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Speaker 1: DNA test revealed I have a long lost brother. My

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Speaker 1: Here's what happened.

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Speaker 2: Your mom wants that brother to stay lost.

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Speaker 1: You know. He's like, you're lost, and stay lost. You

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Speaker 1: were lost for a reason. You're lost before you you

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Speaker 1: can just do it again. Who likes being found? Anyways?

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Speaker 1: Everyone knowing where you are.

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Speaker 2: All of the game hide and Seek, the whole point

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Speaker 1: You know, you're you're really a loser right now. If

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Speaker 1: you're be a winner, you would just run away. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you would keep hiding and never rich.

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Speaker 2: Let's play. Let's play the hide and Seek game and

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Speaker 2: you never get found for life.

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Speaker 1: Oh jeez, let's go. Let's let's read the story. Guys.

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Speaker 1: So a year and a half ago, my dad got

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Speaker 1: a message on Facebook from a young man claiming to

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Speaker 1: be his son.

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Speaker 2: Okay, twenty three and me twenty three and me right.

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Speaker 2: The reason some sort of some sort of test. I

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Speaker 2: wonder how it was found out.

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Speaker 1: You know. Also, that's like the DM You don't want

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Speaker 1: to get slid in? Yeah, like uh, you are my

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Speaker 1: dad versus like, hey, good looking, you want to you

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Speaker 2: Hey, you want to be my can you be my dad?

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Speaker 1: Looking? You look good? Because I'm your son? Say the same. Yeah. Now,

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Speaker 1: my dad originally thought it was a scam, which which

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Speaker 2: If I'm getting DM saying I am your son, I'm

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Speaker 2: not necessarily going to believe it instantly.

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Speaker 1: I am your son, the Nigerian prince.

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Speaker 2: Hmmm, please, I will send you ten million dollars, send

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Speaker 2: me twenty.

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Speaker 1: Thousand, okay, son. But the guy provided enough information to

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Speaker 1: keep them messaging back and forth. They ended up taking

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Speaker 1: a DNA test which concluded he was, in fact my

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Speaker 2: Wow, how did the dad not know?

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Speaker 1: That's a great question. Maybe he took a flight like

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Speaker 1: thousands of miles away to a place like Indonesia, and

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Speaker 1: then he met some beautiful women and then just one

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Speaker 2: And then Zary was are you saying that because I

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Speaker 1: And what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: And I might have a son in Australia.

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Speaker 1: I know I know no such things, sir. What how

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Speaker 2: Why doth you accuse me such a cry?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm innocent. I don't think I have any kids. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't think you know, it's I don't think positive statement. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: got the message, because he thought it was a funny scam.

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Speaker 1: It is a pretty funny scam. If it was. This

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Speaker 1: is backfiring on him hard. It's like, damn, I got

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Speaker 1: a whole extra sun out here. We all remained in

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Speaker 1: the loop when he realized he actually had a relationship

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Speaker 1: the DNA test was confirmed. J how it goes, I

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Speaker 1: That's what I want to know. Well, maybe we have

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Speaker 1: an answer for you, I hope. So my mom was

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Speaker 2: I can see that she's like, you sluts slaying in

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Speaker 1: their relationship. Yeah, no shit. However, the son is twenty

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Speaker 2: Case, not always the case.

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Speaker 1: My dad stayed in contact with his son and my siblings,

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Speaker 1: and I facetimed him multiple times in the following months.

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Speaker 1: We all really liked him cool. In January, came to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it is understand like she's wrong for doing that. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: No fidelity, the husband didn't do anything wrong, the kid's

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Speaker 2: little bittle weird out. Yeah, it's just like it's weird.

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Speaker 1: It's fucking weird. It's a step son, just with surprise.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a surprise step side.

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Speaker 1: Oh man. Myself and my dad also met up with

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Speaker 1: him in March for a few days. I think there

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Speaker 1: got back. It's yeah, there, you look the same as

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Speaker 1: twenty seven years ago.

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Speaker 2: Let's have another kid together, baby, and this one won't

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Speaker 2: be a surprise. Oh god, I'm not pulling out of

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Speaker 1: No Surrey, Bob, I'm killing two for two. Yeah. Shoot,

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Speaker 1: when my dad got back from the trip, my mom

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Speaker 1: said that she just knew that he cheated. It's getting south.

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Speaker 1: It's going south far. I don't know. This is bad.

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Speaker 2: This is may day may day relationship. Also, is it

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Speaker 2: the best idea? I mean, like again, I'm not saying

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Speaker 1: The son is like name look at us, like look,

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Speaker 1: the three of us were almost like ad for a

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Speaker 2: Mom and dad, can you get back together?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's just a joke in heat. But did

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Speaker 1: I now know that he had cheated multiple times in

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Speaker 2: Baby, we got some baggage. We got got some baggage

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Speaker 2: on the terminal two baggage claim number four. You see

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Speaker 2: that suitcase circling around on that metal obelisk.

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Speaker 1: The question is are you gonna Well, I guess there's

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Speaker 2: Like. It's like a thing sticking to the ground s

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Speaker 2: at For me, it's more like a carousel.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, come on with your obelisk. Yeah, your words

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Speaker 1: are blisk ealite. I tried, I tried, got him, got him? Okay,

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Speaker 1: never recover from that one, that's right now. She confronted

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Speaker 1: son's mom multiple times. Well on this trip, Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: you're not going to do it once. I mean you

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Speaker 1: open a pringles can? Yeah, the hole can You're like

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Speaker 1: twenty seven years Let's let's see if this puppy can

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Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, I mean he's lost time to make

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Speaker 1: Oh jeez, yeah right now. Also, the mom's attitude makes

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Speaker 1: way more sense. Oh my god. Yeh, dude, you just

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Speaker 1: and she I'm sure she suspected it. Yeah. We told

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Speaker 1: I do not I do not fall her. Yeah, all,

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Speaker 1: I get it. At this point, I've mostly cut off

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Speaker 2: Like, dang, dude, he really chose families on this one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he did. I wonder if the twenty.

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Speaker 2: Seven year old's like, oh yeah, I just got him

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Speaker 1: If she secretly was like making friends with all the

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Speaker 2: And his dad got a bone the family I've always wanted.

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Speaker 1: It only took twenty seven years years. Oh so much Trump.

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Speaker 1: But it's all going to be absolved. Yeah, it's all

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Speaker 2: Your dad or back together, get me so much better,

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Speaker 2: so much better, My mom my Mom's not ugly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but she got that thing. It made him back,

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Speaker 1: come back twenty seven years years honestly, and I'll repeat

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Speaker 1: she's got that twenty seven though, she got that twenty

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Speaker 1: seventh power. Yes, that's what. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, those those those things are.

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Speaker 1: Still still purring like it did back in the day.

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Speaker 1: Damn my goodness. I want to meet her. Huh. When

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Speaker 1: I found out about my dad cheating, I messaged my

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, you're not. Y'all are in the same house.

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Speaker 2: I think I thought they were just having his screaming contests. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that he should have stayed out of our business and

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Speaker 2: left our dad alone in the first place. No made

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Speaker 2: you know, the Like, the person who's at fault is

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he just wanted a relationship with his father, Like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that. You can't fault him for that. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I can fault your husband for cheating though, for sure. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: but you can't follow that two to the seven booty.

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Speaker 1: No, you know you cannot.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong about that, noop. My sister agrees with her,

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Speaker 1: but my younger brother and I don't. I remain in

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Speaker 1: him and his parents, just the two of them so far,

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Speaker 1: but we'll see. I have the money for it, so

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Speaker 1: I agreed. My mom hit the roof when she found

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Speaker 1: my half brother, let alone wanted to go on vacation

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Speaker 2: No, again, she's hurt. She's hurt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think maybe not the best time she's hurt. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: My sister thinks I'm being an a hole to her

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Speaker 1: mom for wanting a relationship with the guy they think

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Speaker 1: broke up our family. I argued, it was our dad

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Speaker 2: Am I the A hole? I say no, I say no. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I want to know what everyone else thinks about your

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Speaker 1: At least if it was like, all right, you know

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Speaker 2: I kind of hope they're together, yeah right, like I

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Speaker 2: But let me know what you guys think, like put

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Speaker 1: And where's some good place they could send those stories? Sam?

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Speaker 2: Oh, they can sent it a r slash Okop show,

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Speaker 1: Relash Am I the a hole for eating the only

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Speaker 1: food at home, leaving my little brother to starve.

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Speaker 2: How little is he can he feed himself?

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Speaker 1: He is three inches tall? Three inches tall? Is he like?

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Speaker 2: Is he got like hesbla that's the name right, Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Bro?

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Speaker 2: I love how his go to thing is just punching

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Speaker 2: be like, bro, I'm knocking your lights sit on me

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Speaker 2: and I'm a pancake. It's over, it's over, or he

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Speaker 2: like like he could literally bite off his blow's fat head.

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Speaker 2: Done bro, done over. I meant his foot is probably

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Speaker 2: taller than his easily easily? How tall is heblo? Like

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Speaker 1: And Shack's shoe size is twenty two so I'm guessing

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Speaker 2: Or sorry, yeah for almost basically fifteen inches. Okay, still

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Speaker 2: that's big. It's dangerous.

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Speaker 1: So back to the story engine on. Yeah, we came

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Speaker 1: back to our trip last night. It was very late

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Speaker 2: Brother Neil, little brother Neil before you fail before your.

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Speaker 1: Superior and I seventeen female were quite hungry, and so

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Speaker 1: my parents bought two sandwiches for us. I need to

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Speaker 1: add that my parents are against fast food. The number

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Speaker 2: Sounds like my parents. My parents never let me eat McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: Really okay McDonald's, but like what about in and out

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Speaker 1: or in and out was a light filat or something?

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Speaker 2: Chick fil a was out a lot interesting and that

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Speaker 1: It as like.

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Speaker 2: Knowledge, fucking three by three, four by four. I stacked

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Speaker 2: those in and out burgers there my last in and out.

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Speaker 2: And when we got home, Neil was running around as usual,

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Speaker 2: fucking Neil, why do you gotta be five? Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: That's a big age difference, five and seventeen geez, twelve

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Speaker 1: have like have some composure, you five year old twat twat?

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's like a insulting and innocent at

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Speaker 2: Like wiener? Uh it's a twat? Or is it paint?

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Speaker 1: Is? Like? What is a twat? Wow? Stupid or not okay,

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Speaker 1: you're right, true, but also a stupid or obnoxious person.

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Speaker 1: So it's kind of dual dual purpose. Yeah, so that's you, Neil.

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Speaker 1: You're a twat. Twat interpreted how you will. At one point,

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Speaker 1: He couldn't eat it anymore, so my parents look for

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Speaker 1: and it was too late to get anything for him.

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Speaker 1: Is the autistic there's no mention of that when I

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Speaker 1: hear sensory issues. I think autism is like afraid of eggs.

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Speaker 1: I do not know. I'm not sure.

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Speaker 2: Autistic people afraid of eggs? Is that a thing?

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe the feeling of eggs.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Let's see, like autism. I guess there's

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Speaker 2: like eggs, doesn't like eggs. My parents told me to

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Speaker 2: like hands eggs. I hate eggs, they said, if I

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Speaker 2: do this, they will buy me a sandwich tomorrow. Now

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Speaker 2: I know they wouldn't because that's what they always do.

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Speaker 2: They always take my sandwich and give it to my brother.

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Speaker 1: Every time I give Neil something, the next day, I

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Speaker 1: and they say, oh, we're not archly gonna buy it

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Speaker 1: for you. Why say that? Why is Neil getting everything? God,

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Speaker 1: it's just it's a sandwich. Like, come on, just give

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Speaker 2: To buy sandwich or just I feel like, I feel

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Speaker 2: like she's getting starved, dude, she's she's getting missing out

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Speaker 2: all these meals exactly.

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Speaker 1: Watch her like she's eating rats.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, eating human bodies, delicious, eating through her own arm,

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Speaker 2: my favorite. I mean she could eat Neil, she could eat.

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Speaker 2: That would be I'd be like that the ultimate Trump card.

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Speaker 2: Parents would let me eat, so I ate.

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Speaker 1: Parents wouldn't refuse to let me eat because they gave

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Speaker 1: so before anyone could take it, I grabbed my sandwich,

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Speaker 1: I like this.

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Speaker 2: I like this, Hey take that little brother, that's.

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Speaker 1: Right, Hey, you want it. I'll be done digesting in

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Speaker 1: a few hours. Open. Why buddy, now I'm grounded. And

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Speaker 1: they say that it was an a whole move to

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Speaker 2: Yo, But how about how about ope? What about her hunger?

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Speaker 1: A kid is probably more annoying because kids, they just

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Speaker 1: don't understand. It's like, but that's true. You're right, you're right,

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Speaker 1: you're right. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think I think if you a surefire way to

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Speaker 2: annoying than your younger siblings. You heard it here first, folks,

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Speaker 2: you heard it here first. This is how you this

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Speaker 2: is how you navigate parent siblings.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Just be more annoying, Yeah, just be more annoying.

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Speaker 1: You should lands change me.

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Speaker 2: Hey, at least, I mean at least she can shit

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Speaker 2: because hopefully she's eating that sandwich.

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Speaker 1: Hey, given more ammo digestion? Real well, baby,