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Speaker 1: with maximum uptime and simplicity. It's another Jubila on the twenties. Tony,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi, I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Maria speaking. Hey Maria, toe for black here?

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Speaker 1: How you doing good? How are you? What is this

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Speaker 1: toe for black calling from the talent agency? Oh? Hi,

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Speaker 1: how are you? Well? I'm all right, got a busy day,

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Speaker 1: a couple of lunch meetings and things like that. But

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Speaker 1: more importantly, how are you. I'm good. I'm just so

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Speaker 1: excited here from you. I'm sorry, what was that. I'm

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Speaker 1: so excited to hear from you. Okay, I apologize. Derek

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Speaker 1: kJ was calling through on the other line. That's Kendall Jenner. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's trying to get a hold of me anyway. J oh,

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Speaker 1: of course I do. Good friends. We've actually we've got

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Speaker 1: a tennis date scheduled for later this week. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's so awesome. Well you say it's awesome now until

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Speaker 1: she beats me later, trust me, she is a beast

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Speaker 1: on the tennis court. Oh wow, But enough about Enough

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Speaker 1: about kJ this is about you. We get hundreds of

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Speaker 1: people a day submitting pictures to us to be a model.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, normally I throw them all in the trash,

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Speaker 1: but not yours. Yours caught my eye. Really yeah. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what it is exactly. It's just your look,

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Speaker 1: something about you. It's sort of like a cross between

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Speaker 1: an innocent tiger cub and a hot pot of coffee.

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Speaker 1: I know those things don't really go together that well,

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Speaker 1: but you understand when I'm getting at I'm so flowered.

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Speaker 1: What do I do? What do we do next? Well,

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Speaker 1: first off, we need to start by talking about your elbows. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what about them? Well, how do I say this? Um?

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Speaker 1: Your elbows very normal? That's that's a good thing, right,

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Speaker 1: you know, maybe twenty years ago that was a good thing.

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Speaker 1: But unfortunately that's not what the modeling industry is looking

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Speaker 1: for right now. I don't unstam So normal elbows, aren't it? Maria? Maria,

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Speaker 1: you are cute. Have you seen a magazine lately? Have

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Speaker 1: you probably noticed that in any Cosmo or Vogue or

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Speaker 1: Mary Claire? It's all bulbous elbows right now. Bulbous elbows,

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Speaker 1: bulbous elbows. I was just talking to Jazzy at lunch

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Speaker 1: the other day about her bows, and she's getting them done.

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Speaker 1: I mean, everybody's getting their elbows done. Jazzy. Who's Jazzy?

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Speaker 1: Oh so sorry about that. You probably know as Giselle. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: my girl Jazz's getting them done. Everybody's getting them done.

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Speaker 1: Giselle is getting her elbows done. Yeah, that's right, she's

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Speaker 1: going basketball size with them. It's never crossed my mind

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Speaker 1: that I would need to ever do anything like that

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Speaker 1: to my elbows, right, And that's why people like it.

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Speaker 1: You don't think about the elbows, and that's why you

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Speaker 1: want to make them sensual and big. So I think

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Speaker 1: you need to go the size of a football, maybe

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Speaker 1: football like that's like halfway body, right, I would go

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Speaker 1: at least football size. I think that's a little extreme.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to have to do this, DoD do what.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to have to just state the obvious

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Speaker 1: that I know what I'm talking about because I'm in

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Speaker 1: the business, been doing it for twenty five years now.

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Speaker 1: Just had lunch with Matt McConaughey, the other day. Hello,

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Speaker 1: you had lunch with Matt with Hattie. Well it's mcconaugh hey,

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Speaker 1: but that's why. Yes, but that's beside the point. I'm

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Speaker 1: just letting you know that I've been doing this for

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Speaker 1: quite a while. Is he getting elbow work too, he's

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Speaker 1: thinking about it? Oh wow? Okay, it just comes down

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Speaker 1: to this. Do you want to be a famous model?

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Speaker 1: Of course, That's what I've boys wanted ever since I

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Speaker 1: was a little girl. Okay, then, Maria, Well here's what

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Speaker 1: I want you to do. Okay, I want you to

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Speaker 1: call up that little girl that's hiding inside you tell

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Speaker 1: her to sit down and break the news to her

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Speaker 1: that she's never going to become a model. That's so

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Speaker 1: sad it is. Or you know what you can You

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Speaker 1: can sit that little girl down and you can tell

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Speaker 1: her one day you're gonna have some giant elbows and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be on the cover of Vague. Wow. I

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Speaker 1: don't know about you, but I'm not in the business

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Speaker 1: of breaking children's hearts. I'm really flattered that you're giving

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Speaker 1: me this opportunity. It's just such a big decision. I

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Speaker 1: really have to think about it for a minute. Okay, Fine,

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Speaker 1: well then I'm just gonna have to let you go

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Speaker 1: and let you know that this is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What what kind of phone call? A prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: One of those jokey ones? Why would you what kind

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Speaker 1: of jokey phone call? I don't get it. This is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your friend Jonie set you up?

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Speaker 1: What I don't get it. Does Joanie work with a

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Speaker 1: modeling agency? No, that's your friend right. Oh, you're talking

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Speaker 1: about my friend Jodie. How do you know her? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because she emailed me to do a prank phone call

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Speaker 1: on you. So, so who are you? My name is

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Speaker 1: Jubil and I'm not a modeling agent. I host a

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Speaker 1: radio show and I do prank phone calls on it.

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Speaker 1: Can I consent? Sofa guy again? Then you want to

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Speaker 1: talk to the tofur black guy, the agent that you

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Speaker 1: were just talking to. Yeah, do you work with him?

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Speaker 1: Because we were just talking about modeling. I do work

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Speaker 1: with him, but he's on the other line right now.

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Speaker 1: I can hold. Okay, Well then I'll put you on hold. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you holding, okay, thank you? Week up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Weekday mornings on the twenties two point five