WEBVTT - Sent the Wrong Text 03.21.17 0:00:04.000 --> 0:00:10.160 Y'all know what time is, y'all don't know y'all ball 0:00:10.280 --> 0:00:13.800 suit all looking back to back down, giving the ball 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:18.959 just like amazing buck bus things. And it's tough not 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:25.440 do me true good at Steve Hardy listening to me 0:00:26.239 --> 0:00:38.760 toach other for Stu bar quick please money, Why don't 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:56.640 you join? Yeah? Yeah, by joy go with me, honey said, 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:17.400 you got to use that turn. Yeah, you got you. 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:43.400 You gotta turn to turn about the turn you love. 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:47.640 You got to turn out to turn turn water wanter 0:01:47.800 --> 0:02:03.520 y Comy, come on your thing at it. Uh huh, 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:07.800 I shall will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:11.240 Come on dig me now, one and only. Steve Harvey 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:16.400 got a radio show man. That's business too. You know. 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:19.240 I've I've been talking for the past couple of days 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:24.480 because I've been rereading again the book The Secret, and 0:02:24.520 --> 0:02:26.160 I was saying the other day and I was talking 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:28.800 to the TV audience also that it's the best book 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:32.040 I've ever read outside of the Bible. I've read some 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:34.800 great books, and so it's kind of a hard statement 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:38.200 for me to make, but it is about the best 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:41.160 book I've read outside of the Bible. I've learned more 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:43.640 from the Bible than anything. I mean, I would be 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:46.839 flat outline if I told you I didn't, And I'm 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:51.240 I'm trying to get people, uh to deal with this 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:54.639 one thing, and that is the law of attraction and 0:02:54.720 --> 0:03:02.560 how you can start uh thinking your self and acting 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:06.920 your way out of any situation. See, it's it's it 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:10.200 really is true that a man is as he thinks 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:15.280 that that piece of scripture is not um this is 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:17.919 not that that ain't in there for no reason. It's 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:23.640 very small, but it's so huge. It's so huge, you know, 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:28.120 in the way that I've been taught uh to apply 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:31.200 my faith throughout my life and the things that I've 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:35.040 learned along the way throughout my life. And uh, so 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:39.760 many things are written that our guidelines for all of us. 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:45.360 If we would only only just pay attention to it, 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:48.840 you know, That's that's all we have to do to 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:55.360 understand that God operates only on faith. You know that 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:59.400 that's an amazing piece to get folks that he operates 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:04.080 on faith. Yeah, he can only give you and award 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:10.000 you what you believe. See, so everybody gets awarded and 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:14.760 receives up to the level of their belief, which is 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:20.799 their faith. Once again for the thousands, five thousands time. 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:25.880 What is faith? Faith is the thing is the belief 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:29.320 in things that you cannot see. That's the best way 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:31.720 for me to describe it. That's how I was able 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:34.520 to wrap my mind around it. There are other descriptions 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:38.040 of faith, and probably people who can do it more eloquently, 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:41.440 but in basic when you peel back to Banana, this 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:45.440 is what it means to me. This is the interpretation 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:49.800 that it is the belief in things that you cannot see. 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:54.960 See it don't take a whole lot of faith. Okay, Look, 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:58.479 if I'm running a race, and let's say it's one 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:01.960 time around, how ever long that it could be miles 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:07.800 yards whatever, it's one time around, and halfway around, I 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:15.640 get tired. But at the halfway point I can see 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:22.880 the finish line. Then guess what, I know that if 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:28.279 I just continue on that right there, I win. If 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:32.039 I just finished, I win. But I can see the 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:35.360 finish line. So guess what. It makes it a lot 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:38.560 easier for me to keep going because the finish line 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:45.440 is in sight. What makes the great runner, though, see 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:49.159 a lot of people can do that, but what makes 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:55.880 the great runner is the person who is running and 0:05:56.040 --> 0:06:02.280 cannot see the Finnish line, but runs with the hope 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:06.400 and aspiration that if he just keep running, he gonna 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:11.479 get to the finish line. That's where you got to 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:18.839 get to see. That is the person that exhales, that 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:22.560 goes beyond the realm of ordinary and gets into the 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:28.160 realm of extraordinary. When you can get your mind to 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:32.560 believe in in something that you can't see, that's when 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:36.240 you open up the possibilities that God has for you. See, 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:40.720 if you're operating only on what you can see in 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:44.800 your mind, and then it's gonna be limited. And but 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:49.360 that's where you will be. But if you expand your faith, 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:53.880 if you expand your belief into I believe that God 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:57.480 has so much more for me. I believe that God 0:06:57.560 --> 0:07:00.440 is gonna give me this life of abundance. I believe 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:03.240 that God will take care of me. I believe that 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:06.680 no weapon formed against me should prosper. I believe that 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:08.680 I can walk through the fire and I will not 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:13.120 get burned. That that's that right there. That's that's that's now. 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:15.640 Now we're talking something else now, folks. And if you 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:19.840 can get yourself there, then you open up yourself to 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:23.600 some amazing things from God. That's how you get an 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:26.720 amazing life. And I want to say amazing life. I 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:29.400 want you to understand I'm not always talking about money. 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:33.320 I'm talking about man, God to put the right person 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:37.760 in your life. God to bring the right situations around. 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:41.080 He'll cause you to meet the right people. You'll be 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:44.640 sitting in the right meetings. You'll be seeing sitting in 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:47.680 meetings that all of a sudden that have substance instead 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:50.040 of y'all just sitting there meeting, ain't nothing going on. 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:55.280 He'll He'll give you new friends of of like mindedness 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:58.440 around you, people that are going in the same direction 0:07:58.480 --> 0:08:01.800 as you. Somebody that you can share some thoughts with, 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:04.760 that got some things in common, that know what the 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:07.200 rough party is you're going through, because man, I'm going 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:09.680 through the same thing. That's what I mean by giving 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:14.200 you a wonderful life. Those are the things that make 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:17.600 life wonderful. Not money. I want. I want to first 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:21.200 tell you that am I against it, not at all. 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:24.200 Uh it's a very useful to money can be at times. 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:28.400 But uh, that boy are Biggie smalls. He he never 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:31.080 he never lied when he said more money, more problems. 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:34.160 That that is a is A is A is a 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:38.280 true statement if I've ever heard one. But guess what though, See, 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:41.480 God also provides you to wisdom and understanding to deal 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:44.440 with the new problems that arise, and he'll get you 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:47.280 through it. But you've got to open up your mind 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:51.880 to the possibilities of your life because God operates on 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:57.160 faith and a man is as he thinking. You've got 0:08:57.200 --> 0:09:00.520 to understand that small scripture that's so big in your 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:05.360 life people overlooked at. So you know you you you 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:10.400 are what you've attracted to yourself. Lord, I'm sick and 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:17.240 tired of meeting no good men. Oh okay, so don't 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:19.080 blame this on God. Now I want you blame this 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:25.280 on yourself. Low, I'm sick of meeting no good men. Well, 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:29.319 the law of attraction works like this. The law of 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:33.839 attraction doesn't work on I'm sick of that's that's what 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:37.640 is that you're sick of what? I'm tired of meeting 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:42.240 that meeting? What the subject that the law of attraction 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:45.520 works on? What you put out off your transmitter was, 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:49.679 I'm sick and tired of meeting no good men. So 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:54.000 what you attract to yourself is more no good men 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:58.960 that you can be sick of meeting. If you don't 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:01.080 think it works like the then I'm sorry, you know, 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:03.080 and and and and here's one thing that the book 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:05.719 says clearly about the law of attraction. It does not 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:08.760 matter if you believe it. It doesn't matter if you 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:12.200 accept it. It doesn't mean if you've ever been aware 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:15.400 of it. It doesn't mean that if you don't acknowledge it, 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:17.840 it just goes away for you. Know, it works for 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:22.760 you anyway. It is the law of attraction. Break that down. 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:26.880 Guess what it is? A man is as he thinketh 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:30.360 Break that down now, so you can wrap your mind 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:34.040 around this thing. So guess what. You got to watch 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.360 and be mindful. There's a scripture that I do not 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:39.199 know what it is or something like this, but it 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:41.880 meant it tells you to be conscious of the words 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:45.720 you speak. Now, I don't know the scripture. I don't 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:50.559 know where it is. I'm sorry that I ain't got 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:52.400 all that. I know it's in that or and I've 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:55.600 heard it. And when I heard that, I went, wow, man, 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:58.880 that's powerful. But you got to be conscious of the 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:03.959 words you speak. Kay. See, the words you speak are 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:09.480 usually what you're thinking. So if you speak it into existence, 0:11:10.160 --> 0:11:13.560 and that's what you think. That's what you become a 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:16.880 magnet for. No good man. I think I gave you 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:21.200 this example yesterday, and I repeat it. Lord, I want 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:25.880 to get out of debt the law of attraction. Here's 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:29.600 that And guess what it is sent to you more 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:35.040 debt for you to get out of, Lord, out of 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:38.040 I k ever get out of this debt. Guess what 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:41.080 the law of attraction does. It attracts more debt for 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:43.440 you not to get out of. When are we going 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:47.400 to stop saying it that way? If you make a 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:50.560 simple change in your life and simply say I am 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:55.400 going to live a life of abundance. Well, if you 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:58.920 have abundance, don't that mean you have enough? Then guess what? 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:04.400 You will have enough to pay off people you owe. 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:07.839 That's that's a great thing about it, man, It's it's 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:11.720 such a small tuning of the mind, tuning of the 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:15.839 speech pattern. Stop hanging around people, ain't talking about nothing, 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:19.080 always talking about people and being negative people that talk 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:24.920 about people. They ain't going nowhere, man, no where? Okay, alright, y'all, 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:28.839 I hope you give me. Thank you. You're listening to 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:38.640 Steve Harvey eighteen minutes after the hour, Steve Harvey Morning Show, 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:43.600 Power waking you up, hoping you up doing one thing 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:48.840 that I'm all the way, I'm all the well, that's 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:52.520 my jam right down, man, I don't even know what 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:55.680 it is. I'm all the will wake gook weak gook 0:12:55.720 --> 0:13:02.959 weak cook weave. Okay, we're up. Let's get to it. 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:09.199 Top of the morning, baby too. Yep. Everybody in a 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:20.000 good mood today, Junior Absolutely morning, Hey, good running. What 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:24.599 the president do now anything? I'm just scared. All you 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:26.320 have to do is go to sleep and wake up. 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:31.599 It's something his approval rating is down there, saying you 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:35.600 think to to to one of the lowest points. Yeah, 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:41.959 your faith, Yeah yeah, people are losing faith. Huh and him, 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:45.240 I think tomorrow when we wake up. Uh huh. What's 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:50.080 Russia going on now? For sale? He does, You're gonna 0:13:50.080 --> 0:14:00.559 say it, I'm talling Russia or China. Wanted to a 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:03.160 lot of people want to look like his daughter though, Ivanka. 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:07.079 You know, she's influencing a lot of plastic surgery around 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:09.199 the world. People think she's beautiful and they want to 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:14.559 look like her. Yes, m hmmm. Number of American plastic 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:17.839 surgeons reveal that. So when you and Carla going in, 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:25.880 she you know, she had worked down herself. So people 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:31.120 like the way she looks. Yeah, I would have to reduce. Yeah, 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:40.280 I gotta take a lot of shut him go. Here 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:44.520 we go, y'all gonna get mad at him. I got 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:50.800 the trunk. Y'all got that trunk. Y'all got trunk. Okay, 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:55.480 you done? Yeah, get it all out. They don't help, 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:59.680 but remove will dude now, but they have but lowerings 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:08.800 to have, but lowering him saying it right now to 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:17.600 get on this every day though, every day one. It's 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:22.960 so unusual though, No, no, surely you did this, yes, 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:25.080 because we weren't even on Tommy, but Tommy got on 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:29.440 y'all about y'alls. But so, yeah, that's so inappropriate. I 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:35.800 know it is, but every yes, yes, it inappropriate. If 0:15:35.840 --> 0:15:40.440 you don't know, and you don't know that you have butts, 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:43.120 we all have butts. We're just discussing your butt. What 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:52.000 is it you man? Would you like it if your 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:54.480 wife call workers talked about the size of her but 0:15:56.120 --> 0:16:00.920 oh oh she did. Nobody to be talking about her. 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:06.200 In the words of Jermaine Jackson, let's get serious. What 0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:10.960 you're saying about you. I brought jer Maine. Hadn't take 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:13.160 that Lamborghini back then, miss Jack and tell me him 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:16.080 he came back down anyway, got off this butts up 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:19.440 to focus. Did you hear what I said? Did you 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:22.880 hear my question? What I said? How would you like 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:26.320 it if your wife's male co workers talked about the 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:31.520 size of her butt? Yeah? What I didn't hear you? Okay, 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:36.640 what's up? Tosh? You would jump on me? Not? I 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:39.960 was just saying it's inappropriate. Yo was hunting to jump 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:46.360 on my shirt? Yeah, I'm talking to me. Well, if 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:48.800 they do, I got all my money on Tosh and Nest. 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:56.000 You have no faith? You ain't got no faith to God? 0:16:56.520 --> 0:17:01.920 Not whipping too grown media any way. I just see 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:06.920 my point now in that field, I even if we 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:11.960 weren't married though, but still in it. Pro Yeah, you think, 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:17.400 and I think I think we can talk about yours. Uh. 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:20.440 I think the ladies on this show are absolutely fabulous 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:24.400 and for you, Tommy Tommy to come to that turn 0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:30.280 them into ornate objects here and I get you and 0:17:30.440 --> 0:17:34.640 represent Oh, you better watch what you say, sir. I'm 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:36.479 the very one who had because you're gonna say something 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:38.920 ignorant this morning. But we get out of here. Oh yeah, 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:45.119 we're banking on it. Oh my money's on that. No 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:47.040 matter what I say, when they get on the internet, 0:17:47.119 --> 0:17:55.040 it's going to be different. Come on, what is it 0:17:55.200 --> 0:17:58.199 that you're saying on the internet? What? What? What are 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:06.919 you saying? That starts everything? All of anything said evidently 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:11.160 of somebody? What is it? I warned Snoop by wild Neil, 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:14.120 you just told him to be smart about to come 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:16.680 about to be smart? Then I said, then you know 0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:19.440 surely then when you said and respect the office of 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:24.199 the Presidency, I said, you have to. That's because when 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:27.040 you've given out advice, you gotta put it in a tone. 0:18:27.760 --> 0:18:29.960 Even though Snoop as an artist, I fully agree with 0:18:30.080 --> 0:18:33.040 his power, but they've taken that and turned that all 0:18:33.119 --> 0:18:35.920 around to now stevee and lost his fan base. And 0:18:36.400 --> 0:18:40.880 he don't man to hell wrong with y'all. They play 0:18:40.960 --> 0:18:48.000 differently here. It comes all kind. He lost his base. 0:18:48.119 --> 0:18:50.479 He's not the same. He doesn't bring up the issues 0:18:50.520 --> 0:18:52.800 on his show of What the President. He doesn't talk 0:18:52.920 --> 0:18:57.200 negative about the President. And I'm through. I'm through talking negative. 0:18:57.600 --> 0:19:02.520 I spent a year a year trying to get here. 0:19:02.600 --> 0:19:06.840 We Clinton elected on this show. We did everything yes, 0:19:07.800 --> 0:19:15.600 and the Democratic Party blew it and it's frustrating. So 0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:19.160 now I ain't entertain nobody else down business. I don't care. 0:19:19.480 --> 0:19:22.320 I'm trying to do the work that I'm put here 0:19:22.359 --> 0:19:25.320 to do, and that's to change these young people's lives 0:19:25.800 --> 0:19:29.000 and change them by the hundreds, by the thousands, and 0:19:29.200 --> 0:19:32.840 God will it by the mills. That's what I'm gonna do, 0:19:33.400 --> 0:19:37.040 and that will happen, in the words of Malcolm X, 0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:40.840 by any means necessary. Now, all right, Steve, let's leave 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:45.120 it right there. We got you. When we come back 0:19:45.160 --> 0:19:48.679 from the break at thirty four after something funny, it's 0:19:48.720 --> 0:19:51.639 gonna be another right or wrong from the nephew and Junior. Steve, 0:19:51.720 --> 0:19:55.720 you're the judge. We'll be back. You're listening to Steve 0:19:55.840 --> 0:20:00.320 Haw Thirty four minutes after the hour. Thirty four minutes 0:20:00.320 --> 0:20:03.359 after that, we're back. There is something funny coming up? Yeah, 0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:10.159 what what is? There? Is something funny? Uh? Probably another 0:20:10.280 --> 0:20:12.320 ignorant right. I gotta right or wrong. I want to 0:20:12.359 --> 0:20:18.440 drop on y'all. I'm just every just trying to be right. 0:20:18.800 --> 0:20:21.439 I'm trying to get through to here to Junior. That's 0:20:21.480 --> 0:20:24.440 what I'm not You're not gonna get through to me. Man, Okay, 0:20:24.560 --> 0:20:26.320 I bet you. Everybody agree with me on this next one. 0:20:27.359 --> 0:20:37.840 We'll see. Yeah, with your mission, and gentlemen, we are 0:20:37.920 --> 0:20:45.560 here with another rendition of ignorant or not wrong or 0:20:45.680 --> 0:20:52.439 not right wrong. Okay, damn, it's such an even segment. 0:20:52.520 --> 0:20:58.520 I forgot the name. Okay, Dog, Now I promise you 0:20:58.600 --> 0:21:04.640 you're gonna be on my side. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, 0:21:06.320 --> 0:21:13.679 ain't they all supposed to drown? Dog? Just think about it. Okay, 0:21:16.760 --> 0:21:19.200 this is what I told Junior last night. If one 0:21:19.720 --> 0:21:24.840 synchronized swimmer drowns, they all have to drown. It's not 0:21:25.040 --> 0:21:30.159 part of the bit though I don't. Don't they have 0:21:30.359 --> 0:21:35.399 to drown together in the same way, Tommy, it's secret. 0:21:35.480 --> 0:21:40.800 Go ahead on It's called what synchronized? What swimming? And 0:21:41.000 --> 0:21:46.200 when I'm drowned, women, listen to me. Listen to me. 0:21:47.160 --> 0:21:50.920 If one of them drowned, he no longer swimming. So 0:21:51.160 --> 0:21:59.639 his answer is off the team. That's worse. That makes sense. Okay, 0:22:00.280 --> 0:22:05.399 roberta drowned high ass is off the team. Now let 0:22:05.480 --> 0:22:09.240 somebody else drown and see what you be. But see 0:22:09.280 --> 0:22:12.160 if I see you drowning. Why don't gonna drown myself though? 0:22:12.280 --> 0:22:18.200 Because you're sincronized boy, But the person that's drowning ain't swimming, 0:22:19.240 --> 0:22:22.800 and we just we just synchronized drowning team to be 0:22:22.920 --> 0:22:27.440 a suicide. Okay, Can I ask you something real quick? 0:22:27.680 --> 0:22:28.880 We got a little bit more time. Can I ask 0:22:28.880 --> 0:22:33.680 you something else? This is where he hung up. Tell 0:22:33.840 --> 0:22:37.760 him there is no way in the world that Noah 0:22:38.280 --> 0:22:44.840 had woodpeckers on his art. Tell him, because that they 0:22:44.880 --> 0:22:47.080 would have put holes all in the art and they 0:22:47.080 --> 0:22:49.080 would have drowned. There's no way they would have win 0:22:49.160 --> 0:22:52.160 forty days and forty nights. There's no way he had 0:22:52.200 --> 0:22:56.920 woodpeckers on that earth. So where the woodpeckers come from? Yeah? 0:22:57.080 --> 0:23:02.000 Because they don't had a car too. That's the question 0:23:02.160 --> 0:23:06.520 I'm asking. How did the woodpeckers getting because they weren't 0:23:06.640 --> 0:23:09.240 on the arc. There's no way they was on the 0:23:10.560 --> 0:23:13.080 because what if they were on their what they wouldn't 0:23:13.080 --> 0:23:15.440 put holes all in that art and they wouldn't have 0:23:15.520 --> 0:23:20.320 made it forty days and forty nights like that. And 0:23:22.160 --> 0:23:27.800 this is when he hung up on me and not 0:23:27.960 --> 0:23:30.880 handling the problem no sense. Wait, where they come from 0:23:30.920 --> 0:23:33.760 tom they here, I don't know, they just weren't on 0:23:33.880 --> 0:23:42.040 the arc and Junior said they had a cocktoon, so 0:23:42.160 --> 0:23:45.119 they saw they came from somewhere. I need you to 0:23:45.240 --> 0:23:53.000 make a decision on this. It said, all the foul 0:23:53.280 --> 0:23:57.480 of the air and beast of the lad body in 0:23:57.600 --> 0:24:05.000 as pans. Then what oh, they probably had a woody 0:24:05.040 --> 0:24:09.800 woodpecker post. You don't win all they could just peck 0:24:09.880 --> 0:24:14.920 their little hards that. You don't think that boat would 0:24:14.960 --> 0:24:20.200 have drowned if they had a woody woodpecker post, which 0:24:20.240 --> 0:24:25.000 I'm pretty sure God thought all of it. Everything, am 0:24:25.040 --> 0:24:31.720 I writer? Am I wrong? Everybody? Come on now? Nothing? Yeah? 0:24:31.800 --> 0:24:37.920 I mean because God said everybody? So that's who at 0:24:37.920 --> 0:24:41.520 the sharks then that I was gonna ask you all 0:24:41.560 --> 0:24:47.800 about that, But that's okay. I can't argue with the Lord, Tommy. 0:24:49.320 --> 0:24:51.600 I'm not arguing with the Lord. I just know that 0:24:51.680 --> 0:24:53.119 they would have put a hole all in that. But 0:24:53.960 --> 0:24:58.800 but anyway, you're gonna run that prank back. I'm through 0:24:58.960 --> 0:25:03.840 talking about. But I guess it safe to say y'all 0:25:03.840 --> 0:25:10.639 would up on me too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure about that. 0:25:10.800 --> 0:25:12.600 I think we're nice winners. Don't do what the others 0:25:12.640 --> 0:25:17.600 want to do you No, no, all right, get ready 0:25:18.080 --> 0:25:20.800 up next, it's run that prank back. The ignorance never 0:25:20.880 --> 0:25:26.280 stops on this show, does it? What's overwhelming? You're listening 0:25:26.600 --> 0:25:33.680 to the Steve Harvey Morning Show for the minutes after 0:25:33.760 --> 0:25:36.480 the hour, forty minutes after the hour. When we come back, 0:25:36.520 --> 0:25:39.120 we're gonna run that prank back case you, mr, they're 0:25:39.119 --> 0:25:42.359 always good d one of my all time favorites, of course, 0:25:42.960 --> 0:25:47.840 and tell them which one this one? This is the 0:25:47.920 --> 0:25:50.359 one that I used to do or this is study. 0:25:53.320 --> 0:25:56.639 Everybody out there that gets offended by this, it's okay, 0:25:56.840 --> 0:26:03.359 I used to study severely. Uh were sorry? Your fifth 0:26:03.520 --> 0:26:27.640 thinged back back? And hello, Hello, this this this letter 0:26:27.800 --> 0:26:37.200 from uh uh Barty Reynolds's Jason Jason. Now this this 0:26:37.480 --> 0:26:41.560 this is me, man, what's up? They got you down 0:26:42.000 --> 0:26:46.520 as a second dear. Hey, hey, hey man, I'm don't 0:26:46.560 --> 0:26:50.280 don't hire saying on my part, what's what? What's what's up? Doctor? 0:26:51.280 --> 0:26:55.560 You know, ain't nobody playing? You got uh your sister 0:26:55.720 --> 0:27:00.760 name and she got a she got some part of 0:27:00.840 --> 0:27:03.400 stuff she read. I'm trying to make sure she uh 0:27:05.000 --> 0:27:07.960 uh good men. Look if you if you you try 0:27:08.000 --> 0:27:09.959 to make fun of me, dog, I could come down 0:27:10.040 --> 0:27:13.120 in with your ain't playing, man, I don't be causing 0:27:13.359 --> 0:27:17.320 for listening. I got a time time for that at 0:27:17.320 --> 0:27:20.280 Ain't nobody messed with you. I'm trying to make sure 0:27:20.359 --> 0:27:25.679 y'all get the order? Did did y'all order U tables? Chails, 0:27:27.440 --> 0:27:31.440 marguerite machine and uh the table cloths? And then I 0:27:31.560 --> 0:27:35.840 got wont one to two tents two tents? On on 0:27:36.040 --> 0:27:42.000 on here we we we were doing the party, and 0:27:42.119 --> 0:27:45.600 we we got our your nick name, man, I'm gonay, 0:27:45.960 --> 0:27:47.879 so tell you nothing that I don't want to go 0:27:48.040 --> 0:27:52.120 on with the order with you. I got eight eight 0:27:52.440 --> 0:27:58.200 to the tables? Is that right? Yeah? Yeah, that's that's right. Okay, 0:27:58.280 --> 0:28:05.639 Now hold up? What's your name? Money? Literallyally Lially Lenar 0:28:06.119 --> 0:28:10.080 and I'm with uh party Reynals're trying to make sure 0:28:10.200 --> 0:28:13.240 that we're trying to confirm the art and we don't 0:28:14.280 --> 0:28:20.080 let let's let whatever whatever your name is ill. Oh lord, 0:28:20.520 --> 0:28:22.479 I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come down now. 0:28:23.240 --> 0:28:26.320 And if I I'm gonna ask, I'm gonna ask for 0:28:26.359 --> 0:28:29.680 you and if if if you if you don't have 0:28:30.200 --> 0:28:35.879 no no, no, no speech impentiment I'm I'm obviously, I'm 0:28:35.920 --> 0:28:39.840 just I'm just let you know, all right, I got 0:28:40.680 --> 0:28:42.800 hold up, don't don't, don't, don't cut me off, don't. 0:28:44.120 --> 0:28:47.720 I got that on the table. Now go here with 0:28:47.760 --> 0:28:49.719 the daughter. Now, yeah, we are, we are the tables 0:28:50.920 --> 0:28:56.120 and the chails. So no, no, she got uh she 0:28:56.280 --> 0:29:03.480 got eight tail per table, eight tails to go with 0:29:03.760 --> 0:29:10.880 each table. Okay, so sixty fold okay, hold on, I 0:29:10.960 --> 0:29:12.880 think she she she got the all the paper right here. Well, 0:29:13.400 --> 0:29:15.920 let me let me see right right quick, all right, 0:29:16.120 --> 0:29:22.480 you say eight a table tail to the table. Okay, yeah, ahead, 0:29:22.560 --> 0:29:37.000 s sixty fold to tails right, you me see eight? One, two, two, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, 0:29:37.080 --> 0:29:44.080 now I got I got a margaritea machine. Hi, how 0:29:44.160 --> 0:29:48.960 many was your supposed to get? For the for the 0:29:49.360 --> 0:29:59.440 Mumm margarite machine? We got to to dare you're you're 0:29:59.600 --> 0:30:07.000 you're where's the man? And see two? You know like 0:30:07.120 --> 0:30:11.600 you keep keep keep going. Now, y'all got uh the 0:30:11.720 --> 0:30:20.720 table close to right? Yeah, the table cloths on every table? Yeah? Okay, 0:30:20.840 --> 0:30:26.480 Now y'all got tents? So uh how many tents it's 0:30:26.480 --> 0:30:32.680 sposed to be? I don't, I don't know. It just 0:30:32.800 --> 0:30:37.160 needs to just say tents on here? How many many 0:30:37.200 --> 0:30:40.200 tents y'all y'all knowne not not normal to go with 0:30:41.280 --> 0:30:44.240 probably with with this minute to the table. You're gonna 0:30:44.240 --> 0:30:51.440 need about uh release uh uh, you're gonna need about 0:30:51.440 --> 0:30:56.160 to delete three tents. You want me put it out 0:30:56.480 --> 0:31:01.400 for three? Not now put it put the dot for too, man, 0:31:01.720 --> 0:31:07.000 because because I already know these these these these boo 0:31:07.120 --> 0:31:10.080 booe women in my my family all, I'm ain't gonna 0:31:10.080 --> 0:31:14.240 gonna be outside no way. Okay, there's still two put 0:31:14.240 --> 0:31:17.360 two down now, two tens, okay, cool? Nah, I got 0:31:18.320 --> 0:31:23.240 eight tables, I got six folk chairs to to my 0:31:23.480 --> 0:31:28.040 reeve machine. Uh table class on all of them, and 0:31:28.760 --> 0:31:34.320 two tents right for fried right right right? Nothing due 0:31:34.320 --> 0:31:39.760 to drop off. Gonna be Friday, Friday, yeah, okay, somebody 0:31:39.840 --> 0:31:43.000 gonna be there. Get yeah, yeah, I'm I'm I'm gonna 0:31:43.040 --> 0:31:46.320