Speaker 1: Stop playing with your phone.
Speaker 2: It's to guys with his boone, just a ball at
Speaker 2: his boot? The review is there wheels for you? What
Speaker 2: is Scott gonna say? What's Andrew gonna say? Well, there's
Speaker 2: sires or just okay, it's.
Speaker 3: Guys with us boon just a ball at his boom.
Speaker 3: They'll be arguing about breakfast bot. What do they know?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 3: It is ready with all that.
Speaker 2: Post and you get to hear that's like bet you.
Speaker 1: You were talking through it the whole thing. Can I
Speaker 1: make it brighter?
Speaker 3: Because episode we're going to upload to our YouTube channel?
Speaker 1: Oh oh wait? Also, where is my Why are you one? Guest? Two? No? No?
Speaker 1: Now stop? Now that works?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, all right, well hello everyone?
Speaker 1: Wait? Did we say anything that you need to say again?
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I just wanted it to be brighter because we are
Speaker 3: now uploading this toy youtub tube channel. Hi everyone who's
Speaker 3: watching right now?
Speaker 1: I guess we're now YouTube stars, so we should do
Speaker 1: YouTube things. Probably not happening, all right, hit the link
Speaker 1: in the bio. Is there a link in the bio?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: All right, hey, guess what Andrew what? This is a
Speaker 1: very special episode. It's episode one thirty five of Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Friday, yay, and do you know what time
Speaker 1: it is?
Speaker 3: Cereal?
Speaker 1: Time? It's time to make the donuts?
Speaker 3: Shut your mouth. We got the dunkin Donuts Cereal.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's not dunkin Donuts Cereal, it's Dunkin' cereal. So
Speaker 1: my secret squirrel, Joel, it's shop right, furry friend, Joel,
Speaker 1: I think he's my secret squirrel.
Speaker 3: You keep saying secret squirrel as if it's like normal
Speaker 3: to refer to someone.
Speaker 1: From it is know the Hannah Barbera cartoon from the
Speaker 1: seventies and eighties Secret squirrel?
Speaker 3: Why would I know secret squirrel? Did he have a cape?
Speaker 1: He had little things goggles? Okay, which reminds you of
Speaker 1: goggles Paisano? Who is goggles Paisano from the Flintstones? Who
Speaker 1: is that? All right? Can we just move on because
Speaker 1: I'm very decided to try this cereal.
Speaker 3: You're so excited that you had to go off on
Speaker 3: a tangent about secret squirrels and gabb it Paisano goggles,
Speaker 3: goggles Paisano.
Speaker 1: Yes, my friend Matt will get a kick out of that. Okay.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when he was riding around the racetrack,
Speaker 1: and his wheels were like the rocks were no that
Speaker 1: were going down to nothing, and then he was just
Speaker 1: on sticks.
Speaker 3: Why would that ever ring a bell in my mind? Whatsoever?
Speaker 1: So secret squirrel Joel called me and said, I have
Speaker 1: these in the office. They're not even out on the
Speaker 1: shelf yet, and come get them. And I did, and
Speaker 1: I have them. And those are the only two cereals
Speaker 1: we're doing today. This should be a bonus episode, but
Speaker 1: I'm just not doing those anymore.
Speaker 3: You don't like bonus episodes.
Speaker 1: I love bonus episodes, but it uses too much of
Speaker 1: our content.
Speaker 3: I like when we call it prize and side episodes
Speaker 3: because it remember when we were doing that first boot.
Speaker 1: Sec Yeah, I do. But I don't think we're going
Speaker 1: to do bonuses anymore unless it's something of extreme importance. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let me break them out. Going down to the
Speaker 1: cereal set.
Speaker 3: Which is just a bag.
Speaker 1: Yay, look at that mocha late and caramel machiato. So
Speaker 1: basically they are huffed balls with marshmallows. They both have
Speaker 1: marshmallows cool made with Dunkin coffee, and they have a
Speaker 1: little bit of caffeine in them.
Speaker 3: I rolled through this and you said it's like zero
Speaker 3: point one percent of a cup.
Speaker 1: I'm told it's one tenth of a cup of coffee.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's nothing.
Speaker 1: So we'll just eat ten cups each and we'll be
Speaker 1: good to go.
Speaker 3: I'm so good on that. But like, you're more than
Speaker 3: welcome to Which one do you want to try first?
Speaker 3: I want to? Okay, So what are the two options?
Speaker 1: I would like to try the mocha lat first because
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gonna like it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Same, You know me.
Speaker 1: I don't really like coffee flavored things. I do like
Speaker 1: Dunkin coffee my favorite coffee, but I don't know. So
Speaker 1: let's Scotti shake it? Should I play the chingle?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 3: It's our YouTube channel so people can watch you shake
Speaker 3: it now. Oh no, you guys are in for a
Speaker 3: real treat.
Speaker 1: I don't think so because my shirt's a little bit
Speaker 1: tight and I really don't want to shake everything.
Speaker 3: But well, now our YouTube audience gets to see what
Speaker 3: I get to see all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. See, I need to make these easier to find, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Scotty, so can see down andrew.
Speaker 1: Out A piece of cereal might fly out? All right,
Speaker 1: let's get in here. I like the box art, it's nice.
Speaker 3: Same. I'm very excited for the caramel one. This one
Speaker 3: is kind of like meh, Like, if I go to Duncan,
Speaker 3: I don't ask for a mocha laate. I don't really
Speaker 3: like them.
Speaker 1: I get coffee, hot coffee, that's all. I get. Maybe
Speaker 1: a nice tea every once in a while, but I
Speaker 1: don't get coffee drinks.
Speaker 3: No. I mean they're so loaded up with sugar and
Speaker 3: whipped cream and just terrible things for you.
Speaker 1: By the way, that is the donut that Cooper and
Speaker 1: Ashley always request, strawberry strawberry frosted with sprinkles. Not many
Speaker 1: locations have that.
Speaker 3: What Yeah, strawberry frosted with sprinkles is my favorite donut.
Speaker 3: Did you know that's in cream.
Speaker 1: Duncan sells two billion donuts worldwide annually. Not surprised one
Speaker 1: billion for me to eat a billion donuts? You know?
Speaker 1: So this is from our friend at Posts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, they never sent it to us.
Speaker 1: Post is our friend. But you know, we broke up
Speaker 1: a little bit because they didn't send us these. They
Speaker 1: always send us to stuff before it hits shelves, and
Speaker 1: I'm a little disappoin that all the other Cereal podcasts
Speaker 1: had it before us.
Speaker 3: But who the other Cereal podcasts?
Speaker 1: You know, those are other ones, like which one Cereal Time.
Speaker 1: Oh he's my favorite. He's cool.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, maybe we should contact him and have him
Speaker 3: on our show.
Speaker 1: We thought about that at the beginning. Remember, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think we should. Yeah, we might. All right, So let's
Speaker 1: it's it's it's very coffee e it is, yeah, it
Speaker 1: has it has an extreme coffee aroma.
Speaker 3: So excited. I love coffee.
Speaker 1: I'll give you the one with the most marshmallows.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Oh see I want oh people can't see
Speaker 3: your butt crack.
Speaker 1: I don't want people to see my butt crack.
Speaker 3: And f w percent milk and one two percent one percent.
Speaker 3: I'm a fan of the smell. I'm a fan of
Speaker 3: a lot of things with this. First of all, the
Speaker 3: puff shape. Let's talk about that. Okay, that is a
Speaker 3: nice like that is a generous puff.
Speaker 1: I've tried to think of another post Cereal that might
Speaker 1: have a puff this shape, but I can't think of any.
Speaker 3: They're very large, and the marshmallows look like they're a
Speaker 3: nice size.
Speaker 1: All right, you're ready, yep? Oh yeah, all Right, I
Speaker 1: could see somebody that really likes coffee, oh my god,
Speaker 1: really liking this cereal. Not for me personally, it's not
Speaker 1: for me. Not saying it's bad, but it's not for me.
Speaker 3: This is one hundred percent right up my alley. Whenever
Speaker 3: I've said on this podcast that I want a coffee
Speaker 3: flavored cereal, this is the exact taste I've been looking for.
Speaker 3: It is a perfect blend of coffee and marshmallowy goodness
Speaker 3: and cereal. It is like a coffee flavored ice cream cereal.
Speaker 3: And I am so about that. This is wonderful.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you give it?
Speaker 3: Four bowls in a spoon?
Speaker 1: Now, this is nothing against Post or Duncan or anything,
Speaker 1: but again, I'm not a coffee flavored thing fan, So
Speaker 1: two bowls for me it's a little harsh. It's not
Speaker 1: because I just I can't get into it.
Speaker 3: Coffee flavored things are not up everyone's alley, right, And
Speaker 3: I totally understand that. For me, this checks all the boxes.
Speaker 3: Like coffee flavored cereal. That's it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Is that it? Yeah? Okay, I have a feeling
Speaker 1: that I'm really gonna like the next one. Actually, why
Speaker 1: doesn't this work? See, this is the things that you
Speaker 1: don't get to hear when you listen, because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: cut this all out so you can go back and
Speaker 1: listen and see that you're not hearing this part.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm too lazy to go and cut this
Speaker 3: out in post production because I just want to upload
Speaker 3: it all at one time because.
Speaker 1: Up next from post Duncan caramel machiata. Now, what is
Speaker 1: a machiato. I know that's some trendy fancy whatever. I
Speaker 1: just get coffee and if I want it flavored. My
Speaker 1: favorite flavored coffee that Duncan had that was a limited
Speaker 1: time thing and it came back once, but I've never
Speaker 1: seen it again. Pistachio.
Speaker 3: Oh, you loved pistachio.
Speaker 1: The pistachio coffee was my favorite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they made their pistachio coffee was aplus. So now
Speaker 3: here's a stupid question. I know you're probably gonna get
Speaker 3: mad at me for it. Duncan is a regional thing,
Speaker 3: not anymore.
Speaker 1: No, No, they're on the West coast now too. That
Speaker 1: was the one holdout area and they are now also
Speaker 1: on the West Coast. Tim Horton's Tim Hortons is Canadian, gotcha?
Speaker 1: Although they are in the United States and some portions nice,
Speaker 1: mostly close to the border. There was some in New
Speaker 1: York for a while, but they vanished, and there was
Speaker 1: one in New Jersey that was that you never got
Speaker 1: to go out to. I know you thought was there,
Speaker 1: but it was closed. Yes, okay, And we did have
Speaker 1: the tim Hortons tim Bit cereal. I don't know if
Speaker 1: that's still a thing, but it's all right there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: look at that tim Bits all right. So let's get
Speaker 1: into the Duncan hold song.
Speaker 3: Do you know how bad mocha lattes and caramel macchiatos
Speaker 3: are from Duncan? Like if you get bad for you, no,
Speaker 3: no bad for you. Like if you get an iced
Speaker 3: Duncan caramel macchiato, like just say a large that's already
Speaker 3: starting your day off with like six hundred calories.
Speaker 1: Okay, we eat sugar cereal, yeah, NonStop, but.
Speaker 3: We eat literally like a spoonful.
Speaker 1: What else do you eat during the day? Everything is
Speaker 1: bad for you? Who cares? Just enjoy it?
Speaker 3: You shake, Shake.
Speaker 1: This is not going to come across very well on video.
Speaker 1: It's much better on audio. And I'm sweating, just like
Speaker 1: I was the time that Jake recorded us the lights.
Speaker 1: I can't with the lights, it's too hot.
Speaker 3: I think you're doing better than you were with the
Speaker 3: one that Jake filmed and we never uploaded because you
Speaker 3: were having like a panic attack the whole time.
Speaker 1: Where is that one that never I don't know Jake
Speaker 1: left take the video in the must have taken it
Speaker 1: with my camera that's missing. Oh God, nice Jammer incident.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm excited for this.
Speaker 1: By the way, they were almost an advertiser on this
Speaker 1: podcast for half a second. It didn't happen. Shut up,
Speaker 1: no way, post this this cereal, no way. Yeah, there
Speaker 1: were some rumblings downstairs and.
Speaker 3: Uh, you mean me empty downstairs because everyone's working from home.
Speaker 1: The roach is down there. They were rumbling around because
Speaker 1: that's all that's down there right now.
Speaker 3: I get to see my apartment today after they fumigated it,
Speaker 3: and the exterminator told me explicitly, he said, you may
Speaker 3: walk in to a whole bunch of dead bug corpses.
Speaker 3: In that case, I will be sleeping here.
Speaker 1: I don't really like the word corpse for bugs. I mean,
Speaker 1: a corpse is something bigger than just a bug.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like what if the bug is big? Oh
Speaker 3: are you checking your phone? No? Why check your phone?
Speaker 3: Why did I feel vibration?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe it's the chat room that you're in.
Speaker 1: The chat room, that's the speaker room that you're in.
Speaker 1: What stitch youer thing?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about there?
Speaker 1: That thing they make me go on in the morning
Speaker 1: that I don't flack. Yeah, that one, Okay, it's not
Speaker 1: Oh here, can you like reach.
Speaker 3: It to me?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to use a different spoon because I
Speaker 1: can't with the coffee.
Speaker 3: I love the coffee.
Speaker 1: This is not a very entertaining episode. Every time we
Speaker 1: recorded for video, they suck ready, here we go, or you.
Speaker 3: Just get really self conscious like a teenage girl and
Speaker 3: you're like, oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 1: Sooner movies three.
Speaker 3: Yes, I like you, not so much at first taste.
Speaker 3: I think I got too many marshmallows. Not enough of
Speaker 3: the coffee.
Speaker 1: Never too many marshmallows. There is Please don't slurp that
Speaker 1: goes through me, dude, like nails on a chalkboard. Seriously,
Speaker 1: that is the one sound I just cannot tolerate. I can't.
Speaker 3: I want people to dm us of them slurping.
Speaker 1: Then they will no longer be able to follow us
Speaker 1: or dm us.
Speaker 3: So both of these cereals, Like I came around to
Speaker 3: this caramel one. I'm giving this also four bowls and
Speaker 3: a spoon.
Speaker 1: There was a little bit of coffee flavor here. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, just a little bit. I want to take
Speaker 1: both of these cereals home. You can have them. I
Speaker 1: can tolerate it.
Speaker 3: I love them. They are fantastic. They're so unique in
Speaker 3: their tastes. Like I feel like we've been having so
Speaker 3: much of the same cereal lately. You either bring in
Speaker 3: a granola or a cashuke or tree. You keep saying
Speaker 3: that you don't even know it is not You don't
Speaker 3: pay attention. How is it not the same? We did
Speaker 3: a Cinnamon Squares episode where we ate four different varieties
Speaker 3: of cinnamon squares. So this is a unique, different flavor
Speaker 3: and it's delicious.
Speaker 1: There was a coffee cereal many years ago. It did
Speaker 1: not last don't remember what the name was. And then
Speaker 1: there was another one that was supposed to come out
Speaker 1: from General Mills. I saw a picture of it and
Speaker 1: it never did so I guess it didn't get past
Speaker 1: the test stage. But this one is I'm going to
Speaker 1: give this one four balls because I do like this one.
Speaker 1: And if you look in the milk, it actually appears
Speaker 1: as if the pieces have expanded. Yeah, see that that leger.
Speaker 1: Now they get airrier as milk fills them.
Speaker 3: These cereals like a sponge milk. Speaking of sponge, Oh boy,
Speaker 3: I'm showing love with these cereals. What are you searching for?
Speaker 3: What are you searching for?
Speaker 2: The bas red stains on your ass?
Speaker 1: Flowers day vas It says vast. It is vaz because
Speaker 1: it rhymes with hands kind of instead of saying vas,
Speaker 1: I always say vase. He says vaz. That was Sponge,
Speaker 1: Molly all about Molly Ringwald sixteen candles?
Speaker 3: How old was is that song?
Speaker 1: That song is from ninety four to ninety five, and
Speaker 1: right in there, cool, I can see why Sponge didn't
Speaker 1: last past the nineties? Are you kidding? Sponge is great?
Speaker 1: How about Plowed? That was another great one. Here we go, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna kick in right here. You're so not into music.
Speaker 3: I'm not into your weird niche alternative music.
Speaker 1: In nineteen ninety four ninety five, every like pop radio
Speaker 1: station was playing alternative music.
Speaker 3: I completely understand that, but you can't let me look
Speaker 3: up Sponge's highest chart position. Go ahead, hold please, Sponge
Speaker 3: rock band. Let's see PLoud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Cloud and Molly were their two hits.
Speaker 3: Plowd hit number forty one on the Hot one hundred,
Speaker 3: Molly sixteen Candles Down the Drain.
Speaker 1: Sixteen Candles Down the Drain hit number fifty five.
Speaker 3: When I say niche music.
Speaker 1: You're looking at the pop charts. You have to go
Speaker 1: to the alternative.
Speaker 3: Charts, okay, which, okay, all right, it was probably number one.
Speaker 3: It's just like rap music.
Speaker 1: Casey Casem used to talk that up. Here's Sponge with Molly. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Did he say the full title though, sixteen Candles Down
Speaker 3: the Drain.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so, because that was in parentheses.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean again, we're talking like TikTok music now
Speaker 3: being on Z one hundred. Nobody knows the songs, but
Speaker 3: they're there.
Speaker 1: No, My kids say, how do you know that song? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean because it was a huge hit twenty years
Speaker 1: ago and you're just hearing it now for the first time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean stupid TikTok.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hold on, can I say the one thing that's
Speaker 3: really bothering me about TikTok kids? It's so hot in here.
Speaker 3: It's really not. But to continue, I hate that TikTok
Speaker 3: Like gen Z kids are now like I like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, that's such main character energy. Like so instead
Speaker 3: of being like, oh, you did something and that was
Speaker 3: really cool, they'll be like, that's such main character energy.
Speaker 1: I've never heard that before.
Speaker 3: Uh. Trust me, I'm seeing enough tiktoks to know this
Speaker 3: is a thing. It's gross, it's disgusting. Main character energy
Speaker 3: does not exist. Why are you fanning out.
Speaker 1: Your shirt wedding? I need a drink? Like so you're
Speaker 1: telling me if I drink unsweetened iced tea, it's not
Speaker 1: going to do anything for me.
Speaker 3: We will fight till the death on this one. Why
Speaker 3: because tea is a diuretic?
Speaker 1: Wait isn't that? Isn't that the book that used to
Speaker 1: be advertised on the prices right in the eighties from
Speaker 1: that crazy guy l Ron Hubbard? What? Oh that's dynastic?
Speaker 3: Oh my.
Speaker 1: Dianetics by l.
Speaker 3: Ron Hubbard?
Speaker 1: By your copy at B.
Speaker 3: Doulton's World in Books or wherever paperbacks are over? Are
Speaker 3: you serious?
Speaker 1: I gotta go. Thank you for listening to Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: We hope you have a wonderful weekend and the Cereal
Speaker 1: Duncan stuff should be on store shelves right about now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can get it now, it's available now.
Speaker 3: It is so good. I cannot recommend it enough. This
Speaker 3: is my opinion. Scott doesn't like the mocha one. I
Speaker 3: would say that if you're looking for a sweeter taste,
Speaker 3: go caramel. If you're looking for more coffee flavored ice
Speaker 3: cream taste, go mocha. Both are excellent, big fans, Thank you.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, making that list, checking it twice, Gonna find out
Speaker 3: which cereals are rancid or delicious rancid? Okay, why are
Speaker 3: you going to play a song that I don't know?
Speaker 1: You do know this song? If you don't know this song, dude,
Speaker 1: you ready? Sure? Stupid mouse black Coot? Why choose black
Speaker 1: Hat Cadillac the Boys a time Bomb? No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean ish, I feel like that was black Cadillac.
Speaker 3: I feel like that was on the Tony Hawk's Pro
Speaker 3: Skater Too soundtrack. That's why I would know it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's go, Thanks for listening. Have a
Speaker 1: wonderful weekend. We will see you on Monday. Until then, crunch.
Speaker 3: Wow, that was an exciting episode.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was.
Speaker 3: I think it was.
Speaker 1: I think you should delete it.
Speaker 3: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I'm not putting it up why, I mean not video, audio, great?
Speaker 1: Love it?
Speaker 3: Why stupid? And then you're gonna yell at me for
Speaker 3: not doing anything for this podcast.
Speaker 1: Please turn the lights, turn the lights down low.