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Speaker 1: Today, I afked up by thinking the emergency vet clinic

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Speaker 1: gives out goodie bags and excitedly asking about it.

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Speaker 2: You know, you get a little baggy, you take a

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Speaker 2: bite and it's skitty dooky hmm. You know some cultures

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Speaker 2: love a little cat doo dooo? Do they actually they do?

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Speaker 2: They do?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So there's this coffee. I'm like, I'm totally serious

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Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, there's you know, you know, the cat

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Speaker 1: poo coffee I've heard of. It's dollars. Yeah. They eat

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Speaker 1: these like coffee beans that poop them out. These people

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Speaker 1: go and like look through the poop and then they

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Speaker 1: steep those coffee beans and it doesn't do what could

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Speaker 1: it possibly do? It tastes like shit, but the good kind.

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Speaker 1: So today we ended up having to bring our cat

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Speaker 1: to the emergency veterinary clinic. He's now fine. After he

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Speaker 1: was all fixed up and I had paid, I was

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Speaker 1: waiting for the vet tech to bring him out so

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Speaker 1: I could take him home. While I was waiting, I

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Speaker 1: noticed a couple who had also just paid waiting as well,

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Speaker 1: and assumed they were waiting for their animal to come

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Speaker 1: out safe assumption. Before my cat was brought out a

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Speaker 1: different vet tech came out to the couple waiting carrying

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Speaker 1: a fancy paid for bag. O, my dumb ass should

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Speaker 1: have realized then and there, but alas, this is where

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Speaker 1: I fucked up, instead of realizing that the bag carried

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Speaker 1: the ashes of their dead animal. No no, I excitedly

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Speaker 1: asked from across the waiting room with a bright, sunny voice.

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Speaker 1: Oh do we get goodie bags?

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Speaker 2: Imagine and think to the to the person who's who's

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Speaker 2: cat just died? That one thousand percent sounds like you're

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Speaker 2: mocking them. Yeah. Oh, look, we get goodie bags.

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Speaker 1: Just like like those people like bawling even more, yeah, frying.

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Speaker 2: My cat's still alive, so I don't know what that's like.

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Speaker 1: But let me sip through your guddie bag. Can I

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Speaker 1: see what's in there? I have a taste. I realized

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Speaker 1: what was in the bag as the words were coming out,

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Speaker 1: what's in the bag, but not soon enough to actually

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Speaker 1: stop saying them. The vattech handing the bag of froze

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Speaker 1: mid pass off the one and receiving the bag who

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Speaker 1: was heavily pregnant. Oh that makes it so much worse.

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Speaker 1: Burnst into tears immediately, and everyone else just looked deeply uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: I started apologizing immediately and tried to explain, but it

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Speaker 1: was boo darn late. The room was dead, silent emphasis

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Speaker 1: on the word dead, except for the sobs of the

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Speaker 1: pregnant lady. It was at this moment, of course, that

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Speaker 1: the vet tech that had been working with our cat

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Speaker 1: brings them out, cheerly, proclaiming and happy and healthy and

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Speaker 1: ready to go home. No, the couple with the goody

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Speaker 1: bat left in a hurry without looking up at me. Again.

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Speaker 1: I have never been so effing mortified in my life.

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Speaker 1: I feel so bad that I made their already horrible

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Speaker 1: day worse.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so this is this is a quick question for

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Speaker 2: you and everyone listening. When you make an f up

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Speaker 2: of that magnitude, are you so mortified you can't speak

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Speaker 2: or are you attempting to profusely apologize.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm apologized saying I'm like, oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: had no idea. I'm so sorry. I'm an idiot.

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Speaker 2: I'm usually if I'm if at that level of embarrassment,

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Speaker 2: I just completely freeze. I'm just like John's coffering, like

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Speaker 2: and what what can you say? I mean, you can

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Speaker 2: say I'm sorry, but it's like or you can double

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Speaker 2: down and be like, yo, give me that gudea bag.

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Speaker 2: That's right. I forgot. We doubled down on the shovel down.

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Speaker 2: I forgot. Hey, what is that a collector's edition, you

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Speaker 2: stupid punks?

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Speaker 1: Great barbecue someone make as a barbecue? Give but give

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Speaker 1: me some of that A one sauce. Yeah, I'll keep

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Speaker 1: that in mind the next time I go to the

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Speaker 1: vat