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Speaker 1: big surprise. This is gonna be a lot of fun. Uh.

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Speaker 1: You see these Universal yum? Yeah, thanks to Garrett who's

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Speaker 1: been doing these things for years. And there's like monthly

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Speaker 1: box of the month. Yeah, Box of the Month of

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Speaker 1: treats from around the world. Go ahead, take it away, Garrett.

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Speaker 1: What are we doing today on our special edition of

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Speaker 1: the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Yes, so we're going

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Speaker 1: to do our own own boxing. So I do this

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Speaker 1: my radio family. So Universal youms. You can sign up

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Speaker 1: for a subscription every month and they send uh different

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Speaker 1: candy from all around the world. So uh, this this

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Speaker 1: month is all about the holiday Christmas. So that's why

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Speaker 1: it's a red box and the way I do it

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Speaker 1: we asked the questions. It's a B, C or D,

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Speaker 1: So I'll ask for four people. If you get it right,

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Speaker 1: you get to pick something out of the box and

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Speaker 1: we all get to taste it. So, oh you rogg

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Speaker 1: you ate the bit, don't eat the can we talking

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Speaker 1: about what's in this this month? This cookie is delicious?

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Speaker 1: What is it? Froggy? What did go ahead explain to us?

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Speaker 1: What you just say? Torta pull pull barone. It's a

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Speaker 1: If anybody doesn't want the hold on, hold on it.

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Speaker 1: So every month is a different theme from a different country.

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Speaker 1: What is this month's theme that we're opening up? I

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Speaker 1: believe norway? I get it. Well, it's holiday right or no?

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Speaker 1: This is a yeah, this is a combined It's holiday

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Speaker 1: chocolate covered Let's play a game first before we just

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Speaker 1: start eating. No, I want the crewig noton. I like

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Speaker 1: It's the Alpine nutcake the bud because like, all right, well,

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Speaker 1: I love about when you travel, like do you see

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Speaker 1: stuff You're like, who the hell would you eat that?

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Speaker 1: It's the salted egg yolk popcorn. It sounds okay, let's

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Speaker 1: let's do it here. Let's let's do this. So I'll

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Speaker 1: ask a question and then the winner of the question

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Speaker 1: gets to pick what we all get to taste at once. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So Danielle, Gandhi, Elvis and Scary. Okay. Every year Norway

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Speaker 1: and a gift to Norway. Cut him off for this.

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Speaker 1: All right? Where the salted egg? These are really good.

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Speaker 1: It tastes like the Italian rainbow cookie, the seven layer cookie.

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Speaker 1: do this every month. So universal yums explore holiday treats

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Speaker 1: that's a whole separate promotion. Um, try the mocktail bombobs.

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Speaker 1: talk about scary? Did today? That pissed me off? Beyond belief?

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Speaker 1: And she guessed the secret tound and her guest was wrong.

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Speaker 1: But scary said that you won. She won sixteen hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: if you close your eyes? She's right? Who had to

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Speaker 1: the how was that conversation with her? But she okay,

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, wait, did I play the wrong sound?

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Speaker 1: It was? It was sheer. It was weird. It was

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Speaker 1: a weird moment for me because I have to pay

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Speaker 1: that's what I thought it was. I was right for once,

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Speaker 1: and then I wasn't. So how many of you feel

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Speaker 1: it Scary should have to pay that? Yes? Okay, hold on,

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Speaker 1: here's the thing. Moments before, we were going downstairs to

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Speaker 1: Then he has it. It doesn't count because he doesn't listen. Ever,

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Speaker 1: so I said that to Scotty afterwards. I'm like, we're

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Speaker 1: going down to pick up bread because it's National Bread

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Speaker 1: Day and my mind is on bread and is not

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Speaker 1: hearing anything. Yeah, Secret sound number five will be money

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Speaker 1: coming out of Scary's wallet. Scary punching his Vemo Venmo

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Speaker 1: any other job, you'd be fired. That's true? Yea, yeah, wow?

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Speaker 1: Is that all it takes to get fired? A lot

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Speaker 1: of money? Messed up in cash contest, years of service

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Speaker 1: you make up. We think you would have been fired.

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Speaker 1: I think they, you know, they would have found the

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Speaker 1: that guy from New Yorker magazine to my coworkers, justification

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Speaker 1: for firing but an accident, less money. Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: what's his face? Jeffrey Tubin? Know who's the guy who

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Speaker 1: with the Miss Universe pageant or whatever the hell Harvey

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Speaker 1: did an He got more popular by messing up, So

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Speaker 1: I think it's a good thing. It was not, by

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Speaker 1: the way, that was not a good thing for him,

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Speaker 1: and he didn't lose. Yeah, but he was embarrassed. I

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Speaker 1: embarished by the way. The bond bonds are great, scary.

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Speaker 1: You're not embarrassing. You don't have an ounce of embarrassment

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Speaker 1: can't I fun I fucked What do you want me

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Speaker 1: to say? I screwed up? And who pays for it? Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess I got a venmou sixteen hundred dollars. Now, Elvis,

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Speaker 1: what do you want me to say? Don't worry about it.

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Speaker 1: I'll do it. See what if he pays half? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Imaginary as an air traffic controller. Oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry the plane crash. Lunch a right to say. My

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Speaker 1: suggested don't fly to my airport on national bread. He

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Speaker 1: showed up crash. It wasn't intentional, and I'm plane. It

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Speaker 1: was a plane delivering bread, which is like it must

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Speaker 1: have been all right again. Go to universal yams dot

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Speaker 1: com and you can have a whole year of this.

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