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Speaker 1: So we're really late on this episode. I was onmosted

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Speaker 1: to not do an episode this week. Welcome to the works,

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Speaker 1: incroso late, so I'm stuck staying. I'm stuck staring at

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Speaker 1: the car.

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Speaker 2: I don't like Wait one second, one second?

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Speaker 1: Can you shut up?

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Speaker 2: I'm taking an order. Damn one second. Hi, Welcome to McDonald's.

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Speaker 2: What can I get for you? Big and greedy? You

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Speaker 2: want a big mac and a tim peace nugget? Is

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Speaker 2: it just for you or your family?

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Speaker 1: What is he doing? I thought you were in Texas?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, you actually want to fight? You actually want

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Speaker 2: to fight right now? Hold on, let me meet him.

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Speaker 2: This bitch is a fucking bitch. She's meaning such a bitch.

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Speaker 2: Brouh Oh you heard that. You heard that. I don't

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Speaker 2: give a fuck if you heard that. Pull up, hell,

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Speaker 2: pull up.

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Speaker 1: Don't fight. Don't fight, Please, don't fight, Please don't fight.

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Speaker 1: Why are you there? Where are you? Oh?

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Speaker 3: My god?

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Speaker 1: Where it's he?

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Speaker 4: I think he went to fight the patron up? Dude?

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Speaker 3: What the.

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 2: I just got my fucking ass beat. I hate this job, bitch,

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Speaker 2: this fucking job.

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Speaker 4: Where did you get your ass beat by a ghost?

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Speaker 1: What the fuck just happened. Hello, are you frozen?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 2: We're back. Damn I look big and strong right now. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I got a job at McDonald's. That's what I do

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Speaker 2: when I come back to Texas.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I thought you went back to Texas to see

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Speaker 1: your family. Why do you have a job. Why did

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Speaker 1: you get like a job at a Donald's.

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Speaker 2: I need to subsidize my income when I'm here. I'm

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Speaker 2: not really working, so I just am addicted to the grind,

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Speaker 2: you know. I just like getting money. I like getting

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Speaker 2: that bag, I like getting that bread.

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Speaker 1: Why are you? Oh are you packing warners right now? Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty impressed by like your multitasking skills. Like that's

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Speaker 1: honestly pretty impressive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, in like three days i've been here, I

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Speaker 2: actually worked up to manager, so I kind of make

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Speaker 2: my own schedule and I can do whatever I want

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Speaker 2: someone quick, really quick.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that, Like, do you think like your

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Speaker 1: place on the internet gave you like more opportunity for that?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm just sure why they would like promote you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and also, like everyone here is like addicted to

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Speaker 2: meth so oha, and yeah, I was just like I

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Speaker 2: told them I'm the leader and they were like, oh,

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Speaker 2: you are the leader, and I just have that natural charisma,

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Speaker 2: you know it, Like both of y'all know what I'm

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Speaker 2: talking about.

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Speaker 1: Are you putting anyone on the schedule though? Because your

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Speaker 1: kitchen looks like dead empty?

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Speaker 2: I got the tile floor everything. Uh yeah, no, I'm

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Speaker 2: the only one here right now. Actually that's why it's

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Speaker 2: like kind of active.

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Speaker 1: Well, how are you gonna do the podcast and like

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Speaker 1: fulfill orders?

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Speaker 2: Wait? What can you hear me? Sorry one second second,

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Speaker 2: I have to mute the mute the beeping because it

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Speaker 2: actually if y'all don't know that, shit gets on my nerves. Bruh.

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Speaker 2: It's like actually, so laugh.

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Speaker 1: Well if you mute it, then how are you gonna

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Speaker 1: know that? Like things are what fuck are those beats? Actually?

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Speaker 1: Like does anybody a McDonald's, Like no, Like, what are

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Speaker 1: those beeps for?

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Speaker 2: Noise? Please? I think it's like probably Oh yeah. Also, yes,

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Speaker 2: my skin is giving today. It's not grease. It's just

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Speaker 2: I'm an actual glowy doey look like I love my.

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Speaker 1: Every time we do the podcast on Zoom, you have

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Speaker 1: to say something about your skin, Like you have to

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Speaker 1: make your own comment about the way you look.

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Speaker 2: Well, if I'm insecure about something and I attack it first,

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Speaker 2: it gives me. Yeah, I control the narrative and I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I see it before you. So it's like not me,

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Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm always for getting jokes about my my huge stick.

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Speaker 4: Oh sorry, sorry, were you going to say that? Sorry?

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Speaker 2: You're not doing anything. You're literally faking like you got business.

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Speaker 4: I'm tak Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Do people who work remote do that? Do you think

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Speaker 1: that up right now and they're just like faking it

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Speaker 1: working on the computer. Also, stop bringing your laptop to

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Speaker 1: a cafe. That's my new take is I think laptops

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Speaker 1: should be banned from cafes because why are you taking

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Speaker 1: up a whole fucking day. Also, stop doing your zoom

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Speaker 1: calls and cafes Like outside, I was outside of a

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Speaker 1: cafe in La and this dude gets on. He goes, hey,

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Speaker 1: oh no, it's so good to see you all like

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Speaker 1: loudest fuck in this cafe, and everybody was just also,

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Speaker 1: we're all behind your meeting, like we're there. Oh did

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Speaker 1: you move position?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I went to my office.

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Speaker 1: Your office kind of just looks like right behind the counter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it is. I mean maybe I love this work.

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Speaker 2: I love this job. I love the line of duty.

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Speaker 2: I am an essential worker. I give to the community

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Speaker 2: and I feed everyone. So we're actually like in the

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Speaker 2: southern United States, we actually have the most foot traffic

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Speaker 2: of anything.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy because you're in Granberry, so there's what like

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Speaker 1: thirty people there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a lot. All thirty of those people

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Speaker 2: eat thirty six thousand times a day.

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Speaker 1: I was saying today on the way home because the

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Speaker 1: McDonald by my house was fucking packed and it was

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Speaker 1: literally twelve on the dot. I was like, damn, I

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Speaker 1: can't believe some people make the cognitive decision to like

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Speaker 1: eat McDonald's as one of their first meals of the day.

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Speaker 1: And then I remembered I lived with d Drew, and that.

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Speaker 4: Is why are you wearing that wig?

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Speaker 2: It's not a wig? Sorry, I was fixing.

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Speaker 1: Actually a two pay. He just had to shave the

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Speaker 1: top of it, so the rest of it is his.

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Speaker 2: Hair I got. I actually don't fucking call my hair

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Speaker 2: a wig. Bit it's a two pay. I get that

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Speaker 2: shit straight, Like like.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even fucking different wigs for girls. Two pays

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Speaker 1: of for men other than your job, your house, Texas.

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Speaker 2: Ben, I worked at my dad's job for a little

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Speaker 2: bit today. Luna is the sweetest baby ever. My mom has.

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Speaker 2: My grandma has cancer. I explored the ocean a little bit.

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Speaker 2: It's been pretty sure.

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Speaker 1: Okay, wait, because you can say something about your grandma,

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Speaker 1: be like, those are just a few of the good

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Speaker 2: No, my grandma's fine. She's lovely.

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Speaker 4: I love her.

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Speaker 2: She's a great woman. I went and saw her for

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Speaker 2: the first time in a while, and yeah, she's great.

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Speaker 2: She was happy to see the baby. You're really happy

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Speaker 2: to see the baby. All of the people in the

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Speaker 2: rehabilitation place when they see a child enter that building,

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Speaker 2: like their instincts kick in and they all want to

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Speaker 2: play with it and shit. So it's just really cute

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Speaker 2: seeing like all the old elderly people like want to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it couldn't be me, though, I just like don't

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Speaker 1: fall under that like weird like matriarchal, like yeah, slight thing,

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Speaker 1: like I just thought true, Like I see a baby,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, I want to fucking hit it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You know what I realized is the sexual revolution it

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Speaker 2: actually didn't fail because they've always had prostitutes.

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Speaker 1: What do you think the first time someone got paid

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Speaker 2: The year like one hundred, Yeah, Adam and Eve paid.

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Speaker 4: Money. I feel like the next day they were like,

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Speaker 4: all right, how do I learn this money?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Because but do you think by then people were like

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Speaker 1: that horny and couldn't fuck Like there was literally nothing

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Speaker 1: else going on. So I would assume for a long

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Speaker 1: time people were just fucking for like, oh fuck it

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Speaker 1: like your ugliest, like there's literally nothing to do.

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Speaker 2: I think women like are genuinely I actually believe this,

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Speaker 2: are more like cunning than men, and they like understand

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Speaker 2: quicker than men. Yeah, p per So they early on

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Speaker 2: realized that like, oh I could make money off of

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Speaker 2: this and fuck with the man brain. But that's really

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Speaker 2: the only good thing when women have ever done is

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Speaker 2: like sell their bodies. That's the only good thing they've

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what the hell, dude? Like things we

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Speaker 1: have good on their businesses, Like a lot of women

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Speaker 1: have Etsy shops.

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Speaker 4: Pregnant.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people women get pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, as a woman, you either do only fans or

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Speaker 2: No, there's some girls the two choices. I've seen a

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Speaker 2: few girl bosses. What's the What is a boy boss?

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Speaker 2: Is it just a boy or just a boss? We

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Speaker 2: need to fix that? So true, we need to fix that.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to start implementing that changes. Are you

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Speaker 1: just going to say there needs to be a change

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Speaker 1: with no action?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, call me call me a boy boss, call

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Speaker 2: me a boy.

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Speaker 4: On a female sexuality? Do you know how prostitutes like

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Speaker 4: didn't get pregnant in like medieval times and.

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Speaker 2: Shit, not enough sugar in the diet?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I have, like genuinely, I've genuinely been wondering, like

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Speaker 4: how the fuck do you not get pregnant?

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Speaker 2: I okay being a prostitute because you.

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Speaker 1: Start wrestling with your homegirls playing in it, just start

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Speaker 1: fucking mud wrestling.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like it might have just been harder

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Speaker 2: to get pregnant back then. Like now we have just

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Speaker 2: so much technology. But actually we haven't changed anything. I

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Speaker 2: don't know, but that's a good segue because we've all

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Speaker 2: seen it. We've all seen each other's partners asking how

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Speaker 2: much they think about the Roman Empire blah blah blah

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Speaker 2: blah blah. I'm one hundred percent positive. Ninety eight percent

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Speaker 2: of the men are lying. However, I fall on that

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Speaker 2: two percent. I do think about the Roman Empire fairly often. Kai,

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Speaker 2: how about you? How long much do you think about

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Speaker 2: the Roman Empire?

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Speaker 4: Probably like every other day?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay? And Andy, how much do you think Is that.

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Speaker 1: A real answer, though, or are you just saying that?

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Speaker 4: No? I honestly, my real answer is like once every

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Speaker 4: every ten days. I think about it, yeah, because I

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Speaker 4: think about like how the United States is like a

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Speaker 4: collapsing empire, and I'm like, oh, what is it like

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Speaker 4: to live in a collapsing empire? Like I wonder if

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Speaker 4: they saw the signs, you know, like their currency was

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Speaker 4: being inflated. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I'm on the same wave length. I think

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Speaker 2: about it like once every hour probably.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, wait is it good to think about it more?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: For me?

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Speaker 1: You I was gonna say it just sounds like I's

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Speaker 4: I think about it. At first, I said every ten

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Speaker 2: And if Kai is thinking about it every hour, that's

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Speaker 2: Some that's actually really really interesting, kay, that you would

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Speaker 1: You have to give contacts. Like It's so annoying because,

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, don't let these evil people dim your light. Wow,

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Speaker 2: don't let him. Huh, don't let him?

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Speaker 1: Okay did you make that up?

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Speaker 2: Or he's quite literally yes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I don't know anything about the Roman Empire.

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Speaker 1: I wish I remember exactly. Our conversation about it went.

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Speaker 2: I was like, what, Like, yeah, I don't, I don't.

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Speaker 2: I just know. Like I was like, I know a

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Speaker 1: Girl, they were at Meconos and Caicos, that's where they

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, they flew.

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Speaker 1: What's Drake's airline? Oh a Drake. They flew air Drake

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Speaker 2: Wake Kai, have you ever flown Drake airways?

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Speaker 4: No? Right, No, I flew when it was still called

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Speaker 4: Backshots air.

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Speaker 2: No you haven't. I was just asking because me and

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Speaker 2: Nya were just on it. That's how we got to Texas.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, so like everybody knows that once you have

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Speaker 1: like you can't even say that.

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Speaker 2: So, yeah, he bought me a house.

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Speaker 4: Are you serious? But you guys are talking about it.

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Speaker 1: Well, he didn't say why he bought him a house.

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Speaker 1: That's just our friend and he bought him a house.

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Speaker 1: Why do you have to assume he did something like you,

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Speaker 1: you're just nasty and you give up your body for

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Speaker 4: Mmm, I got I got like tickets to a show.

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Speaker 1: They were gree he gives out.

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Speaker 2: No, Drake is actually evil, Like the more I think

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Speaker 2: about it, he's actually a wicked, wicked person. Like I'm like,

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Speaker 2: he's like a super villain and shit like Actually, but anyways,

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Speaker 2: let's get into the Roman empire quiz. Okay, I'm going

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Speaker 2: to give you multiple choice, and then you have to

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Speaker 2: pick from the multiple choice. Okay, who founded Rome? Romulus

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Speaker 2: ulysses As grant for Artemis?

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Speaker 1: Girl, None of those are real names.

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Speaker 2: Again, Romulus ulysses s grant for an Artemis?

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Speaker 1: Is it the second one?

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Speaker 2: No, it's Romulus.

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Speaker 1: Okay, who the fuck knows that?

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Speaker 4: Swear?

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Speaker 1: I fucking know that, bitch. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Who is commonly regarded as the last though illegitimate Western

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Speaker 2: Roman emperor Georgie and Augusta a more Socratico Octavia Cortes

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Speaker 2: or Romulus Augustulus.

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Speaker 1: The last name is not a real name, Like, you

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Speaker 2: Name, Well, which one is it?

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Speaker 3: Bitch? I don't know a b.

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Speaker 2: Georgia and Augusta is a name I made up a

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Speaker 2: more Socratico is like gay in Italian whatever, and then

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Speaker 2: Octavia Cortes is AOC and the one you thought I

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Speaker 2: made up, Ramia Alyss Augustalys is the real one.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's not a real name. That's like not. They

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Speaker 1: were just like making noises.

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Speaker 2: And every everyone's just making noises that if you think

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Speaker 2: about it. Okay, which Roman emperor self adopted a title

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Speaker 2: that means restorer of worlds? Barnabas Collins, YAO.

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Speaker 1: Mean no, bit's not Barnabas Ulian.

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Speaker 2: Or Yannis Antintakumpo.

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Speaker 2: ce Erulian d Yannis Antintokumpo.

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Speaker 1: Bitch, I'm gonna say, see you're.

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Speaker 2: Right a celebrate all right. Yannis Antokumpo is a really

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Speaker 2: good basketball player, Yao ming is a really good basketball player.

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Speaker 2: And Barnabas Collins, I literally don't know who that is.

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Speaker 2: My dad said to put it down, so I did.

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Speaker 2: Which ancient Roman city was destroyed after the eruption of

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Speaker 2: Mount Vesuvius.

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Speaker 1: Bitch, Pompeii, whatever the fuck, Like, don't play with me,

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Speaker 1: don't get I gave them easy.

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Speaker 2: I gave him the easy one. Well, also, do you

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Speaker 1: Little I only even know about Pompey because of that

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Speaker 2: Up, so I look it up. I'm gonna bring that

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Speaker 2: up and my ship, like that's fucked up.

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Speaker 1: I literally didn't know that. I didn't know that Pompeii

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Speaker 2: I have it written you can't see because of the

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Speaker 2: it happened to day and being because I'm about to

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Speaker 2: the fuck out because, like it was two thousand years ago,

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Speaker 2: but it was like hella fucking civilized. Like you can

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Speaker 2: and they would eat on that shit all the time.

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Speaker 1: Wait, if that's what they eat, then what do you

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Speaker 1: use to have sex and stuff?

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Speaker 2: We do we can move on, but no, actually it

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Speaker 2: was they would eat giraffe, Like they found giraffe meat

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Speaker 2: they were like bringing giraffes over and feeding them to

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Speaker 4: We did they have toilets and shit.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't figure out if they had toilets. I think

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Speaker 2: they shit in buckets and then poured it into the

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Speaker 1: But bro, that is literally so fucking nasty to not

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Speaker 2: And fucking doodoo, like all smelled like shit.

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Speaker 1: How did we not die?

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Speaker 3: Like what?

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Speaker 1: Like, how do you like die? From that?

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Speaker 4: Back TOI like age life expectancy was like twenty eight

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, we were hella, Like I was an old

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Speaker 2: man back then, Loki like like six and seven year

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Speaker 2: was really insane back then. But this is also crazy.

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Speaker 2: So you know, like the statues of the people that

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Speaker 2: a dude frozen in time beating his meat because he

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Speaker 2: wanted to like climax right before the That can't be real. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's real. Look up the picture. I'm not even fucking playing.

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Speaker 1: Why don't you send it to me?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I literally will guy jerking.

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Speaker 4: Oh it is um two thousand year old masturbating pump.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that can't be real.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, I.

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Speaker 4: Feel like it's he's desecrated enough.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like he's two thousand years old. If I'm not,

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Speaker 2: if my video footage of me beating off isn't like

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Speaker 2: blasted by the time, yeah, that's his rose toy. Well,

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Speaker 2: like they need to.

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Speaker 1: Start on the Bachelor. Instead of giving like actual roses,

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Speaker 1: they need to start giving those roses.

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Speaker 2: Rose toy level three. That shit hurts, let me tell you.

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Speaker 2: On a yep, but actually to ruin the vibe, he

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Speaker 2: when he died, his muscles like were heated up and

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Speaker 2: and like move his body and contort his body into

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Speaker 2: It just looks like it.

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Speaker 2: It starts beating me. It's like that one joke where

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Speaker 2: it's like like my teacher said, like teacher be like, oh,

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00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 2: the boat is fifteen feet long, me in the back

444
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,440
Speaker 2: of the class feet and starts like jerking off.

445
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:31,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, but also there's impression of jerking off.

446
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 1: It was crazy. You're literally at work, Like, I can't

447
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 1: believe you're doing that in the workplace.

448
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 2: Why you have to bring that shit up? I forgot

449
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 2: I was at work, bro, Like you brought me back

450
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 2: into the fucking groups of capitalism immediately.

451
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,919
Speaker 1: Bro, like something you know so you don't get fired.

452
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 2: This shit is actually rough, this shit has actually.

453
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:51,920
Speaker 1: Well, I can't believe that there's people.

454
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait, wait, I have I have a few

455
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,199
Speaker 2: more Pompeii facts that I really have to say. I

456
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 2: really have to say them. I swear to God, I

457
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,840
Speaker 2: swear to God. I swear, and then we'll get into

458
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 2: the music shit. But the brothels in Pompeii were like

459
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 2: fucking lit y'all like they were crazy. So basically yes, basically,

460
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,239
Speaker 2: oh wait, the guy jerking off was literally Kai, by

461
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 2: the way, that's like how I imagine Kay would die

462
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 2: in pump It. But you would walk through this town

463
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 2: and you'd see like giant penis statues everywhere pointing in

464
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 2: this specific direction, and so like in the ground you'd

465
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 2: see like rock penises, and on the wall you'd see

466
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,640
Speaker 2: like penises like pointing in a direction. And they would

467
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 2: all lead you to these brothels. And when you got

468
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 2: into the brothel, you'd like get into this room with

469
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:46,120
Speaker 2: like a bunch of so like imagine like a square room,

470
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 2: and then like on the side there's like a bunch

471
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,439
Speaker 2: of offshoot rooms with like just a single doorway, and

472
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 2: you look up and you see like the most beautiful

473
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 2: fresco paintings you've ever seen in your life, like true

474
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 2: like Roman emprior like paintings like on the wall, just

475
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 2: like gorgeous, Like they don't make them like they used to.

476
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 2: Above each of the doorways, and it would be like

477
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 2: different sex positions and you would choose it was like

478
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,120
Speaker 2: a menu, and you would look up and you would choose,

479
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,880
Speaker 2: like which position you want to hit it from and

480
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 2: like for me, like I give backshots.

481
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 1: I love it, but you can only pick one position.

482
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,439
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, so you pick a position and then

483
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 2: the girl would be waiting in there like ready to

484
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 2: get back shots. Like it was crazy and shot crazy because.

485
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: Recently I was getting something like that printed for our house.

486
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 1: So since there's a long hallway to you and Joss's room,

487
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,120
Speaker 1: so that our guests walking down to you and Josh's

488
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 1: room could pick one and they usually give me money,

489
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 1: and I'm like, just go in there and do it.

490
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 2: Is that why I kept that shit kept happening?

491
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,200
Speaker 1: Yes, and you love it? I mean you were down, so.

492
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 2: Yeah I was down. I thought I was just getting

493
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 2: natural play, but like no.

494
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 1: No, they were paying me to hit. But since you're

495
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 1: like just open for the look, it's just like.

496
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:04,439
Speaker 2: A difference for you. Well, now we can ensure the

497
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 2: POMPEII if it happened today, meme. But yeah, then it

498
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 2: made me start freaking out because all of the houses

499
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 2: around us right now are made of like plastic and

500
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 2: cardboard and like paper, and like it's going to be

501
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 2: melted to the elements and everything that's on earth right

502
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 2: now will be Kai has flies in his room. I

503
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,400
Speaker 2: hate moth so much.

504
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: Is not humid it's his pants?

505
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 4: Didn't we did? Rubbed it on something else? Continue he did?

506
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 1: Yeah?

507
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,879
Speaker 2: Yeah. So our houses now are like made of like

508
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,159
Speaker 2: plastic and cardboard and are just going to melt to

509
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 2: the elements and everything we live in now will never

510
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 2: exist again.

511
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:02,399
Speaker 4: Oh wow, what happens? What is?

512
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 2: Oh so I'm fucking boring, bruh. I talked for five here.

513
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 1: Talking about the Roman Empire and Pompeii.

514
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 2: How many times? Oh this is a good this is

515
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 2: a good fact, and this is the last one, genuinely.

516
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 2: How many times was Caesar stabbed twenty three, thirty one,

517
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 2: twenty one or fifty seven, fifty seven?

518
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say fifty seven because I'm assuming someone was pissed.

519
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 2: No, it was twenty three. But listen to this, you'll

520
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 2: love this. Andy. The song IDEs of March is literally

521
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 2: because it the saying IDEs of March was because Brute

522
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 2: stabs Caesar twenty three times, and so the IDEs of

523
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 2: March song that we really like is based off of

524
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 2: etsu brute Caesar getting stabbed.

525
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: Wait, really, I thought it was Agua the Marx.

526
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 2: No, it's IDEs of March. I'm pretty sure unless I

527
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 2: just like literally made all that.

528
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: Shut up, No, it's yeah, it's I want the mark.

529
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 2: Wait no, no, no.

530
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 1: Waters of March.

531
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 2: Oh damn yeah, never mind.

532
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 1: You know all this about some stuff that doesn't even

533
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 1: apply to today's life. And that's why you're a fucking bump.

534
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 2: I trying to make history interesting to you.

535
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 4: You made history.

536
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: No, it's fucking boring. Like I literally just don't give

537
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,439
Speaker 1: a fuck, like it has nothing to do with me.

538
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 1: It literally has nothing to do with me. Like what

539
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 1: like if swear me knowing about the Roman Empire, bitch,

540
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: if chit collapses, now we're all gonna be scared and

541
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: confused anyway. So me knowing about the Roman Empire, what

542
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna know where to hide?

543
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 2: Like?

544
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: What am I gonna learn?

545
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 2: No, No, it's just to pass the time.

546
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: If society collapse, I would just fucking kill myself. And

547
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: that's what they should have done the second that fucking

548
00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: volcano erupted, Bitch, I would killed myself. Like what, you're

549
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: gonna die anyway?

550
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 2: Crawling around on the floor. It's actually like hell scary.

551
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 1: There's something in the McDonald's walking around.

552
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 2: A rodent? Okay, what were you saying about music though?

553
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: Oh, I was just gonna say that it's crazy how like?

554
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 1: So for me, I understand that, like music is a spectrum,

555
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: especially on a consumer level. I haven't been feeling as

556
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: good being in Miami, and I'm like, what's missing? What's missing?

557
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: And it's because I don't have any gay people around me?

558
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 1: So I don't have Drew around me. Yeah? Yeah, how

559
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: fast you were like this?

560
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 2: You're like, bro, I'm literally straight, Bro, Like, what's funny is?

561
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: I thought about that joke before I got on here,

562
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: and then I was like, I'm gonna stop because like,

563
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: I make way too many gay jokes and it's not

564
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: fucking funny. But I, oh, we have to insert the

565
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: gay police. Fuck it, I'm gonna call the gay police.

566
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: We got gay police cars in Miami right now, which

567
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: is like, I don't know if I like that combination,

568
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: Like why are you doing that?

569
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 2: No, it does feel a little off. It feels like

570
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 2: police cars. No, they got puzzle pieces all over the

571
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:19,719
Speaker 2: police cars.

572
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 1: That was cracking up because while I was like taking

573
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: the video of the cop car, another cop car passed

574
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 1: right after. I was like, fuck, I wish I got

575
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: the other cop car because I wanted to be like, Okay,

576
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: so do I call gay police or normal police? Which one?

577
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 2: But most where are we going to say? I keep going, Oh,

578
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 2: I was.

579
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 1: Just gonna say that I've been really scared of my

580
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: TikTok timeline recently because I fucked up and there have

581
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 1: been people who were like sponsoring their really bad music

582
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: on TikTok and I keep saving it or sending it

583
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 1: to friends because I think it's funny. But now all

584
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 1: of my ads on TikTok are really bad music, like

585
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 1: really bad music. And then it was freaking me up

586
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 1: because I'm like, damn dude, music can make you feel

587
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: so fucking good, or it can make you feel the

588
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: way this shit makes me feel, which is so weird,

589
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: and it feels like, oh my god. Music is literally

590
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 1: like it tapped into such an intense like sense of

591
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 1: like the human mind, because we all know, like smell

592
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: is one of the like most like prominent senses, Like

593
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: it's the most I think it's the sense that I'm

594
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: around you. That's what the fuck did you just say?

595
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 2: You stink bitch, you fucking reek. Most heterosexual men, most

596
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 2: heterosexual men are attracted to men that sense queen. Yeah,

597
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 2: I know. It's like men just are like ooh, like

598
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 2: I want a girl who I can sit with and

599
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 2: drink a beer and watch the sports game with. I

600
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 2: want like a girl who will go to the bar

601
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 2: with me and like let me talk to girls and

602
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 2: shit like, no, you want a man. You want to

603
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 2: data man, and.

604
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 1: Men are like men are the most obsessed with like

605
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: the way other men look.

606
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 2: Like.

607
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: Men are literally taught to look at other men and

608
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: be like that's what you should be. And if you

609
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: look at something long enough, you're gonna be like.

610
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 2: Like you get big and strong. Ye. No, men get

611
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 2: big and strong only for other men to like hit

612
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 2: on them. And literally I'm like, okay, you're attracted the minutes. Okay,

613
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 2: excuse me?

614
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, can you not hear.

615
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 2: It a little bit barely? Okay. So this is my

616
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 2: take on stuff like this because I'm like it's like

617
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 2: hoop dreams. Like I'm like glad that you have like

618
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 2: a dream to like pursue something, and like I'm glad

619
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 2: you're creating, and like I really am like like yes,

620
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 2: like do your thing, but like don't shove it down

621
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 2: my fucking throat like dead ass, like keep that shit

622
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 2: to yourself, like that.

623
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: Would be the first time you've ever said that about something,

624
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 1: are you. Oh, he's he's gonna come back. He's just

625
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: clocking out of work. He'll come back.

626
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 4: I think him.

627
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: What I didn't even say anything.

628
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 4: I feel like that might have been too far because

629
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 4: he hasn't come back. He looked really hurt. I'm just

630
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 4: saying it looks really hurt.

631
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: That's not my fault, though. It's the things I say

632
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: offend you, like just like ignor and keep it pushing.

633
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: That's how should be, right.

634
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I think that's fair.

635
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm wrong. I'm wrong. Oh my god, ue

636
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 1: your trackras on We can see your eye, you.

637
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 4: Can see you live? Yeah, well we're not live.

638
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 1: We're never alive.

639
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

640
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 2: Yeah we need to cut that.

641
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,239
Speaker 4: For real, bro.

642
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,480
Speaker 1: Yeah you looked cake the fuck up? Did I?

643
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 2: Actually?

644
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 4: Yeah?

645
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

646
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 4: Yeah?

647
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, thank you guys. What is going on with

648
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 2: this mouse? What going on?

649
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's just been freaking me out because I'm like, damn,

650
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: music really does tap into your brain chemistry and do

651
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,800
Speaker 1: does something to you. Because when I hear a sad song,

652
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: it actually makes me sad, like vice versa happy songs

653
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: take you happy, bah blah. We all know that. But

654
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 1: hearing bad music makes me feel like I'm going to

655
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: kill somebody. Like it literally feels like it's literally like

656
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 1: a like a government operation. Like it feels like someone's

657
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: trying to hack into my brain, like someone's trying to

658
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: get back there. They're trying to find something that they

659
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: shouldn't know. Like that's what bad music feels like to me.

660
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 1: Like that's why they play bad music in Forever twenty

661
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,280
Speaker 1: one and H and M and all those fucking stores,

662
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: because they want you to go in there, lose yourself,

663
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: you lose connection to who you are, and then you're

664
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: just picking stuff up to buy it because they're trying

665
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: to get into your brain.

666
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 2: Yeah fuck, what was I gonna say? Damn it?

667
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 4: Oh my fuck?

668
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,240
Speaker 2: Oh have you ever read my letterboxed movie review for

669
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 2: that like movie about the girl in school but basically

670
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:20,839
Speaker 2: like I wrote like a review about this movie that

671
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 2: was like so fucking bad, like you know me, like

672
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 2: fangirls what it's called. It's actually about a girl who's

673
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 2: a fan. But anyways, I like watched this movie like

674
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 2: I watched bad movies all the time for fun, Like

675
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 2: I literally love a bad movie as much as a

676
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 2: good movie. Like literally they're so funny. They're like just

677
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 2: as much fun as like watching a good movie action

678
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 2: movie or comedy whatever. That's how this movie made me

679
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 2: feel in you know, like I felt like I was

680
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 2: like literally going through like opium withdrawals. Like my body

681
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 2: was like fully restless. I was like my skin was crawling.

682
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 2: I started sweating and getting nauseous, and then I had

683
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 2: like really gnarly diarrhea. But like I'm not even fucking

684
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 2: and kidding, Like it literally is like a psychological operation, bro.

685
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,879
Speaker 2: Like it literally, That's what I'm saying.

686
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 1: Like the creators of like horror movies need to get

687
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 1: together with people who just make incredibly bad movies. But

688
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: the people who make the worst movies are the people

689
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: who are the most passionate about it. Like does that

690
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: make sense? Because there's some bad movies where it's like

691
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: the middle ground, like Hallmark ass Movie, where it's like whatever,

692
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: But the best worst movies ever is somebody who for

693
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 1: some reason has a little bit of a budget but

694
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: doesn't know how to spend it and is extremely passionate,

695
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 1: like too passionate, and they already feel like in their mind.

696
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 1: They're like, I have the mind of a mastermind, and

697
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 1: nobody wants to put me on, and I'm gonna put myself.

698
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 2: On, honest and those I was gonna say it honestly

699
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 2: feels like that might be why I like certain bad

700
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 2: movies a lot, because like literally I say it all

701
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 2: the time, and this isn't like a hot take and

702
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 2: everyone knows this, but like you can like sense passion

703
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 2: in projects, and like I really really like if someone's

704
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 2: giving like a good, good, actual effort in something to

705
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,399
Speaker 2: create something like I will tune in and I will

706
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,760
Speaker 2: give it a fucking chance, and even if it's fucking terrible,

707
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 2: Like I can feel your passion in this, and I

708
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 2: can feel that, like you really do mean well and

709
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 2: you're trying to make something good. And I think that

710
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 2: might be why that might that might be the reason

711
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 2: why I like bad movies partially.

712
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 1: That's how I felt about the Barbie movie, Like it's

713
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 1: just like I never saw it. I can feel your passion,

714
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:34,439
Speaker 1: but I just like, don't fuck with your vibe. That's

715
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 1: my new saying is I can feel your passion, but

716
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: I just don't fuck with your vibe.

717
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 4: Damn, did you really not see Barbie. True.

718
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 2: No, it's a personality trait for me. Now it's like

719
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 2: I've never seen it.

720
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,879
Speaker 1: I really wanted that to be my vibe because that's

721
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: how I am with like like Harry Potter and stuff.

722
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, never seen it, never will my life, never

723
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 1: seen it, never will.

724
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 2: Wait, you haven't seen Twilight?

725
00:37:58,760 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 3: No?

726
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed to watch it. My parents thought it

727
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: was fucking brea. They were like, no, that's it's evil.

728
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 1: They literally were like, no, that shit's evil. They're sex

729
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:13,240
Speaker 1: weird demons. No, so I wasn't allowed to watch Twilight.

730
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 2: Miss is Brewhia.

731
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 1: Miss Grandma is witchery brew.

732
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 2: Ha. Oh wow, this is crazy?

733
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 1: Are people still passing notes in school?

734
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 3: Like?

735
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 1: Are kids still passing notes on school and score? Do

736
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 1: they just have their like iPhones?

737
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 5: Like they have.

738
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 2: Neuralink now they literally just like transcoated through like a

739
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 2: neurallink in plant.

740
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 1: I guess also, like the fun in us passing notes

741
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: in school was because we didn't have any technology. The

742
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 1: fuck was that?

743
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 2: Nothing?

744
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 4: Oh?

745
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 2: Kai, what were you reaching for? Could you get that

746
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 2: mouth off your wall or sticking out to where were

747
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 2: we were reaching for?

748
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 4: It wasn't a sticky note it was. It was the

749
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 4: mark where the moth was left on my wall. I

750
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 4: like smash it against the wall and I'm just been

751
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 4: looking at it.

752
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: What can you My bills have been affected because my

753
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 1: lights keep going on and off.

754
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 2: The bills has literally been effected.

755
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 4: Why do you want me to reach over the camera, bro?

756
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,280
Speaker 1: Because he wants to smell you. He's trying to smell

757
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: you through the fucking screen because he's nasty.

758
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 2: Y'all make everything fucking weird.

759
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 1: Bro, you don't think it's weird that your friend reached

760
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: his arm up and you went to go smell his pits.

761
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 2: I'm not even fucking there, Bro.

762
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 4: I think I got it.

763
00:39:56,160 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: You it ew dude. For some reason, this feels so

764
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: like gross.

765
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 4: I remember those uh those tiktoks of like the hot

766
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 4: guys on TikTok that would be in there in a

767
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 4: car and they would like be gripping the head of

768
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 4: the like the car. Do you know what I'm talking about?

769
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 2: Guy? This might be your TikTok?

770
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 1: I know because I've never seen.

771
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 4: There's always guys and I know you're talking about. Do

772
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking about?

773
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 2: They're always on live too.

774
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, they'd be like you know, like a white thing.

775
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 1: Okay, what's craziest y'all know about this, but I've never

776
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 1: seen this.

777
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 2: It's the dilemma we were just talking about. Most heterosexual

778
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 2: men are attracted to men.

779
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 4: You know what's crazy is that? Like I feel like

780
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 4: TikTok's just been dick prints for like a year now,

781
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 4: Like you know, isn't an annoying to just always go

782
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 4: on TikTok. It's just only dick Prince.

783
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 1: It's crazy because mine is only pussy prince. It's only

784
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 1: like girls like with huge camel does. It's so weird, Like.

785
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 2: Why it's sleep for me? Like getting that money and ship.

786
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,919
Speaker 4: You just have the fourteen year old stock trader.

787
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 2: And fucking sneak o Aiden ross and stock trading. That's

788
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 2: been my vibe lately.

789
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 1: Wow, that's weird?

790
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 4: Is that?

791
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: Just like your Texas Viber? You're gonna bring that vibe

792
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: back to La.

793
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 2: It's just my like when I'm working at McDonald's vibe.

794
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 2: I might open a franchise up out in LA though.

795
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 2: Been thinking about it. I think I need to open

796
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 2: one like in the big Bear Lake, like put a

797
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 2: parking lot in there.

798
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it needs a parking lot. Yeah.

799
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it needs like a Walmart slash McDonald So it

800
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: needs to be the Walmart with the McDonald's in it.

801
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,359
Speaker 4: How often do you get in fights at the at

802
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 4: the office every day?

803
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,879
Speaker 2: I have to beat a bitch down every fucking day.

804
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 2: I'll pull I'll pull anybody's hair like I don't give

805
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 2: a fuck dog, I'll ripped that fucking tail off witch either.

806
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 4: It really seems like you work alone. I haven't seen

807
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 4: any other employees.

808
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:09,440
Speaker 3: I know.

809
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 1: It kind of seems like you just broke into a

810
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 1: McDonald's and you're just hanging out.

811
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 2: I cut my fucking finger open cutting. I made a

812
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 2: bunch of rice crispy treats the other day, and.

813
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 4: Last night it looks good.

814
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 2: You can see that, right, And last night I like

815
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 2: was it was like ten thirty and I had just

816
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 2: gotten Sonic corn dogs. If you know, you know those

817
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 2: shit's cakey you eat?

818
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: You eat.

819
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 2: Like box? Yeah yeah, pussy. So if that's nasty, you're

820
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 2: just a hater of women. Uh huh, No, I eat terribly.

821
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 2: I know it's really bad. It's really actually a problem.

822
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 1: It just constantly shocks me. I was talking to someone

823
00:42:57,719 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: the other day and I was like, if I didn't

824
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 1: live with Drew Ridgen only do not think I would

825
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 1: eat fast food. But living with you, it's just like, okay,

826
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 1: I could have a real meal, or me and my

827
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: friend can order McDonald's for the eighth time in a row.

828
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 2: I put you the fuck on to this lifestyle.

829
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 4: You think you put me on the McDonald's When I

830
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 4: met Drew, I feel like I only saw you eat

831
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 4: spherical foods for the first Like.

832
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 2: You did make fun of me for that.

833
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,280
Speaker 4: It was just like a brown sphere, a red sphere

834
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 4: with like yellow That was.

835
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 2: My healthy art. Oh yeah, that was you. You caught

836
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 2: me in my healthy art.

837
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 4: Nacho cheese with hot cheetos dust classic, whatever the fuck?

838
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 2: That was literally classic? What was I saying? Though?

839
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 4: Oh?

840
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 2: I was eating? I made like literally three trays of

841
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 2: rice Krispy Treats, and I like freaked it. I did

842
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 2: like fruity pebbles in one, I did Rice Krispy Treats

843
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 2: in another, and then I did Rece's puffs in another

844
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 2: and it was like the res puffs were so fucking good.

845
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't say shit.

846
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 2: Oh, I did have a schizophrenic break Like a week ago.

847
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 2: I texted any about it or called her about it.

848
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, you called me and told me, and

849
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, cool, you should go see a psychiatrist.

850
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 2: I booked an appointment because of it.

851
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 4: You guys can't hear.

852
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: I need to go really bad too.

853
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 4: Sound because my roommate makes like Jersey Club music and

854
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 4: it's just been like that kick the entire.

855
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 2: Time in the frat house Jersey Club remix and then.

856
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, guys, I have twelve roommates by.

857
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:41,280
Speaker 2: The way, guys in the trenches. But I was cutting

858
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 2: the Rice Krispy treats last night. It was like the

859
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 2: last night I was going to eat them because they

860
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 2: were going to go bad. And I grabbed the knife

861
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 2: and I put it down and it wasn't cutting through

862
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 2: the receis pieces, and I was like, damn, these bitches

863
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 2: got stale already. What the fuck? And so I pushed

864
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 2: down on it harder and I realized I had the

865
00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:00,720
Speaker 2: knife upside down and I was cutting through my fucking

866
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:03,440
Speaker 2: finger and I just cut through the tip of my finger.

867
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:08,240
Speaker 2: Oh you can kind of see it, No, yeah you can, yeah,

868
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 2: but yeah, I gashed my finger open. I probably need stitches, bro,

869
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 2: It's keeps bleeding.

870
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: That's embarrassing. You should get a bigger cut and then

871
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: go for the other cut and then be like, oh,

872
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 1: while you're at it this because if you go for

873
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 1: stitches for just that, it's going to be really demasculating

874
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:25,359
Speaker 1: and like embarrassing, and you might as well just thug

875
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: it out and get an infection, because I do.

876
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 2: I do need to sutra up my pee hole because

877
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 2: it's just so big.

878
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 1: Because it's loose, because it just stick your finger in it.

879
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 2: I love sounding. I'm in the sounding Yeah, that's my vibe.

880
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 2: You ever seen sounding videos?

881
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 1: We have no and I don't even want to talk

882
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 1: about it.

883
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 4: Nasty the fork, right, that like aligns your frequencies.

884
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 2: No, that is sounding, but sounding is when they stick

885
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 2: like a tube, like a glass tube or a metal rodet.

886
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds like it would feel good.

887
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 1: That's fucking nasty. And that just makes me think about

888
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: the fact that, like, I'm sorry, but I have an

889
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: inherent belief that if you're somebody who's like getting two

890
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: fucking freaking in the bedroom, bitch, you're a freak, Like

891
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: you are weird as fuck to me, and not even

892
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 1: on some slut shaming shit. I'm literally like can you

893
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: like go into Joeanne's fabrics and find a different hobby?

894
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 1: Like why is sex your hobby? Like that's just something

895
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: humans do naturally, Like why are you making it like

896
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 1: your whole lifestyle? You're just like yeah, and here's my

897
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:31,720
Speaker 1: sex room, your sex room, bitch the beach and enjoyed

898
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,280
Speaker 1: the sun, Like what are you doing?

899
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:37,840
Speaker 4: I agree with that when people bust out the sex swing,

900
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 4: I'm like, why just to have sex on a bed? Yeah,

901
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 4: like conditions on a bed, you don't need a swing.

902
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's it's a different thing for me though, Like

903
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 2: I think y'all are two versions that don't get play

904
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 2: and when I bring out like my sex toys and

905
00:46:54,600 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 2: my fucking swing bed and my dragon egg laying dildough,

906
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 2: y'all like want to have problems with it.

907
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 4: But like imagine Drew doing like circusile with a girl.

908
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 2: Yes, oh of course, yeah, of course.

909
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: Why do you Why do you even need to say that?

910
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: Like we knew that.

911
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 4: I just I don't know. I feel like just to

912
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 4: be clear in case anyone was wondering, what.

913
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 1: The fuck are you playing with?

914
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 2: Why would ANYBD be wondering it's a zip ti? Why

915
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 2: would anybody Is that one of your toys. It's one

916
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 2: of my fidgets.

917
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

918
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 2: Is it a sounding tool.

919
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 1: And you're putting it in your mouth?

920
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay. So I'm at that age now seventeen, about

921
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 2: to be eighteen, where I can look back on my

922
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 2: childhood and realized that it wasn't so bad. I was

923
00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 2: just an angsy teenager and I'm made it bad. And

924
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 2: I remembered this thing that me and my family used

925
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 2: to do, or specifically, me and my mom and my

926
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 2: sisters and brothers would do with our friends. And we

927
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 2: would go to like nearby ponds and go frog hunting,

928
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 2: and I know, oh my god, he killed frogs? What

929
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 2: the fuck? No frog hunting. What we would do is

930
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 2: we would get nets and we.

931
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,359
Speaker 1: Would absolutely no one's.

932
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 2: Reaction literally everyone was like, wait, what the fuck he

933
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 2: killed the frogs? No, I never have, never will. I

934
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 2: love frogs more than anything on this fucking planet. But

935
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 2: I went to We would go and get really big

936
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 2: long neck nets. Oh what catch the Yeah, yeah, long

937
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 2: neck style, big gulp, slurpy straw.

938
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,840
Speaker 1: Girl, where are you going with this?

939
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 2: We would just catch the frogs and then bring them

940
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,280
Speaker 2: back and pay them in the floor of the shower

941
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 2: for a day and just take pictures with them and

942
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 2: play with them, and then we would bring them back

943
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 2: to the pond and release them. But they were big

944
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 2: fucking frogs, like literally like bullfrogs, Like when you held

945
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 2: them by the top, their legs would go this low.

946
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 2: They were like hello, yeah, And we would just like

947
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 2: catch them and take pictures and play with them. And

948
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 2: my dad was like, is petrified of frogs because he

949
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 2: thinks they're going to like jump in his mouth because

950
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 2: he has like childhood trauma from a frog jumping in

951
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 2: his mouth. And he uh, And you really do look

952
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 2: gorgeous today, Like I'm not even playing like I'm stunned

953
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:35,760
Speaker 2: by your beauty.

954
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 1: Oh do you want to see something where I look

955
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 1: really gorgeous too? For you?

956
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 2: Is it naked?

957
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 5: Oh?

958
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 2: You look like your dad. Bro, you look like you're

959
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 2: literally old. You're not gonna hit no, thats a fucking

960
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 2: lutely not like the hell no, Kay, guy is crying laughing.

961
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 1: This is when I woke up.

962
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 2: Bruh mhmm, wait, I took a I took a good

963
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 2: picture too.

964
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, would you hit though?

965
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,280
Speaker 5: Right?

966
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 1: Jealous? Hold on, that's just what I've been looking like.

967
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:51,839
Speaker 4: He got back home.

968
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 1: Oh that wasn't really fast commute get like damn. The

969
00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,399
Speaker 1: next topic, how about that.

970
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 2: Our sex tape? So no, no, no, no, the one

971
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 2: that we're gonna drop on OnlyFans.

972
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: We have to report it first, but you've been stingy.

973
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 2: You won't let me hit well, yeah, because I don't know.

974
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 2: I just when I can't get it up. It's not

975
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 2: because of you, you know, it's like a me thing.

976
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:27,280
Speaker 4: Oh okay, did you guys are have sex? Sorry?

977
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've had sex a few times, a.

978
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 2: Couple of times. How do you think we made our children?

979
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 4: All? Right? Of course?

980
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 2: Me and you were talking about the other day, like

981
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 2: if it ever gets really really rough for us, like

982
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 2: if we ever get like down tremendously fucking bad, our

983
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 2: fallback plan is to literally just man up, woman up

984
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 2: and do us on camera and release it on OnlyFans.

985
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:04,399
Speaker 2: And I guarant tea I guarantee it would make two

986
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 2: million dollars, Like Curiosity carry the cat, No, curiosity killed

987
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:10,799
Speaker 2: the cat pushing it.

988
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, I don't know if we'd make.

989
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 2: That much over time. I really do think we could

990
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 2: generate like a good amount of money, because like bruh,

991
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 2: Like literally think about it, Like we a lot of

992
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 2: people know our faces, and if people found out we

993
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 2: did s, they would have to go fucking watch, Like

994
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 2: you literally would have to like all of all of

995
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,759
Speaker 2: my friends, all of my family, Like literally everyone I

996
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 2: know would buy that shit for five ninety nine, Like

997
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:42,319
Speaker 2: literally everyone would Like I don't know, but maybe two

998
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 2: million is a reach though.

999
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I mean you're getting like that, like you're

1000
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 4: getting a huge deal because you guys are it's like

1001
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 4: incest and you're gay and your friends.

1002
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, which one of you us as

1003
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 1: you don't do because Nah and me never me?

1004
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,800
Speaker 4: It's okay, sorry, it's hard for me.

1005
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 1: It would never be me. Okay, It's like.

1006
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:10,839
Speaker 4: It's hard for me to keep up with like what

1007
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 4: the narrative is? Just change. It's so fluid every day

1008
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:14,439
Speaker 4: with him.

1009
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,879
Speaker 1: I mean me and Drew are both straight. That's why

1010
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 1: we fuck, Like why would we fuck if we're not straight?

1011
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 4: Okay? Yeah, totally.

1012
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 3: Dude.

1013
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,359
Speaker 1: You pushed him to going back to work. I think

1014
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 1: he's back at work. He literally he needed to go

1015
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: get his mind off the things that I was back

1016
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 1: at work. Yeah, dude, that was crazy. Why is your

1017
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: commute to work, so quick.

1018
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:43,320
Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm getting in on and ship bro.

1019
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:53,319
Speaker 1: Yo, Yo, why are you back at work? I thought

1020
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,439
Speaker 1: you just clocked out Wick.

1021
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 2: I literally just need to get you off things. Okay,

1022
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 2: I'm actually gonna have a panic attack like that was crazy.

1023
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,359
Speaker 2: I can't hear y'all anymore. Oh wait, why did.

1024
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:15,720
Speaker 4: I turn.

1025
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:21,359
Speaker 1: We're watching your music computer for the first time. Dude,

1026
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,400
Speaker 1: your hair you have so much hair that was insane.

1027
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:28,279
Speaker 4: You do have like such insanely dense hair.

1028
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 2: I have them on backwards the whole time.

1029
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,319
Speaker 1: I don't know if you feel this true, but I

1030
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 1: want to go back to La so bad.

1031
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 2: I agree. Look, I want to actually miss I actually

1032
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 2: miss La.

1033
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: I know, I miss home. That's my home, all right.

1034
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 4: Well, oh guys, I wanted to show you guys something

1035
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 4: before we ended.

1036
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 2: Is your penis.

1037
00:54:56,719 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 4: I was in your house at three am. Let me see, Oh.

1038
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:07,360
Speaker 2: One, get out of my fucking house.

1039
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 4: So a couple of days ago. But anyway, just why doesn't.

1040
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 2: Matter If you ever enter my house again without my permission,

1041
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 2: I will call the cops.

1042
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, do it all the cops. I don't give a

1043
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:23,920
Speaker 4: fuck what.

1044
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the cops on you.

1045
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 4: Oh up in the rainbow car.

1046
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, wait Drew.

1047
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1048
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,880
Speaker 1: If you haven't watched The Sopranos, this might be a

1049
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: spoiler for you, but it's not really. But there was

1050
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 1: an episode with a sexy firefighter who looked exactly like

1051
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 1: the firefighter who was sexy from uh fire putting being

1052
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:49,759
Speaker 1: put out, And I was like, damn, I should have

1053
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 1: had sex with him.

1054
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,840
Speaker 2: He was so send me the picture of him.

1055
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, the firefighter in the show was so sexy.

1056
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, send me a picture of him. Should I

1057
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:08,759
Speaker 2: do some Drew side up corner? Oh yeah, hold on,

1058
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 2: let me cover up this fucking nasty shiny forehead. There,

1059
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:14,720
Speaker 2: that's better.

1060
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 1: Oh you look disgusting.

1061
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 2: All right. So these are just like a few of

1062
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 2: them are just certified classics that need to be said.

1063
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 2: Women not knowing what to eat is a viscidual memory

1064
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 2: of when men suddenly showed up with whatever food they

1065
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 2: had managed to kill a lot of women going through

1066
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:41,520
Speaker 2: shop flipping shoplifting phases. A lot of women are going

1067
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 2: through shoplifting phases, and this is inherently intertwined with their

1068
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:48,239
Speaker 2: subconscious and the fact that they used to gather berries, nuts,

1069
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 2: and greens.

1070
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 1: Do you think if I use that in court I

1071
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:56,880
Speaker 1: would get away with it? Yeah, depending on what I stole?

1072
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,160
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, you can't steal my heart anymore and you

1073
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 2: already have.

1074
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 4: Though, why did that make her go away?

1075
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 2: You don't. I don't even want to talk about it.

1076
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 4: Bro Okay, Oh I hate when you guys do.

1077
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 2: This girls spelled backwards as liar.

1078
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 3: A liar a liar.

1079
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 2: Uber eats prices make you want to dig in your

1080
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 2: butt and eat the same ship from last night. That's

1081
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 2: like one of my favorite Yeah, you sent that one

1082
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 2: to me. I'm pretty sure your butt. Some of y'all

1083
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 2: air pods looking like they were in y'all's ass is

1084
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 2: not your ears.

1085
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: That's literally me.

1086
00:57:59,000 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 4: I ate this.

1087
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 1: Josie had my headphones in Japan.

1088
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 2: And he was like, ew, we put it in the

1089
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 2: video too, or maybe we can all did so fucking

1090
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 2: nasty AirPods. I done eighth this garlic bread from Dollar Tree.

1091
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 2: Now my leg won't move. They should add a feature

1092
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 2: where we can fuck over Instagram. Yes, I'll do one more.

1093
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 2: I got a bunch.

1094
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 1: They should make a close friends that's like OnlyFans, but

1095
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:36,520
Speaker 1: like you can make your close friends pay to see

1096
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 1: you make good on Instagram.

1097
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 2: That's actually a good idea, That's what I'm saying.

1098
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 1: Why would I say if it was a bad idea.

1099
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 4: I don't fucking know.

1100
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 2: Bro, all right, we'll end on this one's more for

1101
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 2: you andya, and I forgot to send it to you here,

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00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 2: I'll actually send it to you.

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00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you want me to read it?

1104
00:58:55,400 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 5: Or yeah?

1105
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 1: People just walk into my room and sit on my

1106
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 1: bed like I don't be scorting there. I'm like, y'all

1107
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:19,440
Speaker 1: can't sit on my bed with your outside clothes. If

1108
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 1: my bed isn't like hardened steal from common swirk, if

1109
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 1: you jump on my bed that she would crack like

1110
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 1: I into a million pieces.

1111
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 2: Sho come everywhere, just fucking come everywhere.

1112
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:42,520
Speaker 1: What's crazy? Is like, no mine? Actually, that's like to explain.

1113
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 2: Well, should we get into media? Yeah, you watch any movies?

1114
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 1: No, but I did have my cousins watch talk to me.

1115
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 1: But they're fucking annoying, and they're all like that wasn't

1116
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 1: even scary. I'm like, yeah, bitch, because you're stuck on

1117
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 1: your iPhone and you're never gonna live a joyous life

1118
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,640
Speaker 1: of being outside and being a normal teenager. So now what,

1119
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 1: your life is gonna stuck and you're not gonna have

1120
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 1: any clean water for your kids.

1121
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 2: How about you enjoy things or you'll literally be like

1122
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 2: me when I was seventeen and just too cool.

1123
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:17,800
Speaker 1: I know, me upset that my family is full of

1124
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 1: haters just like me. I'm like, fuck you, bitch, but

1125
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 1: I did, Oh my god. Actually, at my sister's keen set,

1126
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 1: I got high because I didn't want to drink, so

1127
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 1: I like took an edible instead, and I took a

1128
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 1: little bit because I'm around all my family and they

1129
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 1: would scare me, and I would look at them and

1130
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 1: know that they were real people and freak the fuck out.

1131
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 1: But I was sitting down and I just hear, like

1132
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 1: the lights go down and they have a fog machine blasting,

1133
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:47,120
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, I turn around and this

1134
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 1: was behind me, Drew. I am not kidding. I was crying,

1135
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 1: like I need to see if any of my cousins

1136
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 1: got a video of me crying, like I'm gonna cover

1137
01:00:58,440 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 1: Nathalie in this because I really don't want her to

1138
01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 1: be seen. But look at that fucking robot guy.

1139
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:09,439
Speaker 2: Wait, they got that? They got one, dude, Yes, that's

1140
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:18,800
Speaker 2: a big suit in this if you were high, and

1141
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 2: it was corraging me.

1142
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:21,720
Speaker 1: It was freaking me out. I was like, Oh my god,

1143
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:23,920
Speaker 1: there's literally a grown ass man who has to go

1144
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: back home to his family in that right now, and

1145
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 1: he's like being paid to dance on stilts. And my

1146
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:30,960
Speaker 1: little cousins kept running around his feet and he kept

1147
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 1: pushing my cousins away from him because I was like,

1148
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:35,560
Speaker 1: oh my god, this man's gonna crush my cousins and

1149
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 1: like kill them.

1150
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:38,200
Speaker 2: He probably loves that job too.

1151
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 1: No, he was a good bitch. And then he had

1152
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:42,920
Speaker 1: lasers on his fingers and was.

1153
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:48,160
Speaker 2: Like scanning, scanning, scanning.

1154
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:50,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't watch any movies.

1155
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 2: I cried in the airport listening to jump style music. No, no, no, wait,

1156
01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:00,040
Speaker 2: what did I cry? What was it?

1157
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 5: Oh?

1158
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 2: Shooting Stars by the bag Raiders. And I was just

1159
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 2: looking at everyone's families and like people sleeping on each

1160
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:10,960
Speaker 2: other's shoulders and just being stressed out together and like

1161
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,760
Speaker 2: being happy together and like getting on the plane together.

1162
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 2: And it just made me so fucking happy. And like

1163
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 2: I had like a moment where I was just like wow,

1164
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:23,440
Speaker 2: like life is beautiful, family is beautiful, Like but yeah, one.

1165
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:23,880
Speaker 3: Of the song.

1166
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 1: Is I had the same vibe at take off for

1167
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:31,480
Speaker 1: my flight coming here, Like I was looking out the

1168
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 1: window and I was like, god, dude, like the world

1169
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 1: is so beautiful. Humans are so funny. Why did we

1170
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 1: make so many lights? And I was like looking down

1171
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 1: and I was like, dude, it's so funny. Like there's

1172
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:42,200
Speaker 1: so many people down there and they all have their

1173
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 1: lights on because it's dark and humans just can't see

1174
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:45,000
Speaker 1: in the dark.

1175
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 2: Like I know, we like we literally conquer everything, like

1176
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:55,600
Speaker 2: the like human unconquerable human spirit, what is it? The

1177
01:02:55,760 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 2: undominable human spirit? Like, bitch, try to fucking play with us,

1178
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 2: Like we'll figure out a way, Like yeah, we might.

1179
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 1: Be just to figure.

1180
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 2: It out, yeah, straight up, straight up. But yeah, we

1181
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,040
Speaker 2: might be destroying the world with global warming, but like

1182
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 2: we'll just get on rockets and fly to a new

1183
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:17,920
Speaker 2: planet and leave everyone behind. The billionaires that created the

1184
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:20,080
Speaker 2: global warming will just leave us all behind and go

1185
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:21,720
Speaker 2: to a new planet and do the same thing.

1186
01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 1: That's really morbid.

1187
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I'll give you a few songs jump Aiden Music,

1188
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:41,680
Speaker 2: Jump Style, TikTok m P three, Psychosis. I really like

1189
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 2: I kind of avoided saying this song for so long

1190
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:47,160
Speaker 2: because it became like a TikTok song and it pissed

1191
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:51,840
Speaker 2: me off. But uh, one eighty decibel underscore, one thirty

1192
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 2: apex twin the off of Cyro zero, and it pissed

1193
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 2: me off, but it is just really a great song.

1194
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 2: And then I've been listening to ice Peak. I've been

1195
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:07,800
Speaker 2: listening to like really really dark music while I've been

1196
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 2: in Texas, but ice Peak has been like at the

1197
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,240
Speaker 2: peak of it or at the top of it, the

1198
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:13,400
Speaker 2: bills has been affected.

1199
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:18,800
Speaker 1: And literally I've been using my little sister's vanity, like

1200
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 1: I haven't been wearing my glasses because you'll see like, oh,

1201
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:25,200
Speaker 1: but you're called the dogs from her vanity.

1202
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:31,040
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, but why is this three queens? Why is

1203
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:34,680
Speaker 2: this three queens getting together to maximize their joints? Lay,

1204
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:39,200
Speaker 2: that's all emergency in their comments.

1205
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:43,040
Speaker 1: It's nice to call kaya queen because for sure it

1206
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 1: doesn't give queen.

1207
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:46,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, two queens and a peasant.

1208
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:49,280
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, two queens and adjuster.

1209
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 1: Two queens and the janitor.

1210
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:53,080
Speaker 4: Yeah that's more accurate.

1211
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:55,919
Speaker 1: Okay, Well mine is just how to tell somebody bout

1212
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: Dorothy Ashby Goodbye the Sunday's Traction in the Rain by

1213
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:03,800
Speaker 1: Dayvid Cross Me and Nothing Could Be Good by the Beaches.

1214
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:07,479
Speaker 2: What album is the Dorothy song on? Is it afro Harp?

1215
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:11,240
Speaker 1: It's off the one the white It's Dorothy's harp. It's

1216
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:13,600
Speaker 1: like the one with the white background, and then just

1217
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 1: like the blue Harp.

1218
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:17,240
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've listened to that one.

1219
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:19,560
Speaker 1: It's the one that has by the time I get

1220
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:20,200
Speaker 1: to Phoenix.

1221
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, okay, okay?

1222
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:25,439
Speaker 3: Oh?

1223
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:30,480
Speaker 2: Also yeah, yeah yeah. Also Oreo Milkshake by Young Leane.

1224
01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:34,200
Speaker 2: It is a great song. Ky. Do you have media

1225
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:37,000
Speaker 2: and you watch porn?

1226
01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:41,240
Speaker 4: I get to do my media. I don't watch porn anymore. Oh,

1227
01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:45,920
Speaker 4: I thought you'd change by Hotline TNT. Shout out Eric Rayhill.

1228
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 4: He's in that video. It's really funny. He's also in

1229
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:49,240
Speaker 4: my video.

1230
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:54,400
Speaker 2: So that's it.

1231
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:57,440
Speaker 4: Oh, I get to do more than one.

1232
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:01,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't get carried away, bitch, Okay.

1233
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 4: Greatest Hits by Jockstrap, Life is Perfected by CFCF and

1234
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:09,960
Speaker 4: then for movies Fight Club, Wolf of Wall Street, Fucking

1235
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:14,480
Speaker 4: Fight Club two, three, music, Watching.

1236
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:20,600
Speaker 1: Going and My Hair more often.

1237
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:22,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, you look like an anime character.

1238
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:29,360
Speaker 1: You look like when people are lighting candles and then

1239
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 1: their hair sits up far but they get it out

1240
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:32,160
Speaker 1: before their whole head goes.

1241
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:36,800
Speaker 4: Since I have this photo and to something and we

1242
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 4: took this photo that I'm like kind of afraid of

1243
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:42,480
Speaker 4: bringing up on the podcast because we both I don't

1244
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 4: know what was going on with the lighting, but we

1245
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:46,360
Speaker 4: both look so bad.

1246
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 1: Oh, I know what you're talking about. It's really gross

1247
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:52,480
Speaker 1: and you have to insert it. It's so bad.

1248
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:57,640
Speaker 2: And I'm using that as them Instagram promo pick because it's.

1249
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:02,160
Speaker 4: It's it's literally it looks like Drew got hit by lightning.

1250
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:05,840
Speaker 1: No, you know what it is. It's for the first

1251
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:09,600
Speaker 1: time that in real life. So I'm honestly glad.

1252
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:13,240
Speaker 4: Dude I saw that. I saw me. I was like,

1253
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:14,920
Speaker 4: I literally just look like a toe.

1254
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:19,840
Speaker 2: You you know, you know the movie like the dude

1255
01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:23,120
Speaker 2: that made a bunch of movies like recreating entire franchises

1256
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:27,000
Speaker 2: with their thumbs. It was like the thumb Wars.

1257
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 4: That's what I look like.

1258
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:28,800
Speaker 2: That's what we look like.

1259
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:35,600
Speaker 1: Yes, and yeah, I'm embarrassed, becau I've been hitting this

1260
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:37,959
Speaker 1: stupid fucking jewel. Oh my god, I freaked out because

1261
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 1: I thought I lost it and I was actually so

1262
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 1: sad about losing my red one jewel as MR from

1263
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:51,320
Speaker 1: somebody who made fun of people who used vapes for

1264
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:53,880
Speaker 1: five years and now loves having her jewel.

1265
01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:59,000
Speaker 4: Yeah the mic isn't.

1266
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:00,120
Speaker 3: That?

1267
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:04,240
Speaker 2: Da da da da da da da lady?

1268
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:07,800
Speaker 1: Alright, work okay, bye da da da.

1269
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:20,439
Speaker 3: Da h

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01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:32,200
Speaker 4: M hm