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Speaker 1: Ah man, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep ye do

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Speaker 1: a podcast. Hey man, I am rejuvenated, rejuvenated after having

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Speaker 1: President's Day off. I feel good. I feel ready to go.

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Speaker 1: I didn't okay, I feel bad.

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Speaker 2: Charmed life you're living?

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Speaker 1: Can you tell me how you're feeling? Because you looked

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Speaker 1: like death? That was last week? Yeah? Yeah, but would

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Speaker 1: you like to? I mean maybe?

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Speaker 2: Are you explained it to everybody else?

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Speaker 3: You know what I forgot to do. I didn't get

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Speaker 3: to bed. We know that we didn't expect you to

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Speaker 3: do that. I had worked so long ago, and you

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Speaker 3: the weekend, and now this is just the ramifications of

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Speaker 3: being sick. The voice drops a little octaves.

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Speaker 1: Can you tell us everything that was wrong with you?

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Speaker 2: Dude?

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Speaker 3: I narrowed it down. I thought it was lunch meat.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was it was the Valentine's meal. I

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Speaker 3: thought it was allergic to shrimp. Maybe pistachios.

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Speaker 2: Dude. I came into work on Friday and I was

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Speaker 2: ghost white.

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Speaker 1: Your pick? Sure, you posted on the Sore Losers Facebook page.

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Speaker 1: You looked see through like you almost looked like you

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Speaker 3: It started on Thursday, right around dinner time, and I

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Speaker 3: Went to bed, woke up, dude, and I felt like

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Speaker 3: and had to muscle through. I was pacy. I couldn't

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Speaker 3: And I went home, and I mean slept for forty

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Speaker 1: Was it like vomit sick? No?

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Speaker 3: Was it My appetite wasn't vomit, hugh crazy fever. I

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Speaker 2: I was cold.

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Speaker 3: I still had an appetite. I tried having one drink,

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Speaker 3: I know I don't feel right. And then that was

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Speaker 3: I was watching golf. I watched The Genesis the entire weekend.

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Speaker 3: What me and Tiger had the exact same symptoms. Tiger

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Speaker 3: pulled out of the tournament at the same time. Me

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Speaker 1: So what you're saying is you had a hay fever.

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Speaker 1: So I don't know what the hell it was. Moved

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Speaker 3: But that was part one. Phase two, it turned into allergies.

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Speaker 3: I sneezed, my nose was running, I was doing a

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Speaker 3: This one's pink that I'm sucking off. I mean, but

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Speaker 3: Everybody's like, man, your voice sounds weird. Man, you must

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Speaker 3: I never knew you could feel this good. I love

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Speaker 3: this feeling, Dude. After you sleep for so long.

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Speaker 1: And what's funny is you don't realize it's humanly possible

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Speaker 1: And you think, oh, I'm just gonna go lay down,

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Speaker 3: But Friday, dude, I'd already had solid sleeps Friday. I

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Speaker 3: I'm five feet away from him sleeping. I mean, Doug,

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Speaker 3: No, just because their parents are in their sickwe don't.

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Speaker 3: If we're sick, we quarantined. So Laura didn't even stand

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Speaker 1: Wow, so she didn't watch the Genesis.

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Speaker 3: No, she was up there watching girls shows. And if

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Speaker 2: No? No, we didn't know. It's not you saw my

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Speaker 1: Dude, Listen, when my grandpa was on his last legs,

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Speaker 1: The one thing he did tell you is, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty cool because they give you a sponge bath.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, Grandpa, I don't need to hear that. Like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know that means you're sick.

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Speaker 2: But dude, yeah, I'm better. So this is I'm I'm good.

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Speaker 2: There wasn't a lot of backlash for us not doing

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Speaker 1: There couldn't be. It was President's Today. I was out

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Speaker 1: honoring our presidents, but you weren't. No, I was. I

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Speaker 2: And is this a segue to your trip? No?

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Speaker 1: No, I will talk about my trip. But I think

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Speaker 2: Let's do the Yeah, let's just uh. I think this

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 2: He got it on a good site. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 3: Arnold has been off all week. He's been playing presidents

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Speaker 1: He said, Oh, he said his favorite president was Woodrow Wilson.

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Speaker 1: Don't know how he picked that one, but that's what

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Speaker 3: Van Buren sometimes me and Justin just make fun of

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Speaker 3: stuff and we'll start naming old presidents. We're all be like, man,

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Speaker 3: I haven't felt good since the Clinton administration. Then he'll

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Speaker 3: be like, man, Ohio State basketball hasn't looked good since

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Speaker 1: I like it, except for Ohio State. Buyers are coach

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Speaker 1: and they beat Purdue. Explain it to me?

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Speaker 3: And I read the text messages. Did we predict it?

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Speaker 3: We have to do a second to justin. It was

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Speaker 3: going off all weekend. I'll try and spare you guys

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Speaker 3: I have to read You want to read it right now?

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Speaker 2: Yes, you gonna hold your nuts. We're talking about Clint Eastwood?

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Speaker 1: What what? What were you guys talking about Clint Eastwood?

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Speaker 1: Was he at the Genesis? I got a question, how

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but I said, there you go. I go.

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Speaker 2: You're talking so much crap about these people at our

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's great, all right.

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Speaker 3: But I was saying, I go, hey, dude, Ohio State,

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Speaker 3: first team to forfeit against the sixteen seed. We're just

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Speaker 3: making fun of Purdue. This is before the game. And

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Speaker 3: then I go, I go, don't look now the Ohio,

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Speaker 3: the Ohio. I disrespect him and didn't say State upset

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Speaker 3: the Purdue. Ed Lee's I said, I just read that

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I guess. He won parlays all weekend.

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Speaker 1: Holy crap, dude, you want did you see who hit

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Speaker 1: a big parlay?

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Speaker 2: Uh? No, des Bryant, No.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, Oh my god, seaching for the

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Speaker 1: story or oh he bet seven in one hundred and

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Speaker 1: sixty seven dollars on a thirteen leg college basketball parlay

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Speaker 1: and he hit it for four hundred and sixteen thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: So that's what he's doing now.

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Speaker 1: And he missed out on a million dollar parlay because

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Speaker 1: Washington lost to California and basketball.

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Speaker 3: He can't predict college basketball. I mean, Kentucky beats Auburn

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Speaker 3: by fifteen.

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Speaker 1: Bro, look at Kacher. Look at the stack of cash

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Speaker 1: he's getting at the casino. The four hundred thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Now we see it.

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Speaker 3: NFL and pro athletes doing their off seasons and wow, retirement.

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Speaker 1: That is stacks upon stacks upon stacks. That's pretty awesome.

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Speaker 2: It's the one he won. I want to see the one.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I understand he loses a lot more than

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Speaker 1: he wins. He lose it. That that's why the story

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Speaker 1: is hilarious. And it's like, it's unclear how frequently or

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Speaker 1: of a better Bryant is, but he clearly has a

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Speaker 1: knack for winning big wagers. I'm like, no, you idiots,

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Speaker 1: he does not. He is not a professional gambler. He

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Speaker 1: doesn't have a knack. He hit a couple, he hit

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Speaker 1: that one big one, and he hit won on the

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Speaker 1: Chiefs for the Super Bowl. That's it. He's probably losing

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Speaker 1: most of the time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a real way to break that down. I

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Speaker 3: would say everybody's losing more than they're winning. Me and

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Speaker 3: my wife we did the w two, the taxes, whatever

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Speaker 3: they give us. We had made like two dollars for

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Speaker 3: the entire year. So there's people that are honest. But

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Speaker 3: there are the people that say, hey, I.

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Speaker 2: Only bet football and I win four thousand a season.

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Speaker 2: There you go. If they're being honest with you, You're like, wow,

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Speaker 2: you're the select person that actually wins money at sports benning.

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Speaker 3: That's awesome. Then there's my buddy Danny. Dude, he's won

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Speaker 3: seven thousand dollars in three days apparently just it's easy

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Speaker 3: to bet right now, He's won seven thousand and three days.

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Speaker 2: But that's the same dumbass. He'll have it lost by Friday.

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Speaker 3: So there's those people where I just know it's just

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Speaker 3: a it's a wash. But if maybe it does. Bryant,

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Speaker 3: he's wanted the few that then is responsible with his

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Speaker 3: money and he's gonna end up up for the entire year.

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Speaker 2: Let's do this intro.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it.

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Speaker 2: Let's do it. Yeah, Arnold's not here. We're gonna do

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Speaker 3: Then I'm a city mouse, then a country mouse, city mouse, country.

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Speaker 2: Mouse, city mouse, country mouse, city mouse. Over to you, coach.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, let's take it trip.

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Speaker 1: So why don't we go to Chattanooga for the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Everybody talks about how beautiful Chattanooga is. Random city, random city.

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Speaker 1: Well, when you're booking it on Thursday night, you're just thinking, okay, Airbnb,

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Speaker 2: Yes, skateboard yeah. Oh he poor Ridge.

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Speaker 1: The biker and the skateboarder were going back and forth

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, And people are running and people are walking

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Speaker 3: Everything you are naming right now, old bridge, old carousel,

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, uh houses, old boarded up houses too.

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Speaker 2: Did you see anything that was vibrant?

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Speaker 1: They were building some apartments in some places.

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Speaker 2: Great, so it'll be good in twenty twenty seven.

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Speaker 1: About right. And so we go to take the stairs

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Speaker 2: Hey kid than me.

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Speaker 3: That was me for about three weeks and moving. I

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Speaker 1: I'm not knocking it. Maybe he was on the move

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Speaker 2: It's gonna say he never seen you, grandpa Keeth.

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Speaker 2: I remember I thought it was damn Raleigh fingers.

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Speaker 1: So we go on the carousel. Do this old ass carousel?

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you best thing ever?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I thought we were going down another bad road.

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Speaker 1: Dude is old man, he's probably eighty five. He's working

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Speaker 2: Does this town have any college kids?

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Speaker 1: They had uc Chattanooga. We drove through it and we

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Speaker 2: He's really made him proud.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think I guess he went to college there.

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Speaker 2: Did he win at Super Bowl?

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Speaker 1: Everybody's vocal. So we do the carousel. It's a dollar

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Speaker 2: Old man's not taking our seats.

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Speaker 1: A old man couldn't have given a shit less dude.

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Speaker 2: That's America, dude.

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Speaker 1: So we rode that thing for thirty minutes for a dollar.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'll be honest, I was getting like I felt

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Speaker 1: was gonna puote. Yeah, my kids are I want to

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Speaker 2: And I'm just like, all right, No.

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Speaker 3: After about three spins, you start seeing the stars from

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Speaker 1: It was. And so my wife got off after like five,

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Speaker 1: We got to find somewhere to eat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys have been looking for somebod to eat

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, the carousel to distract the kids put them

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Speaker 2: Didn't need that.

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Speaker 1: Story, I know. And so we go to eat nothing.

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Speaker 1: But we walk up back the steps.

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Speaker 2: Hey, kid, let me reb your bruise.

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Speaker 1: And no teeth. Larry's sitting up there or no teeth.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just don't say Larry or Jerry. We don't need

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, kids, just go up the

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Speaker 2: This dirt hill. Wow, what a nice little sidewalk place

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, because this dude's sitting on the top

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Speaker 2: So it would you say it's about as homeless as

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I'm not that homeless. It's not that bad.

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Speaker 1: It's not Portland.

435
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,520
Speaker 3: Because Nashville has so many tourists. That's why the homeless

436
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:43,280
Speaker 3: were able to thrive.

437
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,119
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, this was just right here at this bridge.

438
00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:48,080
Speaker 1: We ran into him, but then we run into another

439
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,280
Speaker 1: homeless when we run up the dirt mountain and get

440
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,560
Speaker 1: to the sidewalk, and he's and he just looks like

441
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,800
Speaker 1: fat Albert. Okay, you know who fat Albert is. So

442
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,880
Speaker 1: and my kid runs by him and he just stops

443
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,200
Speaker 1: and at my kid.

444
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,040
Speaker 2: He was just wondering what your kid's doing in his turf?

445
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And it's my three year old and he

446
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,040
Speaker 1: running up the sidewalk and my other two kids are

447
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,240
Speaker 1: coming up the hill and the guy's just standing there

448
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,880
Speaker 1: staring at him. He doesn't say a word.

449
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:12,560
Speaker 2: Here we go.

450
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:16,320
Speaker 1: You guys are squaring up, and he's just staring at him,

451
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:17,480
Speaker 1: staring at him.

452
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,760
Speaker 2: Are you stepping in?

453
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,080
Speaker 1: And so I stand in between him and as the

454
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,000
Speaker 1: kids are coming up the.

455
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,359
Speaker 2: Mountain, the dirt hill, what are you, Joe Rogan?

456
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:25,920
Speaker 1: Well no, I'm just at my back to him, like

457
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,440
Speaker 1: all right, and we're gonna go this way. We're gonna

458
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,440
Speaker 1: go this way. And he just sits there. And then

459
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,119
Speaker 1: my wife gets up the little dirt hill. She starts walking,

460
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,280
Speaker 1: she starts staring at him, and then he turns and

461
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,760
Speaker 1: just kind of walks watches this you and he doesn't

462
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,320
Speaker 1: say anything. I was like, have a good night, dude.

463
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,440
Speaker 2: Maybe he lived in the hills and never learn English.

464
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,360
Speaker 2: I think about that.

465
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,520
Speaker 1: Watched this walk away and I was like, how's a

466
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,159
Speaker 1: little weird. So we go eat, no big deal. Then

467
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,760
Speaker 1: we're headed back down to the car. But we gotta

468
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,199
Speaker 1: go back down those steps. Guess what a man of

469
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,080
Speaker 1: the family should have went and got the car alonger

470
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,159
Speaker 1: thought about that, But there's no parking This was the

471
00:20:55,160 --> 00:21:02,120
Speaker 1: parking lot. Dude, Uh toothless carry He's gone now ship face.

472
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:05,480
Speaker 1: Sally's sitting there, a woman and she's got all these

473
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,200
Speaker 1: bottles lined up, and she's got her shoes and socks off.

474
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,359
Speaker 2: What is she doing? Fatanyl cocaine, meth.

475
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:16,600
Speaker 1: Probably meth, probably if I had a guess, And we're

476
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,800
Speaker 1: gonna go down the stairs and she stands up. She goes,

477
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,879
Speaker 1: I need you to go get me some ice water.

478
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,639
Speaker 1: I'm like, excuse me. She goes, I need ice water.

479
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:29,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be sleeping out here. I need some ice water.

480
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:33,200
Speaker 2: Dad, let's help her. And I'm like, kids are scarred.

481
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:37,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, she goes, you need to find somewhere around

482
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,040
Speaker 1: here that's opening get me some ice water.

483
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,479
Speaker 2: Very demanding. Nobody talks to me like that.

484
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, we'll just go this way. Like, we're

485
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,800
Speaker 1: not gonna go down the stairs. Kids they're like, why Dad,

486
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,800
Speaker 1: that's where the car is. Like, we'll just go that way.

487
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,919
Speaker 1: We're leaving the car. We'll find another way. And she's like,

488
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,400
Speaker 1: you're going to get me that ice water. I was like, yeah,

489
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,120
Speaker 1: I'm just going right over here to get ice water.

490
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,240
Speaker 2: I'm going in the river.

491
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,080
Speaker 1: And so we walked down a little bit about we

492
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:03,560
Speaker 1: have a block and we find chalk wall alley or

493
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,639
Speaker 1: chalkboard alley. It's all the walls or chalkboards, so the

494
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,800
Speaker 1: kids can drawl all over the walls and they got

495
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,920
Speaker 1: chalk provided. Pretty cool little thing in downtown Chattanooga.

496
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:15,520
Speaker 2: All right, So the carousel is nice and the chalk wall.

497
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,840
Speaker 1: Yes. Then we go home and we go to sleep,

498
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 1: and we'll be right back. I'll tell you what happened

499
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 1: on Saturday.

500
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:23,480
Speaker 2: It's great tease.

501
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,120
Speaker 1: So then we go and there's an old I guess

502
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,560
Speaker 1: an old rail station. I don't even know what it is.

503
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,040
Speaker 1: It's like old passenger cars that they used to use

504
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 1: back in the day.

505
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,480
Speaker 2: But I mean, I think you stated it an old

506
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,440
Speaker 2: rail station. It's where railway was.

507
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,879
Speaker 1: And they say, oh, come ride it and see beautiful Chattanooga.

508
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:45,879
Speaker 2: Cool.

509
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,200
Speaker 1: And it's like an hour trip or forty five minute trip.

510
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 1: Sounds great. Kids will love it. On a train.

511
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 2: Emphasis on the beautiful.

512
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, emphasis on the beautiful. Ray let me tell you.

513
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 2: Come tour Chattanooga. Beautiful crossed out.

514
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 1: That train ride. We rode it, and I guess maybe

515
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 1: we need to ride it when there's leaves on the

516
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,919
Speaker 1: trees because all you saw was trash.

517
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I see it trash and sometimes there's uh we

518
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,680
Speaker 3: did one in Gatlinburg.

519
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 2: There was a fire there. Oh yeah, there's a lot

520
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,119
Speaker 2: of burn zones.

521
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:22,199
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well this was just like trash, like just metal.

522
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 1: There's piles of metal, piles of wood, piles of garbage.

523
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 1: What is the tour guide saying?

524
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:28,560
Speaker 2: Are they pointing?

525
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 1: Oh no, they're talking about the train, like, oh, this

526
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,880
Speaker 1: train was building here and this train, this car you're

527
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 1: some people are sitting in car number seven. That car

528
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 1: was built in nineteen twenty five. Great, But what about

529
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 1: the scenery outside? Like I wanted to see something beautiful

530
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to see broken down osamobile abandoned

531
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 1: in the woods.

532
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:47,640
Speaker 2: Well did you tell them that?

533
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, wow, this is really crazy cool.

534
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 1: So we stop it, like we go up the track

535
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,520
Speaker 1: a little bit and we stop at like a round

536
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 1: the track. Well we get out of the car. Oh,

537
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:01,239
Speaker 1: and they it's the only one that you can go

538
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 1: and watch them rotate the car.

539
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 2: No, I did that at Huckleberry and Flint. Uh.

540
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 1: It was cool.

541
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 2: Equally is not un beautiful?

542
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 1: And then they're like, you can go walk around. We

543
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,640
Speaker 1: have other railroad cars that we have and you can

544
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 1: go look at them.

545
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 2: No, I'm good.

546
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 1: The only problem is you can't climb on them, so

547
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 1: you just stand there and look at the outside of them.

548
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,159
Speaker 1: So you have no idea what the inside looks like.

549
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 1: They all pretty much look like the outside looks the same.

550
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 3: Dude, I'm telling you some I've done these trainer rides.

551
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 3: Michigan's known for trains. None of them have been updated.

552
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 3: You need some sort of new three D effects where

553
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,680
Speaker 3: you're watching they all you just sit in old.

554
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 2: Ass seats, rickety.

555
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 3: The tracks are old as shit, and they think it's

556
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 3: interesting but it's not. You can't but it passes off

557
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,120
Speaker 3: and families still keep going on them.

558
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:43,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just fell for it.

559
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 1: And wasn't that interesting? Wasn't interesting? I get the scenery

560
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 1: was gross. It was like trash, broken down cars, piles

561
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 1: of shit like it was raise your hand.

562
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,159
Speaker 2: And ask about the broken down cars.

563
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: No, because I'm I don't know where we're like, that

564
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 1: was a drug deal gone bad. We're in car number four,

565
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 1: so I don't even see the conductor, you know what

566
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: I mean. And so we're like, we get in the

567
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 1: car afterwards and I tell him that wasn't really worth it.

568
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 1: He goes, Nope, not really worth that. I would put

569
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,159
Speaker 1: that on the do not recommend lists. What were we

570
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,639
Speaker 1: talking about price wise for the family? I think it

571
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 1: was ninety six dollars.

572
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 2: They got you guys, they saw you guys coming from

573
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 2: Nashville away man.

574
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: I said, ninety six dollars in this economy, I just

575
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 1: paide ninety six dollars for that.

576
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 2: Cool. Cool. Cool.

577
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,640
Speaker 1: The rest of Saturday, we powered through. We didn't nap.

578
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 1: We said screw we're going. We went to the children's museum,

579
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 1: had a good time, except there was something weird that

580
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 1: happened at the children's museum.

581
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 2: Had he touching my kids?

582
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 1: No, there was like two teenagers, like fifteen, sixteen years.

583
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 2: Old at the children's museum.

584
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,920
Speaker 1: Exactly right. They were on a date at the children's museum.

585
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 2: I'd be like you and me going to a college library.

586
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,200
Speaker 1: It was so awkward.

587
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 2: We actually do that at Vanderbilt for some of your audio.

588
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 1: Yes, true, but that's for work. These people were on

589
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 1: an actual date.

590
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 2: Oh, they're trying to find a book out.

591
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,160
Speaker 1: Oh right. Like there's like a big jungle gym. When

592
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 1: you walk in, you climb up all these different alleyways

593
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: and their slides and nets, and they're climbing up it

594
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: and like kiss it and stuff. And I'm like, guys,

595
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 1: what are we doing?

596
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:20,719
Speaker 2: He's trying to bury something.

597
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: But how is it fun go to a trampoline park?

598
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 1: Why would you go to the children's museum and climb

599
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 1: up these place skates and be kissing around two and

600
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 1: three year old snotno kids? Like she's sitting on his

601
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 1: lap as they go down the slide. I'm like, what

602
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: are we doing? Like go to the roller skating and

603
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 1: go in the.

604
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 2: Corner by them with your kids. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

605
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 1: No, dude, they're like standing like cutting up in the

606
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,400
Speaker 1: corner like and you're like, oh, I'm sorry about that.

607
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 1: Like my kids just trying to climb the net, you

608
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And they're a and then like

609
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,919
Speaker 1: they're gonna go down the slide and they sit on

610
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,239
Speaker 1: each other's lap. Seven minutes in Heaven, I'm like, what

611
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:06,880
Speaker 1: are we doing at the children museum? Folks like get

612
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 1: out of here?

613
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 2: They would like hide at the balls.

614
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: Yes, it was just like I don't understand it. And

615
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: there's like this little sand place where you can dig

616
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 1: for dinosaur bones and they're like, you found his din No,

617
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: but they're sitting there. He's sitting down and she's sitting

618
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,879
Speaker 1: on his lap facing him, so she's straddling, like you

619
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,159
Speaker 1: know what I mean. And I'm like, what are we

620
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 1: doing in public? In public? I get being a horny

621
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 1: sixteen year old, but that just seems like a weird

622
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 1: place to go on a date.

623
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 2: But you know how it worked. The parents let him go.

624
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 2: They're going to the museum.

625
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 1: That might but they're sixteen. They could probably drive or

626
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 1: take the bus or whatever whatever. Anyway, so we're at

627
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 1: the museum.

628
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 2: Did you think, like, just seeing what you saw, do

629
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 2: you think that they there?

630
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: No, because there's too many people. There's too many people.

631
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 1: Couldn't have gone away with it. Hey, it couldn't have

632
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: got away with it, right, couldn't have got away there? No, no, no.

633
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 2: Uh.

634
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 1: And so downtown they're kind of building down there. It

635
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 1: doesn't look anything like Memphis downtown. Wherever we were staying,

636
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:12,399
Speaker 1: it was like Memphis.

637
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 2: I mean, you're name in two cities. I've just never

638
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:15,199
Speaker 2: been to.

639
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

640
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 3: But and then you know when I went to Memphis,

641
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 3: when I went to Tunicut through it, it's a drive

642
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 3: but flyover s.

643
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:24,920
Speaker 1: It is a drive by city. It is a drive

644
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,199
Speaker 1: by city, it really is. That's what they're known for.

645
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 2: Uh.

646
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 1: So my two year old, you know, crafts is diaper,

647
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go change the diaper. So we're waiting,

648
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: and this is frustrating. The hell the workers not giving

649
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: a ship right.

650
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 2: That's chapter number twenty of our Eggs.

651
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: I find the bathrooms in the lobby. Oh, they're being clean,

652
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: can't use them. So I go up to the counter

653
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, excuse me, is there somewhere I

654
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: can change his diaper? And they're like, oh, yeah, there's

655
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: a room right down there in the hallway on your right. Cool.

656
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 1: So I go down there and it's a diaper changing

657
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 1: room and it's locked and has a sign on the door,

658
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: see associate at front desk for key to open the door.

659
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I was just there. Why would they

660
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: not tell me at the front desk. Hey, here's a

661
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: key you need to unlock.

662
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 2: It's just bad employees.

663
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 1: Bad employees, right, So all right? Cool? There's two They

664
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: have two bathrooms, both family styles. There's one toilet in

665
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: each bathroom. So I'm just sitting out there waiting to

666
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 1: change his poop and this dad comes up with his

667
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: daughter and she's like dancing, like she really has to go,

668
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: really has to go. You know what, I'm gonna be

669
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 1: a good citizen. I'm gonna let her go first. They

670
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: go in, they do their business, come out, and I

671
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 1: go in and I change the dip. I'm changing the diaper.

672
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 2: Dude, I just got done being sick. I'm gonna throw.

673
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: Open my mouth and I'm changing my two year old's diaper.

674
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: And I hear beg bag.

675
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 2: Bang it's the four tooth guy.

676
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 1: And it's no, no, no, some lady. We have an emergency.

677
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 1: We need to get in there. We have an emergency.

678
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 1: We had to get in there. Well, we have a

679
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: we have an emergency. And I'm like what, and she said,

680
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: and can someone just does someone have a key to

681
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: open this bathroom? There's no one in there, and I

682
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: need to get in there. We have an emergency.

683
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 2: You opened the door, you got nothing but poop all

684
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 2: over your hands.

685
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: And I'm like, we're in here, and she goes, well,

686
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 1: we need in We're about to have an emergency. What's

687
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 1: the emergency. I guess the kid has to go to

688
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: the bathroom back. I don't know, but I'm in the

689
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: middle of changing poop. I'm not opening the door. Well

690
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: you got poop, faithful going on? You have an emergency too,

691
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,719
Speaker 1: exactly what I'm saying, like, why is yours more important

692
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 1: than mine? So I do? I get done and I

693
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 1: open the door. She goes, it's about time. We're about

694
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 1: to have an emergency. I bet you know what. That's like,

695
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: what did you see?

696
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 2: You're about to have an emergency? Shoot you?

697
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, cool.

698
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 2: That wraps it up. What was her insult? It made

699
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 2: no sense, sexist.

700
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: She was just mad that I wasn't hurrying. I was like,

701
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: I'm trying to change a diaper, you know, you got poop,

702
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: you gotta wipe it. You know, poops everywhere. It's a

703
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 1: big poop. It was a big poop. I had to

704
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 1: wipe it. Cool. No, she was like a grandma with

705
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 1: her grandkids and she was freaking out.

706
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 2: It wasn't important to the story.

707
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: So now it wasn't important. So then we go back

708
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 1: to the airbing, we go to bed, and let me

709
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 1: tell you, right this, this neighborhood that we're in, I

710
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: am literally the only one out and walking a dog.

711
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: Everybody has dogs, but I am the only one walking

712
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 1: a dog. They're probably looking at me like, what the

713
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: hell is this dude doing?

714
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 2: And I think you messed up in Nuga. I think

715
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 2: Nuga's more for the mountains. You should have done a cabin.

716
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 2: You just went a normal neighborhood.

717
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: I wasn't normal. It wasn't normal, man. It was on

718
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 1: the Georgia Chattanooga line. It wasn't normal, man. It was

719
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: it was rough, and I was like, I was like,

720
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 1: my dog, my poor dog. I was scared to walk

721
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 1: him where he could pee or poop in people's yards.

722
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: We were walking the middle of the street because I

723
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know if I just walked by

724
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: and people are gonna start. I didn't know, man, it

725
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 1: wasn't the nicest Okay, there wasn't really any did.

726
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 2: Did the airbnb?

727
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 3: Because Maria Muff stated a place in Nashville where they

728
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 3: made it look massive. You went in there, it was

729
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 3: actually really small. Did the pictures make it look bigger

730
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 3: better than it actually was.

731
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: No, they made it look the same side, but they

732
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: didn't show the surrounding area that's going. They didn't show

733
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: me the neighbors two doors down with cars there, but

734
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: three of the windows with wood and like a plastic

735
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 1: bag over it. And I was like, okay, we'm the Yeah,

736
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: so a little bit false advertising, a little bit, but

737
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: still good time, good time.

738
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 2: Okay, no, it sounds like.

739
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 1: So then we go to bed, and then comes Sunday

740
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,959
Speaker 1: and Monday, and I know, I know, two days. How

741
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: am I gonna get through this in the next twelve minutes?

742
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: Trust me, I'm gonna get through it. We'll be right back.

743
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 2: So on blow you oh you don't need to speed

744
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 2: a story.

745
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: No No, I'm not gonna speed it.

746
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 2: On Ray. You said you gotta work with your father

747
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 2: in law.

748
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: No, no, no. On Sunday we kind of chill in the

749
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: morning because we went all day Saturday with no nap

750
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: and the kids were up, you know, they were exhausted,

751
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: so we kind of chilled in the morning, took our time.

752
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 2: Here's what I'll tell you about a vacation.

753
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 3: Regardless kids, I've done the nephew nephew, niece, nephew, nephew trips. Dude,

754
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 3: if it's boring, If a boring ass location, we sleep,

755
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 3: we sleep in. If it's fun as hell, you're up

756
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 3: at six, up and at them, let's go, let's hit

757
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 3: the pavement.

758
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. The kids love everything. They're loving it all.

759
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: They think it's so cool. They think the train rides cool.

760
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: But as an adult, all I see is the trash,

761
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is not good fun to work.

762
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 3: The kids loved it, amazing memories. You guys just remembered

763
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 3: as at an.

764
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 1: Absolute yeah no, oh yeah. And I realized that, man,

765
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 1: we should have gone when the trees are beautiful and

766
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: the you know, the landscape, the trees aren't just all brown.

767
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: There's no leaves. I get it. And maybe we stayed

768
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: in the wrong part of Chattanooga. I don't know. Maybe

769
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 1: we stayed in Memphis. Chattanooga. I didn't know that was

770
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: a section of it, but that was where we were anyway.

771
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: So we go to the cave. They have a cave

772
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: you can walk through.

773
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 2: You mean bad mouth and our state, are you boy?

774
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 1: And they tell you it's a two hour cave tour.

775
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 2: Ooh, that's about hour and forty five minutes too long

776
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 2: for me.

777
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh, this is gonna be great. That's

778
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 1: no Wi Fi, bro, I didn't need WiFi Ray. I'm

779
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,439
Speaker 1: there to enjoy the cave, and I think it's gonna

780
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 1: be awesome and amazing. Here's the problem. The reason it's

781
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,240
Speaker 1: an hour and forty five minutes a two hour cave

782
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 1: tour is because you spend an hour and twenty minutes

783
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: standing there doing nothing in the freaking cave.

784
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,399
Speaker 3: Where the guy gets and it loves hearing his own voice, right,

785
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:29,359
Speaker 3: the guy stlag the lag tights because they might get

786
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 3: there someday.

787
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: That's pretty good, Mike. My tour guide did not use

788
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,959
Speaker 1: that one. My tour guide was new so didn't know much.

789
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 1: Uh B. You come down the elevator, so you're going.

790
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 2: Into a cave with the dude that doesn't know much.

791
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 1: But they had their the person that's been there for

792
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 1: nineteen years shadowing and would fill in stuff if they

793
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:48,959
Speaker 1: left stuff out.

794
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,760
Speaker 2: So they've been at that job nineteen years.

795
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: I think it was his retirement job. And he likes

796
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: it that he enjoys got it, you know, like he

797
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,359
Speaker 1: had another career and now he just does this.

798
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 2: Who who cares?

799
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is that who cares? He enjoys this.

800
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,760
Speaker 2: These people get trapped like the Chilean miners. Who cares?

801
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 1: Right, So you go down the elevator and she they

802
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: give you a speech like all right, and you're gonna

803
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 1: go up here. You're gonna take your picture and I'll

804
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,959
Speaker 1: meet you on the other side and we'll start the tour.

805
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,800
Speaker 2: There's supposed to be a ghost in our picture.

806
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 1: So we go up, we take our picture, and everybody

807
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: from our elevator like comes and we're ready, and we

808
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: sit there, sit there for ten minutes, fifteen minutes. And

809
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,720
Speaker 1: this when my five year old's like, Dada, I'm getting bored.

810
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 1: Got another emergency. I'm getting bored, Dad, And I'm like,

811
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know, all right, we're gonna go.

812
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 1: We're gonna I didn't know we had to wait for

813
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: three more elevator loads. Of people to come down. So

814
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 1: there's thirty five forty people in our tour group.

815
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 2: Always they're trying to make the buck.

816
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 1: Didn't realize this, right, So you spend half your time

817
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: getting out of the way of tours coming out.

818
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 2: Oh excuse me, yes, yes, excuse.

819
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,760
Speaker 1: Right, Like oh here we walk ten feet. Oh everybody,

820
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: since we're on our way in the people on the

821
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 1: way out have the away, they have the right of way,

822
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: so we have to pull over the right side. All right,

823
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,280
Speaker 1: everybody pull over to the right side. Cool. Cool, Cool.

824
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,320
Speaker 3: And it's just because they're trying to jam so many

825
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,399
Speaker 3: cocksucking people into sardines.

826
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:11,439
Speaker 1: One percent.

827
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,720
Speaker 2: They're trying to make the almighty dollar.

828
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 1: I told my wife, I said, God bless America. Like

829
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: I understand they want to make money and they want,

830
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: but they can't put tours every three minutes because we

831
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 1: just stand here and move out of the way and

832
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: move out of the way, and move out the way

833
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: and move out the way.

834
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,800
Speaker 2: You ruin the beauty of the cave.

835
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: One hund percent. But I'm doing the But then my

836
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: five year old gets real into it because it hits

837
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 1: him and he goes Dad that he could die. No,

838
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 1: he looks at me and goes, Dad, this cave, I

839
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 1: think we can find dinosaur bones. Smart And I'm like,

840
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: you're right, and we and they were amazed because the

841
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 1: dude that discovered this cave, he crawled because I don't

842
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 1: I'm not on the tour for six hours.

843
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 2: I didn't pay for it.

844
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm good, you're right, And if there's something I

845
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,240
Speaker 3: go to Chattanooga for, it'll probably be the cave.

846
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 2: Just save some sort of suspense.

847
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 1: And so that my kids were fascinated by that. That

848
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 1: then he just he had a crawl. He was like,

849
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 1: he's not even a baby and he crawled.

850
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 2: Were they asking these questions?

851
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 1: Yes, because you know, we're at the front because we

852
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,359
Speaker 1: were the first elevator group down and so we're at

853
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: the front, and so they're just going crazy.

854
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 2: You know what eating? Are you allowed to take food

855
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 2: in the cave and drinks? Yeah?

856
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 1: I think, but we didn't. I don't know if you're

857
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: allowed to. I didn't see anybody eating. How that you

858
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 1: say that, I don't know if you're allowed to.

859
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 2: That's a long time with kids to just be down there.

860
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we did have their water bottles and gave

861
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: them water every once in a while. But I mean it

862
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,279
Speaker 1: was more just getting out of the way of people,

863
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 1: getting out of the way of people, geting out the way

864
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:42,959
Speaker 1: of people.

865
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 2: I smuggled this water bottle in and have a thimble

866
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: of water.

867
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 1: But what I find amazing there's two things that I

868
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: saw in the cave that I found really amazing. Yeah,

869
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: because none of this has been am There's streams because

870
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: it's a it's a freaking mountain. It's a cave, like it's.

871
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 2: Real light, right, there's water everywhere.

872
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,800
Speaker 1: It's nature, and dumb ass people throwing their coins in

873
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: the water. Like, guys, is there no such thing as

874
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 1: just leaving nature alone?

875
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 2: I agree with you on that.

876
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: Throw the fountain in the freaking hotel lobby. Those are

877
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 1: the fountains you throwing it. You don't throw it in nature.

878
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 1: You don't walk to freaking lake on a wanna and

879
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: throw the freaking coins in the freaking oh water. I mean,

880
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,320
Speaker 1: it's so stupid.

881
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 2: You need a bath.

882
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,839
Speaker 3: But also them putting stacking up forty five people down there.

883
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 3: You guys touching rocks probably not great for you.

884
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: Oh, they say, don't touch the rocks. I'm like, how

885
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 1: can I not touch the rocks because you got Larry

886
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: Mow and Dick and Sally coming through and I gotta

887
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: back up.

888
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 2: Oh, step to the right, that's the cave that's closing.

889
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,320
Speaker 2: The previous generation didn't give a shit, dude.

890
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: So then we're just we're just in there and it

891
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: takes forever, and we're going and at the end there's

892
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 1: a there's a waterfall, and so we're almost to the waterfall. Bikinis, No,

893
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 1: no swimming. There's a natural waterfall that dumps watch it right,

894
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: get this. It dumps three hundred gallons of water per minute.

895
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 2: Sounds like a lot, but.

896
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: When it rains, six hundred gallons a minute, so unbelievable.

897
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: Really cool natural waterfly, I get it.

898
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 2: But if it's raining, terrifying.

899
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,280
Speaker 1: It was scary as crap.

900
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

901
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 3: It could plug very how the Chilean miners got it trapped.

902
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: That that could be true. So we're waiting to get

903
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:19,320
Speaker 1: because there's already.

904
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 3: As fun as the water part of the experience, as

905
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,800
Speaker 3: it's supposed to go to your stomach.

906
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: But whoa, I'm starting. It's getting deeper.

907
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 2: It seems to rise it pretty fast.

908
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 1: Hey, my tour guide, the one that's been there nineteen years.

909
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: His name was Ray Wow.

910
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 2: Is that Oh my gosh, is that me in the future?

911
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 2: He was.

912
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: About your height.

913
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 3: Oh, dude, is this what I have to look forward to?

914
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 3: That's miserable. That's what I'm doing after this job. So

915
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 3: there's Oh that means the podcast fails. In the dude,

916
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 3: that was me in the future.

917
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 2: He was trying to warn me. I knew about the

918
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 2: stalag tied law.

919
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: No goacher, you already got your routine.

920
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what are about the house? We fur

921
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,240
Speaker 2: clothes on the house.

922
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 1: No, and you're moving to Chattanooga slash Memphis.

923
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 2: Dude, we lose the house to bankruptcy. No height, and you.

924
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: Hide from the creditors underground in the cave, Oh, coacher.

925
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, coachure, So this time I'm up

926
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 1: against the left. I moved to the left. We got

927
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 1: a group coming for We're still in the cave. Oh coaching,

928
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 1: We're about to get to the waterfall. Get going, and

929
00:40:58,320 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 1: this group comes out.

930
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,399
Speaker 2: Right hotties or what right?

931
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 3: Right?

932
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 2: I didn't see a hot chick called me? Kid? Was

933
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 2: your wife the only woman in Chattanooga for a whole

934
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 2: four ry?

935
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: Have you ever smelled someone so bad that you almost vomited.

936
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 2: Yes, just in our hallway. It smelled like somebody brought

937
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 2: Brussels sprouts.

938
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: Right, I mean, this group walked by and there's a guy.

939
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 2: You don't think he shipped himself in the cave, do you?

940
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: No? I think he had showered in about two years

941
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,760
Speaker 1: he lived in the cave, right, I am not joking.

942
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 1: He looked like the big fat guy I lost. I've

943
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 1: nurse seen the show, but you know what I'm talking about.

944
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: If you can picture that, dude, it was him. And

945
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 1: I mean I was like, oh my god, my eyes

946
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: were burning. It was so disgusting.

947
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 2: Dude, he's gonna end up killing some of the stuff

948
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 2: in the cave.

949
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: Right. Here's the problem, though, You're in a cave, so

950
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: the smell just stayed there and stayed there.

951
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:57,839
Speaker 2: Well at that point you might as well.

952
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 1: And I look at the guy behind like a couple

953
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: of people, and he goes, do you smell that? And

954
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god. He goes, what the hell

955
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 1: was that?

956
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 2: He goes that way.

957
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,359
Speaker 1: I was like, dam I'm a vomit and he goes,

958
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: I've never smelled anything like that. And it was a

959
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 1: human dude, it was a human.

960
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 3: Dude, did you just hear this? This has to do

961
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 3: with what you're saying. Give me ten seconds to say this,

962
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 3: a dude. Was it Megan Markle's wedding. He's from suits

963
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 3: and he said there was such a foul smell in

964
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 3: the audience everybody. It was all over daily Mail because

965
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 3: I don't know why. It's two years after the fact

966
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 3: he's talking about it, but there's pictures of him making

967
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 3: weird faces. And they thought it was because of the wedding,

968
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 3: and he said it was because there was such an

969
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,839
Speaker 3: absolutely foul and rank smell in the crowd. He thinks,

970
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 3: like somebody shit themselves. And then he had to go

971
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 3: through the wedding with that smell going through the audience,

972
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 3: which is what you're telling them about right now.

973
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: I mean, and it just lingered because we're the rock

974
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 1: is you know, you're at to ducking to get out

975
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 1: of the rock at this point.

976
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 2: But I like, though, you guys are calling it out,

977
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 2: because there's the person that just lets it happen. Me dude,

978
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 2: I'll be like, oh, what smells like shit, That's what

979
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 2: I'll do.

980
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: My wife goes, did you fart?

981
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 2: I was like, no, No, I fart? What did I

982
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 2: fart a homeless person?

983
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,959
Speaker 1: I mean, god, I mean, did I did I crap

984
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: out acid?

985
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 2: Like, what do you think I did?

986
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 3: I farted out fifty pounds of sewage?

987
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 2: It was like, man, I'm good on the tour. Yeah.

988
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 1: And so the we get to the waterfall. You see

989
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: the beautiful waterfall, and then we're walking out and what

990
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: do you know, We're passing group after group at the

991
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,240
Speaker 1: group and there's groups waiting to go into the waterfall

992
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: because there's only one group at a time in the

993
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: little area where the waterfall is.

994
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 2: You guys are just getting hurted.

995
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: And so we're walking out and I do my classic joke,

996
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 1: I say, good lady.

997
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 2: For an out funny joke in three two one.

998
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 1: I say, man, I can't believe the waterfall is out

999
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 1: of water. And this dude waiting to go goes how

1000
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 1: need you hear that there's no water at the waterfall?

1001
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: I mean the disappointment in his voice and like he's

1002
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 1: been waiting an hour, he's traveled an hour into this

1003
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:14,919
Speaker 1: cave to see the waterfall. And I hit with the outlund. Oh, man,

1004
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 1: I can't believe that waterfalls out of water? Man and

1005
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 1: he says it to his wife like he'd met his

1006
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 1: dog and got hit by a truck.

1007
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 2: It's that's fine, but it could because it could dry

1008
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:24,839
Speaker 2: out right.

1009
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: But it's it's just so funnny. You did the same

1010
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 1: damn thing.

1011
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 2: I know. We're walking out of it. We'll leave a

1012
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 2: concert early. Or what did we do? We did something?

1013
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,720
Speaker 2: You're like, yeah, Morgan Wallen's not performing to night. It sucks.

1014
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 2: He's sick. And people are like what what? Like why

1015
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 2: would we be? Like? How did we get that information?

1016
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 2: And nobody else did.

1017
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:43,800
Speaker 1: It's like when I was walking out of the breakfast

1018
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: place in Vegas and I said, man, I can't believe

1019
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 1: they ran out of eggs and the two go what

1020
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 1: And I looked right at that guy. I's like, man,

1021
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,319
Speaker 1: just joking. He goes, oh, you got me.

1022
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,399
Speaker 3: Ah, that's a bad place to be. Hopefully it wasn't

1023
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 3: a first date because you caught him with his pants.

1024
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 1: I hit him in a vulnerable spot. He's like, man,

1025
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: I've been wasting an hour in this cave. I had

1026
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: smelly ass dude just walked by me. I am stuck

1027
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 1: in this cave. I want to see this damn waterfall

1028
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:10,479
Speaker 1: and it's out of water.

1029
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 2: He's like, hey, are you lunchbox off for the Bollybone Show. Yeah,

1030
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 2: and it makes up for it.

1031
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: And then so then we leave the cave and that

1032
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 1: was Chattanooga. Dude, that was Chattanooga. I mean it was great.

1033
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 2: Do we have clean a small break text with Justin?

1034
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna take a break and then we're gonna

1035
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: come back and do text with Justin because I mean,

1036
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: we went to rock City on Sunday and really nothing

1037
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,479
Speaker 1: exciting happened at rock City, but rock City, I will say,

1038
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 1: was pretty freaking cool. And we will be right back.

1039
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:41,240
Speaker 2: All right. Text with Justin This weekend went off.

1040
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 3: Dude, There's just no control in him.

1041
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 1: Is he still doing Uh?

1042
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 3: We were talking about betting. He sent me a bet

1043
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 3: where he bet twenty five dollars and it was offered

1044
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 3: him a cash of twenty four dollars and I said

1045
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 3: I would cash out, man, and he goes, well, I

1046
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:08,959
Speaker 3: can tell you right now if you're betting on anything NBA,

1047
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 3: because it was All Star weekend, you should be shot

1048
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 3: in the countryside. The most volatile night in sports gambling

1049
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 3: is NBA All Star Weekend. Pretty true on that it

1050
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 3: was the highest scoring NBA game of it.

1051
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: Okay, who watches that crap? It's unwatchable.

1052
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 3: He said, this is straight from my sources, which is me,

1053
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 3: and then I hit him back with his mother stats.

1054
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 3: He said, it's like buying dogecoin in twenty twenty. That's

1055
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 3: like taking a doge coin and stuffing it up your stinker,

1056
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 3: then taking it out and give it to our apartment

1057
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 3: friend Fritz for drug money, even though doge coin isn't

1058
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 3: a tangible item. He dude, he just goes off. He

1059
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 3: talks to himself. And then I said, that's like buying

1060
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 3: weed in twenty two thousand and four. Shockingly, it's the

1061
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 3: same price today. And then here's the final. This is

1062
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 3: the final, justin text. Look at this without a text back.

1063
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's all him. It's the whole screen.

1064
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 2: So it's funny. This work gets funy. Sorry, none of

1065
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 2: that other stuff was fun.

1066
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:58,840
Speaker 1: It was funny.

1067
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 2: I gotta hit this again. This is me, sick dude.

1068
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 2: I went to bed at like six pm and he's

1069
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 2: texting me and calling me, and.

1070
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: Then he texts you and when you don't respond, he

1071
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: has to text you again to make sure you saw it.

1072
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 2: There you go got it.

1073
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:12,800
Speaker 3: He goes, MGM is jam to stick up my ass

1074
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,240
Speaker 3: that may have snapped in half.

1075
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 2: I've missed one leg of every bet. I have a

1076
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 2: half assed stick inside my ass. But I'm at brew

1077
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 2: house getting it removed from the druggy dude. There's a

1078
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 2: bartender there who always looks like he's on drugs, and

1079
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 2: so that's who's serving justin.

1080
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 3: It's a sterile procedure. Don't worry, just don't worry about that.

1081
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 3: Bill is on his way. And then he calls me.

1082
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 3: I was in bed for three hours on Saturday night,

1083
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,240
Speaker 3: and he goes, I mean, you have literally no excuse

1084
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 3: not to answer the phone. You have no friends in

1085
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Speaker 3: North Nashville. You no longer have friends in Nashville. I'm

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Speaker 3: your only hope, So fucking answer the phone. Ten minutes later,

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Speaker 3: Sorry I didn't mean that, Sorry my friend. And then

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00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 3: how many minutes after that, ten minutes after that, tell

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00:47:58,640 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 3: Laura I don't want that pen.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's it in near minds.

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Speaker 3: And then I woke up in the morning Sunday morning

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Speaker 3: at seven am. I said, give me a week to

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00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 3: catch up on all these messages. They seem very inconsequential.

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Speaker 2: And then he responded, I don't care. I was sauced.

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00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 2: I was under the influence of intoxication. What's it to you?

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Speaker 2: I mean, he went off. Dude.

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Speaker 3: You saw at one point there were fifteen texts to

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Speaker 3: one blue.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, that's pretty funny.

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Speaker 2: I told the text from Justin's I had to come back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. And I'm telling you, hey, And maybe

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Speaker 1: I just picked Chattanooga at the wrong time. Maybe I

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00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 1: stayed in the wrong area. I don't know. Text from

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Speaker 1: Justin it sounds like it was about as fun filled

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00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 1: as my weekend. But yeah, and my kids, they kept

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00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: wanting to go on a walk with me in that neighborhood. Guys,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you guy should be walking me in

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Speaker 1: this neighborhood. But I did let him go with me

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00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: one day. Yeah, I mean it was just like a

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Speaker 1: lot of Yeah, it's just it was bad.

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Speaker 2: This is scary.

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Speaker 1: I didn't really I didn't mean to talk about Chattanooga

1113
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Speaker 1: for so long because I was playing on to about

1114
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Speaker 1: like major League Baseball. You know, they're a spring training everything.

1115
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: Everybody's getting excited. Everybody, Oh, the Yankees are gonna be

1116
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 1: the champions, you know what I mean. But no, instead,

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Speaker 1: I'll just save that for Friday, and I'll just go

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Speaker 1: home and I'll drink from my dugout mugs and I'll

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Speaker 1: sit there and look at that sore lugar Loser's logo

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Speaker 1: on the dugout mug.

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Speaker 3: And be like, ah, this tastes good. This is what

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00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,839
Speaker 3: life's all about. Good smart. You can also get there's

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Speaker 3: bottle openers.

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00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 1: Bottle openers, yep, you got shot glasses.

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00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 2: You can go with the black color. You can go

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Speaker 2: with the wood actual wood color.

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00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 1: Which is an actual baseball bat is freaking amazing.

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Speaker 3: And it's a team, So it's a if you're a

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Speaker 3: sports fan, you like sports, that's what you're rocking a

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00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 3: dugout mugg. You got a main cave, you get a patio,

1131
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 3: you're doing a dug out.

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Speaker 1: It's the perfect time. I mean, baseball season, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be sitting there. I mean games are, I mean they're

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Speaker 1: shorter now, But if you're watching baseball, would you not

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Speaker 1: want to be drinking from a baseball bat or taking

1136
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: a shot from a baseball bat? I mean that's what

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Speaker 1: I would do. And you can use Loser twenty at

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Speaker 1: checkout for twenty percent off your order dugout mugs. I

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Speaker 1: mean made in America and Canada.

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Speaker 2: And I was seeing some of the stars that do it.

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Speaker 2: Freaking I swear every major Boston Red Sox player and

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Speaker 2: Yankee as a dugout mug. Everybody on their website, it's

1143
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 2: all the dudes that drink out of them.

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00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 1: Do they have us up there?

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Speaker 2: No, but we do.

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00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,240
Speaker 1: That would be cool if we went to their website

1147
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Speaker 1: and there was a video of us next to Big Poppy.

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00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 2: You know what I did?

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00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 3: You know how we were doing some promotional stuff with them.

1150
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 3: We're doing, you know, taking pictures and stuff. I had

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Speaker 3: the perfect skyscraper dugout mug. Awesome boom, everything was golden.

1152
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 3: The dugout mug image was blurry. Skyscape scraper was imperfect view.

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Speaker 3: So it wasn't a good ad.

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Speaker 1: That's all right, I know we'll get better. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: we'll have a good Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: But how can you focus the skyscraper and focus the dugout?

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Speaker 1: That's the problem. It's impossible. It's one of the other.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather the skyscraper be blurry or the dugout mug?

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Speaker 3: Well, and you know when I took that picture, when

1160
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Speaker 3: I was late for the live podcast, and it was

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Speaker 3: blurry because I was hurrying to get out the door.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think about that. That's funny. That's really funny.

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Speaker 1: All Right, everyone, I have a good Wednesday. We gotta go.

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00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 1: Ray's gotta go haulsome wood or something.

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Speaker 2: We out.

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Speaker 1: Man. Sorry, I tried