WEBVTT - Drew got a new job

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<v Speaker 1>So we're really late on this episode. I was onmosted

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<v Speaker 1>to not do an episode this week. Welcome to the works,

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<v Speaker 1>incroso late, so I'm stuck staying. I'm stuck staring at

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<v Speaker 1>the car.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like Wait one second, one second?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you shut up?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm taking an order. Damn one second. Hi, Welcome to McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 2>What can I get for you? Big and greedy? You

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<v Speaker 2>want a big mac and a tim peace nugget? Is

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<v Speaker 2>it just for you or your family?

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<v Speaker 1>What is he doing? I thought you were in Texas?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Oh, you actually want to fight? You actually want

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<v Speaker 2>to fight right now? Hold on, let me meet him.

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<v Speaker 2>This bitch is a fucking bitch. She's meaning such a bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Brouh Oh you heard that. You heard that. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>give a fuck if you heard that. Pull up, hell,

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<v Speaker 2>pull up.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't fight. Don't fight, Please, don't fight, Please don't fight.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you there? Where are you? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>My god?

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<v Speaker 1>Where it's he?

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<v Speaker 4>I think he went to fight the patron up? Dude?

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<v Speaker 3>What the.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>I just got my fucking ass beat. I hate this job, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>this fucking job.

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<v Speaker 4>Where did you get your ass beat by a ghost?

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuck just happened. Hello, are you frozen?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>We're back. Damn I look big and strong right now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I got a job at McDonald's. That's what I do

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<v Speaker 2>when I come back to Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, I thought you went back to Texas to see

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<v Speaker 1>your family. Why do you have a job. Why did

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<v Speaker 1>you get like a job at a Donald's.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to subsidize my income when I'm here. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not really working, so I just am addicted to the grind,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. I just like getting money. I like getting

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<v Speaker 2>that bag, I like getting that bread.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you? Oh are you packing warners right now? Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty impressed by like your multitasking skills. Like that's

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<v Speaker 1>honestly pretty impressive.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, in like three days i've been here, I

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<v Speaker 2>actually worked up to manager, so I kind of make

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<v Speaker 2>my own schedule and I can do whatever I want

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<v Speaker 2>someone quick, really quick.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think that, Like, do you think like your

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<v Speaker 1>place on the internet gave you like more opportunity for that?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm just sure why they would like promote you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and also, like everyone here is like addicted to

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<v Speaker 2>meth so oha, and yeah, I was just like I

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<v Speaker 2>told them I'm the leader and they were like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you are the leader, and I just have that natural charisma,

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<v Speaker 2>you know it, Like both of y'all know what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you putting anyone on the schedule though? Because your

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen looks like dead empty?

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<v Speaker 2>I got the tile floor everything. Uh yeah, no, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the only one here right now. Actually that's why it's

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<v Speaker 2>like kind of active.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, how are you gonna do the podcast and like

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<v Speaker 1>fulfill orders?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait? What can you hear me? Sorry one second second,

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<v Speaker 2>I have to mute the mute the beeping because it

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<v Speaker 2>actually if y'all don't know that, shit gets on my nerves. Bruh.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like actually, so laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>Well if you mute it, then how are you gonna

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<v Speaker 1>know that? Like things are what fuck are those beats? Actually?

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<v Speaker 1>Like does anybody a McDonald's, Like no, Like, what are

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<v Speaker 1>those beeps for?

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<v Speaker 2>Noise? Please? I think it's like probably Oh yeah. Also, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>my skin is giving today. It's not grease. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>I'm an actual glowy doey look like I love my.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time we do the podcast on Zoom, you have

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<v Speaker 1>to say something about your skin, Like you have to

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<v Speaker 1>make your own comment about the way you look.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if I'm insecure about something and I attack it first,

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<v Speaker 2>it gives me. Yeah, I control the narrative and I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I see it before you. So it's like not me,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm always for getting jokes about my my huge stick.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh sorry, sorry, were you going to say that? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 2>You're not doing anything. You're literally faking like you got business.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm tak Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>OK.

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<v Speaker 1>Do people who work remote do that? Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>like they'll be on the computer like, oh, I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>that up right now and they're just like faking it

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<v Speaker 1>and not doing anything, or do you think they're actually

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<v Speaker 1>working on the computer. Also, stop bringing your laptop to

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<v Speaker 1>a cafe. That's my new take is I think laptops

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<v Speaker 1>should be banned from cafes because why are you taking

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<v Speaker 1>up a whole fucking day. Also, stop doing your zoom

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<v Speaker 1>calls and cafes Like outside, I was outside of a

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<v Speaker 1>cafe in La and this dude gets on. He goes, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, it's so good to see you all like

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<v Speaker 1>loudest fuck in this cafe, and everybody was just also,

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<v Speaker 1>we're all behind your meeting, like we're there. Oh did

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<v Speaker 1>you move position?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I went to my office.

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<v Speaker 1>Your office kind of just looks like right behind the counter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it is. I mean maybe I love this work.

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<v Speaker 2>I love this job. I love the line of duty.

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<v Speaker 2>I am an essential worker. I give to the community

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<v Speaker 2>and I feed everyone. So we're actually like in the

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<v Speaker 2>southern United States, we actually have the most foot traffic

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<v Speaker 2>of anything.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy because you're in Granberry, so there's what like

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<v Speaker 1>thirty people there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's it's a lot. All thirty of those people

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<v Speaker 2>eat thirty six thousand times a day.

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<v Speaker 1>I was saying today on the way home because the

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<v Speaker 1>McDonald by my house was fucking packed and it was

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<v Speaker 1>literally twelve on the dot. I was like, damn, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe some people make the cognitive decision to like

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<v Speaker 1>eat McDonald's as one of their first meals of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I remembered I lived with d Drew, and that.

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<v Speaker 4>Is why are you wearing that wig?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a wig? Sorry, I was fixing.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually a two pay. He just had to shave the

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<v Speaker 1>top of it, so the rest of it is his.

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<v Speaker 2>Hair I got. I actually don't fucking call my hair

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<v Speaker 2>a wig. Bit it's a two pay. I get that

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<v Speaker 2>shit straight, Like like.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even fucking different wigs for girls. Two pays

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<v Speaker 1>of for men other than your job, your house, Texas.

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<v Speaker 2>Ben, I worked at my dad's job for a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit today. Luna is the sweetest baby ever. My mom has.

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<v Speaker 2>My grandma has cancer. I explored the ocean a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been pretty sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, wait, because you can say something about your grandma,

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<v Speaker 1>be like, those are just a few of the good

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<v Speaker 1>things that have happened here.

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<v Speaker 2>No, my grandma's fine. She's lovely.

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<v Speaker 4>I love her.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a great woman. I went and saw her for

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<v Speaker 2>the first time in a while, and yeah, she's great.

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<v Speaker 2>She was happy to see the baby. You're really happy

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<v Speaker 2>to see the baby. All of the people in the

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<v Speaker 2>rehabilitation place when they see a child enter that building,

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<v Speaker 2>like their instincts kick in and they all want to

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<v Speaker 2>hold it and touch it and look at it and

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<v Speaker 2>play with it and shit. So it's just really cute

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<v Speaker 2>seeing like all the old elderly people like want to

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<v Speaker 2>take care of a baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it couldn't be me, though, I just like don't

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<v Speaker 1>fall under that like weird like matriarchal, like yeah, slight thing,

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<v Speaker 1>like I just thought true, Like I see a baby,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I want to fucking hit it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I realized is the sexual revolution it

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<v Speaker 2>actually didn't fail because they've always had prostitutes.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think the first time someone got paid

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<v Speaker 1>for sex was, dude, like.

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<v Speaker 2>The year like one hundred, Yeah, Adam and Eve paid.

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<v Speaker 4>Money. I feel like the next day they were like,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, how do I learn this money?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Because but do you think by then people were like

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<v Speaker 1>that horny and couldn't fuck Like there was literally nothing

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<v Speaker 1>else going on. So I would assume for a long

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<v Speaker 1>time people were just fucking for like, oh fuck it

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<v Speaker 1>like your ugliest, like there's literally nothing to do.

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<v Speaker 2>I think women like are genuinely I actually believe this,

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<v Speaker 2>are more like cunning than men, and they like understand

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<v Speaker 2>quicker than men. Yeah, p per So they early on

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<v Speaker 2>realized that like, oh I could make money off of

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<v Speaker 2>this and fuck with the man brain. But that's really

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<v Speaker 2>the only good thing when women have ever done is

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<v Speaker 2>like sell their bodies. That's the only good thing they've

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<v Speaker 2>ever done.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, what the hell, dude? Like things we

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<v Speaker 1>have good on their businesses, Like a lot of women

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<v Speaker 1>have Etsy shops.

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<v Speaker 4>Pregnant.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people women get pregnant.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, as a woman, you either do only fans or

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<v Speaker 1>you have an Etsy shop. You're one or the other.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there's some girls the two choices. I've seen a

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<v Speaker 2>few girl bosses. What's the What is a boy boss?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just a boy or just a boss? We

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<v Speaker 2>need to fix that? So true, we need to fix that.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to start implementing that changes. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>just going to say there needs to be a change

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<v Speaker 1>with no action?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, call me call me a boy boss, call

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<v Speaker 2>me a boy.

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<v Speaker 4>On a female sexuality? Do you know how prostitutes like

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<v Speaker 4>didn't get pregnant in like medieval times and.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit, not enough sugar in the diet?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I have, like genuinely, I've genuinely been wondering, like

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<v Speaker 4>how the fuck do you not get pregnant?

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<v Speaker 2>I okay being a prostitute because you.

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<v Speaker 1>Start wrestling with your homegirls playing in it, just start

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<v Speaker 1>fucking mud wrestling.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like it might have just been harder

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<v Speaker 2>to get pregnant back then. Like now we have just

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<v Speaker 2>so much technology. But actually we haven't changed anything. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, but that's a good segue because we've all

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<v Speaker 2>seen it. We've all seen each other's partners asking how

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<v Speaker 2>much they think about the Roman Empire blah blah blah

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<v Speaker 2>blah blah. I'm one hundred percent positive. Ninety eight percent

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<v Speaker 2>of the men are lying. However, I fall on that

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<v Speaker 2>two percent. I do think about the Roman Empire fairly often. Kai,

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<v Speaker 2>how about you? How long much do you think about

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<v Speaker 2>the Roman Empire?

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<v Speaker 4>Probably like every other day?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Okay? And Andy, how much do you think Is that.

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<v Speaker 1>A real answer, though, or are you just saying that?

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<v Speaker 4>No? I honestly, my real answer is like once every

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<v Speaker 4>every ten days. I think about it, yeah, because I

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<v Speaker 4>think about like how the United States is like a

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<v Speaker 4>collapsing empire, and I'm like, oh, what is it like

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<v Speaker 4>to live in a collapsing empire? Like I wonder if

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<v Speaker 4>they saw the signs, you know, like their currency was

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<v Speaker 4>being inflated. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, I'm on the same wave length. I think

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<v Speaker 2>about it like once every hour probably.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, wait is it good to think about it more?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>For me?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean I believe so. But I just sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like once every like day is good and anything more

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<v Speaker 2>than that is like really low. But what are you

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<v Speaker 2>going to say in.

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<v Speaker 1>You I was gonna say it just sounds like I's

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<v Speaker 1>trying to change his answer because he wants to know

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<v Speaker 1>if it's going to make him seem smart.

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<v Speaker 4>Like no, no, But is it good to think about it?

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<v Speaker 2>I think yeah. I mean I even go as far

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<v Speaker 2>as like every minute I'm thinking.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, because I do think about it every day.

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<v Speaker 4>I think about it. At first, I said every ten

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<v Speaker 4>days because I was like, literally think about the Roman Empire.

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<v Speaker 4>But I feel like just thinking about empires in general,

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<v Speaker 4>it's kind of like goes hand in hand. I'm constantly

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<v Speaker 4>thinking about like power being passed down from generations.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, wait, is Roman Empire code word for your

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<v Speaker 1>mom's kouchi? Because if that is the case, then yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I am thinking about it all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>And if Kai is thinking about it every hour, that's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of weird. Actually I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. He has an obsession. I just

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<v Speaker 1>think about it like before I go to sleep, because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I wish I had.

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<v Speaker 2>Some that's actually really really interesting, kay, that you would

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<v Speaker 2>think about your mom's bajaney at not like hour.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not thinking about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Well, anyway, let's let's move on, So I prepared

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<v Speaker 2>a quiz for NYA to see how much.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to give contacts. Like It's so annoying because,

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<v Speaker 1>like I, from the beginning of the podcast have said

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<v Speaker 1>that I have emotional intelligence, no academic intelligence, and then

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<v Speaker 1>when I show that, people are like, damn, she is

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<v Speaker 1>fucking stupid, and it's like, no, I'm not stupid. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>my light keeps turning off because I'm literally in prison

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<v Speaker 1>right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, hey, don't let these evil people dim your light. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>don't let him. Huh, don't let him?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay did you make that up?

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<v Speaker 2>Or he's quite literally yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well, I don't know anything about the Roman Empire.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I remember exactly. Our conversation about it went.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, because I just didn't know what it was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, what, Like, yeah, I don't, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I just know. Like I was like, I know a

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<v Speaker 2>lot about it. I don't think about it like super

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<v Speaker 2>super frequently frequently, but I do like have knowledge on

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<v Speaker 2>it that I just retained from like school and just

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<v Speaker 2>other fucking like video essays and shit. And then you

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<v Speaker 2>were like, I literally know nothing about it, and like

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<v Speaker 2>I asked you, like where the Roman Empire even was,

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<v Speaker 2>and like you were like, I literally Greece, Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>you said Greece, So I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Girl, they were at Meconos and Caicos, that's where they

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<v Speaker 1>had it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, okay, they flew.

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<v Speaker 1>What's Drake's airline? Oh a Drake. They flew air Drake

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<v Speaker 1>to the Miconos and the Roman Empire collapsing was like

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<v Speaker 1>a group of home girls who went to Miami and

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<v Speaker 1>one of them wasn't splitting the bill every night, so

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<v Speaker 1>then they like broke apart as a friend group when

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<v Speaker 1>they went back to where they were living. And that

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<v Speaker 1>to me is like that would be the equivalent explanation

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<v Speaker 1>of the Roman Empire collapsing.

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<v Speaker 2>Wake Kai, have you ever flown Drake airways?

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<v Speaker 4>No? Right, No, I flew when it was still called

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<v Speaker 4>Backshots air.

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<v Speaker 2>No you haven't. I was just asking because me and

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<v Speaker 2>Nya were just on it. That's how we got to Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, so like everybody knows that once you have

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<v Speaker 1>sex with Drake, like you've already signed an NDA and

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<v Speaker 1>like you can't even say that.

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<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, he bought me a house.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you serious? But you guys are talking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he didn't say why he bought him a house.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just our friend and he bought him a house.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you have to assume he did something like you,

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<v Speaker 1>you're just nasty and you give up your body for

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<v Speaker 1>no return.

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<v Speaker 4>Mmm, I got I got like tickets to a show.

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<v Speaker 1>They were gree he gives out.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Drake is actually evil, Like the more I think

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<v Speaker 2>about it, he's actually a wicked, wicked person. Like I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>he's like a super villain and shit like Actually, but anyways,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get into the Roman empire quiz. Okay, I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to give you multiple choice, and then you have to

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<v Speaker 2>pick from the multiple choice. Okay, who founded Rome? Romulus

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<v Speaker 2>ulysses As grant for Artemis?

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<v Speaker 1>Girl, None of those are real names.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, Romulus ulysses s grant for an Artemis?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it the second one?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's Romulus.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, who the fuck knows that?

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<v Speaker 4>Swear?

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<v Speaker 1>I fucking know that, bitch. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Who is commonly regarded as the last though illegitimate Western

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<v Speaker 2>Roman emperor Georgie and Augusta a more Socratico Octavia Cortes

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<v Speaker 2>or Romulus Augustulus.

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<v Speaker 1>The last name is not a real name, Like, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't tell me that last.

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<v Speaker 2>Name, Well, which one is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Bitch? I don't know a b.

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<v Speaker 2>Georgia and Augusta is a name I made up a

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<v Speaker 2>more Socratico is like gay in Italian whatever, and then

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<v Speaker 2>Octavia Cortes is AOC and the one you thought I

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<v Speaker 2>made up, Ramia Alyss Augustalys is the real one.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's not a real name. That's like not. They

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<v Speaker 1>were just like making noises.

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<v Speaker 2>And every everyone's just making noises that if you think

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<v Speaker 2>about it. Okay, which Roman emperor self adopted a title

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<v Speaker 2>that means restorer of worlds? Barnabas Collins, YAO.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean no, bit's not Barnabas Ulian.

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<v Speaker 2>Or Yannis Antintakumpo.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell where, like the option starts.

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<v Speaker 2>And ends like, okay, Barnabas Collins a b YAO mean

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<v Speaker 2>ce Erulian d Yannis Antintokumpo.

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<v Speaker 1>Bitch, I'm gonna say, see you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Right a celebrate all right. Yannis Antokumpo is a really

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<v Speaker 2>good basketball player, Yao ming is a really good basketball player.

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<v Speaker 2>And Barnabas Collins, I literally don't know who that is.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad said to put it down, so I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Which ancient Roman city was destroyed after the eruption of

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<v Speaker 2>Mount Vesuvius.

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<v Speaker 1>Bitch, Pompeii, whatever the fuck, Like, don't play with me,

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<v Speaker 1>don't get I gave them easy.

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<v Speaker 2>I gave him the easy one. Well, also, do you

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<v Speaker 2>want me to go on my.

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<v Speaker 1>Little I only even know about Pompey because of that

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<v Speaker 1>picture of the statuetor ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Up, so I look it up. I'm gonna bring that

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<v Speaker 2>up and my ship, like that's fucked up.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally didn't know that. I didn't know that Pompeii

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<v Speaker 1>was real. Like I thought that was like a mythical

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<v Speaker 1>thing that someone made up, Like no, whatever the fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>And then I saw the picture of the statue, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I think I said it to you. This was

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<v Speaker 1>also last year, mind you, I didn't know that she

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<v Speaker 1>was real.

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<v Speaker 2>I have it written you can't see because of the

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<v Speaker 2>green screen, but I have it written down, Pompeii if

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<v Speaker 2>it happened to day and being because I'm about to

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<v Speaker 2>go on a crazy Pompeii rant. But Pompey freaks me

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck out because, like it was two thousand years ago,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was like hella fucking civilized. Like you can

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<v Speaker 2>see how they lived very very clearly without like much

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<v Speaker 2>erosion because like it was so like frozen in time

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<v Speaker 2>because of the like blast whatever the ash that like

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<v Speaker 2>laid upon it, and like it was so civilized that

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<v Speaker 2>like there were like people who had like second like

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<v Speaker 2>stories that they would rent out to people and people

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<v Speaker 2>would live up there. They had like restaurants attached to

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<v Speaker 2>their house, so they would like live inside the house

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<v Speaker 2>and walk outside and prepare food for these restaurants. And

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<v Speaker 2>they they had like fast food places and shit. Like

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<v Speaker 2>it was like actually Hella advanced, and there was like

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<v Speaker 2>actually one restaurant which was considered like the nicer restaurant

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<v Speaker 2>of Pompeii that would serve like delicacies and like rare

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<v Speaker 2>meats for Italy at the time. And they were like

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<v Speaker 2>in the eruption, like one of the pieces of meat

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<v Speaker 2>that were frozen was Drew Phillips's giant fucking penis wing

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<v Speaker 2>and they would eat on that shit all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, if that's what they eat, then what do you

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<v Speaker 1>use to have sex and stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>We do we can move on, but no, actually it

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<v Speaker 2>was they would eat giraffe, Like they found giraffe meat

0:20:21.320 --> 0:20:24.000
<v Speaker 2>and bones in Pompeii, where they're like not native, so

0:20:24.080 --> 0:20:26.159
<v Speaker 2>they were like bringing giraffes over and feeding them to

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<v Speaker 2>people in sea urchin, which like, isn't that crazy?

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<v Speaker 4>We did they have toilets and shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't figure out if they had toilets. I think

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<v Speaker 2>they shit in buckets and then poured it into the

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<v Speaker 2>middle of the street because they had like these canals

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<v Speaker 2>like between sidewalks and then they had like bridges over them,

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<v Speaker 2>and like they had bridges so people could cross the

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<v Speaker 2>street without walking in like shitty like dysentery infected water

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<v Speaker 2>and shit.

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<v Speaker 1>But bro, that is literally so fucking nasty to not

0:20:55.160 --> 0:20:57.520
<v Speaker 1>have a toilet, Like I would be pissed. Yeah, Like

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<v Speaker 1>if I woke up to mom and I was like

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of fucking France in like eighteen who

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<v Speaker 1>knows what the fuck and it just smelt like shit.

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<v Speaker 2>And fucking doodoo, like all smelled like shit.

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<v Speaker 1>How did we not die?

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<v Speaker 3>Like what?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, how do you like die? From that?

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<v Speaker 4>Back TOI like age life expectancy was like twenty eight

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<v Speaker 4>or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, we were hella, Like I was an old

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<v Speaker 2>man back then, Loki like like six and seven year

0:21:25.080 --> 0:21:27.960
<v Speaker 2>olds were like rulers of kingdoms like it was. It

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<v Speaker 2>was really insane back then. But this is also crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, like the statues of the people that

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<v Speaker 2>were like killed by the blast, like that were frozen

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<v Speaker 2>by the ash. Like there is a literal picture of

0:21:45.560 --> 0:21:49.199
<v Speaker 2>a dude frozen in time beating his meat because he

0:21:49.240 --> 0:21:55.160
<v Speaker 2>wanted to like climax right before the That can't be real. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's real. Look up the picture. I'm not even fucking playing.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you send it to me?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I literally will guy jerking.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh it is um two thousand year old masturbating pump.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that can't be real.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Feel like it's he's desecrated enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like he's two thousand years old. If I'm not,

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<v Speaker 2>if my video footage of me beating off isn't like

0:22:27.480 --> 0:22:32.920
<v Speaker 2>blasted by the time, yeah, that's his rose toy. Well,

0:22:33.040 --> 0:22:34.360
<v Speaker 2>like they need to.

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<v Speaker 1>Start on the Bachelor. Instead of giving like actual roses,

0:22:37.160 --> 0:22:39.080
<v Speaker 1>they need to start giving those roses.

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<v Speaker 2>Rose toy level three. That shit hurts, let me tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>On a yep, but actually to ruin the vibe, he

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<v Speaker 2>when he died, his muscles like were heated up and

0:22:51.760 --> 0:22:54.520
<v Speaker 2>melted in a way that like made him like jerk

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<v Speaker 2>and like move his body and contort his body into

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<v Speaker 2>a position he wasn't in, so like he wasn't jerking off.

0:23:00.680 --> 0:23:01.640
<v Speaker 2>It just looks like it.

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<v Speaker 4>But that would also be such a crazy response to

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<v Speaker 4>a volcano explosion.

0:23:09.280 --> 0:23:11.520
<v Speaker 2>It starts beating me. It's like that one joke where

0:23:11.520 --> 0:23:17.560
<v Speaker 2>it's like like my teacher said, like teacher be like, oh,

0:23:17.560 --> 0:23:19.840
<v Speaker 2>the boat is fifteen feet long, me in the back

0:23:19.840 --> 0:23:22.440
<v Speaker 2>of the class feet and starts like jerking off.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but also there's impression of jerking off.

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<v Speaker 1>It was crazy. You're literally at work, Like, I can't

0:23:36.840 --> 0:23:38.280
<v Speaker 1>believe you're doing that in the workplace.

0:23:38.440 --> 0:23:39.960
<v Speaker 2>Why you have to bring that shit up? I forgot

0:23:39.960 --> 0:23:42.200
<v Speaker 2>I was at work, bro, Like you brought me back

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<v Speaker 2>into the fucking groups of capitalism immediately.

0:23:44.359 --> 0:23:46.919
<v Speaker 1>Bro, like something you know so you don't get fired.

0:23:47.000 --> 0:23:50.280
<v Speaker 2>This shit is actually rough, this shit has actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I can't believe that there's people.

0:23:51.680 --> 0:23:54.359
<v Speaker 2>Wait, wait, wait, wait, I have I have a few

0:23:54.400 --> 0:23:57.199
<v Speaker 2>more Pompeii facts that I really have to say. I

0:23:57.280 --> 0:23:59.000
<v Speaker 2>really have to say them. I swear to God, I

0:23:59.040 --> 0:24:00.840
<v Speaker 2>swear to God. I swear, and then we'll get into

0:24:00.880 --> 0:24:06.520
<v Speaker 2>the music shit. But the brothels in Pompeii were like

0:24:06.880 --> 0:24:14.320
<v Speaker 2>fucking lit y'all like they were crazy. So basically yes, basically,

0:24:15.240 --> 0:24:17.239
<v Speaker 2>oh wait, the guy jerking off was literally Kai, by

0:24:17.240 --> 0:24:19.000
<v Speaker 2>the way, that's like how I imagine Kay would die

0:24:19.080 --> 0:24:23.080
<v Speaker 2>in pump It. But you would walk through this town

0:24:23.560 --> 0:24:27.760
<v Speaker 2>and you'd see like giant penis statues everywhere pointing in

0:24:27.800 --> 0:24:30.960
<v Speaker 2>this specific direction, and so like in the ground you'd

0:24:31.000 --> 0:24:33.560
<v Speaker 2>see like rock penises, and on the wall you'd see

0:24:33.600 --> 0:24:36.640
<v Speaker 2>like penises like pointing in a direction. And they would

0:24:36.680 --> 0:24:39.440
<v Speaker 2>all lead you to these brothels. And when you got

0:24:39.480 --> 0:24:42.480
<v Speaker 2>into the brothel, you'd like get into this room with

0:24:42.600 --> 0:24:46.120
<v Speaker 2>like a bunch of so like imagine like a square room,

0:24:46.280 --> 0:24:48.560
<v Speaker 2>and then like on the side there's like a bunch

0:24:48.600 --> 0:24:51.439
<v Speaker 2>of offshoot rooms with like just a single doorway, and

0:24:51.480 --> 0:24:54.560
<v Speaker 2>you look up and you see like the most beautiful

0:24:54.640 --> 0:24:57.520
<v Speaker 2>fresco paintings you've ever seen in your life, like true

0:24:57.600 --> 0:25:00.800
<v Speaker 2>like Roman emprior like paintings like on the wall, just

0:25:00.840 --> 0:25:03.399
<v Speaker 2>like gorgeous, Like they don't make them like they used to.

0:25:03.800 --> 0:25:06.480
<v Speaker 2>Above each of the doorways, and it would be like

0:25:06.600 --> 0:25:09.800
<v Speaker 2>different sex positions and you would choose it was like

0:25:09.840 --> 0:25:12.120
<v Speaker 2>a menu, and you would look up and you would choose,

0:25:12.240 --> 0:25:14.880
<v Speaker 2>like which position you want to hit it from and

0:25:14.920 --> 0:25:17.040
<v Speaker 2>like for me, like I give backshots.

0:25:17.040 --> 0:25:19.040
<v Speaker 1>I love it, but you can only pick one position.

0:25:19.520 --> 0:25:21.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, so you pick a position and then

0:25:21.480 --> 0:25:24.320
<v Speaker 2>the girl would be waiting in there like ready to

0:25:24.320 --> 0:25:29.200
<v Speaker 2>get back shots. Like it was crazy and shot crazy because.

0:25:31.080 --> 0:25:34.240
<v Speaker 1>Recently I was getting something like that printed for our house.

0:25:34.280 --> 0:25:37.480
<v Speaker 1>So since there's a long hallway to you and Joss's room,

0:25:37.840 --> 0:25:40.120
<v Speaker 1>so that our guests walking down to you and Josh's

0:25:40.160 --> 0:25:42.560
<v Speaker 1>room could pick one and they usually give me money,

0:25:42.800 --> 0:25:44.560
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, just go in there and do it.

0:25:45.720 --> 0:25:47.560
<v Speaker 2>Is that why I kept that shit kept happening?

0:25:48.680 --> 0:25:51.200
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and you love it? I mean you were down, so.

0:25:51.400 --> 0:25:53.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah I was down. I thought I was just getting

0:25:53.359 --> 0:25:56.600
<v Speaker 2>natural play, but like no.

0:25:56.240 --> 0:25:58.720
<v Speaker 1>No, they were paying me to hit. But since you're

0:25:58.800 --> 0:26:00.920
<v Speaker 1>like just open for the look, it's just like.

0:26:00.880 --> 0:26:04.439
<v Speaker 2>A difference for you. Well, now we can ensure the

0:26:04.600 --> 0:26:11.720
<v Speaker 2>POMPEII if it happened today, meme. But yeah, then it

0:26:11.840 --> 0:26:14.879
<v Speaker 2>made me start freaking out because all of the houses

0:26:14.920 --> 0:26:17.320
<v Speaker 2>around us right now are made of like plastic and

0:26:17.400 --> 0:26:20.480
<v Speaker 2>cardboard and like paper, and like it's going to be

0:26:20.520 --> 0:26:23.200
<v Speaker 2>melted to the elements and everything that's on earth right

0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:30.240
<v Speaker 2>now will be Kai has flies in his room. I

0:26:30.280 --> 0:26:31.400
<v Speaker 2>hate moth so much.

0:26:35.760 --> 0:26:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Is not humid it's his pants?

0:26:39.960 --> 0:26:46.760
<v Speaker 4>Didn't we did? Rubbed it on something else? Continue he did?

0:26:47.640 --> 0:26:47.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:26:48.080 --> 0:26:51.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So our houses now are like made of like

0:26:52.000 --> 0:26:54.159
<v Speaker 2>plastic and cardboard and are just going to melt to

0:26:54.200 --> 0:26:56.760
<v Speaker 2>the elements and everything we live in now will never

0:26:56.840 --> 0:26:57.520
<v Speaker 2>exist again.

0:26:58.119 --> 0:27:02.399
<v Speaker 4>Oh wow, what happens? What is?

0:27:05.160 --> 0:27:10.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh so I'm fucking boring, bruh. I talked for five here.

0:27:10.240 --> 0:27:12.280
<v Speaker 1>Talking about the Roman Empire and Pompeii.

0:27:13.920 --> 0:27:16.040
<v Speaker 2>How many times? Oh this is a good this is

0:27:16.040 --> 0:27:18.600
<v Speaker 2>a good fact, and this is the last one, genuinely.

0:27:18.920 --> 0:27:22.520
<v Speaker 2>How many times was Caesar stabbed twenty three, thirty one,

0:27:22.960 --> 0:27:25.400
<v Speaker 2>twenty one or fifty seven, fifty seven?

0:27:25.400 --> 0:27:28.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say fifty seven because I'm assuming someone was pissed.

0:27:28.440 --> 0:27:32.000
<v Speaker 2>No, it was twenty three. But listen to this, you'll

0:27:32.040 --> 0:27:37.720
<v Speaker 2>love this. Andy. The song IDEs of March is literally

0:27:38.440 --> 0:27:42.480
<v Speaker 2>because it the saying IDEs of March was because Brute

0:27:42.600 --> 0:27:45.520
<v Speaker 2>stabs Caesar twenty three times, and so the IDEs of

0:27:45.560 --> 0:27:48.520
<v Speaker 2>March song that we really like is based off of

0:27:48.720 --> 0:27:51.000
<v Speaker 2>etsu brute Caesar getting stabbed.

0:27:51.040 --> 0:27:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Wait, really, I thought it was Agua the Marx.

0:27:55.160 --> 0:27:58.040
<v Speaker 2>No, it's IDEs of March. I'm pretty sure unless I

0:27:58.160 --> 0:28:00.000
<v Speaker 2>just like literally made all that.

0:28:00.080 --> 0:28:03.560
<v Speaker 1>Shut up, No, it's yeah, it's I want the mark.

0:28:04.600 --> 0:28:05.800
<v Speaker 2>Wait no, no, no.

0:28:06.480 --> 0:28:07.359
<v Speaker 1>Waters of March.

0:28:11.560 --> 0:28:13.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh damn yeah, never mind.

0:28:13.960 --> 0:28:16.880
<v Speaker 1>You know all this about some stuff that doesn't even

0:28:16.920 --> 0:28:22.119
<v Speaker 1>apply to today's life. And that's why you're a fucking bump.

0:28:22.600 --> 0:28:26.240
<v Speaker 2>I trying to make history interesting to you.

0:28:26.240 --> 0:28:29.520
<v Speaker 4>You made history.

0:28:29.800 --> 0:28:32.520
<v Speaker 1>No, it's fucking boring. Like I literally just don't give

0:28:32.560 --> 0:28:34.439
<v Speaker 1>a fuck, like it has nothing to do with me.

0:28:34.560 --> 0:28:36.639
<v Speaker 1>It literally has nothing to do with me. Like what

0:28:36.880 --> 0:28:39.360
<v Speaker 1>like if swear me knowing about the Roman Empire, bitch,

0:28:39.360 --> 0:28:41.520
<v Speaker 1>if chit collapses, now we're all gonna be scared and

0:28:41.560 --> 0:28:44.240
<v Speaker 1>confused anyway. So me knowing about the Roman Empire, what

0:28:44.320 --> 0:28:45.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna know where to hide?

0:28:45.720 --> 0:28:45.800
<v Speaker 2>Like?

0:28:45.920 --> 0:28:46.960
<v Speaker 1>What am I gonna learn?

0:28:47.800 --> 0:28:50.600
<v Speaker 2>No, No, it's just to pass the time.

0:28:51.600 --> 0:28:54.840
<v Speaker 1>If society collapse, I would just fucking kill myself. And

0:28:54.840 --> 0:28:56.520
<v Speaker 1>that's what they should have done the second that fucking

0:28:56.560 --> 0:29:01.320
<v Speaker 1>volcano erupted, Bitch, I would killed myself. Like what, you're

0:29:01.320 --> 0:29:02.040
<v Speaker 1>gonna die anyway?

0:29:02.440 --> 0:29:06.680
<v Speaker 2>Crawling around on the floor. It's actually like hell scary.

0:29:07.160 --> 0:29:09.560
<v Speaker 1>There's something in the McDonald's walking around.

0:29:11.560 --> 0:29:20.320
<v Speaker 2>A rodent? Okay, what were you saying about music though?

0:29:21.480 --> 0:29:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I was just gonna say that it's crazy how like?

0:29:25.000 --> 0:29:28.040
<v Speaker 1>So for me, I understand that, like music is a spectrum,

0:29:28.120 --> 0:29:30.560
<v Speaker 1>especially on a consumer level. I haven't been feeling as

0:29:30.600 --> 0:29:32.760
<v Speaker 1>good being in Miami, and I'm like, what's missing? What's missing?

0:29:32.760 --> 0:29:34.960
<v Speaker 1>And it's because I don't have any gay people around me?

0:29:35.040 --> 0:29:41.040
<v Speaker 1>So I don't have Drew around me. Yeah? Yeah, how

0:29:41.080 --> 0:29:42.080
<v Speaker 1>fast you were like this?

0:29:42.200 --> 0:29:49.440
<v Speaker 2>You're like, bro, I'm literally straight, Bro, Like, what's funny is?

0:29:49.480 --> 0:29:51.320
<v Speaker 1>I thought about that joke before I got on here,

0:29:51.360 --> 0:29:52.880
<v Speaker 1>and then I was like, I'm gonna stop because like,

0:29:52.920 --> 0:29:54.680
<v Speaker 1>I make way too many gay jokes and it's not

0:29:54.720 --> 0:29:57.800
<v Speaker 1>fucking funny. But I, oh, we have to insert the

0:29:57.800 --> 0:29:59.880
<v Speaker 1>gay police. Fuck it, I'm gonna call the gay police.

0:30:00.080 --> 0:30:03.320
<v Speaker 1>We got gay police cars in Miami right now, which

0:30:03.360 --> 0:30:08.000
<v Speaker 1>is like, I don't know if I like that combination,

0:30:08.480 --> 0:30:09.560
<v Speaker 1>Like why are you doing that?

0:30:10.240 --> 0:30:14.160
<v Speaker 2>No, it does feel a little off. It feels like

0:30:14.280 --> 0:30:18.960
<v Speaker 2>police cars. No, they got puzzle pieces all over the

0:30:19.000 --> 0:30:19.719
<v Speaker 2>police cars.

0:30:20.000 --> 0:30:21.800
<v Speaker 1>That was cracking up because while I was like taking

0:30:21.800 --> 0:30:24.040
<v Speaker 1>the video of the cop car, another cop car passed

0:30:24.080 --> 0:30:25.720
<v Speaker 1>right after. I was like, fuck, I wish I got

0:30:25.720 --> 0:30:28.400
<v Speaker 1>the other cop car because I wanted to be like, Okay,

0:30:28.440 --> 0:30:31.160
<v Speaker 1>so do I call gay police or normal police? Which one?

0:30:32.720 --> 0:30:37.000
<v Speaker 2>But most where are we going to say? I keep going, Oh,

0:30:37.120 --> 0:30:37.520
<v Speaker 2>I was.

0:30:37.600 --> 0:30:41.720
<v Speaker 1>Just gonna say that I've been really scared of my

0:30:41.800 --> 0:30:44.840
<v Speaker 1>TikTok timeline recently because I fucked up and there have

0:30:44.840 --> 0:30:48.040
<v Speaker 1>been people who were like sponsoring their really bad music

0:30:48.080 --> 0:30:51.000
<v Speaker 1>on TikTok and I keep saving it or sending it

0:30:51.040 --> 0:30:54.440
<v Speaker 1>to friends because I think it's funny. But now all

0:30:54.520 --> 0:30:58.520
<v Speaker 1>of my ads on TikTok are really bad music, like

0:30:59.200 --> 0:31:00.880
<v Speaker 1>really bad music. And then it was freaking me up

0:31:00.920 --> 0:31:03.240
<v Speaker 1>because I'm like, damn dude, music can make you feel

0:31:03.280 --> 0:31:05.320
<v Speaker 1>so fucking good, or it can make you feel the

0:31:05.360 --> 0:31:08.080
<v Speaker 1>way this shit makes me feel, which is so weird,

0:31:08.120 --> 0:31:10.400
<v Speaker 1>and it feels like, oh my god. Music is literally

0:31:10.960 --> 0:31:14.680
<v Speaker 1>like it tapped into such an intense like sense of

0:31:14.720 --> 0:31:16.840
<v Speaker 1>like the human mind, because we all know, like smell

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:20.360
<v Speaker 1>is one of the like most like prominent senses, Like

0:31:20.400 --> 0:31:22.440
<v Speaker 1>it's the most I think it's the sense that I'm

0:31:22.480 --> 0:31:28.120
<v Speaker 1>around you. That's what the fuck did you just say?

0:31:28.360 --> 0:31:37.680
<v Speaker 2>You stink bitch, you fucking reek. Most heterosexual men, most

0:31:37.680 --> 0:31:44.240
<v Speaker 2>heterosexual men are attracted to men that sense queen. Yeah,

0:31:44.240 --> 0:31:46.000
<v Speaker 2>I know. It's like men just are like ooh, like

0:31:46.040 --> 0:31:47.680
<v Speaker 2>I want a girl who I can sit with and

0:31:47.760 --> 0:31:50.200
<v Speaker 2>drink a beer and watch the sports game with. I

0:31:50.280 --> 0:31:51.960
<v Speaker 2>want like a girl who will go to the bar

0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:54.520
<v Speaker 2>with me and like let me talk to girls and

0:31:54.560 --> 0:31:56.640
<v Speaker 2>shit like, no, you want a man. You want to

0:31:56.720 --> 0:31:57.680
<v Speaker 2>data man, and.

0:31:57.600 --> 0:31:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Men are like men are the most obsessed with like

0:32:01.040 --> 0:32:02.320
<v Speaker 1>the way other men look.

0:32:02.760 --> 0:32:02.920
<v Speaker 2>Like.

0:32:03.280 --> 0:32:06.120
<v Speaker 1>Men are literally taught to look at other men and

0:32:06.120 --> 0:32:08.160
<v Speaker 1>be like that's what you should be. And if you

0:32:08.160 --> 0:32:09.640
<v Speaker 1>look at something long enough, you're gonna be like.

0:32:11.080 --> 0:32:16.120
<v Speaker 2>Like you get big and strong. Ye. No, men get

0:32:16.160 --> 0:32:18.440
<v Speaker 2>big and strong only for other men to like hit

0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:23.800
<v Speaker 2>on them. And literally I'm like, okay, you're attracted the minutes. Okay,

0:32:25.040 --> 0:32:25.680
<v Speaker 2>excuse me?

0:32:27.040 --> 0:32:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, can you not hear.

0:32:29.280 --> 0:32:32.360
<v Speaker 2>It a little bit barely? Okay. So this is my

0:32:32.480 --> 0:32:35.840
<v Speaker 2>take on stuff like this because I'm like it's like

0:32:35.960 --> 0:32:38.440
<v Speaker 2>hoop dreams. Like I'm like glad that you have like

0:32:38.480 --> 0:32:41.960
<v Speaker 2>a dream to like pursue something, and like I'm glad

0:32:42.000 --> 0:32:45.920
<v Speaker 2>you're creating, and like I really am like like yes,

0:32:46.120 --> 0:32:49.600
<v Speaker 2>like do your thing, but like don't shove it down

0:32:49.600 --> 0:32:52.400
<v Speaker 2>my fucking throat like dead ass, like keep that shit

0:32:52.440 --> 0:32:54.200
<v Speaker 2>to yourself, like that.

0:32:54.160 --> 0:32:56.400
<v Speaker 1>Would be the first time you've ever said that about something,

0:33:03.960 --> 0:33:06.360
<v Speaker 1>are you. Oh, he's he's gonna come back. He's just

0:33:06.360 --> 0:33:08.000
<v Speaker 1>clocking out of work. He'll come back.

0:33:08.320 --> 0:33:09.400
<v Speaker 4>I think him.

0:33:10.560 --> 0:33:12.800
<v Speaker 1>What I didn't even say anything.

0:33:13.080 --> 0:33:14.720
<v Speaker 4>I feel like that might have been too far because

0:33:14.720 --> 0:33:19.040
<v Speaker 4>he hasn't come back. He looked really hurt. I'm just

0:33:19.080 --> 0:33:20.160
<v Speaker 4>saying it looks really hurt.

0:33:20.680 --> 0:33:22.520
<v Speaker 1>That's not my fault, though. It's the things I say

0:33:22.560 --> 0:33:25.800
<v Speaker 1>offend you, like just like ignor and keep it pushing.

0:33:27.360 --> 0:33:28.360
<v Speaker 1>That's how should be, right.

0:33:29.080 --> 0:33:30.320
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, I think that's fair.

0:33:30.760 --> 0:33:35.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I'm wrong. I'm wrong. Oh my god, ue

0:33:35.400 --> 0:33:37.280
<v Speaker 1>your trackras on We can see your eye, you.

0:33:37.240 --> 0:33:45.960
<v Speaker 4>Can see you live? Yeah, well we're not live.

0:33:46.000 --> 0:33:46.920
<v Speaker 1>We're never alive.

0:33:51.840 --> 0:33:56.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:33:56.680 --> 0:33:57.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah we need to cut that.

0:33:57.760 --> 0:33:58.239
<v Speaker 4>For real, bro.

0:34:00.080 --> 0:34:02.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah you looked cake the fuck up? Did I?

0:34:02.600 --> 0:34:03.000
<v Speaker 2>Actually?

0:34:03.280 --> 0:34:03.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:34:04.400 --> 0:34:04.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:34:05.160 --> 0:34:05.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:34:06.040 --> 0:34:08.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, thank you guys. What is going on with

0:34:08.480 --> 0:34:10.120
<v Speaker 2>this mouse? What going on?

0:34:10.320 --> 0:34:12.840
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, that's just been freaking me out because I'm like, damn,

0:34:12.920 --> 0:34:17.160
<v Speaker 1>music really does tap into your brain chemistry and do

0:34:17.160 --> 0:34:19.800
<v Speaker 1>does something to you. Because when I hear a sad song,

0:34:19.840 --> 0:34:22.080
<v Speaker 1>it actually makes me sad, like vice versa happy songs

0:34:22.080 --> 0:34:24.080
<v Speaker 1>take you happy, bah blah. We all know that. But

0:34:24.320 --> 0:34:28.799
<v Speaker 1>hearing bad music makes me feel like I'm going to

0:34:29.080 --> 0:34:35.200
<v Speaker 1>kill somebody. Like it literally feels like it's literally like

0:34:35.280 --> 0:34:38.720
<v Speaker 1>a like a government operation. Like it feels like someone's

0:34:38.719 --> 0:34:40.640
<v Speaker 1>trying to hack into my brain, like someone's trying to

0:34:40.640 --> 0:34:42.520
<v Speaker 1>get back there. They're trying to find something that they

0:34:42.560 --> 0:34:45.040
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't know. Like that's what bad music feels like to me.

0:34:45.120 --> 0:34:47.560
<v Speaker 1>Like that's why they play bad music in Forever twenty

0:34:47.560 --> 0:34:49.280
<v Speaker 1>one and H and M and all those fucking stores,

0:34:49.600 --> 0:34:52.080
<v Speaker 1>because they want you to go in there, lose yourself,

0:34:52.120 --> 0:34:55.200
<v Speaker 1>you lose connection to who you are, and then you're

0:34:55.239 --> 0:34:57.520
<v Speaker 1>just picking stuff up to buy it because they're trying

0:34:57.560 --> 0:34:58.640
<v Speaker 1>to get into your brain.

0:34:59.040 --> 0:35:01.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah fuck, what was I gonna say? Damn it?

0:35:02.960 --> 0:35:03.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh my fuck?

0:35:03.520 --> 0:35:07.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh have you ever read my letterboxed movie review for

0:35:09.080 --> 0:35:15.400
<v Speaker 2>that like movie about the girl in school but basically

0:35:15.480 --> 0:35:20.839
<v Speaker 2>like I wrote like a review about this movie that

0:35:21.080 --> 0:35:24.799
<v Speaker 2>was like so fucking bad, like you know me, like

0:35:25.000 --> 0:35:27.279
<v Speaker 2>fangirls what it's called. It's actually about a girl who's

0:35:27.320 --> 0:35:31.000
<v Speaker 2>a fan. But anyways, I like watched this movie like

0:35:31.040 --> 0:35:33.360
<v Speaker 2>I watched bad movies all the time for fun, Like

0:35:33.440 --> 0:35:35.279
<v Speaker 2>I literally love a bad movie as much as a

0:35:35.280 --> 0:35:38.680
<v Speaker 2>good movie. Like literally they're so funny. They're like just

0:35:38.719 --> 0:35:41.040
<v Speaker 2>as much fun as like watching a good movie action

0:35:41.160 --> 0:35:44.560
<v Speaker 2>movie or comedy whatever. That's how this movie made me

0:35:44.600 --> 0:35:46.640
<v Speaker 2>feel in you know, like I felt like I was

0:35:46.680 --> 0:35:50.560
<v Speaker 2>like literally going through like opium withdrawals. Like my body

0:35:50.680 --> 0:35:54.000
<v Speaker 2>was like fully restless. I was like my skin was crawling.

0:35:54.040 --> 0:35:57.000
<v Speaker 2>I started sweating and getting nauseous, and then I had

0:35:57.000 --> 0:36:00.000
<v Speaker 2>like really gnarly diarrhea. But like I'm not even fucking

0:36:00.040 --> 0:36:04.080
<v Speaker 2>and kidding, Like it literally is like a psychological operation, bro.

0:36:04.280 --> 0:36:05.879
<v Speaker 2>Like it literally, That's what I'm saying.

0:36:05.880 --> 0:36:10.319
<v Speaker 1>Like the creators of like horror movies need to get

0:36:10.360 --> 0:36:13.680
<v Speaker 1>together with people who just make incredibly bad movies. But

0:36:13.719 --> 0:36:15.719
<v Speaker 1>the people who make the worst movies are the people

0:36:15.719 --> 0:36:18.440
<v Speaker 1>who are the most passionate about it. Like does that

0:36:18.440 --> 0:36:20.960
<v Speaker 1>make sense? Because there's some bad movies where it's like

0:36:21.040 --> 0:36:24.880
<v Speaker 1>the middle ground, like Hallmark ass Movie, where it's like whatever,

0:36:25.280 --> 0:36:29.120
<v Speaker 1>But the best worst movies ever is somebody who for

0:36:29.200 --> 0:36:31.640
<v Speaker 1>some reason has a little bit of a budget but

0:36:31.800 --> 0:36:35.160
<v Speaker 1>doesn't know how to spend it and is extremely passionate,

0:36:35.320 --> 0:36:40.080
<v Speaker 1>like too passionate, and they already feel like in their mind.

0:36:40.120 --> 0:36:41.799
<v Speaker 1>They're like, I have the mind of a mastermind, and

0:36:41.840 --> 0:36:44.920
<v Speaker 1>nobody wants to put me on, and I'm gonna put myself.

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<v Speaker 2>On, honest and those I was gonna say it honestly

0:36:48.000 --> 0:36:51.000
<v Speaker 2>feels like that might be why I like certain bad

0:36:51.080 --> 0:36:53.520
<v Speaker 2>movies a lot, because like literally I say it all

0:36:53.560 --> 0:36:55.400
<v Speaker 2>the time, and this isn't like a hot take and

0:36:55.480 --> 0:36:58.520
<v Speaker 2>everyone knows this, but like you can like sense passion

0:36:58.600 --> 0:37:02.560
<v Speaker 2>in projects, and like I really really like if someone's

0:37:02.600 --> 0:37:05.880
<v Speaker 2>giving like a good, good, actual effort in something to

0:37:05.960 --> 0:37:08.399
<v Speaker 2>create something like I will tune in and I will

0:37:08.400 --> 0:37:10.760
<v Speaker 2>give it a fucking chance, and even if it's fucking terrible,

0:37:10.880 --> 0:37:13.600
<v Speaker 2>Like I can feel your passion in this, and I

0:37:13.640 --> 0:37:17.840
<v Speaker 2>can feel that, like you really do mean well and

0:37:17.880 --> 0:37:19.719
<v Speaker 2>you're trying to make something good. And I think that

0:37:19.800 --> 0:37:22.120
<v Speaker 2>might be why that might that might be the reason

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<v Speaker 2>why I like bad movies partially.

0:37:25.160 --> 0:37:28.279
<v Speaker 1>That's how I felt about the Barbie movie, Like it's

0:37:28.360 --> 0:37:31.680
<v Speaker 1>just like I never saw it. I can feel your passion,

0:37:31.719 --> 0:37:34.439
<v Speaker 1>but I just like, don't fuck with your vibe. That's

0:37:34.480 --> 0:37:36.160
<v Speaker 1>my new saying is I can feel your passion, but

0:37:36.200 --> 0:37:37.520
<v Speaker 1>I just don't fuck with your vibe.

0:37:37.840 --> 0:37:41.360
<v Speaker 4>Damn, did you really not see Barbie. True.

0:37:42.280 --> 0:37:44.759
<v Speaker 2>No, it's a personality trait for me. Now it's like

0:37:44.760 --> 0:37:45.400
<v Speaker 2>I've never seen it.

0:37:45.680 --> 0:37:47.879
<v Speaker 1>I really wanted that to be my vibe because that's

0:37:47.880 --> 0:37:51.080
<v Speaker 1>how I am with like like Harry Potter and stuff.

0:37:51.080 --> 0:37:53.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, never seen it, never will my life, never

0:37:53.920 --> 0:37:54.759
<v Speaker 1>seen it, never will.

0:37:56.480 --> 0:37:57.880
<v Speaker 2>Wait, you haven't seen Twilight?

0:37:58.760 --> 0:37:58.840
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:37:58.960 --> 0:38:00.960
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't allowed to watch it. My parents thought it

0:38:00.960 --> 0:38:04.480
<v Speaker 1>was fucking brea. They were like, no, that's it's evil.

0:38:05.280 --> 0:38:08.600
<v Speaker 1>They literally were like, no, that shit's evil. They're sex

0:38:09.400 --> 0:38:13.240
<v Speaker 1>weird demons. No, so I wasn't allowed to watch Twilight.

0:38:13.840 --> 0:38:18.040
<v Speaker 2>Miss is Brewhia.

0:38:19.840 --> 0:38:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Miss Grandma is witchery brew.

0:38:32.480 --> 0:38:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Ha. Oh wow, this is crazy?

0:38:38.520 --> 0:38:40.400
<v Speaker 1>Are people still passing notes in school?

0:38:40.440 --> 0:38:40.520
<v Speaker 3>Like?

0:38:40.520 --> 0:38:42.719
<v Speaker 1>Are kids still passing notes on school and score? Do

0:38:42.800 --> 0:38:44.320
<v Speaker 1>they just have their like iPhones?

0:38:44.360 --> 0:38:45.239
<v Speaker 5>Like they have.

0:38:47.000 --> 0:38:51.440
<v Speaker 2>Neuralink now they literally just like transcoated through like a

0:38:51.560 --> 0:38:53.520
<v Speaker 2>neurallink in plant.

0:38:53.840 --> 0:38:57.040
<v Speaker 1>I guess also, like the fun in us passing notes

0:38:57.040 --> 0:39:04.680
<v Speaker 1>in school was because we didn't have any technology. The

0:39:04.680 --> 0:39:05.319
<v Speaker 1>fuck was that?

0:39:06.239 --> 0:39:06.560
<v Speaker 2>Nothing?

0:39:08.440 --> 0:39:09.040
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:39:09.480 --> 0:39:11.560
<v Speaker 2>Kai, what were you reaching for? Could you get that

0:39:11.640 --> 0:39:13.319
<v Speaker 2>mouth off your wall or sticking out to where were

0:39:13.320 --> 0:39:13.960
<v Speaker 2>we were reaching for?

0:39:15.040 --> 0:39:18.680
<v Speaker 4>It wasn't a sticky note it was. It was the

0:39:18.760 --> 0:39:22.480
<v Speaker 4>mark where the moth was left on my wall. I

0:39:22.600 --> 0:39:24.480
<v Speaker 4>like smash it against the wall and I'm just been

0:39:24.520 --> 0:39:25.160
<v Speaker 4>looking at it.

0:39:26.440 --> 0:39:28.719
<v Speaker 1>What can you My bills have been affected because my

0:39:28.840 --> 0:39:30.200
<v Speaker 1>lights keep going on and off.

0:39:30.800 --> 0:39:32.560
<v Speaker 2>The bills has literally been effected.

0:39:32.840 --> 0:39:35.960
<v Speaker 4>Why do you want me to reach over the camera, bro?

0:39:36.040 --> 0:39:38.280
<v Speaker 1>Because he wants to smell you. He's trying to smell

0:39:38.280 --> 0:39:40.520
<v Speaker 1>you through the fucking screen because he's nasty.

0:39:40.719 --> 0:39:42.480
<v Speaker 2>Y'all make everything fucking weird.

0:39:42.520 --> 0:39:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Bro, you don't think it's weird that your friend reached

0:39:45.920 --> 0:39:48.080
<v Speaker 1>his arm up and you went to go smell his pits.

0:39:48.920 --> 0:39:50.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm not even fucking there, Bro.

0:39:54.200 --> 0:39:55.040
<v Speaker 4>I think I got it.

0:39:56.160 --> 0:40:01.600
<v Speaker 1>You it ew dude. For some reason, this feels so

0:40:01.880 --> 0:40:03.000
<v Speaker 1>like gross.

0:40:03.600 --> 0:40:07.160
<v Speaker 4>I remember those uh those tiktoks of like the hot

0:40:07.200 --> 0:40:09.600
<v Speaker 4>guys on TikTok that would be in there in a

0:40:09.680 --> 0:40:13.279
<v Speaker 4>car and they would like be gripping the head of

0:40:13.320 --> 0:40:15.200
<v Speaker 4>the like the car. Do you know what I'm talking about?

0:40:15.400 --> 0:40:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Guy? This might be your TikTok?

0:40:18.200 --> 0:40:19.920
<v Speaker 1>I know because I've never seen.

0:40:19.760 --> 0:40:23.160
<v Speaker 4>There's always guys and I know you're talking about. Do

0:40:23.200 --> 0:40:24.000
<v Speaker 4>you know what I'm talking about?

0:40:24.400 --> 0:40:25.719
<v Speaker 2>They're always on live too.

0:40:25.880 --> 0:40:27.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they'd be like you know, like a white thing.

0:40:27.680 --> 0:40:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, what's craziest y'all know about this, but I've never

0:40:30.960 --> 0:40:31.319
<v Speaker 1>seen this.

0:40:32.200 --> 0:40:35.480
<v Speaker 2>It's the dilemma we were just talking about. Most heterosexual

0:40:35.560 --> 0:40:37.000
<v Speaker 2>men are attracted to men.

0:40:37.280 --> 0:40:39.600
<v Speaker 4>You know what's crazy is that? Like I feel like

0:40:39.680 --> 0:40:43.279
<v Speaker 4>TikTok's just been dick prints for like a year now,

0:40:43.360 --> 0:40:46.000
<v Speaker 4>Like you know, isn't an annoying to just always go

0:40:46.080 --> 0:40:49.440
<v Speaker 4>on TikTok. It's just only dick Prince.

0:40:51.440 --> 0:40:54.359
<v Speaker 1>It's crazy because mine is only pussy prince. It's only

0:40:54.400 --> 0:40:57.920
<v Speaker 1>like girls like with huge camel does. It's so weird, Like.

0:40:57.880 --> 0:41:02.600
<v Speaker 2>Why it's sleep for me? Like getting that money and ship.

0:41:05.400 --> 0:41:08.919
<v Speaker 4>You just have the fourteen year old stock trader.

0:41:08.640 --> 0:41:14.080
<v Speaker 2>And fucking sneak o Aiden ross and stock trading. That's

0:41:14.120 --> 0:41:15.160
<v Speaker 2>been my vibe lately.

0:41:16.600 --> 0:41:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's weird?

0:41:17.719 --> 0:41:17.840
<v Speaker 4>Is that?

0:41:18.000 --> 0:41:20.000
<v Speaker 1>Just like your Texas Viber? You're gonna bring that vibe

0:41:20.000 --> 0:41:20.560
<v Speaker 1>back to La.

0:41:21.360 --> 0:41:23.560
<v Speaker 2>It's just my like when I'm working at McDonald's vibe.

0:41:25.200 --> 0:41:27.520
<v Speaker 2>I might open a franchise up out in LA though.

0:41:28.040 --> 0:41:30.520
<v Speaker 2>Been thinking about it. I think I need to open

0:41:30.560 --> 0:41:35.640
<v Speaker 2>one like in the big Bear Lake, like put a

0:41:35.680 --> 0:41:36.520
<v Speaker 2>parking lot in there.

0:41:36.960 --> 0:41:39.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, it needs a parking lot. Yeah.

0:41:39.520 --> 0:41:42.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it needs like a Walmart slash McDonald So it

0:41:42.640 --> 0:41:44.560
<v Speaker 1>needs to be the Walmart with the McDonald's in it.

0:41:45.200 --> 0:41:48.359
<v Speaker 4>How often do you get in fights at the at

0:41:48.400 --> 0:41:50.399
<v Speaker 4>the office every day?

0:41:51.160 --> 0:41:52.879
<v Speaker 2>I have to beat a bitch down every fucking day.

0:41:54.520 --> 0:41:57.480
<v Speaker 2>I'll pull I'll pull anybody's hair like I don't give

0:41:57.520 --> 0:42:01.799
<v Speaker 2>a fuck dog, I'll ripped that fucking tail off witch either.

0:42:02.320 --> 0:42:05.080
<v Speaker 4>It really seems like you work alone. I haven't seen

0:42:05.120 --> 0:42:06.120
<v Speaker 4>any other employees.

0:42:09.239 --> 0:42:09.440
<v Speaker 3>I know.

0:42:09.520 --> 0:42:11.560
<v Speaker 1>It kind of seems like you just broke into a

0:42:11.680 --> 0:42:13.279
<v Speaker 1>McDonald's and you're just hanging out.

0:42:16.000 --> 0:42:19.040
<v Speaker 2>I cut my fucking finger open cutting. I made a

0:42:19.040 --> 0:42:22.680
<v Speaker 2>bunch of rice crispy treats the other day, and.

0:42:22.680 --> 0:42:23.839
<v Speaker 4>Last night it looks good.

0:42:24.360 --> 0:42:26.759
<v Speaker 2>You can see that, right, And last night I like

0:42:26.960 --> 0:42:29.600
<v Speaker 2>was it was like ten thirty and I had just

0:42:29.600 --> 0:42:32.560
<v Speaker 2>gotten Sonic corn dogs. If you know, you know those

0:42:32.560 --> 0:42:34.920
<v Speaker 2>shit's cakey you eat?

0:42:35.239 --> 0:42:36.160
<v Speaker 1>You eat.

0:42:37.440 --> 0:42:45.160
<v Speaker 2>Like box? Yeah yeah, pussy. So if that's nasty, you're

0:42:45.200 --> 0:42:52.120
<v Speaker 2>just a hater of women. Uh huh, No, I eat terribly.

0:42:52.200 --> 0:42:54.960
<v Speaker 2>I know it's really bad. It's really actually a problem.

0:42:55.120 --> 0:42:57.719
<v Speaker 1>It just constantly shocks me. I was talking to someone

0:42:57.719 --> 0:42:59.160
<v Speaker 1>the other day and I was like, if I didn't

0:42:59.160 --> 0:43:01.000
<v Speaker 1>live with Drew Ridgen only do not think I would

0:43:01.000 --> 0:43:05.400
<v Speaker 1>eat fast food. But living with you, it's just like, okay,

0:43:05.440 --> 0:43:07.680
<v Speaker 1>I could have a real meal, or me and my

0:43:07.719 --> 0:43:11.680
<v Speaker 1>friend can order McDonald's for the eighth time in a row.

0:43:12.600 --> 0:43:15.359
<v Speaker 2>I put you the fuck on to this lifestyle.

0:43:16.280 --> 0:43:18.719
<v Speaker 4>You think you put me on the McDonald's When I

0:43:18.760 --> 0:43:20.960
<v Speaker 4>met Drew, I feel like I only saw you eat

0:43:21.000 --> 0:43:22.680
<v Speaker 4>spherical foods for the first Like.

0:43:22.719 --> 0:43:24.319
<v Speaker 2>You did make fun of me for that.

0:43:24.640 --> 0:43:27.280
<v Speaker 4>It was just like a brown sphere, a red sphere

0:43:27.320 --> 0:43:28.960
<v Speaker 4>with like yellow That was.

0:43:28.960 --> 0:43:33.480
<v Speaker 2>My healthy art. Oh yeah, that was you. You caught

0:43:33.480 --> 0:43:34.440
<v Speaker 2>me in my healthy art.

0:43:35.280 --> 0:43:40.239
<v Speaker 4>Nacho cheese with hot cheetos dust classic, whatever the fuck?

0:43:40.320 --> 0:43:43.319
<v Speaker 2>That was literally classic? What was I saying? Though?

0:43:44.120 --> 0:43:44.319
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:43:44.880 --> 0:43:47.880
<v Speaker 2>I was eating? I made like literally three trays of

0:43:47.960 --> 0:43:50.120
<v Speaker 2>rice Krispy Treats, and I like freaked it. I did

0:43:50.160 --> 0:43:55.000
<v Speaker 2>like fruity pebbles in one, I did Rice Krispy Treats

0:43:55.000 --> 0:43:57.640
<v Speaker 2>in another, and then I did Rece's puffs in another

0:43:57.760 --> 0:44:00.920
<v Speaker 2>and it was like the res puffs were so fucking good.

0:44:01.960 --> 0:44:04.799
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I didn't say shit.

0:44:06.080 --> 0:44:09.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I did have a schizophrenic break Like a week ago.

0:44:09.040 --> 0:44:11.200
<v Speaker 2>I texted any about it or called her about it.

0:44:11.719 --> 0:44:13.480
<v Speaker 1>I know, yeah, you called me and told me, and

0:44:13.520 --> 0:44:16.400
<v Speaker 1>I was like, okay, cool, you should go see a psychiatrist.

0:44:16.600 --> 0:44:18.239
<v Speaker 2>I booked an appointment because of it.

0:44:18.560 --> 0:44:19.319
<v Speaker 4>You guys can't hear.

0:44:19.680 --> 0:44:21.160
<v Speaker 1>I need to go really bad too.

0:44:22.040 --> 0:44:26.640
<v Speaker 4>Sound because my roommate makes like Jersey Club music and

0:44:26.760 --> 0:44:28.880
<v Speaker 4>it's just been like that kick the entire.

0:44:28.719 --> 0:44:32.719
<v Speaker 2>Time in the frat house Jersey Club remix and then.

0:44:32.680 --> 0:44:34.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, guys, I have twelve roommates by.

0:44:34.760 --> 0:44:41.280
<v Speaker 2>The way, guys in the trenches. But I was cutting

0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:43.160
<v Speaker 2>the Rice Krispy treats last night. It was like the

0:44:43.200 --> 0:44:44.480
<v Speaker 2>last night I was going to eat them because they

0:44:44.520 --> 0:44:47.120
<v Speaker 2>were going to go bad. And I grabbed the knife

0:44:47.360 --> 0:44:49.600
<v Speaker 2>and I put it down and it wasn't cutting through

0:44:49.640 --> 0:44:51.560
<v Speaker 2>the receis pieces, and I was like, damn, these bitches

0:44:51.600 --> 0:44:54.080
<v Speaker 2>got stale already. What the fuck? And so I pushed

0:44:54.120 --> 0:44:57.000
<v Speaker 2>down on it harder and I realized I had the

0:44:57.120 --> 0:45:00.720
<v Speaker 2>knife upside down and I was cutting through my fucking

0:45:00.840 --> 0:45:03.440
<v Speaker 2>finger and I just cut through the tip of my finger.

0:45:03.480 --> 0:45:08.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh you can kind of see it, No, yeah you can, yeah,

0:45:09.719 --> 0:45:12.600
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, I gashed my finger open. I probably need stitches, bro,

0:45:12.800 --> 0:45:13.880
<v Speaker 2>It's keeps bleeding.

0:45:15.080 --> 0:45:17.200
<v Speaker 1>That's embarrassing. You should get a bigger cut and then

0:45:17.280 --> 0:45:18.680
<v Speaker 1>go for the other cut and then be like, oh,

0:45:18.680 --> 0:45:20.400
<v Speaker 1>while you're at it this because if you go for

0:45:20.480 --> 0:45:23.040
<v Speaker 1>stitches for just that, it's going to be really demasculating

0:45:23.080 --> 0:45:25.359
<v Speaker 1>and like embarrassing, and you might as well just thug

0:45:25.400 --> 0:45:27.680
<v Speaker 1>it out and get an infection, because I do.

0:45:28.120 --> 0:45:30.640
<v Speaker 2>I do need to sutra up my pee hole because

0:45:30.640 --> 0:45:31.759
<v Speaker 2>it's just so big.

0:45:32.560 --> 0:45:35.400
<v Speaker 1>Because it's loose, because it just stick your finger in it.

0:45:35.640 --> 0:45:39.040
<v Speaker 2>I love sounding. I'm in the sounding Yeah, that's my vibe.

0:45:39.280 --> 0:45:40.880
<v Speaker 2>You ever seen sounding videos?

0:45:41.320 --> 0:45:43.560
<v Speaker 1>We have no and I don't even want to talk

0:45:43.560 --> 0:45:43.840
<v Speaker 1>about it.

0:45:44.920 --> 0:45:48.040
<v Speaker 4>Nasty the fork, right, that like aligns your frequencies.

0:45:48.960 --> 0:45:51.960
<v Speaker 2>No, that is sounding, but sounding is when they stick

0:45:52.120 --> 0:45:55.160
<v Speaker 2>like a tube, like a glass tube or a metal rodet.

0:45:56.280 --> 0:45:58.399
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that sounds like it would feel good.

0:46:00.400 --> 0:46:03.279
<v Speaker 1>That's fucking nasty. And that just makes me think about

0:46:03.280 --> 0:46:05.080
<v Speaker 1>the fact that, like, I'm sorry, but I have an

0:46:05.120 --> 0:46:08.000
<v Speaker 1>inherent belief that if you're somebody who's like getting two

0:46:08.120 --> 0:46:11.120
<v Speaker 1>fucking freaking in the bedroom, bitch, you're a freak, Like

0:46:11.520 --> 0:46:13.279
<v Speaker 1>you are weird as fuck to me, and not even

0:46:13.320 --> 0:46:15.840
<v Speaker 1>on some slut shaming shit. I'm literally like can you

0:46:15.920 --> 0:46:18.960
<v Speaker 1>like go into Joeanne's fabrics and find a different hobby?

0:46:19.000 --> 0:46:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Like why is sex your hobby? Like that's just something

0:46:22.040 --> 0:46:24.640
<v Speaker 1>humans do naturally, Like why are you making it like

0:46:24.680 --> 0:46:27.319
<v Speaker 1>your whole lifestyle? You're just like yeah, and here's my

0:46:27.480 --> 0:46:31.720
<v Speaker 1>sex room, your sex room, bitch the beach and enjoyed

0:46:31.760 --> 0:46:33.280
<v Speaker 1>the sun, Like what are you doing?

0:46:33.760 --> 0:46:37.840
<v Speaker 4>I agree with that when people bust out the sex swing,

0:46:38.239 --> 0:46:43.080
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, why just to have sex on a bed? Yeah,

0:46:43.160 --> 0:46:45.160
<v Speaker 4>like conditions on a bed, you don't need a swing.

0:46:45.600 --> 0:46:48.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, It's it's a different thing for me though, Like

0:46:49.040 --> 0:46:51.560
<v Speaker 2>I think y'all are two versions that don't get play

0:46:51.840 --> 0:46:54.520
<v Speaker 2>and when I bring out like my sex toys and

0:46:54.600 --> 0:47:01.239
<v Speaker 2>my fucking swing bed and my dragon egg laying dildough,

0:47:01.880 --> 0:47:03.640
<v Speaker 2>y'all like want to have problems with it.

0:47:03.680 --> 0:47:08.680
<v Speaker 4>But like imagine Drew doing like circusile with a girl.

0:47:09.920 --> 0:47:12.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes, oh of course, yeah, of course.

0:47:13.200 --> 0:47:15.279
<v Speaker 1>Why do you Why do you even need to say that?

0:47:15.440 --> 0:47:16.120
<v Speaker 1>Like we knew that.

0:47:17.200 --> 0:47:19.799
<v Speaker 4>I just I don't know. I feel like just to

0:47:19.880 --> 0:47:23.360
<v Speaker 4>be clear in case anyone was wondering, what.

0:47:23.239 --> 0:47:24.440
<v Speaker 1>The fuck are you playing with?

0:47:24.800 --> 0:47:30.080
<v Speaker 2>Why would ANYBD be wondering it's a zip ti? Why

0:47:30.080 --> 0:47:33.520
<v Speaker 2>would anybody Is that one of your toys. It's one

0:47:33.560 --> 0:47:34.400
<v Speaker 2>of my fidgets.

0:47:34.480 --> 0:47:34.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:47:35.680 --> 0:47:36.920
<v Speaker 2>Is it a sounding tool.

0:47:38.880 --> 0:47:40.400
<v Speaker 1>And you're putting it in your mouth?

0:47:41.520 --> 0:47:47.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Okay. So I'm at that age now seventeen, about

0:47:47.920 --> 0:47:50.960
<v Speaker 2>to be eighteen, where I can look back on my

0:47:51.160 --> 0:47:57.160
<v Speaker 2>childhood and realized that it wasn't so bad. I was

0:47:57.239 --> 0:48:01.400
<v Speaker 2>just an angsy teenager and I'm made it bad. And

0:48:01.480 --> 0:48:05.719
<v Speaker 2>I remembered this thing that me and my family used

0:48:05.719 --> 0:48:08.880
<v Speaker 2>to do, or specifically, me and my mom and my

0:48:09.040 --> 0:48:12.920
<v Speaker 2>sisters and brothers would do with our friends. And we

0:48:12.960 --> 0:48:16.880
<v Speaker 2>would go to like nearby ponds and go frog hunting,

0:48:17.200 --> 0:48:19.759
<v Speaker 2>and I know, oh my god, he killed frogs? What

0:48:19.800 --> 0:48:24.080
<v Speaker 2>the fuck? No frog hunting. What we would do is

0:48:24.120 --> 0:48:26.000
<v Speaker 2>we would get nets and we.

0:48:25.960 --> 0:48:28.359
<v Speaker 1>Would absolutely no one's.

0:48:28.080 --> 0:48:32.040
<v Speaker 2>Reaction literally everyone was like, wait, what the fuck he

0:48:32.239 --> 0:48:34.960
<v Speaker 2>killed the frogs? No, I never have, never will. I

0:48:35.000 --> 0:48:39.000
<v Speaker 2>love frogs more than anything on this fucking planet. But

0:48:39.239 --> 0:48:41.520
<v Speaker 2>I went to We would go and get really big

0:48:41.560 --> 0:48:48.600
<v Speaker 2>long neck nets. Oh what catch the Yeah, yeah, long

0:48:48.680 --> 0:48:53.319
<v Speaker 2>neck style, big gulp, slurpy straw.

0:48:55.280 --> 0:48:56.840
<v Speaker 1>Girl, where are you going with this?

0:48:57.560 --> 0:48:59.520
<v Speaker 2>We would just catch the frogs and then bring them

0:48:59.560 --> 0:49:01.280
<v Speaker 2>back and pay them in the floor of the shower

0:49:01.400 --> 0:49:03.840
<v Speaker 2>for a day and just take pictures with them and

0:49:03.840 --> 0:49:05.960
<v Speaker 2>play with them, and then we would bring them back

0:49:06.080 --> 0:49:08.360
<v Speaker 2>to the pond and release them. But they were big

0:49:08.480 --> 0:49:12.799
<v Speaker 2>fucking frogs, like literally like bullfrogs, Like when you held

0:49:12.800 --> 0:49:14.759
<v Speaker 2>them by the top, their legs would go this low.

0:49:14.840 --> 0:49:17.839
<v Speaker 2>They were like hello, yeah, And we would just like

0:49:18.880 --> 0:49:20.680
<v Speaker 2>catch them and take pictures and play with them. And

0:49:21.000 --> 0:49:24.000
<v Speaker 2>my dad was like, is petrified of frogs because he

0:49:24.000 --> 0:49:26.000
<v Speaker 2>thinks they're going to like jump in his mouth because

0:49:26.000 --> 0:49:28.200
<v Speaker 2>he has like childhood trauma from a frog jumping in

0:49:28.239 --> 0:49:32.560
<v Speaker 2>his mouth. And he uh, And you really do look

0:49:32.600 --> 0:49:35.120
<v Speaker 2>gorgeous today, Like I'm not even playing like I'm stunned

0:49:35.120 --> 0:49:35.760
<v Speaker 2>by your beauty.

0:49:37.200 --> 0:49:38.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh do you want to see something where I look

0:49:39.000 --> 0:49:41.719
<v Speaker 1>really gorgeous too? For you?

0:49:43.800 --> 0:49:47.840
<v Speaker 2>Is it naked?

0:49:49.880 --> 0:49:54.200
<v Speaker 5>Oh?

0:49:54.440 --> 0:49:58.759
<v Speaker 2>You look like your dad. Bro, you look like you're

0:49:59.680 --> 0:50:06.320
<v Speaker 2>literally old. You're not gonna hit no, thats a fucking

0:50:06.400 --> 0:50:14.400
<v Speaker 2>lutely not like the hell no, Kay, guy is crying laughing.

0:50:17.239 --> 0:50:18.160
<v Speaker 1>This is when I woke up.

0:50:20.280 --> 0:50:28.520
<v Speaker 2>Bruh mhmm, wait, I took a I took a good

0:50:28.560 --> 0:50:29.160
<v Speaker 2>picture too.

0:50:33.320 --> 0:50:34.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, would you hit though?

0:50:37.960 --> 0:50:40.280
<v Speaker 5>Right?

0:50:40.760 --> 0:50:50.799
<v Speaker 1>Jealous? Hold on, that's just what I've been looking like.

0:50:51.080 --> 0:50:51.839
<v Speaker 4>He got back home.

0:50:54.000 --> 0:50:57.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh that wasn't really fast commute get like damn. The

0:50:57.320 --> 0:50:59.399
<v Speaker 1>next topic, how about that.

0:51:00.640 --> 0:51:06.560
<v Speaker 2>Our sex tape? So no, no, no, no, the one

0:51:06.600 --> 0:51:08.960
<v Speaker 2>that we're gonna drop on OnlyFans.

0:51:10.680 --> 0:51:13.000
<v Speaker 1>We have to report it first, but you've been stingy.

0:51:13.080 --> 0:51:17.120
<v Speaker 2>You won't let me hit well, yeah, because I don't know.

0:51:17.320 --> 0:51:19.680
<v Speaker 2>I just when I can't get it up. It's not

0:51:19.719 --> 0:51:22.279
<v Speaker 2>because of you, you know, it's like a me thing.

0:51:23.239 --> 0:51:27.280
<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, did you guys are have sex? Sorry?

0:51:29.320 --> 0:51:31.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we've had sex a few times, a.

0:51:31.160 --> 0:51:34.400
<v Speaker 2>Couple of times. How do you think we made our children?

0:51:34.920 --> 0:51:35.920
<v Speaker 4>All? Right? Of course?

0:51:36.280 --> 0:51:39.200
<v Speaker 2>Me and you were talking about the other day, like

0:51:40.360 --> 0:51:43.839
<v Speaker 2>if it ever gets really really rough for us, like

0:51:43.920 --> 0:51:49.000
<v Speaker 2>if we ever get like down tremendously fucking bad, our

0:51:49.040 --> 0:51:54.160
<v Speaker 2>fallback plan is to literally just man up, woman up

0:51:54.600 --> 0:51:57.839
<v Speaker 2>and do us on camera and release it on OnlyFans.

0:51:58.040 --> 0:52:04.399
<v Speaker 2>And I guarant tea I guarantee it would make two

0:52:04.440 --> 0:52:09.719
<v Speaker 2>million dollars, Like Curiosity carry the cat, No, curiosity killed

0:52:09.719 --> 0:52:10.799
<v Speaker 2>the cat pushing it.

0:52:10.880 --> 0:52:13.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Like, I don't know if we'd make.

0:52:13.200 --> 0:52:16.719
<v Speaker 2>That much over time. I really do think we could

0:52:16.800 --> 0:52:19.440
<v Speaker 2>generate like a good amount of money, because like bruh,

0:52:19.480 --> 0:52:24.920
<v Speaker 2>Like literally think about it, Like we a lot of

0:52:24.920 --> 0:52:27.480
<v Speaker 2>people know our faces, and if people found out we

0:52:27.560 --> 0:52:30.160
<v Speaker 2>did s, they would have to go fucking watch, Like

0:52:30.480 --> 0:52:32.719
<v Speaker 2>you literally would have to like all of all of

0:52:32.760 --> 0:52:35.759
<v Speaker 2>my friends, all of my family, Like literally everyone I

0:52:35.840 --> 0:52:38.520
<v Speaker 2>know would buy that shit for five ninety nine, Like

0:52:39.040 --> 0:52:42.319
<v Speaker 2>literally everyone would Like I don't know, but maybe two

0:52:42.360 --> 0:52:43.680
<v Speaker 2>million is a reach though.

0:52:44.640 --> 0:52:47.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because I mean you're getting like that, like you're

0:52:47.640 --> 0:52:49.560
<v Speaker 4>getting a huge deal because you guys are it's like

0:52:49.640 --> 0:52:57.040
<v Speaker 4>incest and you're gay and your friends.

0:52:57.440 --> 0:52:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was like, which one of you us as

0:52:59.120 --> 0:53:02.759
<v Speaker 1>you don't do because Nah and me never me?

0:53:03.320 --> 0:53:04.800
<v Speaker 4>It's okay, sorry, it's hard for me.

0:53:04.920 --> 0:53:08.359
<v Speaker 1>It would never be me. Okay, It's like.

0:53:09.320 --> 0:53:10.839
<v Speaker 4>It's hard for me to keep up with like what

0:53:10.880 --> 0:53:14.080
<v Speaker 4>the narrative is? Just change. It's so fluid every day

0:53:14.120 --> 0:53:14.439
<v Speaker 4>with him.

0:53:16.080 --> 0:53:17.879
<v Speaker 1>I mean me and Drew are both straight. That's why

0:53:17.880 --> 0:53:20.400
<v Speaker 1>we fuck, Like why would we fuck if we're not straight?

0:53:21.000 --> 0:53:22.400
<v Speaker 4>Okay? Yeah, totally.

0:53:22.440 --> 0:53:22.680
<v Speaker 3>Dude.

0:53:22.680 --> 0:53:24.359
<v Speaker 1>You pushed him to going back to work. I think

0:53:24.400 --> 0:53:28.120
<v Speaker 1>he's back at work. He literally he needed to go

0:53:28.160 --> 0:53:29.960
<v Speaker 1>get his mind off the things that I was back

0:53:30.000 --> 0:53:37.400
<v Speaker 1>at work. Yeah, dude, that was crazy. Why is your

0:53:37.440 --> 0:53:39.080
<v Speaker 1>commute to work, so quick.

0:53:40.120 --> 0:53:43.320
<v Speaker 2>Hold on, I'm getting in on and ship bro.

0:53:48.920 --> 0:53:53.319
<v Speaker 1>Yo, Yo, why are you back at work? I thought

0:53:53.360 --> 0:53:55.439
<v Speaker 1>you just clocked out Wick.

0:53:56.880 --> 0:54:00.440
<v Speaker 2>I literally just need to get you off things. Okay,

0:54:06.640 --> 0:54:12.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm actually gonna have a panic attack like that was crazy.

0:54:12.760 --> 0:54:15.359
<v Speaker 2>I can't hear y'all anymore. Oh wait, why did.

0:54:15.239 --> 0:54:15.720
<v Speaker 4>I turn.

0:54:17.680 --> 0:54:21.359
<v Speaker 1>We're watching your music computer for the first time. Dude,

0:54:21.440 --> 0:54:24.400
<v Speaker 1>your hair you have so much hair that was insane.

0:54:24.760 --> 0:54:28.279
<v Speaker 4>You do have like such insanely dense hair.

0:54:29.000 --> 0:54:30.520
<v Speaker 2>I have them on backwards the whole time.

0:54:31.640 --> 0:54:33.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you feel this true, but I

0:54:33.320 --> 0:54:35.040
<v Speaker 1>want to go back to La so bad.

0:54:35.680 --> 0:54:39.480
<v Speaker 2>I agree. Look, I want to actually miss I actually

0:54:39.480 --> 0:54:40.000
<v Speaker 2>miss La.

0:54:41.000 --> 0:54:45.759
<v Speaker 1>I know, I miss home. That's my home, all right.

0:54:45.880 --> 0:54:49.360
<v Speaker 4>Well, oh guys, I wanted to show you guys something

0:54:49.400 --> 0:54:50.200
<v Speaker 4>before we ended.

0:54:52.520 --> 0:54:53.680
<v Speaker 2>Is your penis.

0:54:56.719 --> 0:55:03.680
<v Speaker 4>I was in your house at three am. Let me see, Oh.

0:55:03.520 --> 0:55:07.360
<v Speaker 2>One, get out of my fucking house.

0:55:09.400 --> 0:55:14.840
<v Speaker 4>So a couple of days ago. But anyway, just why doesn't.

0:55:14.600 --> 0:55:17.560
<v Speaker 2>Matter If you ever enter my house again without my permission,

0:55:17.600 --> 0:55:19.120
<v Speaker 2>I will call the cops.

0:55:19.760 --> 0:55:23.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, do it all the cops. I don't give a

0:55:23.040 --> 0:55:23.920
<v Speaker 4>fuck what.

0:55:24.080 --> 0:55:25.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call the cops on you.

0:55:26.200 --> 0:55:28.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh up in the rainbow car.

0:55:29.480 --> 0:55:34.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh my god, wait Drew.

0:55:35.320 --> 0:55:35.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:55:36.000 --> 0:55:37.880
<v Speaker 1>If you haven't watched The Sopranos, this might be a

0:55:37.920 --> 0:55:40.200
<v Speaker 1>spoiler for you, but it's not really. But there was

0:55:40.239 --> 0:55:43.040
<v Speaker 1>an episode with a sexy firefighter who looked exactly like

0:55:43.120 --> 0:55:48.080
<v Speaker 1>the firefighter who was sexy from uh fire putting being

0:55:48.120 --> 0:55:49.759
<v Speaker 1>put out, And I was like, damn, I should have

0:55:49.760 --> 0:55:50.799
<v Speaker 1>had sex with him.

0:55:50.840 --> 0:55:53.840
<v Speaker 2>He was so send me the picture of him.

0:55:54.440 --> 0:55:57.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the firefighter in the show was so sexy.

0:55:57.360 --> 0:56:05.000
<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, send me a picture of him. Should I

0:56:05.040 --> 0:56:08.759
<v Speaker 2>do some Drew side up corner? Oh yeah, hold on,

0:56:08.840 --> 0:56:14.080
<v Speaker 2>let me cover up this fucking nasty shiny forehead. There,

0:56:14.160 --> 0:56:14.720
<v Speaker 2>that's better.

0:56:15.280 --> 0:56:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh you look disgusting.

0:56:18.880 --> 0:56:20.920
<v Speaker 2>All right. So these are just like a few of

0:56:20.960 --> 0:56:26.120
<v Speaker 2>them are just certified classics that need to be said.

0:56:26.160 --> 0:56:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Women not knowing what to eat is a viscidual memory

0:56:28.960 --> 0:56:31.680
<v Speaker 2>of when men suddenly showed up with whatever food they

0:56:31.760 --> 0:56:37.600
<v Speaker 2>had managed to kill a lot of women going through

0:56:37.600 --> 0:56:41.520
<v Speaker 2>shop flipping shoplifting phases. A lot of women are going

0:56:41.560 --> 0:56:44.600
<v Speaker 2>through shoplifting phases, and this is inherently intertwined with their

0:56:44.600 --> 0:56:48.239
<v Speaker 2>subconscious and the fact that they used to gather berries, nuts,

0:56:48.280 --> 0:56:48.840
<v Speaker 2>and greens.

0:56:51.160 --> 0:56:52.520
<v Speaker 1>Do you think if I use that in court I

0:56:52.560 --> 0:56:56.880
<v Speaker 1>would get away with it? Yeah, depending on what I stole?

0:56:57.000 --> 0:57:00.160
<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, you can't steal my heart anymore and you

0:57:00.160 --> 0:57:00.560
<v Speaker 2>already have.

0:57:00.640 --> 0:57:09.560
<v Speaker 4>Though, why did that make her go away?

0:57:10.239 --> 0:57:12.239
<v Speaker 2>You don't. I don't even want to talk about it.

0:57:12.320 --> 0:57:16.520
<v Speaker 4>Bro Okay, Oh I hate when you guys do.

0:57:16.560 --> 0:57:21.680
<v Speaker 2>This girls spelled backwards as liar.

0:57:29.760 --> 0:57:32.240
<v Speaker 3>A liar a liar.

0:57:33.480 --> 0:57:36.240
<v Speaker 2>Uber eats prices make you want to dig in your

0:57:36.240 --> 0:57:41.080
<v Speaker 2>butt and eat the same ship from last night. That's

0:57:41.120 --> 0:57:43.520
<v Speaker 2>like one of my favorite Yeah, you sent that one

0:57:43.520 --> 0:57:51.680
<v Speaker 2>to me. I'm pretty sure your butt. Some of y'all

0:57:51.800 --> 0:57:53.960
<v Speaker 2>air pods looking like they were in y'all's ass is

0:57:54.000 --> 0:57:54.760
<v Speaker 2>not your ears.

0:57:56.080 --> 0:57:57.160
<v Speaker 1>That's literally me.

0:57:59.000 --> 0:57:59.720
<v Speaker 4>I ate this.

0:58:00.320 --> 0:58:03.040
<v Speaker 1>Josie had my headphones in Japan.

0:58:02.760 --> 0:58:05.200
<v Speaker 2>And he was like, ew, we put it in the

0:58:05.280 --> 0:58:08.200
<v Speaker 2>video too, or maybe we can all did so fucking

0:58:08.880 --> 0:58:13.240
<v Speaker 2>nasty AirPods. I done eighth this garlic bread from Dollar Tree.

0:58:13.280 --> 0:58:20.120
<v Speaker 2>Now my leg won't move. They should add a feature

0:58:20.120 --> 0:58:27.880
<v Speaker 2>where we can fuck over Instagram. Yes, I'll do one more.

0:58:27.920 --> 0:58:28.800
<v Speaker 2>I got a bunch.

0:58:31.320 --> 0:58:34.600
<v Speaker 1>They should make a close friends that's like OnlyFans, but

0:58:34.760 --> 0:58:36.520
<v Speaker 1>like you can make your close friends pay to see

0:58:36.520 --> 0:58:38.280
<v Speaker 1>you make good on Instagram.

0:58:38.560 --> 0:58:40.800
<v Speaker 2>That's actually a good idea, That's what I'm saying.

0:58:41.400 --> 0:58:42.920
<v Speaker 1>Why would I say if it was a bad idea.

0:58:43.440 --> 0:58:44.160
<v Speaker 4>I don't fucking know.

0:58:44.240 --> 0:58:49.080
<v Speaker 2>Bro, all right, we'll end on this one's more for

0:58:49.240 --> 0:58:51.640
<v Speaker 2>you andya, and I forgot to send it to you here,

0:58:51.680 --> 0:58:52.720
<v Speaker 2>I'll actually send it to you.

0:58:54.120 --> 0:58:55.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you want me to read it?

0:58:55.400 --> 0:59:07.000
<v Speaker 5>Or yeah?

0:59:07.760 --> 0:59:09.600
<v Speaker 1>People just walk into my room and sit on my

0:59:09.600 --> 0:59:17.400
<v Speaker 1>bed like I don't be scorting there. I'm like, y'all

0:59:17.400 --> 0:59:19.440
<v Speaker 1>can't sit on my bed with your outside clothes. If

0:59:19.440 --> 0:59:24.960
<v Speaker 1>my bed isn't like hardened steal from common swirk, if

0:59:25.000 --> 0:59:27.600
<v Speaker 1>you jump on my bed that she would crack like

0:59:27.720 --> 0:59:30.880
<v Speaker 1>I into a million pieces.

0:59:31.400 --> 0:59:36.800
<v Speaker 2>Sho come everywhere, just fucking come everywhere.

0:59:37.480 --> 0:59:42.520
<v Speaker 1>What's crazy? Is like, no mine? Actually, that's like to explain.

0:59:43.680 --> 0:59:49.080
<v Speaker 2>Well, should we get into media? Yeah, you watch any movies?

0:59:52.440 --> 0:59:55.920
<v Speaker 1>No, but I did have my cousins watch talk to me.

0:59:56.000 --> 0:59:59.240
<v Speaker 1>But they're fucking annoying, and they're all like that wasn't

0:59:59.240 --> 1:00:01.360
<v Speaker 1>even scary. I'm like, yeah, bitch, because you're stuck on

1:00:01.360 --> 1:00:03.240
<v Speaker 1>your iPhone and you're never gonna live a joyous life

1:00:03.240 --> 1:00:05.640
<v Speaker 1>of being outside and being a normal teenager. So now what,

1:00:05.800 --> 1:00:07.360
<v Speaker 1>your life is gonna stuck and you're not gonna have

1:00:07.360 --> 1:00:08.680
<v Speaker 1>any clean water for your kids.

1:00:08.760 --> 1:00:11.720
<v Speaker 2>How about you enjoy things or you'll literally be like

1:00:11.760 --> 1:00:14.600
<v Speaker 2>me when I was seventeen and just too cool.

1:00:15.920 --> 1:00:17.800
<v Speaker 1>I know, me upset that my family is full of

1:00:17.840 --> 1:00:23.000
<v Speaker 1>haters just like me. I'm like, fuck you, bitch, but

1:00:23.040 --> 1:00:26.600
<v Speaker 1>I did, Oh my god. Actually, at my sister's keen set,

1:00:27.080 --> 1:00:29.800
<v Speaker 1>I got high because I didn't want to drink, so

1:00:29.840 --> 1:00:32.240
<v Speaker 1>I like took an edible instead, and I took a

1:00:32.280 --> 1:00:33.840
<v Speaker 1>little bit because I'm around all my family and they

1:00:33.840 --> 1:00:35.320
<v Speaker 1>would scare me, and I would look at them and

1:00:35.360 --> 1:00:37.240
<v Speaker 1>know that they were real people and freak the fuck out.

1:00:38.680 --> 1:00:42.000
<v Speaker 1>But I was sitting down and I just hear, like

1:00:42.240 --> 1:00:44.760
<v Speaker 1>the lights go down and they have a fog machine blasting,

1:00:45.080 --> 1:00:47.120
<v Speaker 1>and all of a sudden, I turn around and this

1:00:47.320 --> 1:00:52.840
<v Speaker 1>was behind me, Drew. I am not kidding. I was crying,

1:00:53.040 --> 1:00:54.760
<v Speaker 1>like I need to see if any of my cousins

1:00:54.760 --> 1:00:58.320
<v Speaker 1>got a video of me crying, like I'm gonna cover

1:00:58.440 --> 1:00:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Nathalie in this because I really don't want her to

1:00:59.960 --> 1:01:03.760
<v Speaker 1>be seen. But look at that fucking robot guy.

1:01:04.720 --> 1:01:09.439
<v Speaker 2>Wait, they got that? They got one, dude, Yes, that's

1:01:10.880 --> 1:01:18.800
<v Speaker 2>a big suit in this if you were high, and

1:01:18.920 --> 1:01:20.120
<v Speaker 2>it was corraging me.

1:01:20.320 --> 1:01:21.720
<v Speaker 1>It was freaking me out. I was like, Oh my god,

1:01:21.760 --> 1:01:23.920
<v Speaker 1>there's literally a grown ass man who has to go

1:01:24.000 --> 1:01:26.360
<v Speaker 1>back home to his family in that right now, and

1:01:26.440 --> 1:01:29.000
<v Speaker 1>he's like being paid to dance on stilts. And my

1:01:29.000 --> 1:01:30.960
<v Speaker 1>little cousins kept running around his feet and he kept

1:01:31.000 --> 1:01:33.120
<v Speaker 1>pushing my cousins away from him because I was like,

1:01:33.120 --> 1:01:35.560
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, this man's gonna crush my cousins and

1:01:35.640 --> 1:01:36.400
<v Speaker 1>like kill them.

1:01:36.680 --> 1:01:38.200
<v Speaker 2>He probably loves that job too.

1:01:39.080 --> 1:01:41.560
<v Speaker 1>No, he was a good bitch. And then he had

1:01:41.680 --> 1:01:42.920
<v Speaker 1>lasers on his fingers and was.

1:01:42.920 --> 1:01:48.160
<v Speaker 2>Like scanning, scanning, scanning.

1:01:49.280 --> 1:01:50.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't watch any movies.

1:01:51.200 --> 1:01:57.000
<v Speaker 2>I cried in the airport listening to jump style music. No, no, no, wait,

1:01:57.040 --> 1:02:00.040
<v Speaker 2>what did I cry? What was it?

1:02:00.120 --> 1:02:00.360
<v Speaker 5>Oh?

1:02:00.680 --> 1:02:03.560
<v Speaker 2>Shooting Stars by the bag Raiders. And I was just

1:02:03.560 --> 1:02:07.760
<v Speaker 2>looking at everyone's families and like people sleeping on each

1:02:07.760 --> 1:02:10.960
<v Speaker 2>other's shoulders and just being stressed out together and like

1:02:11.000 --> 1:02:13.760
<v Speaker 2>being happy together and like getting on the plane together.

1:02:13.880 --> 1:02:16.000
<v Speaker 2>And it just made me so fucking happy. And like

1:02:16.080 --> 1:02:17.880
<v Speaker 2>I had like a moment where I was just like wow,

1:02:17.960 --> 1:02:23.440
<v Speaker 2>like life is beautiful, family is beautiful, Like but yeah, one.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the song.

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<v Speaker 1>Is I had the same vibe at take off for

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<v Speaker 1>my flight coming here, Like I was looking out the

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<v Speaker 1>window and I was like, god, dude, like the world

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<v Speaker 1>is so beautiful. Humans are so funny. Why did we

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<v Speaker 1>make so many lights? And I was like looking down

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, dude, it's so funny. Like there's

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<v Speaker 1>so many people down there and they all have their

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<v Speaker 1>lights on because it's dark and humans just can't see

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<v Speaker 1>in the dark.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I know, we like we literally conquer everything, like

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<v Speaker 2>the like human unconquerable human spirit, what is it? The

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<v Speaker 2>undominable human spirit? Like, bitch, try to fucking play with us,

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<v Speaker 2>Like we'll figure out a way, Like yeah, we might.

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<v Speaker 1>Be just to figure.

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<v Speaker 2>It out, yeah, straight up, straight up. But yeah, we

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<v Speaker 2>might be destroying the world with global warming, but like

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<v Speaker 2>we'll just get on rockets and fly to a new

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<v Speaker 2>planet and leave everyone behind. The billionaires that created the

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<v Speaker 2>global warming will just leave us all behind and go

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<v Speaker 2>to a new planet and do the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really morbid.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well I'll give you a few songs jump Aiden Music,

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<v Speaker 2>Jump Style, TikTok m P three, Psychosis. I really like

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of avoided saying this song for so long

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<v Speaker 2>because it became like a TikTok song and it pissed

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<v Speaker 2>me off. But uh, one eighty decibel underscore, one thirty

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<v Speaker 2>apex twin the off of Cyro zero, and it pissed

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<v Speaker 2>me off, but it is just really a great song.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I've been listening to ice Peak. I've been

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<v Speaker 2>listening to like really really dark music while I've been

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<v Speaker 2>in Texas, but ice Peak has been like at the

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<v Speaker 2>peak of it or at the top of it, the

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<v Speaker 2>bills has been affected.

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<v Speaker 1>And literally I've been using my little sister's vanity, like

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't been wearing my glasses because you'll see like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're called the dogs from her vanity.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, wait, but why is this three queens? Why is

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<v Speaker 2>this three queens getting together to maximize their joints? Lay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's all emergency in their comments.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nice to call kaya queen because for sure it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't give queen.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, two queens and a peasant.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, two queens and adjuster.

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<v Speaker 1>Two queens and the janitor.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's more accurate.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well mine is just how to tell somebody bout

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<v Speaker 1>Dorothy Ashby Goodbye the Sunday's Traction in the Rain by

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<v Speaker 1>Dayvid Cross Me and Nothing Could Be Good by the Beaches.

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<v Speaker 2>What album is the Dorothy song on? Is it afro Harp?

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<v Speaker 1>It's off the one the white It's Dorothy's harp. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like the one with the white background, and then just

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<v Speaker 1>like the blue Harp.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I've listened to that one.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the one that has by the time I get

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<v Speaker 1>to Phoenix.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, okay, okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Also yeah, yeah yeah. Also Oreo Milkshake by Young Leane.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a great song. Ky. Do you have media

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<v Speaker 2>and you watch porn?

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<v Speaker 4>I get to do my media. I don't watch porn anymore. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I thought you'd change by Hotline TNT. Shout out Eric Rayhill.

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<v Speaker 4>He's in that video. It's really funny. He's also in

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<v Speaker 4>my video.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I get to do more than one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, don't get carried away, bitch, Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Greatest Hits by Jockstrap, Life is Perfected by CFCF and

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<v Speaker 4>then for movies Fight Club, Wolf of Wall Street, Fucking

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<v Speaker 4>Fight Club two, three, music, Watching.

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<v Speaker 1>Going and My Hair more often.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you look like an anime character.

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<v Speaker 1>You look like when people are lighting candles and then

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<v Speaker 1>their hair sits up far but they get it out

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<v Speaker 1>before their whole head goes.

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<v Speaker 4>Since I have this photo and to something and we

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<v Speaker 4>took this photo that I'm like kind of afraid of

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<v Speaker 4>bringing up on the podcast because we both I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know what was going on with the lighting, but we

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<v Speaker 4>both look so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I know what you're talking about. It's really gross

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<v Speaker 1>and you have to insert it. It's so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm using that as them Instagram promo pick because it's.

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<v Speaker 4>It's it's literally it looks like Drew got hit by lightning.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you know what it is. It's for the first

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<v Speaker 1>time that in real life. So I'm honestly glad.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude I saw that. I saw me. I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>I literally just look like a toe.

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<v Speaker 2>You you know, you know the movie like the dude

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<v Speaker 2>that made a bunch of movies like recreating entire franchises

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<v Speaker 2>with their thumbs. It was like the thumb Wars.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I look like.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we look like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and yeah, I'm embarrassed, becau I've been hitting this

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<v Speaker 1>stupid fucking jewel. Oh my god, I freaked out because

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I lost it and I was actually so

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<v Speaker 1>sad about losing my red one jewel as MR from

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<v Speaker 1>somebody who made fun of people who used vapes for

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<v Speaker 1>five years and now loves having her jewel.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah the mic isn't.

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<v Speaker 3>That?

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<v Speaker 2>Da da da da da da da lady?

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<v Speaker 1>Alright, work okay, bye da da da.

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