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Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yeah, yeah, no, not, there's never any expectation.
Speaker 1: Who's to say when anyone is even listening or binging this.
Speaker 1: Most people hear this, they don't know when it was released.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, but normally we've been recording on a
Speaker 1: third Wednesday. Recently. We used to record on Thursdays sometimes Fridays,
Speaker 1: and then we moved to Wednesdays during pandemic time, and
Speaker 1: now it's Thursday. Just happens to be a Thursday again,
Speaker 1: So it's just like old times. Brodie. Yeah, well, maybe
Speaker 1: you want to say something to Alexis Noel at Underscore.
Speaker 1: Alexis Noel Underscore, that's rough, Uh, she said on Twitter
Speaker 1: when you're sad emoji because at Scary Jones ditched the
Speaker 1: podcast from Augarita's at David Brodie, we appreciate you, hastag
Speaker 1: boogie bastard. Well, people need to know truth be told.
Speaker 1: Last week I made plans to go tod on a Wednesday. Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was a Wednesday. It was just
Speaker 1: Sinko de mayo. My friends are like big holiday field.
Speaker 1: Well to me, do you ever call Thanksgiving Thursday? No?
Speaker 1: Like Thanksgiving? What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Nobody, nobody,
Speaker 1: but nobody. Giving is always on a Thursday. No, but
Speaker 1: nobody thinks about it as a Thursday. I'm saying, do
Speaker 1: you think of the holiday? You think of it on
Speaker 1: a Thursday because you always get from when you think
Speaker 1: of Christmas, when you think of New Year's Eve and
Speaker 1: New Year's Day, you don't think of the day of
Speaker 1: the week. You just think of the holiday because that's
Speaker 1: the big headline. So my friend's job, if I have
Speaker 1: a job, there is no job. But this is jo,
Speaker 1: this is our fun. That's what we do. Know the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn boys. I'm brody, he's scary. That's how it works.
Speaker 1: So here's what happened. I said. So what happened was
Speaker 1: I wanted to go out for single to Mayo, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's just book that place. It's hard to get in.
Speaker 1: We got the reservation, and then my friend did be
Speaker 1: a favorite let us in. And then I'm like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: that's today's Wednesday. Oh my god, thinking the Mara falls
Speaker 1: on a Wednesday. Eight am, Scary texted me and says, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I just realized. First of all, you didn't just realize.
Speaker 1: You knew last night Tuesday night that you were going
Speaker 1: out to dinner Wednesday, but you texted me at eight
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, he said, He said, hey, man,
Speaker 1: just I just remember to have dinner plans tonight. The
Speaker 1: Sinko to Mayo just remembered eight o'clock and okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so can we do the podcast at ten? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I have a life. No the fact that you got
Speaker 1: mad at me. No, I got mad at you because
Speaker 1: I'm mad at me because I didn't change my entire
Speaker 1: world for your party. I wanted to do it early.
Speaker 1: I wanted to do a ten thirty in the morning yesterday.
Speaker 1: But I'm half asleep. I lucky I get through the
Speaker 1: morning show. Dude, I'm up all night. I know. Go on.
Speaker 1: So if you're on social media, you know I'm responding
Speaker 1: to your tweets at two o'clock in the morning. You
Speaker 1: know one thing I want to send. There's been many
Speaker 1: times I've made concessions because to you, for you, because
Speaker 1: that I don't go public with. Well, they're legitimate concessions.
Speaker 1: What makes me wanting to spend time on singing to
Speaker 1: my my friends not legitimate? Because if I said to
Speaker 1: you scary, hey, I'm going out partying on Easter Sunday,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm my Christian. That's not Mexican. You're out
Speaker 1: partying on Sinco to Mayo. You're an Italian kid from Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: It's funny you say that because Peter so get there
Speaker 1: and and all of a sudden, it's not Mexican Independence
Speaker 1: Day's God, it's not, It's no, it was the Battle
Speaker 1: of and that was when the Mexicans won the end
Speaker 1: of I'm sorry, Mexicans beat the someone in a war,
Speaker 1: France World War. They were outnumbered, outgunned, outmanned hundred fifties
Speaker 1: something years ago, a long time ago, whatever. So so
Speaker 1: we were out and all of a sudden they show
Speaker 1: up with this what looks like a truck from this
Speaker 1: this huge old school truck, and on the top of
Speaker 1: the flatbed truck with these shots of Don Julio and
Speaker 1: they come out with the sparklers. So I put it
Speaker 1: on my Instagram story and no less than three people
Speaker 1: are like, who look at the gringo celebrating Mayo. I'm like,
Speaker 1: wait a second, anyone could celebrate that like this is
Speaker 1: you're trying to appropriate the holiday for you And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm at a place called gringos owned by white people.
Speaker 1: It's called gringoes. It's called that because what a gringo
Speaker 1: is is a a person who's white. It's a bunch
Speaker 1: of yeah, yeah, but yeah, right. But what I'm saying
Speaker 1: is the people who own Green Goes are Green Goes
Speaker 1: and sitting in there? Are you gonna go out partying
Speaker 1: for Kwanza next? Like? Wait, where do we draw the line?
Speaker 1: But we're going to pass Over party? And you know
Speaker 1: I've been to Satyrs before though, so it's hard for
Speaker 1: me to say not at a bar. I've been as sators.
Speaker 1: I've been as sators. Why you can't celebrate the occasion.
Speaker 1: This is what's wrong with society. Why can't we all
Speaker 1: give you? I'll give you a pass on St. Patrick's.
Speaker 1: I was about to say, is it everyone doesn't everyone
Speaker 1: where green and go drinking for St. Patrick's? So St.
Speaker 1: Patrick's Day is really more of an American partying holiday.
Speaker 1: At least it's started out that way. I know what
Speaker 1: supposed to represence, so did and this one has become that.
Speaker 1: But this is the it's it's a Mexican war. You're
Speaker 1: out celebrating just okay, and it's a Wednesday. My point
Speaker 1: is you give up the podcast for holiday? Did not
Speaker 1: know because I had for I had these plans. It
Speaker 1: doesn't know you had these Somebody listen to me something.
Speaker 1: Somebody's got to do something other than go complain at home.
Speaker 1: Depot for customer service. I can't be sitting in my basement,
Speaker 1: locked up with my face mask on in my basement.
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing a face. What I'm trying to say
Speaker 1: is I'm trying to do stuff and go out and
Speaker 1: see things and talk about things and have contents for us.
Speaker 1: So so my, So you were taken one for the
Speaker 1: team by going out. You did it. You did it
Speaker 1: for the mask show preps. I see I need like
Speaker 1: the national anthem or like something patriotic playing my apologies.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize you went out on Sinco de Mayo
Speaker 1: to celebrate the victory at the Battle of Pueblo, to
Speaker 1: represent all of the people who have been quarantined, who
Speaker 1: haven't been able to go out and not fully vaccinated yet,
Speaker 1: who haven't rejoined society. People are not getting vaccinated. Dut dun.
Speaker 1: That's pomp and circumstance. I get it. So God bless you,
Speaker 1: Scary Jones. I'm doing things, by the way, speaking of
Speaker 1: Sinco de Mayo. This is this is by the way,
Speaker 1: this is. This is the difference between you and me.
Speaker 1: You choose your life and I choose mine. Done, I
Speaker 1: chose the podcast. I don't love the slice is any
Speaker 1: any less, they know that you all them, you awe them,
Speaker 1: you put them on the single to Mayo. I put
Speaker 1: them over single to Miyo. Okay, So speaking is single
Speaker 1: to Mayo the most embarrassing thing I've heard in a while.
Speaker 1: So in case, because some times people say single to Mio,
Speaker 1: like Rio de Janeiro, they don't think about what it means.
Speaker 1: It's the river of Gennaro, whatever Gennaro means, but it's
Speaker 1: Rio's river and day is of right. But people I
Speaker 1: went to Rio de Janeiro, but they don't think about
Speaker 1: it that it's a river, right like Punta Kana. It's
Speaker 1: the it's the point. It's okay, all right. The point
Speaker 1: to Mayo is the fifth of Mayo or which may
Speaker 1: month of May? Fifth of May. Okay. So I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna call out anybody by name because I'm a fan
Speaker 1: of this person on the radio. But he was saying
Speaker 1: to his co host, I can't celebrate tonight because I've
Speaker 1: got some plans, other plans. I want to watch some sports,
Speaker 1: Like I can't celebrate tonight. I'm going to celebrate next
Speaker 1: week on the twelfth, right, Okay, week from tonight. That
Speaker 1: would be the Doce de mayo. No, so he said,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be celebrating on Sinko down say. So, first
Speaker 1: of all, don't say is eleven. Yeah, so what he
Speaker 1: said was I'll be celebrating on five. That's not a thing.
Speaker 1: What he meant was like you Tuesday next twelfth of May.
Speaker 1: But he's celebrating on Sinko down say And he said
Speaker 1: it like four times and nobody called him out the
Speaker 1: fifth of eleven, right, Okay, so that's that's that's just bad.
Speaker 1: We I could tell you something. I just want to
Speaker 1: say this, don't sinco to mio yet. So make sure
Speaker 1: you're seguing and keep it on single, keeping on the
Speaker 1: keep it on the what's your favorite taco? What's your favorite? What?
Speaker 1: What do you what do you love? What do I love?
Speaker 1: I mean, I like, I like you know, carne asada?
Speaker 1: Do you like barbacoa? Do you like? Um, i'll pasta?
Speaker 1: Or what what do you love? I I like meat
Speaker 1: and cheese and tomato and put it in something and
Speaker 1: call it what you want. So okay, so like that's
Speaker 1: the ground beef one. Okay, it's a less night. By
Speaker 1: the way, if you went to taco bell to celebrate
Speaker 1: sinco to mayo, you failed someone, don't talk about you
Speaker 1: want to talk about a Mexican. At this place, they
Speaker 1: had a chicken and waffle taco and it was so good.
Speaker 1: It was fried chicken with syrup and and and the
Speaker 1: taco shell was a waffle and it was so damn good.
Speaker 1: I want to say, don't hate on it. But then again,
Speaker 1: what do you expect from a place called Gringos? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I rest my case. But it was so good.
Speaker 1: It was so good chicken and waffle taco. I well,
Speaker 1: that's like calling like buckwheat spaghetti Italian? That no, what if?
Speaker 1: I don't think Italians make buckwheats? What about chickpeef you see?
Speaker 1: Or no, like squid inc pasta, lack lentil RIGATONI no, no, no,
Speaker 1: made of lentils. No, that's not that's not Italian. No.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'll get back to sing to mind
Speaker 1: a second I had I bought I don't know how
Speaker 1: to handle this yet, scary because they were closed when
Speaker 1: I call you handle it all day in your basement. Ah. No,
Speaker 1: I bought lasagna from somewhere pre made lasagna lasagny as
Speaker 1: they would say, traditional meat lasagna with sausage, pork and vealing. Yep,
Speaker 1: sausage pork and veel, no sausage beef and I and
Speaker 1: I think feel lasagna. Well, right before the podcast, I'm
Speaker 1: eating my lasagna, which is just layers of goodness, right,
Speaker 1: and I bit down on something hard. So I thought
Speaker 1: maybe it was like one of those things like it's
Speaker 1: a little like a it's like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's cartilage. It's in the sausage. You know, somethings get
Speaker 1: a little wite. Yeah, somethings to get the white thing.
Speaker 1: It's like a bone. It's like a piece of something, right,
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I don't like to think about what
Speaker 1: it really is. I just spit it out and it's
Speaker 1: part of the sausage though it happens, right, So I
Speaker 1: spit this thing out and it's a little piece of metal,
Speaker 1: like it looks like it looks like a screw, like
Speaker 1: a cork screw, like a piece of metal that got twisted.
Speaker 1: But it looks like a like a like a paper clip,
Speaker 1: but not a paper clip like thicker like it was
Speaker 1: I don't know, like a like shrapnel was shiny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was metal. It wasn't shiny because it was in
Speaker 1: tomato sauce. But it's a piece of metal. So I
Speaker 1: don't want to be like the guy who faked the
Speaker 1: shrimp in the cereal box guy, and I'm on him
Speaker 1: like I'm not gonna soothe them, But I feel like
Speaker 1: I should at least tell them right, like I should say, hey,
Speaker 1: maybe one of your machines is losing some some shavings
Speaker 1: or something like maybe the sausage machine the grinder is
Speaker 1: like is falling apart. I wouldn't make I wouldn't make
Speaker 1: it a federal case. But next time, next time you
Speaker 1: go in there, say hell, by the way, last time
Speaker 1: this happened to me, I gotta let them know. I
Speaker 1: gotta call him tomorrow. Next time I go could be
Speaker 1: three weeks from now. So waits off and kill somebody.
Speaker 1: So are you expecting to get money back? No, I'm
Speaker 1: I said it. I'm not looking for anything. I didn't
Speaker 1: break it too, so so you're just doing it for
Speaker 1: safety reasons. Safety safety, like, hey, check out your sausage
Speaker 1: machine because that that batch might be filled with other
Speaker 1: pieces of metal. That That's what I'm saying. So I
Speaker 1: immediately called and they closed at six tonight, so I
Speaker 1: gonna call tomorrow. I see why. That's all. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: back to single to Mayo. I'm not ready to talk
Speaker 1: about it now, but I'm going to talk about what
Speaker 1: happened to me at Chipotle. And I didn't go to
Speaker 1: Chipotle because it was Single to Mayo. I wake because
Speaker 1: my daughter was like, I'm in the movie Chippolea, can
Speaker 1: you pick it up? So I want to tell you
Speaker 1: what happened there because it end up in a a
Speaker 1: in a very long phone call, and and some possible
Speaker 1: free dessert. Great, um, I love that. I love free dessert.
Speaker 1: Today was a different holiday today, and and don't quote me,
Speaker 1: but today was either uh, nurses Day, Teacher's Day or
Speaker 1: part of nurses week, Teacher's week whatever. Today was a
Speaker 1: part of nurses week. It was Nurse's Day, but it's
Speaker 1: also teacher week, right, I believe, Okay, no disrespect to
Speaker 1: either of them, because they're both ultimately important. Sure, listen,
Speaker 1: UH nurses are saving lives. The teachers are the future
Speaker 1: of our without question. You know, you don't even have
Speaker 1: to make an argument for that, right, Although somebody texted
Speaker 1: in who was a teacher yesterday? And said us teachers
Speaker 1: really could use the money. Us teachers right now. If
Speaker 1: you're not sure what why that's wrong. It's we teachers,
Speaker 1: like we the people, we need it, but you wouldn't
Speaker 1: say us need it. So that's frightening to me that
Speaker 1: that was a teacher. But anyway, I love teachers. I'm
Speaker 1: not looking to find fault. But there was a problem today.
Speaker 1: Did you see the problem on the text messages today?
Speaker 1: Scary with Elvista ran big show. There was some problems, problems.
Speaker 1: We do a four hour show, right the average person,
Speaker 1: I know you've been like I listen the whole show.
Speaker 1: The average person listens for twenty minutes. That means a
Speaker 1: lot of people listen for seven I had to get
Speaker 1: in the car, there in the shower. Here a piece
Speaker 1: of the show. And if they don't hear what they
Speaker 1: wanted to hear, they think we didn't say it, so
Speaker 1: that you're talking about the horrorscopes problem. No, No, I'm
Speaker 1: talking about the teachers and the nurses today. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we acknowledge them. Then we go to commercial and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden it's like a new audience and
Speaker 1: then they go, how come, how come you didn't talk
Speaker 1: about We've talked about that on this podcast We know
Speaker 1: the but here's what happened today. So, uh, it was,
Speaker 1: you know how like you spin plates, like if one
Speaker 1: has plates spinners that the expression like the guys on
Speaker 1: the with the plates on the stick. You spin it right,
Speaker 1: then you go to the next one and spin that one,
Speaker 1: and then when the third one starts wobbling, you spin
Speaker 1: that one. So you try to like keep everybody happy.
Speaker 1: So Elvis was doing his best to hey, we love
Speaker 1: our teachers, we love our nurses, we love our teachers.
Speaker 1: Hey happy to and so uh someone would text in
Speaker 1: and say, hey, you haven't mentioned the nurses. He'd go, ah,
Speaker 1: love the nurses, hardware, what a year they had. I mean,
Speaker 1: who doesn't appreciate what the nurses and the medical profession
Speaker 1: has been through the past past year. It's been horrific.
Speaker 1: And teachers having to work remote a lot of them,
Speaker 1: and I mean it's terrible on both of them. So
Speaker 1: as soon as he would say something about one of
Speaker 1: the groups and give them their moment, the other group
Speaker 1: would text in saying, hey, I got it. We get
Speaker 1: the nurses, but it's also teachers. Where you got the teachers.
Speaker 1: You can't please everybody at the same time. So at
Speaker 1: some point around eight thirty, Uh, I guess it was
Speaker 1: a teacher. No, it was a nurse. She's like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm all about the teachers, she said, but I'm fucking
Speaker 1: tired of hearing about teachers. It's nurse as weak. And
Speaker 1: then she went on to say, like, hey, teach, Without teachers,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be able to read. Without nurses, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: be alive to learn how to read. And how about
Speaker 1: fucking remembering that? Like, holy sh it, Like I know
Speaker 1: you've had like this one person. I'm not all all
Speaker 1: of anybody, but this one person that that we we've
Speaker 1: been talking about nurses all morning, and like you're shipping
Speaker 1: on teachers because you only heard us say something like
Speaker 1: you got a mental health awareness and I could here,
Speaker 1: but it's like, if you're not covering this story about
Speaker 1: the firefighter we mentioned it three times a well, people
Speaker 1: get it. I mean here, let's move on this podcasting.
Speaker 1: Was my point was day we were going after each other. No,
Speaker 1: of course, because it's every five minutes. If you don't
Speaker 1: say the same thing, people wonder why we play the
Speaker 1: same song over and over and over again. How come
Speaker 1: you didn't play Driver's License. Oh my god, you play
Speaker 1: Driver's License, you can't win. But that's why. That's the
Speaker 1: reason why we play the most popular songs over and
Speaker 1: over and over and over again so people don't complaint. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we played for the twenty minute listener podcast is not
Speaker 1: like that because you're listening to the entire thing, so
Speaker 1: we really only have to mention something once or twice, right,
Speaker 1: and then you get it. Speaking of listening to the
Speaker 1: whole thing. Uh, Two very important things we've learned this
Speaker 1: week we want to share with you. Number One, Episode
Speaker 1: one seventy still needs you to listen, so please help
Speaker 1: out Episode one seventy. I know what's going on there,
Speaker 1: but no, it needs some listeners. However, the I Heart
Speaker 1: Radio charts that we've always been very proud of that
Speaker 1: we made top tend top five. You guys have been
Speaker 1: fantastic listening and whatever they change the algorithm on us,
Speaker 1: they change some things. Did we need your help? It's
Speaker 1: probably too late now unless you want to switch in
Speaker 1: the middle. We'd love that they're only counting people who
Speaker 1: listen on the I Heart Radio app. Ye, so if
Speaker 1: you're listening on another app, even though we've joked about
Speaker 1: trying to get on other apps. You know, if that's
Speaker 1: your source, fine, but if you have a choice. We
Speaker 1: realize you have a choice in podcast thing, and we
Speaker 1: appreciate you choosing us. We would love it if even
Speaker 1: if it's just for a couple of weeks, as in
Speaker 1: exchange the radio experience. If you switch now great, But
Speaker 1: let's make a note for episode one. Let's let's let's
Speaker 1: pour our hearts out. You don't have to listen to
Speaker 1: multiple episodes in a day, because we've learned also, they
Speaker 1: don't count. I don't count, so one episode of day
Speaker 1: is well we need now you can listen to we're getting.
Speaker 1: So that's what we're saying. Let's see if we can
Speaker 1: push this podcast through the roof if we could, because
Speaker 1: the numbers are great, but apparently not they're a counting
Speaker 1: for this I heart chart anymore. If you listen on
Speaker 1: other platforms, that's all you've done. You're done. Hold on, Hey,
Speaker 1: you you reacted to. You rarely react to stuff that
Speaker 1: I post on Instagram. But the other day I posted
Speaker 1: and I talked in foods, I mentioned what's this Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mentioned around the room, the Big the Big Show.
Speaker 1: I posted on Instagram on my story. Uh, it was
Speaker 1: the Bruno mar song I Think I Want to marry you,
Speaker 1: And it was a bride and Bruno mars it almost
Speaker 1: like he was do we have to pay royalties for that?
Speaker 1: I think we may? Oh, my god. And the bride
Speaker 1: was at a wedding outside and they were the grass
Speaker 1: was green, and there was beautiful bridal party and black
Speaker 1: of her. She was about to wrote the bouquet behind
Speaker 1: her head and she does a psych out and does
Speaker 1: it over the head, does a little twirl and hands
Speaker 1: it off to one of her bride'smaids. And then within
Speaker 1: two seconds she the bridesmaid who caught the bouque, turns
Speaker 1: around and there her fiance or there her boyfriend was,
Speaker 1: who gets on one knee and pose proposes to her
Speaker 1: right there within one fell swoop. That's why I say
Speaker 1: fell not felt so literally. Within thirty seconds, it's bride
Speaker 1: fake toss to the late to the bridal party, lady boom,
Speaker 1: she gets the bouquet and then all of a sudden
Speaker 1: she gets proposed to on the spot and then everyone
Speaker 1: went oh, and everybody was surprised, and Brodie was like,
Speaker 1: that guy's an asshole, and you know what, I agree,
Speaker 1: and that's why I posted it because who how could
Speaker 1: you steal someone else's thunder on their special day? I
Speaker 1: don't get it. How does a bride? How does a bride? Like?
Speaker 1: First of all, God bless the bride, you know, for say,
Speaker 1: agreeing to all this because you know it was all planned.
Speaker 1: But can you imagine that I wouldn't have the balls
Speaker 1: to want to interrupt someone else's wedding and say, hey,
Speaker 1: can I even do the proposal like your wedding? And
Speaker 1: you can't ask The only the only way that makes
Speaker 1: any sense is if the bride said to the guy like, hey, Mike,
Speaker 1: you know what would be great if at the end,
Speaker 1: when I throw the bouquet, if you're gonna because he
Speaker 1: may have said that, I'm gonna propose, like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: you guys have your wedding. We're not gonna get engaged
Speaker 1: until after you guys are married, so we don't Still
Speaker 1: if it was the bride's idea entirely okay, But if
Speaker 1: it was his idea and he went to her and
Speaker 1: she's like, maybe she don't want to hurt his feelings
Speaker 1: and say no and being an asshole about it, yeah,
Speaker 1: don't do that. Don't like you're in the video. Now,
Speaker 1: that guy's a douche. If even if if he if
Speaker 1: he convinced the bride, if he convinced the bride, I
Speaker 1: want to do this, please please, we're gonna have a
Speaker 1: viral video. Remember the day. Well that part happened and
Speaker 1: went on TikTok and it did. Yeah, but you can't, like,
Speaker 1: I can't fathom on my wedding day if if my
Speaker 1: like if one of my buddies wanted to propose the
Speaker 1: wedding Yeah, yeah, it's like that, not not No, I
Speaker 1: mean listen, when I was working though, she turned around
Speaker 1: really quickly. I have to watch the video again. Did
Speaker 1: he call her like like, did he get he get?
Speaker 1: He got in her face? She turned around with the
Speaker 1: bouquet and he was like right there with the ring, right,
Speaker 1: But what made her turn around? Did someone say turn around? Yeah? Maybe,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Well, in my mind
Speaker 1: is that she turned around almost like she knew he
Speaker 1: would be there. No, I don't think so. I don't
Speaker 1: think it was staged in that way. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think maybe it was staged. Listen, we've had some
Speaker 1: crazy ship go on when I used to be a
Speaker 1: Palm Shore club waiter back in the day in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, we we You want to talk
Speaker 1: about stealing the thunder? How about somebody choking on the
Speaker 1: salmon at dinner time and they had a car? Is
Speaker 1: that choking on? No? Literally, we were some guy took
Speaker 1: his girlfriend in the bathroom he was choking. We were
Speaker 1: in the middle of dinner service. And some guys started
Speaker 1: choking violently at at dinner and they had to bring
Speaker 1: him out on a stretcher. They called the ambulance and
Speaker 1: everything that was talk about stealing your thunder, being upstaged
Speaker 1: on your wedding day, or or how about the time
Speaker 1: where you know we had to You know, the wedding
Speaker 1: halls were split in half, right, so there was the
Speaker 1: top floor with the big party that was they spent
Speaker 1: more money, and then there was the middle floor party,
Speaker 1: which had half the amount of people and usually was
Speaker 1: a buffet dinner and not a course by course meal. Well,
Speaker 1: the people someone from the court from the middle floor
Speaker 1: wedding got into a fight with somebody from the upstairs
Speaker 1: wedding on the steps of the entire place. They were
Speaker 1: literally outside and they must someone said something about someone's girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Whatever was going on. On the steps of the Palm
Speaker 1: Shore Club. They were smoking cigarettes and next thing you know,
Speaker 1: they were like beating the ship out of each other.
Speaker 1: And then the entire someone came running up the stairs
Speaker 1: to the wedding that I was at, and they like,
Speaker 1: there's a fight outside, let's go. Can you imagine that?
Speaker 1: Poor bride? Like, when are you going to parties? Here?
Speaker 1: I paid all this money and everybody runs off the
Speaker 1: door to gain And there was a brawl that happened
Speaker 1: on Emmon's Avenue in the middle of the street. It
Speaker 1: was terrible. Yeah, you can't. That's you gotta put your
Speaker 1: your your your your fight behind you, like you gotta
Speaker 1: put the bride ahead of your desire to fight. Dude.
Speaker 1: That's Brooklyn for you. Dude, that's Brooklyn in the nineties.
Speaker 1: You know what's going on there at your house? You
Speaker 1: got some a lot of scuttle butt there, Brodie, The
Speaker 1: dogs a barkin. There's people coming in the house, so
Speaker 1: the dogs are barking. Let them bark away. Yeah, Um,
Speaker 1: you're right, Yeah, I'm good. Huh, I'm good. You don't
Speaker 1: sound good. I'll tell I'll tell you what happened. So
Speaker 1: I have the blue Yettie microphone and on the bottom
Speaker 1: is a micro USB. You plug in the cable too,
Speaker 1: and it's been loose for a while, which is why
Speaker 1: sometimes you like it and sometimes it disconnects because it
Speaker 1: was loose. So I saw on my dogs going crazy.
Speaker 1: I saw online it's it's at a quote unquote easy fix.
Speaker 1: It's an easy fix, eazy feezy fix easy. You take
Speaker 1: the screws out of the bottom and you twist this
Speaker 1: and you unscrew that, and uh, you get to the
Speaker 1: circuit board part where the plug goes into the gazinta
Speaker 1: and you take a little pair of needle nose pliers
Speaker 1: and you give a little pinch. You tighten it back
Speaker 1: up right and then it it grabs grabs better. So
Speaker 1: I did that. So one of the uh it says, Oh,
Speaker 1: the knobs pop back on. The little on off button
Speaker 1: pops back on right with the light in it very
Speaker 1: easy to put back together. So I put it back together.
Speaker 1: Here's the problem what I'm noticing, and I probably have
Speaker 1: to do this when we're not recording. The little button
Speaker 1: that with the red light that you you push into
Speaker 1: mute and you push back out to a mute. It
Speaker 1: seems not to be lined up properly or not clicking
Speaker 1: with the piece inside, and so when I go to
Speaker 1: pause it, sometimes it doesn't pause, and if I pushed
Speaker 1: too hard to get stuck. So I had to put
Speaker 1: my teeth on it and pull it back out, so
Speaker 1: to speak. If you know what I'm saying. What I'm saying,
Speaker 1: I try to put my teeth back on it, you
Speaker 1: try to pull it back out. So, yes, that's what
Speaker 1: I just did. I got the button to come back
Speaker 1: out because I had paused it with the dogs barking,
Speaker 1: and I couldn't unpause it while you were talking. So
Speaker 1: I went and I bit it and I grabbed it.
Speaker 1: So there you go. Uh yeah, no, no, I was gonna.
Speaker 1: I were you? You were looking up my Instagram about
Speaker 1: when I posted this afternoon. You made me very hungry.
Speaker 1: You did so normally when you post food, it's like
Speaker 1: you were out the night before. Everything I post is food.
Speaker 1: Let's be fair. This caught my attention for a couple
Speaker 1: of reasons. One, I know you used us Slice to
Speaker 1: make your order. I did so. I know that you
Speaker 1: you know you're you're supporting local business. I can't be
Speaker 1: upset with you, but you you put up a picture
Speaker 1: of a meat ball Hero. But then you opened the
Speaker 1: meat ball Hero and showed the cheese and sauce, and
Speaker 1: it was like it was it was it was adult
Speaker 1: entertainment for me watching this beautiful sandwich and knowing it
Speaker 1: was that you did the right thing by using Slice,
Speaker 1: and and you supported a local business, which is a
Speaker 1: nice thing, Hothouse Pizza in this case. Shout out to them.
Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy because the Slice people on Twitter
Speaker 1: responded and they said, nice cheese pole. You know you
Speaker 1: got that gooey cheese you have, you know, like when
Speaker 1: you pull cheese apart from something from bread and has. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that stretch, the little street stretch, that's how that's a
Speaker 1: good That's the sign of the beginnings of a great sandwich.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, so I was I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't want pizza today, but I wanted something from
Speaker 1: a pizza place, so I ordered meat ball Palm Hero.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, me and meet Paul Palm. I
Speaker 1: mean that's synonymous. I'm beginning to look like a meat
Speaker 1: Paul Palm. That was your nickname in high school. It
Speaker 1: was uh and you were a chicken parm so you
Speaker 1: we were pretty much one and the same. But you know,
Speaker 1: we wanted to we want to let our our slices
Speaker 1: know that. Hey, we talked about it at the top
Speaker 1: of this podcast, and we'll mention it again that the
Speaker 1: reason why we love Slice so much is because they
Speaker 1: have saved local businesses and local pizzeria as an independent
Speaker 1: restaurants around the country over two d fifty million dollars
Speaker 1: in fees because they don't charge them as much. They
Speaker 1: work with over fifteen thousand local places. This is a
Speaker 1: national thing, by the way. So there's if you if
Speaker 1: you gone to the Slice uh you know app wherever
Speaker 1: you you can download it, you can see local pizza
Speaker 1: places in your area. Uh. And that's why we want,
Speaker 1: you know, wanted them to be a partner with us
Speaker 1: because well, first of all, their website, uh, Slice life
Speaker 1: dot com makes all the sense of the world and
Speaker 1: you guys just slices for life. UM. We want to
Speaker 1: support them as much as we can, use them as
Speaker 1: often as you can, and you know that your next order,
Speaker 1: their next order, you get one, and you say use
Speaker 1: it wisely on your favorite place. You get five dollars
Speaker 1: off using the keyword Brooklyn. You use code Brooklyn to
Speaker 1: check out, they'll give you five dollars off. But they
Speaker 1: do other things. Yeah, they also make ordering easy, so
Speaker 1: rather than call the local place when they're busy and
Speaker 1: they gotta put you on hold. I was visiting my
Speaker 1: mom this weekend. I legitimately called right. She's like, call them,
Speaker 1: call them, call them. I said, right, Mom, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna use the app, so we'll call them and see
Speaker 1: what time they close. I called and I got I
Speaker 1: got a message that they said, uh, we're busy right now,
Speaker 1: please hold. I was on hold for six minutes. I
Speaker 1: gave up. I went on the app. I ordered immediately
Speaker 1: and I was done. And I customized that. You know
Speaker 1: me with customizations, I customized it. I got my mom
Speaker 1: what she wanted. She wanted to meet boll Hero. No cheese,
Speaker 1: my mom. My mom doesn't like the cheese now at
Speaker 1: her at her age, she doesn't. I got myself a
Speaker 1: sausage Palm Hero using slice and I got it. It It
Speaker 1: was perfect. And then I have to do with the phone,
Speaker 1: which was great. I just showed up, picked up my
Speaker 1: order and I was done, and and and the best
Speaker 1: part of this is now it's of course Mother's Day
Speaker 1: this weekend. You want to do something really funny. Um,
Speaker 1: they have pizza bouquets from Mother's Day. I'm starting to
Speaker 1: do this. Certain places have it. It picture around pie
Speaker 1: and then picture a fold on one side and then
Speaker 1: the opposite symmetrical, and a fold on that side, both
Speaker 1: inward towards the center, making a triangle at the bottom.
Speaker 1: And now it looks like a bouquet of flowers. Your
Speaker 1: entire pizza. So they literally folded for you and it
Speaker 1: looks like a pizza bouquet. It hilarious when it's all done.
Speaker 1: But we want you to if you can, you know,
Speaker 1: go to slice, Go you know, download behind the place
Speaker 1: it has a pizza, but downloaded from your on your smartphone,
Speaker 1: by the way, from the app store. Okay, and one
Speaker 1: of my flowers by the way, that's great, but they
Speaker 1: don't taste as good as pizza. Do something nice for
Speaker 1: the women in your life, for your mom's and get
Speaker 1: yourself some pizza, and again use code word the keyword
Speaker 1: Brooklyn and get five dollars off. I got one of
Speaker 1: those scam calls, a different kind, and I was almost
Speaker 1: relieved by it because it wasn't the usual Marriott Hotels
Speaker 1: or uh car warranty. This was the call. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you've gotten this slices or scary. This is
Speaker 1: the call I got. It was a number I didn't recognize,
Speaker 1: but I said, I'll just pick it up because you
Speaker 1: never know, it could be somebody whatever. So they said, uh, hey,
Speaker 1: this is Jason. Hey, sorry I missed you. Oh this
Speaker 1: is Jason Hello. Can you hear me? This is Jason Hello.
Speaker 1: They kept saying that you wanted to make it. They
Speaker 1: wanted to make it like real life, right, they can
Speaker 1: you call me back? My phone's breaking up. Call me back.
Speaker 1: First of all, so I looked up the phone number.
Speaker 1: It's in Kentucky. So number one. I don't know anyone
Speaker 1: in Kentucky. I certainly don't even named Jason in Kentucky.
Speaker 1: And I'm pretty sure there is nobody in Kentucky named Jason.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm going with. All three, so, uh, this
Speaker 1: is the new scam they call you, And it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It wasn't. It wasn't with an accent where you think
Speaker 1: like it's another country. Literally a ah, my phone's breaking up,
Speaker 1: call this number right now. And then they'll charge you
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars a minute. As soon as yeah, they
Speaker 1: connect you kind of scam off. They connect you to
Speaker 1: a third world country and then you screwed. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and they try to get some automatic forwarding to try
Speaker 1: and get your Social Security number. They hire some guy,
Speaker 1: it's a voiceover guy, and like, I we need you
Speaker 1: to read this script. Hi'm Jason. He has no idea
Speaker 1: what it's for, but he records it. Then I got,
Speaker 1: you know, some some countries somewhere in the world that
Speaker 1: scams people play the Jason clip, put it on the
Speaker 1: call go. So I don't know if you've got if
Speaker 1: you've got similar calls, if it's always Jason. But Jason
Speaker 1: called me, and you know I didn't call Jason back. Hey, um,
Speaker 1: it was that what this was? Voice oh one in
Speaker 1: the sound clips or no, that's a different voicemail. No,
Speaker 1: So I didn't label it. No, I didn't get to
Speaker 1: record the Jason. I'm trying to Oh you know what
Speaker 1: that is? Okay. So I'm listening to a hard rock
Speaker 1: station on satellite radio. Okay, And you know how sometimes
Speaker 1: rockers try to sound so cool that they crap on
Speaker 1: pop music. Oh yeah, that's their best defense, right. So
Speaker 1: that's clip one, and then you have the Katie clip. Katie,
Speaker 1: that's clip too. So this this DJ, I don't normally
Speaker 1: make fun of people in our industry, but she was
Speaker 1: trying too hard to sound like a rocker, and I
Speaker 1: didn't get the impression. She's actually a rocker. But she's
Speaker 1: very upset about the Billboard Awards, so she does every
Speaker 1: cliche in this break. She craps on you know, the
Speaker 1: mainstream UH Award Joe and pop artists, and it's almost
Speaker 1: like a textbook, like a script for yeah, man, everything
Speaker 1: is anti establishment. And then she puts on the rock
Speaker 1: her voice out of culture is the counterculture, right. And
Speaker 1: then I want you to hear the way she signs
Speaker 1: off her DJ name at the end, which is what
Speaker 1: the Katie clip is hard being really cool rocket girl? Right, Alright,
Speaker 1: you know how Five Finger Debt Punch are nominated for
Speaker 1: you don't pause on this thing, Hold on, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: She goes, you know how five Finger Death Punch got nominated? No,
Speaker 1: I don't know how they got nominated. She what she
Speaker 1: means is you know that they did, But she's like,
Speaker 1: you know how they got nominated? Right, right, first of all, trying,
Speaker 1: she's trying to dumb down the speak. Right, nobody talks
Speaker 1: like that anymore. Okay, so listen to her. Gad here
Speaker 1: we go. All right? You know how Five Finger Debt
Speaker 1: Punch are nominated for Billboard Music Award for Top Rock Artists.
Speaker 1: I didn't know who else was nominated, so I went
Speaker 1: and looked, and this makes little to no sense. But
Speaker 1: what do you expect from the Billboard Music Awards. The
Speaker 1: only other band that makes sense in this category is
Speaker 1: a C d C. Otherwise you have twenty one Pilots
Speaker 1: and Machine Gun Kelly. They are not rock artists. People,
Speaker 1: Oh man, what are they thinking? I pray that Five
Speaker 1: Finger Death Punch takes this one home to show the
Speaker 1: real rockers what's going on. Listen to them right now.
Speaker 1: My name is Katy Babson. Thanks for hanging Katie Babs.
Speaker 1: Yeah A play that play the Katie clip again. I
Speaker 1: was Katie Babs. My name is Katy Babson, Thanks for
Speaker 1: hanging God. Oh God, that's putred. You don't talk about
Speaker 1: dud that. People like that give us a bad name,
Speaker 1: which is people being people. But whatever, someone does the
Speaker 1: DJ voice. They're talking about her everything that's wrong with radio.
Speaker 1: They're not the real rocker roy like us. And I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Katie Babs, but it's ketob albums. I'm sorry, Katie, Katie.
Speaker 1: My name is kat My name is Katie. By the ways,
Speaker 1: is the oldest cliche in the DJ freaking handbook. That's
Speaker 1: a crutch phrasist. Every checklist it was, let's let's shoot
Speaker 1: on the establishment, let's shoot on the pop artists. Let's
Speaker 1: real rock and roll. The voice. It's called the Billboard
Speaker 1: Music Awards. Okay, So in the world of Billboard and
Speaker 1: if we're judging by the charts and who's buying the
Speaker 1: music or who's listening to the music and what music
Speaker 1: they're listening to, I'm sorry, but Machine Gun Kelly arguably
Speaker 1: had you know, one of the top rock albums of
Speaker 1: the year. He really did, and that's because that's according
Speaker 1: to the fans. He's He's got like three four songs
Speaker 1: on it that are huge, their hits, their rock I mean,
Speaker 1: I sent a lot of guitars in them. And then
Speaker 1: she mentioned she goes off on twenty one Pilots, another
Speaker 1: really successful rock act. Hey guess what the rock world.
Speaker 1: Thank god for artists like twenty one Pilots and Machine
Speaker 1: Gun Kelly to keep keeping a death, to keep the
Speaker 1: genre alive. You see what I'm saying. Else is doing
Speaker 1: music like that, and Machine Gun Kelly with Halsey Forget
Speaker 1: Me Too, that's a rock song. And you know me,
Speaker 1: I'm a metal head and I like five Finger Death Punch,
Speaker 1: And I know what she's saying. It's like she wants medallic.
Speaker 1: If it's not loud cock rock, then it's not rock.
Speaker 1: But that's not true. You know who doesn't like Machine
Speaker 1: Gun Kelly. Katie Babs. They'll play the clip. My name
Speaker 1: is Katy Babs and for hanging Kate Babs. And by
Speaker 1: the way, the friend of Kati Babbs. We apologize Babs.
Speaker 1: I mean your your your name is Katie Babs and
Speaker 1: you're that's and you're on rock station. You're trying to
Speaker 1: of course no, but even your DJ name, like, I
Speaker 1: think you need a better name than Katie Babs. And
Speaker 1: by the way, can I can I just rip the
Speaker 1: rip the band aid all, We'll rip the mask. Why
Speaker 1: not just be Kate? Hey, it's Kate. Anyone in radio
Speaker 1: whose last name is night that's not no, and it's yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, or any anyone with the name Kid in it. Well,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, their name isn't kid, but that's there's no kid.
Speaker 1: It was like a kid, Mike. Chances are it's not.
Speaker 1: My classic radio move is to take your first name
Speaker 1: and your middle name and make that your DJ name.
Speaker 1: Uh huh what about taking your last name and making
Speaker 1: it your DJ name, your last name, making your right exactly?
Speaker 1: But that's our actual names, but we don't say like
Speaker 1: it's roady and I'm hanging. We're hanging with you. Hey,
Speaker 1: thanks for hagging with us. Thanks, Wow, that's rough man.
Speaker 1: That is right that clip. I love Katie. My name
Speaker 1: is Katie. Thanks. I'm gonna have to get more audio
Speaker 1: from her. The only thing, the only word it was
Speaker 1: missing was ever bloody at the end, Thanks for hagging
Speaker 1: ever block. That's right. Wow, I love the laugh. Can
Speaker 1: we play the party game? She talks about the Billboard
Speaker 1: woods and does the laugh. He played the clip again?
Speaker 1: All right? You know how five Finger Death Punch are
Speaker 1: nominated for Billboard Music Award for Rock Artists. I didn't
Speaker 1: know who else was nominated, so I went and looked
Speaker 1: and this makes little to no sense. But what do
Speaker 1: you expect from the Billboard Music Awards. The only other
Speaker 1: ways that makes sense in this category is a C
Speaker 1: D C. Otherwise, that was That was a hearty guffaw
Speaker 1: Katie Babs, What does she expect. It's the Billboard Music Awards.
Speaker 1: That's it. She said it right, There is the Billboard
Speaker 1: Music Awards. So that's what you're getting. And and and
Speaker 1: they are mainstream rock groups. She's appealing. She's appealing to
Speaker 1: the hardcore rock. That was I don't know it was
Speaker 1: octane or it was it was serious. Exam I said
Speaker 1: it was satellite radio. Nobody, no, no, most Okay. I
Speaker 1: can't speak for the country, but nobody in New York
Speaker 1: plays five Finger Death Punch. We don't have a hard
Speaker 1: rock station. So I get it. You can't compare Machine
Speaker 1: Gun Kelly with five Finger Death Punch. I get that.
Speaker 1: It was just the whole presentation was you know, that's
Speaker 1: just my She should you know, if she really wants
Speaker 1: to to sound like she's talking to her audience, she
Speaker 1: should probably dial it down a little bit, just be
Speaker 1: a little bit more uninterested. But no, no, not sound
Speaker 1: not try and pretend to you know, I'm saying, be
Speaker 1: authentically be uninterested in your content that is exactly be
Speaker 1: be lethargic and groggy, but actually be that way and
Speaker 1: not act that way. And I think then she'd be
Speaker 1: more in line with the station format. Well, you know what,
Speaker 1: I would have liked to have heard who she would
Speaker 1: like to have been nominated? Like who who was left out?
Speaker 1: Who that your audience loves was left out? Kata bab?
Speaker 1: And she was probably Yeah, she probably should on a
Speaker 1: lot of people's favorite artists this year. A lot of
Speaker 1: her audience was probably saying, what then you talking about
Speaker 1: that Octaine's hardcore? Like, then, I'm playing machine Gun County.
Speaker 1: It's not the mainstream one, right, It's it's hard, it's
Speaker 1: hard rock. Oh okay. So I had this clip a
Speaker 1: few weeks ago. It was something that was bothering me.
Speaker 1: It's a commercial at airs on our morning show a lot,
Speaker 1: and I couldn't remember that. I couldn't remember the client
Speaker 1: right for a while. Then I remember the client was
Speaker 1: grub Hub, and I didn't know I'm I'm gonna admit this.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what the product was, so I thought
Speaker 1: it was slang for something, and then I thought maybe
Speaker 1: I was hearing it wrong. I couldn't figure it out
Speaker 1: every time it aired. I'm like, what does this mean?
Speaker 1: So he says, there's he's talking about props and discounts
Speaker 1: on different things when you used this particular app And
Speaker 1: so he says, uh, perks to about perks right, so
Speaker 1: he's like perks on soda. He says perks on a
Speaker 1: word with a B and I didn't know what it was,
Speaker 1: so I thought I was hearing it wrong or it
Speaker 1: was some kind of street slang. I then, after I
Speaker 1: got the clip before we're playing it today, I did
Speaker 1: figure out what it was, and I googled it and
Speaker 1: I feel silly for not knowing, But did you know
Speaker 1: what it was? Play the clip and uh, it sounds
Speaker 1: like a character from Star Wars? But go ahead, what
Speaker 1: if we add a side of French? Are you dancing now?
Speaker 1: How about parks on boba but not perks on boba? Yeah,
Speaker 1: perks on boba. You know perks on boba means Okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't either. I don't know how boba was. Is
Speaker 1: that a Is that a certain dialect from a different
Speaker 1: part of the country or something that we're not familiar with. No,
Speaker 1: So that was like perks on boba? What is perks
Speaker 1: on boba. So I would think in a commercial you
Speaker 1: should be talking about mainstream products, right, like you know, like,
Speaker 1: is it boboly bread? No, that's not it. What is
Speaker 1: is an Indian dish? Yeah? Well, now that I know
Speaker 1: what he's saying. Right now, people are screaming at their
Speaker 1: phones go against boba. It's it's it's a It's a
Speaker 1: word used for bubble tea. Oh okay, I didn't know that. Okay,
Speaker 1: so if the K pop crowd is listening, then I
Speaker 1: think Japanese people have bubble tea also, But I right,
Speaker 1: so I didn't know it. Well, it's it's an Asian thing,
Speaker 1: completely bubble, so it's boba. So it was so he
Speaker 1: probably should have used the word bubble tea in the commercial.
Speaker 1: Then I would have understood it. But I didn't know
Speaker 1: what boba is. I do now. Guess what I was today,
Speaker 1: years old when I found out what bob Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I didn't know either. Yeah, okay, good, we learned something today,
Speaker 1: and then so did half of our audience. The other
Speaker 1: half yelling at us, yelling at us what frank And
Speaker 1: said and Mr God damn it. Yeah, you're putting boba
Speaker 1: in the same category as the three wise men gifts
Speaker 1: to the Baby Jesus. Same shit, Frank and sense Boba,
Speaker 1: same thing. See you didn't know that you knew the
Speaker 1: other one. Come on, now I learned Boba. Alright, alright,
Speaker 1: and uh I know Bob Boba Fett. That's what I
Speaker 1: had a Star Wars character. I'm like, oh, I get
Speaker 1: I get perks on Boba Fett. Yeah, alright, now, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I can't take credit for their but you will. No. Well,
Speaker 1: now I'll tell you who who that's a clip of.
Speaker 1: So there's a radio show here in New York that
Speaker 1: I absolutely love, Carton and Roberts. If you know them,
Speaker 1: tell him. I said, Hi. They do sports talk radio
Speaker 1: here in New York, and they veer off a little
Speaker 1: bit occasionally from sports and do it like what we
Speaker 1: do another dudo that veers off from what they're talking about. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: well you're talking about that cause I mentioned a podcast
Speaker 1: that I was pissed at a little bit. So I
Speaker 1: think we should bring that up right out of this.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about those two guys. So they were what
Speaker 1: they do is So there's a guy on the Yankee
Speaker 1: radio announcer team named John Sterling is a very famous voice.
Speaker 1: He's done national stuff too. Yeah, he's the guy who
Speaker 1: has a nickname for every guy who hits a home run. Right,
Speaker 1: So uh, like he'll do um, like if it was
Speaker 1: Pete Alonso, it's a gonzo from Alonzo? Is it a
Speaker 1: bomb from a rod? He's always and some of them
Speaker 1: are stretches, you know, it's like you're like, oh my god. Really,
Speaker 1: so he sometimes he doesn't see the ball and uh
Speaker 1: because he's like eighty and he'll sometimes like say, it's
Speaker 1: a fly ball to the outfite, Oh it's a home run, right,
Speaker 1: because he gets all excited. It's going back, it's far,
Speaker 1: it's deep, it's caught. And so last week, because the
Speaker 1: the the announcers, if you don't know this, are not
Speaker 1: traveling with the teams if it's an away game, they're
Speaker 1: watching it in the local stadium in this case, Yankee
Speaker 1: Stadium on TV monitors because they're not flying to the
Speaker 1: other city COVID reasons, right. The Mets announcers the same thing,
Speaker 1: So they're not flying with the team for safety reasons.
Speaker 1: That's most announcers can't swear all of them, right, So
Speaker 1: they're watching TV monitors. So last week, uh, a player
Speaker 1: on the Yankees had a home run, let's say, on
Speaker 1: a Wednesday, and he hit another home run against the
Speaker 1: same relief picture the next day. I think the details
Speaker 1: are fuzzy, but he goes, oh, it's another home run
Speaker 1: for so and so. Oh wait a minute, that's yesterday, right,
Speaker 1: and so his callost that that's that's today. So he's
Speaker 1: doing a commercial for guacamole now. Carton and Roberts spent
Speaker 1: twenty five minutes of hilarious radio making fun of this commercial,
Speaker 1: ready read by the sports guy off of the Yankees
Speaker 1: radio networks, John Sterling, the man who sometimes doesn't see
Speaker 1: what the ball is. Okay, here's his red for guacamole's
Speaker 1: last night and I had some homemade Guatemali guacamole. He does,
Speaker 1: he does, Hey, Guacamali lovers, and this is your chance
Speaker 1: to hit a Guawcoff home run with some delicious, one
Speaker 1: fresh guacamole at the Avocados from Mexico guac carts. They're
Speaker 1: located around the stadium. Drew, let's just follow back the
Speaker 1: count one on one. I have not run into a
Speaker 1: guawk cart yet, but okay, so they're make it fun
Speaker 1: of it. So So so you're listening to a radio
Speaker 1: show within a radio show, right. So the two guys
Speaker 1: are commentating on the third they're making fun of the
Speaker 1: guy works on their own station. Right. It's then playing
Speaker 1: the clip, right, then I must playing the clip of
Speaker 1: the play that part again, though if I just just
Speaker 1: that part, you gotta zip ahead a little bit. I
Speaker 1: can't do that. Okay, Hey guacka Molly lovers off home run. Right.
Speaker 1: So they spent the next half hour talking about walking off,
Speaker 1: walking off. And by the way, we would do the
Speaker 1: same thing, right. I don't want to give them credit
Speaker 1: because props. Yeah, because you were twelve year old boys.
Speaker 1: For twenty minutes. It was fantasic. Craig Carton, Craig Evan Robertson, Creig,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. Dad would listen just for that. I texted
Speaker 1: Joy said, put it on right now. And here's the thing.
Speaker 1: This guy, like I said, he's sent late seventies, early eighties,
Speaker 1: whatever it is. He's legend very talented manager. He called
Speaker 1: all the Yankees famous world series. In the thing about
Speaker 1: John Sterling, john Sterling is not going into a studio
Speaker 1: and recording that and editing it and putting music under
Speaker 1: it himself. He's doing it live, right, He's doing it live.
Speaker 1: So so nobody stopped him, right nobody? No. I guess
Speaker 1: maybe they nudged him in the middle because he said
Speaker 1: it right the second time. But how do you not
Speaker 1: know guacamole. You don't have to eat it to know
Speaker 1: guacamally Anyway, I want to give them props. I'm gonna say, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: you're right, Okay, we good? No no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're fine, we are We're good. Uh there. I was
Speaker 1: going to comment on him from the night. Never mind,
Speaker 1: We're not gonna go on without him. He's he's a
Speaker 1: he's a lovable man and he is we've made mistakes
Speaker 1: before as well. It could have been a typo on
Speaker 1: on the sheets. Okay. Also, yes, another little piece of sound.
Speaker 1: This is funny because uh the Jersey kid, you know,
Speaker 1: Jersey kid Greg T Farmer. Uh yeah, member of our
Speaker 1: morning show? Yeah yeah? Is this my clip? Your clip?
Speaker 1: Und I've sound? I have said, no, this is nothing
Speaker 1: to do. This is a mother and old Mother's day
Speaker 1: clip that he reminded me of. He was like, scary, scary.
Speaker 1: You should you guys should play that on your on
Speaker 1: your podcast, and I'm like, I didn't approve this. Well,
Speaker 1: you don't have to approve it. It's okay, it's fine,
Speaker 1: it's nothing, has nothing to do with the Jersey kid.
Speaker 1: He reminded me of it. It's Mother's Day coming up,
Speaker 1: and it always brings to mind our old friend Vinnie
Speaker 1: d Vingo. Remember that Mother's wrote him. Yes, yes, I
Speaker 1: was gonna surprise you with this. Come on, okay, So
Speaker 1: let me give the backstory. So, first of all, vinnyd
Speaker 1: Vingo is was the Uncle Johnny of his time, Yeah,
Speaker 1: except with a mob flair from the streets of Newark,
Speaker 1: New Jersey. Will you breaking kneecaps? You know he's really
Speaker 1: he wouldn't. Yeah, I think he did. I think he
Speaker 1: served some time knee over there. And he was a
Speaker 1: listener of our show and real character when he called in,
Speaker 1: and we started having him on the show, and so
Speaker 1: we would utilize him for stick yeah, for bids. So
Speaker 1: I wrote a Mother's Day poem for him, and then
Speaker 1: Scary and I went through the old record collection, legitimate
Speaker 1: old records at the Radio sy and found one old
Speaker 1: album of instrumentals where it sounded like you could put
Speaker 1: it under a poem and we produced this together. We
Speaker 1: got a long time ago. Vinny is still alive, but
Speaker 1: he's just not part of our show anymore. But he
Speaker 1: was sort of like the Wunco Johnny flies in once
Speaker 1: every other week whatever, like he comes on and like
Speaker 1: you call him. We would go, like, Vinny, what's your
Speaker 1: take on this? I want to shout out the Jersey
Speaker 1: kid Greg t because he reminded me of this existence,
Speaker 1: because you guys should play that. And I'm like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna get it. So I grabbed it,
Speaker 1: I found it, dusted it off, And this is Vinny
Speaker 1: de Vingo's song about his mother, Right, I'm gonna pay,
Speaker 1: And is for the many times she hit me. I
Speaker 1: still got Bruce. All means I wish I wasn't often.
Speaker 1: T is for my terrible childhood. H is for the
Speaker 1: hamster that she killed I'll never forget. It's for the
Speaker 1: a's she couldn't cook, right she still not are. It's
Speaker 1: for the rotten things she called me. I get you,
Speaker 1: I get you at fist for the fat but that
Speaker 1: my ma has you is for the ugly clothes I wore.
Speaker 1: She is for Okay, that's yeah. Elvis got very very
Speaker 1: very panicky. He's like, see what what what's he's spelling? Anyway,
Speaker 1: I thought I would pull that out. If you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You know that's good stuff. Anyway, Benny
Speaker 1: de Vino, we love you, We miss you whoever you are,
Speaker 1: you know, and happy Mother's Day all the mothers out
Speaker 1: there you would need. I don't know what you're doing
Speaker 1: for Mother's Day, but I'm taking my mom out for
Speaker 1: for some food. She finally caved in, Brody. She goes,
Speaker 1: you know, all these years you asked me to go
Speaker 1: to restaurants and I always want to cook. This year,
Speaker 1: I'll do whatever you want, which means she's coming around.
Speaker 1: She's like, you know what, she's I'm old. We just
Speaker 1: had a holiday here at the house. I don't want
Speaker 1: to clean up fuck it. So, for the first time
Speaker 1: in like forever, my mom is allowing us to take
Speaker 1: the kids, my my sister Jennifer, my brother Stephen, and
Speaker 1: the whole family out for Mother's Day lunch on Sunday.
Speaker 1: How great is that? That's very cool? So so shout
Speaker 1: out to mom for Mother's Day. What about you, Brodie,
Speaker 1: We're gonna be visiting Mom at her house I've asked
Speaker 1: her what she wants food wise. Uh, I figured i'd
Speaker 1: make a trip maybe to Brooklyn if she's got so
Speaker 1: she's she's put together a list. It's the time to
Speaker 1: spoil mom. Anything you want, any food, you let me know.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter expensive, location, whatever, Uh, you'll get it.
Speaker 1: So she's gonna put together a list of a couple
Speaker 1: of things that she hasn't had since she left Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: Maybe some pizza, some Italian foods for Chinese, so whatever
Speaker 1: she wants. I told her last night, get the list
Speaker 1: ready for me. I'm spending my Friday shopping so because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see her over the weekend, I said that
Speaker 1: Friday is my day, so I may I made me
Speaker 1: a Brooklyn run on Friday, having decided. You know, it
Speaker 1: depends on her. Whatever she tells me to do. Good.
Speaker 1: That's if I'm still alive. What are you talking about? Well?
Speaker 1: I mentioned last week that the uh, the guy who
Speaker 1: directs traffic at my daughter's school is trying to kill me.
Speaker 1: I said I would talk about that this week, so
Speaker 1: if you'll indulge me. Um. So, Uh, the school has
Speaker 1: an entrance, right, and so it's it's down a hill
Speaker 1: so the there's a down on the so there's one
Speaker 1: lane down and one lane up normally, but when it's
Speaker 1: pickup time after school, both lanes are used to go down.
Speaker 1: You follow me so far, okay. So I come from
Speaker 1: the north, and so I turned into the left of
Speaker 1: the two lanes, which is normally an up lane, and
Speaker 1: there's a line coming from the south. They turn into
Speaker 1: the normal down lane right, which is the lane closer
Speaker 1: to them. Okay. The road on my side, why coming
Speaker 1: from the north, which means I'm going south, has a
Speaker 1: turning lane, so the cars line up in the turning
Speaker 1: lane to turn left into the left lane to go
Speaker 1: down the hill to the school, and the oncoming traffic,
Speaker 1: which is driving north from the south, has the right
Speaker 1: lane of cars lined up to go into the lane
Speaker 1: to go down the hill, and the left lane of
Speaker 1: the oncoming traffic is people that have nothing to do
Speaker 1: with to school. They're just driving by. Right, So the
Speaker 1: cars that are coming north at me are going past
Speaker 1: the cars to their right in the right lane, and
Speaker 1: they're driving north to where like where I came from. Right, okay,
Speaker 1: So I can't make a left into the hill into
Speaker 1: the parking lot entranceway until I make sure that there's
Speaker 1: no cars coming at me. Does that make sense? Okay?
Speaker 1: So Hector stands at the at the at the top
Speaker 1: of the hill, waving cars on when they can turn
Speaker 1: into the double the double lanes and the double lanes
Speaker 1: have a divider because again, normally one's up ones down.
Speaker 1: There's like a little island between the right. So I
Speaker 1: have to wait my turn, and when I'm the next car,
Speaker 1: I make a left into my lane to go down
Speaker 1: the hill. Well, Hector can only see when there's enough
Speaker 1: room at the top of the hill for me to fit.
Speaker 1: He can't see the oncoming traffic that I can see
Speaker 1: because he's he's um. He's looking at the line of
Speaker 1: cars in the right lane coming at him. He can't
Speaker 1: see the cars in the other lane that I can
Speaker 1: clearly see. So he stands there and he goes, all right,
Speaker 1: let's go, and he waves me. If I were to
Speaker 1: go and he waved me, I'd be dead. So every
Speaker 1: day he's giving you, he's giving you wrong instructions. He's
Speaker 1: he's actually trying to incite a crash. Right, So every day, go, Hector,
Speaker 1: this car is coming. Oh. Every day he's waving me go,
Speaker 1: let's go. Let's going like the wind up wave, like
Speaker 1: the circles. But come on, come on, come on, come on.
Speaker 1: He's not saying to me like go when you're ready.
Speaker 1: He's gonna come on, let's go, let's go, because he
Speaker 1: wants to keep the cars moving. Me. Well, there's a
Speaker 1: fucking truck coming today at me, which was worse than
Speaker 1: last week when I was upset that there was three cars.
Speaker 1: There's a truck coming that he doesn't see. He wants
Speaker 1: me to turn and make a left. Thank God, you
Speaker 1: can make your independent decisions and that you're not just
Speaker 1: a sheep and you follow everything. Every day. I pick
Speaker 1: her up three or four day times a week, and
Speaker 1: every freaking time he does the wave. If I had,
Speaker 1: I don't even look at him now. I just fucking
Speaker 1: go when I want. I just go when I can.
Speaker 1: He is an obstacle on the road and you don't
Speaker 1: pay any mind. Yeah, it's like, um, it's like when
Speaker 1: you're like the people that stand there when it's like
Speaker 1: construction and they wave you to keep going. You know
Speaker 1: that That's what I'd be doing. Yeah, you're not keep going? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the flag it got worse today. So today I make
Speaker 1: it down the hill alive, right, no thanks to And
Speaker 1: so you go down the hill, you make a right,
Speaker 1: and then you make a left. At the front of
Speaker 1: the school. If your kid is there and they're not looking,
Speaker 1: the kid can jump in fast right because they don't
Speaker 1: want you to stop in front of the school. But
Speaker 1: if the cars are blocking, like like bottlenecking, then your
Speaker 1: kid can jump in quick. Okay. So today I pull
Speaker 1: up and and my kid hasn't come out yet. So
Speaker 1: I'm I'm driving along the front of the school, and
Speaker 1: my option is make a left into the middle row
Speaker 1: of parking or keep going to the second row of parking.
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to stay along in the front of
Speaker 1: the school, hoping she'll come out any second. Okay. So
Speaker 1: I I get to the end of the school, my
Speaker 1: option is to make a left right into the lane
Speaker 1: of the parking lot. There's a school on my right.
Speaker 1: There's a wall in front of me, so I have
Speaker 1: to make a left. There is a woman standing there
Speaker 1: with glasses, red hair with glasses, and she's waving me
Speaker 1: to go left. It's my only option is to go
Speaker 1: left left or to hit her. Go left, young man, left,
Speaker 1: young man. So I guess she went to the same
Speaker 1: school as hector in in car directionals because she's waiving
Speaker 1: me like, go there, go there, obvious directions. So so
Speaker 1: I wrote down my window. I said, Um, what's my
Speaker 1: other option? She looked at she's what do you mean?
Speaker 1: I go, Well, if you're telling me to go left,
Speaker 1: what else could I have done? She just looked at me.
Speaker 1: She's like, I h she must have thought you were
Speaker 1: an asshole. She's like, fucking Larry David over here? What
Speaker 1: else am I gonna do? Driving? By the way, speaking
Speaker 1: of Larry David, my cousin John, he's a comedy writer.
Speaker 1: He was writing comedy before I was writing comedy and uh,
Speaker 1: in fact, he was part of my inspiration to seeing
Speaker 1: that he could do it that I decided to attempt
Speaker 1: it right. So he lives out in California. He's written
Speaker 1: for a lot of TV shows, a lot of them.
Speaker 1: Wrote for Bill Maher, he wrote for Penn and Teller.
Speaker 1: He's written for a lot of a lot of big
Speaker 1: TV shows. So we're talking about something and I mentioned
Speaker 1: Curb Your Enthusiasm as oh, I wrote a bunch of
Speaker 1: stuff for them. So what he says, Yeah, I wrote
Speaker 1: I wrote stories for them for the show. What what
Speaker 1: what do you mean you wrote for the show? How
Speaker 1: do you not tell me this? You're my cousin? He's
Speaker 1: it was you know, there was no So I said,
Speaker 1: what what what? What? What are you talking about? What
Speaker 1: did you write for him? So he said, well, you
Speaker 1: know we had the same agent. I So I went
Speaker 1: to a pitch meeting. He would have a pitch meetings
Speaker 1: every year, every couple of months whatever. I sat in
Speaker 1: a room and I gave him stories and they they
Speaker 1: ended up in the show. I said, how do you
Speaker 1: not tell me that you're my cousin? Like, but both
Speaker 1: comedy writers, are you not? He started running down a
Speaker 1: couple of them. So I'm gonna give you just one.
Speaker 1: And I think I think we were we know what
Speaker 1: we were talking about. We were talking about charities that
Speaker 1: pissed me off. Yeah, Like like when a company says,
Speaker 1: for every milkshake you buy, will donate a dollar up
Speaker 1: to five million dollars such a charity. Hey, you know what,
Speaker 1: they're gonna donate the five million anyway, just donate the
Speaker 1: five million. You're a billion dollar company. Don't make me
Speaker 1: get fat on your milkshakes for every dollar milkshake I
Speaker 1: buy you get just dontate the money. Well they got
Speaker 1: a profit. They're gonna make some profit off of you
Speaker 1: at the same time, right, and then and then like
Speaker 1: you know what you want to donate money to? Uh cancer,
Speaker 1: don't make me walk, just don't make the money. So
Speaker 1: do so he wrote a bit where um a super
Speaker 1: Dave Osborne who plays um funk funk Houser Larry David
Speaker 1: Freend He died last year, but funk Housers like the
Speaker 1: Greg t of the show, right, the putsy guy, the clown,
Speaker 1: the funny guy. So he would always get into So
Speaker 1: he he got Larry to give him money to go
Speaker 1: walk in a walkathon. And then Larry sees him like
Speaker 1: in a restaurant that day and he's hanging out. He
Speaker 1: didn't do the walk so Larry David goes, I want
Speaker 1: my money back. He didn't walk. He goes, why do
Speaker 1: you want your money back? It was for a charity,
Speaker 1: he was, I paid you to walk. He has he
Speaker 1: paid me for the money for the charity. So that
Speaker 1: was the bit that my cousin's remember that EPISODEZ I
Speaker 1: like that. The point is I feel like, especially at
Speaker 1: the weather is getting nicer right, listen, raising money, being
Speaker 1: on a team, it's great, camaraderie, it's great if you
Speaker 1: do that. Great. I'm not saying you shouldn't. I'm just
Speaker 1: speaking for me now. If you want to donate money
Speaker 1: to a cause on my behalf, please just donate the money.
Speaker 1: Don't make me walk for it. Just donate the money,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, But there's this. The thing is when
Speaker 1: you you have an event like that and everybody's being
Speaker 1: put together, people get to talk, they network, want to
Speaker 1: get to discuss if it's like a problem, if it's
Speaker 1: like an issue or a disease or something or no.
Speaker 1: It brings everybody together and it gets everybody like kind.
Speaker 1: They have stories and families and scared. I've done it,
Speaker 1: I know. But I'm just giving you the other side
Speaker 1: of it. That's a no, no, no, no no. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying that people shouldn't do the walks. I'm saying
Speaker 1: for me. Okay, for you, I'm saying, don't ask me
Speaker 1: to walk, just give the money to the charity. That's
Speaker 1: all for me. I've done walks. I've done five k's,
Speaker 1: I've done two point five k's. I've done it all right,
Speaker 1: I've done really for life for twenty four hours where
Speaker 1: your team walks around a track at at a college.
Speaker 1: I've done three of those, so we're not going to
Speaker 1: be doing the Brooklyn Boys March of Dimes. Uh no,
Speaker 1: that's well, that's a different thing. But that's not a
Speaker 1: walker though, well as it could. All right, whatever, don't
Speaker 1: make me walk, is what I'm saying. Just give them listen.
Speaker 1: Don't make Brody walk. Okay, that's what I'm saying. With
Speaker 1: Brodie and Scary. You crack me up, man, Uh, you
Speaker 1: know it is, it is, it is. Um. So last
Speaker 1: Friday night, man, I've been eating a lot lately. I
Speaker 1: went down the Jersey Shore to Asbury Park check out
Speaker 1: this Asian fusion spot and um, we talked about this
Speaker 1: a little bit on the air actually on Monday. A
Speaker 1: lot of things I talked about I end up end
Speaker 1: up on the air, but they're meant for this podcast,
Speaker 1: but I get to expand on them here, right. Um.
Speaker 1: I thought it was fascinating that in the room next
Speaker 1: door there was like this private room happening with a DJ,
Speaker 1: and room was loud and crazy and they would have
Speaker 1: like a seventies team party with wigs and I asked
Speaker 1: that my friend who on the real political party. Nobody's
Speaker 1: getting that joke. Sorry, go ahead, Frank Sinissem said, And
Speaker 1: I said, hey, what's going on next store? And like, oh, dude,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. It's an insane party. It's an annulment party.
Speaker 1: An annulment party. A woman was celebrating an annulment, but
Speaker 1: a noument from her husband. But it gets better. The
Speaker 1: plot twist. The husband was caught with five wives. He
Speaker 1: had five wives. He had, not nine lives. Is not
Speaker 1: a cat five wives. He was caught, They exposed and
Speaker 1: uncovered that he had five different relationships with five different
Speaker 1: women that he was married to with children. So I'm
Speaker 1: sitting here thinking, like, is that something you want to
Speaker 1: celebrate and admit to? I know you want to celebrate
Speaker 1: who divorce? It was? Was he? How stereotyping? Was he
Speaker 1: a Mormon? Where that? No? No, no, this was not Mormons?
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, I don't know. I don't know, Brodie,
Speaker 1: but don't answer. There is no no, Brodie, I'm telling
Speaker 1: you that. And what do you one day a week.
Speaker 1: The reason for the unknown mint was because this was unearthed. Okay,
Speaker 1: but with the other five women cool with it, and
Speaker 1: then the sixth one wasn't who knows? But how did
Speaker 1: you not? I can't. You can't ruggle five wives and
Speaker 1: five families. You can't. Maybe too if you're incredible, But
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. How do you?
Speaker 1: But my my larger point is aren't you embarrassed that
Speaker 1: you were fooled than the wolves pulled over your eyes?
Speaker 1: How do you not know what he's never home, that
Speaker 1: he's in five of the relationships at the same damn time. Look,
Speaker 1: I understand you don't know your spouse is cheating on you.
Speaker 1: Times it could happen. Yeah, but they come home and
Speaker 1: even if your husband said you your spouse, I should
Speaker 1: say your your partner says, oh, I'm working in Europe
Speaker 1: for a week. I'm working in here for a week.
Speaker 1: I travel a lot on business for a week. So
Speaker 1: do you just do like one week in Oklahoma and
Speaker 1: then go back and travel and do one week with
Speaker 1: your family? And like, how do you keep tracking? If
Speaker 1: I were the kids and beginning days, if I was
Speaker 1: beginning to understand this, I would have to uh say
Speaker 1: that he was a traveler by nature, that he travels
Speaker 1: for business, right, So that's ignored by nature, apparently not
Speaker 1: because I hate you. Right, but he's down with he's
Speaker 1: down with ol pps's down with. My guess is he's
Speaker 1: very oh oh oh p uh. You know. I also
Speaker 1: think that he might be extremely wealthy because he may
Speaker 1: have to be. You'd have to be support all those wives,
Speaker 1: unless it was five poor families, because he has to
Speaker 1: you have to at least have an apartment, rental or
Speaker 1: a house with them. Right. And then further more, different
Speaker 1: phone lines for different phone numbers. Right, you got different
Speaker 1: five different, five different lines you can't have. What do
Speaker 1: you do if you have two kids from two different
Speaker 1: wives with the same birthday? How do you handle that
Speaker 1: daytime birthday party, nighttime birthday party? Dude? I don't know. Okay,
Speaker 1: so here's here's my question. Who is that more offensive
Speaker 1: to you or me? And I'll say his why you
Speaker 1: never want to get married? Right? That for the most part,
Speaker 1: right now, your mind is not into getting mad that
Speaker 1: your mind is right now, So you I can I
Speaker 1: I see you going. You can't fathom one marriage right
Speaker 1: now in your life, let alone five. However, I'm actually
Speaker 1: married with kids. I don't want five times this? You
Speaker 1: don't even want this. No, No, I'm happy with this.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is, I know what being married is.
Speaker 1: I know what bills are, and college tuition and and
Speaker 1: driving and feeding and and cleaning up your room. And
Speaker 1: if you are an eight figure guy, I got one figure.
Speaker 1: I'm not happy with it. If you were an eight
Speaker 1: figure guy, then maybe you could find a way to
Speaker 1: do it. Or or do you think that these people
Speaker 1: turn These women turn their heads and they don't look.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Some of them rich where they don't
Speaker 1: need the money. I know, I don't know. I know
Speaker 1: nothing more than this statement I gave you. I gotta
Speaker 1: feel like two of them know about each other. I
Speaker 1: gotta feel like there's some harmony there where he's like
Speaker 1: two of them a secret, but two of them know
Speaker 1: each other that they But here's what I don't get.
Speaker 1: I understand the sex thing. You want to have sex
Speaker 1: in every town you go to, whatever? I get it.
Speaker 1: Do you need five different wives to have sex with you?
Speaker 1: Like okay? If you're having't like okay? Remember was it
Speaker 1: Big Lie, Big Liars? Big What was the show Big Love?
Speaker 1: Big Love? Yeah, Big Love? So the there was all
Speaker 1: polygamists in Utah. Whatever they right, Okay, this guy bought
Speaker 1: like three houses connected to each other, so he would
Speaker 1: just go for like from one house to the next,
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna sleep with Mary on Monday and that
Speaker 1: family and I'll be next door to other family and uh.
Speaker 1: I think there may have been a couple episodes where
Speaker 1: two wives were involved. Like if you can get multiple
Speaker 1: wives and that's your thing, I get it, right, But
Speaker 1: if you've got to travel to to like uh, Montana
Speaker 1: to have sex with a different wife and but to
Speaker 1: keep this whole lie up, that's a lot of drama
Speaker 1: for then, like do you tell one woman you don't
Speaker 1: want kids, then you have kids with the other woman?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, it's crazy. It gets sticky, and then you
Speaker 1: end up in the hospital. They're all gonna want to
Speaker 1: come see you. If you remember the guy, Remember the guy?
Speaker 1: Um everyone knows this story. I would think if you remember,
Speaker 1: it was maybe five seven years ago in a Latin
Speaker 1: American country, I don't remember which one, doesn't matter where
Speaker 1: the these miners got trapped in a hole for like
Speaker 1: two months. I remember the story specifically where one woman
Speaker 1: said that's my boyfriend then there and the other woman
Speaker 1: was like no, that's my husband. So and then they
Speaker 1: were waiting for him to come up, and there was
Speaker 1: this whole drama like, oh my god, when this guy,
Speaker 1: this guy really want to be rescued at this point,
Speaker 1: but he just want to die. No idea. What was
Speaker 1: waiting for you? Right? He had no clue he came up.
Speaker 1: Who knows how he was tread you can't. You can't
Speaker 1: have two women in the same town, Like that's you
Speaker 1: shouldn't have two women. I shouldn't cheat on it, you know.
Speaker 1: But anyway, if you're gonna do it, do it Like
Speaker 1: the guy with the five wives. They had to be
Speaker 1: some separation, right, But again, I don't understand is that
Speaker 1: something to be proud of you? I mean, I understand
Speaker 1: you're trying to do at a moment party, but is
Speaker 1: it I would just skulk away. I would just keep
Speaker 1: it quiet. Yeah, because it's like I was half I
Speaker 1: was had times five, so people will be looking at
Speaker 1: me like how did you not know? So anyway, I
Speaker 1: thought that was kind of funny. That was my Friday
Speaker 1: night Brodie. Alright, that was my Frienday, all right, I've
Speaker 1: got some some mail, do we And then I want
Speaker 1: to talk about my my Chipotle experience and then we'll
Speaker 1: get out of here. Talk that change like it's mail time. Welcome,
Speaker 1: You've got mail. You can always emails at the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. All right, we got
Speaker 1: a Slice app, grammar police and free dessert. I want
Speaker 1: to let you guys know I tried Slice last night.
Speaker 1: Loved it. It made it very easy for me to
Speaker 1: try a local place I hadn't tried before. Definitely will
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Speaker 1: don't know what that that. I ever would have heard
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Speaker 1: Um anyway, grammar police, there's no punctuation on one and
Speaker 1: completely wrong word on the other. Um, there's a sign
Speaker 1: up at a fast food restaurant in the state of Ohio.
Speaker 1: You are required to wear a mask. You will not
Speaker 1: be served if you do not wear one. We have
Speaker 1: the right to refuse service as you have the right
Speaker 1: to not wear one. Oh all the dude, all lowercase,
Speaker 1: no punctuation, terrible and then a space before the exclamation point.
Speaker 1: Why do you know it's the exclamation point is always
Speaker 1: attached to the last letter, you don't put a space there.
Speaker 1: That's terrible anyway, and then finally shout out to webber Grill.
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Speaker 1: but sent a free charcoal starter chimney without me even asking.
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Speaker 1: Love you guys. Um, alright, cool. So that that's one email.
Speaker 1: Then we have har Haas sohall uh oh har Haas writes, Hey,
Speaker 1: how y'all doing. I've just started to really listen to
Speaker 1: all episodes love that and it's amazing. I've forgotten a
Speaker 1: lot of the rants and stories and it's like a
Speaker 1: brand new episode for me every time. I'm not from Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: but listening to you guys, I definitely feel like I'm there.
Speaker 1: I'm I've been using all of the Brooklyn is ms
Speaker 1: you guys say on the show. Thank you for always
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Speaker 1: I love They just want us to see this, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna forward onto you. Alright, So Episode one seventy
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Speaker 1: hate the saying. I was today years old, but you
Speaker 1: blew my mind with the wheelbarrow forty eight years I
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Speaker 1: Searched engine is smart enough. Their search engine is smart
Speaker 1: enough to search wheel barrow when you type wheel barrel accidentally.
Speaker 1: Thank you for dropping some knowledge on me, Brodie. Have
Speaker 1: you seen the DC Marvel co exists sign yet? Slice
Speaker 1: for Life? Fernando? Alright, I don't. I don't think they
Speaker 1: should co exist, but I can't wait to see the sign.
Speaker 1: By the way, the Marvel trailer for UH Phase four, Oh,
Speaker 1: I teared up like a baby, like a little bit.
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Speaker 1: I do want to say, though, that people who used
Speaker 1: slice and saved five dollars and sent me pictures of
Speaker 1: the pizza they bought. I did put it in my
Speaker 1: instant story this week. I hope you guys saw it.
Speaker 1: I didn't have a chance to tag every single one
Speaker 1: of you. Uh, but I do want to thank all
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Speaker 1: a screenshot from last night's Wheel of Fortune. Yes, I
Speaker 1: saw that puzzle. Now you remember a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: ago I posted, um, the a t M machine fiasco
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Speaker 1: t M as what type of machine? A t M? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a t M. No no. So last night was
Speaker 1: a crossword puzzle, so it's like, uh, four interconnecting words,
Speaker 1: and it was blank number so it was phone number,
Speaker 1: even number, wrong number and pin ah. So terribly did
Speaker 1: eight people send it to me? Thank you eight people. Um.
Speaker 1: I went and looked at the Wheel of Fortune account
Speaker 1: on Twitter, and I looked at their acts, the people
Speaker 1: writing them, oh they got shipped on, Oh they got
Speaker 1: they got destroyed, with people saying pen numbers redundant, pen
Speaker 1: numbers are done. So shout out to all of the
Speaker 1: slices that were quick to pounce on that ship. That
Speaker 1: is some bad ship. I do want to I want
Speaker 1: to just attack somebody real quick. Who I follow on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I like them very much, but they were they were
Speaker 1: They did a post about the quarantine and how they've
Speaker 1: they've been in the house for a long time. Still
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Speaker 1: time is it? Even? Yeah? What even time is that?
Speaker 1: It would be right? What time is it? What time
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Speaker 1: But I see what they were trying to do anyway.
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Speaker 1: Y Slice for Life and a true Florida fat boy.
Speaker 1: So I added some pictures of what I posted on
Speaker 1: both of your Instagram pages about of my socks. Here's
Speaker 1: the story. Been having a rough week and this made
Speaker 1: me smile a bit. So I'm taking a it after
Speaker 1: a long day and realize that not only are my
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Speaker 1: i'd ask Brody in this is this irony coincidence or
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Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck as you if you use
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Speaker 1: sent us a picture of herself wearing a Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: F You Ape seventy seven shirt in front of a
Speaker 1: mirror so we could see the back where it says
Speaker 1: F you A seventy seven. So we love that repping
Speaker 1: my guys the Brooklyn Boys on Instagram love that. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I want to tell you about what happened to
Speaker 1: me with the whole Chipotle experience in the past couple
Speaker 1: of weeks. If I might have my music ready scary.
Speaker 1: So a couple of weeks ago, I went to Chippotle
Speaker 1: and I ordered two things from my kids, right, and
Speaker 1: one of them I think I mentioned this where I
Speaker 1: couldn't get the case of Dilla, the cheese case because
Speaker 1: it's online only. Right. Did I talk about the managers
Speaker 1: wouldn't give me credit? Yep, I did. Okay, they wouldn't
Speaker 1: tell me their names. Okay, So unrelated to that, I
Speaker 1: go there yesterday to pick up food. I didn't use
Speaker 1: the app because I was driving and I was already
Speaker 1: close by. Says like, I'll just running and grab food.
Speaker 1: I get there. And there's a sign in the window
Speaker 1: that says digital only today. Now do you know what
Speaker 1: digital only means? To me? It means credit cards only, right,
Speaker 1: We're currently all digital. Turns out, digital means you have
Speaker 1: to use the app. Now, I think maybe a sign
Speaker 1: that says that means they're not even taking credit cards.
Speaker 1: You've gotta do everything in app. That means you gotta
Speaker 1: have your credit card attach to your app, right right, Well,
Speaker 1: it would be great if the sign said must order
Speaker 1: through app. I mean, that would be the smart thing
Speaker 1: to write. But I feel like this is gonna be
Speaker 1: a problem. Okay, so I'm gonna tell you. I want
Speaker 1: to just backtrack for a second. I had a bad experience.
Speaker 1: So after that, way, do you not have a bad experience? Well,
Speaker 1: I have good experiences sometimes, but this was a bad one.
Speaker 1: So I had such a bad experience, I tweeted at Chipotle.
Speaker 1: At Chipotle tweets, I said, horrible customer service experience, no
Speaker 1: help from a store manager, no customer service phone number
Speaker 1: to call. They don't have a phone number. So I
Speaker 1: tweeted them, and I went to their website and I
Speaker 1: filled out a form with what was wrong. I did
Speaker 1: both and now I did the website. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: about that later. Anyway, the reason I'm bringing this up
Speaker 1: Chippotle tweets wrote me back immediately and said, sorry to
Speaker 1: hear this. Can you please d ms more details so
Speaker 1: we can help, And then they put the link to
Speaker 1: the d M as if I can't figure out how
Speaker 1: to d M them. So okay, but here's what I
Speaker 1: want to mention before I tell you what happened in Chipotle.
Speaker 1: Some guy named fake fake Kenny Cooper. I don't know
Speaker 1: Kenny Cooper is I guess fake Kenny Cooper is supposed
Speaker 1: to be funny. I don't tweet me. I don't care
Speaker 1: Kenny Cooper. Well, the real Kenny Cooper please stands, stand up,
Speaker 1: so he writes. He writes back to me and Chippotle,
Speaker 1: why can't you discuss publicly? Seems you want to control
Speaker 1: the narrative? So why is he jumping in on my ship? Right?
Speaker 1: Will you bribe? Bribe them for their silence? Here's a
Speaker 1: seven dollar gift card, go away. Why do they need
Speaker 1: to contact you directly? Why can't you just respond openly
Speaker 1: and transparently onto here? What are you hiding Chippotle? So
Speaker 1: I went and looked at his Twitter. His whole fucking
Speaker 1: life is yelling at companies. Sound familiar. I'm familiar. I
Speaker 1: was about to say, okay, but that's what he's doing.
Speaker 1: He so he So I wrote back to him, and
Speaker 1: I said, hey, man, I can fight my own fights,
Speaker 1: trust me. Like that's the understatement of the year, by
Speaker 1: the way. I said, I don't need your help. Do
Speaker 1: me a favor. Go find something better to do than
Speaker 1: attack companies that I'm attacking right like I'm punching them.
Speaker 1: I don't need you to punch them. Okay, So let
Speaker 1: me tell you what happened. So I go into I
Speaker 1: go into Chipotle to order my food and and they say,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you have to order on the app because
Speaker 1: I didn't know what the sign meant digital onely okay, okay. Now,
Speaker 1: the way it works is when you order on the app,
Speaker 1: they have a long table in the middle of the restaurant,
Speaker 1: or they move a couple of tables together, and that's
Speaker 1: where they put the bags of food, right, and they
Speaker 1: put little signs on the table with letters like on
Speaker 1: the left side is A through L, then like M
Speaker 1: through whatever. So there's three tables together and and they
Speaker 1: break it up by by the name that you are under.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense of much? Okay? Now, because they're
Speaker 1: only doing app orders for whatever reason, they're not using
Speaker 1: the big counter. You know, you go up to the
Speaker 1: counter and you say, give me some of this, and
Speaker 1: you walk along and you go okay, and I had
Speaker 1: some cheese, and of course that's why people go in there, right, Well,
Speaker 1: they're not using to have that experience. They're not using
Speaker 1: the whole counter. They're using the little side to go area.
Speaker 1: Do we know why, by the way, I do? I do?
Speaker 1: After this experience. So there's three people jammed in the
Speaker 1: corner putting the orders together on a little six wide,
Speaker 1: six ft wide little area with pans of food. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's food flying everywhere, and then in front of them
Speaker 1: they've blocked off where you can't get to them with
Speaker 1: three chairs. The chairs are gonna be important to this story.
Speaker 1: So I go and I weight and I placed my
Speaker 1: I placed the order. I'm waiting like twenty minutes. So
Speaker 1: I walk a little forward and I see them at
Speaker 1: an angle that these chairs are now loaded with bags
Speaker 1: of food that they've put the labels on, they've tagged them.
Speaker 1: They're ready to go. To be put on the big
Speaker 1: table in the middle. There's like twenty five people standing
Speaker 1: in the restaurant, so their food is conveniently getting cold. Right,
Speaker 1: they are building a wall of bags. They're stacking bags
Speaker 1: on bags because they don't want to walk the bags
Speaker 1: over until they have a lot of bags to the table.
Speaker 1: Why right, I don't know. Maybe because they want to
Speaker 1: be like efficient, make one trip. So, Um, I have
Speaker 1: to go pick my daughter up at school. So I'm looking.
Speaker 1: I'm going, I gotta say something. I gotta go over there.
Speaker 1: So I walk over and I said, excuse me, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people waiting for the food. I know
Speaker 1: you're busy. Um, do you want my help? Can I
Speaker 1: bring these bags over to the table for you, because
Speaker 1: I'm in a hurry. Nope, we're good. So I said,
Speaker 1: all right, well, can I look through them to see
Speaker 1: if mine is here? No, we can't have be touching
Speaker 1: the other bags, please, Okay. So they're building a wall
Speaker 1: of Mexican food, of text mex food. I assume Mexico's
Speaker 1: paying for the wall at this point because I'm not
Speaker 1: getting my food. And so at some point they take
Speaker 1: I don't know, fifteen bags of food where the ones
Speaker 1: on the bottom have all gotten cold, and they bring
Speaker 1: them over to the big table. Okay, a feeding frenzy
Speaker 1: of shocks swarm the table. I can't get near them,
Speaker 1: but they grabbing the bags, spinning the bags. They're all
Speaker 1: looking for their names and holding the bag. Right, So
Speaker 1: what I do is I step back. I let them
Speaker 1: all like go through their bags. Now there's like nine
Speaker 1: bags left on the table. My bag is not one
Speaker 1: of them, of course not right now. It's like twenty
Speaker 1: eight minutes when you think the story's over, but it's
Speaker 1: ready to begin. Right by the way, pause right there
Speaker 1: for a second. Let's analyze this situation they're doing this.
Speaker 1: We're in a pandemic, quarantine everything whatever, COVID. Everyone's afraid,
Speaker 1: oh COVID. But yet these motherfucker's are sitting there not
Speaker 1: giving people their food. So fifty people could jam in
Speaker 1: their fucking restaurant, all next to each other. What a
Speaker 1: bunch of fucking adults, right, all right? Continue now. The
Speaker 1: last time they did this, they made you stand outside
Speaker 1: and they called you. When you they ask you for
Speaker 1: your name, and they told you and you Nope, everybody's
Speaker 1: packed in the store now trying to space out right.
Speaker 1: Everyone's trying to social distance, so it looks like a
Speaker 1: checker board of people over the whole store tables. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm watching them build another wall of food. They're
Speaker 1: building another set of bags. I can't take it anymore, right,
Speaker 1: So I walk away so I'm not looking, and I
Speaker 1: stand by the table. They bring the bags over again, right,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell you there's a guy with an
Speaker 1: orange beanie, like a rolled down hat, like an orange hat.
Speaker 1: I'm calling him orange hat guy. He stands on the
Speaker 1: other side of the table this long three three tables together,
Speaker 1: and decides he doesn't want to walk around, so he
Speaker 1: turns every bag around to face him and doesn't turn
Speaker 1: them back when they are in his bag. So fuck
Speaker 1: you orange hat guy, first of all, So fuck him.
Speaker 1: So then I turn all the bags back kind of defiantly,
Speaker 1: and I see that my food is still not there. Now,
Speaker 1: I think I mentioned this previously. Every time I order
Speaker 1: from this Chipotle, they forget my fucking chips. I get
Speaker 1: out of three bags and chips one bag. They never
Speaker 1: put the chips in the bag, And while you continue
Speaker 1: to order from the Chipotle, I'll never understand every time
Speaker 1: but they fund you when I'm it's not even close,
Speaker 1: but it's the closest one of my house. Okay. So
Speaker 1: I'm watching them make the food, and his food flying
Speaker 1: everywhere because they're jammed into this little counter. The girl
Speaker 1: in the middle has like little like a little um.
Speaker 1: She's done her hair up in little like uh it
Speaker 1: looks like macaroni. Right, it's all like very little tight
Speaker 1: little spirals, right, okay, and so uh she must have
Speaker 1: gotten rice in her hair, and she shakes off like
Speaker 1: a wet dog, like when a dog comes out of
Speaker 1: the pool, right, And and I see like rice flying
Speaker 1: out of her hair. It was just awful, just awfulness.
Speaker 1: Luckily I didn't see the food fly towards the food.
Speaker 1: At this point, I'm praying that my bag is part
Speaker 1: of the wall, the chair wall of food, which at
Speaker 1: this point it was. So I get to food, I
Speaker 1: get my bag, and I run out of the store.
Speaker 1: I just I'm late, right, So I go to my
Speaker 1: car and I get in my car, and you're on
Speaker 1: the phone with me at this point. That is right,
Speaker 1: This is where I pick up the story, and I
Speaker 1: know exactly what happens next. Okay, you're already he's right,
Speaker 1: and so Scary calls me right as I'm leaving. I'm like,
Speaker 1: Sky just can find what goes? What are you doing, Brody?
Speaker 1: I go, I'm getting material for the podcast. I go,
Speaker 1: because you don't. You will not believe what's going on here.
Speaker 1: You'll not believe what's going on here with this, with
Speaker 1: this whole system here. Okay. So I go out to
Speaker 1: my car and uh, my door is open. I'm sitting
Speaker 1: on the front seat. I'm putting the bag on a
Speaker 1: seat and to tea. I got that teenagers maybe are
Speaker 1: in the car next to me, and their windows open.
Speaker 1: They said excuse me, and there the masks. Their masks
Speaker 1: were down and they should be there in their car.
Speaker 1: So I could see this huge smile on their faces.
Speaker 1: They go, I'm sorry to bother you. Do you have
Speaker 1: a second hi? And they're all giddy. So I'm talking
Speaker 1: to Scary. So I'm thinking, I go, Scary. I'm thinking
Speaker 1: they obviously they recognize talking to Scary on the phone.
Speaker 1: Maybe I said Scary and they recognized me saying Scary. Right,
Speaker 1: So you're about to get out of your car for
Speaker 1: a little photo of yeah, So um, I got the
Speaker 1: mask on right and Uh. I like how they recognized
Speaker 1: me that my I guess my voice, and I might
Speaker 1: by the way, you're in your car, you could take
Speaker 1: your mask off, Bertie. At that point I can't. I'm
Speaker 1: taking the mask off yet because I was putting the
Speaker 1: food down right, okay, So, uh, I'm looking at them
Speaker 1: and they I said, Hi, can I help you? They go,
Speaker 1: are you on the phone? We're so sorry to bother you,
Speaker 1: and they have these big smiles on their face. I'm
Speaker 1: thinking to myself, I gotta be nice to these people
Speaker 1: as I always would be. Two people. I said, they
Speaker 1: must be fans. I said, II, what can I do
Speaker 1: for you? She says, um, we're big fans of And
Speaker 1: I go, oh, yeah, here it comes. She goes of
Speaker 1: your car? Why what? She says, Well, I know this
Speaker 1: is the girl in the car saying it and and
Speaker 1: girls could like cars, she says, we love Dodge chargers.
Speaker 1: Can you start the car up so we can hear
Speaker 1: it make that great noise? What now where my car starts,
Speaker 1: it kind of goes. It makes like a muscle cart.
Speaker 1: So I said, you for real? Yeah, and talking like yeah,
Speaker 1: can you can you start the car? So I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: what an ass I think. I'm like, they recognized me,
Speaker 1: and they're like, we're big fans of the Dodgs car.
Speaker 1: Your car is famous. Yeah. They got out and they
Speaker 1: took video of it, right, and so so went, don't
Speaker 1: jump ahead. So I started the car and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm copping for the car. I say, you
Speaker 1: guys for real? Yeah yeah, yeah, that was so excited.
Speaker 1: I said, well, you're very welcome. So I opened the
Speaker 1: bag of food to check it to see if the
Speaker 1: chips are in there. There's no chips. So Scary starts
Speaker 1: laughing at me, going, oh, no, here it comes. He's
Speaker 1: going back in. I got scared, coughing me. I'm going
Speaker 1: back in. I was witnessing this live. So I go
Speaker 1: back in and I got I got now I go,
Speaker 1: I said, stuck to walk to the counter and they go,
Speaker 1: excuse me, diggital lonely. I go, already ordered, you messed
Speaker 1: up my chips. There's no chips. So she goes, oh,
Speaker 1: here are your chips and like drop some on the counter, like,
Speaker 1: take your fucking chips. I was polite, like I didn't
Speaker 1: getting chips. So she gives me chips. So I leave.
Speaker 1: I go home. I get back. So I get back
Speaker 1: in the car and I said, hey, I had to
Speaker 1: go back in. They messed up my order. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start the car again. And they're like, oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: hey this because it's still there. So I said, hey,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll wait for you. Why don't
Speaker 1: you go to the back of my car and you
Speaker 1: could film it so you have the sound, which I
Speaker 1: guess you can get on the internet. Just suck suck
Speaker 1: my tail pipe. The car goes. She goes. He goes,
Speaker 1: for real, we can we can film you car. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just don't film my license plate. That'd be fine.
Speaker 1: Go film the tail pipes. Oh man. He chumps out
Speaker 1: of the car with his phone and she gets out
Speaker 1: of the car. They get two angles. I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is unbelievable. I go alright, three two, one ready, and
Speaker 1: I started. The car goes and they're like they're they're
Speaker 1: jumping up and down the camp but it's the greatest
Speaker 1: thing have happened to them. So they weren't excited to
Speaker 1: see me. They were excited for the car. Okay. So
Speaker 1: I get home. I dropped the food off and I
Speaker 1: run back out because yesterday I couldn't do the podcast.
Speaker 1: Why I had to go get a haircut, I go
Speaker 1: pick up dinner. I had things to do for the
Speaker 1: rest of my family and for me. Okay, let the
Speaker 1: record show that you were busy to yesterday. Okay, it
Speaker 1: wasn't just me, Thank you. Continue No, no no, no no,
Speaker 1: I wasn't busy at six o'clock. Wasn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I didn't have plans at night. In a day, I
Speaker 1: wasn't available for four of them. You weren't available for
Speaker 1: twelve hands thinking we were podcasting. Fuck you? All right?
Speaker 1: So I go and I take my I picked a
Speaker 1: door up at school. Hector tries to kill me. I
Speaker 1: go and I take it to school and run some errands,
Speaker 1: and my daughter calls me. She says, I just got
Speaker 1: home from school. Uh, they fucked up the Chipotle order.
Speaker 1: She didn't say that shed they messed it up. What
Speaker 1: do you mean? So my daughter is like me. She
Speaker 1: wanted chicken and cheese. That's it plane on the app.
Speaker 1: I owed a chicken and cheese on the receipt. It's
Speaker 1: his chicken and cheese. When she opened up the taco bowl,
Speaker 1: it was chicken and cheese and salur cream and salsa
Speaker 1: and corn and beans. They put want to fucking everything
Speaker 1: pretty much. So I'm like, oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1: So I tweeted them that they funked up my order,
Speaker 1: they fucked up the custom service experience completely. And then
Speaker 1: I went through the website. I'm so I went through
Speaker 1: the website first, right, and the and the website. You
Speaker 1: feel like you can't call them? She fell out a website.
Speaker 1: What happened? What store? Tell us about your experience? Okay,
Speaker 1: So I do that and it says, due to the COVID,
Speaker 1: it may take a few days to get back to you.
Speaker 1: You know, the pandemic, right, and take a few days.
Speaker 1: I go, I'm so angry. I can't wait a few days.
Speaker 1: So I tweet them, which I already told you about.
Speaker 1: The I DM them, which already told you about. And
Speaker 1: I wrote them a d M. They immediately wrote back
Speaker 1: to me and said someone will be in touch. Scary.
Speaker 1: Within ten minutes, the head of one of their departments
Speaker 1: calls me, um, unbelievably nice woman. She says, you get
Speaker 1: the corporate types. They're all like wine and roses. She says,
Speaker 1: I read your experience. Can you can you elaborate on
Speaker 1: blah blah blah and blah blah. I said, yep, because
Speaker 1: they want. And I said, and the last time I
Speaker 1: was there, the managers wouldn't tell me their name. She was,
Speaker 1: that's not our policy. If you have a store credit,
Speaker 1: they have to give you the credit. So I said, well,
Speaker 1: they didn't give me the credit. They said I had
Speaker 1: to remember their names. She was, that's not our policy.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. So she laughed her ass off,
Speaker 1: and she was laughing the whole time, was making her laugh.
Speaker 1: How much did she give you, Brodie? Hold on? Hold on?
Speaker 1: Hold on? How much? Pish hold on? She works in
Speaker 1: southeast Ohio from California. We started talking about customer service,
Speaker 1: running restaurants, politics, you name it. I spoke to her
Speaker 1: yesterday for an hour and twenty minutes. God bless you.
Speaker 1: You're speaking to thank you. Then she says, so, why
Speaker 1: how are you famous? What she says, customs? She's the
Speaker 1: Twitter people told her I've got close to sixty followers
Speaker 1: and I'm verified, So I had to tell her where.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I you know I'm in right. Anyway.
Speaker 1: The point is I had a conversation with over an
Speaker 1: hour couldn't have been nicer. Raina Raina from Chippotle amazing,
Speaker 1: She says, did you see the email that the website
Speaker 1: people sent you? No? I didn't. I got back to
Speaker 1: you immediately, even before I called you. She said, Just
Speaker 1: so you know, we've already credited back your food for today.
Speaker 1: We'd like to apologize and we're giving you a credit
Speaker 1: for seven free meals. Oh look at you, Brodie, which
Speaker 1: is close to a hundred dollars. That's got Gods. So
Speaker 1: I got my free dessert. But fuck you Chippotle where
Speaker 1: I live. Fuck you orange at Guy. Love the people
Speaker 1: who love my car allows little this point. It wasn't me.
Speaker 1: They're liked and and thank you customer service. I will
Speaker 1: still trade my day over your day the day you had.
Speaker 1: I am. I'm off. I'm off that team. I don't
Speaker 1: want seven free meals. I don't want to go through
Speaker 1: the riggall and the hours of bullshit and stress that
Speaker 1: I threw. It ended well, it ended well, but you
Speaker 1: had to go through fiery hoops to actually get there.
Speaker 1: I did. But you know what, she said. You have
Speaker 1: my number. Now call me anytime you want to just chat.
Speaker 1: If you have any problems, just give me a call.
Speaker 1: That's that's the vice president. I don't want to say that.
Speaker 1: I love it. I love that. That's great, great time.
Speaker 1: But when I told her about the girl who shook
Speaker 1: her head like a wet like a wet puppy or whatever,
Speaker 1: laughed her ass off and she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's terrible. She should not be doing that. I will
Speaker 1: trade story. I will trade that for Sinco the drinko,
Speaker 1: hanging out with my friends party and hanging out eating tacos,
Speaker 1: and I'm relaxing all night every night over that experience.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry right now, You're right, you win. That's what
Speaker 1: makes that, what makes that's what makes you you and
Speaker 1: what makes me me well at this point, have one
Speaker 1: dilemma left in my life, scary what's that whether or
Speaker 1: not to jump in my hot tup or my pool tonight.
Speaker 1: Suck it buck you. Yeah, I'm gonna come into your
Speaker 1: pool unknowingly. I hope not. Anyway. Slices don't forget to you.
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