Speaker 1: I'm gonna be so curious to see who people side
Speaker 1: with in the comments on this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's a tough one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a brand new Second Date Update. Today, we
Speaker 1: got a new episode for you on the podcast. Thanks
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Speaker 2: Second Date Update, It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
Speaker 2: and a guy named core is back on with us
Speaker 2: again after he tried getting a second date a few
Speaker 2: months ago. And I know we do a lot of these,
Speaker 2: so you probably won't remember him, but.
Speaker 3: I'm just terrible with names, Jeff. Let's go.
Speaker 2: He did make the fatal air of playing the job
Speaker 2: game with his date, where you each tell each other
Speaker 2: what job would you be good at? And he said
Speaker 2: groupie for her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember, Yeah, that was ault.
Speaker 2: Kind of surprised that woman said no to an date
Speaker 2: with him, but you know exactly, Corey. It's good to
Speaker 2: have you back. How you doing, man?
Speaker 6: Thanks, I'm doing great. How are you okay?
Speaker 1: And before we start, you didn't accidentally offend someone again?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 6: But you're self aware now, I'm pretty sure I didn't know.
Speaker 6: I think I did a good job this time.
Speaker 2: All right, that's good. Well you may think that, but
Speaker 2: she is not calling you back, so we don't know
Speaker 2: for sure. Let's get the full story about this new lady,
Speaker 2: better lady, hopefully, And how did you meet her?
Speaker 3: The woman was fine, It was not her fault, Jeb.
Speaker 1: That is such a weird place to place blame on
Speaker 1: someone calling someone else.
Speaker 2: Corey is our listener, so she can do no wrong.
Speaker 3: It is her fault.
Speaker 2: Maybe what I meant was a better match for Jah
Speaker 2: okay with a nicer lady, So let's let's figure out
Speaker 2: what's going on with her. Who did you meet recently? Yeah?
Speaker 6: So I met Charlotte, and uh, I think the problem
Speaker 6: last time, like you said, it was just wasn't a
Speaker 6: good match for me. So this time I was like,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna be super specific and just like more intentional
Speaker 6: about it.
Speaker 3: Are you talking about on the dating apps?
Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, do I.
Speaker 6: Just like put some information on my profile that would
Speaker 6: kind of like screen out anybody who was just wasn't
Speaker 6: going to be a good fit.
Speaker 3: What did you say? No groupies allowed?
Speaker 6: I promise you I'm staying away from the groupies of anything.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, safe for a first date. So what
Speaker 2: did you write on your as your criteria for what
Speaker 2: you're looking for?
Speaker 6: Well, the first thing, obviously was that the hat to
Speaker 6: have a sense of humor, because I feel like that
Speaker 6: was the problem last time.
Speaker 3: Does anyone ever think they don't have a sense of humor? Though? Yeah,
Speaker 3: some people don't. They know that, but they know like
Speaker 3: they are they self aware.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 2: Some people don't like humor. Some people are like laughter.
Speaker 3: No, I haven't ever met with but okay, well, what
Speaker 3: else was on the list?
Speaker 6: Brunette got to be brunette?
Speaker 3: Weird?
Speaker 2: Why is that weird? Why is that? Who wants to like?
Speaker 1: Because ninety percent of women don't have real hair color,
Speaker 1: they could be any hair color you want.
Speaker 3: It to be, you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, so diet brown before you meet?
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, Like even if you have like natural brown
Speaker 6: hair and you diet blonde, then we're not a good fit.
Speaker 3: Okay, I just want it to be brown hair.
Speaker 2: Okay. You're very specific about what you like, and that's okay.
Speaker 6: Got to be mid to late twenties.
Speaker 3: Mid to late are you also mid to late twenties?
Speaker 6: I'm thirty two.
Speaker 3: Okay, the thirties doesn't.
Speaker 2: Work for you.
Speaker 6: I've just found that that's a sweet spot, that's all. Okay.
Speaker 2: I mean, Corey, you're taking a risk and you're weeding
Speaker 2: out the people that for sure won't match with you. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: what else is on your list?
Speaker 6: So they got to be able to parallel park.
Speaker 3: That's funny. That's like a funny thing, right, that's like
Speaker 3: your humor park.
Speaker 2: You got to be a joke.
Speaker 6: I guess it's kind of a joke because it's mildly funny,
Speaker 6: but I mean it like, it's just annoying to me
Speaker 6: with people like can't parallel park, Like you're a grown
Speaker 6: up and you can't even do that basic skill and
Speaker 6: just like get out of here.
Speaker 5: Not everyone's in the city as much having every day,
Speaker 5: I have a lot of space to park their car.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't like guys that get seasick. So
Speaker 1: I mean there's weird stuff out there, you know.
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, totally all right, And you said there
Speaker 2: was one more.
Speaker 6: They got to be okay with me being five minutes
Speaker 6: late to everything.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're a late person.
Speaker 1: You that's helpful information because if someone is a super
Speaker 1: punctual person and that would stress them out, then they're
Speaker 1: not a good match for you.
Speaker 2: Brook finally approves of one quality.
Speaker 3: It was okay with a parallel parking.
Speaker 2: Okay, So out of all the criteria, did you get
Speaker 2: any matches with wh or.
Speaker 6: You know what? I got one.
Speaker 3: That's what happens when you it's tunnel it like that.
Speaker 3: That's why we need to call her back and get
Speaker 3: a date.
Speaker 2: And so is that the Charlotte girl?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's Charlotte.
Speaker 2: Okay, So it sounds like you met up with her
Speaker 2: how to go?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we went to dinner. I was late by not
Speaker 6: by much, okay, all right, and we had a little
Speaker 6: laugh about it and honestly, and then we just had
Speaker 6: the best time. From there, we went to a restaurant
Speaker 6: and we sat outside. It was like picnic benches and stuff,
Speaker 6: and we just talked for hours.
Speaker 1: So when did you do the driving test to make
Speaker 1: sure she was legit on the parallel parking?
Speaker 6: She was like, you know, I already did it because
Speaker 6: you know, she parked when she arrived there, okay, and
Speaker 6: then it was close to the curb and it was
Speaker 6: lined up straight with so funny.
Speaker 2: Okay, did you marry a conversation?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean she knows all the steps, but hopefully you
Speaker 2: got the neighbor's security footage to corroborate the actual story.
Speaker 2: So it sounds like overall she checked all the boxes
Speaker 2: that you set out. The connection seems to be good.
Speaker 3: The chemistry sounds so great.
Speaker 2: What's happened since then?
Speaker 6: We exchanged a bunch of texts and look, it's not
Speaker 6: like she doesn't want to go out with me, because
Speaker 6: twice we've set updates. It just both times after she
Speaker 6: said yes, something came up she's like, Oh, I'm sorry,
Speaker 6: I can't do that.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe if she's a woman that fits all
Speaker 1: your criteria, she's a woman who fits a lot of
Speaker 1: guys criteria.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sure that's possible. But I just I hope
Speaker 6: she's going to give me another chance, that's all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, At any point, did you ever ask if she
Speaker 2: has any deal breaking criteria for you?
Speaker 6: Not? As far as I know, she likes me and
Speaker 6: has no reason not to.
Speaker 2: Okay, So the date was all about you then, and
Speaker 2: what you want and checking all of your boxes.
Speaker 6: Not necessarily, we just didn't talk about that. She wasn't like,
Speaker 6: oh are you this? Are you that? I don't know?
Speaker 6: I thought she liked me. We didn't just talk about
Speaker 6: me the whole time.
Speaker 2: But it could be a different story when we reach
Speaker 2: out to Charlotte.
Speaker 5: Other than it's kind of it does seem all about him.
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe he was too focused on his checklist and if.
Speaker 2: She's not okay with it being all about him, then
Speaker 2: she doesn't deserve him.
Speaker 3: Well she's the only option.
Speaker 2: So yeah, for now, we might loosen the strings a
Speaker 2: little bit when we call Charlotte and get you your
Speaker 2: second date up date coming up right after this second
Speaker 2: date update if you're just joining us. Corey is back
Speaker 2: with a very specific set of criteria for what he's
Speaker 2: looking for in a woman right now, mid to late twenties. Brunette,
Speaker 2: good sense of humor, ability to parallel park, and has
Speaker 2: to be cool with him running five minutes late to everything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean the wedding vows. They write themselves with these, basically,
Speaker 2: So Corey put that energy out into the universe, and
Speaker 2: the universe gave him Charlotte, the perfect brunette. They had
Speaker 2: a pretty perfect dinner date, perfect parallel parking job. The
Speaker 2: only thing not perfect is he can't lock down that
Speaker 2: second date with her yet.
Speaker 1: I mean, but there's still text, which is a good sign.
Speaker 1: Trying to plan, Yeah, trying, but she keeps canceling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she keeps saying yes and then changing her mind. Cory,
Speaker 2: where is your head at right now?
Speaker 6: But I'm just trying to figure out what's going on.
Speaker 6: This is kind of crazy. I'm kind of sick of
Speaker 6: this kind of behavior from ladies. Honestly.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, that's aggressive. Okay, you might need to add
Speaker 2: a new thing to your criteria. Yeah, no, women who
Speaker 2: bread crumb me.
Speaker 3: Okay, no one would respond to him.
Speaker 1: This is literally the only person. This fit every other thing.
Speaker 1: We can't add any more to the list.
Speaker 2: You're saying, there's a chance.
Speaker 3: I'm saying it may not be Charlotte's fault here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, let's find out. Okay, you might be right,
Speaker 2: but Corey ready to do this.
Speaker 6: Let's do it?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 2: Here we go, and Corey, remember, I need you to
Speaker 2: stay quiet until we can at least get her to
Speaker 2: tell us a little bit of information and then we'll
Speaker 2: call you in. Okay, I'm the word.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm scared.
Speaker 5: What did she lied about parallel parking?
Speaker 6: Guys?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's going to be a bomb. This
Speaker 2: could be devastating.
Speaker 3: That's why she's not calling him back him.
Speaker 2: I don't know, all right, sorry, hold right, and Ruin,
Speaker 2: let's find out. Here we go. Hello, Hey is this Charlotte? Yeah, hey, Charlotte,
Speaker 2: thanks for answering. You're on a radio show right now
Speaker 2: called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Good morning, Charlotte.
Speaker 7: Wait what yeah said good morning?
Speaker 3: And that's not what she's saying she's tried to why
Speaker 3: she's here.
Speaker 2: Sorry, a lot of voice, little overwhelming, probably, But we're
Speaker 2: a show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
Speaker 2: and we'd love a second of your time to just
Speaker 2: chat a little bit.
Speaker 3: About your dating life.
Speaker 7: How did you get my number?
Speaker 2: Some would say the universe provided it to us, but
Speaker 2: others would say a guy named Corey gave us the digits.
Speaker 7: Whoa wait a minute, Corey called you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the reason that he did it is because he
Speaker 2: told us a little bit about your hangout the other
Speaker 2: night when you went and got dinner to ge and
Speaker 2: he's a little bit disappointed that you two haven't reconnected
Speaker 2: for another meetup. That makes sense.
Speaker 7: I'm just taking this all in.
Speaker 1: I mean, he said that you guys have been texting
Speaker 1: that maybe he was just getting the vibe that you
Speaker 1: keep canceling on him on purpose, Like you don't you're
Speaker 1: not maybe as excited about another date as he is.
Speaker 7: No, I mean, I thought the date was cool, but
Speaker 7: I don't know. He he kind of has a lot
Speaker 7: of requirements. I guess you could say, yeah, are.
Speaker 3: You talking about his dating bio? His list on his
Speaker 3: dating bio?
Speaker 7: I mean that was kind of like the whole conversation
Speaker 7: when we were on the date was about his profile.
Speaker 2: Yeah we heard, we heard a little bit about it.
Speaker 2: But that's where Corey is in his life right now.
Speaker 2: He's just trying to figure out if there's somebody out
Speaker 2: there that can meet the types of things that would
Speaker 2: fit the style of person that he is. And he
Speaker 2: thought that was you, Charlotte.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, would you not agree with that?
Speaker 7: I mean, it would be nice if he didn't have
Speaker 7: a list. But the day was cool, it was nice.
Speaker 6: Good.
Speaker 2: Then, I guess we just need to know if Corey's
Speaker 2: intuition is correct that you're blowing him off on purpose, Like,
Speaker 2: is there something specific that's holding you back?
Speaker 7: Oh well, they're kind of is Oh okay. If I'm honest,
Speaker 7: I feel guilty.
Speaker 3: I feel guilty.
Speaker 2: Well yeah you should, but what.
Speaker 3: He's joking?
Speaker 7: No, but I really do feel kind of guilty about
Speaker 7: what I know. He had mentioned to me that he
Speaker 7: only dates women around mid to late twenties.
Speaker 8: Yeah, which is fine.
Speaker 7: However, I'm not in that age bracket.
Speaker 3: Please tell me you're not younger?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean if you are twenty four, Like, where
Speaker 2: do you.
Speaker 7: Fall I'm in my thirties.
Speaker 3: Wait, does that mean you're lying about your age on
Speaker 3: the apps?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to have it said.
Speaker 5: Why do you think of that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I kind of I kind of did.
Speaker 3: Why why do you lie? I mean, it's not a
Speaker 3: big difference. Why do you lie about your dating age?
Speaker 7: I just feel like guys are very specific when it
Speaker 7: comes to age, and even though I mean we're the
Speaker 7: same age, I'm thirty two, but I just feel like
Speaker 7: they want younger and I'm just not there anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but wouldn't you not want to meet a guy
Speaker 1: that wouldn't I mean, like, if you met a guy
Speaker 1: who only wants to date someone in their twenties, then
Speaker 1: maybe they're not the right person.
Speaker 3: Per year, like if they're that strict on it.
Speaker 7: I mean, but the thing is, Corey was such a
Speaker 7: cool guy and I feel like we hit it off.
Speaker 2: So this thing, the lie about your own age, that's
Speaker 2: the reason why you keep kind of waffling back and
Speaker 2: forth on going out with Corey one more time.
Speaker 7: I am not looking forward to telling him, but I
Speaker 7: feel like, I mean, I have to eventually, I have
Speaker 7: have to talk to him. I can't just keep yeah,
Speaker 7: ignoring I can't sling.
Speaker 2: And and what's the thing that they say about, you know,
Speaker 2: just ripping off the band aid and getting it over
Speaker 2: with without you kind of done that, Charlotte, because Corey
Speaker 2: is actually already listening to this phone call quietly on the.
Speaker 3: Other line, so we heard everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm serious.
Speaker 9: If he's there, Corey, Charlotte.
Speaker 2: We're going to back away and let you two talk
Speaker 2: this out. I think you need a moment.
Speaker 6: So Charlotte, you lied? Huh why?
Speaker 8: I mean, be honest, Corey, Like if I did tell
Speaker 8: you the truth.
Speaker 7: You wouldn't even give me a chance, Like, I gotta
Speaker 7: have to fib on this got a point?
Speaker 6: Well, I guess we'll never know because you did lie.
Speaker 1: You're just gonna shut her down like that. Remember she's
Speaker 1: the only person that the requirements.
Speaker 6: If he didn't, she said she was something and she's
Speaker 6: a granny and a liar.
Speaker 3: Granny.
Speaker 7: Are you a minute. If I'm a granny, then you're
Speaker 7: a grandpa because for the same age.
Speaker 6: Like whatever, I obviously don't want to date you, now what,
Speaker 6: you're really immature. Okay, you're a liar, but I'm immature
Speaker 6: because I don't want.
Speaker 3: To date you.
Speaker 7: That's fuck look like you've never lied before.
Speaker 8: Come on, I was very upfront, a little too up front,
Speaker 8: like you're not like a ten you know?
Speaker 6: Oh god man, whatever I mean, that doesn't make you
Speaker 6: look good. You went out on the date with me,
Speaker 6: so look, I don't even want to argue about it.
Speaker 6: I want you. I think it's only fair that you
Speaker 6: venmo me half the cost of dinner.
Speaker 3: Corey, what are you doing, dude? I know that she
Speaker 3: like faved on her age, but you liked her.
Speaker 6: I did like her until I found out she wasn't
Speaker 6: a truthful person.
Speaker 7: I'm not going to memo you this is ridiculous. Like
Speaker 7: you order street taco I think the bill is like
Speaker 7: eight dollars, Like, you can't be that cheap tacos?
Speaker 2: Drink right?
Speaker 6: Well, you can tell it to the judge.
Speaker 3: Jug Will you take it to a small claims court?
Speaker 2: Very small court?
Speaker 7: Be joking, Corey, I'm not joking.
Speaker 6: No, have you heard of Judge Mathis?
Speaker 3: Do you want to go to a TV judge show?
Speaker 7: Judge Matthews, You're gonna embarrass both of us.
Speaker 8: Stop it.
Speaker 6: Oh you're gonna be embarrassed. I've already been on the
Speaker 6: show twice because the issues I've had with roommate dying.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that admission actually makes you look better.
Speaker 1: I know, dude, dude, I'm thinking you just need to
Speaker 1: venom him the eight bucks if he's that desperate for it,
Speaker 1: and just get him out of your hair.
Speaker 7: I'm not doing it. I'm not gonna memo you.
Speaker 2: No, the venmo and the court talk aside. It's at
Speaker 2: this point that I would like to offer a second date.
Speaker 3: They already oh no, this.
Speaker 8: Isn't we're declining a strong decline from No, you won't.
Speaker 2: Have to pay for these tacos. They'll be on us.
Speaker 1: Charlotte and Corey's to say, yes, he's got no one
Speaker 1: else that matched him in the dating apps.
Speaker 6: Can you please stop mentioning that you're supposed to be
Speaker 6: on my side?
Speaker 3: She delighted to be the one person who did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she sounds kind of like a groupie to me.
Speaker 8: Brother, you know what I'm saying, I am not a groupie.
Speaker 3: On an inside joke?
Speaker 7: Yeah, the last one. So what do you mean he
Speaker 7: called everybody a groupie this.
Speaker 3: Show before too.
Speaker 2: The fact that you don't get the joke means you're
Speaker 2: just not meant to be together Charlotte, so I'm sorry, doesn't.
Speaker 3: Take it personally.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, don't be sorry. This is this is
Speaker 7: helping me.
Speaker 8: You know what.
Speaker 6: Let's just let's just hang up on her. Because I
Speaker 6: got to get back to my dating profile. I got
Speaker 6: to add a new criteria to it.
Speaker 2: So your new criteria is, women who won't go out
Speaker 2: with me a second time have to be okay with
Speaker 2: venmowing me for half the bill for the dating we can.
Speaker 3: They give you enough character, you're gonna.
Speaker 2: Get so many matches after that. Bro Jeffrey in the Morning,
Speaker 2: and these are tough second date updates for us to do.
Speaker 2: Where everybody's wrong, but also everybody's kind of right. You
Speaker 2: shouldn't care about other people's age. You shouldn't lie about
Speaker 2: your own age. I've been telling Brook for years to
Speaker 2: put her real age on the Morning show LinkedIn page.
Speaker 2: She's still twenty six years old. For everybody crazy that.
Speaker 3: Everyone believes it. I look so good.
Speaker 2: But you know, when everybody disagrees and everybody agrees, there's
Speaker 2: no middle ground. It was impossible to get them back together.
Speaker 6: Agree.
Speaker 2: Oh well, okay, I change my mind though, Okay, then
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 3: It's a hard one. I mean there should be more
Speaker 3: compromise in the world of dating. Yeah, just in the world.
Speaker 2: Not everything is a deal breaker red flag. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: it could be a flag.
Speaker 6: It's gou to be a deal breaker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's not very good for the plot, now,
Speaker 2: is it.
Speaker 1: No, that's true for the plot, Jeff, Yeah, that's what we're.
Speaker 6: Here.
Speaker 2: You're going to hear that for the next four months,
Speaker 2: every single day. But exactly so, email the show, even
Speaker 2: if it's just for the plot, and we'll call that
Speaker 2: person who's not calling you back. Go check out all
Speaker 2: of our second date updates, great plots on those. They're
Speaker 2: available online wherever you get them.