Speaker 1: So we're really late on this episode. I was onmosted
Speaker 1: to not do an episode this week. Welcome to the works,
Speaker 1: incroso late, so I'm stuck staying. I'm stuck staring at
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 2: I don't like Wait one second, one second?
Speaker 1: Can you shut up?
Speaker 2: I'm taking an order. Damn one second. Hi, Welcome to McDonald's.
Speaker 2: What can I get for you? Big and greedy? You
Speaker 2: want a big mac and a tim peace nugget? Is
Speaker 2: it just for you or your family?
Speaker 1: What is he doing? I thought you were in Texas?
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, you actually want to fight? You actually want
Speaker 2: to fight right now? Hold on, let me meet him.
Speaker 2: This bitch is a fucking bitch. She's meaning such a bitch.
Speaker 2: Brouh Oh you heard that. You heard that. I don't
Speaker 2: give a fuck if you heard that. Pull up, hell,
Speaker 2: pull up.
Speaker 1: Don't fight. Don't fight, Please, don't fight, Please don't fight.
Speaker 1: Why are you there? Where are you? Oh?
Speaker 3: My god?
Speaker 1: Where it's he?
Speaker 4: I think he went to fight the patron up? Dude?
Speaker 3: What the.
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: I just got my fucking ass beat. I hate this job, bitch,
Speaker 2: this fucking job.
Speaker 4: Where did you get your ass beat by a ghost?
Speaker 1: What the fuck just happened. Hello, are you frozen?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: We're back. Damn I look big and strong right now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I got a job at McDonald's. That's what I do
Speaker 2: when I come back to Texas.
Speaker 1: Dude, I thought you went back to Texas to see
Speaker 1: your family. Why do you have a job. Why did
Speaker 1: you get like a job at a Donald's.
Speaker 2: I need to subsidize my income when I'm here. I'm
Speaker 2: not really working, so I just am addicted to the grind,
Speaker 2: you know. I just like getting money. I like getting
Speaker 2: that bag, I like getting that bread.
Speaker 1: Why are you? Oh are you packing warners right now? Honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty impressed by like your multitasking skills. Like that's
Speaker 1: honestly pretty impressive.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, in like three days i've been here, I
Speaker 2: actually worked up to manager, so I kind of make
Speaker 2: my own schedule and I can do whatever I want
Speaker 2: someone quick, really quick.
Speaker 1: Do you think that, Like, do you think like your
Speaker 1: place on the internet gave you like more opportunity for that?
Speaker 1: Because I'm just sure why they would like promote you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also, like everyone here is like addicted to
Speaker 2: meth so oha, and yeah, I was just like I
Speaker 2: told them I'm the leader and they were like, oh,
Speaker 2: you are the leader, and I just have that natural charisma,
Speaker 2: you know it, Like both of y'all know what I'm
Speaker 2: talking about.
Speaker 1: Are you putting anyone on the schedule though? Because your
Speaker 1: kitchen looks like dead empty?
Speaker 2: I got the tile floor everything. Uh yeah, no, I'm
Speaker 2: the only one here right now. Actually that's why it's
Speaker 2: like kind of active.
Speaker 1: Well, how are you gonna do the podcast and like
Speaker 1: fulfill orders?
Speaker 2: Wait? What can you hear me? Sorry one second second,
Speaker 2: I have to mute the mute the beeping because it
Speaker 2: actually if y'all don't know that, shit gets on my nerves. Bruh.
Speaker 2: It's like actually, so laugh.
Speaker 1: Well if you mute it, then how are you gonna
Speaker 1: know that? Like things are what fuck are those beats? Actually?
Speaker 1: Like does anybody a McDonald's, Like no, Like, what are
Speaker 1: those beeps for?
Speaker 2: Noise? Please? I think it's like probably Oh yeah. Also, yes,
Speaker 2: my skin is giving today. It's not grease. It's just
Speaker 2: I'm an actual glowy doey look like I love my.
Speaker 1: Every time we do the podcast on Zoom, you have
Speaker 1: to say something about your skin, Like you have to
Speaker 1: make your own comment about the way you look.
Speaker 2: Well, if I'm insecure about something and I attack it first,
Speaker 2: it gives me. Yeah, I control the narrative and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I see it before you. So it's like not me,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm always for getting jokes about my my huge stick.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, sorry, were you going to say that? Sorry?
Speaker 2: You're not doing anything. You're literally faking like you got business.
Speaker 4: I'm tak Yeah.
Speaker 3: OK.
Speaker 1: Do people who work remote do that? Do you think
Speaker 1: like they'll be on the computer like, oh, I'm looking
Speaker 1: that up right now and they're just like faking it
Speaker 1: and not doing anything, or do you think they're actually
Speaker 1: working on the computer. Also, stop bringing your laptop to
Speaker 1: a cafe. That's my new take is I think laptops
Speaker 1: should be banned from cafes because why are you taking
Speaker 1: up a whole fucking day. Also, stop doing your zoom
Speaker 1: calls and cafes Like outside, I was outside of a
Speaker 1: cafe in La and this dude gets on. He goes, hey,
Speaker 1: oh no, it's so good to see you all like
Speaker 1: loudest fuck in this cafe, and everybody was just also,
Speaker 1: we're all behind your meeting, like we're there. Oh did
Speaker 1: you move position?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I went to my office.
Speaker 1: Your office kind of just looks like right behind the counter.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is. I mean maybe I love this work.
Speaker 2: I love this job. I love the line of duty.
Speaker 2: I am an essential worker. I give to the community
Speaker 2: and I feed everyone. So we're actually like in the
Speaker 2: southern United States, we actually have the most foot traffic
Speaker 2: of anything.
Speaker 1: It's crazy because you're in Granberry, so there's what like
Speaker 1: thirty people there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a lot. All thirty of those people
Speaker 2: eat thirty six thousand times a day.
Speaker 1: I was saying today on the way home because the
Speaker 1: McDonald by my house was fucking packed and it was
Speaker 1: literally twelve on the dot. I was like, damn, I
Speaker 1: can't believe some people make the cognitive decision to like
Speaker 1: eat McDonald's as one of their first meals of the day.
Speaker 1: And then I remembered I lived with d Drew, and that.
Speaker 4: Is why are you wearing that wig?
Speaker 2: It's not a wig? Sorry, I was fixing.
Speaker 1: Actually a two pay. He just had to shave the
Speaker 1: top of it, so the rest of it is his.
Speaker 2: Hair I got. I actually don't fucking call my hair
Speaker 2: a wig. Bit it's a two pay. I get that
Speaker 2: shit straight, Like like.
Speaker 1: I'm not even fucking different wigs for girls. Two pays
Speaker 1: of for men other than your job, your house, Texas.
Speaker 2: Ben, I worked at my dad's job for a little
Speaker 2: bit today. Luna is the sweetest baby ever. My mom has.
Speaker 2: My grandma has cancer. I explored the ocean a little bit.
Speaker 2: It's been pretty sure.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, because you can say something about your grandma,
Speaker 1: be like, those are just a few of the good
Speaker 1: things that have happened here.
Speaker 2: No, my grandma's fine. She's lovely.
Speaker 4: I love her.
Speaker 2: She's a great woman. I went and saw her for
Speaker 2: the first time in a while, and yeah, she's great.
Speaker 2: She was happy to see the baby. You're really happy
Speaker 2: to see the baby. All of the people in the
Speaker 2: rehabilitation place when they see a child enter that building,
Speaker 2: like their instincts kick in and they all want to
Speaker 2: hold it and touch it and look at it and
Speaker 2: play with it and shit. So it's just really cute
Speaker 2: seeing like all the old elderly people like want to
Speaker 2: take care of a baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it couldn't be me, though, I just like don't
Speaker 1: fall under that like weird like matriarchal, like yeah, slight thing,
Speaker 1: like I just thought true, Like I see a baby,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I want to fucking hit it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know what I realized is the sexual revolution it
Speaker 2: actually didn't fail because they've always had prostitutes.
Speaker 1: What do you think the first time someone got paid
Speaker 1: for sex was, dude, like.
Speaker 2: The year like one hundred, Yeah, Adam and Eve paid.
Speaker 4: Money. I feel like the next day they were like,
Speaker 4: all right, how do I learn this money?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because but do you think by then people were like
Speaker 1: that horny and couldn't fuck Like there was literally nothing
Speaker 1: else going on. So I would assume for a long
Speaker 1: time people were just fucking for like, oh fuck it
Speaker 1: like your ugliest, like there's literally nothing to do.
Speaker 2: I think women like are genuinely I actually believe this,
Speaker 2: are more like cunning than men, and they like understand
Speaker 2: quicker than men. Yeah, p per So they early on
Speaker 2: realized that like, oh I could make money off of
Speaker 2: this and fuck with the man brain. But that's really
Speaker 2: the only good thing when women have ever done is
Speaker 2: like sell their bodies. That's the only good thing they've
Speaker 2: ever done.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what the hell, dude? Like things we
Speaker 1: have good on their businesses, Like a lot of women
Speaker 1: have Etsy shops.
Speaker 4: Pregnant.
Speaker 2: A lot of people women get pregnant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as a woman, you either do only fans or
Speaker 1: you have an Etsy shop. You're one or the other.
Speaker 2: No, there's some girls the two choices. I've seen a
Speaker 2: few girl bosses. What's the What is a boy boss?
Speaker 2: Is it just a boy or just a boss? We
Speaker 2: need to fix that? So true, we need to fix that.
Speaker 1: Are you going to start implementing that changes. Are you
Speaker 1: just going to say there needs to be a change
Speaker 1: with no action?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, call me call me a boy boss, call
Speaker 2: me a boy.
Speaker 4: On a female sexuality? Do you know how prostitutes like
Speaker 4: didn't get pregnant in like medieval times and.
Speaker 2: Shit, not enough sugar in the diet?
Speaker 4: Okay, I have, like genuinely, I've genuinely been wondering, like
Speaker 4: how the fuck do you not get pregnant?
Speaker 2: I okay being a prostitute because you.
Speaker 1: Start wrestling with your homegirls playing in it, just start
Speaker 1: fucking mud wrestling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like it might have just been harder
Speaker 2: to get pregnant back then. Like now we have just
Speaker 2: so much technology. But actually we haven't changed anything. I
Speaker 2: don't know, but that's a good segue because we've all
Speaker 2: seen it. We've all seen each other's partners asking how
Speaker 2: much they think about the Roman Empire blah blah blah
Speaker 2: blah blah. I'm one hundred percent positive. Ninety eight percent
Speaker 2: of the men are lying. However, I fall on that
Speaker 2: two percent. I do think about the Roman Empire fairly often. Kai,
Speaker 2: how about you? How long much do you think about
Speaker 2: the Roman Empire?
Speaker 4: Probably like every other day?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay? And Andy, how much do you think Is that.
Speaker 1: A real answer, though, or are you just saying that?
Speaker 4: No? I honestly, my real answer is like once every
Speaker 4: every ten days. I think about it, yeah, because I
Speaker 4: think about like how the United States is like a
Speaker 4: collapsing empire, and I'm like, oh, what is it like
Speaker 4: to live in a collapsing empire? Like I wonder if
Speaker 4: they saw the signs, you know, like their currency was
Speaker 4: being inflated. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I'm on the same wave length. I think
Speaker 2: about it like once every hour probably.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, wait is it good to think about it more?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: For me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I believe so. But I just sounds
Speaker 2: like once every like day is good and anything more
Speaker 2: than that is like really low. But what are you
Speaker 2: going to say in.
Speaker 1: You I was gonna say it just sounds like I's
Speaker 1: trying to change his answer because he wants to know
Speaker 1: if it's going to make him seem smart.
Speaker 4: Like no, no, But is it good to think about it?
Speaker 2: I think yeah. I mean I even go as far
Speaker 2: as like every minute I'm thinking.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, because I do think about it every day.
Speaker 4: I think about it. At first, I said every ten
Speaker 4: days because I was like, literally think about the Roman Empire.
Speaker 4: But I feel like just thinking about empires in general,
Speaker 4: it's kind of like goes hand in hand. I'm constantly
Speaker 4: thinking about like power being passed down from generations.
Speaker 1: You know, wait, is Roman Empire code word for your
Speaker 1: mom's kouchi? Because if that is the case, then yes,
Speaker 1: I am thinking about it all the time.
Speaker 2: And if Kai is thinking about it every hour, that's
Speaker 2: kind of weird. Actually I'm not.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. He has an obsession. I just
Speaker 1: think about it like before I go to sleep, because
Speaker 1: I'm like, I wish I had.
Speaker 2: Some that's actually really really interesting, kay, that you would
Speaker 2: think about your mom's bajaney at not like hour.
Speaker 4: I'm not thinking about that.
Speaker 2: Okay. Well, anyway, let's let's move on, So I prepared
Speaker 2: a quiz for NYA to see how much.
Speaker 1: You have to give contacts. Like It's so annoying because,
Speaker 1: like I, from the beginning of the podcast have said
Speaker 1: that I have emotional intelligence, no academic intelligence, and then
Speaker 1: when I show that, people are like, damn, she is
Speaker 1: fucking stupid, and it's like, no, I'm not stupid. Sorry,
Speaker 1: my light keeps turning off because I'm literally in prison
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, don't let these evil people dim your light. Wow,
Speaker 2: don't let him. Huh, don't let him?
Speaker 1: Okay did you make that up?
Speaker 2: Or he's quite literally yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I don't know anything about the Roman Empire.
Speaker 1: I wish I remember exactly. Our conversation about it went.
Speaker 1: You're like, because I just didn't know what it was.
Speaker 2: I was like, what, Like, yeah, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 2: I just know. Like I was like, I know a
Speaker 2: lot about it. I don't think about it like super
Speaker 2: super frequently frequently, but I do like have knowledge on
Speaker 2: it that I just retained from like school and just
Speaker 2: other fucking like video essays and shit. And then you
Speaker 2: were like, I literally know nothing about it, and like
Speaker 2: I asked you, like where the Roman Empire even was,
Speaker 2: and like you were like, I literally Greece, Yeah, and
Speaker 2: you said Greece, So I mean.
Speaker 1: Girl, they were at Meconos and Caicos, that's where they
Speaker 1: had it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, they flew.
Speaker 1: What's Drake's airline? Oh a Drake. They flew air Drake
Speaker 1: to the Miconos and the Roman Empire collapsing was like
Speaker 1: a group of home girls who went to Miami and
Speaker 1: one of them wasn't splitting the bill every night, so
Speaker 1: then they like broke apart as a friend group when
Speaker 1: they went back to where they were living. And that
Speaker 1: to me is like that would be the equivalent explanation
Speaker 1: of the Roman Empire collapsing.
Speaker 2: Wake Kai, have you ever flown Drake airways?
Speaker 4: No? Right, No, I flew when it was still called
Speaker 4: Backshots air.
Speaker 2: No you haven't. I was just asking because me and
Speaker 2: Nya were just on it. That's how we got to Texas.
Speaker 1: And yeah, so like everybody knows that once you have
Speaker 1: sex with Drake, like you've already signed an NDA and
Speaker 1: like you can't even say that.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, he bought me a house.
Speaker 4: Are you serious? But you guys are talking about it.
Speaker 1: Well, he didn't say why he bought him a house.
Speaker 1: That's just our friend and he bought him a house.
Speaker 1: Why do you have to assume he did something like you,
Speaker 1: you're just nasty and you give up your body for
Speaker 1: no return.
Speaker 4: Mmm, I got I got like tickets to a show.
Speaker 1: They were gree he gives out.
Speaker 2: No, Drake is actually evil, Like the more I think
Speaker 2: about it, he's actually a wicked, wicked person. Like I'm like,
Speaker 2: he's like a super villain and shit like Actually, but anyways,
Speaker 2: let's get into the Roman empire quiz. Okay, I'm going
Speaker 2: to give you multiple choice, and then you have to
Speaker 2: pick from the multiple choice. Okay, who founded Rome? Romulus
Speaker 2: ulysses As grant for Artemis?
Speaker 1: Girl, None of those are real names.
Speaker 2: Again, Romulus ulysses s grant for an Artemis?
Speaker 1: Is it the second one?
Speaker 2: No, it's Romulus.
Speaker 1: Okay, who the fuck knows that?
Speaker 4: Swear?
Speaker 1: I fucking know that, bitch. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Who is commonly regarded as the last though illegitimate Western
Speaker 2: Roman emperor Georgie and Augusta a more Socratico Octavia Cortes
Speaker 2: or Romulus Augustulus.
Speaker 1: The last name is not a real name, Like, you
Speaker 1: can't tell me that last.
Speaker 2: Name, Well, which one is it?
Speaker 3: Bitch? I don't know a b.
Speaker 2: Georgia and Augusta is a name I made up a
Speaker 2: more Socratico is like gay in Italian whatever, and then
Speaker 2: Octavia Cortes is AOC and the one you thought I
Speaker 2: made up, Ramia Alyss Augustalys is the real one.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's not a real name. That's like not. They
Speaker 1: were just like making noises.
Speaker 2: And every everyone's just making noises that if you think
Speaker 2: about it. Okay, which Roman emperor self adopted a title
Speaker 2: that means restorer of worlds? Barnabas Collins, YAO.
Speaker 1: Mean no, bit's not Barnabas Ulian.
Speaker 2: Or Yannis Antintakumpo.
Speaker 1: I can't tell where, like the option starts.
Speaker 2: And ends like, okay, Barnabas Collins a b YAO mean
Speaker 2: ce Erulian d Yannis Antintokumpo.
Speaker 1: Bitch, I'm gonna say, see you're.
Speaker 2: Right a celebrate all right. Yannis Antokumpo is a really
Speaker 2: good basketball player, Yao ming is a really good basketball player.
Speaker 2: And Barnabas Collins, I literally don't know who that is.
Speaker 2: My dad said to put it down, so I did.
Speaker 2: Which ancient Roman city was destroyed after the eruption of
Speaker 2: Mount Vesuvius.
Speaker 1: Bitch, Pompeii, whatever the fuck, Like, don't play with me,
Speaker 1: don't get I gave them easy.
Speaker 2: I gave him the easy one. Well, also, do you
Speaker 2: want me to go on my.
Speaker 1: Little I only even know about Pompey because of that
Speaker 1: picture of the statuetor ass.
Speaker 2: Up, so I look it up. I'm gonna bring that
Speaker 2: up and my ship, like that's fucked up.
Speaker 1: I literally didn't know that. I didn't know that Pompeii
Speaker 1: was real. Like I thought that was like a mythical
Speaker 1: thing that someone made up, Like no, whatever the fuck,
Speaker 1: And then I saw the picture of the statue, and
Speaker 1: then I think I said it to you. This was
Speaker 1: also last year, mind you, I didn't know that she
Speaker 1: was real.
Speaker 2: I have it written you can't see because of the
Speaker 2: green screen, but I have it written down, Pompeii if
Speaker 2: it happened to day and being because I'm about to
Speaker 2: go on a crazy Pompeii rant. But Pompey freaks me
Speaker 2: the fuck out because, like it was two thousand years ago,
Speaker 2: but it was like hella fucking civilized. Like you can
Speaker 2: see how they lived very very clearly without like much
Speaker 2: erosion because like it was so like frozen in time
Speaker 2: because of the like blast whatever the ash that like
Speaker 2: laid upon it, and like it was so civilized that
Speaker 2: like there were like people who had like second like
Speaker 2: stories that they would rent out to people and people
Speaker 2: would live up there. They had like restaurants attached to
Speaker 2: their house, so they would like live inside the house
Speaker 2: and walk outside and prepare food for these restaurants. And
Speaker 2: they they had like fast food places and shit. Like
Speaker 2: it was like actually Hella advanced, and there was like
Speaker 2: actually one restaurant which was considered like the nicer restaurant
Speaker 2: of Pompeii that would serve like delicacies and like rare
Speaker 2: meats for Italy at the time. And they were like
Speaker 2: in the eruption, like one of the pieces of meat
Speaker 2: that were frozen was Drew Phillips's giant fucking penis wing
Speaker 2: and they would eat on that shit all the time.
Speaker 1: Wait, if that's what they eat, then what do you
Speaker 1: use to have sex and stuff?
Speaker 2: We do we can move on, but no, actually it
Speaker 2: was they would eat giraffe, Like they found giraffe meat
Speaker 2: and bones in Pompeii, where they're like not native, so
Speaker 2: they were like bringing giraffes over and feeding them to
Speaker 2: people in sea urchin, which like, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 4: We did they have toilets and shit.
Speaker 2: I couldn't figure out if they had toilets. I think
Speaker 2: they shit in buckets and then poured it into the
Speaker 2: middle of the street because they had like these canals
Speaker 2: like between sidewalks and then they had like bridges over them,
Speaker 2: and like they had bridges so people could cross the
Speaker 2: street without walking in like shitty like dysentery infected water
Speaker 2: and shit.
Speaker 1: But bro, that is literally so fucking nasty to not
Speaker 1: have a toilet, Like I would be pissed. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: if I woke up to mom and I was like
Speaker 1: in the middle of fucking France in like eighteen who
Speaker 1: knows what the fuck and it just smelt like shit.
Speaker 2: And fucking doodoo, like all smelled like shit.
Speaker 1: How did we not die?
Speaker 3: Like what?
Speaker 1: Like, how do you like die? From that?
Speaker 4: Back TOI like age life expectancy was like twenty eight
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, we were hella, Like I was an old
Speaker 2: man back then, Loki like like six and seven year
Speaker 2: olds were like rulers of kingdoms like it was. It
Speaker 2: was really insane back then. But this is also crazy.
Speaker 2: So you know, like the statues of the people that
Speaker 2: were like killed by the blast, like that were frozen
Speaker 2: by the ash. Like there is a literal picture of
Speaker 2: a dude frozen in time beating his meat because he
Speaker 2: wanted to like climax right before the That can't be real. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's real. Look up the picture. I'm not even fucking playing.
Speaker 1: Why don't you send it to me?
Speaker 2: Okay, I literally will guy jerking.
Speaker 4: Oh it is um two thousand year old masturbating pump.
Speaker 1: Yeah that can't be real.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Feel like it's he's desecrated enough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he's two thousand years old. If I'm not,
Speaker 2: if my video footage of me beating off isn't like
Speaker 2: blasted by the time, yeah, that's his rose toy. Well,
Speaker 2: like they need to.
Speaker 1: Start on the Bachelor. Instead of giving like actual roses,
Speaker 1: they need to start giving those roses.
Speaker 2: Rose toy level three. That shit hurts, let me tell you.
Speaker 2: On a yep, but actually to ruin the vibe, he
Speaker 2: when he died, his muscles like were heated up and
Speaker 2: melted in a way that like made him like jerk
Speaker 2: and like move his body and contort his body into
Speaker 2: a position he wasn't in, so like he wasn't jerking off.
Speaker 2: It just looks like it.
Speaker 4: But that would also be such a crazy response to
Speaker 4: a volcano explosion.
Speaker 2: It starts beating me. It's like that one joke where
Speaker 2: it's like like my teacher said, like teacher be like, oh,
Speaker 2: the boat is fifteen feet long, me in the back
Speaker 2: of the class feet and starts like jerking off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but also there's impression of jerking off.
Speaker 1: It was crazy. You're literally at work, Like, I can't
Speaker 1: believe you're doing that in the workplace.
Speaker 2: Why you have to bring that shit up? I forgot
Speaker 2: I was at work, bro, Like you brought me back
Speaker 2: into the fucking groups of capitalism immediately.
Speaker 1: Bro, like something you know so you don't get fired.
Speaker 2: This shit is actually rough, this shit has actually.
Speaker 1: Well, I can't believe that there's people.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait, wait, I have I have a few
Speaker 2: more Pompeii facts that I really have to say. I
Speaker 2: really have to say them. I swear to God, I
Speaker 2: swear to God. I swear, and then we'll get into
Speaker 2: the music shit. But the brothels in Pompeii were like
Speaker 2: fucking lit y'all like they were crazy. So basically yes, basically,
Speaker 2: oh wait, the guy jerking off was literally Kai, by
Speaker 2: the way, that's like how I imagine Kay would die
Speaker 2: in pump It. But you would walk through this town
Speaker 2: and you'd see like giant penis statues everywhere pointing in
Speaker 2: this specific direction, and so like in the ground you'd
Speaker 2: see like rock penises, and on the wall you'd see
Speaker 2: like penises like pointing in a direction. And they would
Speaker 2: all lead you to these brothels. And when you got
Speaker 2: into the brothel, you'd like get into this room with
Speaker 2: like a bunch of so like imagine like a square room,
Speaker 2: and then like on the side there's like a bunch
Speaker 2: of offshoot rooms with like just a single doorway, and
Speaker 2: you look up and you see like the most beautiful
Speaker 2: fresco paintings you've ever seen in your life, like true
Speaker 2: like Roman emprior like paintings like on the wall, just
Speaker 2: like gorgeous, Like they don't make them like they used to.
Speaker 2: Above each of the doorways, and it would be like
Speaker 2: different sex positions and you would choose it was like
Speaker 2: a menu, and you would look up and you would choose,
Speaker 2: like which position you want to hit it from and
Speaker 2: like for me, like I give backshots.
Speaker 1: I love it, but you can only pick one position.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, so you pick a position and then
Speaker 2: the girl would be waiting in there like ready to
Speaker 2: get back shots. Like it was crazy and shot crazy because.
Speaker 1: Recently I was getting something like that printed for our house.
Speaker 1: So since there's a long hallway to you and Joss's room,
Speaker 1: so that our guests walking down to you and Josh's
Speaker 1: room could pick one and they usually give me money,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, just go in there and do it.
Speaker 2: Is that why I kept that shit kept happening?
Speaker 1: Yes, and you love it? I mean you were down, so.
Speaker 2: Yeah I was down. I thought I was just getting
Speaker 2: natural play, but like no.
Speaker 1: No, they were paying me to hit. But since you're
Speaker 1: like just open for the look, it's just like.
Speaker 2: A difference for you. Well, now we can ensure the
Speaker 2: POMPEII if it happened today, meme. But yeah, then it
Speaker 2: made me start freaking out because all of the houses
Speaker 2: around us right now are made of like plastic and
Speaker 2: cardboard and like paper, and like it's going to be
Speaker 2: melted to the elements and everything that's on earth right
Speaker 2: now will be Kai has flies in his room. I
Speaker 2: hate moth so much.
Speaker 1: Is not humid it's his pants?
Speaker 4: Didn't we did? Rubbed it on something else? Continue he did?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah. So our houses now are like made of like
Speaker 2: plastic and cardboard and are just going to melt to
Speaker 2: the elements and everything we live in now will never
Speaker 2: exist again.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, what happens? What is?
Speaker 2: Oh so I'm fucking boring, bruh. I talked for five here.
Speaker 1: Talking about the Roman Empire and Pompeii.
Speaker 2: How many times? Oh this is a good this is
Speaker 2: a good fact, and this is the last one, genuinely.
Speaker 2: How many times was Caesar stabbed twenty three, thirty one,
Speaker 2: twenty one or fifty seven, fifty seven?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say fifty seven because I'm assuming someone was pissed.
Speaker 2: No, it was twenty three. But listen to this, you'll
Speaker 2: love this. Andy. The song IDEs of March is literally
Speaker 2: because it the saying IDEs of March was because Brute
Speaker 2: stabs Caesar twenty three times, and so the IDEs of
Speaker 2: March song that we really like is based off of
Speaker 2: etsu brute Caesar getting stabbed.
Speaker 1: Wait, really, I thought it was Agua the Marx.
Speaker 2: No, it's IDEs of March. I'm pretty sure unless I
Speaker 2: just like literally made all that.
Speaker 1: Shut up, No, it's yeah, it's I want the mark.
Speaker 2: Wait no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Waters of March.
Speaker 2: Oh damn yeah, never mind.
Speaker 1: You know all this about some stuff that doesn't even
Speaker 1: apply to today's life. And that's why you're a fucking bump.
Speaker 2: I trying to make history interesting to you.
Speaker 4: You made history.
Speaker 1: No, it's fucking boring. Like I literally just don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck, like it has nothing to do with me.
Speaker 1: It literally has nothing to do with me. Like what
Speaker 1: like if swear me knowing about the Roman Empire, bitch,
Speaker 1: if chit collapses, now we're all gonna be scared and
Speaker 1: confused anyway. So me knowing about the Roman Empire, what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna know where to hide?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What am I gonna learn?
Speaker 2: No, No, it's just to pass the time.
Speaker 1: If society collapse, I would just fucking kill myself. And
Speaker 1: that's what they should have done the second that fucking
Speaker 1: volcano erupted, Bitch, I would killed myself. Like what, you're
Speaker 1: gonna die anyway?
Speaker 2: Crawling around on the floor. It's actually like hell scary.
Speaker 1: There's something in the McDonald's walking around.
Speaker 2: A rodent? Okay, what were you saying about music though?
Speaker 1: Oh, I was just gonna say that it's crazy how like?
Speaker 1: So for me, I understand that, like music is a spectrum,
Speaker 1: especially on a consumer level. I haven't been feeling as
Speaker 1: good being in Miami, and I'm like, what's missing? What's missing?
Speaker 1: And it's because I don't have any gay people around me?
Speaker 1: So I don't have Drew around me. Yeah? Yeah, how
Speaker 1: fast you were like this?
Speaker 2: You're like, bro, I'm literally straight, Bro, Like, what's funny is?
Speaker 1: I thought about that joke before I got on here,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, I'm gonna stop because like,
Speaker 1: I make way too many gay jokes and it's not
Speaker 1: fucking funny. But I, oh, we have to insert the
Speaker 1: gay police. Fuck it, I'm gonna call the gay police.
Speaker 1: We got gay police cars in Miami right now, which
Speaker 1: is like, I don't know if I like that combination,
Speaker 1: Like why are you doing that?
Speaker 2: No, it does feel a little off. It feels like
Speaker 2: police cars. No, they got puzzle pieces all over the
Speaker 2: police cars.
Speaker 1: That was cracking up because while I was like taking
Speaker 1: the video of the cop car, another cop car passed
Speaker 1: right after. I was like, fuck, I wish I got
Speaker 1: the other cop car because I wanted to be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: so do I call gay police or normal police? Which one?
Speaker 2: But most where are we going to say? I keep going, Oh,
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: Just gonna say that I've been really scared of my
Speaker 1: TikTok timeline recently because I fucked up and there have
Speaker 1: been people who were like sponsoring their really bad music
Speaker 1: on TikTok and I keep saving it or sending it
Speaker 1: to friends because I think it's funny. But now all
Speaker 1: of my ads on TikTok are really bad music, like
Speaker 1: really bad music. And then it was freaking me up
Speaker 1: because I'm like, damn dude, music can make you feel
Speaker 1: so fucking good, or it can make you feel the
Speaker 1: way this shit makes me feel, which is so weird,
Speaker 1: and it feels like, oh my god. Music is literally
Speaker 1: like it tapped into such an intense like sense of
Speaker 1: like the human mind, because we all know, like smell
Speaker 1: is one of the like most like prominent senses, Like
Speaker 1: it's the most I think it's the sense that I'm
Speaker 1: around you. That's what the fuck did you just say?
Speaker 2: You stink bitch, you fucking reek. Most heterosexual men, most
Speaker 2: heterosexual men are attracted to men that sense queen. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know. It's like men just are like ooh, like
Speaker 2: I want a girl who I can sit with and
Speaker 2: drink a beer and watch the sports game with. I
Speaker 2: want like a girl who will go to the bar
Speaker 2: with me and like let me talk to girls and
Speaker 2: shit like, no, you want a man. You want to
Speaker 2: data man, and.
Speaker 1: Men are like men are the most obsessed with like
Speaker 1: the way other men look.
Speaker 2: Like.
Speaker 1: Men are literally taught to look at other men and
Speaker 1: be like that's what you should be. And if you
Speaker 1: look at something long enough, you're gonna be like.
Speaker 2: Like you get big and strong. Ye. No, men get
Speaker 2: big and strong only for other men to like hit
Speaker 2: on them. And literally I'm like, okay, you're attracted the minutes. Okay,
Speaker 2: excuse me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, can you not hear.
Speaker 2: It a little bit barely? Okay. So this is my
Speaker 2: take on stuff like this because I'm like it's like
Speaker 2: hoop dreams. Like I'm like glad that you have like
Speaker 2: a dream to like pursue something, and like I'm glad
Speaker 2: you're creating, and like I really am like like yes,
Speaker 2: like do your thing, but like don't shove it down
Speaker 2: my fucking throat like dead ass, like keep that shit
Speaker 2: to yourself, like that.
Speaker 1: Would be the first time you've ever said that about something,
Speaker 1: are you. Oh, he's he's gonna come back. He's just
Speaker 1: clocking out of work. He'll come back.
Speaker 4: I think him.
Speaker 1: What I didn't even say anything.
Speaker 4: I feel like that might have been too far because
Speaker 4: he hasn't come back. He looked really hurt. I'm just
Speaker 4: saying it looks really hurt.
Speaker 1: That's not my fault, though. It's the things I say
Speaker 1: offend you, like just like ignor and keep it pushing.
Speaker 1: That's how should be, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I think that's fair.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm wrong. I'm wrong. Oh my god, ue
Speaker 1: your trackras on We can see your eye, you.
Speaker 4: Can see you live? Yeah, well we're not live.
Speaker 1: We're never alive.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah we need to cut that.
Speaker 4: For real, bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah you looked cake the fuck up? Did I?
Speaker 2: Actually?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, thank you guys. What is going on with
Speaker 2: this mouse? What going on?
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's just been freaking me out because I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: music really does tap into your brain chemistry and do
Speaker 1: does something to you. Because when I hear a sad song,
Speaker 1: it actually makes me sad, like vice versa happy songs
Speaker 1: take you happy, bah blah. We all know that. But
Speaker 1: hearing bad music makes me feel like I'm going to
Speaker 1: kill somebody. Like it literally feels like it's literally like
Speaker 1: a like a government operation. Like it feels like someone's
Speaker 1: trying to hack into my brain, like someone's trying to
Speaker 1: get back there. They're trying to find something that they
Speaker 1: shouldn't know. Like that's what bad music feels like to me.
Speaker 1: Like that's why they play bad music in Forever twenty
Speaker 1: one and H and M and all those fucking stores,
Speaker 1: because they want you to go in there, lose yourself,
Speaker 1: you lose connection to who you are, and then you're
Speaker 1: just picking stuff up to buy it because they're trying
Speaker 1: to get into your brain.
Speaker 2: Yeah fuck, what was I gonna say? Damn it?
Speaker 4: Oh my fuck?
Speaker 2: Oh have you ever read my letterboxed movie review for
Speaker 2: that like movie about the girl in school but basically
Speaker 2: like I wrote like a review about this movie that
Speaker 2: was like so fucking bad, like you know me, like
Speaker 2: fangirls what it's called. It's actually about a girl who's
Speaker 2: a fan. But anyways, I like watched this movie like
Speaker 2: I watched bad movies all the time for fun, Like
Speaker 2: I literally love a bad movie as much as a
Speaker 2: good movie. Like literally they're so funny. They're like just
Speaker 2: as much fun as like watching a good movie action
Speaker 2: movie or comedy whatever. That's how this movie made me
Speaker 2: feel in you know, like I felt like I was
Speaker 2: like literally going through like opium withdrawals. Like my body
Speaker 2: was like fully restless. I was like my skin was crawling.
Speaker 2: I started sweating and getting nauseous, and then I had
Speaker 2: like really gnarly diarrhea. But like I'm not even fucking
Speaker 2: and kidding, Like it literally is like a psychological operation, bro.
Speaker 2: Like it literally, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Like the creators of like horror movies need to get
Speaker 1: together with people who just make incredibly bad movies. But
Speaker 1: the people who make the worst movies are the people
Speaker 1: who are the most passionate about it. Like does that
Speaker 1: make sense? Because there's some bad movies where it's like
Speaker 1: the middle ground, like Hallmark ass Movie, where it's like whatever,
Speaker 1: But the best worst movies ever is somebody who for
Speaker 1: some reason has a little bit of a budget but
Speaker 1: doesn't know how to spend it and is extremely passionate,
Speaker 1: like too passionate, and they already feel like in their mind.
Speaker 1: They're like, I have the mind of a mastermind, and
Speaker 1: nobody wants to put me on, and I'm gonna put myself.
Speaker 2: On, honest and those I was gonna say it honestly
Speaker 2: feels like that might be why I like certain bad
Speaker 2: movies a lot, because like literally I say it all
Speaker 2: the time, and this isn't like a hot take and
Speaker 2: everyone knows this, but like you can like sense passion
Speaker 2: in projects, and like I really really like if someone's
Speaker 2: giving like a good, good, actual effort in something to
Speaker 2: create something like I will tune in and I will
Speaker 2: give it a fucking chance, and even if it's fucking terrible,
Speaker 2: Like I can feel your passion in this, and I
Speaker 2: can feel that, like you really do mean well and
Speaker 2: you're trying to make something good. And I think that
Speaker 2: might be why that might that might be the reason
Speaker 2: why I like bad movies partially.
Speaker 1: That's how I felt about the Barbie movie, Like it's
Speaker 1: just like I never saw it. I can feel your passion,
Speaker 1: but I just like, don't fuck with your vibe. That's
Speaker 1: my new saying is I can feel your passion, but
Speaker 1: I just don't fuck with your vibe.
Speaker 4: Damn, did you really not see Barbie. True.
Speaker 2: No, it's a personality trait for me. Now it's like
Speaker 2: I've never seen it.
Speaker 1: I really wanted that to be my vibe because that's
Speaker 1: how I am with like like Harry Potter and stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm like, never seen it, never will my life, never
Speaker 1: seen it, never will.
Speaker 2: Wait, you haven't seen Twilight?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed to watch it. My parents thought it
Speaker 1: was fucking brea. They were like, no, that's it's evil.
Speaker 1: They literally were like, no, that shit's evil. They're sex
Speaker 1: weird demons. No, so I wasn't allowed to watch Twilight.
Speaker 2: Miss is Brewhia.
Speaker 1: Miss Grandma is witchery brew.
Speaker 2: Ha. Oh wow, this is crazy?
Speaker 1: Are people still passing notes in school?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Are kids still passing notes on school and score? Do
Speaker 1: they just have their like iPhones?
Speaker 5: Like they have.
Speaker 2: Neuralink now they literally just like transcoated through like a
Speaker 2: neurallink in plant.
Speaker 1: I guess also, like the fun in us passing notes
Speaker 1: in school was because we didn't have any technology. The
Speaker 1: fuck was that?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Kai, what were you reaching for? Could you get that
Speaker 2: mouth off your wall or sticking out to where were
Speaker 2: we were reaching for?
Speaker 4: It wasn't a sticky note it was. It was the
Speaker 4: mark where the moth was left on my wall. I
Speaker 4: like smash it against the wall and I'm just been
Speaker 4: looking at it.
Speaker 1: What can you My bills have been affected because my
Speaker 1: lights keep going on and off.
Speaker 2: The bills has literally been effected.
Speaker 4: Why do you want me to reach over the camera, bro?
Speaker 1: Because he wants to smell you. He's trying to smell
Speaker 1: you through the fucking screen because he's nasty.
Speaker 2: Y'all make everything fucking weird.
Speaker 1: Bro, you don't think it's weird that your friend reached
Speaker 1: his arm up and you went to go smell his pits.
Speaker 2: I'm not even fucking there, Bro.
Speaker 4: I think I got it.
Speaker 1: You it ew dude. For some reason, this feels so
Speaker 1: like gross.
Speaker 4: I remember those uh those tiktoks of like the hot
Speaker 4: guys on TikTok that would be in there in a
Speaker 4: car and they would like be gripping the head of
Speaker 4: the like the car. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: Guy? This might be your TikTok?
Speaker 1: I know because I've never seen.
Speaker 4: There's always guys and I know you're talking about. Do
Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: They're always on live too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they'd be like you know, like a white thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's craziest y'all know about this, but I've never
Speaker 1: seen this.
Speaker 2: It's the dilemma we were just talking about. Most heterosexual
Speaker 2: men are attracted to men.
Speaker 4: You know what's crazy is that? Like I feel like
Speaker 4: TikTok's just been dick prints for like a year now,
Speaker 4: Like you know, isn't an annoying to just always go
Speaker 4: on TikTok. It's just only dick Prince.
Speaker 1: It's crazy because mine is only pussy prince. It's only
Speaker 1: like girls like with huge camel does. It's so weird, Like.
Speaker 2: Why it's sleep for me? Like getting that money and ship.
Speaker 4: You just have the fourteen year old stock trader.
Speaker 2: And fucking sneak o Aiden ross and stock trading. That's
Speaker 2: been my vibe lately.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's weird?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 1: Just like your Texas Viber? You're gonna bring that vibe
Speaker 1: back to La.
Speaker 2: It's just my like when I'm working at McDonald's vibe.
Speaker 2: I might open a franchise up out in LA though.
Speaker 2: Been thinking about it. I think I need to open
Speaker 2: one like in the big Bear Lake, like put a
Speaker 2: parking lot in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it needs a parking lot. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it needs like a Walmart slash McDonald So it
Speaker 1: needs to be the Walmart with the McDonald's in it.
Speaker 4: How often do you get in fights at the at
Speaker 4: the office every day?
Speaker 2: I have to beat a bitch down every fucking day.
Speaker 2: I'll pull I'll pull anybody's hair like I don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck dog, I'll ripped that fucking tail off witch either.
Speaker 4: It really seems like you work alone. I haven't seen
Speaker 4: any other employees.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: It kind of seems like you just broke into a
Speaker 1: McDonald's and you're just hanging out.
Speaker 2: I cut my fucking finger open cutting. I made a
Speaker 2: bunch of rice crispy treats the other day, and.
Speaker 4: Last night it looks good.
Speaker 2: You can see that, right, And last night I like
Speaker 2: was it was like ten thirty and I had just
Speaker 2: gotten Sonic corn dogs. If you know, you know those
Speaker 2: shit's cakey you eat?
Speaker 1: You eat.
Speaker 2: Like box? Yeah yeah, pussy. So if that's nasty, you're
Speaker 2: just a hater of women. Uh huh, No, I eat terribly.
Speaker 2: I know it's really bad. It's really actually a problem.
Speaker 1: It just constantly shocks me. I was talking to someone
Speaker 1: the other day and I was like, if I didn't
Speaker 1: live with Drew Ridgen only do not think I would
Speaker 1: eat fast food. But living with you, it's just like, okay,
Speaker 1: I could have a real meal, or me and my
Speaker 1: friend can order McDonald's for the eighth time in a row.
Speaker 2: I put you the fuck on to this lifestyle.
Speaker 4: You think you put me on the McDonald's When I
Speaker 4: met Drew, I feel like I only saw you eat
Speaker 4: spherical foods for the first Like.
Speaker 2: You did make fun of me for that.
Speaker 4: It was just like a brown sphere, a red sphere
Speaker 4: with like yellow That was.
Speaker 2: My healthy art. Oh yeah, that was you. You caught
Speaker 2: me in my healthy art.
Speaker 4: Nacho cheese with hot cheetos dust classic, whatever the fuck?
Speaker 2: That was literally classic? What was I saying? Though?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I was eating? I made like literally three trays of
Speaker 2: rice Krispy Treats, and I like freaked it. I did
Speaker 2: like fruity pebbles in one, I did Rice Krispy Treats
Speaker 2: in another, and then I did Rece's puffs in another
Speaker 2: and it was like the res puffs were so fucking good.
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't say shit.
Speaker 2: Oh, I did have a schizophrenic break Like a week ago.
Speaker 2: I texted any about it or called her about it.
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, you called me and told me, and
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, cool, you should go see a psychiatrist.
Speaker 2: I booked an appointment because of it.
Speaker 4: You guys can't hear.
Speaker 1: I need to go really bad too.
Speaker 4: Sound because my roommate makes like Jersey Club music and
Speaker 4: it's just been like that kick the entire.
Speaker 2: Time in the frat house Jersey Club remix and then.
Speaker 4: Yeah, guys, I have twelve roommates by.
Speaker 2: The way, guys in the trenches. But I was cutting
Speaker 2: the Rice Krispy treats last night. It was like the
Speaker 2: last night I was going to eat them because they
Speaker 2: were going to go bad. And I grabbed the knife
Speaker 2: and I put it down and it wasn't cutting through
Speaker 2: the receis pieces, and I was like, damn, these bitches
Speaker 2: got stale already. What the fuck? And so I pushed
Speaker 2: down on it harder and I realized I had the
Speaker 2: knife upside down and I was cutting through my fucking
Speaker 2: finger and I just cut through the tip of my finger.
Speaker 2: Oh you can kind of see it, No, yeah you can, yeah,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I gashed my finger open. I probably need stitches, bro,
Speaker 2: It's keeps bleeding.
Speaker 1: That's embarrassing. You should get a bigger cut and then
Speaker 1: go for the other cut and then be like, oh,
Speaker 1: while you're at it this because if you go for
Speaker 1: stitches for just that, it's going to be really demasculating
Speaker 1: and like embarrassing, and you might as well just thug
Speaker 1: it out and get an infection, because I do.
Speaker 2: I do need to sutra up my pee hole because
Speaker 2: it's just so big.
Speaker 1: Because it's loose, because it just stick your finger in it.
Speaker 2: I love sounding. I'm in the sounding Yeah, that's my vibe.
Speaker 2: You ever seen sounding videos?
Speaker 1: We have no and I don't even want to talk
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 4: Nasty the fork, right, that like aligns your frequencies.
Speaker 2: No, that is sounding, but sounding is when they stick
Speaker 2: like a tube, like a glass tube or a metal rodet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds like it would feel good.
Speaker 1: That's fucking nasty. And that just makes me think about
Speaker 1: the fact that, like, I'm sorry, but I have an
Speaker 1: inherent belief that if you're somebody who's like getting two
Speaker 1: fucking freaking in the bedroom, bitch, you're a freak, Like
Speaker 1: you are weird as fuck to me, and not even
Speaker 1: on some slut shaming shit. I'm literally like can you
Speaker 1: like go into Joeanne's fabrics and find a different hobby?
Speaker 1: Like why is sex your hobby? Like that's just something
Speaker 1: humans do naturally, Like why are you making it like
Speaker 1: your whole lifestyle? You're just like yeah, and here's my
Speaker 1: sex room, your sex room, bitch the beach and enjoyed
Speaker 1: the sun, Like what are you doing?
Speaker 4: I agree with that when people bust out the sex swing,
Speaker 4: I'm like, why just to have sex on a bed? Yeah,
Speaker 4: like conditions on a bed, you don't need a swing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's it's a different thing for me though, Like
Speaker 2: I think y'all are two versions that don't get play
Speaker 2: and when I bring out like my sex toys and
Speaker 2: my fucking swing bed and my dragon egg laying dildough,
Speaker 2: y'all like want to have problems with it.
Speaker 4: But like imagine Drew doing like circusile with a girl.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh of course, yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: Why do you Why do you even need to say that?
Speaker 1: Like we knew that.
Speaker 4: I just I don't know. I feel like just to
Speaker 4: be clear in case anyone was wondering, what.
Speaker 1: The fuck are you playing with?
Speaker 2: Why would ANYBD be wondering it's a zip ti? Why
Speaker 2: would anybody Is that one of your toys. It's one
Speaker 2: of my fidgets.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Is it a sounding tool.
Speaker 1: And you're putting it in your mouth?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay. So I'm at that age now seventeen, about
Speaker 2: to be eighteen, where I can look back on my
Speaker 2: childhood and realized that it wasn't so bad. I was
Speaker 2: just an angsy teenager and I'm made it bad. And
Speaker 2: I remembered this thing that me and my family used
Speaker 2: to do, or specifically, me and my mom and my
Speaker 2: sisters and brothers would do with our friends. And we
Speaker 2: would go to like nearby ponds and go frog hunting,
Speaker 2: and I know, oh my god, he killed frogs? What
Speaker 2: the fuck? No frog hunting. What we would do is
Speaker 2: we would get nets and we.
Speaker 1: Would absolutely no one's.
Speaker 2: Reaction literally everyone was like, wait, what the fuck he
Speaker 2: killed the frogs? No, I never have, never will. I
Speaker 2: love frogs more than anything on this fucking planet. But
Speaker 2: I went to We would go and get really big
Speaker 2: long neck nets. Oh what catch the Yeah, yeah, long
Speaker 2: neck style, big gulp, slurpy straw.
Speaker 1: Girl, where are you going with this?
Speaker 2: We would just catch the frogs and then bring them
Speaker 2: back and pay them in the floor of the shower
Speaker 2: for a day and just take pictures with them and
Speaker 2: play with them, and then we would bring them back
Speaker 2: to the pond and release them. But they were big
Speaker 2: fucking frogs, like literally like bullfrogs, Like when you held
Speaker 2: them by the top, their legs would go this low.
Speaker 2: They were like hello, yeah, And we would just like
Speaker 2: catch them and take pictures and play with them. And
Speaker 2: my dad was like, is petrified of frogs because he
Speaker 2: thinks they're going to like jump in his mouth because
Speaker 2: he has like childhood trauma from a frog jumping in
Speaker 2: his mouth. And he uh, And you really do look
Speaker 2: gorgeous today, Like I'm not even playing like I'm stunned
Speaker 2: by your beauty.
Speaker 1: Oh do you want to see something where I look
Speaker 1: really gorgeous too? For you?
Speaker 2: Is it naked?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: You look like your dad. Bro, you look like you're
Speaker 2: literally old. You're not gonna hit no, thats a fucking
Speaker 2: lutely not like the hell no, Kay, guy is crying laughing.
Speaker 1: This is when I woke up.
Speaker 2: Bruh mhmm, wait, I took a I took a good
Speaker 2: picture too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, would you hit though?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: Jealous? Hold on, that's just what I've been looking like.
Speaker 4: He got back home.
Speaker 1: Oh that wasn't really fast commute get like damn. The
Speaker 1: next topic, how about that.
Speaker 2: Our sex tape? So no, no, no, no, the one
Speaker 2: that we're gonna drop on OnlyFans.
Speaker 1: We have to report it first, but you've been stingy.
Speaker 2: You won't let me hit well, yeah, because I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just when I can't get it up. It's not
Speaker 2: because of you, you know, it's like a me thing.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, did you guys are have sex? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've had sex a few times, a.
Speaker 2: Couple of times. How do you think we made our children?
Speaker 4: All? Right? Of course?
Speaker 2: Me and you were talking about the other day, like
Speaker 2: if it ever gets really really rough for us, like
Speaker 2: if we ever get like down tremendously fucking bad, our
Speaker 2: fallback plan is to literally just man up, woman up
Speaker 2: and do us on camera and release it on OnlyFans.
Speaker 2: And I guarant tea I guarantee it would make two
Speaker 2: million dollars, Like Curiosity carry the cat, No, curiosity killed
Speaker 2: the cat pushing it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, I don't know if we'd make.
Speaker 2: That much over time. I really do think we could
Speaker 2: generate like a good amount of money, because like bruh,
Speaker 2: Like literally think about it, Like we a lot of
Speaker 2: people know our faces, and if people found out we
Speaker 2: did s, they would have to go fucking watch, Like
Speaker 2: you literally would have to like all of all of
Speaker 2: my friends, all of my family, Like literally everyone I
Speaker 2: know would buy that shit for five ninety nine, Like
Speaker 2: literally everyone would Like I don't know, but maybe two
Speaker 2: million is a reach though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I mean you're getting like that, like you're
Speaker 4: getting a huge deal because you guys are it's like
Speaker 4: incest and you're gay and your friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, which one of you us as
Speaker 1: you don't do because Nah and me never me?
Speaker 4: It's okay, sorry, it's hard for me.
Speaker 1: It would never be me. Okay, It's like.
Speaker 4: It's hard for me to keep up with like what
Speaker 4: the narrative is? Just change. It's so fluid every day
Speaker 4: with him.
Speaker 1: I mean me and Drew are both straight. That's why
Speaker 1: we fuck, Like why would we fuck if we're not straight?
Speaker 4: Okay? Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 1: You pushed him to going back to work. I think
Speaker 1: he's back at work. He literally he needed to go
Speaker 1: get his mind off the things that I was back
Speaker 1: at work. Yeah, dude, that was crazy. Why is your
Speaker 1: commute to work, so quick.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm getting in on and ship bro.
Speaker 1: Yo, Yo, why are you back at work? I thought
Speaker 1: you just clocked out Wick.
Speaker 2: I literally just need to get you off things. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm actually gonna have a panic attack like that was crazy.
Speaker 2: I can't hear y'all anymore. Oh wait, why did.
Speaker 4: I turn.
Speaker 1: We're watching your music computer for the first time. Dude,
Speaker 1: your hair you have so much hair that was insane.
Speaker 4: You do have like such insanely dense hair.
Speaker 2: I have them on backwards the whole time.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you feel this true, but I
Speaker 1: want to go back to La so bad.
Speaker 2: I agree. Look, I want to actually miss I actually
Speaker 2: miss La.
Speaker 1: I know, I miss home. That's my home, all right.
Speaker 4: Well, oh guys, I wanted to show you guys something
Speaker 4: before we ended.
Speaker 2: Is your penis.
Speaker 4: I was in your house at three am. Let me see, Oh.
Speaker 2: One, get out of my fucking house.
Speaker 4: So a couple of days ago. But anyway, just why doesn't.
Speaker 2: Matter If you ever enter my house again without my permission,
Speaker 2: I will call the cops.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do it all the cops. I don't give a
Speaker 4: fuck what.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the cops on you.
Speaker 4: Oh up in the rainbow car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, wait Drew.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you haven't watched The Sopranos, this might be a
Speaker 1: spoiler for you, but it's not really. But there was
Speaker 1: an episode with a sexy firefighter who looked exactly like
Speaker 1: the firefighter who was sexy from uh fire putting being
Speaker 1: put out, And I was like, damn, I should have
Speaker 1: had sex with him.
Speaker 2: He was so send me the picture of him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the firefighter in the show was so sexy.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, send me a picture of him. Should I
Speaker 2: do some Drew side up corner? Oh yeah, hold on,
Speaker 2: let me cover up this fucking nasty shiny forehead. There,
Speaker 2: that's better.
Speaker 1: Oh you look disgusting.
Speaker 2: All right. So these are just like a few of
Speaker 2: them are just certified classics that need to be said.
Speaker 2: Women not knowing what to eat is a viscidual memory
Speaker 2: of when men suddenly showed up with whatever food they
Speaker 2: had managed to kill a lot of women going through
Speaker 2: shop flipping shoplifting phases. A lot of women are going
Speaker 2: through shoplifting phases, and this is inherently intertwined with their
Speaker 2: subconscious and the fact that they used to gather berries, nuts,
Speaker 2: and greens.
Speaker 1: Do you think if I use that in court I
Speaker 1: would get away with it? Yeah, depending on what I stole?
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, you can't steal my heart anymore and you
Speaker 2: already have.
Speaker 4: Though, why did that make her go away?
Speaker 2: You don't. I don't even want to talk about it.
Speaker 4: Bro Okay, Oh I hate when you guys do.
Speaker 2: This girls spelled backwards as liar.
Speaker 3: A liar a liar.
Speaker 2: Uber eats prices make you want to dig in your
Speaker 2: butt and eat the same ship from last night. That's
Speaker 2: like one of my favorite Yeah, you sent that one
Speaker 2: to me. I'm pretty sure your butt. Some of y'all
Speaker 2: air pods looking like they were in y'all's ass is
Speaker 2: not your ears.
Speaker 1: That's literally me.
Speaker 4: I ate this.
Speaker 1: Josie had my headphones in Japan.
Speaker 2: And he was like, ew, we put it in the
Speaker 2: video too, or maybe we can all did so fucking
Speaker 2: nasty AirPods. I done eighth this garlic bread from Dollar Tree.
Speaker 2: Now my leg won't move. They should add a feature
Speaker 2: where we can fuck over Instagram. Yes, I'll do one more.
Speaker 2: I got a bunch.
Speaker 1: They should make a close friends that's like OnlyFans, but
Speaker 1: like you can make your close friends pay to see
Speaker 1: you make good on Instagram.
Speaker 2: That's actually a good idea, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Why would I say if it was a bad idea.
Speaker 4: I don't fucking know.
Speaker 2: Bro, all right, we'll end on this one's more for
Speaker 2: you andya, and I forgot to send it to you here,
Speaker 2: I'll actually send it to you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you want me to read it?
Speaker 5: Or yeah?
Speaker 1: People just walk into my room and sit on my
Speaker 1: bed like I don't be scorting there. I'm like, y'all
Speaker 1: can't sit on my bed with your outside clothes. If
Speaker 1: my bed isn't like hardened steal from common swirk, if
Speaker 1: you jump on my bed that she would crack like
Speaker 1: I into a million pieces.
Speaker 2: Sho come everywhere, just fucking come everywhere.
Speaker 1: What's crazy? Is like, no mine? Actually, that's like to explain.
Speaker 2: Well, should we get into media? Yeah, you watch any movies?
Speaker 1: No, but I did have my cousins watch talk to me.
Speaker 1: But they're fucking annoying, and they're all like that wasn't
Speaker 1: even scary. I'm like, yeah, bitch, because you're stuck on
Speaker 1: your iPhone and you're never gonna live a joyous life
Speaker 1: of being outside and being a normal teenager. So now what,
Speaker 1: your life is gonna stuck and you're not gonna have
Speaker 1: any clean water for your kids.
Speaker 2: How about you enjoy things or you'll literally be like
Speaker 2: me when I was seventeen and just too cool.
Speaker 1: I know, me upset that my family is full of
Speaker 1: haters just like me. I'm like, fuck you, bitch, but
Speaker 1: I did, Oh my god. Actually, at my sister's keen set,
Speaker 1: I got high because I didn't want to drink, so
Speaker 1: I like took an edible instead, and I took a
Speaker 1: little bit because I'm around all my family and they
Speaker 1: would scare me, and I would look at them and
Speaker 1: know that they were real people and freak the fuck out.
Speaker 1: But I was sitting down and I just hear, like
Speaker 1: the lights go down and they have a fog machine blasting,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, I turn around and this
Speaker 1: was behind me, Drew. I am not kidding. I was crying,
Speaker 1: like I need to see if any of my cousins
Speaker 1: got a video of me crying, like I'm gonna cover
Speaker 1: Nathalie in this because I really don't want her to
Speaker 1: be seen. But look at that fucking robot guy.
Speaker 2: Wait, they got that? They got one, dude, Yes, that's
Speaker 2: a big suit in this if you were high, and
Speaker 2: it was corraging me.
Speaker 1: It was freaking me out. I was like, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: there's literally a grown ass man who has to go
Speaker 1: back home to his family in that right now, and
Speaker 1: he's like being paid to dance on stilts. And my
Speaker 1: little cousins kept running around his feet and he kept
Speaker 1: pushing my cousins away from him because I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this man's gonna crush my cousins and
Speaker 1: like kill them.
Speaker 2: He probably loves that job too.
Speaker 1: No, he was a good bitch. And then he had
Speaker 1: lasers on his fingers and was.
Speaker 2: Like scanning, scanning, scanning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't watch any movies.
Speaker 2: I cried in the airport listening to jump style music. No, no, no, wait,
Speaker 2: what did I cry? What was it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Shooting Stars by the bag Raiders. And I was just
Speaker 2: looking at everyone's families and like people sleeping on each
Speaker 2: other's shoulders and just being stressed out together and like
Speaker 2: being happy together and like getting on the plane together.
Speaker 2: And it just made me so fucking happy. And like
Speaker 2: I had like a moment where I was just like wow,
Speaker 2: like life is beautiful, family is beautiful, Like but yeah, one.
Speaker 3: Of the song.
Speaker 1: Is I had the same vibe at take off for
Speaker 1: my flight coming here, Like I was looking out the
Speaker 1: window and I was like, god, dude, like the world
Speaker 1: is so beautiful. Humans are so funny. Why did we
Speaker 1: make so many lights? And I was like looking down
Speaker 1: and I was like, dude, it's so funny. Like there's
Speaker 1: so many people down there and they all have their
Speaker 1: lights on because it's dark and humans just can't see
Speaker 1: in the dark.
Speaker 2: Like I know, we like we literally conquer everything, like
Speaker 2: the like human unconquerable human spirit, what is it? The
Speaker 2: undominable human spirit? Like, bitch, try to fucking play with us,
Speaker 2: Like we'll figure out a way, Like yeah, we might.
Speaker 1: Be just to figure.
Speaker 2: It out, yeah, straight up, straight up. But yeah, we
Speaker 2: might be destroying the world with global warming, but like
Speaker 2: we'll just get on rockets and fly to a new
Speaker 2: planet and leave everyone behind. The billionaires that created the
Speaker 2: global warming will just leave us all behind and go
Speaker 2: to a new planet and do the same thing.
Speaker 1: That's really morbid.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I'll give you a few songs jump Aiden Music,
Speaker 2: Jump Style, TikTok m P three, Psychosis. I really like
Speaker 2: I kind of avoided saying this song for so long
Speaker 2: because it became like a TikTok song and it pissed
Speaker 2: me off. But uh, one eighty decibel underscore, one thirty
Speaker 2: apex twin the off of Cyro zero, and it pissed
Speaker 2: me off, but it is just really a great song.
Speaker 2: And then I've been listening to ice Peak. I've been
Speaker 2: listening to like really really dark music while I've been
Speaker 2: in Texas, but ice Peak has been like at the
Speaker 2: peak of it or at the top of it, the
Speaker 2: bills has been affected.
Speaker 1: And literally I've been using my little sister's vanity, like
Speaker 1: I haven't been wearing my glasses because you'll see like, oh,
Speaker 1: but you're called the dogs from her vanity.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, but why is this three queens? Why is
Speaker 2: this three queens getting together to maximize their joints? Lay,
Speaker 2: that's all emergency in their comments.
Speaker 1: It's nice to call kaya queen because for sure it
Speaker 1: doesn't give queen.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, two queens and a peasant.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, two queens and adjuster.
Speaker 1: Two queens and the janitor.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's more accurate.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well mine is just how to tell somebody bout
Speaker 1: Dorothy Ashby Goodbye the Sunday's Traction in the Rain by
Speaker 1: Dayvid Cross Me and Nothing Could Be Good by the Beaches.
Speaker 2: What album is the Dorothy song on? Is it afro Harp?
Speaker 1: It's off the one the white It's Dorothy's harp. It's
Speaker 1: like the one with the white background, and then just
Speaker 1: like the blue Harp.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've listened to that one.
Speaker 1: It's the one that has by the time I get
Speaker 1: to Phoenix.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, okay, okay?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Also yeah, yeah yeah. Also Oreo Milkshake by Young Leane.
Speaker 2: It is a great song. Ky. Do you have media
Speaker 2: and you watch porn?
Speaker 4: I get to do my media. I don't watch porn anymore. Oh,
Speaker 4: I thought you'd change by Hotline TNT. Shout out Eric Rayhill.
Speaker 4: He's in that video. It's really funny. He's also in
Speaker 4: my video.
Speaker 2: So that's it.
Speaker 4: Oh, I get to do more than one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't get carried away, bitch, Okay.
Speaker 4: Greatest Hits by Jockstrap, Life is Perfected by CFCF and
Speaker 4: then for movies Fight Club, Wolf of Wall Street, Fucking
Speaker 4: Fight Club two, three, music, Watching.
Speaker 1: Going and My Hair more often.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you look like an anime character.
Speaker 1: You look like when people are lighting candles and then
Speaker 1: their hair sits up far but they get it out
Speaker 1: before their whole head goes.
Speaker 4: Since I have this photo and to something and we
Speaker 4: took this photo that I'm like kind of afraid of
Speaker 4: bringing up on the podcast because we both I don't
Speaker 4: know what was going on with the lighting, but we
Speaker 4: both look so bad.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know what you're talking about. It's really gross
Speaker 1: and you have to insert it. It's so bad.
Speaker 2: And I'm using that as them Instagram promo pick because it's.
Speaker 4: It's it's literally it looks like Drew got hit by lightning.
Speaker 1: No, you know what it is. It's for the first
Speaker 1: time that in real life. So I'm honestly glad.
Speaker 4: Dude I saw that. I saw me. I was like,
Speaker 4: I literally just look like a toe.
Speaker 2: You you know, you know the movie like the dude
Speaker 2: that made a bunch of movies like recreating entire franchises
Speaker 2: with their thumbs. It was like the thumb Wars.
Speaker 4: That's what I look like.
Speaker 2: That's what we look like.
Speaker 1: Yes, and yeah, I'm embarrassed, becau I've been hitting this
Speaker 1: stupid fucking jewel. Oh my god, I freaked out because
Speaker 1: I thought I lost it and I was actually so
Speaker 1: sad about losing my red one jewel as MR from
Speaker 1: somebody who made fun of people who used vapes for
Speaker 1: five years and now loves having her jewel.
Speaker 4: Yeah the mic isn't.
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 2: Da da da da da da da lady?
Speaker 1: Alright, work okay, bye da da da.
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