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Speaker 1: It's another jewel on the twenty. Tell me I'm moving nine. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: is this Kelly? This is Kelly Kelly. My name is

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Speaker 1: Darvin Wood, and I'm the new security guard for your warehouses.

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Speaker 1: The guard before me gave me your number and said

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Speaker 1: that I needed to call you. Yes, yes, yes, Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, tell me your name one more time, Darvin, Darvin. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry we haven't had a chance to meet, but

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Speaker 1: I'm glad that Mark gave you my numbers so we

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Speaker 1: can chat. So fill me in kind of on your

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Speaker 1: experience so far. Okay, well, you know I've only been

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Speaker 1: here for a few hours now. Um, I guess I

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Speaker 1: never knew how dark it got here. Okay, Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you didn't know how dark it gotten in a warehouse. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's really dark. And then I have another question. Do

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Speaker 1: you guys have spiders or anything. I'm sure there are spiders.

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Speaker 1: It's a it's a warehouse. Oh my gosh, are you serious? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Do Mark not give you the flashlight though? To you?

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Speaker 1: He gave me a flashlight. I'm just not really used

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Speaker 1: to it being so dark. And then also the spiders

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Speaker 1: thing is kind of freaking me out a little bit. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: let's back up here for a second. Is there a

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Speaker 1: spider in testation somewhere in the building that were we

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Speaker 1: need to be made aware of? Or are you just

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Speaker 1: like afraid of like a daddy long leg. Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: not really a big fan of spiders in general. But

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Speaker 1: I also have to tell you something else. Earlier, I

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Speaker 1: think I've heard a sound. You're a security guard. Did

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Speaker 1: you check it out? Well? No, but is there somebody

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Speaker 1: else nearby they can take a look. No, you are

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Speaker 1: getting paid to do this. This is your job. I

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Speaker 1: have to be kind of honest. The sound was scary. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you said this sound was scary. What did it

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Speaker 1: sound like? I don't know. It's like a rock or

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Speaker 1: a pebble was thrown against one of the warehouses. It

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Speaker 1: was like a like a p they're calling me because

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Speaker 1: a rock was thrown against one of the warehouse walls. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a rock for sure,

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Speaker 1: but it could have been anything. It could have been

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Speaker 1: a scary clown throwing rocks, or a guy dressed up

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Speaker 1: as a scary clown throwing rocks. I don't I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Why would you think that it's a clown? Did you

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Speaker 1: see somebody walking around the still? No? But I've seen

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Speaker 1: a lot of movies where, like you know, a clown

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Speaker 1: will like throw a rock or something to get the

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Speaker 1: security guard to come and investigate, and then when they

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Speaker 1: go look at it, they grab them, you know, So, Darvin,

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Speaker 1: there are no clowns out there. Well, I'm just scared.

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Speaker 1: I've never been a security guard before. Do you do

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Speaker 1: you think you could just come help me this one

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Speaker 1: time and just come look with me. This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: This is your job. You need to go and investigate. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll go take a look. But if I don't come back,

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Speaker 1: can you tell my mom that I loved her? Sure?

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Speaker 1: If you want me to tell your mom, I will

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Speaker 1: tell your mom. But please just go invest inigate, go

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Speaker 1: do your job. Thank you, Darvin. I need you to

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Speaker 1: quit calling this number. Well, I know you're I know

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Speaker 1: you're Are you sound annoyed at least? Are you yet?

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Speaker 1: I'm extremely annoyed. Did you go and check out the sound, Darvin?

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Speaker 1: I did, and everything's fine. I don't have an emergency.

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Speaker 1: I'm not scared of anything. I just had an update

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Speaker 1: for you. You're not supposed to call me for update.

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Speaker 1: You can email me. I'd give me my email address.

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Speaker 1: Please email me update. No, no, I know, but you're

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Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna want to hear this update. I promise

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Speaker 1: you're gonna want to hear it. Fine, Darwin, what is

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Speaker 1: the update? You know the guard dog Zeus? What about him?

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Speaker 1: Check this out? I taught him to roll over and

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Speaker 1: I scratched his belly and it was so cute. You

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Speaker 1: have to see it when you come to work on Monday.

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Speaker 1: You have to see Are you freaking kidding me? Devin?

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Speaker 1: You're calling me? This was my personal number with an emergency.

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Speaker 1: Tell me that you taught Zeus to roll over? No,

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Speaker 1: not an emergency, so I mean, unless it's a cute emergency.

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Speaker 1: But you have to see this next time you're gonna work. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no no, this is not what you use this number. Four.

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Speaker 1: I never want you to call me again. Do you

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Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying here? Well, not even if I

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Speaker 1: teach him to shake, No, not even any Are you

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Speaker 1: freaking kidding me? You don't keat a guard dog to

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Speaker 1: do tricks. He's there to guard well, I know, I know,

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Speaker 1: but he and I were playing because all those other

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Speaker 1: guys you know, they showed up with their truck to

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Speaker 1: to grab stuff from the warehouse. So he and I

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Speaker 1: just went and played ohoooa, whoa, whoa, what what? What's

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Speaker 1: after hours? Who was coming to the warehouse to grab

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Speaker 1: stuff with their trucks? I don't remember their name. They

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Speaker 1: just said they were the pick some stuff up and

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Speaker 1: I was like, come on in, I'll get the dog

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Speaker 1: out of the way, and no what Yeah, yeah, they

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Speaker 1: seem nice though. I don't know where they were going.

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Speaker 1: But you know, it was like a pickup truck too,

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Speaker 1: which was weird. I thought it should have been like

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Speaker 1: a bigger truck. But anyway, things are fine. Things are

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Speaker 1: not fine. I'm coming down there right now, Darvin, you

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Speaker 1: are getting fired, and I'm probably gonna call the cops

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Speaker 1: on you. Well, in that case, I should tell you

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Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call, because I don't want to

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Speaker 1: get fired. I don't even work there. I guess what. Oh,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. Your best friend

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Speaker 1: Skyler set you up. What oh, no freaking way. He

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Speaker 1: said that you've been having issues hiring quality security guards lately,

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Speaker 1: so this was a nightmare. You can't see me. You

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Speaker 1: probably thought you hired the worst security guard of all time.

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Speaker 1: Huh No, no, no, you'd made a surprise at what

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Speaker 1: ideal with weak up every morning the twenties on moving

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Speaker 1: Natty two point five weed them