WEBVTT - #174: Rock Jock Or Shlock Jock? #Babs 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.720 We're always telling you to shop small, shop local. That's 0:00:02.759 --> 0:00:06.520 what we support, So we support Slice. They're the largest 0:00:06.559 --> 0:00:10.160 network of independent pizza rhea's in the country, all working together, 0:00:10.760 --> 0:00:12.719 so slices. Why don't you grab a slice? It is 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:14.960 time for another Brooklyn Boys episode. And I'm the guy 0:00:14.960 --> 0:00:17.040 who always tells you to save money, so we're giving 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:19.439 you a chance to save five dollars on your next order. 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:22.439 Use keyword Brooklyn. How easy is that? From what I 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:25.080 can tell on Twitter, We've already saved our listeners hundreds 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:27.520 of dollars. 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We used to record on Thursdays sometimes Fridays, 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:21.800 and then we moved to Wednesdays during pandemic time, and 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:24.440 now it's Thursday. Just happens to be a Thursday again, 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:27.360 So it's just like old times. Brodie. Yeah, well, maybe 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:30.840 you want to say something to Alexis Noel at Underscore. 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:35.319 Alexis Noel Underscore, that's rough, Uh, she said on Twitter 0:01:35.880 --> 0:01:39.160 when you're sad emoji because at Scary Jones ditched the 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:43.320 podcast from Augarita's at David Brodie, we appreciate you, hastag 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:46.640 boogie bastard. Well, people need to know truth be told. 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:51.280 Last week I made plans to go tod on a Wednesday. Well, 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:52.560 I didn't know it was a Wednesday. It was just 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:55.240 Sinko de mayo. My friends are like big holiday field. 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:59.160 Well to me, do you ever call Thanksgiving Thursday? No? 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:02.920 Like Thanksgiving? What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Nobody, nobody, 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:05.640 but nobody. Giving is always on a Thursday. No, but 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:08.840 nobody thinks about it as a Thursday. I'm saying, do 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:10.639 you think of the holiday? You think of it on 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:12.240 a Thursday because you always get from when you think 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:14.079 of Christmas, when you think of New Year's Eve and 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:15.880 New Year's Day, you don't think of the day of 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:17.880 the week. You just think of the holiday because that's 0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:20.400 the big headline. So my friend's job, if I have 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:24.120 a job, there is no job. But this is jo, 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:27.480 this is our fun. That's what we do. Know the 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:30.480 Brooklyn boys. I'm brody, he's scary. That's how it works. 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:34.240 So here's what happened. I said. So what happened was 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:38.000 I wanted to go out for single to Mayo, Like, yeah, 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:39.800 let's just book that place. It's hard to get in. 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:42.680 We got the reservation, and then my friend did be 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.120 a favorite let us in. And then I'm like, oh, ship, 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:48.600 that's today's Wednesday. Oh my god, thinking the Mara falls 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:52.680 on a Wednesday. Eight am, Scary texted me and says, hey, man, 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:54.680 I just realized. First of all, you didn't just realize. 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:57.000 You knew last night Tuesday night that you were going 0:02:57.000 --> 0:02:59.160 out to dinner Wednesday, but you texted me at eight 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:01.840 o'clock in the morning, he said, He said, hey, man, 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:04.880 just I just remember to have dinner plans tonight. The 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:07.400 Sinko to Mayo just remembered eight o'clock and okay, okay, 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:10.520 so can we do the podcast at ten? I'm sorry, 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:12.679 I have a life. No the fact that you got 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:14.399 mad at me. No, I got mad at you because 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:16.240 I'm mad at me because I didn't change my entire 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:18.360 world for your party. I wanted to do it early. 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:20.240 I wanted to do a ten thirty in the morning yesterday. 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:22.000 But I'm half asleep. I lucky I get through the 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:25.440 morning show. Dude, I'm up all night. I know. Go on. 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:27.720 So if you're on social media, you know I'm responding 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:29.320 to your tweets at two o'clock in the morning. You 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:31.960 know one thing I want to send. There's been many 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:36.280 times I've made concessions because to you, for you, because 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:39.800 that I don't go public with. Well, they're legitimate concessions. 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:43.160 What makes me wanting to spend time on singing to 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:46.160 my my friends not legitimate? Because if I said to 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:49.600 you scary, hey, I'm going out partying on Easter Sunday, 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:52.760 I'm not. I'm my Christian. That's not Mexican. You're out 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:56.520 partying on Sinco to Mayo. You're an Italian kid from Brooklyn. 0:03:56.560 --> 0:04:00.640 It's funny you say that because Peter so get there 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:03.119 and and all of a sudden, it's not Mexican Independence 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:06.440 Day's God, it's not, It's no, it was the Battle 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:10.080 of and that was when the Mexicans won the end 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:12.960 of I'm sorry, Mexicans beat the someone in a war, 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:18.760 France World War. They were outnumbered, outgunned, outmanned hundred fifties 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:21.359 something years ago, a long time ago, whatever. So so 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:23.640 we were out and all of a sudden they show 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:27.600 up with this what looks like a truck from this 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:29.880 this huge old school truck, and on the top of 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:33.240 the flatbed truck with these shots of Don Julio and 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:35.280 they come out with the sparklers. So I put it 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:38.120 on my Instagram story and no less than three people 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:45.640 are like, who look at the gringo celebrating Mayo. I'm like, 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:49.080 wait a second, anyone could celebrate that like this is 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:52.280 you're trying to appropriate the holiday for you And I'm like, 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:55.640 I'm at a place called gringos owned by white people. 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:58.880 It's called gringoes. It's called that because what a gringo 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:04.040 is is a a person who's white. It's a bunch 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:07.800 of yeah, yeah, but yeah, right. But what I'm saying 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:09.880 is the people who own Green Goes are Green Goes 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:13.120 and sitting in there? Are you gonna go out partying 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:15.760 for Kwanza next? Like? Wait, where do we draw the line? 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:19.039 But we're going to pass Over party? And you know 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:21.440 I've been to Satyrs before though, so it's hard for 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:24.880 me to say not at a bar. I've been as sators. 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:28.080 I've been as sators. Why you can't celebrate the occasion. 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:31.240 This is what's wrong with society. Why can't we all 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:34.160 give you? I'll give you a pass on St. Patrick's. 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:36.479 I was about to say, is it everyone doesn't everyone 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:39.400 where green and go drinking for St. Patrick's? So St. 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:42.840 Patrick's Day is really more of an American partying holiday. 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:44.800 At least it's started out that way. I know what 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:48.120 supposed to represence, so did and this one has become that. 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:51.800 But this is the it's it's a Mexican war. You're 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:55.240 out celebrating just okay, and it's a Wednesday. My point 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:57.240 is you give up the podcast for holiday? Did not 0:05:57.360 --> 0:05:59.680 know because I had for I had these plans. It 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:02.080 doesn't know you had these Somebody listen to me something. 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:05.080 Somebody's got to do something other than go complain at home. 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:08.640 Depot for customer service. I can't be sitting in my basement, 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:11.560 locked up with my face mask on in my basement. 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:13.360 I'm not wearing a face. What I'm trying to say 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:15.120 is I'm trying to do stuff and go out and 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:17.880 see things and talk about things and have contents for us. 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:19.800 So so my, So you were taken one for the 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:22.599 team by going out. You did it. You did it 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:25.440 for the mask show preps. I see I need like 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:30.320 the national anthem or like something patriotic playing my apologies. 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:33.479 I didn't realize you went out on Sinco de Mayo 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:37.479 to celebrate the victory at the Battle of Pueblo, to 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:41.320 represent all of the people who have been quarantined, who 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:43.560 haven't been able to go out and not fully vaccinated yet, 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:48.760 who haven't rejoined society. People are not getting vaccinated. Dut dun. 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:52.960 That's pomp and circumstance. I get it. So God bless you, 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:57.000 Scary Jones. I'm doing things, by the way, speaking of 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:59.480 Sinco de Mayo. This is this is by the way, 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:01.480 this is. This is the difference between you and me. 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:05.680 You choose your life and I choose mine. Done, I 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:08.080 chose the podcast. I don't love the slice is any 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:10.600 any less, they know that you all them, you awe them, 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:12.080 you put them on the single to Mayo. I put 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:14.960 them over single to Miyo. Okay, So speaking is single 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:17.640 to Mayo the most embarrassing thing I've heard in a while. 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:21.640 So in case, because some times people say single to Mio, 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:25.000 like Rio de Janeiro, they don't think about what it means. 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:28.240 It's the river of Gennaro, whatever Gennaro means, but it's 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:30.960 Rio's river and day is of right. But people I 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:32.920 went to Rio de Janeiro, but they don't think about 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:35.320 it that it's a river, right like Punta Kana. It's 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:38.320 the it's the point. It's okay, all right. The point 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:42.720 to Mayo is the fifth of Mayo or which may 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:45.800 month of May? Fifth of May. Okay. So I'm not 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:48.000 gonna call out anybody by name because I'm a fan 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:51.560 of this person on the radio. But he was saying 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:55.440 to his co host, I can't celebrate tonight because I've 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:58.640 got some plans, other plans. I want to watch some sports, 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:02.080 Like I can't celebrate tonight. I'm going to celebrate next 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:06.600 week on the twelfth, right, Okay, week from tonight. That 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:09.360 would be the Doce de mayo. No, so he said, 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:14.520 I'm gonna be celebrating on Sinko down say. So, first 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:18.440 of all, don't say is eleven. Yeah, so what he 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:23.440 said was I'll be celebrating on five. That's not a thing. 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:30.840 What he meant was like you Tuesday next twelfth of May. 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:34.480 But he's celebrating on Sinko down say And he said 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:36.199 it like four times and nobody called him out the 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:40.720 fifth of eleven, right, Okay, so that's that's that's just bad. 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:44.160 We I could tell you something. I just want to 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:46.480 say this, don't sinco to mio yet. So make sure 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:48.439 you're seguing and keep it on single, keeping on the 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:51.719 keep it on the what's your favorite taco? What's your favorite? What? 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:54.560 What do you what do you love? What do I love? 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:57.960 I mean, I like, I like you know, carne asada? 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:01.520 Do you like barbacoa? Do you like? Um, i'll pasta? 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:06.320 Or what what do you love? I I like meat 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:08.520 and cheese and tomato and put it in something and 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:12.040 call it what you want. So okay, so like that's 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:15.600 the ground beef one. Okay, it's a less night. By 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:17.520 the way, if you went to taco bell to celebrate 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:21.280 sinco to mayo, you failed someone, don't talk about you 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:24.679 want to talk about a Mexican. At this place, they 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:27.520 had a chicken and waffle taco and it was so good. 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:30.960 It was fried chicken with syrup and and and the 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:34.800 taco shell was a waffle and it was so damn good. 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:37.720 I want to say, don't hate on it. But then again, 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:40.720 what do you expect from a place called Gringos? Yeah, 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:42.840 so I rest my case. But it was so good. 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:45.640 It was so good chicken and waffle taco. I well, 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:51.720 that's like calling like buckwheat spaghetti Italian? That no, what if? 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:54.520 I don't think Italians make buckwheats? What about chickpeef you see? 0:09:55.120 --> 0:10:00.800 Or no, like squid inc pasta, lack lentil RIGATONI no, no, no, 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:05.120 made of lentils. No, that's not that's not Italian. No. 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:07.600 By the way, I'll get back to sing to mind 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:10.760 a second I had I bought I don't know how 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:12.960 to handle this yet, scary because they were closed when 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:17.480 I call you handle it all day in your basement. Ah. No, 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:22.480 I bought lasagna from somewhere pre made lasagna lasagny as 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:29.440 they would say, traditional meat lasagna with sausage, pork and vealing. Yep, 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:34.680 sausage pork and veel, no sausage beef and I and 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:39.559 I think feel lasagna. Well, right before the podcast, I'm 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:42.120 eating my lasagna, which is just layers of goodness, right, 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:46.040 and I bit down on something hard. So I thought 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:47.760 maybe it was like one of those things like it's 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:49.880 a little like a it's like, I don't know if 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:52.200 it's cartilage. It's in the sausage. You know, somethings get 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:53.680 a little wite. Yeah, somethings to get the white thing. 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:56.120 It's like a bone. It's like a piece of something, right, 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:57.760 So I'm like, I don't like to think about what 0:10:57.800 --> 0:11:00.199 it really is. I just spit it out and it's 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:02.800 part of the sausage though it happens, right, So I 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:05.480 spit this thing out and it's a little piece of metal, 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:08.880 like it looks like it looks like a screw, like 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:11.920 a cork screw, like a piece of metal that got twisted. 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:14.559 But it looks like a like a like a paper clip, 0:11:14.800 --> 0:11:16.640 but not a paper clip like thicker like it was 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:21.000 I don't know, like a like shrapnel was shiny. Yeah, 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:22.480 it was metal. It wasn't shiny because it was in 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:26.280 tomato sauce. But it's a piece of metal. So I 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:27.760 don't want to be like the guy who faked the 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:31.320 shrimp in the cereal box guy, and I'm on him 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:33.079 like I'm not gonna soothe them, But I feel like 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:35.439 I should at least tell them right, like I should say, hey, 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:38.679 maybe one of your machines is losing some some shavings 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:43.000 or something like maybe the sausage machine the grinder is 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:46.360 like is falling apart. I wouldn't make I wouldn't make 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:49.360 it a federal case. But next time, next time you 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:52.080 go in there, say hell, by the way, last time 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:53.920 this happened to me, I gotta let them know. I 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:55.720 gotta call him tomorrow. Next time I go could be 0:11:55.760 --> 0:11:59.920 three weeks from now. So waits off and kill somebody. 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:04.520 So are you expecting to get money back? No, I'm 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:06.240 I said it. I'm not looking for anything. I didn't 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:08.559 break it too, so so you're just doing it for 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:11.960 safety reasons. Safety safety, like, hey, check out your sausage 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:15.600 machine because that that batch might be filled with other 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:17.800 pieces of metal. That That's what I'm saying. So I 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:20.640 immediately called and they closed at six tonight, so I 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:26.079 gonna call tomorrow. I see why. That's all. Yeah, So 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:28.400 back to single to Mayo. I'm not ready to talk 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:30.440 about it now, but I'm going to talk about what 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:32.440 happened to me at Chipotle. And I didn't go to 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:34.920 Chipotle because it was Single to Mayo. I wake because 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:36.600 my daughter was like, I'm in the movie Chippolea, can 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:37.920 you pick it up? So I want to tell you 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:40.000 what happened there because it end up in a a 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:43.320 in a very long phone call, and and some possible 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:46.320 free dessert. Great, um, I love that. I love free dessert. 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:51.840 Today was a different holiday today, and and don't quote me, 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:56.480 but today was either uh, nurses Day, Teacher's Day or 0:12:56.559 --> 0:12:59.040 part of nurses week, Teacher's week whatever. Today was a 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:02.400 part of nurses week. It was Nurse's Day, but it's 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:06.040 also teacher week, right, I believe, Okay, no disrespect to 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:10.280 either of them, because they're both ultimately important. Sure, listen, 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:14.280 UH nurses are saving lives. The teachers are the future 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:16.960 of our without question. You know, you don't even have 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:19.720 to make an argument for that, right, Although somebody texted 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:22.760 in who was a teacher yesterday? And said us teachers 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:26.760 really could use the money. Us teachers right now. If 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:29.679 you're not sure what why that's wrong. It's we teachers, 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:32.679 like we the people, we need it, but you wouldn't 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:35.200 say us need it. So that's frightening to me that 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:37.440 that was a teacher. But anyway, I love teachers. I'm 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:40.160 not looking to find fault. But there was a problem today. 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:41.880 Did you see the problem on the text messages today? 0:13:41.920 --> 0:13:47.760 Scary with Elvista ran big show. There was some problems, problems. 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:51.560 We do a four hour show, right the average person, 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:53.200 I know you've been like I listen the whole show. 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:56.559 The average person listens for twenty minutes. That means a 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:59.000 lot of people listen for seven I had to get 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:00.760 in the car, there in the shower. Here a piece 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:02.719 of the show. And if they don't hear what they 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:05.760 wanted to hear, they think we didn't say it, so 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:09.240 that you're talking about the horrorscopes problem. No, No, I'm 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:11.959 talking about the teachers and the nurses today. Oh yeah, 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:14.200 we acknowledge them. Then we go to commercial and then 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:16.320 all of a sudden it's like a new audience and 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:18.199 then they go, how come, how come you didn't talk 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:21.000 about We've talked about that on this podcast We know 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:24.680 the but here's what happened today. So, uh, it was, 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:27.240 you know how like you spin plates, like if one 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:30.080 has plates spinners that the expression like the guys on 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:32.120 the with the plates on the stick. You spin it right, 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:33.560 then you go to the next one and spin that one, 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.400 and then when the third one starts wobbling, you spin 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:37.480 that one. So you try to like keep everybody happy. 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:39.880 So Elvis was doing his best to hey, we love 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:41.680 our teachers, we love our nurses, we love our teachers. 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:44.640 Hey happy to and so uh someone would text in 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:47.480 and say, hey, you haven't mentioned the nurses. He'd go, ah, 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:50.440 love the nurses, hardware, what a year they had. I mean, 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:54.000 who doesn't appreciate what the nurses and the medical profession 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:57.360 has been through the past past year. It's been horrific. 0:14:57.640 --> 0:15:01.000 And teachers having to work remote a lot of them, 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:03.440 and I mean it's terrible on both of them. So 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:05.200 as soon as he would say something about one of 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:08.280 the groups and give them their moment, the other group 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:10.600 would text in saying, hey, I got it. We get 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:13.200 the nurses, but it's also teachers. Where you got the teachers. 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:16.040 You can't please everybody at the same time. So at 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:19.440 some point around eight thirty, Uh, I guess it was 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:22.640 a teacher. No, it was a nurse. She's like, Hey, 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:26.040 I'm all about the teachers, she said, but I'm fucking 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:29.000 tired of hearing about teachers. It's nurse as weak. And 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:31.680 then she went on to say, like, hey, teach, Without teachers, 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:33.880 you wouldn't be able to read. Without nurses, you wouldn't 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:36.440 be alive to learn how to read. And how about 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:40.840 fucking remembering that? Like, holy sh it, Like I know 0:15:40.920 --> 0:15:43.360 you've had like this one person. I'm not all all 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:46.720 of anybody, but this one person that that we we've 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:50.360 been talking about nurses all morning, and like you're shipping 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:52.640 on teachers because you only heard us say something like 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:58.440 you got a mental health awareness and I could here, 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:02.240 but it's like, if you're not covering this story about 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:05.680 the firefighter we mentioned it three times a well, people 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:08.160 get it. I mean here, let's move on this podcasting. 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:10.400 Was my point was day we were going after each other. No, 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:14.160 of course, because it's every five minutes. If you don't 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:16.240 say the same thing, people wonder why we play the 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:17.760 same song over and over and over again. How come 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:19.680 you didn't play Driver's License. Oh my god, you play 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:22.720 Driver's License, you can't win. But that's why. That's the 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:25.080 reason why we play the most popular songs over and 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:29.120 over and over and over again so people don't complaint. Yeah, 0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:32.280 we played for the twenty minute listener podcast is not 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:34.960 like that because you're listening to the entire thing, so 0:16:35.000 --> 0:16:37.240 we really only have to mention something once or twice, right, 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:39.320 and then you get it. Speaking of listening to the 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:42.760 whole thing. Uh, Two very important things we've learned this 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:45.680 week we want to share with you. Number One, Episode 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:48.360 one seventy still needs you to listen, so please help 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:50.560 out Episode one seventy. I know what's going on there, 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:54.160 but no, it needs some listeners. However, the I Heart 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:56.040 Radio charts that we've always been very proud of that 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:58.200 we made top tend top five. You guys have been 0:16:58.200 --> 0:17:01.320 fantastic listening and whatever they change the algorithm on us, 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:04.600 they change some things. Did we need your help? It's 0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:06.359 probably too late now unless you want to switch in 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:09.720 the middle. We'd love that they're only counting people who 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:12.959 listen on the I Heart Radio app. Ye, so if 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:15.480 you're listening on another app, even though we've joked about 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:17.360 trying to get on other apps. You know, if that's 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:20.239 your source, fine, but if you have a choice. We 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:21.919 realize you have a choice in podcast thing, and we 0:17:21.920 --> 0:17:24.560 appreciate you choosing us. We would love it if even 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:25.920 if it's just for a couple of weeks, as in 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:31.760 exchange the radio experience. If you switch now great, But 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:35.320 let's make a note for episode one. Let's let's let's 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:37.359 pour our hearts out. You don't have to listen to 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:39.800 multiple episodes in a day, because we've learned also, they 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:42.880 don't count. I don't count, so one episode of day 0:17:43.000 --> 0:17:45.639 is well we need now you can listen to we're getting. 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:48.320 So that's what we're saying. Let's see if we can 0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:50.680 push this podcast through the roof if we could, because 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:53.080 the numbers are great, but apparently not they're a counting 0:17:53.080 --> 0:17:55.359 for this I heart chart anymore. If you listen on 0:17:55.359 --> 0:18:02.280 other platforms, that's all you've done. You're done. Hold on, Hey, 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:05.040 you you reacted to. You rarely react to stuff that 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:08.000 I post on Instagram. But the other day I posted 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:10.560 and I talked in foods, I mentioned what's this Yeah, 0:18:10.600 --> 0:18:14.200 I mentioned around the room, the Big the Big Show. 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:17.600 I posted on Instagram on my story. Uh, it was 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:20.399 the Bruno mar song I Think I Want to marry you, 0:18:20.880 --> 0:18:24.040 And it was a bride and Bruno mars it almost 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:25.720 like he was do we have to pay royalties for that? 0:18:25.840 --> 0:18:28.160 I think we may? Oh, my god. And the bride 0:18:28.359 --> 0:18:31.080 was at a wedding outside and they were the grass 0:18:31.119 --> 0:18:33.440 was green, and there was beautiful bridal party and black 0:18:33.480 --> 0:18:35.160 of her. She was about to wrote the bouquet behind 0:18:35.160 --> 0:18:37.920 her head and she does a psych out and does 0:18:37.920 --> 0:18:40.600 it over the head, does a little twirl and hands 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:43.800 it off to one of her bride'smaids. And then within 0:18:43.880 --> 0:18:47.680 two seconds she the bridesmaid who caught the bouque, turns 0:18:47.720 --> 0:18:51.520 around and there her fiance or there her boyfriend was, 0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:55.560 who gets on one knee and pose proposes to her 0:18:55.680 --> 0:18:59.640 right there within one fell swoop. That's why I say 0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:03.880 fell not felt so literally. Within thirty seconds, it's bride 0:19:04.520 --> 0:19:08.960 fake toss to the late to the bridal party, lady boom, 0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:11.480 she gets the bouquet and then all of a sudden 0:19:11.520 --> 0:19:13.919 she gets proposed to on the spot and then everyone 0:19:13.920 --> 0:19:18.040 went oh, and everybody was surprised, and Brodie was like, 0:19:18.320 --> 0:19:21.320 that guy's an asshole, and you know what, I agree, 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:25.240 and that's why I posted it because who how could 0:19:25.240 --> 0:19:28.320 you steal someone else's thunder on their special day? I 0:19:28.359 --> 0:19:32.520 don't get it. How does a bride? How does a bride? Like? 0:19:32.640 --> 0:19:35.880 First of all, God bless the bride, you know, for say, 0:19:35.960 --> 0:19:38.680 agreeing to all this because you know it was all planned. 0:19:39.119 --> 0:19:42.840 But can you imagine that I wouldn't have the balls 0:19:43.080 --> 0:19:45.320 to want to interrupt someone else's wedding and say, hey, 0:19:45.320 --> 0:19:47.840 can I even do the proposal like your wedding? And 0:19:47.880 --> 0:19:50.000 you can't ask The only the only way that makes 0:19:50.040 --> 0:19:53.120 any sense is if the bride said to the guy like, hey, Mike, 0:19:53.880 --> 0:19:56.040 you know what would be great if at the end, 0:19:56.080 --> 0:19:57.720 when I throw the bouquet, if you're gonna because he 0:19:57.760 --> 0:19:59.920 may have said that, I'm gonna propose, like I'm gonna 0:20:00.000 --> 0:20:02.200 you guys have your wedding. We're not gonna get engaged 0:20:02.240 --> 0:20:04.200 until after you guys are married, so we don't Still 0:20:04.320 --> 0:20:07.720 if it was the bride's idea entirely okay, But if 0:20:07.720 --> 0:20:09.639 it was his idea and he went to her and 0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:11.359 she's like, maybe she don't want to hurt his feelings 0:20:11.400 --> 0:20:14.080 and say no and being an asshole about it, yeah, 0:20:14.480 --> 0:20:17.280 don't do that. Don't like you're in the video. Now, 0:20:17.400 --> 0:20:20.520 that guy's a douche. If even if if he if 0:20:20.880 --> 0:20:23.600 he convinced the bride, if he convinced the bride, I 0:20:23.640 --> 0:20:27.159 want to do this, please please, we're gonna have a 0:20:27.280 --> 0:20:30.480