1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, Randal, 2 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:17,439 Speaker 1: this is Juniper. I'm calling from Chevrolet. 3 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,600 Speaker 2: Uh, yeah, you guys have my cars yet? 4 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, your vehicle is pretty much done, but I'm calling 5 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 1: to let you know that we'll need to be keeping 6 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:33,160 Speaker 1: it for another day or two before we can return. 7 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,479 Speaker 2: It with you. When are you sorry? When are you 8 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 2: guys going to be done with it? You've already had 9 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 2: it for I mean it's been like what four days? Now? 10 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,320 Speaker 2: How long I need to get back on the road. 11 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:44,559 Speaker 1: I know it's taking a little longer than expected, but 12 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: just need to make sure everything is nice and clean 13 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:49,280 Speaker 1: for you before you get. 14 00:00:49,159 --> 00:00:52,159 Speaker 2: It back, Okay, I mean it doesn't need to be 15 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 2: that clean. Look, I just need my car, all right. 16 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 2: I just need to get back on the road. And 17 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 2: you guys have had it for days. 18 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 1: I have a confession, Randall. 19 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 2: Why why are you talking like that? 20 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 1: What do you mean? 21 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:11,120 Speaker 2: Like? What? And the why? It sounds weird. It sounds 22 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 2: like what are you what are you doing over there? 23 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 2: So what are you doing in my car? 24 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: Well, there was a little bit of a spill in 25 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,319 Speaker 1: your car, and so we're going to fix it. For free, 26 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 1: but the back upholstery needs to be completely steam clean? 27 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:31,920 Speaker 2: What did you do to my car? Okay, I don't 28 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,399 Speaker 2: need you to. Why did you? Why? Why were you 29 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 2: in the back sleet? You didn't need me in the 30 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,240 Speaker 2: back seat? You would jump under the butt? Are you 31 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:38,840 Speaker 2: doing it? 32 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 1: Wasn't me in the back seat? 33 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 2: But there is okay, yeah, I'm glad it wasn't you 34 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:46,960 Speaker 2: in the back. What's are you doing over there? What's 35 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,000 Speaker 2: wrong with my car? What are you doing in my car? 36 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: Well, the car has been fixed. It's just that we 37 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 1: need to make sure the upholstery is nice and clean 38 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 1: and that all the fingerprints and everything have been wiped away. 39 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 2: Are you talking about fingerprints? What the is wrong with 40 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 2: the upholstery? Had nothing to do with the upholstery. What 41 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:06,640 Speaker 2: have you done to my car? 42 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,519 Speaker 1: There was a spill? 43 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:15,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I get that there was a spill, but 44 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:19,640 Speaker 2: like windows, what you're really creeped me out? What what 45 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 2: did you? 46 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:22,799 Speaker 1: What is this? 47 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,520 Speaker 2: Why did you? What are you doing in my car? 48 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:30,160 Speaker 3: It's been days, nail clippings are taking them out and 49 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 3: fingerprints waved and cleaned? 50 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 1: Uh? 51 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 2: Okade, sorry did you say fingernails? What yees in my car. 52 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 1: I just like to make sure that the cars are 53 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 1: completely detailed and clean before we give them back. 54 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 2: And okay, no skipping over that. Let's let's rewind what 55 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:56,640 Speaker 2: you said. 56 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:02,400 Speaker 3: Fingernails, fingerprints, so we don't want those on the windows 57 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 3: or the steering and the spill what wait wait, wait, 58 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:13,240 Speaker 3: what did you do to my car? 59 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 1: Well, like I said, there was just a little bit 60 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 1: of a spill. 61 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, look you said that about the spill. Look, tell 62 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 2: me what what did you do to my car? What 63 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 2: needed to be cleaned? What? Who are you? Why are 64 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 2: you doing this? Why are you saying this? 65 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:32,359 Speaker 1: Taking a car for a test drive? Things? It's kind 66 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:33,480 Speaker 1: of crazy. 67 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 2: Why did you take my car for a test drive? 68 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:40,360 Speaker 2: Why would you touch my car to make sure? You're 69 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 2: weirding me out? Man? What are you doing? 70 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: Taken and the car was in working order? 71 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,360 Speaker 2: What I gotta say it it sounds like you murdered 72 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 2: someone in the back of my car. And I'm confused 73 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 2: and disgusted and you're a creep and I'm gonna call 74 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:54,840 Speaker 2: the point. 75 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 1: I don't know why you think that. 76 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 2: That's what It sounds like. You said their fingerprints and 77 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 2: fingernails and spill. It sounds like you've murdered someone in 78 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 2: my car. 79 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 1: I'll just I have to make another confession, Randall. Clipping 80 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:15,000 Speaker 1: my fingernails and drinking a slurpy in the back of 81 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,560 Speaker 1: your vehicle and it's spilled. 82 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:20,120 Speaker 2: What the fuck is going on? What the tell me? 83 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 2: What the is this? 84 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 1: Hey, Randall, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show 85 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 1: doing a phone rank on you and your girlfriend set 86 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: you up. 87 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 2: Wait, what a rank? 88 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,120 Speaker 1: Yes, it's a joke. She said that your car has 89 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,560 Speaker 1: been in the shop a little longer than expected and 90 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:36,839 Speaker 1: she wanted to freak you out. 91 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:43,240 Speaker 2: Oh my, I mean I'm sitting here, I'm like, you know, 92 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:45,040 Speaker 2: I had to like step away from my dad. I'm like, 93 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:48,640 Speaker 2: who am I talking to you right now? Guys? Oh 94 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,800 Speaker 2: my god, I have to get back to her now. 95 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:52,279 Speaker 2: That's this is ridiculous. 96 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,480 Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.