WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Corey's Crazy Criteria 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.240 I'm gonna be so curious to see who people side 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:03.640 with in the comments on this one. 0:00:03.920 --> 0:00:04.960 Yeah it's a tough one. 0:00:05.080 --> 0:00:08.080 Yeah, it's a brand new Second Date Update. Today, we 0:00:08.160 --> 0:00:09.959 got a new episode for you on the podcast. Thanks 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:12.039 so much for being here. And man, you could really 0:00:12.119 --> 0:00:15.200 argue both sides of this one, So listen up and 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:17.160 let us know in the comments because we love reading them. 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:19.840 We do, and we love highlighting the best ones. So 0:00:19.880 --> 0:00:20.320 what do you see? 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:23.639 Like, Yes, okay, Irene said, i came across this show 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:27.880 randomly and I'm one of those Minecraft instareels. 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Yeah, starting 0:00:52.920 --> 0:00:53.239 right now. 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:58.920 Second Date Update, It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:01.400 and a guy named core is back on with us 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:04.200 again after he tried getting a second date a few 0:01:04.200 --> 0:01:06.480 months ago. And I know we do a lot of these, 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:08.160 so you probably won't remember him, but. 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:10.080 I'm just terrible with names, Jeff. Let's go. 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:12.880 He did make the fatal air of playing the job 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:15.760 game with his date, where you each tell each other 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:18.399 what job would you be good at? And he said 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:19.480 groupie for her. 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:23.840 Yeah, I remember, Yeah, that was ault. 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:26.080 Kind of surprised that woman said no to an date 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:30.200 with him, but you know exactly, Corey. It's good to 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:31.600 have you back. How you doing, man? 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:33.839 Thanks, I'm doing great. How are you okay? 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:36.640 And before we start, you didn't accidentally offend someone again? 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:37.000 Did you? 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:40.480 But you're self aware now, I'm pretty sure I didn't know. 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:41.800 I think I did a good job this time. 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:44.399 All right, that's good. Well you may think that, but 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:46.480 she is not calling you back, so we don't know 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:50.720 for sure. Let's get the full story about this new lady, 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:53.560 better lady, hopefully, And how did you meet her? 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:56.320 The woman was fine, It was not her fault, Jeb. 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:58.640 That is such a weird place to place blame on 0:01:58.720 --> 0:01:59.840 someone calling someone else. 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:03.280 Corey is our listener, so she can do no wrong. 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:05.720 It is her fault. 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:09.640 Maybe what I meant was a better match for Jah 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:13.440 okay with a nicer lady, So let's let's figure out 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:16.400 what's going on with her. Who did you meet recently? Yeah? 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.959 So I met Charlotte, and uh, I think the problem 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:20.840 last time, like you said, it was just wasn't a 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:24.040 good match for me. So this time I was like, 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:28.519 I'm gonna be super specific and just like more intentional 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:29.280 about it. 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:31.360 Are you talking about on the dating apps? 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:33.400 And yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, do I. 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:35.760 Just like put some information on my profile that would 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:38.119 kind of like screen out anybody who was just wasn't 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:38.760 going to be a good fit. 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:41.280 What did you say? No groupies allowed? 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:46.360 I promise you I'm staying away from the groupies of anything. 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:49.920 Okay, okay, okay, safe for a first date. So what 0:02:50.000 --> 0:02:52.280 did you write on your as your criteria for what 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:52.959 you're looking for? 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:55.560 Well, the first thing, obviously was that the hat to 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:57.400 have a sense of humor, because I feel like that 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:58.359 was the problem last time. 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:01.640 Does anyone ever think they don't have a sense of humor? Though? Yeah, 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:04.520 some people don't. They know that, but they know like 0:03:04.800 --> 0:03:05.959 they are they self aware. 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:06.720 Yeah, I don't think. 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:10.639 Some people don't like humor. Some people are like laughter. 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:14.400 No, I haven't ever met with but okay, well, what 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:15.640 else was on the list? 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:17.919 Brunette got to be brunette? 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:18.480 Weird? 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:22.680 Why is that weird? Why is that? Who wants to like? 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:25.160 Because ninety percent of women don't have real hair color, 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:26.760 they could be any hair color you want. 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:28.320 It to be, you know. 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:30.359 Okay, so diet brown before you meet? 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:34.200 Yeah, exactly, Like even if you have like natural brown 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:36.200 hair and you diet blonde, then we're not a good fit. 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:38.160 Okay, I just want it to be brown hair. 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:41.600 Okay. You're very specific about what you like, and that's okay. 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:43.160 Got to be mid to late twenties. 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:46.440 Mid to late are you also mid to late twenties? 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:48.080 I'm thirty two. 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:50.960 Okay, the thirties doesn't. 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:51.160 Work for you. 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:54.920 I've just found that that's a sweet spot, that's all. Okay. 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:57.400 I mean, Corey, you're taking a risk and you're weeding 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:59.840 out the people that for sure won't match with you. Okay, Yeah, 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:01.040 what else is on your list? 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:04.120 So they got to be able to parallel park. 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:08.080 That's funny. That's like a funny thing, right, that's like 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:08.920 your humor park. 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:09.800 You got to be a joke. 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:12.480 I guess it's kind of a joke because it's mildly funny, 0:04:12.480 --> 0:04:14.560 but I mean it like, it's just annoying to me 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:17.200 with people like can't parallel park, Like you're a grown 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:19.480 up and you can't even do that basic skill and 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:20.520 just like get out of here. 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:23.600 Not everyone's in the city as much having every day, 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:25.840 I have a lot of space to park their car. 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:28.640 I mean, I don't like guys that get seasick. So 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:30.680 I mean there's weird stuff out there, you know. 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:35.760 I guess, yeah, totally all right, And you said there 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:36.279 was one more. 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:40.320 They got to be okay with me being five minutes 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:41.480 late to everything. 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:43.280 Oh, you're a late person. 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:46.880 You that's helpful information because if someone is a super 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:49.200 punctual person and that would stress them out, then they're 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:50.080 not a good match for you. 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:52.360 Brook finally approves of one quality. 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:55.240 It was okay with a parallel parking. 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:58.719 Okay, So out of all the criteria, did you get 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:00.480 any matches with wh or. 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:02.159 You know what? I got one. 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:06.719 That's what happens when you it's tunnel it like that. 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:08.840 That's why we need to call her back and get 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:09.080 a date. 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:10.680 And so is that the Charlotte girl? 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:11.880 Yeah, that's Charlotte. 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:13.960 Okay, So it sounds like you met up with her 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:14.480 how to go? 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:18.080 Yeah, we went to dinner. I was late by not 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:21.680 by much, okay, all right, and we had a little 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:23.600 laugh about it and honestly, and then we just had 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:26.320 the best time. From there, we went to a restaurant 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:29.919 and we sat outside. It was like picnic benches and stuff, 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:31.800 and we just talked for hours. 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:33.840 So when did you do the driving test to make 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:35.719 sure she was legit on the parallel parking? 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:39.599 She was like, you know, I already did it because 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:42.320 you know, she parked when she arrived there, okay, and 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:44.400 then it was close to the curb and it was 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:46.240 lined up straight with so funny. 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:48.240 Okay, did you marry a conversation? 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:48.760 Yeah? 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:51.040 I mean she knows all the steps, but hopefully you 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:54.480 got the neighbor's security footage to corroborate the actual story. 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:57.760 So it sounds like overall she checked all the boxes 0:05:57.760 --> 0:05:59.760 that you set out. The connection seems to be good. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:01.400 The chemistry sounds so great. 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:02.560 What's happened since then? 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:06.000 We exchanged a bunch of texts and look, it's not 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:08.400 like she doesn't want to go out with me, because 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:13.120 twice we've set updates. It just both times after she 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:15.520 said yes, something came up she's like, Oh, I'm sorry, 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:16.320 I can't do that. 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:18.919 I mean maybe if she's a woman that fits all 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:21.560 your criteria, she's a woman who fits a lot of 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:22.400 guys criteria. 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:25.960 Yeah, I'm sure that's possible. But I just I hope 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:28.040 she's going to give me another chance, that's all. 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:31.440 Yeah, At any point, did you ever ask if she 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:36.960 has any deal breaking criteria for you? 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:39.240 Not? As far as I know, she likes me and 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:40.120 has no reason not to. 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:43.440 Okay, So the date was all about you then, and 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:45.760 what you want and checking all of your boxes. 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:48.680 Not necessarily, we just didn't talk about that. She wasn't like, 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:50.360 oh are you this? Are you that? I don't know? 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:52.520 I thought she liked me. We didn't just talk about 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:53.280 me the whole time. 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:55.240 But it could be a different story when we reach 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:55.960 out to Charlotte. 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:58.200 Other than it's kind of it does seem all about him. 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:02.440 Maybe maybe he was too focused on his checklist and if. 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:04.960 She's not okay with it being all about him, then 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:06.400 she doesn't deserve him. 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:07.479 Well she's the only option. 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:12.920 So yeah, for now, we might loosen the strings a 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:15.320 little bit when we call Charlotte and get you your 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:18.960 second date up date coming up right after this second 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:23.760 date update if you're just joining us. Corey is back 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:27.200 with a very specific set of criteria for what he's 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:31.040 looking for in a woman right now, mid to late twenties. Brunette, 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:34.600 good sense of humor, ability to parallel park, and has 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:38.720 to be cool with him running five minutes late to everything. Yeah, 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:43.000 I mean the wedding vows. They write themselves with these, basically, 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:46.520 So Corey put that energy out into the universe, and 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:51.880 the universe gave him Charlotte, the perfect brunette. They had 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:55.280 a pretty perfect dinner date, perfect parallel parking job. The 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:57.680 only thing not perfect is he can't lock down that 0:07:57.760 --> 0:07:58.800 second date with her yet. 0:07:58.920 --> 0:08:01.160 I mean, but there's still text, which is a good sign. 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:03.640 Trying to plan, Yeah, trying, but she keeps canceling. 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:06.800 Yeah, she keeps saying yes and then changing her mind. Cory, 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:08.480 where is your head at right now? 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:11.680 But I'm just trying to figure out what's going on. 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:13.680 This is kind of crazy. I'm kind of sick of 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:15.360 this kind of behavior from ladies. Honestly. 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:18.320 Oh oh, that's aggressive. Okay, you might need to add 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:21.520 a new thing to your criteria. Yeah, no, women who 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:22.320 bread crumb me. 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:24.360 Okay, no one would respond to him. 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:28.280 This is literally the only person. This fit every other thing. 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:30.240 We can't add any more to the list. 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:31.600 You're saying, there's a chance. 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:33.960 I'm saying it may not be Charlotte's fault here. 0:08:34.040 --> 0:08:36.920 Yeah, well, let's find out. Okay, you might be right, 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:38.120 but Corey ready to do this. 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:39.280 Let's do it? 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:39.640 All right? 0:08:39.679 --> 0:08:41.880 Here we go, and Corey, remember, I need you to 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:44.160 stay quiet until we can at least get her to 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:45.959 tell us a little bit of information and then we'll 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:48.160 call you in. Okay, I'm the word. 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:49.400 Okay, I'm scared. 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:51.240 What did she lied about parallel parking? 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:51.520 Guys? 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:53.360 Oh my gosh, that's going to be a bomb. This 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:54.239 could be devastating. 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:57.559 That's why she's not calling him back him. 0:08:57.720 --> 0:08:59.520 I don't know, all right, sorry, hold right, and Ruin, 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:15.920 let's find out. Here we go. Hello, Hey is this Charlotte? Yeah, hey, Charlotte, 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:18.640 thanks for answering. You're on a radio show right now 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:21.280 called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Good morning, Charlotte. 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:25.280 Wait what yeah said good morning? 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:27.920 And that's not what she's saying she's tried to why 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:28.440 she's here. 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:32.000 Sorry, a lot of voice, little overwhelming, probably, But we're 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:33.880 a show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:35.840 and we'd love a second of your time to just 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:37.360 chat a little bit. 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:40.280 About your dating life. 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:41.480 How did you get my number? 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:44.320 Some would say the universe provided it to us, but 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:47.480 others would say a guy named Corey gave us the digits. 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:52.360 Whoa wait a minute, Corey called you guys. 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:55.880 Yeah, the reason that he did it is because he 0:09:55.960 --> 0:09:58.120 told us a little bit about your hangout the other 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:00.520 night when you went and got dinner to ge and 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:03.760 he's a little bit disappointed that you two haven't reconnected 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:07.040 for another meetup. That makes sense. 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:10.800 I'm just taking this all in. 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:13.480 I mean, he said that you guys have been texting 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:15.560 that maybe he was just getting the vibe that you 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:18.400 keep canceling on him on purpose, Like you don't you're 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:21.240 not maybe as excited about another date as he is. 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:25.360 No, I mean, I thought the date was cool, but 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:27.880 I don't know. He he kind of has a lot 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:32.320 of requirements. I guess you could say, yeah, are. 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:35.920 You talking about his dating bio? His list on his 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:36.480 dating bio? 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:40.000 I mean that was kind of like the whole conversation 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:42.640 when we were on the date was about his profile. 0:10:43.440 --> 0:10:46.080 Yeah we heard, we heard a little bit about it. 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:48.520 But that's where Corey is in his life right now. 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:51.000 He's just trying to figure out if there's somebody out 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:53.560 there that can meet the types of things that would 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:56.360 fit the style of person that he is. And he 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:57.760 thought that was you, Charlotte. 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:02.880 Oh okay, would you not agree with that? 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:05.920 I mean, it would be nice if he didn't have 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:09.080 a list. But the day was cool, it was nice. 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:09.680 Good. 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:12.040 Then, I guess we just need to know if Corey's 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:15.800 intuition is correct that you're blowing him off on purpose, Like, 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:18.240 is there something specific that's holding you back? 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:24.319 Oh well, they're kind of is Oh okay. If I'm honest, 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:25.120 I feel guilty. 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:26.680 I feel guilty. 0:11:26.840 --> 0:11:27.920 Well yeah you should, but what. 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:30.640 He's joking? 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:34.360 No, but I really do feel kind of guilty about 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:38.240 what I know. He had mentioned to me that he 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:42.640 only dates women around mid to late twenties. 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:44.840 Yeah, which is fine. 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:49.360 However, I'm not in that age bracket. 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:50.920 Please tell me you're not younger? 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:59.120 Yeah, I mean if you are twenty four, Like, where 0:11:59.280 --> 0:11:59.520 do you. 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:03.160 Fall I'm in my thirties. 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:05.360 Wait, does that mean you're lying about your age on 0:12:05.400 --> 0:12:05.880 the apps? 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:06.280 Oh? 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:07.440 Yeah, you have to have it said. 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:08.880 Why do you think of that? 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:10.040 Yeah? 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:12.079 I kind of I kind of did. 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:16.560 Why why do you lie? I mean, it's not a 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:18.640 big difference. Why do you lie about your dating age? 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:22.080 I just feel like guys are very specific when it 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:25.360 comes to age, and even though I mean we're the 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:27.840 same age, I'm thirty two, but I just feel like 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:31.480 they want younger and I'm just not there anymore. 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:33.680 Yeah, but wouldn't you not want to meet a guy 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:36.319 that wouldn't I mean, like, if you met a guy 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:38.520 who only wants to date someone in their twenties, then 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:40.000 maybe they're not the right person. 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:41.560 Per year, like if they're that strict on it. 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:44.080 I mean, but the thing is, Corey was such a 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:46.520 cool guy and I feel like we hit it off. 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:49.480 So this thing, the lie about your own age, that's 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:52.160 the reason why you keep kind of waffling back and 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:54.320 forth on going out with Corey one more time. 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:57.360 I am not looking forward to telling him, but I 0:12:57.440 --> 0:12:59.920 feel like, I mean, I have to eventually, I have 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.640 have to talk to him. I can't just keep yeah, 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:04.600 ignoring I can't sling. 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:07.520 And and what's the thing that they say about, you know, 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:09.840 just ripping off the band aid and getting it over 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:15.880 with without you kind of done that, Charlotte, because Corey 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:18.920 is actually already listening to this phone call quietly on the. 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:20.360 Other line, so we heard everything. 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:23.720 Yeah, I'm serious. 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:41.920 If he's there, Corey, Charlotte. 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:37.200 We're going to back away and let you two talk 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:38.800 this out. I think you need a moment. 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:42.679 So Charlotte, you lied? Huh why? 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:46.959 I mean, be honest, Corey, Like if I did tell 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:47.600 you the truth. 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:49.720 You wouldn't even give me a chance, Like, I gotta 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:51.720 have to fib on this got a point? 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:54.160 Well, I guess we'll never know because you did lie. 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.240 You're just gonna shut her down like that. Remember she's 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:00.800 the only person that the requirements. 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:04.080 If he didn't, she said she was something and she's 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:05.280 a granny and a liar. 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:06.280 Granny. 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:10.400 Are you a minute. If I'm a granny, then you're 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:12.439 a grandpa because for the same age. 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:16.480 Like whatever, I obviously don't want to date you, now what, 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:21.520 you're really immature. Okay, you're a liar, but I'm immature 0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:22.240 because I don't want. 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:22.520 To date you. 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.960 That's fuck look like you've never lied before. 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:28.920 Come on, I was very upfront, a little too up front, 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:31.160 like you're not like a ten you know? 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:35.400 Oh god man, whatever I mean, that doesn't make you 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:37.000 look good. You went out on the date with me, 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:39.240 so look, I don't even want to argue about it. 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:42.480 I want you. I think it's only fair that you 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:44.560 venmo me half the cost of dinner. 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:49.480 Corey, what are you doing, dude? I know that she 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:51.880 like faved on her age, but you liked her. 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:54.280 I did like her until I found out she wasn't 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:55.160 a truthful person. 0:14:57.640 --> 0:14:59.560 I'm not going to memo you this is ridiculous. Like 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:01.880 you order street taco I think the bill is like 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:05.680 eight dollars, Like, you can't be that cheap tacos? 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:06.760 Drink right? 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:09.120 Well, you can tell it to the judge. 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:11.800 Jug Will you take it to a small claims court? 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:13.520 Very small court? 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:15.880 Be joking, Corey, I'm not joking. 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:17.600 No, have you heard of Judge Mathis? 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:21.840 Do you want to go to a TV judge show? 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:24.640 Judge Matthews, You're gonna embarrass both of us. 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:25.440 Stop it. 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:28.000 Oh you're gonna be embarrassed. I've already been on the 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:32.520 show twice because the issues I've had with roommate dying. 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:35.680 I don't know if that admission actually makes you look better. 0:15:35.840 --> 0:15:37.840 I know, dude, dude, I'm thinking you just need to 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:40.280 venom him the eight bucks if he's that desperate for it, 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:41.400 and just get him out of your hair. 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:43.480 I'm not doing it. I'm not gonna memo you. 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:47.680 No, the venmo and the court talk aside. It's at 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:50.320 this point that I would like to offer a second date. 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:52.520 They already oh no, this. 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:56.520 Isn't we're declining a strong decline from No, you won't. 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:58.560 Have to pay for these tacos. They'll be on us. 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:01.440 Charlotte and Corey's to say, yes, he's got no one 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:03.920 else that matched him in the dating apps. 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:05.840 Can you please stop mentioning that you're supposed to be 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:06.640 on my side? 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:08.760 She delighted to be the one person who did. 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:11.920 Yeah, she sounds kind of like a groupie to me. 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:16.800 Brother, you know what I'm saying, I am not a groupie. 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:19.600 On an inside joke? 0:16:19.880 --> 0:16:21.960 Yeah, the last one. So what do you mean he 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:25.440 called everybody a groupie this. 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:26.320 Show before too. 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:28.920 The fact that you don't get the joke means you're 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:32.480 just not meant to be together Charlotte, so I'm sorry, doesn't. 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:32.920 Take it personally. 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:36.200 No, no, no, don't be sorry. This is this is 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:36.720 helping me. 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:37.600 You know what. 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:39.280 Let's just let's just hang up on her. Because I 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:41.000 got to get back to my dating profile. I got 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:42.440 to add a new criteria to it. 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:45.920 So your new criteria is, women who won't go out 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:47.880 with me a second time have to be okay with 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:50.440 venmowing me for half the bill for the dating we can. 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:53.000 They give you enough character, you're gonna. 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:58.360 Get so many matches after that. Bro Jeffrey in the Morning, 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:01.480 and these are tough second date updates for us to do. 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:05.959 Where everybody's wrong, but also everybody's kind of right. You 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:09.720 shouldn't care about other people's age. You shouldn't lie about 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:12.359 your own age. I've been telling Brook for years to 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:16.000