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Speaker 1: so click the link in the episode description. Four listening

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Speaker 1: to mess, let's do it?

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Speaker 2: Wow? Well, well, well you got your teef sin corn.

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Speaker 2: You said I look like Looney Tune anamniac. Okay, my

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yo, when I tell you I hit the bed

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Speaker 2: Okay, so let's start over. This is my mess.

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Speaker 1: I knew that I had a trip with Mateo to

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Speaker 1: West Palm Beach, right, and for some reason, I put

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Speaker 1: coming in the day that I was coming in from

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Speaker 1: six spots. I get six spots.

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Speaker 2: I was like, there's no way she don't get me.

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Speaker 2: Give me like two spots late at night.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I'll be able to come in from

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Speaker 1: to the show. So well, seven am is my flight.

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Speaker 1: I get in at ten, I go home, drop myself off,

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Speaker 1: ten fifty oh, ten fifty girl, I got. The last

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Speaker 2: I got a poop just thinking about it right now, poop.

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Speaker 1: Being makes you regularly, Yes, being busy is your fiber. Ooh,

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Speaker 1: it stresses me. It stresses me out just thinking about yesterday.

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Speaker 2: Wow. So she got to go home and wash your ass?

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Speaker 2: I did. Let me tell you to ask need to

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Speaker 1: Listen, especially coming off a plane and you was in

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Speaker 1: It's trump Piana down here, babe. It's scary when I

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Speaker 1: tell you, everybody looked at me with the hard er

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Speaker 1: obviously Mateo's show was amazing. It was like all the gays,

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Speaker 1: all the people who you know love someone like me

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Speaker 2: Now? Do you not feel like there's a difference in

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Speaker 1: Yes, But the thing is is that I am inconsistent.

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Speaker 1: I am consistently inconsistent, So you never know what you're

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Speaker 1: oh no, bitch, I got it word for word. Now

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Speaker 1: I'm still like, so what do I want to say?

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Speaker 1: How do I want to So let's talk. Let's talk

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Speaker 1: because I'm like that too. Yeah, ADHD is very real,

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Speaker 1: But like, do you if you have six shows in

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Speaker 2: Are you starting each show the same?

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Speaker 2: I'm trying. I'm trying, y'all.

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Speaker 1: I'm really out here trying the fact that me and

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Speaker 2: I feel like we always have something, I mean, a

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Speaker 1: As my mess but that's if like a bunch of

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Speaker 2: You never know, you never know what you're gonna get

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Speaker 1: So the fact that I would love to be able

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Speaker 1: That's why I don't know how people work on their

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Speaker 1: I'm miserable because I'm trying to remember the set. But also,

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Speaker 2: Work because when I forget what I want to talk about,

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Speaker 1: Then when they say something that sparks something, I can

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Speaker 2: It feels like a lot of planning. It's not though.

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Speaker 2: It feels like a lie. What's the word that I'm

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Speaker 1: You know, like where I'm where I'm gonna do it,

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Speaker 1: You what we want the visuals. You are the visuals,

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Speaker 1: You're your everything. So like you, yeah, oh you you

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Speaker 1: I feel like when a city like doesn't really have

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Speaker 1: That's the crazy thing about New York. It's like we

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Speaker 1: Know anybody in New York, you can just go outside

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Speaker 1: When I was in Idaho, I went to brunch and

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Speaker 2: key change. She's talking. I'm sipping the mimosalive what men anyway?

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Speaker 2: breaking into. Okay, I said, people, you have a gun

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Speaker 2: I can't. It's in my house.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you have seen the movie White Man Can Jump.

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Speaker 2: Was in the glove compartment? Was it in the trunk?

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Speaker 1: I think it was in the glove compartment. But it

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Speaker 1: go get my gun. It's like, okay, we not still

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Speaker 1: might still be there just to see. No, that's you

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Speaker 1: and the animal talking. Remember that time I was I

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Speaker 1: was out and out with my this guy that I met,

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Speaker 2: Was like, oh, you're popping your trunk? Do you remember

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Speaker 2: that story? I don't remember this, and you know I

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Speaker 2: So I met this guy at like the mall or something.

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Speaker 1: And when he said that, I was like, he was

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Speaker 2: But that's human beings to Sydney, is it.

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Speaker 1: Yes? Why when you're young and you watch fairy tales

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Speaker 2: Happily ever after. You have to change your perspective. Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, the change, because why do you want happily

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Speaker 1: You you have to have the highs, the lows, the tumbles,

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Speaker 2: You learn nothing because then you'll become John F. Kennedy Junior.

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Speaker 1: Yo, I just saw the TikTok about how you know

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Speaker 1: they said, it's always like that. It's so hard to fly,

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Speaker 1: But now that that's why they're blaming his wife because

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Speaker 1: Man. I'm sorry, I don't want to speak ill of

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Speaker 1: goes back to what you were saying, young, rich, famous, attractive. Yes, nothing,

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Speaker 1: nothing could possibly bring him back down to reality because

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Speaker 1: I was not a cute kid. I had a little

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say I'm on the spectrum. But my

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Speaker 1: And that's fine, and that's fine.

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Speaker 2: It's the fifth floor of the top floor, no, so

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Sydney, Hey, hey, Nick, we are at

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Speaker 1: the podcast. Everybody keeps calling me right now. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: Nick smith y'all. He called, I'm sorry, and I and

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Speaker 2: We are at work.

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Speaker 1: I am stressing out Marie because the my my ringtone

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my goa hold on, Nick, Nick

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Speaker 2: phone on airplane mode for an hour. That's okay, Nick,

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Speaker 1: You have to change your perspective because the airplane mode

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, you're exactly, thank you. It shouldn't

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Speaker 2: And unfortunately I have nothing to give you coming your question,

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Speaker 1: All right, Nick, I'm gonna call you later, all right,

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Speaker 2: Now just a little D n D mode. Yeah wait,

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Speaker 2: what was I saying?

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Speaker 1: Oh about about how you know I had a You know,

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Speaker 2: I'm typically it's not gonna work out. Really.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, you're so smooth and cool and chill.

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Speaker 1: You you never stress out outwardly. It's always I internalized

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Speaker 1: kind of admire how when things go left for you,

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Speaker 2: Everybody knows. Everybody does it, Yes, everybody knows. You'll do something.

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Speaker 1: You'll glue some fangs on your face and call six friends.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's just the group chat. No, it's not always,

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Speaker 1: but you would multiple group chats, you know, or like

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying I internalize. I wish I could. Oh,

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00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,399
Speaker 1: I wish I could be more like you in that sense.

440
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,440
Speaker 2: Maybe not ten people.

441
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,679
Speaker 1: No, not ten people, but you know, like you, I

442
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,040
Speaker 1: feel like you tell enough the other right of you

443
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:30,159
Speaker 1: tell like pole. You talk to me, and you know

444
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,920
Speaker 1: I'm solution oriented. I put everything on our solution orient

445
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,240
Speaker 1: and I put the cards down and I move stuff around,

446
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:37,679
Speaker 1: like all right, yeah we got this I got and

447
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:38,120
Speaker 1: I'd be.

448
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,280
Speaker 2: Like, oh, I see it.

449
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, that Sceny's good for that. You don't need ten people.

450
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,840
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just need one or two who got who

451
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 1: got the answer?

452
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,639
Speaker 2: But you use ten people. You have ten people. No,

453
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:50,760
Speaker 2: I don't need ten people.

454
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,359
Speaker 1: I'm just you know, I like to run it through

455
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 1: you run it through the wash, you know, till I'm

456
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,440
Speaker 1: tired of talking about it. That's what it really is about,

457
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,200
Speaker 1: and I think that's what we really need to do.

458
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 2: You need to have, Marie, what you say a jury

459
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:04,399
Speaker 2: of your peers.

460
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,399
Speaker 1: You need to have about the twelve people that you

461
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 1: can run shit by and stop running ship by the

462
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 1: same person so that nobody will ever be tired of

463
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:16,480
Speaker 1: you because you're I think I have multiple pockets. I

464
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,120
Speaker 1: got I maybe have like a good eight.

465
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,399
Speaker 2: You're close to twelve. Friend. You got to change your

466
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,679
Speaker 2: perspective you have.

467
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:26,320
Speaker 1: You're the changer of respective Marie. You damn youre have

468
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,600
Speaker 1: Listen your birthday party, girl. Yeah, but I'm not telling

469
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 1: all those people my business come look cute and celebrate

470
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,520
Speaker 1: with me. You know what's let's touch base, like maybe

471
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,159
Speaker 1: we get a lunch every once in a while, but

472
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 1: it's not necessarily like a you know everything that's going

473
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:42,160
Speaker 1: left in my life.

474
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,440
Speaker 2: Oh, Marie, I forgot. I should have said this up top.

475
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:53,159
Speaker 1: I want to apologize because I and Lara's episode people

476
00:22:53,160 --> 00:23:00,880
Speaker 1: were upset about the h and bs, the herpes a dialogue.

477
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,400
Speaker 1: It seemed like we were making fun and the stigma

478
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:03,919
Speaker 1: and all that.

479
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 2: We got a couple. We got some comments.

480
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,200
Speaker 1: They they people love us down they don't want to

481
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,159
Speaker 1: unfollow us, and you know what, I respect that. I

482
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 1: want to apologize It was very open and honest of

483
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 1: Ian to talk about that with us. And you know,

484
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 1: we all are jokes haha ha he. But you know,

485
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:27,159
Speaker 1: some people get a bad deck of cards in terms

486
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 1: of transmitted sexual diseases or whatever. Even I even I had,

487
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 1: I had trickonomus or trick track, I had one of

488
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 1: those two.

489
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 2: I had a parasite. A guy gave me one of those.

490
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 1: And it when it, when I told you, it felt

491
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:48,880
Speaker 1: like somebody was cutting up, cutting up onions in my uterus.

492
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 1: It was terrible, hutting up it will it was.

493
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 2: It was fucked and it was It's did not sound good.

494
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 1: And so like I understand, like we make fun, but

495
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 1: it's like it's not funny because sometimes it's just it's

496
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,399
Speaker 1: not fair that these things happen to you know, it

497
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 1: doesn't you don't have to be a good person, just

498
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 1: anybody involved.

499
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:13,719
Speaker 2: It sucks.

500
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,640
Speaker 1: All You're saying it's bad that it happens to good

501
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: and bad people. Yeah, well yeah, I hate that. It's

502
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 1: a thing. So if somebody has herbies, you know, obviously

503
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: you can still date you, people still love you.

504
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,199
Speaker 2: You deserve all of the things. And so yeah, that

505
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 2: was wrong. That was wrong of me, Sydney running for office. No,

506
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,160
Speaker 2: I'm running for office. It's yeah.

507
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 1: We're comedians first, so we always gonna go for the joke.

508
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 1: It's that.

509
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 2: That's it. Yeah, I can admit when I'm wrong. I

510
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 2: don't want to be right. You don't want to be right.

511
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,200
Speaker 1: I don't always have to be right. And you know that, Marine,

512
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 1: I'm always saying some dumb shit. So that's why you

513
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 1: got twelve plus that you can call Penny time you

514
00:24:54,160 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 1: need a friend, Sydney can call all the friends. That

515
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:19,680
Speaker 1: was really wait to bring the room back down. That

516
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 1: felt like I thought it was enough. I sound like

517
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 1: your a ringtone all over again. No, No, you have

518
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 1: to change your perspective. That was a moment of clarity

519
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:33,680
Speaker 1: and honesty and opening the opening the room up to

520
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: criticism or suggestion. Change your perspective, Marine, all of this

521
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,400
Speaker 1: is yeah, all of this is mess.

522
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 2: It is It's all mess. Yeah. Another thing that's on

523
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 2: the mess agenda.

524
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 1: You know, people think that I literally want to be

525
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 1: with you, and I am with you.

526
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 2: I don't want to be with you. We're together, we're

527
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 2: not dating. I don't think of you sexually. I would

528
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,399
Speaker 2: never want to kiss you. You are my sister.

529
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 1: But I think it's funny that I'll be like, I'm

530
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 1: your soul mate because we are, we're so mates. But

531
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 1: I do believe there's somebody out there for you to

532
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,160
Speaker 1: be with and you know, do all the sexual things

533
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,880
Speaker 1: that I obviously would never do because we're twin.

534
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 2: Where have you been?

535
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 1: But guys, stop putting that that out there. I don't

536
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 1: want to be with Marie. I don't want to be

537
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 1: inside of her. I don't I hug her.

538
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:23,640
Speaker 2: That's crazy, And no, I don't. A million girls would

539
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 2: kill nothing.

540
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: A million girls would kill and I'm not one of

541
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 1: those girls.

542
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 2: But I'm not one of those girls. I am gay,

543
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 2: but I'm not. I don't want you.

544
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,360
Speaker 1: Okay you're saying, and now you got this short haircut,

545
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 1: and now now you're trying to fix.

546
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 2: It, and you're like, stop messing wedding.

547
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 1: You know, it's just like it feels like it's just like,

548
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 1: you know, like, what do you call it a stem?

549
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,360
Speaker 1: It feels like you're stemming right now.

550
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 2: I'm stemming. What's the stem? You like?

551
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: A repeat movement or a word that you say is stimming.

552
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,439
Speaker 1: It's like something to calm your nerves. You know, it

553
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 1: might be. I can you know what I can see myself,

554
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: So I'm literally adjusting by what I see. And you know,

555
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 1: I love a hat. Most of the clips I'm wearing

556
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: a hat. You are you are, and I cannot I

557
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: cannot figure out how to put a hat on this

558
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 1: hair without looking stupid. So that's why I'm hyper aware.

559
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: Do you mean when you put this hat on, you

560
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 1: look so good?

561
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 2: I'm talking about this this hair. That hat is big? Yes,

562
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 2: so the hair being small, it's you just looking at hat.

563
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: All my hats is regular size right right, so regular hat,

564
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: little hair peeking out, it don't look So what you're

565
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: saying is I needed to get you a big hat

566
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: and then we'll be like.

567
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 2: Mario Luis Marie I said so much. You didn't have

568
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 2: any comments. What do you?

569
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: How do you feel about this? About what about you know?

570
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,479
Speaker 1: I don't want to be with you, but I do

571
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: believe that we are soulmates? Do you believe like you

572
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:51,959
Speaker 1: have multiple soul maades? You you you know what you

573
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: text me? You said, Hey, does does your girlfriend understand

574
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 1: what you're saying? Because I don't want her coming to

575
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:02,160
Speaker 1: me as a woman and I that was so real.

576
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:07,639
Speaker 1: But my girlfriend is very confident, very co I believe

577
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,159
Speaker 1: that she is the one that I need to marry

578
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 1: and I want to be with forever. But I genuinely

579
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,400
Speaker 1: do believe that you are my soulmates.

580
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 2: You know what's the thing, You're my soulmates too.

581
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 1: You know what, I don't feel comfortable. This is this

582
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: is not this is weird. And I didn't I couldn't

583
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: believe that she said that so easy. I mean I've

584
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 1: been wearing her down for many years, but.

585
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 2: Wearing me down.

586
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:34,199
Speaker 1: But when I saw that, I said, no, when you

587
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 1: When I saw that clip of us, I was like,

588
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: look how happy we are.

589
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,239
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is this is friendship, this is like

590
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 2: we're this yeah, for sure?

591
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,239
Speaker 1: Whatever edible you guys, this is tearing you up right

592
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: now because you can't even fight fight fight, do it.

593
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 1: I see how you were when you were in the

594
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: supermarket breaking down. Yeah, I mean, Sydney, I don't know

595
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: what you want me to say, Like, this is you

596
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: coming at me with a lot of emotion and a

597
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 1: lot of suspense and an apology for the herpes community.

598
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 2: You know, I'm sorry you got that.

599
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: It's like I feel like, uh, always this SpongeBob.

600
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 2: Game is so funny. That's how I feel. Yeah, so

601
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 2: I don't really know. I guess that's mess. You know

602
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 2: what's mess? What? Okay?

603
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: So you said this is the person you want to

604
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 1: marry you wow? First of all, club at for Sydney.

605
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 2: Thank you. Okay, but what if I think I met

606
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 2: my husband?

607
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: Uh huh my husband? So you know I went on

608
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: a date. I went off on like a fourth date

609
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 1: last week? Right, this guy?

610
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 2: We like him? I texted you that you did in

611
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 2: invisible ink. I think I like him? And what did

612
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 2: I say, Marie? What did I say? You send me

613
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 2: your picture back? What was it what you send me?

614
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 2: I was?

615
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 1: I was excited for you. I love what I listen.

616
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 1: I want you to know I will never cock black

617
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 1: my sister. I want her. I want her d down, okay,

618
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: d down. I want her heart open, I want her

619
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 1: legs wide. I want her mind as well. But I

620
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: want all three.

621
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 2: Open. I want all the orifices open. My ears Yeah,

622
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:49,479
Speaker 2: you want my ears? You said, yeah, I love it. Anyway,

623
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 2: we get back. We I guess I was more lit

624
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 2: than I thought I was. Oh interesting, yeah interesting, Marie?

625
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 2: Did you take one of the medabals? No, we went to.

626
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 2: We went to Omakase and they was given and I

627
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 2: don't know.

628
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 1: Usually when I drink it, I'm sipping it. They put

629
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: it in shot glasses.

630
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 2: We shooting it.

631
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: He's like, it's nothing, It's fine, Like da da da

632
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: da da. There's barely any alcohol in this. I'm trying

633
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: to keep up with everybody at the bar. I don't

634
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: really drink, not really, but to drink that many a

635
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: short amount of time, I felt great and my stomach

636
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 1: was full.

637
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 2: But woo what you do later?

638
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: So he's like, do you want to come to He

639
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: was like, do you want to come to my house?

640
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: Am I coming to yours?

641
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, You're can try.

642
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: Me off at my house because my house is not

643
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: set up for company. Okay, my bathroom is currently a

644
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 1: construction zone. And then I'm getting dressed for a date.

645
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: You know, my couch looks crazy. Everything is in Disarrael.

646
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 2: You know, it's brown jeans, big jeans, little jeans. It's

647
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 2: a dress right here.

648
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: That's why when people were like, hey, I'm in the neighborhood, bitch,

649
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: my my apartment is not in the neighborhood, bitch, my

650
00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: building mood, Hey are your are you?

651
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

652
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,479
Speaker 1: I'll come meet you outside, but you can't come inside yet.

653
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 2: Be at the door.

654
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: It's open just a little bit, and you're just like, yeah,

655
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 1: so I really wasn't expecting company. How can I I'll

656
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: be exactly like those people on Hoarders, just yes.

657
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 2: Stepping on the pilot, like why are you here? And

658
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 2: they can't open the door. You know why we're here?

659
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: You got fifty cats fucking underneath the couch. Let us

660
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: love of them.

661
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 2: Smoosh a right.

662
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: So, but I had something in my house that I

663
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: wanted to give to him, So I was like, I'll

664
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: just run up.

665
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 2: And get it. What did you want to give to him?

666
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: Do you remember that event we went to that gave

667
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: us all that Men's here? Yes, yeah, so I said

668
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: I would give him a look, I need this Men's Like,

669
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: oh you know what, let me give you Orlando the

670
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 1: one I have? Yeah, because I ain't got no men

671
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 1: in my life.

672
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's really nice. Yeah, it's for skincare.

673
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 2: It's very nice. It looks like it's great product for

674
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 2: the man, for the man, for the men. So I

675
00:32:58,880 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 2: was gonna go upstairs and get that.

676
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 1: But in my in my fuzzy stupor in my sacky,

677
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: sorely brain. He was like, oh, yeah, you know, I'll come,

678
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: I'll come with you to grab it. And I was like, yeah,

679
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 1: the way that my house is set up, and the

680
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: way that I feel, and the way that this man smells.

681
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 2: He smelled good, so good? What does he where? I

682
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 2: don't know. It's like that's the first thing I would

683
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 2: have asked.

684
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I asked, but then I forget,

685
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 1: like you told me, And then it was like, you

686
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: text him and say, what what do you smell like today?

687
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 2: What do you what kind of colonnywhere?

688
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 1: And he's gonna say, he's gonna tell you text him now, right,

689
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: But like, what's the It's like I just want to know, right,

690
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like, as a man, as a straight man,

691
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: getting that message, what is he?

692
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 2: You're thinking of him or talking about him?

693
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh you're not there yet. You like him, but

694
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 1: you don't want to let him know. Well, I just

695
00:33:54,920 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to text him. When I

696
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 1: see him, I'll ask him and then I'll ask you.

697
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 2: Well, you know what.

698
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: This is good because I was looking on TikTok and

699
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 1: the girls was like, I don't want to penpal text

700
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,240
Speaker 1: me when we meeting up and we'll talk in person.

701
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: Because what happens is everybody's doing one is texting and

702
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: talking on the phone, and you feel like you already

703
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: know the person, and so when y'all together, it's like

704
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: we should actually be anticipating the talking and real I

705
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 1: also don't think I don't think talking on the phone

706
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: is the problem. Okay, it's texting that's the problem that is.

707
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,280
Speaker 1: And a lot of people can't pick up a phone

708
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 1: and call Like I dated this dude I had. I

709
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: was in a situation ship with a guy who I

710
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: think in all the years that we was talking, he

711
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: picked up the phone to call me.

712
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 2: Like three times. Damn. That's scary.

713
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this guy's cool. He'll like schedule a FaceTime,

714
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: schedule a call. I would like to speak with you

715
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 1: this week. I'd be like about Now, I don't have

716
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,959
Speaker 1: these problems because as a lesbiyond, we all speak six

717
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: times a day time.

718
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 2: That's what we do. Talk talk, talk, talk talk. I

719
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 2: want people to know that talking is the foreplay. Okay.

720
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 2: People think it's all.

721
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 1: Physical way to strap ad w No no, no, no no no,

722
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 1: it's the talking, talking through it.

723
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 2: That's where that came from. It's a lesbian verbiage.

724
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,399
Speaker 1: Anyway, I knew I shouldn't let this person in my house,

725
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 1: but I did yes.

726
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 2: And he was like, damn, bitch, you really you live

727
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 2: like this? Damn bitch is how you live?

728
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: No, but at nighttime it's sexy, you know, there's lights

729
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: on soft in the daytime.

730
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 2: I saw him looking around.

731
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 1: I said, hey, what's what's going on? I said, you

732
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 1: judging my my mess. He's like, no, your place has

733
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:44,399
Speaker 1: a lot of character, bitch. He calls you a warder RD.

734
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 1: He said, you're a vintage collector of things. Said you

735
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: gonna talk to me like that in front of my plants,

736
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 1: and they were alive.

737
00:35:51,080 --> 00:36:00,320
Speaker 2: The plants was like em like this. They were like

738
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 2: like this. That's like this. We're like what, it's a

739
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 2: sexy way. It's a sexy way that we live.

740
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: Anyway, I cleaned my house the next day and I've

741
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 1: got to get rid of so much clothes.

742
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 2: Sometimes that's what you need.

743
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 1: You just need a little push, you need a little judgment,

744
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 1: you need a little side eye.

745
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 2: You need it. Will somebody be like hmmm, they don't

746
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:20,280
Speaker 2: say nothing, but they don't. Yeah, he didn't say nothing,

747
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 2: but well, he's looking at character.

748
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 1: But then a few days later he texted me and said,

749
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 1: why do I feel the need to help you organize

750
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: your place?

751
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 2: And I said, I knew you were judging my house.

752
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 2: I knew it.

753
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 1: But the fact that he said that, that's care. Who cares? Okay,

754
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: you get get me organized or something.

755
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 2: Girl, I think he likes you too. Yeah, it feels

756
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 2: very it feels very mutual. It feels very like meets

757
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 2: like I like him.

758
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody give it up for Marie feelings, feeling she got,

759
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: feeling close your legs the married men. I forgot to

760
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: even mention my visil line, babe. Oh yeah, every time

761
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: you speak, I want to want to say that, but

762
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: you were like, let me let her rock. But yeah,

763
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 1: the visil line is in the building. I'm doing it.

764
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 2: Uh.

765
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: You know a lot of people had a lot of

766
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: things to say in my DMS, like you don't need it,

767
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 1: blah blah blah.

768
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 2: Our teeth are beautiful, you have character?

769
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: Oh character, So you're saying that my mouth is it's all.

770
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 2: Horror, that's what you're saying.

771
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like perfect teeth or not, Like it's not

772
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: the look and it's like, I'm not looking to have

773
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 1: perfect teeth. I know that my teeth are always gonna

774
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: look a little different. I just want the overbite done.

775
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 1: I don't want Yeah, but also, like your teeth are

776
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,800
Speaker 1: white and together, like you don't have no gap. It

777
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 1: could be well, you know, I did composite. I did

778
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: composite bonding with a lot of the gaps that I had.

779
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 2: So what's that that is?

780
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: It's not it's like the stuff that you know when

781
00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 1: you fill your teeth, the white feelings like that around

782
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: the teeth, oh, to make the spaces go. Yeah, but

783
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: I do have like some weird shaping. My teeth are

784
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: giving dinosaur not the mama like on the dinosaur tooth. Look, Lexus,

785
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: it's not no, that's that's vampire monster. It's more like

786
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:23,240
Speaker 1: it looks like rocks or like pebbles on the side.

787
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:26,800
Speaker 2: So you're saying you are round teeth, Yeah, they're like round.

788
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: It's just it's not obviously I don't want all my

789
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: teeth to be perfect like yours. Yeah, but this is

790
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: two years of braces either amazingly this is but this

791
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:42,840
Speaker 1: is two years of metal wire tightening, rubber band pulling.

792
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 1: My drawbacks and your gums are pink too. They're like,

793
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 1: you have great gum health. Yeah, no, it's a little black.

794
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: It's dark skinned.

795
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 2: Skin girls, dark skin.

796
00:38:55,880 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: Guns that that might be.

797
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 2: The title of the episode. I like that too. I

798
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 2: like that first.

799
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 1: Sun so I so it hurts, it hurts. I did

800
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 1: not like that the first two days, tossing and turning

801
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 1: at night, like just very the discomfort. And people were

802
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: messaging me like, this is not gonna be hard. You

803
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,720
Speaker 1: did seventy five hard. I said, I that is different.

804
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 1: Seventy five hard because you know I can't snack the

805
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 1: way I do. I'm hungry.

806
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 2: Oh but this is good for you?

807
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: Then, sis, what because you talking about you want to

808
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 1: do something different with the body for the summer. Having

809
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: these in means you can't snack, not snack. I mean

810
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 1: you sitting at home sipping what water And I know

811
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: you've got that cousin jug right on the couch. I know,

812
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: but I that's what I'm realizing. It's like, we need

813
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: to stop talking shit about people on ozempic. The people

814
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: who got issues. They're hungry, they're upset, they're in a

815
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: bad mood. I think we should be your appetite, I know,

816
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 1: but you're it's suppressive, but you still that energy of

817
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: like yo, I haven't really had anything to eat.

818
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 2: It's lingering, you know, the lingering of it.

819
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 1: I don't think Ocempic people ozmpic hives t happen because

820
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:38,919
Speaker 1: I don't think that's how that works. I haven't really

821
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 1: seen an ozembic person smile like from the inside.

822
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but on the outside they smiling because they skinny.

823
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: Now, No, No, I honestly I don't think being skinny

824
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: is all that cracked up to be.

825
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 2: Okay, hey, you can't do that. You cannot do that.

826
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: Really, you just said people are messaging you about your teeth,

827
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 1: saying you don't need this, but it's not about that.

828
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 2: Skinny people who want to be skinny. Same thing. Okay, people,

829
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. What I'm saying. No, I said, Okay,

830
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 2: you were you were surprised. You thought I was gonna fight.

831
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: No, I'm spiritually with the gummy, with the with the edible.

832
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 1: I took the gun to do us most yes, and

833
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 1: so I'm actually I'm not gonna fight.

834
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 2: You're right, You're right.

835
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: We shouldn't be telling anybody about anything everybody has their

836
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: own journey, and you got that's this, you got it.

837
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 1: But as a skinny person, Sidney saying it's not all

838
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 1: that is cracked up for me, Well, I can say

839
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: that as what as my you know, skinny lifestyle or whatever.

840
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 2: I agree. I agree with Sidney as a fellow skinny.

841
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 1: It's not all I'm knocked up. Hold on, hold on,

842
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm skinny. Don't want that ass. Hold on,

843
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 1: let me stand up. Somebody told me yesterday, like, bro,

844
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: look at the seam of the genes. The seam can't

845
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 1: even the jeans can't even handle dad ass dad ass

846
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 1: dad iss dad is good.

847
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 2: Eggs.

848
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 1: Hey, look at that big hat, big ass, big hat,

849
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 1: big ass might be the title. No, no, that's not

850
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:11,959
Speaker 1: that sound it's fun.

851
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

852
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: So you know why I said that is because I'm

853
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: realizing it's all about tailoring. You gotta tailor your clothes.

854
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 1: It doesn't it doesn't matter what you what it looks like.

855
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 1: When you put on one you tailor, it will be

856
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 1: exactly how it needs to be. Yeah, and so we

857
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: just want things to you put them on you. Oh

858
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 1: my god, it looks amazing. No no, no, no, no, because

859
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: even when I was like, skinnier stuff would look stupid too.

860
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, this is just not it's ill fitting.

861
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you're right.

862
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 1: And a lot of the celebrities, you know, because we

863
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: got I get a lot of inspoke from like street

864
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 1: wear and you know people street style and stuff like that,

865
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:50,760
Speaker 1: they get their stuff tailored.

866
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 2: It's not right off the runway ready to wear. Well,

867
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 2: you gotta spin the coin.

868
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,479
Speaker 1: I mean, the thing is that you get in fash

869
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: fashion and then you go into the tailor and the

870
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:02,800
Speaker 1: tailor's side eye and you like, hey, that twenty five cents,

871
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: and now you want to do forty fifty dollars worth

872
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 1: of tailoring.

873
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:09,320
Speaker 2: That's foolish. Actually, tayloring is really not even that expensive.

874
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 2: Depends on what you want to do. It'd be like

875
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 2: twelve dollars a day. Is that? Yeah, it's not really expensive. Yeah.

876
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: The first person I know who was tailoring stuff is

877
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:18,439
Speaker 1: my older brother.

878
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 2: You were in like high school and he was getting

879
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 2: shirts tailored. You're your older brother.

880
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 1: I was like, you only have one brother friend my brother. Okay,

881
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: but the way you said older brothers like you had

882
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 1: another brother.

883
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 2: Maybe I do. You know, I have a brother and

884
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,399
Speaker 2: he loves the podcast. Oh shout out to the brother

885
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 2: Jay Washing.

886
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: Yes, Jay Jay always he loves you. He thinks you're

887
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 1: so funny and he he has great taste, like he

888
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: really enjoys the pot. He caused me stupid all the time,

889
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 1: but end up like you're so stupid funny. Yeah, He's like,

890
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 1: you guys need to be I don't understand why you

891
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 1: guys are not on TV.

892
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 2: You guys need to show.

893
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: Because we only have one big hat. He was a

894
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: big hat. I'm looking at this television.

895
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 2: You look so good, Marie. There's nothing you can't do.

896
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 2: There's nothing you can't wear what I said.

897
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: I can't be on time, you know, And I'm just

898
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: I have to accept you for who you are.

899
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 2: But girl, somebody ain't gonna be me, and they gonna

900
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 2: be like, get her out of here. You need to

901
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 2: get her band, get her band. We don't do that here.

902
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 2: You're eighty six. You're eighty six for lateness.

903
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I guess that just means I have to

904
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: become as successful as possible.

905
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 2: So that people are just gonna be like, that's just what, Marie.

906
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 1: Do you know?

907
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 2: That's who she and Mariah carry. Two hours later, her

908
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:35,760
Speaker 2: you got from that, Marie.

909
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 1: I just need to be more successful so I can

910
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 1: come in whenever the funk I want to. Yes, that's

911
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: what bosses do what they want. Actually, don't even remember

912
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: what you said?

913
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:45,439
Speaker 2: What you said?

914
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 1: Hey again, I'm spiritually not fighting. You got you got it?

915
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 2: You said? What did you say? I don't know?

916
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,879
Speaker 1: So when I tell you, they're like, hey, you could

917
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:00,400
Speaker 1: possibly have dementia. It's there, baby, who's saying that? I

918
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 1: mean the internet? The Internet is like it's it happens

919
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 1: earlier now. Dementia's happening earlier because of the phones. Probably

920
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,839
Speaker 1: all the red bull I've drank. It is like, there's

921
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 1: no way I have any more brain games. We gotta

922
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: do brain teasers a lot. I've been doing my world.

923
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should.

924
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: You should start doing your cross word again, like remember

925
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 1: you were making it up. We should have one for me.

926
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 1: We should create one for mess We should do it

927
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 1: and send it to our messies. How are we gonna

928
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:33,399
Speaker 1: send it to that put on the page? We need

929
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 1: to diversify our page. You know that's somebody who wants

930
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: to be an assistant. Do you think we can have

931
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: like kind of a budget for an assistant for Mess.

932
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 1: You think that you were thinking about that.

933
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 2: If you want to be our assistant for Mess, you

934
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 2: gotta apply and then you gotta Well, someone sent me

935
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 2: their resume and I sent it to you for I

936
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 2: thought I sent it to you already, but I realized

937
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 2: I didn't. I think you might have showed it to

938
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 2: move on your phone.

939
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 1: I might have, but I think we might need one

940
00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 1: so that we can get more things going. So when

941
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: we're out, they've already had all the tiktoks and stuff

942
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: that we have to do, so we can diversify the page.

943
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 2: We can't be young interned huh and professional young intern?

944
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 1: I she is young, I don't she's wearing glasses. I

945
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 1: don't know how turned she is, but I don't think

946
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: she'd be sliding her glasses to the side.

947
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 2: You don't think her glasses do.

948
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: Like sometimes when she to whom it may concern. As

949
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 1: for my last email, Marie loves a good old act

950
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,879
Speaker 1: out and I'm obsessed with it.

951
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,839
Speaker 2: Every time I'll find out, I'll ask her, I'll ask her, girl,

952
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 2: what's the budget for the assistant? Let's talk? Well, I

953
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 2: have to ask her, like, what kind of money are

954
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 2: you looking for? Because whatever you look for we ain't.

955
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 1: Got it like you, you're not getting healthcare. You guys

956
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 1: got to come back to the Patreon. We're back, Yeah,

957
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 1: we are back. We are back, the one that I

958
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: put up. It's it's actually cringe for me, but it

959
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 1: works out in the end, it works out in him.

960
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 1: But it's very cringe for me. It's very cringe for

961
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: me because I'm like, why am I so emotional? I

962
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: have to work on my emotions. Is like, I'm taking

963
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 1: medication for my emotions, but sometimes I can't hold back.

964
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 2: And whenever I cry.

965
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: You are always like, girl, why, Like, it's just it,

966
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: it's the bane of your of my existence.

967
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 2: Me crying well, because I don't like crying? Do you

968
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:18,720
Speaker 2: like crying? Sometimes?

969
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: It's you got to change your perspective. It's it's releasing emotion.

970
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: You can't how much you got.

971
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 2: To release, baby, Just in general, well, as someone who

972
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 2: infamously you're a squirter, Marie, you have a lot to

973
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 2: really swear.

974
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: Our relief through my pois not through my eyes, babe,

975
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: And maybe that's why some of us squirt and some

976
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:40,439
Speaker 1: of us don't.

977
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 2: You know.

978
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 1: So you're saying, if I stop squirting through my eyes

979
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 1: I can probably squirt more through my couch because.

980
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 2: You are you emptying the reserves right here? Sis every

981
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:53,479
Speaker 2: time your pousois are you taking from that? Hey?

982
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: Some people like having to change the sheets every you know,

983
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 1: you know, seven to thirteen business days. You, on the

984
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 1: other hand, you like switching it out every other day. No,

985
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: you lay a toe down, you do that that you

986
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: squared at their house. Then they get you a car

987
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 1: home and you sleep in your dry bed. Let them

988
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:14,879
Speaker 1: sleep in the wet spots. Okay, I did not know

989
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 1: that you were a squirt kind of swer, but I

990
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 1: think you might have to start a book.

991
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 2: It's like a little coffee cad. How is that?

992
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 1: It's like you've lived this light of squirting, which, honestly,

993
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 1: looking at you, I wouldn't think that that's something that

994
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 1: happens on a red You don't think looking at me

995
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: that I squirt. I'm not saying you're dehydroate, obviously you're

996
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 1: very moisturuy. I'm just saying there's some people that look

997
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: like squirters, and you and describe a squirters to me,

998
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: what do they look like? They got a middle part?

999
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 2: That's it?

1000
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 1: This is not that's it for me. No, it's weird.

1001
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: Y'all are not gonna hate me. They gonna eat me

1002
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: up for this. I think of squirters like porn stars.

1003
00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:59,839
Speaker 1: More more white, more white girls.

1004
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 2: Think only white women's squad.

1005
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:05,719
Speaker 1: Didn't say that only white women's squirt. I'm just that's

1006
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 1: the title of the episode. I'm not doing that. I

1007
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: don't sign off on that question, and I apologize. I

1008
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 1: apologize too.

1009
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 2: But if you are, if you're a brown battye that squirts,

1010
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 2: get in my d M. Let me let us know

1011
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 2: because I need to know. I'm the one that needs

1012
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,760
Speaker 2: to be more informed about black girls that squirt, black.

1013
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 1: Girls squirt, black girl's rock squirt, black girl's rock, black

1014
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: girl squirt.

1015
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 2: We're starting a whole new hashtag black girl squirt.

1016
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, now you see how you do apologize to the

1017
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,959
Speaker 1: herpe's community next video.

1018
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 2: You want to apologize to the black squirter communities, Well,

1019
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 2: I think they need to.

1020
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 1: I would love a plethora of you girlies to just

1021
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: get in my dms and let me know that you

1022
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 1: do it because I didn't know, not enough talk about it.

1023
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:49,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1024
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, look, you on maybe on the wrong side of TikTok.

1025
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: You gotta be on wet Black talk. You know there

1026
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 1: is a sad thing. It's everything book talk. It's a

1027
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: talk for everything with black girl. I have to and

1028
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: speaking of where I have to be. So oh I

1029
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: think we might Oh wait, do we have any messages?

1030
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 2: I got one? Okay, do it talk to us? Hi, messy.

1031
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 2: My girl and I have been together almost two years

1032
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 2: next month. It's been okay for the most part.

1033
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 1: Oh, she's so negative about everything in your perspective. She

1034
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 1: wakes up and immediately is like, I hate life, This sucks.

1035
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: Why do I have to be here? Put me out

1036
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:37,359
Speaker 1: of my misery? Whoa except for et cetera. Like every day,

1037
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: all day, no matter how the day goes. Oh, is

1038
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 1: that like she needs some medication?

1039
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 2: Man, Yeah, to change her perspective no matter how the

1040
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 2: day goes. We do have a good time together, but

1041
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,320
Speaker 2: we never go out anywhere. Maybe a handful of times

1042
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:52,919
Speaker 2: in two years have we gone out to the park

1043
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 2: for a walk or a small hike out to eat

1044
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 2: once what just walks? Okay?

1045
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 1: Hell don I moved six hours from home to be

1046
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: with her, But this negativity is getting to be too

1047
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 1: much and I'm almost ready to go home. I've told

1048
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: her before she needs to talk to someone or go

1049
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,880
Speaker 1: on some meds or something. But it's got a change,

1050
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: and she's like it's like she never heard me text

1051
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,399
Speaker 1: all day while we're at work about how she hates

1052
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 1: the day, she wants it to end, and I just

1053
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 1: can't take it any longer.

1054
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:19,399
Speaker 2: What do I even do?

1055
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:22,319
Speaker 1: I'd have to work out my two weeks notice to

1056
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 1: get my time from work, so if we do split ways,

1057
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,280
Speaker 1: I'd have to live with her for another two weeks.

1058
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 2: After telling her whatever it is, I decide to do.

1059
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 2: What do I do?

1060
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 1: I love her, but she's making me miserable. Help me, please,

1061
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,399
Speaker 1: girls xoxo.

1062
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:42,720
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1063
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 1: I mean, when I was dealing with a depressed guy,

1064
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 1: I felt like I needed to fix it and it

1065
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: was making me miserable try to make him better, and

1066
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:58,240
Speaker 1: ultimately I had to realize that it's not my job

1067
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:02,399
Speaker 1: to fix him. And also a lot of people are

1068
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 1: not gonna go on meds or talk to a therapist

1069
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 1: until they've hit their bottom. And if that's not their

1070
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 1: bottom and it's making you feel how you feel, you

1071
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:13,359
Speaker 1: gotta go.

1072
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 2: You gotta put you firstus, you gotta put you first.

1073
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 1: And I know this first him because I've been the

1074
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 1: depressed person, and you know, it sucks that we are

1075
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 1: so in.

1076
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 2: A cloud and it's the woe is me.

1077
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,919
Speaker 1: We can't see the light at the end of the tunnel,

1078
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 1: and unfortunately we bring people into that darkness sometimes and

1079
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,840
Speaker 1: it's not like we gonna walk away, you know. So

1080
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 1: sometimes it's gotta be the bigger person and be the

1081
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:47,360
Speaker 1: person who's not sad, you know. Yea, and yeah, I

1082
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:50,280
Speaker 1: gotta want that person has to want to be better

1083
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 1: more than you do. And if you feel like you're

1084
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,399
Speaker 1: doing the heavy lifting, then you gotta you gotta put

1085
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,360
Speaker 1: you first, because then you'll become depressed.

1086
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 2: And that has happened. I have, I have it. It has.

1087
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: It has leaned over, spilled over into other people's lives,

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Speaker 1: my either getting sober, my depression, the getting on medication.

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Speaker 1: It's been a long road to where I am right now.

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Speaker 1: It's taken me, I mean since I met you till now.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm in such a better place. But

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Speaker 1: how long is that you ain't got that kind of time,

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Speaker 1: You ain't got that kind of time.

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Speaker 2: You've already you've already invested, you're saying going on two years.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so and it's and and that that's a word

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00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 1: sid being like, it's they have to want it more

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00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 1: than you do, because if it's you who wants it

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Speaker 1: more than them, it's mhm.

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Speaker 2: It's like talking to a wall. It is. It is

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Speaker 2: a wall.

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Speaker 1: They they're they're under they're in quicksand Yo, it's so sad.

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Speaker 1: It sucks, And obviously I feel for you. I feel

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Speaker 1: for your partner. But girl, it takes time.

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Speaker 2: It is not an overnight.

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00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 1: They can't just get on medication and get get on

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Speaker 1: therapy and everything is right like it just do.

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Speaker 2: It takes a lot of time. It takes a lot

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Speaker 2: of patience. And you got to work on you too.

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Speaker 1: And if you if you worried about the two weeks,

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Speaker 1: hey babe, maybe you need to spend some money, get

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00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 1: an airbnb if you need to. But most times you

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Speaker 1: know people before you know it.

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Speaker 2: Two weeks over and then you out.

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Speaker 1: Two weeks is only fourteen days, yeah, change it's only

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Speaker 1: fourteen days.

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Speaker 2: Change your perspective. Right, Maybe you leaving will be her

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Speaker 2: bottom mm hmm.

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00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 1: Maybe because you're there and she and everything is well

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00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:34,839
Speaker 1: as me, but you're there, she has like something one

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00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 1: still to lean on and vent to, but once you leave,

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00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:40,399
Speaker 1: maybe that'll be her bottom and that'll be the thing

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Speaker 1: that pushes her to actually do all.

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Speaker 2: The things that she's not able to do what you do.

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Speaker 1: But also you are not in control of her faith.

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Speaker 1: So don't even put that on you either, Like, don't

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00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,800
Speaker 1: if anything, you know, you know you don't want to

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00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 1: blame yourself, or if it gets worse, if it gets

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00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:56,719
Speaker 1: don't that don't have nothing to do with you.

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Speaker 2: That is their journey. That is their journey. That is

1130
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 2: their journe boom, change your perspective should we leave it

1131
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:08,720
Speaker 2: right there? We should change your perspective et phone home.

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Speaker 1: Oh I was trying to scissor but yeah, oh Marie,

1133
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Speaker 1: what did I say up top?

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Speaker 2: Change your perspective?

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Speaker 1: No, okay, guys, make sure you're reviewing us.

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00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 2: The numbers are going up.

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Speaker 1: We are getting closer and closer to Tim k on YouTube's.

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Speaker 1: I am acstatic about that. So rank it up, make

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Speaker 1: sure you're sharing it.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, then send us your messages all that stuff.

1141
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 2: We got big things on the horizon.

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Speaker 1: We are going to be in Moon Tower in Austin,

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Speaker 1: Texas April fifteenth to the eighteenth, So we're going to

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Speaker 1: be on show. Make sure you get tickets to mess.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have mess lie side. Yeah, and we want

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Speaker 1: the messiest, messiest, bestiest at our show four for four.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, thank you, Yeah, Okay, okay, Hie, do you

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Speaker 2: want to picture? You Mess with?

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Speaker 1: Sydney Washington and Marie Foston is a production by Will

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Speaker 1: Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Created and hosted by Sidney Washington and Marie Foston. Executive

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