WEBVTT - My Favorite Reality "Star" - Joe Amabile 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:03.080 Can I ask you a question? Yes, out of the contestants, 0:00:03.520 --> 0:00:07.320 who were you the biggest fan of before hosting. 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:18.600 This Tasha and now after Tashash show? 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:26.480 What what what what? I'm what the culture is feeling? 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:35.000 Woo Kendrick coming with that smoke. Huhuh so good to 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:41.440 show team Kendrick. I'm what the culture is feeling. I 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:44.160 just like him. He says that, you know, we all 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:48.560 are descendants from a single tribe in Africa, so don't 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:51.440 even say that I'm not black enough, you know. And 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:57.880 then Kendrick, He's accusing Drake of pedophilia. I mean, I 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:00.639 don't know what's going on every but he is being 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:03.760 accused of being a pedophile lately. Jimmy Kimmel got it 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:08.440 all Democrats. It's one of those things where it's like, 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:11.959 is this always been the way it has been? But 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:15.040 like now I have children, so I'm just hyper aware 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:19.000 that there's just pedophiles everywhere. Or is it like when 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:20.880 you break up with a girl and you think every 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:24.720 song is is just you know, it's just cutting a 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:29.880 little different. I don't know, but apparently I'm just surrounded 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:36.280 by pedophiles. Here's the thing people always say, you know, like, oh, 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:38.560 you should be a part of the roast. When they 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:41.759 do roasts, I'd much rather watch a rat battle because 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:46.120 rat battles there's consequences, you know. It's it's like, oh, yeah, 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:51.320 we're I'm gonna take a shot. Literally. Did you watch 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:52.400 the roast, Eddie? 0:01:52.560 --> 0:01:52.800 I did. 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:54.880 I watched it the whole thing, watched. 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:56.919 I think I might have missed the very beginning. 0:01:57.000 --> 0:02:00.120 Haven't gone back to check it out. It's long, it 0:02:00.200 --> 0:02:05.400 is long. Did they do any jokes about Kevin Hart's height? Yes, 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:08.880 that's the problem with the roast. They're just mean. People's 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:11.720 feelings get hurt. If I was off there, I would 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:15.880 try as hard as I could to cry, just see 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:18.200 if maybe they'd stop. The people have always asked if 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:21.120 I will be on the roast, and I've to be honest. 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:26.320 I saw Jeff Ross the week before the roast, and 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:30.080 he encouraged me. He said I should do one. He 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:35.200 looks like he was in that Dune sequel. He does 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:38.639 you know what I'm talking about? Maybe I'll hold out. 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:43.320 You know who I want to roast? Seinfeld Man? Oh Man. 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:47.480 Wouldn't that be a fun roast? Seinfeld And here's how 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:49.320 I would want this to go. I would want to 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:50.920 be the host of this. I would want to be 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:54.360 the host of the Jerry Seinfeld Roast, And then I'd 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:58.000 want no comics to show up, and I'd want no 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:01.440 audience to show up. And it's just two hours of 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:04.919 me looking at Jerry gone, Eh, this speaks volumes, doesn't 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:08.000 It turns out you're you're not as loved by your 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:11.120 peers as you once thought. Just so much lately with 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:15.440 him just being up in arms about everything. You can't 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:20.120 do this anymore. What are you talking? It's like me complaining. 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:25.720 Oh yeah, the kids today? Then they're viral videos. They're 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:28.919 just not as good as when I used to make 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:32.920 jokes about viral videos in my heyday. A viral video, 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:35.360 you know, you to have somebody, a disabled person fall 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:37.000 down a flight of stairs and we just have a 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:40.839 good laugh. You see how dumb that sounds. For God, 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:46.160 it's made is living into observations. Fuck yeah, just look 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:49.160 in the mirror for a second. Oh I don't want 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:51.240 to I don't want to become this person. He's been 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:54.960 going after everyone. He's been going after comedians with podcasts. 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:58.800 You're not that interesting, I get. I couldn't agree with 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:04.720 you more, Grandpa, I don't think I'm interesting. This isn't 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:07.640 what I wanted to do with my life. What I 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:10.840 wanted to do was get on a reality show. That 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:13.560 was my goal. That's why I got into show business 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:16.600 to someday get on a reality show. And last year, 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:21.520 when Amazon came calling and offered me a chance to 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:24.200 live out my dream, I jumped at it. Then I 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:26.880 found out that they didn't want me on the show. 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:28.840 They wanted me to host it. I was a little 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:33.000 let down, but at least I was given an opportunity 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:42.640 to meet my TV idols. Enjoy. Pasha, my guest today, 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:48.400 has appeared very briefly on The Bachelor, Dancing with the Stars, 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:52.440 and Love on the Spectrum. You can see him now 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:56.440 on The Goat on Prime, hosted by Little Old Me. 0:04:56.760 --> 0:05:01.280 Please Welcome Grocery Store Joe Spectrum. It's a great show. 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:03.520 I just started watching it. Okay, so you weren't on 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:06.560 that show. No, gar research is garbage. Yeah, that's my fault, 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:08.680 all right. Do you believe in ghosts? 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:09.200 Uh? 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:09.480 No? 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:14.120 Okay, No ever thought about changing your name to instacart Joe. 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:17.040 I honestly think I would have got more Instagram followers 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:19.640 if I if my name would have been grocery store Joe. 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:23.799 But my last name's hardest spell and pronounce. You probably 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:24.600 can't even do it. 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:29.719 Huh huh. But did you think I always said Instagram 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:31.640 versus Instacart. 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:36.159 Uh, that's where my mind went. Yeah, that is where 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:36.760 my mind went. 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:38.680 I was just like, because instacrt is just a little 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:39.400 more updated. 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:40.920 Is instacart still around? 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:43.359 Yeah? Okay, you go to the grocery store. 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:47.000 Serena orders off of Amazon. Right, so I'm plugging. I 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:47.680 just plugged the. 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:49.919 Show Team Team Prime. Where'd you grow up? 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:52.120 I grew up in a town called Melos Park in Chicago. 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:53.080 You like Chicago? 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:53.440 Uh? 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:53.720 Yeah? 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:56.599 I like it where dummies put pickles on hot dogs 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:59.560 and call asagnya pizza. 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:01.880 I don't like deep dish pizza. 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:02.600 No one does. 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:05.159 And I take the pickle off my hot dog. 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:07.599 What do you do with the pickle? I take a 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:13.440 bite of it. Did you major in groceries at college? 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:14.719 I actually didn't go to college. 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:16.440 You didn't go to college? Not a day. 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:19.200 No, I barely graduated high school. I got to school. 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:21.040 Yeah, I got through it. I got through it. You 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:22.120 found high school tricky. 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:24.320 I had the option not to go to college after 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:25.080 we all. 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:28.920 Have the option, and I took that option. 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:29.600 I loved it. 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:34.320 We're in trouble of the country. In your opinion, what 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:36.800 is the best grocery store? And don't just say Whole 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:39.440 Foods because Amazon owns them and they're the ones that 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:43.160 made the goat available on Prime. I shop at Whole Foods, 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:46.880 so yea, yeah, Whole food is not my favorite. Air One. 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:49.080 I bought a thirty dollars bottle of water there because 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:50.799 I couldn't believe it was thirty dollars. 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:51.320 Good for you. 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:52.880 It tasted the same, but it was out of a 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:53.920 wall Inake, Washington. 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:55.880 I respect. I respect that you saw that it was 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:57.720 thirty dollars, said I have to own this water. 0:06:57.800 --> 0:07:00.080 Air One's great, it's expensive. 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:01.839 But it's just the girls that are in that store. 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:05.120 It's just ridiculous. Every time I walk in there, I'm like, oh, 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:07.960 holy cow, arawon is it's And then I like then 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:10.320 I like look down, I'm like, oh, there's my little wife. 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:13.400 Come on, honey, how small is your wife? She's tiny? 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:13.800 Really? 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:18.440 When did you start selling Marinara sauce. 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:21.120 Two thy and twenty because it was during. 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:24.760 COVID what's it called. What's it called Sundays with Joe? 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:27.840 All right, pop quiz, hot shot? How much sodium is 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:30.680 in one serving of your sweet Marinara sauce? 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:32.600 What is it measured in? 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:39.680 All right, let's just go percentage of daily nutritional value? 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:43.360 Thirty twenty seven percent? Okay, all right, yeah, all right. 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:47.000 People may not know your story. You were on the Bachelor, 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:50.360 you were you were a night one loser. Were you 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:52.760 upset with yourself? You're like, oh fuck, I made myself 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:56.360 look stupid? Or no, well, is the Bachelorette whatever? Okay, 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:58.880 you're on the Bachelorette. You're on there night one and 0:07:58.920 --> 0:08:00.720 she kicks you out? Who was a girl? Back of? 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:02.680 It was upsetting. It was upsetting. 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:05.160 I felt embarrassed to go on in the first place, 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:08.040 just because I thought I was like too cool, huh, 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:09.560 And then to be one of the guys that didn't 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:11.280 receive a rows felt pretty pathetic. 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:13.240 Did you talk to her that night? Yeah? 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:14.920 But I couldn't really form a sentence because I was 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:17.880 really nervous. Like you see, you've seen me really great 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:20.280 on camera, like I'm funny and I'm charismatic, but that 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:25.160 didn't really come across that didn't come across Night one. 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:28.160 People always but I didn't get any time. Why wouldn't 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:30.680 you just force yourself. You're on this show, like I'm 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:33.000 going to go right now and talk to this person. 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:36.400 How do they keep some people from actually talking to them? 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:39.200 They just say it's not your turn, and then most 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:43.040 people listen. But I I had the first conversation kiss no. 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:46.720 And then how long from when that night happened to 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:49.120 when the episode aired? How long of a gap is that? 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:51.560 That was like a I want to say, two months. 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:53.080 And then the show aired and I thought I was 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:56.360 gonna look terrible, and I looked incredible, and then I 0:08:56.640 --> 0:08:59.240 trended on Twitter. It was it was it was basically 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:00.000 national news. 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:04.120 See now, I have a rule that I don't have 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:06.320 celebrities on my show. 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:07.400 That's why I'm shocked them here. 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:10.360 I don't consider you a celebrity. You get famous for 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:13.640 two minutes of airtime and you have this normal life, 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:18.800 but now you don't have the finances to like shelter 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:22.160 yourself from all the nonsense it's about to come your way? 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:23.400 How is that? 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:25.480 That's why I went on the Goat, and that's why 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:26.559 I own bitcoin. 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:27.280 True. 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:31.199 Well, let's talk about though, it isn't it weird to 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:32.520 I mean, because it's weird to be like, all of 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:36.120 a sudden, now you're famous. But it's like if I'm famous, 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:38.400 I get to go to my house in a neighborhood 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:41.040 that nobody lives in. I close the wall to the gate. 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:44.760 Well, something that I learned is attention is better than money. 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:49.079 Oh it's the opposite. Yeah, but money is great. You 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:50.040 don't want any attention. 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:52.120 Yeah, and then you know you don't make any money, 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:53.679 and then you then they ask you to do other 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:54.480 reality shows. 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:58.760 How much money did you make on your actual appearance 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:02.040 of the batchelor Arette that one single episode? 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:04.200 Nothing? You don't get paid, Yeah, you don't. 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:05.840 There's unions. You have to get some money. 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:08.160 You don't get paid. Bullshit, I'm not lying. 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:09.960 You got zero dollars zero. 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:12.280 I thought you get you get paid to do Bachelor 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:14.160 in Paradise, which was another shot. 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:16.960 But you get paid to be the bachelorette of the Bachelor. 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:18.640 They get paid, but you don't get paid to be 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:21.160 a Contestants don't get paid for being on a show. 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:24.040 And I'm such a fucking idiot. I went to tom 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:27.080 I went to Gucci and bought a suit, okay, and 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:30.080 then the suit, the suit didn't fit me right, and 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:32.079 I freaked out the day before. So then I went 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:34.600 to tom Ford and bought a suit and I basically 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:38.600 spent like nine thousand dollars in suits so much. 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:40.920 Okay, So he did that. Then a year later, you 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:44.280 did The Bachelor in Paradise. Oh, then you were into 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:46.439 that that what's her name? And that didn't work out 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:48.240 with you, but you dated her forbid? Or do you 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:49.080 guys get engaged? 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:52.080 Who are we the first person one I've been on 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:52.920 plenty of seasons? 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:53.880 Did you get engaged? 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:54.959 No? We just we dated. 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:57.400 But she was a twin and she was into fucking 0:10:57.440 --> 0:10:58.160 dead animals. 0:10:58.520 --> 0:10:59.640 Yeah, Taxi Durmy. 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:02.360 That's there's a few red flags. That's all I'm saying. 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:05.160 When you watch those shows, because your body is not great, 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:08.800 what do you mean, like you're like a normal dude. 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:11.360 But those all those guys, are you intimidated? They're all 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:12.560 so jacked. 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:15.439 I feel like I feel like I actually have a 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:16.760 nice body. 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:18.000 Your body's gotten better. 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:20.280 You don't think that doesn't look good on on the 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:20.920 on the goat? 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:23.040 No, no, no, no, no, Now, that's what I'm saying. I'm 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:25.200 saying probably from from from the first time you're on 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:29.080 reality television until now your body's probably I like to I. 0:11:29.040 --> 0:11:31.400 Enjoy food, so I don't like I'll eat I like 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:33.240 to eat a cheeseburger and I like pizza. 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:36.760 Sure, yeah, I'm just don't. I'm not. You don't be 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:38.760 self conscious like you're talking to somebody that's got an 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:41.680 awful body. But those guys are all so jacked. Yeah 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:43.360 they care, Yeah, they really care. 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:45.760 Like when we're when you're in Paradise, a lot of 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:49.320 guys don't even drink beer because it's got carbs. Not 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:52.200 me though, really, Yeah, what a waste of a trip. 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:57.120 Yeah, why does everybody uh clamor for a date card? 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:00.080 I would just be like, if I'm interested in a 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:02.240 girl that's there, I just fuck want to hang out 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:03.600 on the beach all day and try to make out. 0:12:03.960 --> 0:12:06.040 That's what I did, right. Why do people care so 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:08.040 much about it going on the fucking date because they 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:10.480 want your time? Right, That's all it is. Yeah, I 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:13.520 get it. And people are always like, oh, how I've 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:16.880 made this joke before where people get like, how could 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:19.080 you actually find somebody that you really love? And that 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:21.880 to me is absurd because put me in any room 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:24.240 you can find eventually, I'm gonna fall in love with 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:26.719 somebody in that room. I agree, that's just how it 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:29.040 just how it works. So then you do the show 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:32.560 again and you fall in love a second time with 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:36.280 the girl, and now you're happily married. Yes, end and 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:39.680 she and she's what is twenty two years younger than you? 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:40.560 She is? 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:43.520 It's a it's a ten to eleven year difference. 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:46.920 My wife's younger than in that gap at times. 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:49.280 At times it's ten years and at other times it's 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:50.079 eleven year different. 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:53.160 Mine's twelve and someone's thirteen. I think our gap, let 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:55.640 me tell you this always bothers me. Do people give 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:58.560 you any grief for marrying somebody so young? Yeah? 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:01.199 Sometimes, And I agree with that. I think we're I 0:13:01.240 --> 0:13:05.000 think we're emotionally and you know, we're on the same level. 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:06.720 Why always think it's funy when people stay like like 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:10.079 if a guy it's usually a guy dating a younger girl, 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:12.960 and they're like, oh my, what do you have in common? 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:15.160 What can you talk to a twenty two year old about? 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:18.480 I'm like, what kind of conversations are you having? Because 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:22.520 I can fucking have the same conversation with a twenty 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:24.719 two year old that I can my. 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:27.560 Father like, I agree one hundred percent. 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:29.680 Then you did Dance with the Stars too, Oh. 0:13:29.600 --> 0:13:30.840 Yeah, that was in between. 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:32.559 Did you like that? Did you get paid a lot 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:32.760 for that? 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:35.079 You got paid for that? Yeah, that was a nice 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:35.760 paid six. 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:42.319 Figures, yeah, mid six figures. That's five hundred down. 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:47.640 Then no, no. 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:50.320 It doesn't matter how long you stay on for those shows, 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:51.480 you get paid more. 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:55.440 Yes, so you get an upfront and then weekly. The 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:57.839 longer you stay, the more you make. And I admit it. 0:13:57.880 --> 0:13:58.760 To the semifinals. 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:01.200 What place did you get all? Fourth or fifth? Do 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:06.080 you enjoy dancing? I hated it because I know, like 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:10.480 everything that I know about you and watching you do 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:13.320 physical things is it's just it's bad. 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:15.079 No, it's not. 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:16.960 Your balance is poor. 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:19.160 My balance wasn't poor that day. It was my shoes. 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:22.600 I didn't have shoes fucking everything. He said, Like, it's 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:26.920 not true, your shoes aren't. Some people have good balance 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:27.720 and some people don't. 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:29.360 I have average balance. 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:32.720 No, you don't bad balance. Would you ever do dancing 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:34.960 with the stars, I've done it. No, you have well 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:38.440 at home. I just you just dance every night. You 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:42.240 dance with my wife. I'm like, enjoy this, You're dancing 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:45.240 with the stars. I like that. No, I would never 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:48.640 do that show. I would never do that show. Ever, 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:51.320 there's a lot of shows that I wouldn't do. Would 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:53.760 you do? Uh? What shows wouldn't you do? 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:56.640 Probably Survivor. I don't think I would do Survive, even 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:59.120 though I say I would. I don't like the idea 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:01.120 of not being able to rush your teeth in the morning. 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:04.760 That's your deal breaker. Yeah, that's a big deal break. 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:07.000 I think you're allowed to bring one item. You're a 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:09.400 fellow degenerate. Would you consider yourself a degenerator? 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:11.840 Now depends on how you defined degenerate. 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:13.400 Do you love Do you love the gamble? 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:14.600 I enjoy gambling. 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:16.560 Do you love it so much? Does it make you 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:17.840 so happy when you sit down? 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:20.360 I enjoy the first day, Like the first day in 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:23.280 Vegas is usually my favorite. But I don't gamble outside 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:25.320 of Vegas. I'm I'm controlled. 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:28.480 That's kind of how I am about gambling. I like 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:31.640 that you can't do it everywhere. And I'm glad that 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:34.600 California killed sports betting because I was like, Oh, if 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:37.320 that happens, I'm gonna be a mess. 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:39.400 I have on my phone. It's out there, but I 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:42.320 have a in notes I put don't don't sports gamble. 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:46.760 So what's the most you've ever left Vegas? Up? 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:48.160 Forty five? 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:50.000 Oh it's a good. Oh, it's a good trip. 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:52.600 And that was my bachelor party because I hit I 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:53.800 hit a slot machine. 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:58.240 Oh, such a dumb way to win money. It's like, 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:00.080 it's not excited, it's all. 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:02.160 So it's my favorite way because you don't even have 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:02.560 to think. 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:05.560 Because so we met on The Goat, which is a 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:10.040 reality show that's out now on Prime. A month before 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:14.160 the show began taping, I get an offer to host 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:16.320 this show. I don't get offers a lot because I 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:19.440 say no to everything. And I'm reading this and I 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:22.000 had just had a baby, and I tell my wife, 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:25.000 I go, what do you think of this offer to 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:27.840 go to Atlanta? And she's like, we just have a baby. 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:31.720 You promised me that you'd like stay here, not do 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:34.440 anything for this one because the last time in my 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:39.200 first child, like I was filming the day of on 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:43.160 Tosh Pointo. So anyway, I said, but listen, this could 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:46.960 be one of these shows that works. Like it's silly, 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:50.520 I understand it on paper and if it is good, 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:54.400 I'm going to be mad watching this ten years from now, 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:56.840 saying I could have had that gig. It's only three 0:16:56.880 --> 0:16:59.720 weeks of work a year. She's like, we're not doing 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:01.800 I go okay, I go, well, what if? What if 0:17:01.800 --> 0:17:05.840 they give us a huge mansion and a private jet 0:17:05.880 --> 0:17:08.160 to get there? I just started listing anything I could 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:11.840 think of that would make her say, all right, let's 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:15.240 take or at the time four week old new born 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:18.840 baby across the country to do this. So then we 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:21.560 came up with this ridiculous list and they kept asking 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:22.920 me to do it, and I was like, all right, well, 0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:25.520 will you do all these things? And then they started 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:28.080 saying yes, And I was like, oh fuck, Carly, we're 0:17:28.080 --> 0:17:31.040 gonna have to go to Atlanta. What did you make 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:32.199 real money? Can? 0:17:32.240 --> 0:17:34.359 I guess yeah? 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:39.240 But more so I was like, should we do this? 0:17:39.320 --> 0:17:41.400 And then I kept saying she was like fine, so 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:44.359 we uh we go, and everybody stayed with me. I 0:17:44.400 --> 0:17:46.520 brought I like, I added to my contract. I want 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:49.240 my own my own writers, I want my own producer, 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:53.400 I want my own whatever. Sounds like a dream dream Well, 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:56.320 and again they were to posses. I don't know what 0:17:56.359 --> 0:17:58.239 they were gonna do if I didn't do this. I 0:17:58.400 --> 0:18:01.840 was not. First, let's be clear, they had gone through 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:04.560 people that had gone away, and they were in a 0:18:04.600 --> 0:18:08.040 situation we're interesting, and then they're like, hey, we got 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:10.600 him on the hook. He might actually agree to do this, 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:13.160 and then they had gone too far down the road. 0:18:13.600 --> 0:18:17.119 I rented a mansion, the most obnoxious thing I could find. 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:19.240 But I rented this mansion mainly because it had a 0:18:19.320 --> 0:18:23.640 crazy driveway and uh and the pool had a big, 0:18:23.760 --> 0:18:25.760 huge slide. I'm like, oh, my son's going to love 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:29.200 this slide. Meanwhile, it's one of those slides before h 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:32.439 insurance companies got a hold of people and like, you 0:18:32.440 --> 0:18:35.280 can't have a slide like this because everyone got hurt 0:18:35.280 --> 0:18:39.040 that went down it. Yeah, my cousin by marriage, she 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:42.280 broke her thumb on the slide. It was bad. The pool. 0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:44.160 The guy when we rent this place, he goes people 0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:46.560 usually just rent this place for like a wedding, not 0:18:46.680 --> 0:18:49.239 to actually stay in the house. When we're standing here 0:18:49.240 --> 0:18:51.520 for a month, he's like, well, the pool. It's either 0:18:51.520 --> 0:18:53.520 the pool or the hot tub. We can only heat 0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:57.000