also,
Speaker 6: a mama who like keeps saving a son is very annoying,
Speaker 6: Like you need to let it go, bitch, he's thirty,
Speaker 6: that's very annoying.
Speaker 1: Well, his mama's boys are usually mama's boys because their
Speaker 1: moms are like that, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Yeah, they like that's the one that's actually that's one
Speaker 6: of my fears. Not actually no, because I'm pretty tough.
Speaker 6: I'm a pretty tough bitch parenting wise, but having a
Speaker 6: son and then like, because the weird part is, I
Speaker 6: actually can I can understand how it can happen because
Speaker 6: it's your child and there's no limit to what you'll do.
Speaker 6: But then obviously there's there's doing it to a level
Speaker 6: that handicaps them.
Speaker 1: But then you've.
Speaker 6: Handicapped them, so how do they survive if you don't supplement.
Speaker 6: It's like this fucked up cycle. So yeah, I think
Speaker 6: it's like a huge responsibility to raise a man.
Speaker 5: I take that very serious.
Speaker 3: No, it is.
Speaker 6: Oh, also having roommates. I do not want to fuck
Speaker 6: you at your house with your roommate.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so funny you said that because
Speaker 1: the guy that I'm happy by, yeah, happy bed he
Speaker 1: was like telling me.
Speaker 4: He was like, I'm looking at how I'm looking to
Speaker 4: get it, like move into a new like a new
Speaker 4: place because he lives in he lives in an apartment
Speaker 4: downtown and he's like, I'm looking to get into a house.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh cool, He's like, yeah, three bedrooms.
Speaker 1: I was like, are you gonna have roommates? And he
Speaker 1: was like no, no, And I was like, I relieve.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh thank god, thank.
Speaker 2: God, Okay, we can still talk. No seriously like no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: let's have no let's have no room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I already have a kid.
Speaker 4: I get when Yeah, I get when you're young. It's
Speaker 4: one thing when you're like in your twenties. Like I'm
Speaker 4: thirty years old. I'm gonna be thirty one next month.
Speaker 4: You cannot have a roommate. I have a four I
Speaker 4: have a three year old going to be four next year.
Speaker 1: No, no roommates.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean that's that sounds, I thought. Danielle said,
Speaker 6: and I was like, that's shallowed. Daniell Ellie is expensive.
Speaker 6: She's like, no, I really like Jamella. You wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I was like, you're right, I hate a guy. My
Speaker 1: friend said, in between jobs? Where did she? Where is
Speaker 1: turn the page in between that close?
Speaker 3: Well? You know what?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Wait, no, I know, but not that, she said, Floyd.
Speaker 6: You know what, because we live in LA. This is
Speaker 6: really shallow because I hope to no. Okay, well okay,
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna say it, like an actor that's not
Speaker 6: that successful as an actor in LA is gonna get
Speaker 6: kind of annoyed because you probably do have a roommate,
Speaker 6: and I get it. I want I want that to
Speaker 6: be I'm gonna do it too. But for a man
Speaker 6: like you also have to have some other stream.
Speaker 1: Of income.
Speaker 5: Because now, yeah, Hollywood's competitive place. Yeah, and there's a
Speaker 5: lot of that in LA and there's a lot of
Speaker 5: fake jobs.
Speaker 1: People will legitimately just make sh up in La.
Speaker 4: I'm looking at this listener to y'all, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm trying to listen to you, but I'm
Speaker 4: over here looking at this selfie taken ass niggas.
Speaker 1: SELFI video. We're literally has written down on not type
Speaker 1: right here, right here.
Speaker 5: He's bad.
Speaker 6: But oh my god, this is another one doesn't know
Speaker 6: mispronounces big words like if you basically if you're not
Speaker 6: that smart, you know, like if you're foreign, that's fun thing.
Speaker 6: But one time, my cousin was on FaceTime with this
Speaker 6: guy and he was trying to get her to come
Speaker 6: to Vegas and he's like, just buy the ticket, y'all,
Speaker 6: just get the ticket.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a ticket, I'm a I'm gonna refresh you.
Speaker 1: He was trying to go for reimburse, refresh you, a refreshing.
Speaker 5: He started like he was like trying to think it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah first, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 6: Ship.
Speaker 1: I gotta commit to something.
Speaker 6: And this is I mean again, I appreciate the butther
Speaker 6: for trying to go back. That ship was so fucking funny.
Speaker 6: And she was on FaceTime, so you can't like fly.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, like ask that close sorry, asked if
Speaker 6: you have if you're unsure, would rather.
Speaker 1: Some of that, I'll ask what does that mean?
Speaker 6: What are you talking about? Like if I don't know something,
Speaker 6: I don't mind asking.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I mean I think I think we
Speaker 4: can just agree that me and Shamila want and highly
Speaker 4: educated man.
Speaker 6: That's true to ask I does not. Yeah, an email
Speaker 6: crying as naga.
Speaker 1: Is it the weed or is this hilarious?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe no, that's those are those those are that's for sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't do it.
Speaker 4: I do that. Like his instagram you can tell is
Speaker 4: post all the time like someone's taking his photos. Like,
Speaker 4: I don't know why. It's a double standard. Women can
Speaker 4: do that shit. I don't want to see a man
Speaker 4: do that shit. I don't want to ask your homie
Speaker 4: to take like multiple pictures of you. I don't want
Speaker 4: me to leave that for me. Yeah, curate your instagram
Speaker 4: in some other way. Do some shit like post some
Speaker 4: like I don't know, some cute like some like landscape photos.
Speaker 1: I don't know. But I don't want to see your
Speaker 1: fashions every five your fashions. I feel like there's so many.
Speaker 1: There were some that people sent us to. They were
Speaker 1: like one girl.
Speaker 4: One girl said, uh, when he does when he wait
Speaker 4: turn on, when he remembers to put the towel on
Speaker 4: the towel rack.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's a turn on. It probably happens never.
Speaker 4: So I know, like maybe she was traumatized in her past,
Speaker 4: so she's like, oh, baby, when.
Speaker 1: You turn that, when you put that towel in that rack.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: Erica came to the complusion that she really doesn't like
Speaker 1: small balls.
Speaker 4: I don't come on, you know you have has anybody
Speaker 4: out there ever hooked up with someone and you go
Speaker 4: down to touch their balls and there there's none there,
Speaker 4: or they're very very small.
Speaker 1: There's like a.
Speaker 4: Small sack of skin, or like a hard it's like
Speaker 4: hard and small, not like you.
Speaker 1: More like I'm very happy to say I have not
Speaker 1: experienced Oh my god, you saw it, though I did.
Speaker 1: We saw it together. We did see something and there
Speaker 1: were some small balls and I was like, oh wow,
Speaker 1: that is weird. Right was huge though?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so all the balls, like all the disosterone was
Speaker 4: pumped into the panic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess wow. And he seems like he has
Speaker 1: a lot of you're not lacking. No. Erica also hates
Speaker 1: faux hawks. I fucking hate faux hawks.
Speaker 4: I don't come to me with your curly like afrocentric
Speaker 4: faux hawk, or even you're well groomed.
Speaker 1: I'm a niggapho hawk. I don't want either one. This
Speaker 1: is very twenty I don't know it's two thousand.
Speaker 4: Never should happened, Okay, unless you're like a child, maybe
Speaker 4: a little boy. Yeah, I just I just don't know.
Speaker 4: I also don't really like when guys dye their hair
Speaker 4: a lot. No, no, no, take it into like died hair,
Speaker 4: the dying of the hair.
Speaker 1: No, do not die your hair.
Speaker 5: Do not wearse colored contacts?
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh god, yeah, I didn't know that is that? Yeah?
Speaker 4: In high school actually, even past high school, he was
Speaker 4: wearing them. He was wearing like actually he went to
Speaker 4: school with Bobby.
Speaker 1: I was like, is she talking, okay, whisper? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: does he still wear them? I think he stopped.
Speaker 5: Oh god, I pray the fucking god.
Speaker 1: Because it did go past high school. It did, right,
Speaker 1: It was like, well into an adult, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: The valley and I'm like the tall as, like these
Speaker 4: are the peoples today, Like he would switch up the color.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he were shells. He did work.
Speaker 1: He was going for a lot of looks he was
Speaker 1: going for. I think no, no, he was, because he
Speaker 1: was like going for like it was Hawaiian like green eyed,
Speaker 1: but nigga.
Speaker 6: Still Yeah, I think that he I think he was
Speaker 6: just trying to He's trying to get in touch with
Speaker 6: his white side.
Speaker 1: Well, he went to that school, so that's cool.
Speaker 6: You have to understand when we talk, the ship that
Speaker 6: we talk, me and Erica grew up in like the
Speaker 6: super white in the valley.
Speaker 5: It's super very white, and these are things that you
Speaker 5: come across.
Speaker 6: Lots of people have identity crisis, a lot of black
Speaker 6: you know, and it's okay, it happened.
Speaker 1: Ship, I think.
Speaker 4: I mean, I struggled with I've struggled with identity crisis
Speaker 4: because I didn't have a lot of black people around me,
Speaker 4: and I was constantly trying to, like, you know, find
Speaker 4: where I felt comfortable, you know, where I felt like
Speaker 4: like I look like people. And then I was like, well,
Speaker 4: I'm not. I guess I don't look like anyone here.
Speaker 4: So I'm just gonna try. I'm gonna try to fit into.
Speaker 1: What they do. Yeah, I don't know, I mean obviously
Speaker 1: like straight in your hair.
Speaker 6: No, actually in high school I wore my hair now
Speaker 6: jewel and because my dance coach, she's actually I went
Speaker 6: to her daughter's birthday party with my kids. Now as
Speaker 6: an adult, she was such a fucking sorry, you know,
Speaker 6: if you're listening, you weren't you know you were a bitch.
Speaker 1: You know you're a bitch.
Speaker 6: And she was like, Okay, tonight for the game, you
Speaker 6: guys have to put your hair down. And I was like, no, Summer,
Speaker 6: I can't. It doesn't work that way for me. She's like,
Speaker 6: figure it out. I was like, I can't just straighten
Speaker 6: my hair. She's like, and then for the first time,
Speaker 6: I wore my I don't know.
Speaker 1: What I were my hair Nashville for the first time,
Speaker 1: and she laughed.
Speaker 5: At me, that's Trump, That's fucking horrible.
Speaker 6: She also like she also like taught to African American
Speaker 6: like culture class and dated all black guys. I don't
Speaker 6: don't She probably wasn't laughing to be who knows what.
Speaker 6: I don't even know, but I remember I'm like, how
Speaker 6: are you gonna laugh?
Speaker 1: Bitch?
Speaker 3: I had to do this.
Speaker 6: This is And after that, I wore my hair natural
Speaker 6: and I figured it out. It took probably like six
Speaker 6: months to figure it out.
Speaker 1: But I did. Now I won't go back. I can't
Speaker 1: figure it out again.
Speaker 6: But but I don't even know how I got on
Speaker 6: this topic. Did contact oh, no contact lenses? Identity crisis?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did my hair blonde once a couple of
Speaker 1: times because I did man, not because I want to
Speaker 1: be waiting. No, that that showed up in different ways
Speaker 1: in my life.
Speaker 4: But I feel like once I left high school that
Speaker 4: like finally, like I could I finally that fell away
Speaker 4: because I didn't have to surround myself with a certain
Speaker 4: type of person. I wasn't surrounded by certain I had
Speaker 4: more diverse experience.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Erica went to another day super like white is
Speaker 6: a Catholic skirt wearing.
Speaker 1: And then before that, I went to like a private
Speaker 1: all girls school which was super white.
Speaker 4: So I would be like whenever I wouldn't at those
Speaker 4: private dances, like they'd be like, you know, there's a
Speaker 4: few like black boys at the other.
Speaker 1: School that were like like from Inglewood, Right, I'll be right, numbers,
Speaker 1: where should I meet you? Howard you? But I'll be there.
Speaker 6: That's why I knew all like the guy who were
Speaker 6: talking about with the contact lenses. That's the only reason
Speaker 6: I knew everybody who went to Montclair because one girl came.
Speaker 1: Back and was like, there's so many black guys that
Speaker 1: go to this private school.
Speaker 4: And I was like, actually, yeah, they actually Montclair did
Speaker 4: have the most grade because.
Speaker 1: They were shipping them in from the from that for
Speaker 1: like sports, and they were like, all fine, there's like
Speaker 1: a bunch of brothers.
Speaker 5: And it's like if you were in an eight mile
Speaker 5: radius at the Bella, you.
Speaker 1: Knew who they were. That's so true.
Speaker 5: True, it's so true, all of them. We still know
Speaker 5: these people.
Speaker 1: That's so true.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's hard out here for a black girl.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: So you know what else someone said about bad turn offs? Incarceration?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I put that on. I saw that. I
Speaker 1: was like, I messages. She didn't write me back.
Speaker 4: I said, like in the past or currently like currently
Speaker 4: incarcerated or like formally incarcerated.
Speaker 1: I guess, like I fun, I guess man that.
Speaker 5: I don't want you to have been incarcerated.
Speaker 1: Because I'm gonna think how long. It doesn't turn me on?
Speaker 1: But it like adds another layer to your mystery to me, Yeah,
Speaker 1: fucked up. I'm trying to work on it. I have
Speaker 1: a friends from Phil.
Speaker 6: I've done him for like fifteen like literally fifteen years.
Speaker 6: Nigga has been to jail like literally five times, and.
Speaker 5: I'm like, but why, Like you're a smart guy.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. You had you have kids, I can't. Like,
Speaker 1: I'm your friend.
Speaker 6: I pick up the phone sometimes, but dude, why the
Speaker 6: fuck do you keep going to jail? Honest to god, Like,
Speaker 6: are you tired of that ship?
Speaker 5: I mean, you know, I don't.
Speaker 1: I know people get in fine, but that's I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's stupid. Another turn off for me, though, which just
Speaker 1: real quick, is teeth and breath mm hmm.
Speaker 6: If you your teeth or I have a teething because
Speaker 6: the nails, if you have dirt underneath your fingernails or
Speaker 6: long fingernails we're thinking about like our vaginas. Yes, why
Speaker 6: I can't do the long fingernails, like it just tells
Speaker 6: me too much about you?
Speaker 1: What else? What else?
Speaker 4: What else?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: No, I don't neglect those things. I like guys who
Speaker 6: get manicures and pedicures.
Speaker 4: I used to be weird about that, but then I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: how the fuck am.
Speaker 1: I gonna be weirded about that? And then don't don't
Speaker 1: like feet and clean No, but now I do now,
Speaker 1: Like I love a man that will camper himself facials.
Speaker 5: I just got a little horny thinking about it.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, real quick, this is all I saw
Speaker 6: my list things we've done that turned people off.
Speaker 1: One time. I don't know why I did this.
Speaker 6: I who was this nerdy guy that I met on
Speaker 6: the plane on Spirit And he was so smart and
Speaker 6: he had this really crazy story of how he was.
Speaker 6: He was from this really fucked up place in New Jersey.
Speaker 6: He has a book, he's a lawyer, he's an activist.
Speaker 1: He's like an amazing guy. You know, I like a
Speaker 1: smart guy or like an intriguing character. And I, oh, no,
Speaker 1: I just know the story.
Speaker 6: Oh he anyway, he came to my Oh. So the
Speaker 6: story was he's used to sol drugs. His parents were
Speaker 6: both in and out of jail and on crack, and
Speaker 6: he ended up putting himself and had a really poor education,
Speaker 6: ended up putting himself through law school, put down you know,
Speaker 6: he went to like let that shit go one day,
Speaker 6: completely released it, put himself through law school, became this
Speaker 6: black activist lawyer and has the amazing story.
Speaker 1: So what did you turn his off? Oh? Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't know why I did this. He was a nerd.
Speaker 1: I spit in his mouth, like like leaned over him
Speaker 1: and like not everyone's ready for that. No one's ready
Speaker 1: for that.
Speaker 4: That.
Speaker 6: I don't know why I did that to that particular
Speaker 6: person because it made no sense.
Speaker 4: But I just laughed, were you having like dirty sex
Speaker 4: right at that moment that made you feel comfortable?
Speaker 6: But maybe I was just like trying to take him
Speaker 6: over and be a bitch, but he totally was like no,
Speaker 6: I started cracking.
Speaker 1: I'm like, sorry, no, okay, sorry, did he like spit
Speaker 1: it out with no?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Oh my god, don't do that if it's that,
Speaker 6: it's really filthy and you don't know the memo.
Speaker 1: I've definitely done that with a few people and they
Speaker 1: didn't they didn't react poorly.
Speaker 4: No, Usually they would sit like the first someone else had,
Speaker 4: like the first time that it was ever done was
Speaker 4: like someone.
Speaker 1: Did it to me and then I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: that was that. I don't know if I like that.
Speaker 4: No, I did like it, so then I don't know.
Speaker 4: I to gauge it, but you never know. You kind
Speaker 4: of just gotta you never know.
Speaker 6: I don't like my guys like complain if I scratch
Speaker 6: and buye them too hard, even though I know I
Speaker 6: can be kind of rough, but like, don't be a
Speaker 6: little bit, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, monster.
Speaker 4: No. I mean some guys and even women they want
Speaker 4: to be made love to all the time, and they
Speaker 4: want to get that gentleness.
Speaker 1: True. I feel like I go through phases where I'm
Speaker 1: like that too, or I don't want that. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it has to be Like I feel like a healthy
Speaker 1: balance is ideal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but not ever, not everybody is down for, you know,
Speaker 4: scratching and spitting in their face and whatever.
Speaker 1: I recently had.
Speaker 4: Someone get turned off by something I did or I
Speaker 4: don't know if they were turned off, but it turned
Speaker 4: me off, which made me think it was one of
Speaker 4: their turn offs. Uh. I was hooking up with a
Speaker 4: guy and like he you know, I'm I'm a squirters before, and.
Speaker 1: It just bragging and he.
Speaker 4: Was going down on me, and I was like, I
Speaker 4: was like, I'm gonna come, come, and he was like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, don't score it in my face.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what fuck? Like he said it
Speaker 1: out loud before I even I was even going to
Speaker 1: First of all, you can control it. It just wasn't that.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that type of orgasm.
Speaker 5: Okay, sporting is like a different type of orgasm.
Speaker 6: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: And I was and then and then I was like
Speaker 4: I didn't even know what to do, Like I was
Speaker 4: just like and I could tell like he was scared,
Speaker 4: like it was a turnoff for him.
Speaker 1: Think, yeah, no, it needs to be a turnof for him.
Speaker 1: I can't be afraid of any bodily fluid. This guy
Speaker 1: used to.
Speaker 6: This guy told me once you didn't want to eat
Speaker 6: my pussy after a result, like if it was really wet,
Speaker 6: And I was like, after it's wet, didn't want to.
Speaker 6: He didn't his mouth on there, it was too wet.
Speaker 6: I just didn't understand. I didn't understand it at all.
Speaker 6: And I was like, yeah, the same thing, like to
Speaker 6: self stuff with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: It was just weird and it made me feel It
Speaker 4: made me feel weird, and I I think it was
Speaker 4: a I'm assuming it was one of his turn offfs,
Speaker 4: like obviously it's something he doesn't enjoy or maybe he's
Speaker 4: never experienced.
Speaker 6: But in general it made me feel like, oh it
Speaker 6: maybe like should I not be doing this because nobody
Speaker 6: this is a turnoff. Nobody wants a man who has
Speaker 6: any Like. I don't like boundaries. I don't want sexual limits.
Speaker 6: I like like really free spirit liberated sexually, men like
Speaker 6: comfortable with their body, their bums right, they're bums and
Speaker 6: like all things like not.
Speaker 4: That I want to like, I don't want to put anything.
Speaker 4: I don't want to put anything in a man's bud.
Speaker 1: But I no, no, no, no, thank you.
Speaker 4: But yeah whatever, Jimilla, Well, I'm not doing it. Silence,
Speaker 4: go for a girl. I mean proud, No, I mean,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not against it. But what are we talking about?
Speaker 5: But what in the I'm so confused, That's really what
Speaker 5: I was confused about, Like, well, what am I? What
Speaker 5: kind of objects we talk?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: Because I don't want to put like a penis in
Speaker 6: your button? Okay, but maybe a finger?
Speaker 1: Okay, a finger. I'm not against a finger.
Speaker 6: All I can do the finger like a finger or
Speaker 6: a tongue. That okay, yeah, not anything too crazy, No,
Speaker 6: I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: No, no, Okay.
Speaker 4: Anyway, we got a question from somebody, and we're gonna
Speaker 4: switch gears real quick because this question is a little.
Speaker 1: More wait o, wait what, well it's a fun Oh
Speaker 1: oh yeah, we should talk about it. Okay.
Speaker 6: So in conclusion, because this is our library book report,
Speaker 6: how to discuss turn ons and turn offs with your partner.
Speaker 6: This is hard because you can't always tell people to
Speaker 6: like especially, I mean in general people, I'm defensive.
Speaker 1: And so what like, how do you go about this?
Speaker 2: I can just do it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's that, But obviously you want to establish a
Speaker 4: communication early on in your relationship.
Speaker 1: That's that's ideal.
Speaker 4: Obviously that doesn't always happen, but if you can, if
Speaker 4: you're starting a relationship, I would say, just start talking
Speaker 4: about sex early on. If you're already dating somebody, just
Speaker 4: start talking about it early on. And if you're already
Speaker 4: dating someone you've had issues talking about it in the past,
Speaker 4: good luck.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I think, like there's no perfect way.
Speaker 4: I mean I came out of a relationship where I
Speaker 4: felt like I couldn't talk about sex without getting the
Speaker 4: person upset and then thinking like they're not good enough
Speaker 4: or like they're not doing something good enough, when really
Speaker 4: it was just like me trying to express my needs
Speaker 4: and me wanting to know what his needs were.
Speaker 1: So I think I think that that approach can happen.
Speaker 1: I mean, the approach can work.
Speaker 4: You just have to be careful how you do it
Speaker 4: because people are so sensitive, like, you know, maybe make
Speaker 4: it about like you know, what can I do to
Speaker 4: you know, please you? More so that then you can
Speaker 4: ask maybe hopefully they'll ask, well what can I do
Speaker 4: to please?
Speaker 1: What can I do to please you? Obviously that doesn't
Speaker 1: always happen.
Speaker 6: What's I don't know, there's like an alarm going off. Sorry,
Speaker 6: I don't know what's happening, Like, uh yeah. The first
Speaker 6: psychology like, uh, is there anything you want me to
Speaker 6: this is that I always do this, like what's your fantasy?
Speaker 5: Because I want you to ask me what's mine?
Speaker 1: Exactly? Talk filthy? Yeah, like because anything you want me
Speaker 1: to do differently, and then like you know, and.
Speaker 6: If they say to you economics, you like feel open
Speaker 6: to talk to them about it, even though just for
Speaker 6: the record, no one's ever asked me to do anything differently.
Speaker 1: She's perfect.
Speaker 6: I'm pretty good at all these moves. Oh, also not waiting,
Speaker 6: just like address it immediately or also for sex stuff,
Speaker 6: I was thinking, like you could do it sexy.
Speaker 4: Like I want you to do it like this, or
Speaker 4: get like a sex game and play a game with
Speaker 4: each other so that you can like start opening up
Speaker 4: yourself more.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys.
Speaker 4: So, because we're recording at a studio, we have to
Speaker 4: go weird, right, we have we have to wrap it
Speaker 4: up right now.
Speaker 1: So I hope that these things.
Speaker 4: I hope you can relate to some of these turn
Speaker 4: ons and turn offs, and I hope that you know,
Speaker 4: if you're experiencing that with your partner, you guys can
Speaker 4: work through it, because sometimes that's all it is. It's
Speaker 4: like just a simple conversation can transform your relationship and
Speaker 4: you guys can have a different relationship. And if you can't,
Speaker 4: then you have to kind of consider is this the
Speaker 4: relationship I want?
Speaker 1: True? Yeah, that's true, because you got to be able
Speaker 1: to communicate and keep it real. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: So bring the kids or not whatever, come come and
Speaker 5: hang out and say hi.
Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you. We will see you next year,
Speaker 1: maybe in Monday. Bye bye.
Speaker 3: No no no no no no no no no no
Speaker 3: no no no no no no no no no no
Speaker 3: no no no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 1: Put puss it for breakfast.
Speaker 3: That's how I start my day. My dick is a pin.
Speaker 8: It's written all over her face. I put my tongue
Speaker 8: in the mouth and make them pussy lips straws. She
Speaker 8: got the junk in the trunk, You know, I like
Speaker 8: junk food.
Speaker 1: Tell her like this life is good, yo, pus