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Speaker 2: time to get you get your head right. Basically, it's
Speaker 2: time to get your head right. Speaking of getting your
Speaker 2: head right, here's here's what I've been Here's what I've
Speaker 2: been following on TikTok lately. And really, whatever algorithm you're
Speaker 2: involved in on TikTok is kind of where your head's at.
Speaker 2: I mean, whatever it is. So think about yourself. What
Speaker 2: are you seeing the most of as you're scrolling TikTok
Speaker 2: whatever that is. And I'm not judging, Okay, I've been
Speaker 2: involved in some weird TikTok out algorithms. I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: whatever yours is, that's what's going on in your brain.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: So here's what's going on in mine. Cave diving cave diving.
Speaker 2: And I'm not I'm not somebody who gets super claustrophobic,
Speaker 2: but I can. I've been in tight spots before and
Speaker 2: I've kind of felt it. I get more so claustrophobic
Speaker 2: when i get super super like hot, like warm, and
Speaker 2: I'm I'm like tight, like in with a bunch of people,
Speaker 2: like a big crowd, and there's nowhere you can go
Speaker 2: and there's nothing you can do. And then you start
Speaker 2: to like get the fast breathing because you're breathing because
Speaker 2: you can't. You can't. You just can't get fresh air.
Speaker 2: You're all sweaty, the sun's beating down on you. Concerts,
Speaker 2: I feel that someway at concerts. I like to be
Speaker 2: able to move around a little bit. But with that
Speaker 2: being said, this cave diving, I've been watching these people. Man,
Speaker 2: this is like this is their hobby. They just they
Speaker 2: like to dive in into the smallest possible hole into
Speaker 2: the ground and just explore. And I'll tell you what,
Speaker 2: I'm kind of into it, Like I think it's cool
Speaker 2: that they're doing this. I could never do this. I'm
Speaker 2: just I'm looking down right now, I've gained some weight.
Speaker 2: Let's be honest, I've gained weight. I am at the
Speaker 2: highest weight I have ever been in my life right now.
Speaker 2: And if I was to take that weight down into
Speaker 2: the caves, I got a feeling. I know where I'm
Speaker 2: getting stuck, you know, Johnny getting stuck at that dude?
Speaker 2: Thank you, Johnny. Now that belly, man, I definitely is
Speaker 2: where I would get stuck. Uh and then what you
Speaker 2: suck it in? But then you're stuck at the sides,
Speaker 2: like it's pretty tight spots. If you've never seen this
Speaker 2: where the people just go down in the caves. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna play some audio here. This is from a TikTok
Speaker 2: I watched these two. They're down inside a cave currently okay,
Speaker 2: but it's not going well. And now there is another
Speaker 2: part to it, and I'm not I'm gonna play that
Speaker 2: for you. I'm just gonna play this one little part.
Speaker 2: But the second part to this is them trying to
Speaker 2: get out. Now they do get out, nobody is gonna
Speaker 2: be putting on TikTok. I wait and think that they
Speaker 2: that they they die, but I could only imagine what
Speaker 2: they're what they're feeling, the disorientation, like, so Johnny, actually,
Speaker 2: will you look up, what are some of the fears
Speaker 2: people have or what are some of the issues people
Speaker 2: have when they go down into the caves. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: so here's here's what actually kills like cave divers. So
Speaker 2: here's what they go through. Okay, Basically, they're they're lost
Speaker 2: or they get disoriented, which is what happens with these guys. Okay,
Speaker 2: when I play this clip, they do get a little
Speaker 2: bit lost and start to wonder where they're at. Okay,
Speaker 2: their visibility starts to deteriorate, and eventually you run out
Speaker 2: of breathing there oxygen. Now, because these are people that
Speaker 2: are just dropped, they're in there as little clothes as possible. Okay,
Speaker 2: and I'm not I don't mean they're wearing like booty shirts,
Speaker 2: but they're wearing like tight pants. They're wearing a tight shirt,
Speaker 2: they've got gloves, they've got you know, shoes that are
Speaker 2: built for for hiking. Because this is kind of the
Speaker 2: I would say this is probably pretty similar to to hiking.
Speaker 2: When you say cave diving, hiking, kind of the same thing,
Speaker 2: just maybe less danger involved in hiking or just different dangers.
Speaker 2: I guess I don't want to diss on the folks
Speaker 2: who hike but or downplay. I'm not dissing on anybody,
Speaker 2: but to downplay the hikers, but to beat down in
Speaker 2: a cave and the folks that I've seen, they do
Speaker 2: it in pairs, And I don't know if maybe that's
Speaker 2: something you're supposed to do, like maybe that's one of
Speaker 2: the techniques, is to go in pairs in that way
Speaker 2: if you do, in fact get stuck. Because I saw
Speaker 2: one TikTok where these two kids, they kids are tea,
Speaker 2: they're probably in their twenties, but they went down to
Speaker 2: the caves. One of them got stuck as their body
Speaker 2: was kind of like, uh, in an L shaped and
Speaker 2: he just couldn't get out. He just couldn't get out.
Speaker 2: And the one guy was able to go back and
Speaker 2: he was able to go and call for help. Well,
Speaker 2: then think about it. You're stuck down in tight hole
Speaker 2: down in the cave. When you get stuck and you
Speaker 2: call for help, that means the fire and rescue comes.
Speaker 2: They just got to go down in that hole and
Speaker 2: try to pull you out. I mean that's that's literally
Speaker 2: all they can do. Well, let's play this clip because
Speaker 2: I just want you to kind of get an idea
Speaker 2: of uh what what we're talking about her?
Speaker 5: Oh this is one of the worst.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 5: All right, so come in. Your feet are gonna hit this?
Speaker 4: No, no, just go over it.
Speaker 5: Let's go over this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I just keep scooting.
Speaker 5: Me when you go headlamp under you.
Speaker 2: Human should never ever put in this position.
Speaker 5: Here's your headlamp that you were riding on. This is
Speaker 5: where my caustophobia starts, really fucking me.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: There's a shoe and a glove down here too.
Speaker 5: Really, this is when I just play with rocks to
Speaker 5: distract myself from what I'm doing. It's all funny games
Speaker 5: until you get in here, and then.
Speaker 4: If I go into that next spot you can't turn
Speaker 4: around in.
Speaker 2: That it keeps going right, yeah, Oh my jesus, wait,
Speaker 2: when do we turn around?
Speaker 5: You can't for a little while. If you get wedged
Speaker 5: in there, don't freak out.
Speaker 4: You can.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, getting this is really fun, Brandon.
Speaker 4: So can you stand up yet?
Speaker 5: I can't even know. Oh Jesus, boy, I guess I
Speaker 5: gotta go.
Speaker 4: This is terrible.
Speaker 5: Why did I do this?
Speaker 4: Why did I.
Speaker 5: Come back a third time?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 5: I'll be over there in one second. Oh I hate
Speaker 5: this part so much.
Speaker 4: Oh me, oh shit, Oh wait, where are you here?
Speaker 4: That's the wrong way.
Speaker 5: Wait, I feel like, all right, well.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty ready to get out of here. To be honest, well,
Speaker 4: reached my limit, so this is the wrong You don't know.
Speaker 5: I just need to chill for a second.
Speaker 4: I don't remember this at all.
Speaker 2: I know this room is very just yet all the
Speaker 2: hole give directions and ship I need to get out, okay,
Speaker 2: eating for real? Yes, yeah, all of these.
Speaker 5: Are dead ends. I've never seen this part of the
Speaker 5: cave before. We gotta go through here, win right now? Alright,
Speaker 5: hold on, just let me get ahold of myself for
Speaker 5: a second. Yep, this way there we go. Perfect.
Speaker 4: Wait, I just come this way so we can turn around.
Speaker 5: I just want to get out of here, alright, Okay.
Speaker 4: Listens around.
Speaker 2: So these two they are down in the cave. There's
Speaker 2: just hole, just a random hole in the woods. They
Speaker 2: drop down in it, and they just want to explore.
Speaker 2: They spent three and a half hours in the cave.
Speaker 2: Three and a half hours. Now the next the final part,
Speaker 2: And I didn't play this, but the last part of
Speaker 2: this TikTok. There's a whole other part here. They do
Speaker 2: get out, it's three and a half hours, but they
Speaker 2: do get lost. They don't know where they're at. And
Speaker 2: that's the guys. His claustrophobia starts to really hit him,
Speaker 2: and he's going he's looking around and there's what maybe
Speaker 2: three four different holes that you could just keep going in,
Speaker 2: and he doesn't know which one the right way. But
Speaker 2: he's ready to get out. Okay, he's feeling it. He
Speaker 2: knows if he doesn't get out of this hole, there's
Speaker 2: gonna be problems. I can't imagine. I would be stressed,
Speaker 2: just wressed out. So I had Johnny look up some
Speaker 2: of the major hazards to look to look at or
Speaker 2: what they deal with when you're down in a cave. Now,
Speaker 2: obviously no direct access to the surface. So if you're
Speaker 2: hundreds of thousands of feet into a cave, simply ascending
Speaker 2: is not an option. Okay, So you just have to
Speaker 2: know mentally, this is where you're at. There's only one
Speaker 2: way out, and when it's time to go turn around
Speaker 2: and go back, it's turned time to turn around and
Speaker 2: go back. Now you can run out of air, and
Speaker 2: that's something that a lot of folks have to think about.
Speaker 2: Nearly a thousand recreational diving fatalities are found because they
Speaker 2: out of breathing air. Fort of the cases come out
Speaker 2: that way, so that's the biggest one. They probably get
Speaker 2: that claustaphobia. They're lost, eventually run out of air. You
Speaker 2: certainly will get lost. Cave passengers can branch repeatedly, okay,
Speaker 2: so losing the continuous guideline to the exit that can
Speaker 2: that can become caustophobic, zero fisibility, Okay, you're not gonna
Speaker 2: be able to see anything. So a lot of the
Speaker 2: folks that I've seen on TikTok cave diving, they do
Speaker 2: have one of those light headbands, okay, so as they're
Speaker 2: looking around, they have a spotlight. But that's all you got.
Speaker 2: There's not electricity down there, so you're not gonna have
Speaker 2: any ability to have secondary light. If you were to
Speaker 2: lose your headband light and if you don't bring that
Speaker 2: or flashlight, you're screwed. You could have equipment failure. That's
Speaker 2: another thing that folks deal with. Whether that's oxygen tanks
Speaker 2: of some type, the lights that would be the big one,
Speaker 2: the lights, or if your clothes get caught, if you
Speaker 2: were to break a limb something you know, physically cause
Speaker 2: which then could turn into a different medical emergency, like
Speaker 2: maybe a cardiac event or a seizure or a loss
Speaker 2: of consciousness. I mean, sometimes you can find water, right,
Speaker 2: but then what where's our water lead to? What kind
Speaker 2: of water's coming at you? What's in the water. I'm
Speaker 2: getting nervous just thinking. I'm getting nervous just thinking about it.
Speaker 2: The panic, the panic and overload of task. Here's that
Speaker 2: right there, I think is what would get me once
Speaker 2: things started to go south and you knew this is
Speaker 2: where I'm at, and you never know because the people
Speaker 2: I've been watching that our cave diving, there's usually two people,
Speaker 2: one of them fairly confident, keep going, here's what we're doing.
Speaker 2: You're doing good, blah blah blah, right, keeping the other
Speaker 2: one going. The other one is being honest, and I
Speaker 2: don't think I can go any further. I don't know
Speaker 2: where we're at. I'm stuck. What day is it? You
Speaker 2: know things like that? If you both panic, I mean,
Speaker 2: you gotta have one person that is locked in and
Speaker 2: they just know I despite how I'm feeling, what I
Speaker 2: say is going to have to be positive for the
Speaker 2: sake of the group, for the sake of the trip,
Speaker 2: sake for the dive, right has to because if not,
Speaker 2: I mean you maybe living down there, I'm actually surprised.
Speaker 2: And maybe they're good at this, you know, maybe it's
Speaker 2: not as in some of these caves, some of these
Speaker 2: holes out there. I mean, maybe there's not just people
Speaker 2: rotting in there. I mean, maybe they don't get that
Speaker 2: deep into it. I don't know, because otherwise, why wouldn't
Speaker 2: some of these people as they are, you know, as
Speaker 2: they're crawling around down there, you think they wouldn't come
Speaker 2: across some remnants of people, right, or animals or something.
Speaker 2: I just see a lot of clear cave. But again,
Speaker 2: that's just what I'm seeing because I guess if you die,
Speaker 2: you're not posting to TikTok, are you. You have to
Speaker 2: you have to schedule those things to post while you're
Speaker 2: down there. I wonder what kind of reception they get.
Speaker 2: I know they're filming, they have a GoPro, you know,
Speaker 2: like they're filming one. A kind of reception they get
Speaker 2: where maybe maybe they very well could post while they're
Speaker 2: down there in case things get dicey. I don't know
Speaker 2: that's something I would have do. One United States study, though,
Speaker 2: estimated about three hundred and six million recreational dives happened
Speaker 2: from two thousand and six to twenty fifteen. So nine years, okay,
Speaker 2: nine years, three hundred and six million recreational dives. Five
Speaker 2: hundred and sixty three deaths out of that three hundred
Speaker 2: and six million recreational dives. So it sounds fairly safe, right,
Speaker 2: It sounds fairly safe. I mean, that's only one point
Speaker 2: eight fatalities per million dives, so like, that's not too bad.
Speaker 2: But then when you factor in that that actually also
Speaker 2: primarily counts for recreational scuba diving and not just k diving. Well,
Speaker 2: I'm sure that risk, that risk jumps. I don't know,
Speaker 2: You're not gonna see me diving any caves anytime soon.
Speaker 2: I will certainly tell you that right now. You know, Johnny,
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is something. I mean, you're
Speaker 2: a runner. I don't know if running and hiking and
Speaker 2: is the same as you'd maybe want to jump into
Speaker 2: a cave hole, but it's certainly possibility. I don't know.
Speaker 2: One of the things that got me is like, because
Speaker 2: you know, you go like scuba diving. I mean you
Speaker 2: just swim up. I mean that's the deal, the normal
Speaker 2: scuba you know, the surfaces above you. You're voluntarily trapped
Speaker 2: until you want to be out, swim back up right.
Speaker 2: But not this, No, you are just sitting in the dark.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, not my cup of tea, but
Speaker 2: I would. I'm interested. This is my TikTok, right, this
Speaker 2: is where my brain's at right now. What does it mean?
Speaker 2: There's gotta be some kind of like deeper meaning of
Speaker 2: why I'm into the cave dives right now. Like, it's
Speaker 2: not just I like watching people in tight spaces, you know,
Speaker 2: crawl around in the dirt. Some psychologists out there, I'm
Speaker 2: sure is breaking this down. There's gotta be something more
Speaker 2: to it. There's gotta be. Luckily, though, it's football season
Speaker 2: and we will have your NFL divisional previews and more.
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Speaker 2: That's gonna be a good one, Johnny. No cave diving
Speaker 2: allowed in this one. No, We're just gonna be sitting
Speaker 2: in the studio, drinking beers, talking ball because it is
Speaker 2: in fact that time of here. So we will talk
Speaker 2: to you that next week. NFL Preview with Eric Larsen
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