Speaker 1: It's another double phone frame morning the twenties. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: this is Trevor. Trevor.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, Hello, my name is Trevor, and I'm calling
Speaker 2: from bank. I was looking for Shana because there's apparently
Speaker 2: a problem with your internet service provider.
Speaker 1: Is the problem? Okay? Wait?
Speaker 2: Well I'm so sorry. Okay, Okay, go ahead. I know
Speaker 2: there's some problem with something. Maybe your internet is down
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: No, my internet is not down, and that has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with the bank. Okay.
Speaker 2: No, I'm walked out of all of my accounts and
Speaker 2: I need someone to help me get that.
Speaker 1: I stuck. Okay, I'm sorry. You're locked out of your
Speaker 1: house right now. Like we don't do that at the bank.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. No, I walk out of my accounts,
Speaker 1: like all of my banking accounts.
Speaker 2: Okay. Well, one issue might be because we don't have
Speaker 2: keys for the accounts like passwords.
Speaker 1: My passwords. Oh you mean like online? Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, So you're locked out of your accounts and then
Speaker 2: you're not able to open them up.
Speaker 1: Is that's correct? Okay?
Speaker 2: The problem one second. My name is Trevor. I know, okay,
Speaker 2: and I'm going to put you on a brief hold.
Speaker 1: Okay, one second.
Speaker 2: Please hold Okay, I'm I might, I might kill my ex.
Speaker 2: Not the best idea is new friends.
Speaker 1: Next, I'm not I did you?
Speaker 2: Are you doing anything? That was the song killed? Bill
Speaker 2: By says oh that I was singing right there because I.
Speaker 1: Don't care what the okay, Well, can you just help me?
Speaker 2: Yes, I just need to put you on a brief hold.
Speaker 2: My name is Trevor.
Speaker 1: Okay. At first, I was afraid I was on hold
Speaker 1: for Trevor.
Speaker 2: So many nights, thinking about how you're not placing me
Speaker 2: on hold.
Speaker 1: I can hear you singing.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm gonna full transparency mode. Since I'm new,
Speaker 2: I'm still trying to learn how to work the phone system,
Speaker 2: so I'm looking for how to get you into the
Speaker 2: hold cue. But I figured, like, since you know we
Speaker 2: have hold music, I would just perform it for you.
Speaker 1: You have to, you don't have to, that's okay. I'd
Speaker 1: rather you.
Speaker 2: Just focus on getting answers to my issue than sing.
Speaker 1: I really don't need you singing.
Speaker 2: Well, but like we have hold music, and that's part
Speaker 2: of like the thing that I don't.
Speaker 1: Need hold music. I don't like music. I don't like music. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: please hold today.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like doing it.
Speaker 1: I just I don't. I don't want to hear that dog.
Speaker 1: Stop stuck, Okay, wet me in touch with someone who
Speaker 1: can better assist me, who can assist me in general?
Speaker 1: You are not helping, okay.
Speaker 2: So in order to do that, I have to place
Speaker 2: you on hold. But I don't know how to do that.
Speaker 2: So I think we're kind of stuck here.
Speaker 1: Transfer don't hold, Transfer me to someone you want me just.
Speaker 2: Walk down the hall that I can't because I have
Speaker 2: a heads up, but it has like.
Speaker 1: Accord on it. Transfer the call.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to do that yet, and I
Speaker 2: feel like, like now I'm kind of scared because I.
Speaker 1: Don't know what do you know how to do? Well?
Speaker 1: I do know how to like juggle Trevor regarding this job.
Speaker 1: What do you know how to do?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Well, I could tell you it's a frank call. I don't.
Speaker 2: This is actually Jubile from the Jubil Show doing a
Speaker 2: phone break on you and your boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Set you up. Stop. He said you've been having an
Speaker 1: issue with the bank and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1: I'm going to kill him. Oh my god, I thought
Speaker 1: I was helping you out.
Speaker 2: Great, that was actually your voice, Like that is actually you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well yes, it's part of me. Yes, please keep
Speaker 1: your day job. Wake up every morning with Jubal's phone
Speaker 1: Branks